1 00:00:39,499 --> 00:00:42,339 So what do you think? Casa de Joey. 2 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:46,740 - I decorated it myself. - Get out! 3 00:00:48,179 --> 00:00:50,139 Wow, Joey, this is… 4 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:52,060 - Art. - Art it is. 5 00:00:54,139 --> 00:00:56,819 Check this out. Is it a coffee table? 6 00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:59,779 Is it a panther? There's no need to decide. 7 00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:03,659 Nice pillow! 8 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:06,379 So now, tell me, is this genuine Muppet skin? 9 00:01:07,939 --> 00:01:10,739 Excellent water-table thing! 10 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:13,220 Thanks, yeah, I love this, but you know what? 11 00:01:13,299 --> 00:01:14,659 It makes me want to pee. 12 00:01:16,059 --> 00:01:18,699 Yeah, well, me too. Yeah, I think that's the challenge. 13 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:23,059 Hey, how come Chandler didn't come? 14 00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:28,500 It's 'cause he had a thing with the thing. 15 00:01:30,939 --> 00:01:32,339 Right. I got it. 16 00:01:33,979 --> 00:01:36,299 So why don't you show us the rest of yourcasa? 17 00:01:38,220 --> 00:01:39,659 The best part! Come on! 18 00:01:48,379 --> 00:01:49,500 Nice toilet. 19 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,179 No, no, no. Behind it. 20 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:53,860 You have a phone in here? 21 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:57,340 That's right. I have a phone in here. 22 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:01,179 - Joey, promise me something. - Yeah. 23 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:02,739 Never call me from that phone. 24 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:02,420 Okay, here we go. 25 00:03:04,219 --> 00:03:07,619 They were all out of apple pie. Someone just got the last piece. 26 00:03:09,820 --> 00:03:12,420 Oh my God! You are not gonna believe this. 27 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:14,580 I have just been discovered. 28 00:03:16,459 --> 00:03:19,739 Now, wait a minute. I claimed you in the name of France four years ago. 29 00:03:23,739 --> 00:03:26,380 Anyway, okay. Now, promise you won't freak out 30 00:03:26,459 --> 00:03:28,260 and say how great this is until I'm done, okay? 31 00:03:28,339 --> 00:03:29,499 - Okay. - Okay. 32 00:03:30,059 --> 00:03:33,219 I just met this producer of this teeny record company 33 00:03:33,299 --> 00:03:36,339 who said that I have a very fresh, off-beat sound 34 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:39,140 and she wants to do a demo of "Smelly Cat". 35 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:43,499 Okay, I told you not to do that yet. 36 00:03:45,019 --> 00:03:47,299 And she wants to do a video. 37 00:03:48,860 --> 00:03:50,700 I'm not done yet, okay? 38 00:03:51,459 --> 00:03:52,980 God! Okay. 39 00:03:53,940 --> 00:03:57,100 If that goes well, they may even want to make an album. 40 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:01,619 I'm done now. 41 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,860 - That's great! - Unbelievable! 42 00:04:05,260 --> 00:04:07,179 God, Ross! If you care about me at all, 43 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:08,820 you'll get the pie out of the man's hood. 44 00:04:08,899 --> 00:04:10,820 - Get the what? - There's a pie in the hood! Go! 45 00:04:18,420 --> 00:04:19,619 - What are you doing? - I'm sorry. 46 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:21,660 My pie was in your hood. 47 00:04:24,739 --> 00:04:26,339 Now, I just have to get the coffee 48 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:29,059 out of that guy's pants and I'll be back in the hospital by 7:00. 49 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:37,980 Damn it, Ross, get your butt out of the bathroom! 50 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:41,339 Calm down. I'm blow drying! 51 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:44,820 Blow drying what? You have no hair! 52 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:47,860 What's going on? 53 00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:50,339 Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. 54 00:04:50,419 --> 00:04:52,459 I can't believe, it's like I'm living with him again! 55 00:04:52,539 --> 00:04:54,539 He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up 56 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:56,419 he's here when I want to use the shower! 