1 00:00:39,210 --> 00:00:40,330 Excuse me, folks. This is a… 2 00:00:40,409 --> 00:00:42,849 Closed set. We know, but we're friends with the monkey. 3 00:00:45,929 --> 00:00:48,730 Good morning. Hi, pal! Look who I brought. 4 00:00:48,810 --> 00:00:51,129 It's your old friend, Harry Elefante. 5 00:00:54,129 --> 00:00:56,890 Whoa, dude. Burn! 6 00:00:57,489 --> 00:01:00,690 I don't get it. He seemed so happy to see me yesterday. 7 00:01:01,090 --> 00:01:03,370 Don't take it personal. He's under a lot of pressure. 8 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,210 You know, starring in a movie and all. 9 00:01:06,969 --> 00:01:10,010 - Just how big of a star is Marcel? - In human terms? 10 00:01:10,489 --> 00:01:12,889 I'd say… Cybill Shepherd. 11 00:01:16,889 --> 00:01:20,290 So, you guys in the movie or are you just really paranoid? 12 00:01:21,769 --> 00:01:24,249 Sal. Jerry wants to know if the monkey's ready 13 00:01:24,330 --> 00:01:25,330 for the subway stunt. 14 00:01:25,410 --> 00:01:28,970 Excuse me. Jerry is the director? Now, which one's he? 15 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:31,809 - The one in the director's chair. - Gotcha. 16 00:01:32,370 --> 00:01:34,690 - Pheebs, walk with me. - Okay. 17 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:37,650 How come I'm walking with you? 18 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:40,010 Well, we're just going over here 19 00:01:40,090 --> 00:01:43,329 so that we can get away from the horrible flesh-eating virus! 20 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:46,130 For the love of God, woman, listen to me! 21 00:01:46,650 --> 00:01:47,770 Is he lookin'? 22 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:42,689 - We've got a problem. - Hi. Tell me. 23 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:44,730 I can't do Chrissie's makeup. 24 00:02:44,809 --> 00:02:47,289 She refuses to acknowledge that she has a moustache. 25 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:49,890 - Is it bad? - Like one of her eyebrows fell down. 26 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:50,969 Got it. 27 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:53,210 Unless someone convinces her to let me bleach it, 28 00:02:53,289 --> 00:02:56,050 Jean-Claude Van Damme's going to be making out with Gabe Kaplan. 29 00:02:56,729 --> 00:02:58,009 I'll talk to her. 30 00:02:58,890 --> 00:03:00,090 I hate actors. 31 00:03:01,330 --> 00:03:02,529 Nice camouflage, man. 32 00:03:02,890 --> 00:03:04,729 For a minute there, I almost didn't see ya. 33 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:09,569 Excuse me. 34 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:15,050 - Is your name Chandler? - Yes. Yes, it is. 35 00:03:15,490 --> 00:03:16,490 Chandler Bing? 36 00:03:16,969 --> 00:03:19,490 Do you know me, or are you just really good at this game? 37 00:03:20,249 --> 00:03:23,610 I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade. Glasses. 38 00:03:24,409 --> 00:03:27,289 I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse? 39 00:03:27,610 --> 00:03:30,569 Susie Moss. Right. Yeah. 40 00:03:31,529 --> 00:03:32,770 You look… 41 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:34,650 Great job growing up. 42 00:03:35,770 --> 00:03:37,969 It's nice to see you're not still wearing that denim cap 43 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:39,409 with all the little mirrors on it. 44 00:03:39,490 --> 00:03:42,529 Well, when I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp… 45 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:46,809 Remember the class play? You pulled up my skirt 46 00:03:46,890 --> 00:03:49,170 and the entire auditorium saw my underpants? 47 00:03:51,330 --> 00:03:54,849 Yes. Back then I used humor as a defense mechanism. 48 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,210 Thank God, I don't do that anymore. 49 00:04:02,370 --> 00:04:04,170 - Oh, my God. - What? 50 00:04:04,569 --> 00:04:06,050 It's Jean-Claude Van Damme. 51 00:04:06,409 --> 00:04:08,969 I didn't know he was in this movie. He's so hot! 52 00:04:09,969 --> 00:04:12,650 - You think? - The muscles from Brussels? 