1 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,429 Man, this is weird. 2 00:00:56,830 --> 00:00:59,789 You ever realize Cap'n Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat? 3 00:00:59,869 --> 00:01:02,629 That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal 4 00:01:02,709 --> 00:01:04,109 for the last 40 years. 5 00:01:07,870 --> 00:01:09,030 What? 6 00:01:09,109 --> 00:01:11,590 The spoon. You licked and you put? 7 00:01:13,989 --> 00:01:15,149 You licked and you put. 8 00:01:16,429 --> 00:01:19,230 - Yeah? So? - Don't you see how gross that is? 9 00:01:19,309 --> 00:01:21,269 That's like you using my toothbrush. 10 00:01:22,710 --> 00:01:24,069 You use my toothbrush? 11 00:01:24,749 --> 00:01:28,309 That was only 'cause I used the red one to unclog the drain. 12 00:01:30,230 --> 00:01:33,590 Mine is the red one. God! 13 00:01:33,910 --> 00:01:36,470 Can open, worms everywhere. 14 00:01:38,830 --> 00:01:42,709 Why can't we use the same toothbrush but we can use the same soap? 15 00:01:42,790 --> 00:01:45,870 Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning. 16 00:01:47,309 --> 00:01:49,110 Alright. Next time you take a shower 17 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:52,669 think about the last thing I washed and the first thing you wash. 18 00:02:40,189 --> 00:02:41,710 - Hey! - Hey! 19 00:02:42,749 --> 00:02:44,189 Look at you fancy lads. 20 00:02:45,549 --> 00:02:46,669 What's the occasion? 21 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:48,949 Well, you know the guy on my show that's in a coma? 22 00:02:50,549 --> 00:02:51,669 He's having a brunch. 23 00:02:53,270 --> 00:02:55,510 - Okay. I'm ready when you are? - Okey-doke. 24 00:02:55,870 --> 00:02:58,189 I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos. 25 00:02:58,630 --> 00:03:00,629 Excuse me, you guys are getting tattoos? 26 00:03:00,710 --> 00:03:03,550 Yes, but you cannot tell Ross 'cause I want to surprise him. 27 00:03:05,110 --> 00:03:06,990 This is wild. What are you going to get? 28 00:03:07,469 --> 00:03:08,710 I'm getting a lily. 29 00:03:10,309 --> 00:03:12,349 For my mom, 'cause her name's Lily. 30 00:03:13,789 --> 00:03:16,710 That's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch? 31 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:21,229 - So where you getting it? - I think on my shoulder. 32 00:03:21,309 --> 00:03:23,309 What? What's on your shoulder? 33 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:25,590 A chip. 34 00:03:27,909 --> 00:03:29,749 A tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo. 35 00:03:30,189 --> 00:03:32,749 A tattoo? Why? Why would you want to do that? 36 00:03:32,830 --> 00:03:34,110 - Hi! - Hi! 37 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:36,870 You don't think they're kind of cool? 38 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,830 No. Sorry. I don't. 39 00:03:38,909 --> 00:03:42,150 Why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? 40 00:03:42,229 --> 00:03:43,789 What if it doesn't come out right, Pheebs? 41 00:03:43,870 --> 00:03:46,710 Then it's like having a bad haircut all the time. 42 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,749 Why is everyone staring at me? 43 00:03:51,749 --> 00:03:53,469 Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. 44 00:03:53,550 --> 00:03:55,110 Richard's going to be here any minute. 45 00:03:55,189 --> 00:03:56,430 Richard's going to the party too? 46 00:03:56,509 --> 00:03:58,990 He's my parents' best friend. He has to be there. 47 00:03:59,069 --> 00:04:02,150 So is today the day you're going to tell the about you two? 48 00:04:02,229 --> 00:04:05,349 Yeah, for my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke. 49 00:04:06,990 --> 00:04:08,550 I think you should tell them. 50 00:04:08,629 --> 00:04:11,189 No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. 51 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:13,229 Until I do, I'm not telling them anything. 52 00:04:13,309 --> 00:04:15,270 I don't think mom and dad would mind. 53 00:04:15,349 --> 00:04:17,309 Remember when you were nine and Richard was 30 54 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:20,229 how dad used to say, "God, I hope they get together"? 55 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,430 - Shall we? - Okay, wait. 56 00:04:28,349 --> 00:04:31,309 You know what? Ross, let's switch places. 57 00:04:31,390 --> 00:04:32,710 - You get in the middle. - Okay. 58 00:04:33,150 --> 00:04:35,789 Unless this looks like we're trying to cover something up. 59 00:04:35,870 --> 00:04:38,029 Monica, you could come in straddling him 60 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:39,749 and they still wouldn't believe it. 61 00:04:42,430 --> 00:04:44,349 - We're here. - Hi, kids. 62 00:04:44,430 --> 00:04:46,909 - The children. - Hi, darling. 