1 00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:16,900 Ugly naked guy's decorating his tree. 2 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:21,820 Oh, my God, you should see the size of his Christmas balls. 3 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:25,620 - Hey. - Hey. 4 00:00:25,699 --> 00:00:27,579 Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year? 5 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:28,699 Yeah, we were gonna give $50, 6 00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:30,859 but if you guys gave more, we don't wanna look bad. 7 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:34,219 Oh, actually, this year, we just made him homemade cookies. 8 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:35,300 And 25 it is. 9 00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:38,460 You gave him cookies? 10 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:41,939 Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. 11 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:46,420 Alright, we're broke. But cookies do say that. 12 00:00:47,060 --> 00:00:50,100 I can see that. A plate of brownies once told me a limerick. 13 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:57,100 Pheebs, let me ask you something. Were these, uh, "funny" brownies? 14 00:00:57,179 --> 00:00:58,179 Not especially. 15 00:00:59,219 --> 00:01:01,899 But you know what? I think they had pot in them. 16 00:01:03,979 --> 00:01:06,539 So, you guys, who else did you tip with cookies? 17 00:01:07,299 --> 00:01:09,820 Uh, the mailman, the super… 18 00:01:10,659 --> 00:01:12,659 Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy. 19 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:14,939 Oh, my God! 20 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:16,739 'What?' 21 00:01:17,060 --> 00:01:19,459 Uh, I don't think you're gonna like this. 22 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:22,019 Oh, gosh! 23 00:01:22,099 --> 00:01:25,019 Oh, oh, there's a cookie smashed in the sports section. 24 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,500 Oh, look! And he did my crossword puzzle. 25 00:01:27,579 --> 00:01:28,819 Yeah, but not very well. 26 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:32,340 Unless "14 across, Gershwin musical" actually is 27 00:01:32,420 --> 00:01:34,540 "bite me, bite me, bite me, bite me." 28 00:02:23,379 --> 00:02:25,539 I can't believe it's Christmas already. 29 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:27,620 You know? I mean, one day you're eating turkey. 30 00:02:27,699 --> 00:02:30,099 The next thing you know, your lords are a-leaping 31 00:02:30,180 --> 00:02:31,819 and your geese are a-laying. 32 00:02:33,379 --> 00:02:36,300 Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year. 33 00:02:38,219 --> 00:02:39,699 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 34 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:42,900 Hey, Rach. 35 00:02:43,379 --> 00:02:46,020 I, uh, got you a little present. 36 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:49,340 I'll open it. 37 00:02:51,060 --> 00:02:52,419 It's a slinky. 38 00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:54,460 Remember? Huh? 39 00:02:54,539 --> 00:02:55,620 What walks downstairs 40 00:02:55,699 --> 00:02:56,699 Alone or in pairs 41 00:02:56,780 --> 00:02:58,060 Everyone knows it's 42 00:03:00,379 --> 00:03:01,500 Just a big spring 43 00:03:03,060 --> 00:03:05,099 Alright, you're still mad at me because of the whole… 44 00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:07,860 Horrible and degrading list of reasons not to be with me? 45 00:03:07,939 --> 00:03:11,740 How about from now on we just call it the "unfortunate incident"? 46 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,580 Hey, Gunther. You've got stairs in your place? 47 00:03:16,659 --> 00:03:18,620 - Yeah. - Yeah, go nuts. Here we go. 48 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:22,300 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 49 00:03:23,740 --> 00:03:26,780 - What's in the bag? - Mmm, just some presents. 50 00:03:26,860 --> 00:03:28,580 Come on, show us what you bought. 51 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:31,180 You know you want to. 52 00:03:32,740 --> 00:03:33,740 Okay. 53 00:03:35,939 --> 00:03:39,539 Okay, this is a picture frame from Ben to my parents. 54 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,620 Aw, that's cute. 55 00:03:41,099 --> 00:03:43,939 I got some "hers and hers" towels for Susan and Carol. 