53 00:04:12,729 --> 00:04:14,370 Wham! Bam! Van Damme? 54 00:04:14,450 --> 00:04:17,330 - Did you see "Timecop"? - No. Was he any good in it? 55 00:04:17,409 --> 00:04:19,650 Rachel, he totally changed time. 56 00:04:22,009 --> 00:04:24,090 - So why don't you go talk to him? - Yeah! 57 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:26,729 What? You tell him you think he's cute. 58 00:04:26,809 --> 00:04:28,330 What's the worst that could happen? 59 00:04:28,409 --> 00:04:30,490 - He could hear me. - Monica… 60 00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:33,729 - Okay, I'm doing it for you. - Rachel, don't! Don't you dare. 61 00:04:33,809 --> 00:04:35,890 Don't! Tell him I cook! 62 00:04:38,050 --> 00:04:40,009 - Excuse me. Hi. - Hi. 63 00:04:41,450 --> 00:04:43,650 This is gonna sound kinda goofy 64 00:04:43,729 --> 00:04:47,210 but my friend over there, 65 00:04:48,210 --> 00:04:49,969 who cooks, by the way, 66 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,529 she thinks you're cute. 67 00:04:52,890 --> 00:04:54,450 You don't think I'm cute? 68 00:04:55,890 --> 00:04:59,010 I don't know. Do you think you're cute? 69 00:05:01,770 --> 00:05:03,409 We're kinda getting off the track here. 70 00:05:03,489 --> 00:05:07,250 I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute. 71 00:05:08,210 --> 00:05:09,650 So, what should I tell her? 72 00:05:09,729 --> 00:05:13,770 You can tell her I think her friend is cute. 73 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:23,330 - Makeup! - That's me. I gotta go. 74 00:05:25,969 --> 00:05:26,969 Okay. 75 00:05:28,169 --> 00:05:31,210 How many times am I gonna have to touch you on the arm 76 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,650 before you ask me on a date? 77 00:05:34,450 --> 00:05:36,130 Well, let's try one more. 78 00:05:38,090 --> 00:05:40,169 There you go. Say Ernie's, 8 o'clock? 79 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:41,409 I'll be there. 80 00:05:41,770 --> 00:05:45,890 If things go well maybe this time I'll get to see your underwear. 81 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:53,609 No one was around to hear that? 82 00:05:59,450 --> 00:06:01,890 - So what did he say? - What a jerk! 83 00:06:02,409 --> 00:06:06,010 I kept talking about you, and he kept asking me out. 84 00:06:08,570 --> 00:06:11,090 I mean, naturally, you know, I said no. 85 00:06:13,090 --> 00:06:15,489 Well, thanks anyway. 86 00:06:15,570 --> 00:06:19,609 He just kept asking, asking, asking, asking. 87 00:06:20,090 --> 00:06:22,650 Rachel, if you want to go out with him, you can. 88 00:06:23,609 --> 00:06:25,969 He sounds like a big jerk. But if that's what you want… 89 00:06:26,049 --> 00:06:28,169 Jean-Claude, she said yes! I'll see you tonight! 90 00:06:31,409 --> 00:06:32,450 Thank you. 91 00:06:38,409 --> 00:06:41,929 And then Jean-Claude took me to that place Crossroads 92 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:44,169 and that's where we hung out with Drew Barrymore. 93 00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:48,289 Man, she's so smokin'! She's got the greatest set of… 94 00:06:52,049 --> 00:06:53,289 No guys around, huh? 95 00:06:55,090 --> 00:06:57,369 - Does anybody need anything? - I'll have an espresso. 96 00:06:57,770 --> 00:06:59,010 Actually, I'll get it. 97 00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:01,929 If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself. 98 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:06,969 - That is so unfair. - I know. 99 00:07:07,369 --> 00:07:08,570 Like you would drink her coffee 100 00:07:08,650 --> 00:07:10,409 after what you did to her with Van Damme. 101 00:07:12,969 --> 00:07:15,210 Joey, I have to cancel racquetball for tonight. 102 00:07:15,289 --> 00:07:17,130 That was Marcel's trainer, he's gonna let me have him 103 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:18,489 for a couple of hours. 104 00:07:18,570 --> 00:07:20,330 You're blowing me off for a monkey? 105 00:07:20,409 --> 00:07:22,489 We can reschedule for Saturday. 