1 00:00:15,059 --> 00:00:17,020 Can't get the monkey off your back? 2 00:00:18,539 --> 00:00:20,299 Then put it in your mouth. 3 00:00:20,379 --> 00:00:22,059 With Monkeyshine beer. 4 00:00:22,859 --> 00:00:24,700 Get monkey 5 00:00:26,220 --> 00:00:28,220 Get it, get it monkey 6 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:31,580 Monkey, monkey 7 00:00:31,659 --> 00:00:35,420 Monkeyshine beer. 'Cause it's a jungle out there. 8 00:00:35,819 --> 00:00:38,019 That commercial always makes me so sad. 9 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:40,819 Yeah, but then, the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, 10 00:00:40,899 --> 00:00:42,899 so everything seems to work out okay. 11 00:00:43,939 --> 00:00:46,899 I meant, because the monkey in it reminds me of Marcel. 12 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:49,620 I can see that. 'Cause they both have those big, brown eyes. 13 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:52,179 And, you know, the little, pouty chin. 14 00:00:52,899 --> 00:00:55,219 And the fact that they're both monkeys. 15 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:58,980 Sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing, you know, giving him away. 16 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:00,139 Well, Ross, you had to. 17 00:01:00,219 --> 00:01:02,700 I mean, he was humping everything in sight. 18 00:01:03,340 --> 00:01:05,660 I mean, I have a Malibu Barbie who will no longer 19 00:01:05,740 --> 00:01:07,620 be wearing white to her wedding. 20 00:01:09,420 --> 00:01:11,700 Yeah, remember when, sometimes, he'd borrow your hat 21 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:15,139 and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it? 22 00:01:16,180 --> 00:01:17,540 Yeah, well, sure, when he did it, it was funny. 23 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:19,340 When I did it to my boss's hat… 24 00:01:21,099 --> 00:01:23,939 All of a sudden, I had this big "Attitude problem." 25 00:02:11,659 --> 00:02:13,939 Hey, hey. Check it out. Guess what I got. 26 00:02:14,019 --> 00:02:15,140 Rhythm? 27 00:02:16,419 --> 00:02:18,860 - No. My first fan mail. - Alright. 28 00:02:20,099 --> 00:02:22,860 "Dear Dr. Ramoray. Know that I love you" 29 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:25,379 "and would do anything to have you." 30 00:02:25,460 --> 00:02:28,259 "Your not-so-secret admirer, Erika Ford." 31 00:02:29,580 --> 00:02:30,580 Oh, wait. 32 00:02:30,939 --> 00:02:34,860 "PS, enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes." 33 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:39,219 You know in crazy world, that means you're married. 34 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:43,499 This wasn't addressed to "Days Of Our Lives." 35 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,379 This-this came to your apartment. 36 00:02:45,460 --> 00:02:47,939 There's no stamp on it. This woman was in our building. 37 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:51,860 Oh, my God. I got my very own stalker! 38 00:02:54,219 --> 00:02:55,939 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 39 00:02:56,020 --> 00:02:58,219 Oh, where are you off to, Traveling Jake? 40 00:02:58,300 --> 00:03:01,060 Well, there's this paleontology conference in LA. 41 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:02,580 So I figured I'd go, and then 42 00:03:02,659 --> 00:03:04,939 drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel. 43 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:06,620 You know, I think he will be surprised 44 00:03:06,699 --> 00:03:08,620 until he realizes he's a monkey. 45 00:03:09,780 --> 00:03:12,499 And, uh, you know, is incapable of that emotion. 46 00:03:14,379 --> 00:03:17,180 Oh! Phoebe, that really cute guy is here again. 47 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:18,860 Oh? Oh, okay. 48 00:03:18,939 --> 00:03:21,819 So, everyone pretend like I'm telling you a story, okay? 49 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:24,979 And it's really funny, so everyone just laugh. Now! 50 00:03:26,659 --> 00:03:27,860 I know. I know. 51 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:30,539 - Hello. - Hi. 52 00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:34,460 - I'm Rob Donnan. - Hi, Rob Donnan. 53 00:03:34,539 --> 00:03:35,900 I don't know anything about music 54 00:03:35,979 --> 00:03:38,539 but I think you're really, really great. 55 00:03:39,099 --> 00:03:40,379 Oh… wow. 56 00:03:41,379 --> 00:03:43,340 Anyway, I schedule performers 57 00:03:43,419 --> 00:03:45,580 for the children's libraries around the city 58 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,740 and I was just thinking, have you ever thought 59 00:03:47,819 --> 00:03:49,900 about playing your songs for kids? 60 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:51,819 Oh, I would love to have kids. 61 00:03:54,780 --> 00:03:57,099 Hear, hear the, hear me play the songs 62 00:03:57,180 --> 00:03:58,699 that I will write for them. 63 00:04:01,099 --> 00:04:02,659 Hey, what do you want to do for dinner? 