57 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:59,779 - I feel like I'm 16 all over again. - Well, you're not 16. 58 00:04:59,859 --> 00:05:00,979 You're both adults now. 59 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:03,219 Get out, you doofus! 60 00:05:05,820 --> 00:05:08,180 Or, you know, he's rubber and you're glue. 61 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:13,099 All yours. 62 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:16,500 I hope you cleaned your hair out of the drain. 63 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:18,580 I hope you cleaned your hair out of the drain. 64 00:05:19,260 --> 00:05:20,380 Shut up! 65 00:05:20,459 --> 00:05:21,500 Shut up! 66 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:23,380 Cut it out! 67 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:31,019 I've never wanted you more. 68 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:43,580 So what do you say, boys? Should I call him? 69 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:51,899 Well, you know what they say. 70 00:05:51,979 --> 00:05:53,659 Ask your slippers a question, 71 00:05:55,380 --> 00:05:57,060 you're going crazy. 72 00:06:02,099 --> 00:06:03,500 - Hello? - Hey! 73 00:06:04,219 --> 00:06:05,219 Hey! 74 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:07,700 Listen, I'm sorry I didn't make it over there today. 75 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:10,899 That's okay. You had a thing. 76 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,620 I hear the place looks great. 77 00:06:14,940 --> 00:06:17,260 Forget about it. I'm having a ball. 78 00:06:18,459 --> 00:06:21,580 - How's the apartment doing? - Hey, it's terrific. 79 00:06:21,659 --> 00:06:25,219 I mean, it's a regular space… fest. 80 00:06:27,940 --> 00:06:29,019 Well, great. 81 00:06:29,539 --> 00:06:32,779 Yeah, I just wanted to call and say hey. 82 00:06:35,099 --> 00:06:36,300 Well, okay then. 83 00:06:37,219 --> 00:06:38,620 Was that the oven timer? 84 00:06:39,219 --> 00:06:40,740 That's right, my friend! 85 00:06:41,140 --> 00:06:42,219 It's time for… 86 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:44,099 "Baywatch"! 87 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:50,300 Can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer? 88 00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:52,820 I still can't believe they promoted her to lieutenant! 89 00:06:54,219 --> 00:06:56,740 You're just saying that 'cause you're in love with Yasmine Bleeth. 90 00:06:56,820 --> 00:06:59,580 Well, how could anyone not be in love with Yasmine Bleeth? 91 00:07:01,019 --> 00:07:03,419 Hey! Hey! They're running! 92 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,500 See, this is the brilliance of the show! 93 00:07:07,459 --> 00:07:09,380 I say always keep them running. 94 00:07:11,099 --> 00:07:12,419 All the time, running. 95 00:07:13,019 --> 00:07:14,019 Run! 96 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:18,339 Run! Run, Yasmine! Run like the wind! 97 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,859 But I thought you wanted to live by yourself. 98 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:25,060 I did. I thought it'd be great. 99 00:07:25,580 --> 00:07:28,339 I figured I'd have, like, time alone with my thoughts 100 00:07:28,940 --> 00:07:31,859 but it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think. 101 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:36,459 Joey, why don't you talk to Chandler about moving back? 102 00:07:36,820 --> 00:07:38,260 You really think he'd take me? 103 00:07:38,339 --> 00:07:40,620 We had a pretty good talk last night 104 00:07:41,019 --> 00:07:43,019 but when I moved out, I hurt him bad. 105 00:07:43,339 --> 00:07:45,779 I promise you, he would definitely want you back. 106 00:07:45,859 --> 00:07:48,419 I'm telling you there's no way he's moving back. 107 00:07:49,180 --> 00:07:52,300 But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. 108 00:07:53,180 --> 00:07:56,459 I mean, it was like when we first started living together. 109 00:07:57,859 --> 00:08:00,099 Look, I know you don't want to hear this right now, 110 00:08:00,740 --> 00:08:03,940 but we've seen him in his new place and he's happy. 111 00:08:04,019 --> 00:08:06,539 He's decorated. 112 00:08:08,539 --> 00:08:11,339 Look, Chandler, he has moved on, okay? 113 00:08:11,419 --> 00:08:12,580 - You have to too. - But… 114 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:15,060 No, you're just gonna have to accept the fact 115 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:19,300 that you're just friends now, okay? You're not roommates anymore. 