106 00:07:22,570 --> 00:07:25,210 Yeah. Unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons. 107 00:07:26,849 --> 00:07:30,049 Hey! Stick a fork in me. I am done. 108 00:07:31,969 --> 00:07:33,210 Stick a fork what? 109 00:07:33,690 --> 00:07:35,130 Like when you're cooking a steak. 110 00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:36,929 Okay. I don't eat meat. 111 00:07:39,090 --> 00:07:41,169 Then, how do you know when vegetables are done? 112 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:44,130 Well, you don't. You eat them and you can tell. 113 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:46,210 Okay, then eat me. I'm done. 114 00:07:49,690 --> 00:07:51,890 - I've met the perfect woman. - What? 115 00:07:51,969 --> 00:07:54,130 We're sitting on her couch, we're fooling around 116 00:07:54,210 --> 00:07:56,690 and then, suddenly, she turns to me and says: 117 00:07:57,090 --> 00:07:58,890 "Do you ever want to do it in an elevator?" 118 00:07:58,969 --> 00:08:01,130 Oh my God! What did you say? 119 00:08:01,210 --> 00:08:06,770 I believe my exact words were… I didn't know what to say. 120 00:08:06,849 --> 00:08:08,849 How do you know if you want to do it on an elevator? 121 00:08:08,929 --> 00:08:10,090 You just know. 122 00:08:17,609 --> 00:08:19,890 Shoot! We got to go. Got a reservation in 30 minutes. 123 00:08:19,969 --> 00:08:21,690 No, no, no! 124 00:08:21,770 --> 00:08:23,010 You see, what I had planned 125 00:08:23,090 --> 00:08:25,369 shouldn't take more than two, three minutes, tops. 126 00:08:26,929 --> 00:08:29,929 Two hundred seconds of passion. We got to go. 127 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:31,969 But… 128 00:08:33,210 --> 00:08:34,409 …here's an idea. 129 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,210 Have you ever worn women's underwear? 130 00:08:39,650 --> 00:08:41,529 Well, yes, actually. 131 00:08:41,609 --> 00:08:44,289 But, they were my Aunt Edna's. 132 00:08:45,969 --> 00:08:47,570 And there were three of us in there. 133 00:08:49,169 --> 00:08:51,969 Well, I was thinking it would be kind of sexy 134 00:08:52,049 --> 00:08:54,210 if you wore mine tonight at dinner. 135 00:08:59,369 --> 00:09:00,969 You want me to wear your panties? 136 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:03,849 Could ya? 137 00:09:03,929 --> 00:09:07,450 If I was wearing your underwear then what would you be wearing? 138 00:09:15,009 --> 00:09:16,129 You're swell. 139 00:09:18,889 --> 00:09:21,649 Check it out. I made Marcel's favorite dish. Banana cake. 140 00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:23,330 With mealworms. 141 00:09:28,290 --> 00:09:29,530 Candles. 142 00:09:30,769 --> 00:09:33,009 What do you think is gonna happen here tonight? 143 00:09:38,009 --> 00:09:40,769 Hello. Hi. Are you on your way over? 144 00:09:46,530 --> 00:09:49,530 No, no. I understand. I mean, a monkey's got to work. 145 00:09:50,410 --> 00:09:51,849 No, it's no big deal. 146 00:09:51,930 --> 00:09:55,530 It's not like I had anything special planned, you know. 147 00:09:57,210 --> 00:10:00,050 Yeah. Okay. Okay, bye. 148 00:10:07,009 --> 00:10:09,810 Okay, Rachel, why don't you start talking first? 149 00:10:10,729 --> 00:10:13,690 Alright. I feel that this is totally unjustified. 150 00:10:13,769 --> 00:10:16,170 She gave me the green light. I did nothing… 151 00:10:18,849 --> 00:10:20,609 Do you think I can't see you in the TV set? 152 00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:27,810 Monica, if there is something that you would like to share… 153 00:10:27,889 --> 00:10:29,290 You had no right to go out with him. 154 00:10:29,649 --> 00:10:32,489 - That is the most ridiculous… - No! You sold me out! 155 00:10:32,570 --> 00:10:34,210 - I did not sell you out! - Yes, you did! 156 00:10:34,290 --> 00:10:36,570 - You absolutely sold me… - Would you let me talk! 157 00:10:39,530 --> 00:10:41,210 Did you just flick me? 158 00:10:42,649 --> 00:10:44,849 Well, you wouldn't let me finish. And I was… 159 00:10:46,769 --> 00:10:47,769 That hurt. 160 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,410 Quit flicking! 161 00:10:50,769 --> 00:10:53,369 - You stop flicking! - You flicked me first! 