63 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:48,830 - Happy birthday, dad. - Thank you. 64 00:04:48,909 --> 00:04:51,150 - Hi, mom. - Happy birthday. 65 00:04:51,229 --> 00:04:53,789 You kids thanked Dr. Burke for the ride? 66 00:04:53,870 --> 00:04:57,069 Actually, mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us. 67 00:04:59,029 --> 00:05:01,189 So, you kids take the train in? 68 00:05:01,270 --> 00:05:03,590 No, Richard Burke gave them a ride. 69 00:05:04,069 --> 00:05:08,270 Speaking of whom, I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city. 70 00:05:12,830 --> 00:05:15,310 Finger cramp. God. Sorry. 71 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:17,549 Here, let me get that, mom. 72 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:21,390 So Richard's shopping in the junior section. 73 00:05:22,950 --> 00:05:24,190 Are we still on that? 74 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:27,469 And you just know she's got the IQ of a napkin. 75 00:05:28,469 --> 00:05:30,150 She's probably not even very pretty. 76 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:32,909 Just young enough, so that everything is still pointing up. 77 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:44,950 - Can you believe this place? - I know, this is a great apartment. 78 00:05:45,029 --> 00:05:46,270 I was just in the bathroom. 79 00:05:46,349 --> 00:05:48,070 And there's mirrors on both sides of you. 80 00:05:48,150 --> 00:05:51,229 So when you're in there it's like you're peeing with the Rockettes. 81 00:05:51,710 --> 00:05:53,590 Well, there's my fantasy come true. 82 00:05:54,710 --> 00:05:55,909 No, seriously. 83 00:05:56,909 --> 00:05:58,150 - Hey. - Hey. 84 00:05:58,229 --> 00:05:59,909 We were just saying great apartment, man. 85 00:05:59,989 --> 00:06:01,549 Thanks. You want it? 86 00:06:01,869 --> 00:06:05,270 Yeah, I'm moving to a bigger place. You should definitely take this one. 87 00:06:05,909 --> 00:06:08,150 Yeah. Can you see me in a place like this? 88 00:06:08,229 --> 00:06:11,150 Why not? You hate park views and high ceilings? 89 00:06:11,469 --> 00:06:13,150 Come on, I'll show you the kitchen. 90 00:06:14,909 --> 00:06:18,429 That's alright, fellas. I saw a kitchen this morning on TV. 91 00:06:18,830 --> 00:06:20,510 Stop talking. Okay. 92 00:06:22,190 --> 00:06:24,869 - Come on, tell us. - Is she really 20? 93 00:06:24,950 --> 00:06:26,750 I am not telling you guys anything. 94 00:06:26,830 --> 00:06:29,789 Come on, Rich, it's my birthday. Let me live vicariously. 95 00:06:30,270 --> 00:06:31,989 Dad, you really don't want to do that. 96 00:06:32,469 --> 00:06:34,830 What's a little midlife crisis between friends? 97 00:06:34,909 --> 00:06:36,429 Jack, would you let it go? 98 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:38,029 Look, I know what you're going through. 99 00:06:38,109 --> 00:06:39,989 When I turned 50, I got the Porsche. 100 00:06:40,070 --> 00:06:42,150 You, you got your own little speedster. 101 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:45,630 Guys, seriously, it is not like that. 102 00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:48,229 Tell you what. Maybe one of these weekends 103 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:50,310 you can borrow the car and I could… 104 00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:52,310 Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence. 105 00:06:53,150 --> 00:06:55,029 What? I'm kidding. 106 00:06:55,109 --> 00:06:57,349 You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche. 107 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:07,869 Okay, Rach. Which lily? 108 00:07:08,270 --> 00:07:10,109 This lily or that lily? 109 00:07:10,190 --> 00:07:11,830 - Well… - I like this lily. 110 00:07:12,630 --> 00:07:14,830 It's more open, you know. And that's like my mom. 111 00:07:14,909 --> 00:07:16,590 She had a more open, giving spirit. 112 00:07:18,109 --> 00:07:19,349 Foghorn Leghorn! 113 00:07:21,510 --> 00:07:23,830 Alright. Blonde girl, you're in room two. 114 00:07:23,909 --> 00:07:25,830 Not so blonde girl, you're with me. 115 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:28,150 Here we go. 116 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:30,669 You're not going? 117 00:07:32,150 --> 00:07:34,549 What, is this 'cause of what Ross said? 118 00:07:34,630 --> 00:07:35,789 No. 119 00:07:36,869 --> 00:07:39,469 - Well, yeah, maybe. - I don't believe this. 120 00:07:39,549 --> 00:07:42,590 Is this how this relationship's going to work? Ross equals boss? 121 00:07:42,669 --> 00:07:46,270 I mean… Come on, what is this, 1922? 