1 00:00:48,399 --> 00:00:49,879 - Hey. - Hey. Hold on a second. 2 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,839 Nice. 3 00:00:56,519 --> 00:00:58,800 - Hey, I got something for you. - What's this? 4 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,759 Eight hundred and twelve bucks. 5 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,680 I don't know what big Leon told you, 6 00:01:02,759 --> 00:01:05,200 but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. 7 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,680 - What is this for? - Well, I'm making money now. 8 00:01:08,759 --> 00:01:12,040 And this is paying you back for head shots, electric bills 9 00:01:12,119 --> 00:01:14,639 and so many slices of pizza, I can't even count. 10 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,799 - I love you, man. - Well, thanks, man. 11 00:01:17,759 --> 00:01:19,000 Now I can get my pony. 12 00:01:20,519 --> 00:01:22,000 This is a little extra something 13 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,280 for always being there for me. 14 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:26,839 I don't know what to say. 15 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,799 I don't know what to say. 16 00:01:36,839 --> 00:01:38,400 - What do you say? - I don't know. 17 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,600 - It's a bracelet. - Isn't it? 18 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,280 And it's engraved too. Check it out. 19 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,720 "To my best bud." 20 00:01:51,799 --> 00:01:53,200 Thanks, best bud. 21 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,640 - Put it on. - Now? 22 00:01:58,679 --> 00:02:01,519 No. Something this nice should be saved for a special occasion. 23 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:04,120 No, no, that's the beauty part. It goes with everything. 24 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,280 You put this on, you're good to go. 25 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:16,200 Man… You are so wearing that bracelet. 26 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:18,879 I so am. 27 00:02:20,519 --> 00:02:22,799 You have any idea what this will do for your sex life? 28 00:02:22,879 --> 00:02:24,399 It'll probably slow it down at first, 29 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,239 but once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track. 30 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,920 - Well, this all looks good. - Great. 31 00:03:17,279 --> 00:03:20,320 And if I wanna call for a reference on your last job? 32 00:03:20,399 --> 00:03:23,200 That's there on the bottom, "see the manager, Chandler Bing". 33 00:03:23,959 --> 00:03:26,679 Alright, let's see if you're as good in person 34 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,959 as you are on paper. Make me a salad. 35 00:03:29,559 --> 00:03:32,519 A salad? I could do something a little more complicated. 36 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,440 No, just a salad will be fine. 37 00:03:35,279 --> 00:03:36,799 Alright, you got it. 38 00:03:37,239 --> 00:03:41,480 Now, I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it. 39 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:43,519 Alright. 40 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,640 Well, I'm tearing the lettuce. 41 00:03:46,719 --> 00:03:48,999 - Is it dirty? - Don't worry. I'm gonna wash it. 42 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:50,920 Don't. I like it dirty. 43 00:03:53,799 --> 00:03:55,279 It's your call. 44 00:03:55,719 --> 00:03:58,760 So, what're you going to do next? 45 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:01,480 Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatoes. 46 00:04:01,559 --> 00:04:03,279 Are they firm? 47 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,519 - They're alright. - You sure they haven't gone bad? 48 00:04:08,959 --> 00:04:11,279 You sure they're not very, very bad? 49 00:04:15,119 --> 00:04:16,600 No, really, they're okay. 50 00:04:16,679 --> 00:04:18,719 You gonna slice them up real nice? 51 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:21,399 Actually, I was gonna do them julienne. 52 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:24,880 I'm outta here. 53 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:34,279 Yello? 54 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,399 No, Rachel's not here right now. Can I take a message? 55 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:40,040 Alright. And how do we spell Casey? 56 00:04:40,119 --> 00:04:42,519 Is it like, "At The Bat" or "And The Sunshine Band"? 57 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:44,799 Okay. Bye-bye. 58 00:04:46,999 --> 00:04:48,519 Who's this Casey? 59 00:04:48,999 --> 00:04:50,480 Some guy she met at the movies. 60 00:04:50,559 --> 00:04:52,279 Really? What does he want with her? 61 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,480 Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance, 62 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,160 you know, make a little love. 63 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,200 Well, pretty much get down tonight. 64 00:05:09,039 --> 00:05:10,320 I don't know. I don't get… 65 00:05:10,399 --> 00:05:12,440 I don't get it, I mean, like two months ago 66 00:05:12,519 --> 00:05:14,080 Rachel and I were this close, right? 67 00:05:14,159 --> 00:05:17,399 Now I'm taking messages from guys she meets at the movies? 68 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:20,560 This Casey should be taking down my messages, you know? 69 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:24,640 Or Rachel and I should be together and we should get 70 00:05:24,719 --> 00:05:26,680 some kind of message service. 71 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:29,800 Hang in there. It's gonna happen. 72 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,680 How do you know that? 73 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:33,919 Because she's your lobster. 74 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:38,120 She's going somewhere. 