162 00:10:53,930 --> 00:10:54,930 Stop it! 163 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:57,849 Stop! Stop! 164 00:10:57,930 --> 00:11:00,969 Alright. Okay. You know, let's not do this! 165 00:11:02,249 --> 00:11:04,649 Happy thoughts! 166 00:11:04,729 --> 00:11:07,210 - Stop it! - Happy thoughts. Come on! 167 00:11:14,649 --> 00:11:16,690 Okay, now I'm going to kick some ass! 168 00:11:20,290 --> 00:11:22,769 I know, I know. 169 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:28,530 Alright. Now, I will let go if you both stop. 170 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:32,210 You want me to stop seeing him? Is that what you want? 171 00:11:32,729 --> 00:11:34,369 You want me to just call him up 172 00:11:34,450 --> 00:11:36,330 and tell him that you're seeing him instead? 173 00:11:36,410 --> 00:11:38,249 - Is that what you want? - Okay. 174 00:11:40,609 --> 00:11:42,889 - That's what you want? - Yes. 175 00:11:44,769 --> 00:11:46,410 - Fine. - Fine. 176 00:11:46,969 --> 00:11:48,090 There we go. 177 00:11:49,889 --> 00:11:51,450 You know what, if we were in prison 178 00:11:51,530 --> 00:11:53,210 you guys would be like my bitches. 179 00:12:01,769 --> 00:12:04,090 Thanks for letting me tag along tonight, you guys. 180 00:12:04,170 --> 00:12:05,330 Forget about it. 181 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:07,849 How you doing there, squirmy? 182 00:12:08,330 --> 00:12:09,450 I'm hanging in. 183 00:12:10,570 --> 00:12:11,729 And a little out. 184 00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:19,330 So, assistant to the director. That's a really exciting job. 185 00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:21,690 You must have a ton of cool responsibility. 186 00:12:21,769 --> 00:12:24,530 - I have nothing to do with casting. - What are you guys gonna eat? 187 00:12:26,889 --> 00:12:30,530 How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth 188 00:12:30,609 --> 00:12:33,129 and licking you all over? 189 00:12:35,649 --> 00:12:37,369 Because I went to an all-boys high school 190 00:12:37,450 --> 00:12:38,769 and God is making up for it? 191 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:46,489 I want you right here, right now. 192 00:12:47,570 --> 00:12:49,050 Right now, right here? 193 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:52,050 Don't you think we're in kind of a public place? 194 00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:56,450 They do have the shrimp. 195 00:12:59,129 --> 00:13:00,369 Meet me in the bathroom. 196 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:08,889 I'm going to the bathroom now. 197 00:13:18,249 --> 00:13:19,450 Come on. 198 00:13:21,649 --> 00:13:24,530 Alright, mister, let's see those panties. 199 00:13:26,489 --> 00:13:27,570 Alrighty. 200 00:13:31,489 --> 00:13:34,290 But you know what would be even sexier? 201 00:13:34,729 --> 00:13:35,810 What? 202 00:13:36,369 --> 00:13:38,570 If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them. 203 00:13:41,769 --> 00:13:46,369 Alright. Now, I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. 204 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:47,930 Take your clothes off. 205 00:13:48,769 --> 00:13:50,690 Okay, but, I hope you realize 206 00:13:50,769 --> 00:13:53,170 this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials. 207 00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:56,249 Come on. Hurry! 208 00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:58,769 Do you want this done quick or do you want it done right? 209 00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:02,050 Turn around. I want to see you from behind. 210 00:14:02,129 --> 00:14:03,170 Okay. 211 00:14:03,649 --> 00:14:06,969 Somebody's been doing his "Buns of Steel" video. 212 00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:10,170 You want me to clench anything, or… 213 00:14:13,609 --> 00:14:14,649 Susie? 214 00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:16,609 Susie! 215 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,129 This is for the fourth grade. 