116 00:08:21,539 --> 00:08:23,779 Okay, Phoebe. Ready to try one? 117 00:08:23,859 --> 00:08:24,859 Okay. 118 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:29,859 Smelly cat, smelly cat, 119 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,979 What are they feeding you? 120 00:08:33,459 --> 00:08:36,820 - Smelly, smelly, smelly! - Smelly cat… 121 00:08:36,899 --> 00:08:38,219 Oh my God! 122 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:42,659 Who was that? 123 00:08:44,979 --> 00:08:47,620 They're your backup singers. Behind you, hon. 124 00:08:49,580 --> 00:08:51,300 I thought they were just watching me. 125 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,859 You know, like at an aquarium. 126 00:08:54,940 --> 00:08:56,180 Alrighty. 127 00:08:57,419 --> 00:08:58,779 - From the top. - Okay. 128 00:08:59,859 --> 00:09:05,780 Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you? 129 00:09:06,259 --> 00:09:09,420 Smelly, smelly, smelly, Really bad smelling smelly cat 130 00:09:09,499 --> 00:09:12,420 - It's not your fault. - Okay. Sorry. 131 00:09:12,499 --> 00:09:16,540 I'm just not getting that everyone gets 132 00:09:16,619 --> 00:09:18,780 how smelly this cat actually is. 133 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,900 I just think that maybe if we could talk about this 134 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:25,219 'cause I need to feel that you really care about the cat. 135 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,619 Honey, we can talk about this. 136 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:31,420 It's just that it's costing 100 dollars a minute to be in here. 137 00:09:31,499 --> 00:09:34,499 Okay. The cat stinks, but you love it. Let's go. 138 00:09:36,259 --> 00:09:39,420 No. There is no way he was a Velociraptor. 139 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:42,060 No, Tony. Look at the cranial ridge, okay? 140 00:09:42,139 --> 00:09:45,060 If Dino was a Velociraptor he would have eaten the Flintstones. 141 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,259 Yeah, yeah. 142 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:49,300 Were you taking a nap? 143 00:09:49,379 --> 00:09:50,700 I was. 144 00:09:51,219 --> 00:09:53,540 Tony, can you hold on? That's the other line. 145 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:57,379 Hello? Yes, she's here. But can she call you back? 146 00:09:58,379 --> 00:10:01,259 Okay, thanks. Call Joanna. Hi. 147 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:03,780 - Did she leave a number? - Did you see me write one down? 148 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:08,180 I don't have her number, buttmunch! 149 00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:12,379 Well, she'll call back. Don't be such a baby. 150 00:10:12,459 --> 00:10:14,060 I'm not a baby. You're the baby. 151 00:10:14,139 --> 00:10:16,859 - You want to get off my back? - You want to get out of my face? 152 00:10:16,940 --> 00:10:18,660 Hold on, Tony. 153 00:10:19,339 --> 00:10:20,420 Hello? 154 00:10:20,979 --> 00:10:22,020 Hi. 155 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:25,060 Yeah. No. She's right here. Hold on. 156 00:10:25,940 --> 00:10:29,820 Hi. Tony, can I call you back? That's my sister's boyfriend. 157 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:32,580 - Give me that. - Okay. 158 00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:36,300 Hi, sweetie. Listen, before I forget, 159 00:10:36,379 --> 00:10:38,180 did I leave my diaphragm at your place? 160 00:10:40,459 --> 00:10:41,619 Hi, mom. 161 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:04,979 So how's the palace? 162 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:09,060 It's funny you should mention that 'cause I was thinking… 163 00:11:09,739 --> 00:11:11,139 What's with the boxes? 164 00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:15,660 Actually, I have some news. 165 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,979 Chan, is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up 166 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:19,940 his moose hat or should I just toss it out? 167 00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:22,259 Well, why don't you ask him yourself? 168 00:11:22,339 --> 00:11:24,339 Joey, this is my new roommate, Eddie. 169 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:26,580 - Nice to meet you. - Likewise. 170 00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:31,420 I'll take that. That's what I came for. 171 00:11:32,739 --> 00:11:34,420 So this is new. 172 00:11:34,979 --> 00:11:37,259 - Where'd you two meet? - At the supermarket. 173 00:11:37,339 --> 00:11:38,820 In the ethnic food section. 174 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,379 I helped him pick out a chorizo. 