75 00:05:40,399 --> 00:05:42,000 Come on, you guys, it's a known fact 76 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,800 that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. 77 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,640 And you know what, you can actually see 78 00:05:46,719 --> 00:05:51,320 old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws, like… 79 00:05:56,479 --> 00:05:58,080 Hey, you feeling better? 80 00:05:58,159 --> 00:06:00,919 Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me. 81 00:06:02,159 --> 00:06:04,039 So, do you have any other possibilities? 82 00:06:04,359 --> 00:06:06,959 Yeah, there is the possibility that I won't make rent. 83 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,880 Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money. 84 00:06:09,959 --> 00:06:12,279 No, no, because if I couldn't pay you back right away 85 00:06:12,359 --> 00:06:14,760 then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you. 86 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:17,919 Okay. Well, then why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? 87 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:20,200 You feel guilty and tense around them already. 88 00:06:20,959 --> 00:06:23,000 You might as well make some money off of them. 89 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,719 You know, the man's got a point. 90 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,760 What is that sparkly thing? 91 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,200 That thing? It's a… 92 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,519 Yeah, it's a little flashy. 93 00:06:37,159 --> 00:06:38,760 No, no. No, no. 94 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,880 It's not flashy, not for a Goodfella. 95 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,399 Man! Man, that is sharp. 96 00:06:45,479 --> 00:06:47,880 That must have cost you quite a few doubloons. 97 00:06:53,159 --> 00:06:54,159 - Hi. - Hi. 98 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,120 - Hi, darling. - So, what's this? 99 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,479 Some of your old stuff. 100 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,760 Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for you. 101 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:03,159 We're turning your room into a gym. 102 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,680 Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question. 103 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,039 Why not Ross' room? 104 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,279 Gosh, we talked about that, 105 00:07:11,359 --> 00:07:13,359 but your brother has so many science trophies 106 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,919 and plaques and merit badges. 107 00:07:16,279 --> 00:07:18,440 Well, we didn't want to disturb them. 108 00:07:18,519 --> 00:07:19,519 God forbid. 109 00:07:22,959 --> 00:07:23,959 - Hi. - Hi. 110 00:07:24,039 --> 00:07:29,000 Rachel. We were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up. 111 00:07:29,919 --> 00:07:31,359 You know, they're just separated, 112 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,320 so, you know, never know. We'll see. 113 00:07:33,399 --> 00:07:35,399 I can't say any of us were surprised. 114 00:07:37,519 --> 00:07:40,359 Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them. 115 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,080 Especially after that incident in Hawaii. 116 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:47,039 What incident? 117 00:07:47,399 --> 00:07:50,440 No, no. I must be thinking of someone else. 118 00:07:50,519 --> 00:07:51,599 Maybe me. 119 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,760 Don't you have some folding to do? 120 00:07:53,839 --> 00:07:56,320 Go fold, dear, fold. You fold. Go ahead. 121 00:07:59,599 --> 00:08:01,800 - Do you want a refill? - No, I'm alright. Thanks. 122 00:08:04,159 --> 00:08:08,719 You gotta give me a second. I want to get this just right. Okay. 123 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,399 Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checking you out. 124 00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:20,680 That was really good. Think I'm ready for my penis now. 125 00:08:29,599 --> 00:08:32,359 I know what you're thinking. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's. 126 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,039 - I'm Gail. - Chandler. 127 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:41,880 I really have to be somewhere, but it was nice meeting you. 128 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:43,640 What? 129 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:52,120 This is excellent. He could have got me a VCR, 130 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:55,560 a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller. 131 00:08:57,279 --> 00:08:59,560 The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap! 132 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,919 - It's not that bad. - Yeah, easy for you to say. 133 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,599 You don't have to sport some reject from the Mr. T collection. 134 00:09:05,919 --> 00:09:07,240 Chandler… 135 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,200 "I pity the fool that puts on my jewellery! I do! I do!" 136 00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:12,039 "I pity the fool that…" 137 00:09:14,599 --> 00:09:17,440 Hey, man! We were just doing some impressions over here. 138 00:09:17,839 --> 00:09:19,160 Do your Marcel Marceau. 139 00:09:21,839 --> 00:09:23,040 That's actually good. 140 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:35,080 Would you look at that guy? How long has he been talking to her? 141 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,440 It's like, back off, buddy. 142 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,400 She's a waitress, not a geisha. 143 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,479 I think she's okay. 144 00:09:42,639 --> 00:09:43,920 Look at that. 145 00:09:43,999 --> 00:09:46,599 See how she's pushing him away, and he won't budge? 