64 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:05,379 Well, we could stay in and cook for ourselves. 65 00:04:10,539 --> 00:04:12,300 - Hello. - It's Erika. 66 00:04:12,979 --> 00:04:15,819 - Oh, my God. The stalker. - Never mind. It's open. 67 00:04:18,219 --> 00:04:20,460 Yes. Hitting her with a frying parts a good idea. 68 00:04:20,539 --> 00:04:21,699 We might want a backup plan, though, 69 00:04:21,780 --> 00:04:23,700 just in case she isn't a cartoon. 70 00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:26,619 Let's get out of here. 71 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:32,700 - The one time they're not home. - Okay, okay. 72 00:04:33,659 --> 00:04:35,340 We'll just leave and when we pass her on the stairs 73 00:04:35,419 --> 00:04:37,739 she won't know it's me, 'cause we never met. 74 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,940 That's how radiostars escape stalkers. 75 00:04:43,859 --> 00:04:44,979 She's coming. 76 00:04:51,099 --> 00:04:53,419 - It's me. - Uh, this is it. 77 00:04:53,820 --> 00:04:55,419 This is how we're going to die. 78 00:04:57,219 --> 00:04:58,900 - You ready? - Wait, wait, wait! 79 00:05:06,580 --> 00:05:08,619 - Hi. - Erika. 80 00:05:18,739 --> 00:05:20,419 - Mr. Geller? - Yes. Hi. 81 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:22,979 Hi. Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. 82 00:05:23,059 --> 00:05:24,580 I was told you had a question. 83 00:05:24,659 --> 00:05:28,419 Well, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. 84 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:31,179 He's a capuchin, answers to the name "Marcel." 85 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:34,739 Ah… I'm afraid I have some bad news. 86 00:05:35,219 --> 00:05:37,179 Marcel has passed on. 87 00:05:39,299 --> 00:05:40,780 Oh, my God. What happened? 88 00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:44,179 Well, he got sick, and then, he got sicker, 89 00:05:44,659 --> 00:05:46,460 and then, he got a little better, 90 00:05:47,179 --> 00:05:48,179 but then, he died. 91 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,780 - I can't believe this. - I'm sorry, Mr. Geller. 92 00:05:54,219 --> 00:05:59,140 But, you know, there's an old saying "Sometimes, monkeys die." 93 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,299 It's not a great saying, but… 94 00:06:04,940 --> 00:06:06,979 …it certainly is fitting today. 95 00:06:07,059 --> 00:06:08,940 Well, you know, someone should have called me. 96 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:10,099 I'm sorry. 97 00:06:10,179 --> 00:06:13,460 Look, I know this can't bring him back, but, here. 98 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:14,979 It's just a gesture. 99 00:06:16,859 --> 00:06:17,859 Zoo dollars? 100 00:06:18,659 --> 00:06:20,979 Yes. And come see the bird show at 4:00. 101 00:06:21,059 --> 00:06:22,340 The macaws wear hats. 102 00:06:23,859 --> 00:06:26,700 Well, it's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died. 103 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:34,460 - Ooh! - I know. 104 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:39,500 I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. 105 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:41,020 What-what is she like? 106 00:06:41,099 --> 00:06:43,500 Well, you remember Kathy Bates in "Misery?" 107 00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:46,140 Well, she looks the exact opposite of that. 108 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:49,500 - And she's not crazy? - Oh, no, no, no. 109 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:50,979 She's a total whack-job. 110 00:06:51,820 --> 00:06:55,219 Yeah. She thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Ramoray. 111 00:06:56,099 --> 00:06:57,340 Oh, my God. 112 00:06:58,140 --> 00:07:01,739 I mean, and he's going out with her? I mean, he cannot pursue this. 113 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:04,619 Hey, just because this woman thinks she can actually see Joey 114 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,260 through the magical box in her living room 115 00:07:06,340 --> 00:07:07,820 doesn't mean she's not a person. 116 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:09,179 I mean, does she not deserve happiness? 117 00:07:09,260 --> 00:07:10,820 Does she not deserve love? 118 00:07:12,659 --> 00:07:13,659 What are you looking at me for? 119 00:07:13,739 --> 00:07:16,099 He's the one who wants to boff the maniac. 120 00:07:17,619 --> 00:07:19,739 - Are you okay? - No. Uh-uh. 121 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:21,219 I'm just… I'm nervous. 122 00:07:21,299 --> 00:07:22,539 So, you know, maybe if I just, 123 00:07:22,619 --> 00:07:24,500 if I picture them all in their underwear… 124 00:07:24,580 --> 00:07:28,700 That's not a good idea. That's kind of the reason the last guy got fired. 125 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:34,299 Yeah, I'm just, I'm-I'm used to playing for grownups. 126 00:07:34,739 --> 00:07:36,700 You know, they just, grownups drink their coffee 127 00:07:36,780 --> 00:07:40,020 and do their grownup thing, you know, and kids… listen. 