56 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,780 And, uh… I got this blouse for mom. 57 00:03:50,539 --> 00:03:52,419 - Ross, that is gorgeous. - Yeah? 58 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,500 Look at these authentic fake medals. 59 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:57,020 I tell you, mom's going to be voted best-dressed 60 00:03:57,099 --> 00:03:59,219 at the make-believe military academy. 61 00:04:01,219 --> 00:04:03,580 - Hey. - Hey, Pheebs. 62 00:04:03,659 --> 00:04:06,060 - Happy Christmas eve eve. - You too. 63 00:04:06,699 --> 00:04:08,580 Oh, my God. Where did you get this? 64 00:04:08,659 --> 00:04:11,020 Macy's, third floor. Home furnishings. 65 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:14,620 This is my father. This is a picture of my dad. 66 00:04:17,860 --> 00:04:20,539 Uh, Pheebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame. 67 00:04:20,620 --> 00:04:23,139 No, it isn't. This is my dad. Alright, I'll show you. 68 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:25,300 Phoebe, I thought your dad was in prison. 69 00:04:25,379 --> 00:04:26,860 No, no. That's my step-dad. 70 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:30,139 My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born. 71 00:04:30,779 --> 00:04:32,699 How have you never been on Oprah? 72 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:36,180 Okay, look, see? This is him. 73 00:04:36,259 --> 00:04:38,500 My mother gave me this picture before she died. 74 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:39,579 Same guy. 75 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:45,379 Honey, uh, this is a picture of the frame guy 76 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:48,420 posing in front of a bright blue screen with a collie. 77 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:50,699 That's not a blue screen. It's just… 78 00:04:51,540 --> 00:04:54,180 Alright, maybe it was just really clear that day. 79 00:04:56,540 --> 00:04:58,540 Okay. I have to talk to my grandmother. 80 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:01,699 - Wait a minute, honey. - Pheebs, Pheebs. 81 00:05:04,060 --> 00:05:05,060 - Whoa. - Wow. 82 00:05:06,259 --> 00:05:09,699 So, anyway, I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me. 83 00:05:09,779 --> 00:05:10,779 Joey? 84 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:14,579 Oh, but when Phoebe has a problem, everyone's all ears. 85 00:05:17,019 --> 00:05:20,019 "Esther Livingston…" 86 00:05:21,139 --> 00:05:22,139 Gone! 87 00:05:23,779 --> 00:05:25,300 And… Hi, Pooh. 88 00:05:25,939 --> 00:05:28,420 Hi, gram. What are you doing? 89 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,860 Oh, just updating the phone book. 90 00:05:32,180 --> 00:05:33,180 Um, gram? 91 00:05:33,699 --> 00:05:36,339 Um, can I see the pictures of my dad again? 92 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:39,660 Oh, sure, sure. 93 00:05:41,339 --> 00:05:44,180 - How come? - Just, you know, to… see him. 94 00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:45,980 Oh, sure. Yeah. 95 00:05:46,819 --> 00:05:47,980 Alright, well. 96 00:05:48,660 --> 00:05:50,819 This is the one of your father in a meadow. 97 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:55,019 And, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite. 98 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:58,139 And here he is at a graduation. 99 00:06:00,420 --> 00:06:01,699 Another graduation. 100 00:06:04,779 --> 00:06:06,139 Another graduation. 101 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:10,060 Okay. Is this really my father? 102 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:11,899 Is it really your fa… 103 00:06:12,379 --> 00:06:13,500 I can't… 104 00:06:13,819 --> 00:06:15,579 Well, of course, it is. 105 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:19,899 I smell smoke. Maybe that's 'cause someone's pants are on fire. 106 00:06:21,019 --> 00:06:22,019 Well, I… 107 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:23,379 You know, in all the years that we have been 108 00:06:23,459 --> 00:06:26,459 grandmother and granddaughter you have never lied to me. 109 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:29,259 Alright, that is not your father. 110 00:06:29,339 --> 00:06:31,500 That's just a picture of a guy in a frame. 111 00:06:33,899 --> 00:06:34,899 Oh, God! 112 00:06:35,779 --> 00:06:38,540 It was your mother's idea. You know, uh… 113 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:40,379 She didn't want you to know your real father 114 00:06:40,459 --> 00:06:42,180 because it hurt her so much when he left. 115 00:06:42,259 --> 00:06:44,420 And I didn't wanna go along with it but… 116 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:48,180 …well, then she died and, and it was harder to argue with her. 117 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:51,420 Not impossible, but harder. 