146 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,080 I'm gonna do something. 147 00:09:49,879 --> 00:09:51,959 You can get a condo on the mountainside. You ski in, 148 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,400 ski out. It's great. 149 00:09:54,999 --> 00:09:57,119 Excuse me? Are you Rachel? 150 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:58,680 What? 151 00:09:59,359 --> 00:10:00,719 Ross Geller. 152 00:10:01,479 --> 00:10:04,400 Well, God, in your ad you said you were pretty, but wow. 153 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,440 What are you doing? 154 00:10:07,879 --> 00:10:10,400 Oh my God. Is this the wrong day? 155 00:10:11,719 --> 00:10:14,320 I don't believe it. I guess if it works out, 156 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,239 we'll have something to tell the grandkids. 157 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,560 - You sure will. - Right? 158 00:10:17,639 --> 00:10:19,280 - I've got to go. - Alright. 159 00:10:19,359 --> 00:10:20,520 - Wait. - Take care. 160 00:10:20,599 --> 00:10:22,920 Okay. See you later. Nice meeting you. 161 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,320 You're welcome. 162 00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:31,040 - What? - I was saving you. 163 00:10:31,479 --> 00:10:33,440 Saving me from the pleasant conversation 164 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:34,959 with the interesting man? 165 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,719 See, from where I was sitting… 166 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:40,599 Ross, listen to me. I am not yours to save. 167 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,280 - But you are. - What? 168 00:10:43,639 --> 00:10:45,719 Well, you're my lobster. 169 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,200 Okay, are you being like, the blind date guy again? 170 00:10:53,879 --> 00:10:56,359 No, no. You're my lobster. 171 00:10:56,759 --> 00:10:58,680 See, lobsters, 172 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,999 in the tank, when they're old, 173 00:11:03,359 --> 00:11:06,599 they get with the, they walk around holding the claws. 174 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:12,599 In the tank, you know, with the holding? 175 00:11:13,959 --> 00:11:16,440 Pheebs, you wanna help me out with the whole lobster thing? 176 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:17,920 Do the claws again. 177 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:24,239 Rach, forget the lobsters, okay? Let's talk… What about us? 178 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,400 Ross, there is no us. 179 00:11:26,759 --> 00:11:28,040 - Okay? - No, but… 180 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:30,080 No, listen to me. 181 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,560 I fell for you and I get clobbered. 182 00:11:32,639 --> 00:11:35,520 You, then, fall for me and I, again, somehow get clobbered. 183 00:11:35,599 --> 00:11:38,879 I'm tired of being clobbered, you know? 184 00:11:39,359 --> 00:11:40,879 It's just not worth it. 185 00:11:41,239 --> 00:11:43,800 - Well, but… - No "but" Ross. 186 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:48,160 We are never gonna happen, okay? Accept that. 187 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,839 Except that what? 188 00:11:53,599 --> 00:11:55,320 No. 189 00:11:56,359 --> 00:11:58,479 Accept that. 190 00:12:08,639 --> 00:12:11,599 Hey, man. Look, it's my best bud. How you doing? 191 00:12:13,879 --> 00:12:16,479 You are really getting good at that Marcel Marceau thing. 192 00:12:18,359 --> 00:12:21,400 Hey, listen, what do you say we play some ball? You and me. 193 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,440 Okay, that's my bad. 194 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:30,599 If you hated the bracelet so much, Chandler, you should've just said so. 195 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,959 Doesn't the fact that I wore it even though I hated it 196 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,680 say something about our friendship and how much it means to me? 197 00:12:35,759 --> 00:12:38,200 What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet 198 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,560 and you made fun of me? 199 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,959 Well, that's the part where I'm a wank. 200 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,160 But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. 201 00:12:46,359 --> 00:12:49,440 Come on, man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times. 202 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:53,359 I promise, I will never take it off my… wrist. 203 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,639 But if you want to stay in there and be mad, 204 00:12:58,719 --> 00:13:01,160 you know, you just, you stay in there. 205 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,359 You know what? 206 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,999 I am here on my knees, 207 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,440 holding up these couch cushions 208 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,879 as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, 209 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,080 much like they did in biblical times. 210 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:19,280 Though you may haveth anger now… 211 00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:26,800 You know that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. 212 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,560 I'm just saying. It's right there. 213 00:13:31,959 --> 00:13:34,280 - Hey, guys. - Hi, darling. 214 00:13:34,839 --> 00:13:36,920 Where's my grandson? You didn't bring him? 215 00:13:36,999 --> 00:13:39,400 No, he's at Carol's and Susan's today. 216 00:13:39,759 --> 00:13:41,800 A woman in my office is a lesbian. 217 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,639 I'm just saying. 