122 00:07:47,109 --> 00:07:48,590 What's 1922? 123 00:07:49,229 --> 00:07:51,029 Just, you know, a long time ago. 124 00:07:52,789 --> 00:07:55,109 When men used to tell women what to do, a lot. 125 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:57,710 And then there was suffrage which was a good thing 126 00:07:57,789 --> 00:07:59,109 but it sounds horrible. 127 00:08:03,029 --> 00:08:04,349 Do you want to get this tattoo? 128 00:08:04,429 --> 00:08:06,349 Yes, I do. It's just that Ross… 129 00:08:06,429 --> 00:08:09,270 Okay, is your boyfriend the boss of you? 130 00:08:11,349 --> 00:08:13,989 - No. - Okay, who is the boss of you? 131 00:08:15,429 --> 00:08:16,469 You? 132 00:08:17,190 --> 00:08:19,830 No. You are the boss of you. 133 00:08:19,909 --> 00:08:21,349 Now, you march your hiney in there 134 00:08:21,429 --> 00:08:23,229 and get that heart tattooed on your hip. 135 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:24,710 - Okay. - Go! 136 00:08:30,789 --> 00:08:31,789 How you doing? 137 00:08:32,150 --> 00:08:33,310 I'm a twinkie. 138 00:08:34,710 --> 00:08:36,349 Really? I'm a hero. 139 00:08:39,549 --> 00:08:42,070 - This is so hard. - Yeah, I know. 140 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,789 I hate it too. 141 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:46,750 Look, maybe we should just tell them. 142 00:08:47,390 --> 00:08:49,429 Maybe we should just tell your parents first. 143 00:08:50,469 --> 00:08:51,950 My parents are dead. 144 00:08:53,229 --> 00:08:54,710 God, you are so lucky. 145 00:08:55,950 --> 00:08:57,510 No, no. I mean… 146 00:08:57,590 --> 00:08:59,190 - Well, you know what I mean. - I know. 147 00:08:59,630 --> 00:09:01,349 Just hang in there, okay? 148 00:09:02,390 --> 00:09:05,029 - Okay, I'll go out first, alright? - Alright. 149 00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:13,590 Judy. Going to the bathroom! Good for you! 150 00:09:16,349 --> 00:09:19,469 Thank you, Richard. I appreciate the support. 151 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:24,830 Honey. 152 00:09:25,749 --> 00:09:27,670 Honey, have you seen my Harmon Killebrew bat? 153 00:09:27,749 --> 00:09:30,349 - Bob doesn't believe I have one. - I have no idea. 154 00:09:30,710 --> 00:09:33,149 Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city? 155 00:09:34,310 --> 00:09:37,349 I know, he's like a new man. It's like a scene from "Cocoon". 156 00:09:38,989 --> 00:09:42,190 I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo. 157 00:09:42,269 --> 00:09:45,190 Apparently, he told Johnny Shapiro that she's quite a girl. 158 00:09:45,269 --> 00:09:47,269 In fact, he told Johnny that he thinks 159 00:09:47,349 --> 00:09:48,749 he's falling in love with her. 160 00:09:48,830 --> 00:09:51,190 - Really? - I've never seen him this happy. 161 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:54,869 So, Jack, you ever think about trading me in 162 00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:56,070 for a younger model? 163 00:09:56,149 --> 00:09:57,389 Of course not. 164 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,710 With you, it's like I've got two 25 year olds. 165 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:11,310 - Jack, stop. - Come on. It's my birthday. 166 00:10:15,710 --> 00:10:17,149 Can we drop this? 167 00:10:17,229 --> 00:10:19,430 I am not interested in the guy's apartment. 168 00:10:19,509 --> 00:10:22,749 Please. I saw the way you were checking out his moldings. 169 00:10:24,030 --> 00:10:26,629 - You want it. - Why would I want another apartment? 170 00:10:27,109 --> 00:10:29,389 I've already got an apartment that I love. 171 00:10:29,469 --> 00:10:31,790 Well, it wouldn't kill you to say it once in a while. 172 00:10:35,070 --> 00:10:36,910 Alright, you want the truth? 173 00:10:37,869 --> 00:10:39,190 I'm thinking about it. 174 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,629 - What? - I'm sorry. 175 00:10:41,710 --> 00:10:43,790 I'm 28 years old. I've never lived alone. 176 00:10:43,869 --> 00:10:46,749 And I'm finally at a place where I've got enough money 177 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:49,030 that I don't need a roommate anymore. 178 00:10:50,590 --> 00:10:54,749 I don't need a roommate either, okay? I can afford to live here by myself. 179 00:10:55,269 --> 00:10:58,310 I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware. 180 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,269 What are you getting so bent out of shape for? 181 00:11:02,349 --> 00:11:04,749 It's not like we agreed to live together forever. 182 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:05,989 We're not Bert and Ernie. 