118 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:53,699 Alright, so… 119 00:06:54,220 --> 00:06:56,220 Well, he's not a famous tree surgeon? 120 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:02,259 And, then I guess, okay, he doesn't live 121 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,620 in a hut in Burma, where there's no phones? 122 00:07:05,339 --> 00:07:08,500 Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate. 123 00:07:08,579 --> 00:07:10,220 Okay. That makes no sense. 124 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,779 Why would the villagers worship a pharmacist? 125 00:07:15,259 --> 00:07:16,339 Honey. 126 00:07:17,339 --> 00:07:18,459 - Oh. - Yeah. 127 00:07:18,540 --> 00:07:21,779 - Yeah. - Anyway, that's all I know. 128 00:07:24,939 --> 00:07:26,019 That. 129 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:29,100 And this. 130 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:33,819 This… 131 00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:35,860 …is the real him. 132 00:07:38,420 --> 00:07:39,420 Oh. 133 00:07:41,379 --> 00:07:44,579 You know, I remember my father all dressed up in the red suit 134 00:07:44,660 --> 00:07:47,740 with the big black boots and the patent leather belt… 135 00:07:47,819 --> 00:07:49,180 …sneaking around downstairs. 136 00:07:49,259 --> 00:07:50,699 He didn't want anybody to see him. 137 00:07:50,779 --> 00:07:52,180 But he'd be drunk so he'd stumble, 138 00:07:52,259 --> 00:07:54,660 crash into something and wake everybody up. 139 00:07:55,579 --> 00:07:58,339 Oh, that doesn't sound like a very merry Christmas. 140 00:07:58,899 --> 00:08:00,740 Who said anything about Christmas? 141 00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:04,740 - Hi. - Hey. 142 00:08:04,819 --> 00:08:07,180 - Anyone hear from Phoebe yet? - No, nothing. 143 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:08,779 Oh, I hope she's okay. 144 00:08:09,379 --> 00:08:11,860 Yeah, I know exactly what she's going through. 145 00:08:11,939 --> 00:08:14,139 How do you know exactly what she's going through? 146 00:08:14,220 --> 00:08:15,300 She told us. 147 00:08:18,819 --> 00:08:21,740 - So what you got there, Monica? - Just some stuff for the party. 148 00:08:21,819 --> 00:08:22,899 Hey, what are you guys doing here? 149 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,699 Aren't you supposed to be Christmas shopping? 150 00:08:24,779 --> 00:08:26,579 You guys haven't gotten your presents yet? 151 00:08:26,660 --> 00:08:29,420 Tomorrow's Christmas eve. What are you gonna do? 152 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:32,420 Don't you have to be Claymation to say stuff like that? 153 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:37,019 Oh, by the way, Mon, I don't think the mailman liked your cookies. 154 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,100 Here are the ornaments your mom sent. 155 00:08:42,580 --> 00:08:45,220 Well… maybe the mailman liked the cookies. 156 00:08:45,740 --> 00:08:47,299 We just didn't give him enough. 157 00:08:47,379 --> 00:08:49,740 Monica, pigeons learn faster than you. 158 00:08:58,019 --> 00:08:59,580 Hey, Rach, you know what? 159 00:09:00,059 --> 00:09:02,259 I think, I think, I know what'll make you feel better. 160 00:09:02,340 --> 00:09:04,500 How about you make a list about me? 161 00:09:05,179 --> 00:09:06,419 What? Forget it, Ross. 162 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,139 No, I'm not gonna stand here and make a list… 163 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:09,980 - Come on Rachel. - Okay. You're whiny. 164 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:11,980 You are… obsessive. 165 00:09:12,539 --> 00:09:13,779 You are insecure. 166 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:15,299 You're, you're gutless. 167 00:09:15,379 --> 00:09:18,019 You know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know, 168 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:21,019 you liked me for, what, a year and you didn't do anything about it. 169 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:24,139 And, uh… oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. 170 00:09:28,779 --> 00:09:30,419 See? There, you, uh… 171 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,059 Alright. You did what I said. 172 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:36,379 Yeah, and you know what? You're right. I do feel better. 