218 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,680 Jack, look, there's that house paint commercial 219 00:13:48,759 --> 00:13:49,999 that cracks you up. 220 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,839 - Where have you been? - Emotional hell. 221 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,999 Did they lend you the money yet? 222 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:02,200 - No, but I haven't asked them yet. - Come on, Monica, do it. 223 00:14:02,719 --> 00:14:05,839 Hey, you guys. Monica has some news. 224 00:14:08,119 --> 00:14:09,440 Yeah, so… 225 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,800 Listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before, 226 00:14:12,639 --> 00:14:15,999 but I'm no longer at my job. I had to leave it. 227 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,560 - Why? - Because they made me. 228 00:14:20,839 --> 00:14:22,800 You were fired? 229 00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:26,119 - What are you gonna do? - Judy, relax. 230 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:29,040 This is our little harmonica we're talking about. 231 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,320 We taught her well. 232 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,200 Ten percent of your pay check, where does it go? 233 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,680 - In the bank. - The bank… 234 00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:37,040 There you go. So she dips into her savings. 235 00:14:37,119 --> 00:14:39,639 That's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine. 236 00:14:39,719 --> 00:14:43,080 And if you need a little extra you know where to find it. 237 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,359 Anything larger back there? 238 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:48,800 I can't believe it. 239 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,239 Would you stop already? God, get out of the bitter barn 240 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,440 and play in the hay. 241 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,200 You're right. I should play in the hay. 242 00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:58,800 Forget about the fact that I just dropped 400 dollars 243 00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:01,040 to replace a bracelet that I hated to begin with. 244 00:15:01,119 --> 00:15:02,400 Bring on the hay. 245 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,639 Hey. 246 00:15:06,599 --> 00:15:08,759 I've got something that's gonna make you happy. 247 00:15:09,119 --> 00:15:10,520 Guess what Gunther found. 248 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,599 Hey, now you have two. 249 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,040 Now you have two… 250 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,359 What am I gonna do? 251 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,080 Hey. 252 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:26,959 Hey. 253 00:15:28,359 --> 00:15:29,639 How come you have two? 254 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,920 Well, this one's for you. 255 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,639 - Get out. - No, I can't. 256 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,520 No, no, listen I know how much this means to you 257 00:15:40,599 --> 00:15:42,839 and I also know that this is about more than just jewellery. 258 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,359 It's about you and me and the fact that we're best buds. 259 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,479 Is this friendship? I think so. 260 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,680 Check it out. We're bracelet buddies. 261 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,359 That's what they'll call us. 262 00:16:00,239 --> 00:16:02,520 Here you go. You can pay me back whenever you like. 263 00:16:03,479 --> 00:16:04,920 You have dinosaur checks? 264 00:16:06,119 --> 00:16:08,320 Yeah, I mean, you get your money 265 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,800 and you learn a little something. What's wrong with that? 266 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,200 Nothing. 267 00:16:12,479 --> 00:16:14,639 Hey, you're a cheapasaurus. 268 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,400 I'm kidding. 269 00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:20,040 Thank you. I'm very grateful. 270 00:16:20,119 --> 00:16:21,680 Hey, Mon, what is this? 271 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,560 That was my bathing suit from high school. 272 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,560 I was a little bigger then. 273 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:32,359 I thought that's what they use to cover Connecticut when it rains. 274 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,200 Hey, Monica, what's on this videotape? 275 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,119 I don't know. You got me. Let's put it in. 276 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,839 - Hi. - Hey. 277 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,560 Over here, Jack. 278 00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:51,999 Okay. I see Rachel's coming up the path. 279 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:55,080 Doesn't she look pretty? Jack, can you get this? 280 00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,599 Oh, my God. 281 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,879 What is with your nose? 282 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,440 They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum. 283 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,359 Okay, I was wrong. That's what they use to cover Connecticut. 284 00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:15,959 You know what this is? This is us getting ready for the prom. 285 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,920 You know what, you guys? We don't have to watch this. 286 00:17:17,999 --> 00:17:20,239 - Yeah, come on. - Yeah, we do. 287 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:23,200 Did you get a shot of Monica? Where's Monica? 