128 00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:44,179 That's, it's just a huge responsibility. 129 00:07:44,539 --> 00:07:46,940 What? Are you going to kiss me? 130 00:07:49,099 --> 00:07:51,739 - I was thinking about it. - Okay. 131 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:57,380 Okay. Alrighty, let's play some tunes. 132 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:03,659 - Hi, everybody. I'm Phoebe. - Hi, Phoebe. 133 00:08:04,020 --> 00:08:09,659 Okay. Um, I'm going to play, um, some songs about grandparents. 134 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:10,739 Okay? 135 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:16,219 Now grandma's a person who everyone likes 136 00:08:16,299 --> 00:08:19,219 She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike 137 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:22,460 But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner 138 00:08:22,539 --> 00:08:25,739 And the last time you saw her she looked so much thinner 139 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:30,140 Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru 140 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:33,340 But the truth is she died and someday you will too 141 00:08:33,419 --> 00:08:34,940 La la la La la la 142 00:08:35,020 --> 00:08:37,419 La la la La la la 143 00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:39,459 La la la 144 00:08:43,980 --> 00:08:46,539 - Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing? - Yeah, it is. 145 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:49,819 What? 146 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:52,860 Well, I mean, here we sit, devil-may-care 147 00:08:52,939 --> 00:08:54,459 and just a little while ago 148 00:08:54,539 --> 00:08:56,939 you were reattaching Simone's spinal cord. 149 00:08:57,939 --> 00:08:59,459 Yeah. That was a tricky one. 150 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:04,140 In reality that operation takes, like, over ten hours 151 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:06,339 but they only showed it for two minutes. 152 00:09:06,939 --> 00:09:07,939 Who's they? 153 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:11,299 No one. 154 00:09:12,780 --> 00:09:14,900 Oh, Drake, you are so talented. 155 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:16,939 Let me see those hands. 156 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:19,500 Oh, these hands, these beautiful hands. 157 00:09:20,539 --> 00:09:23,579 Oh, I could just eat them… but I won't. 158 00:09:24,699 --> 00:09:26,980 Good. Otherwise, my watch would fall off. 159 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:34,020 No. Seriously. 160 00:09:35,539 --> 00:09:38,819 These hands… These miracle, magical, life-giving hands. 161 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:41,500 Oh, just to be near them, touch them. 162 00:09:41,579 --> 00:09:42,659 Maybe even lick one? 163 00:09:44,299 --> 00:09:46,179 Alright. Just one. 164 00:09:54,339 --> 00:09:56,339 Wow. You're good at that. 165 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:00,900 Oh, my God! Someone, he's chocking. 166 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:02,339 Is anyone here a doctor? 167 00:10:03,419 --> 00:10:08,260 Oh, yes. Yes. The best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Ramoray. 168 00:10:23,179 --> 00:10:26,299 Meet me in the nocturnal house in 15 minutes. 169 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:33,100 Uh, hey, look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way… 170 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:36,980 but, um, zoo dollars? 171 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:39,819 It's about your monkey. 172 00:10:40,980 --> 00:10:42,100 It's alive. 173 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:49,860 I don't understand. Why didn't you help that man? 174 00:10:49,939 --> 00:10:53,380 Uh, 'cause, uh, I'm a neurosurgeon. 175 00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:58,220 And that was clearly a case of, uh… foodal chokage. 176 00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:01,260 You know… 177 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,299 Alright, look, I've got to tell you something. 178 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:05,620 No, no, no. 179 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,860 You don't have to tell me anything. 180 00:11:07,939 --> 00:11:09,780 You don't have to explain yourself to me. 181 00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:13,579 Oh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Ramoray? 182 00:11:13,659 --> 00:11:15,740 I should just be happy to be near you. 183 00:11:15,819 --> 00:11:16,860 Hey, I… 184 00:11:20,699 --> 00:11:23,780 - Hey what? - That's it. Just hey. 185 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,140 Like at the end of a dance. Hey! 186 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,100 Hey. 187 00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:33,539 Hey. 188 00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:36,819 There'll be times when you get older 189 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,780 When you'll want to sleep with people 190 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:41,659 Just to make them like you but don't 191 00:11:43,419 --> 00:11:47,980 'Cause that's another thing that you don't want to do 192 00:11:48,059 --> 00:11:49,059 Everybody. 