183 00:11:08,349 --> 00:11:10,989 Look, you know what? If this is the way you feel, 184 00:11:11,509 --> 00:11:13,149 then maybe you should take it. 185 00:11:14,229 --> 00:11:16,430 - That's how I feel. - Then maybe you should take it. 186 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,030 - Maybe I will. - Fine with me. 187 00:11:18,109 --> 00:11:20,710 Great. Then you'll be able to spend more quality time 188 00:11:20,790 --> 00:11:22,670 with your real friends, the spoons. 189 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,070 Whose drink can I freshen? 190 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:29,469 Almost time for cake. 191 00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:41,310 Mon? Mon, are you okay? 192 00:11:41,989 --> 00:11:44,509 You remember that video I found of mom and dad? 193 00:11:45,229 --> 00:11:47,749 - Yeah. - I just caught the live show. 194 00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:00,910 Hey, there. 195 00:12:01,389 --> 00:12:03,269 - What? - Nothing. 196 00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:06,109 I just heard something nice about you. 197 00:12:07,469 --> 00:12:09,749 - Really? - Richard? 198 00:12:10,190 --> 00:12:13,670 Richard, your son isn't seeing anyone, is he? 199 00:12:14,030 --> 00:12:15,109 Not that I know of. 200 00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:18,509 Well, I was thinking why doesn't he give Monica a call? 201 00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:22,910 That's an idea. 202 00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:26,670 Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone. 203 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:33,629 She never tells us anything. 204 00:12:33,989 --> 00:12:36,430 Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone? 205 00:12:36,509 --> 00:12:39,349 Mom, there are so many people in my life. 206 00:12:40,389 --> 00:12:42,109 Some of them are seeing people 207 00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:44,030 and some of them aren't. Is that crystal? 208 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,269 So, who's the mystery man? 209 00:12:49,749 --> 00:12:51,910 Well, he's a doctor. 210 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,749 A real doctor? 211 00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:55,430 No, a doctor of meat. 212 00:12:56,670 --> 00:12:59,670 Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome. 213 00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:04,109 And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him. 214 00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:05,670 Well, that's wonderful. 215 00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:09,349 I… 216 00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:13,310 Mom, it's okay. 217 00:13:14,190 --> 00:13:16,030 - It is, Judy. - Jack! 218 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,590 Could you come in here for a moment? 219 00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:23,830 - Now! - Found it. 220 00:13:23,910 --> 00:13:25,269 I'll take that, dad. 221 00:13:29,149 --> 00:13:33,710 It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item. 222 00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:36,509 That's impossible. He's got a twinkie in the city. 223 00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:40,190 Dad, I'm the twinkie. 224 00:13:40,269 --> 00:13:42,830 - You're the twinkie? - She's not a twinkie. 225 00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:46,030 Alright, look, you guys, this is the best relationship I've been in… 226 00:13:46,109 --> 00:13:48,430 Please! A relationship? 227 00:13:48,509 --> 00:13:50,109 Yes, a relationship. 228 00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:52,430 For your information, I am crazy about this man. 229 00:13:52,509 --> 00:13:53,509 Really? 230 00:13:54,190 --> 00:13:55,509 Yes. 231 00:13:55,590 --> 00:13:59,070 Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday? 232 00:13:59,149 --> 00:14:01,869 Dad, this is a good thing for me. 233 00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:04,229 You even said yourself you'd never seen Richard happier. 234 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,509 - When did I say that? - Upstairs in the bathroom. 235 00:14:06,590 --> 00:14:07,950 Right before you felt up mom. 236 00:14:08,989 --> 00:14:11,710 Happy birthday to you! 237 00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:15,430 Happy birthday to you! 238 00:14:15,790 --> 00:14:19,910 Happy birthday, dear Jack, 239 00:14:20,469 --> 00:14:24,469 Happy birthday to you! 240 00:14:26,389 --> 00:14:29,269 It looks so good. I love it. 241 00:14:29,349 --> 00:14:30,550 I know. So do I. 242 00:14:30,629 --> 00:14:32,550 Phoebe, I'm so glad you made me do this. 243 00:14:32,629 --> 00:14:33,910 Okay, let me see yours. 