216 00:14:22,489 --> 00:14:24,210 - What do you mean? - What do I mean? 217 00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:25,609 What do you mean what do I mean? 218 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,450 I mean underpants, mister. That's what I mean. 219 00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:30,769 What? What do you mean? 220 00:14:30,849 --> 00:14:34,690 My skirt! You lifted, kids laughing. 221 00:14:35,129 --> 00:14:37,530 I was Susie Underpants till I was 18. 222 00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:40,969 That was in the fourth grade! 223 00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:42,769 How can you still be upset about that? 224 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:45,609 Why don't you call me in 20 years 225 00:14:45,690 --> 00:14:47,489 and tell me if you're still upset about this? 226 00:14:52,889 --> 00:14:55,570 I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back! 227 00:15:05,609 --> 00:15:07,249 I can't believe this. 228 00:15:07,609 --> 00:15:10,129 Two weeks ago, I was watching "Sudden Death" 229 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:13,249 and now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. 230 00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:15,930 Can you beat up that guy? 231 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,969 - Yeah. - Can you beat up that guy? 232 00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:21,889 - Sure. - This is so wild. 233 00:15:22,930 --> 00:15:25,410 You know, I got to admit, I was kind of surprised 234 00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,849 that you agreed to go on a blind date. 235 00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:30,889 - Normally, I would not do it. - Yeah? 236 00:15:31,249 --> 00:15:34,090 Well, what made you make the exception for me? 237 00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:36,889 Because Rachel told me you were dying to have a threesome 238 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,609 with me and Drew Barrymore. 239 00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:41,609 By the way, Drew has some ground rules. 240 00:15:44,369 --> 00:15:47,249 Say you're sorry! Say it, Rachel. 241 00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:48,609 No! I'm not! 242 00:15:50,489 --> 00:15:51,810 - Let me go. - Say it! 243 00:15:52,649 --> 00:15:58,090 Great. Rachel, you say you're sorry, or your sweater gets it. 244 00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:02,129 That is my favorite sweater. That is my third date sweater. 245 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,090 Say you're sorry. 246 00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:08,369 Okay. You want to play? 247 00:16:08,849 --> 00:16:10,889 Okay. Let's play. 248 00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:18,170 What are you going to do? 249 00:16:18,249 --> 00:16:20,649 You give me back my sweater, or it's handbag marinara. 250 00:16:24,129 --> 00:16:25,369 You don't have the guts. 251 00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:28,170 Oh, yeah? Well, at least I wasn't too chicken 252 00:16:28,249 --> 00:16:30,369 to tell some guy I thought he was cute. 253 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:42,009 Stop! Stop the madness! 254 00:16:45,969 --> 00:16:47,290 This is crazy. 255 00:16:47,729 --> 00:16:50,649 Who can even remember why you started fighting in the first place? 256 00:16:50,729 --> 00:16:52,729 She knew that I liked Jean-Claude Van Damme. 257 00:16:55,210 --> 00:16:56,410 Yes, that's right. 258 00:16:58,609 --> 00:17:01,570 But still, I… Look at your purse. 259 00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:04,489 Look at your sweater. 260 00:17:05,969 --> 00:17:07,450 Look at yourselves. 261 00:17:11,009 --> 00:17:12,609 I'll help you fix your sweater. 262 00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:15,690 I'll help you throw out your purse. 263 00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:20,369 I'm sorry that I made you stop seeing him. 264 00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:24,530 Well, I'm sorry I went out with him when I knew you liked him. 265 00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:29,530 I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves. 266 00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:51,209 - Joey? - Ma? 267 00:17:54,409 --> 00:17:55,409 Joey! 268 00:17:56,129 --> 00:17:57,209 Chandler? 