193 00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:50,579 That's another thing 194 00:11:50,659 --> 00:11:53,339 That you don't want to do 195 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:56,939 - Excellent! - Very informative! 196 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,579 Not at all inappropriate. 197 00:11:59,659 --> 00:12:03,380 Thank you for coming, everybody. There are cookies in the back. 198 00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:08,020 That was great. The kids loved you. 199 00:12:08,939 --> 00:12:10,179 Yay! I rock. 200 00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:14,299 And you know why? Because you told the truth. 201 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:16,380 And nobody ever tells kids the truth. 202 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:18,220 You were incredible. 203 00:12:19,699 --> 00:12:20,699 But? 204 00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:22,980 How did you know there was a "But"? 205 00:12:23,059 --> 00:12:25,939 I sense these things. It was either "But" or "Butter." 206 00:12:28,339 --> 00:12:30,819 The thing is, I think, you know, some of the parents, 207 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,740 they were kind of hoping that 208 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:35,699 you'd play more songs about like, barnyard animals. 209 00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:37,419 - I can do that. - Really? 210 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:40,100 - Yeah. - Because that would be fantastic. 211 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,380 What? You want to kiss me? 212 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:45,740 I'm thinking about it. 213 00:12:48,579 --> 00:12:52,380 Ah, the bat. Ambassador of darkness. 214 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:56,459 Flitting out of his cave like a winged messenger. 215 00:12:57,020 --> 00:13:00,020 Sightless specter of the macabre. 216 00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:04,579 - Buddy, my monkey? - Oh, yeah, right. 217 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,740 There was a break-in a few months back. 218 00:13:08,819 --> 00:13:11,860 Inside job. Your monkey was taken. 219 00:13:11,939 --> 00:13:14,939 Oh, my God. But the zoo told me that my monkey was dead. 220 00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:18,860 The zoo. You believe everything the zoo tells you? 221 00:13:21,579 --> 00:13:24,459 That's the only thing the zoo's ever told me. 222 00:13:24,539 --> 00:13:26,419 Of course, they're going to say he's dead. 223 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,339 They don't want the bad publicity. 224 00:13:28,419 --> 00:13:29,740 It's all a great, big cover-up. 225 00:13:29,819 --> 00:13:33,539 Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes? 226 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:36,939 - That guy Lipson? - Lipson knows? 227 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:40,299 Hmm. Lipson knows, huh? 228 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:43,140 Oh, hello, Mr. Possum. 229 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:47,179 Enigma of the trees, upside-down denizen of the night. 230 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:50,339 - Taunting gravity… - Buddy, my monkey. My monkey? 231 00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:53,220 Word on the street… 232 00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:55,459 Well, when I say street, 233 00:13:56,059 --> 00:13:58,100 I mean those little pretend streets they have here at the zoo. 234 00:13:58,179 --> 00:13:59,179 Of course. 235 00:14:01,419 --> 00:14:05,500 Your monkey found a new career in the entertainment field. 236 00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:06,819 That's all I know. 237 00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:09,579 This is unbelievable. 238 00:14:10,179 --> 00:14:14,539 So… what is this information worth to you, my friend? 239 00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,579 Are you trying to get me to bribe you? 240 00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:19,380 Maybe. 241 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,100 But you already told me everything. 242 00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:34,380 Check it out. He actually is The Monkeyshine monkey. 243 00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:36,539 Well, so, what are you going to do? 244 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,459 Well, I guess I'm going to call the beer company 245 00:14:38,539 --> 00:14:39,939 and try to find out where he is. 246 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:42,620 That's what I did when I lost my Clydesdales. 