175 00:11:44,139 --> 00:11:47,219 We got to talking, and he said he needed a place 176 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:48,859 and I had a spare room. 177 00:11:49,339 --> 00:11:50,780 Now, it's a spare room? 178 00:11:50,859 --> 00:11:52,859 Well, yeah, in that it's not being used 179 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:54,780 and I have it to spare. 180 00:11:57,619 --> 00:11:59,619 Well, I got what I came for. 181 00:12:02,940 --> 00:12:04,820 I'll see you guys. 182 00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:07,780 Hey, Joe? 183 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:10,259 When did you start using moose in your hair? 184 00:12:13,219 --> 00:12:14,580 Is this guy great or what? 185 00:12:15,499 --> 00:12:17,300 Yeah. Yeah, he is. 186 00:12:25,219 --> 00:12:27,099 I can't believe he has a new roommate. 187 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,540 - Who is this guy? - Eddie something. He just met him. 188 00:12:29,619 --> 00:12:32,259 It'll never last. He's just a rebound roommate. 189 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:38,300 Hey! Check it out! 190 00:12:38,619 --> 00:12:40,619 It's "Smelly Cat", the video! 191 00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:44,660 Now, I haven't seen it yet, 192 00:12:45,099 --> 00:12:49,820 so if you don't like it… So what? None of you ever made a video. 193 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:54,660 Okay. 194 00:12:57,739 --> 00:13:01,139 Get out of here, cat! You stink! 195 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:10,219 - Smokin'! - Phoebe! 196 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,339 - Look at me! - Gorgeous. 197 00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:17,420 Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you? 198 00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:24,780 Smelly cat, smelly cat, It's not your fault. 199 00:13:28,139 --> 00:13:30,540 Smelly, smelly, smelly really bad smelling smelly cat 200 00:13:30,619 --> 00:13:32,900 It's not your fault. 201 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,339 Smelly cat, smelly cat… 202 00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:37,300 - Oh my God. - I know. 203 00:13:37,619 --> 00:13:38,940 I sound amazing. 204 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,180 They won't take you to the vet, 205 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,700 You're obviously not their favorite pet. 206 00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:53,420 Smelly cat, smelly cat, It's not your fault. 207 00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:55,219 Oh, no! 208 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,580 I've never heard myself sing before. 209 00:13:57,660 --> 00:13:59,300 I mean, except in my own head. 210 00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:03,180 This is so cool. Now, I can hear what you hear. 211 00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:07,060 Pretty different, huh? 212 00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:10,859 I am sorry, but I am incredibly talented. 213 00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:18,259 Smelly cat, smelly cat, It's not your fault. 214 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,739 Hey, Joey. What's going on, man? 215 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:31,859 - Eddie. - Morning. 216 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:33,060 Morning. 217 00:14:33,499 --> 00:14:35,979 I just came by to pick up my mail. 218 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:39,739 - Where's the mail? - It's over there on the table. 219 00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:42,780 You don't keep it over here on this table anymore? 220 00:14:42,859 --> 00:14:44,820 No. Eddie likes to keep it over there. 221 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,540 Alright, here you go, my friend. Eggs a la Eddie? 222 00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:58,139 That's great. 223 00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:01,859 What? 224 00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:04,139 No. I just thought you liked your eggs 225 00:15:04,219 --> 00:15:06,300 with the bread with the hole in the middle, a la me. 226 00:15:07,499 --> 00:15:09,940 Well, I do, but Eddie makes them this way. 227 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:11,339 Well, they're pretty darn good. 228 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:14,219 Well, you guys, I'm out of here. 229 00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:17,300 - See ya, pals. - See ya. 230 00:15:20,979 --> 00:15:22,660 So how you two getting along? 