269 00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:59,409 I thought you guys took off. 270 00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:01,770 No, no. She took off. With my clothes! 271 00:18:04,090 --> 00:18:06,290 - Are you naked in there? - Well, not exactly. 272 00:18:08,369 --> 00:18:09,649 I'm wearing panties. 273 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,290 You always wear panties? 274 00:18:17,209 --> 00:18:19,530 No, no. This is the first time. 275 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,050 Talk about your bad luck. 276 00:18:23,409 --> 00:18:26,290 I mean, the first time you try panties 277 00:18:26,369 --> 00:18:28,530 and someone walks off with your clothes. 278 00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:33,250 I was not trying them out. Susie asked me to wear them. 279 00:18:33,929 --> 00:18:35,369 - Well, let me see. - No. 280 00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:38,449 I'm not letting you or anybody else see ever. 281 00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:39,849 Alright, alright. 282 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,770 Someone's flossing. 283 00:18:52,889 --> 00:18:54,609 Joey, some people don't like that. 284 00:18:57,209 --> 00:18:59,689 - Chandler's wearing panties. - What? 285 00:19:00,369 --> 00:19:02,649 - Let me see. - No. You don't have to see. 286 00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:05,570 Hi, tushie. 287 00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:09,810 Alright. One of you give me your underpants. 288 00:19:09,889 --> 00:19:12,330 - No, no. - Can't help you. I'm not wearing any. 289 00:19:14,609 --> 00:19:17,090 How can you not be wearing any underwear? 290 00:19:17,169 --> 00:19:19,570 I'm getting heat from the guy in the hot pink thong. 291 00:19:21,169 --> 00:19:24,530 Alright, look. Ross. I'll give you 50 dollars for your underpants. 292 00:19:24,970 --> 00:19:26,050 - Hey. - Hey. 293 00:19:50,849 --> 00:19:52,570 Pheebs, can I have the milk after you? 294 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,810 I'm almost done with. Keep your panties on. 295 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,810 Hey, hey. And I'm in the movie. 296 00:20:02,889 --> 00:20:04,169 - Hey! - What happened? 297 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,129 One of the virus victims called in sick 298 00:20:06,209 --> 00:20:09,889 so Cathy recommended me, and boom! I'm dying on a gurney. 299 00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:14,330 Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene 300 00:20:14,409 --> 00:20:16,490 if you want to go down there and say goodbye. 301 00:20:17,010 --> 00:20:20,290 No, that's okay. He's probably got parties to go to and stuff. 302 00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:25,889 You know, he's moved on. That's the way it goes, right? 303 00:20:28,369 --> 00:20:30,490 - Oh, my God. - What? 304 00:21:15,369 --> 00:21:17,730 I think I want to write a song about all this. 305 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,129 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 306 00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:22,849 Except one of the strings on my guitar is broken. 307 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:25,169 Chandler, can I borrow your G-string? 308 00:21:26,530 --> 00:21:27,770 How long you been waiting to say that? 309 00:21:27,849 --> 00:21:28,970 About 20 minutes. 310 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,530 Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying! 311 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,090 Cut! 312 00:21:41,889 --> 00:21:44,330 Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying! 313 00:21:46,970 --> 00:21:47,970 Cut! 314 00:21:49,570 --> 00:21:52,050 Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying! 315 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:55,929 Mommy! 316 00:21:57,169 --> 00:21:59,490 Can't you see what's going on? This man is dead.