288 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,359 Over here, dad. 289 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,959 Wait. How do you zoom out? 290 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,359 There she is. 291 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,719 Some girl ate Monica. 292 00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:40,839 Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds. 293 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,520 So, how many cameras are actually on you? 294 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:51,359 - You look so great. - So do you. Beautiful. 295 00:17:52,919 --> 00:17:53,960 - What? - Shoot. 296 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,639 I think I got mayonnaise on you. 297 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,080 That's okay, it's just the shoulder. It's not my dress. 298 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:01,839 Everybody smile. 299 00:18:02,639 --> 00:18:04,439 Dad, turn it off. 300 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,119 - It is off. - Dad, it is not. 301 00:18:06,199 --> 00:18:08,839 - What's with the red light? - That's the "off" light. 302 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,480 Right, Ross? 303 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:20,800 Looking good, Mr. Kotter. 304 00:18:24,399 --> 00:18:26,800 - You look really pretty tonight. - Thanks. 305 00:18:30,199 --> 00:18:32,199 So, what are you gonna do this summer? 306 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,800 You know, I'm gonna hang out and work on my music. 307 00:18:38,919 --> 00:18:41,439 Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down. 308 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,560 I can't keep them up. 309 00:18:48,839 --> 00:18:50,480 Let me see. I don't know. 310 00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:53,800 - What are you gonna do… - The guys are here! 311 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,800 …this summer? 312 00:18:55,879 --> 00:18:57,399 Work on your music? 313 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,599 Oh, my God! Look, there's Roy Gublick! 314 00:19:05,159 --> 00:19:08,320 You know, Roy saw "Star Wars" 317 times. 315 00:19:09,199 --> 00:19:10,439 His name was in the paper. 316 00:19:12,159 --> 00:19:14,520 Where's Chip? Why isn't he here yet? 317 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,000 He'll be here, okay? Take a chill pill. 318 00:19:18,919 --> 00:19:19,919 There. 319 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,439 I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob. 320 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,919 I can't go to my own prom without a date. I can't. It's too lame. 321 00:19:34,679 --> 00:19:37,000 If you're not going, I don't wanna go either. 322 00:19:37,919 --> 00:19:39,800 I'm gonna kick Chip's ass. 323 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,480 I have a wonderful idea. 324 00:19:43,839 --> 00:19:46,040 You should take Rachel to the prom. 325 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:48,320 Mom, doubtful. 326 00:19:48,679 --> 00:19:51,000 Jack, give me that. Talk to your son. 327 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,280 - You got it? - I got it. This thing is heavy. 328 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:58,679 Your mother's right. Take her. You could wear my tux. 329 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,599 - Dad, she won't wanna go with me. - Of course she would. 330 00:20:01,679 --> 00:20:03,159 You're a college man. 331 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,760 - I don't know. - Well, come on. 332 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:07,560 Don't you wanna find out? 333 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,240 I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom. 334 00:20:11,599 --> 00:20:13,000 This is so harsh. 335 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,080 Okay. 336 00:20:17,399 --> 00:20:20,040 - Hold my board. - Atta boy. 337 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,520 You guys, you know, I think we've seen enough. 338 00:20:22,599 --> 00:20:24,080 - Let's turn it off. - No! 339 00:20:24,159 --> 00:20:26,599 Okay, fine. Well, I'm not gonna watch, alright? 340 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:28,919 Come on, kid. Let's go. 341 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,399 Boy, are you handsome! 342 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,159 - Let's show them. - Just a sec, dad. 343 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,240 Be cool. Just be cool. 344 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,399 Okay, dad. 345 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,919 Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining… 346 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,240 Oh, no. 347 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,960 - Bye, don't wait up! - Bye, you guys! Chip, stop! 348 00:21:01,199 --> 00:21:04,560 Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off? 349 00:21:04,879 --> 00:21:07,320 - Press the button. - Which one? Which button? 350 00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:09,280 - Jack? - The button. 351 00:21:13,679 --> 00:21:15,399 I can't believe you did that. 352 00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:20,320 Yeah, well… 353 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,399 See? He's her lobster. 354 00:21:57,879 --> 00:21:59,080 Dance with him. 355 00:21:59,679 --> 00:22:03,159 - Mom, I'm hungry. - Dance with your father. 356 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,159 I may not know any of your flash dances, 357 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,839 but I'm no slouch on the dance floor. 358 00:22:07,919 --> 00:22:09,159 Alright. 359 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,679 - Oh, Jack! - Oh, Judy! 360 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:24,159 Oh, Judy. Yes! Yes!