247 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,059 - Okay, hi again. - Hi, Phoebe! 248 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:51,339 Today, we're going to start with some songs 249 00:14:51,419 --> 00:14:52,980 about barnyard animals. 250 00:14:54,659 --> 00:14:56,780 Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo 251 00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:58,900 Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo 252 00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:01,299 Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up 253 00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:03,299 And that's how we get hamburgers 254 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:09,780 Now, chickens! 255 00:15:10,939 --> 00:15:12,740 You're the only one who can save her, Drake. 256 00:15:12,819 --> 00:15:15,339 Damn it, I'm a doctor! I'm not God. 257 00:15:15,819 --> 00:15:18,020 Well, there goes my whole belief system. 258 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:21,819 - It's Erika. - Oh, my God! 259 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,380 - Quick, turn off the TV. - No, no, no. 260 00:15:23,459 --> 00:15:24,819 Wait, I want to see what happens. 261 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:27,419 Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma, then we make out. 262 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,699 Well, how can that be? You were just kissing Sabrina. 263 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:32,699 Rachel, it's a world where Joey is a neurosurgeon. 264 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:39,419 - Hey, Erika. Come on in. - How did you get here so fast? 265 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:42,100 - I just saw you in Salem. - Right. 266 00:15:42,179 --> 00:15:44,140 They, uh, they choppered me in. 267 00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:46,459 What's up? 268 00:15:46,539 --> 00:15:48,579 And I see you're having a little party too. 269 00:15:48,659 --> 00:15:50,819 - Is she here? Huh, huh? - Who? 270 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:53,179 Sabrina. I know about you two. 271 00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:56,059 I saw you today, kissing in the doctors' lounge. 272 00:15:57,980 --> 00:16:01,339 - That's not what you think. - You told me I was the only one. 273 00:16:05,659 --> 00:16:07,059 Alright, look, that's it. 274 00:16:07,579 --> 00:16:09,500 I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright? 275 00:16:09,579 --> 00:16:11,459 Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago 276 00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:14,140 but I am not Drake Ramoray, okay? 277 00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:18,020 I'm not even a doctor. I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor. 278 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:21,419 Oh, my God, do the people at the hospital know about this? 279 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,860 Somebody want to help me out here? 280 00:16:26,939 --> 00:16:28,100 Oh, I know. I know. 281 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:32,500 - Where am I? - University Hospital. 282 00:16:32,579 --> 00:16:35,339 The same place you've been for the last 18 years. 283 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,380 How-how can you be here and there? 284 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,539 'Cause it's a television show. 285 00:16:41,179 --> 00:16:42,819 Drake, what are you getting at? 286 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:47,140 - I'm not Drake. - That's right. 287 00:16:47,939 --> 00:16:49,020 He's not Drake. 288 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:52,380 He's… Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin. 289 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,500 Is this true? 290 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,659 Yes, yes, it is true. 291 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:05,419 And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake 292 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,260 to-to sleep with me. 293 00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:15,700 And then he told me he would run away with me. 294 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:17,379 And he didn't! 295 00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:22,059 And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard! 296 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,780 Is all this true? 297 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:34,819 Yes. I'm afraid it is. 298 00:17:35,899 --> 00:17:38,059 You deserve much better than me, Erika. 299 00:17:38,139 --> 00:17:39,859 You deserve to be with the real Drake. 