173 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:37,580 Thank you, Ross. 174 00:09:43,259 --> 00:09:46,299 Yeah. In Albany. Could I have the number of Frank Buffay? 175 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:50,259 Okay. Um, in Ithaca? 176 00:09:52,379 --> 00:09:53,700 Alright, um, Saratoga? 177 00:09:55,259 --> 00:09:56,299 Oneonta? 178 00:09:57,340 --> 00:10:01,379 Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call yourself "Information." 179 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,460 - Hey. - Hello, grandma. 180 00:10:07,860 --> 00:10:09,659 If that is, in fact, your real name. 181 00:10:11,139 --> 00:10:13,620 Come on now, Pooh. Don't still be mad at me. 182 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,659 How's it going? 183 00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:18,220 Oh, not so good. 184 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:22,259 Upstate's pretty big. He's pretty small. You do the math. 185 00:10:23,259 --> 00:10:25,899 Well, I think you're better off without him. 186 00:10:26,820 --> 00:10:28,700 Oh, honey, I know he's your daddy 187 00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:32,179 but to me he's still the irresponsible creep 188 00:10:32,259 --> 00:10:34,940 who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. 189 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,299 I know, I just… 190 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:41,139 I just want to know who he was. You know… 191 00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:43,700 Yeah. I know. 192 00:10:45,059 --> 00:10:46,059 Okay. 193 00:10:47,139 --> 00:10:50,419 I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that 194 00:10:50,779 --> 00:10:52,940 I didn't know exactly where he lived. 195 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,820 What do you mean? 196 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:59,580 He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. 197 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,940 If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. 198 00:11:04,019 --> 00:11:05,179 Here, take my cab. 199 00:11:05,940 --> 00:11:06,980 Wow! 200 00:11:07,779 --> 00:11:08,779 Thank you. 201 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,899 Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. 202 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:14,100 Uh-huh. Got it. 203 00:11:14,179 --> 00:11:16,059 Oh, I'm going to see my dad. 204 00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:18,259 - Oh! - Oh, thank you. 205 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,500 Okay. Oh! 206 00:11:22,019 --> 00:11:23,299 Wish me luck, grandpa. 207 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,779 Hey, Phoebe here with the cab yet? 208 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:38,299 Yeah, she, she brought the invisible cab. Hop in. 209 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,299 Well, she better get here soon. The outlet stores close at 7:00. 210 00:11:42,379 --> 00:11:45,059 Hey, don't worry. I figure it will be two hours to Phoebe's dad's house. 211 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:47,539 They'll meet, they'll chat, they'll swap life stories. 212 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:49,340 We'll still have plenty of time. 213 00:11:50,659 --> 00:11:51,899 Hey, here she comes. 214 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:53,379 - Hey. - Hey! 215 00:11:55,899 --> 00:11:56,899 Hi. 216 00:11:58,059 --> 00:11:59,059 - Hey! - Hey. 217 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:01,980 Can you believe this? 218 00:12:02,059 --> 00:12:05,019 In like two hours I'm gonna have a dad. Eeshk! 219 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,419 - He, he, yeah. - Eeshk. 220 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,580 - Big stuff. - Okay, let's go. 221 00:12:08,659 --> 00:12:10,460 - Okay. - Here. You have to hold this. 222 00:12:10,539 --> 00:12:11,539 Okay. 223 00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:15,860 "Brake, left. Gas, right?" 224 00:12:17,059 --> 00:12:19,059 Uh-huh. Yeah. That's my cheat sheet. 225 00:12:22,179 --> 00:12:23,299 Where's my seat belt? 226 00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:24,740 Oh, no, no, that side doesn't have one. 227 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:26,860 The paramedics had to cut through it. 228 00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:31,899 - Hey! - Hey. 229 00:12:38,659 --> 00:12:40,860 Come on, just tell me, please. Please. 