244 00:14:37,469 --> 00:14:39,109 Okay, let's see yours again. 245 00:14:40,509 --> 00:14:42,349 Phoebe, we just saw mine. Let me see yours. 246 00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:43,550 Okay. 247 00:14:45,749 --> 00:14:47,070 Oh, no! 248 00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:52,149 It's gone. That's so weird. I don't know where it went. 249 00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:56,989 - You didn't get it? - No. 250 00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,710 - Why didn't you get it? - I'm sorry. 251 00:15:00,790 --> 00:15:02,469 Phoebe, how could you do this to me? 252 00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:05,509 - This was all your idea. - I know and I was gonna get it. 253 00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:07,269 But then he came in with this needle. 254 00:15:07,349 --> 00:15:09,229 Did you know they do this with needles? 255 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:12,710 Really? You don't say? 256 00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:15,030 Because mine was licked on by kittens! 257 00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:19,710 - Hey. - Hey. 258 00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:21,989 - I'm sorry about what… - Yeah, me too. 259 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:23,749 - I know. - Yeah. 260 00:15:26,629 --> 00:15:28,670 Say, do we need to hug here or… 261 00:15:29,149 --> 00:15:30,710 - No. We're alright. - Yeah. 262 00:15:32,710 --> 00:15:33,950 So I got you something. 263 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:36,790 Plastic spoons. 264 00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:41,030 - Great. - Lick away, my man. 265 00:15:42,629 --> 00:15:45,349 These will go great in my new place. Until I get real ones. 266 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,670 - What? - Well, I can't use these forever. 267 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,190 Let's face it, they're no friend of the environment. 268 00:15:52,989 --> 00:15:55,790 No, no, I mean, what's this about your new place? 269 00:15:56,149 --> 00:15:57,989 I'm moving out, like we talked about. 270 00:15:58,070 --> 00:15:59,629 Well, I didn't think that was serious. 271 00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:04,590 You know, I thought that was just a fight. 272 00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:06,149 Well, it was a fight. 273 00:16:06,629 --> 00:16:09,070 Based on serious stuff, remember? 274 00:16:09,149 --> 00:16:11,149 About how I never lived alone. 275 00:16:11,229 --> 00:16:15,070 I just think it would be good for me, help me to grow or… whatever. 276 00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:21,070 Well, there you go. 277 00:16:23,109 --> 00:16:24,869 Hey, are you cool with this? 278 00:16:25,389 --> 00:16:27,149 I don't want to leave you high and dry. 279 00:16:27,229 --> 00:16:29,269 I've never been lower or wetter. 280 00:16:31,629 --> 00:16:34,509 I'll be fine, I'll just turn your bedroom into a game room 281 00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:37,229 or something, put the foosball table in there. 282 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:41,109 Why do you get to keep the table? 283 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,910 - I did pay for half of it. - Yeah. 284 00:16:46,349 --> 00:16:50,070 And I paid for the other half. 285 00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:51,790 Alright, I'll tell you what. 286 00:16:51,869 --> 00:16:53,269 I'll play you for it. 287 00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:55,430 Alright, you're on. 288 00:16:55,509 --> 00:16:57,989 I could take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass. 289 00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:01,389 Your little men are going to get scored on more times 290 00:17:01,469 --> 00:17:02,550 than your sister. 291 00:17:10,190 --> 00:17:11,389 Which sister? 292 00:17:15,190 --> 00:17:16,989 So are you sorry that I told them? 293 00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:20,550 No, it's been a long time since your dad and I went running. 294 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,469 - Did you get it? Let me see? - Is Ross here? 295 00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:29,830 - No, he went out to get pizza. - Okay, really quick. 296 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:33,790 - That's great. - Very tasteful. 