231 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,379 I couldn't be happier. 232 00:15:24,459 --> 00:15:26,859 Great. Well, I'm happy for you. 233 00:15:30,859 --> 00:15:32,339 Alright, that's it! 234 00:15:33,219 --> 00:15:36,339 He just comes in here, Mr. Johnny New Eggs 235 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:39,780 with his moving the mail, 236 00:15:39,859 --> 00:15:41,979 and his "see ya, pals". 237 00:15:45,219 --> 00:15:46,700 And now, there's no juice 238 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,540 for the people who need the juice and want the juice! 239 00:15:49,619 --> 00:15:50,700 I need the juice! 240 00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:54,139 There's another carton right over there. 241 00:15:55,499 --> 00:15:58,060 Hey! This isn't about juice anymore, alright, man? 242 00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:00,780 Alright. So what's it about? 243 00:16:01,099 --> 00:16:02,300 Eggs. 244 00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:04,900 Whose eggs do you like better? His or mine? 245 00:16:05,859 --> 00:16:08,379 - Well, I like both eggs equally. - Come on! 246 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:11,180 Nobody likes two different kinds of eggs equally. 247 00:16:11,259 --> 00:16:13,379 You like one better than the other. I wanna know which! 248 00:16:13,459 --> 00:16:16,420 What's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore, are they? 249 00:16:17,379 --> 00:16:19,099 You took your eggs and you left! 250 00:16:20,139 --> 00:16:22,339 Did you really expect me to never find new eggs? 251 00:16:24,979 --> 00:16:26,739 I wanna watch "Entertainment Tonight"! 252 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,580 Tough noogies, we're watching "Predators of the Serengeti". 253 00:16:30,619 --> 00:16:33,099 - Would you guys stop? - It's my TV! 254 00:16:34,139 --> 00:16:35,540 - Quit it. - Bite me! 255 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:38,540 - My God! - Monica keeps changing the channel. 256 00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:41,300 That's great. Why don't you tell mommy on me? 257 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:45,379 Now, I'm mommy in this little play? 258 00:16:45,459 --> 00:16:47,940 Alright, look, I refuse to get sucked 259 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:51,060 into this, like, weird little Geller dimension thing, okay? 260 00:16:51,139 --> 00:16:53,940 So I'm gonna go and take a nice, long hot bubble bath 261 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,820 because you kids are driving me crazy! 262 00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:00,900 What are we gonna do about this? 263 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,060 I guess we could tape "Entertainment Tonight". 264 00:17:03,139 --> 00:17:06,020 Not that! This! Us! 265 00:17:06,339 --> 00:17:08,099 My God, Ross, you're… 266 00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:11,259 Ever since you've been here, you're driving me… Nightmare! 267 00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:13,739 Mon, you've gone ultrasonic again, alright? 268 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:19,379 I just can't stand you being here all the time. 269 00:17:19,459 --> 00:17:21,780 Why? Why can't you stand me being here? 270 00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:23,820 We're just having fun. 271 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:26,739 Fun? Fun, you think this is fun? 272 00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:28,339 Yeah, come on. 273 00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:31,540 I thought we were just fooling around like when we were kids. 274 00:17:31,619 --> 00:17:33,259 Ross, I hated you when we were kids. 275 00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:38,220 - You hated me when we were kids? - Yes, I hated you. 276 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:41,139 I loved you in a you're-my-brother so-I-have-to kinda way, 277 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:43,060 but, basically, yeah, I hated your guts! 278 00:17:44,619 --> 00:17:48,099 - Why did you hate me? - Because you were mean to me. 279 00:17:48,179 --> 00:17:49,820 And you teased me 280 00:17:49,899 --> 00:17:52,300 and you always, always got your way. 281 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,460 And that wasn't fun for you? 282 00:17:59,659 --> 00:18:01,179 I can't believe you hated me. 283 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,339 But now I love you. 284 00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:08,820 And not just 'cause I have to. 285 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,260 - Really? - Yeah. 286 00:18:12,899 --> 00:18:15,220 You're just gonna have to stop pissing me off. 287 00:18:20,179 --> 00:18:21,500 I can do that. 288 00:18:22,099 --> 00:18:24,099 Then, I won't have to kill you. 289 00:18:27,179 --> 00:18:30,300 So you wanna watch "Entertainment Tonight"? 