230 00:12:41,779 --> 00:12:42,980 For the 16th time, 231 00:12:43,059 --> 00:12:45,179 no, I do not think you're obsessive. 232 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,899 - Oh, gosh, it's hot in here. - Rach, get the heat. 233 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:51,340 Ross, could you turn the heat down, please? 234 00:12:51,419 --> 00:12:54,820 Sure, and by the way there's a difference between being obsessive… 235 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,620 - Ross, the heat. - Fine. Okay. 236 00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,820 Heat, heat, heat. And I'm the obsessive one. 237 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:04,100 Okay, this way is on… 238 00:13:04,179 --> 00:13:06,100 …so this is… 239 00:13:08,980 --> 00:13:09,980 …off. 240 00:13:11,539 --> 00:13:13,059 Did you just break the radiator? 241 00:13:13,139 --> 00:13:16,299 No. No, I was turning the knob and, and… 242 00:13:16,899 --> 00:13:17,899 …here it is. 243 00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,220 Well, put it back. 244 00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:23,740 It, uh… 245 00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:26,899 - It won't go back. - Oh! I'll call the super. 246 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,220 - Here. Let me try. - Oh. Oh, that's right. 247 00:13:29,299 --> 00:13:31,539 I forgot about your ability to fuse metal. 248 00:13:32,740 --> 00:13:35,500 Hey, it's Funny's cousin, Not Funny. 249 00:13:36,139 --> 00:13:39,059 Hi, Mr. Treeger. Hi, it's Rachel Green from upstairs. 250 00:13:39,539 --> 00:13:42,700 Yes, somebody, uh, broke our knob on the radiator 251 00:13:42,779 --> 00:13:44,379 and it's really hot in here. 252 00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:48,740 Yes, it's, it's hot enough to bake cookies. 253 00:13:50,299 --> 00:13:52,860 Well, do you think we could have a new one by 6:00? 254 00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:55,820 What? No, no. Tuesday? 255 00:13:55,899 --> 00:13:58,259 We can't wait until Tuesday. We're having a party tonight. 256 00:13:58,340 --> 00:13:59,659 Okay, tip the man. 257 00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:01,820 No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad. 258 00:14:01,899 --> 00:14:03,620 I'm not gonna be blackmailed. 259 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,980 Look, if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, 260 00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:07,820 we'll call it a theme party. 261 00:14:07,899 --> 00:14:11,019 Hey, here's a theme, come on in, live like bacon. 262 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:15,460 Oh, this is it. 74. 263 00:14:18,539 --> 00:14:20,299 Oh, so that's what this is for. 264 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,860 Wow. This is it. 265 00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:24,179 I'm gonna meet my dad. 266 00:14:25,019 --> 00:14:27,220 This is like the biggest thing ever, huh? 267 00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:28,500 - Yeah. - Sure is. 268 00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:31,139 Okay. Here I go. I'm going in. 269 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:33,059 - Alright. - Good luck, Pheebs. 270 00:14:33,779 --> 00:14:34,779 Okay. 271 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:36,620 Here I go. 272 00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:39,820 Here I go. 273 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:42,860 I'm going… 274 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:58,620 Hi! Welcome to our tropical Christmas party. 275 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,220 You can put your coats and sweaters 276 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:02,220 and pants and shirts in the bedroom. 277 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:06,820 It's hard to tell because I'm sweating. 278 00:15:06,899 --> 00:15:09,860 But, I use exactly what the gel bottle says. 279 00:15:12,539 --> 00:15:14,259 An amount about the size of a pea. 280 00:15:15,019 --> 00:15:16,740 How, how can that be too much? 281 00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:20,379 Ice? 282 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:22,539 Ice? Ice squares, anyone? 283 00:15:23,059 --> 00:15:24,139 Take a napkin. 284 00:15:25,059 --> 00:15:26,100 Alright. 285 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:27,740 Monica. Monica! 286 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:31,340 Monica, your guests are turning into jerky, okay? 287 00:15:32,019 --> 00:15:34,019 Really? I'm perfectly comfortable. 