297 00:17:35,310 --> 00:17:37,190 - Want to see mine? - Yes! 298 00:17:37,269 --> 00:17:38,950 What? You didn't get one. 299 00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:41,190 Okay, well, then what is this? 300 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,149 What are we looking at? 301 00:17:46,229 --> 00:17:47,629 That blue freckle? 302 00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:50,790 Okay, that's my tattoo. 303 00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:53,550 That is not a tattoo. That is a nothing. 304 00:17:53,869 --> 00:17:55,389 I finally got her back in the chair, 305 00:17:55,469 --> 00:17:56,949 he barely touched her with the needle 306 00:17:57,030 --> 00:17:59,030 she jumped up screaming and that was it. 307 00:17:59,389 --> 00:18:00,669 Okay, hi. 308 00:18:02,869 --> 00:18:05,510 For your information, this is exactly what I wanted. 309 00:18:07,349 --> 00:18:08,990 This is a tattoo of the earth 310 00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:10,949 as seen from a great, great distance. 311 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,869 It's the way my mother sees me from heaven. 312 00:18:16,909 --> 00:18:18,990 What a load of crap. 313 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,949 That is a dot. 314 00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:25,349 Your mother is up in heaven going: "Where's my lily, you wuss?" 315 00:18:27,629 --> 00:18:31,429 Phoebe, that is not a tattoo. This is a tattoo! 316 00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:36,790 You got a tattoo? 317 00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:39,629 Maybe. 318 00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:42,990 But just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world. 319 00:18:45,669 --> 00:18:46,709 Well, let me see. 320 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:51,429 Well? 321 00:18:51,949 --> 00:18:53,270 Well, it's really… 322 00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:56,189 …sexy. 323 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,990 I wouldn't have thought it would be, but… 324 00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:04,869 Really? 325 00:19:04,949 --> 00:19:09,349 Yeah. So is it sore, or can you do stuff? 326 00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:13,590 I guess. 327 00:19:14,349 --> 00:19:15,750 Save us some pizza. 328 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,429 Get out of the corner! 329 00:19:25,109 --> 00:19:27,790 - Pass it. Pass it! - Stop talking to your men. 330 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,510 Yes! And the table is mine. 331 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:37,869 Congratulations. 332 00:19:50,669 --> 00:19:53,030 You guys are still going to come visit me, right? 333 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:56,590 Yeah, you got the big TV. We'll be over there all the time. 334 00:19:57,709 --> 00:19:59,790 Except when we are here. 335 00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:07,310 I know you're just moving uptown, but I'm really going to miss you. 336 00:20:07,389 --> 00:20:10,030 I know. How can you not be across the hall anymore? 337 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:14,070 Yeah, who's going to eat all our food and tie up our phone lines and… 338 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:15,990 Is that my bra? 339 00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:21,709 - What the hell you doing with my bra? - No, it's not what you think. 340 00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:25,189 We used it to fling water balloons off the roof. 341 00:20:26,629 --> 00:20:30,070 Remember that? Those kids couldn't even get theirs across the street. 342 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,030 Yeah, I remember. 343 00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:37,109 Hey, let's bring the rest of these down to the truck. 344 00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:40,270 Thanks. 345 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:52,470 So you want me to give you a hand with the foosball table? 346 00:20:53,909 --> 00:20:55,669 Nah. You keep it. 347 00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:57,550 You need the practice. 348 00:21:00,109 --> 00:21:01,189 Thanks. 349 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,510 So, I guess this is it. 350 00:21:05,510 --> 00:21:07,590 Yeah. Right. I guess so. 351 00:21:10,830 --> 00:21:11,949 Listen. 352 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,709 I don't know when I'm going to see you again. 353 00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:17,070 Well, I'm guessing, tonight at the coffee house. 354 00:21:17,149 --> 00:21:18,550 Right. Yeah. 355 00:21:20,349 --> 00:21:21,750 - Take care. - Yeah.