300 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:41,740 He's the one you fell in love with. 301 00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:44,379 Go to Salem. Find him. 302 00:17:44,819 --> 00:17:46,020 He's the guy for you. 303 00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:48,260 Oh, Hans. 304 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,260 Hans? Hans? 305 00:17:54,980 --> 00:17:56,059 Yo, evil twin! 306 00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:59,740 Right. Uh, goodbye, Erika. 307 00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:02,539 Good luck in Salem. 308 00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:07,579 - Take care. - I'll never forget you, Hans. 309 00:18:12,579 --> 00:18:14,899 Alright, the people who threw the water… 310 00:18:16,579 --> 00:18:18,700 Fired? Why? 311 00:18:19,539 --> 00:18:22,260 The library board has had a lot of complaints from parents 312 00:18:22,339 --> 00:18:24,660 about some of the stuff in your songs. 313 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:27,180 I can't believe it. Did you tell your "Board" 314 00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:29,619 about how the kids want to hear the truth? 315 00:18:30,899 --> 00:18:31,899 No. 316 00:18:34,619 --> 00:18:35,740 I see. 317 00:18:35,819 --> 00:18:39,539 Maybe if you just played some regular kiddie songs. 318 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,180 No. What do you want me to be? 319 00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:45,980 Like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur? 320 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,220 I'm not saying you have to be Barney. 321 00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:50,379 Who's Barney? 322 00:18:55,579 --> 00:18:57,500 Well, I tracked down Marcel, and get this. 323 00:18:57,579 --> 00:19:00,619 He's healthy, he's happy and he's right here in New York. 324 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:03,299 Filming, "Outbreak II: The Virus Takes Manhattan." 325 00:19:03,379 --> 00:19:04,619 You're kidding. 326 00:19:05,059 --> 00:19:06,579 - This is amazing. - I know. 327 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:09,980 I finally get a part on TV and the monkey's making movies. 328 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:13,660 - Okay, Rachel, I'm ready. - Okay. 329 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:21,139 Excuse me, is this where the singing lady is who tells the truth? 330 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:23,780 Um… yeah, I guess that's me. 331 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:26,700 She's here! 332 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,700 Sometimes men love women 333 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:40,220 And sometimes men love men 334 00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:43,139 And then there are bisexuals 335 00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:46,899 Though some just say they're kidding themselves 336 00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:51,379 La la la La la la 337 00:19:55,579 --> 00:19:58,299 This is so exciting. I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year. 338 00:19:58,379 --> 00:20:00,500 What, you never look down in the shower? 339 00:20:01,819 --> 00:20:03,460 Oh, please, I'm not allowed to make one joke 340 00:20:03,539 --> 00:20:05,220 in the monkey-as-penis genre? 341 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,819 Come on, people, back up, please. Come on, come on, come on. 342 00:20:08,899 --> 00:20:11,420 Uh, excuse me. Uh, where can we find the monkey? 343 00:20:11,859 --> 00:20:13,139 I'm sorry, guys, it's a closed set. 344 00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:14,700 Uh, I'm sorry. You-you don't understand. 345 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:18,700 I'm, I'm a friend of his. We, uh, we used to live together. 346 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:22,139 Yeah, and I have a time-share in the Poconos with Flipper. 347 00:20:24,819 --> 00:20:28,020 - Ross, there he is. - Hey, hey, buddy. 348 00:20:28,099 --> 00:20:29,780 Marcel. Marcel. 349 00:20:36,899 --> 00:20:40,180 In the jungle The mighty jungle 350 00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:42,980 The lion sleeps tonight 351 00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:49,020 In the jungle The mighty jungle 352 00:20:49,099 --> 00:20:51,859 The lion sleeps tonight 353 00:20:53,099 --> 00:20:54,740 A weem a way A weem a way 354 00:20:54,819 --> 00:20:56,539 A weem a way A weem a way 355 00:20:56,619 --> 00:20:58,299 A weem a way A weem a way 356 00:20:58,379 --> 00:21:00,020 A weem a way A weem a way 357 00:21:19,139 --> 00:21:22,260 They won't take you to the vet 358 00:21:22,339 --> 00:21:25,859 You're obviously not their favorite pet 359 00:21:25,940 --> 00:21:29,539 Smelly cat, smelly cat 360 00:21:29,619 --> 00:21:32,780 It's not your fault 361 00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:35,059 And I… 362 00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:39,460 - What? - I'm sorry. 363 00:21:39,539 --> 00:21:40,859 What's wrong with that? 364 00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:44,579 I think, you might want to, like pick a more masculine note.