288 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:37,220 Hey, hey, hey, get in line, buddy. I was next. 289 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,620 Mr. Treeger. 290 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,379 Uh, you said there was a party. 291 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:45,460 Oh, yeah. 292 00:15:46,059 --> 00:15:48,899 - Well, hey, welcome to our sauna. - Oh, is it hot? 293 00:15:49,539 --> 00:15:51,019 My body always stays cool. 294 00:15:51,539 --> 00:15:53,659 Probably because I have so much skin. 295 00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:56,100 Hey, cheese. 296 00:15:58,059 --> 00:15:59,740 Alright. Alright, here's the chance. 297 00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:02,580 Monica, give him cash. Rachel, give him your earrings. 298 00:16:02,659 --> 00:16:05,779 - Uh, something. Now. Anything. - No. I will not cave. 299 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:07,659 - Yeah, I'm with Mon. - Alright. 300 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:09,620 You know how you say I never seize the day? 301 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:13,299 Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. 302 00:16:15,419 --> 00:16:16,419 Mr. Treeger? 303 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:19,860 Here is 50 bucks. Merry Christmas. 304 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,820 Oh, wow. I didn't get you anything. 305 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,100 Here's five back. 306 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:29,220 No, no. No, that's, that's your Christmas tip. 307 00:16:29,299 --> 00:16:30,460 Alright? Oh, hey. 308 00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:33,940 Do you think there's a chance you can fix that radiator now? 309 00:16:34,019 --> 00:16:38,019 Oh, no can do. Like I told the girl. I can't get a new knob until Tuesday. 310 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:40,100 - Ross? - Yeah. 311 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:43,700 - Looks like he's playing baseball. - You mean hardball? 312 00:16:47,659 --> 00:16:48,659 Whatever. 313 00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:51,940 - What you gonna do? - Excuse me. I'm seizing. 314 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:53,779 Mr. Treeger. 315 00:16:55,259 --> 00:16:56,299 Here's another 50. 316 00:16:57,139 --> 00:16:58,179 Happy Hanukkah. 317 00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:01,700 Will, uh, will this help with the knob-getting? 318 00:17:02,139 --> 00:17:05,179 No. The place is not open till Tuesday. 319 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,019 Am I not saying it right? 320 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:12,100 So, wait… you really did like my cookies? 321 00:17:12,179 --> 00:17:15,819 Oh, yeah. They were so personal. It really showed you cared. 322 00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:23,900 Nice seizing… gel-boy. 323 00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:29,819 So, uh… is this, uh… 324 00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:31,259 …mistletoe? 325 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:35,619 No, ac… no. Uh, that… that is basil. 326 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,700 - Oh. - Yeah. 327 00:17:40,019 --> 00:17:42,779 'Cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you. 328 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:46,619 Yeah, no. It's still basil. 329 00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:00,980 Okay. 330 00:18:02,019 --> 00:18:03,740 - How far did you get? - Mailbox. 331 00:18:03,819 --> 00:18:06,099 - Alright. We're getting closer. - Uh-huh. 332 00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:09,619 Pheebs, what's going on? 333 00:18:10,099 --> 00:18:12,619 No, it's just like, you know, it's a whole mess of stuff, you know, 334 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,140 because like yesterday, you know, 335 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:17,500 my dad was this, like, famous Burma tree surgeon guy 336 00:18:17,579 --> 00:18:21,299 and, you know, now he's a pharmacist guy, and… 337 00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:25,059 Well, maybe he's, maybe he's this really cool pharmacist guy. 338 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:26,500 Yeah, maybe. Yeah. 339 00:18:27,059 --> 00:18:28,779 You know, and I'll knock on the door 340 00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:31,940 and he'll hug me and I'll have a dad. 341 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,740 You know, and I'll, I'll go to his pharmacy 342 00:18:34,819 --> 00:18:36,339 and everyone will be really nice to me 343 00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:38,940 'cause you know, I'm Frank's daughter. 