290 00:18:30,699 --> 00:18:31,699 Thanks. 291 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:35,139 America's premiere sports magazine moves to primetime… 292 00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:36,619 - You know what? - What? 293 00:18:37,939 --> 00:18:40,659 If you really wanna watch that Serengeti thing, we can. 294 00:18:41,659 --> 00:18:42,780 Okay. 295 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,540 - Hey. - Hey. 296 00:18:50,619 --> 00:18:52,699 Listen, you are not going to believe this 297 00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:56,419 but that is not me singing on the video. 298 00:18:57,379 --> 00:18:58,540 No! 299 00:18:59,659 --> 00:19:02,060 - Yes! - Well, how did you find out? 300 00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:05,300 Well, okay, the record company sent over this piece of paper 301 00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:08,179 for me to sign saying that it's okay for someone else to sing for me. 302 00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:09,740 That was my first clue. 303 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,540 So what are you gonna do? 304 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,980 Well, I can't work with people who would do this. 305 00:19:15,339 --> 00:19:17,859 - Sure. - I mean, this poor woman. 306 00:19:19,139 --> 00:19:20,899 - What woman? - The voice woman. 307 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:24,379 She has a great voice, but she doesn't have a video. 308 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:27,179 Okay, Pheebs, but what about you? 309 00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:29,619 Well, I have a video. You have to pay attention. 310 00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:35,220 This voice woman, she's so talented, 311 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,699 but according to the producer people, 312 00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:40,740 they said she doesn't have the right look or something. 313 00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:43,859 She's like one of those animals at the pound 314 00:19:43,939 --> 00:19:46,220 who nobody wants 'cause they're not pretty enough, 315 00:19:47,379 --> 00:19:50,460 like some old dog who's just kind of stinky and… 316 00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:52,300 Oh my God. She's smelly cat. 317 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,740 That song has so many levels. 318 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,060 Hey, Eddie, want to play some foosball? 319 00:20:03,659 --> 00:20:06,220 No, thanks, man. I'm not really into sports. 320 00:20:11,659 --> 00:20:13,179 Yeah, okay, alright. 321 00:20:15,099 --> 00:20:17,300 Doesn't matter. Time for "Baywatch". 322 00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:18,460 What? 323 00:20:19,699 --> 00:20:21,139 You like that show? 324 00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:24,740 You don't like that show? 325 00:20:26,419 --> 00:20:29,699 No, man. It's just a bunch of pretty people running around on the beach. 326 00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:31,820 Well, that's the brilliance of it. 327 00:20:34,339 --> 00:20:35,659 The pretty people 328 00:20:37,419 --> 00:20:38,699 and the running. 329 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:43,339 You know, I'm gonna go read in my room for a little while. 330 00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:45,740 Okay, man. 331 00:21:39,619 --> 00:21:44,699 Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you? 332 00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:45,780 Everybody! 333 00:21:45,859 --> 00:21:48,460 Smelly cat, smelly cat, 334 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,820 It's not your fault. 335 00:21:50,899 --> 00:21:53,740 - Monica! - They won't take you to the vet. 336 00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:55,099 Chandler! 337 00:21:57,699 --> 00:21:59,939 You're obviously not their favorite pet. 338 00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:03,099 - Joey! - You may not be a bed of roses. 339 00:22:03,179 --> 00:22:04,220 Rachel! 340 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,820 You're no friend to those with noses. 341 00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:11,220 Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. Back to the chorus!