344 00:18:39,579 --> 00:18:41,019 Well, so why not go knock? 345 00:18:44,579 --> 00:18:48,420 Well, 'cause, I mean, what if… what if he's not this great dad guy? 346 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:52,180 I mean, what if, what if, he's just still the dirt bag 347 00:18:52,259 --> 00:18:53,779 who ran out on my mom and us? 348 00:18:56,539 --> 00:18:57,579 - Yeah. - Hmm. 349 00:18:59,099 --> 00:19:00,140 You know what? 350 00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:03,380 I've already lost a fake dad this week and… 351 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:07,579 …I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one. 352 00:19:09,779 --> 00:19:13,140 Pheebs, that's okay. You took a big step today. 353 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,660 - Yeah? - Yeah. 354 00:19:16,299 --> 00:19:19,700 And someday when you're ready, you'll make it past the hedges. 355 00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:22,779 Yeah, and when you do, he'll be lucky to have you. 356 00:19:23,779 --> 00:19:24,779 You guys. 357 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,500 I'm sorry about your shopping. 358 00:19:30,579 --> 00:19:33,140 Oh, that's okay. We'll figure something out. 359 00:19:36,019 --> 00:19:38,220 Uh… listen, Pheebs, I know you're not going in there, 360 00:19:38,299 --> 00:19:41,819 but you think it would be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? 361 00:19:42,619 --> 00:19:44,779 Well, that's fine. Never mind. I just… 362 00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:47,220 Cool! Snow! 363 00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:49,339 Kind of like a blank canvas. 364 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,980 Ho-ho-ho-holy crap, is it hot in here. 365 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,539 Really? Hey, you mind if I turn the heat down? 366 00:20:06,619 --> 00:20:09,619 Hey, we could've used that kind of thinking earlier. 367 00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:11,460 Hey, Pheebs, how did it go? 368 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:13,900 Oh… I couldn't go in. 369 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,740 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 370 00:20:15,819 --> 00:20:17,059 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah. 371 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:19,460 No, it's okay. 'Cause, I mean, I know he's there. 372 00:20:19,539 --> 00:20:20,900 So, that's enough for now. 373 00:20:21,619 --> 00:20:24,740 Hey, guys, it's after midnight. Merry Christmas, everyone. 374 00:20:24,819 --> 00:20:26,059 Oh, that's right! 375 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:28,339 - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! 376 00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:31,059 Hey, Monica, the knob was broken. 377 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:34,700 So, I just turned it off from underneath. I hope that's alright. 378 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:47,859 Rach, these are for you. 379 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:50,299 Wiper blades. 380 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,619 I don't even have a car. 381 00:20:53,299 --> 00:20:56,460 No, but with this new car smell you'll think you do! 382 00:21:00,099 --> 00:21:01,460 Okay, Pheebs, your turn. 383 00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:07,259 Oh! Toilet seat covers! 384 00:21:10,539 --> 00:21:12,500 Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas? 385 00:21:12,579 --> 00:21:14,700 - Uh-huh. - You guys. 386 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:18,500 Okay. And for Ross. Mr. sweet tooth. 387 00:21:22,619 --> 00:21:24,339 You got me a cola drink? 388 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:26,900 And… a lemon-lime! 389 00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:31,259 Wow. Well, this, this is too much. 390 00:21:31,619 --> 00:21:34,140 I feel like I should get you another sweater. 391 00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:35,259 - No. - No. 392 00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:37,380 And last but not least. 393 00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:42,220 They're ribbed for your pleasure.