1 00:00:35,740 --> 00:00:37,980 - Drake. - I'm sorry, Amber. 2 00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:40,659 It's just like Brad to have to have the last word. 3 00:00:41,739 --> 00:00:43,539 I'm sorry I'm late. What happened? 4 00:00:43,619 --> 00:00:44,900 We just wanna see the end. 5 00:00:44,980 --> 00:00:47,180 - I want you, Drake. - I know you do. 6 00:00:47,820 --> 00:00:49,980 But you and I can never be together that way. 7 00:00:50,419 --> 00:00:51,419 What? 8 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:53,539 There's something I never told you, Amber. 9 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:56,180 I'm actually your half-brother. 10 00:00:56,579 --> 00:00:58,020 What? 11 00:01:01,579 --> 00:01:02,699 So what happens next? 12 00:01:02,780 --> 00:01:06,179 Well, I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins. 13 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:08,620 Then, Amber and I go to Venezuela 14 00:01:08,699 --> 00:01:10,860 to meet our other half-brother, Ramon. 15 00:01:12,059 --> 00:01:14,620 And that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. 16 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:16,980 It's really big, but it's cursed. 17 00:01:18,139 --> 00:01:20,980 - That's so cool. - God, that is good TV. 18 00:02:08,140 --> 00:02:10,220 - Pheebs, play with me. - No. 19 00:02:11,060 --> 00:02:12,539 This game is grotesque. 20 00:02:12,619 --> 00:02:15,500 Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar? 21 00:02:16,420 --> 00:02:18,539 Forced to play soccer forever? 22 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,700 Hello? Human rights violation. 23 00:02:22,819 --> 00:02:24,379 Pheebs, don't feel so bad for them. 24 00:02:24,459 --> 00:02:27,060 After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women 25 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:28,739 and everybody has a pretty good time. 26 00:02:30,459 --> 00:02:32,220 Why don't you play with your roommate? 27 00:02:32,739 --> 00:02:35,660 He's not a big fan of foosball. 28 00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:38,780 Are we not getting along with the new boy? 29 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:42,939 No, he's alright. He spends most of his time in his room. 30 00:02:43,020 --> 00:02:45,619 Maybe that's because you haven't taken the time to get to know him. 31 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:48,580 - Let's remedy that, shall we? - We don't need to remedy that. 32 00:02:48,659 --> 00:02:49,820 Yeah, it'll be fun. 33 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:54,700 - What was that? - Hi! 34 00:02:55,420 --> 00:02:58,020 I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers 35 00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:59,580 and got to know each other. 36 00:02:59,659 --> 00:03:02,100 - Alright. That sounds alright. - Good! Okay. 37 00:03:02,499 --> 00:03:06,140 Oh, no, I have to go because I'm late for my… 38 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,899 …green eggs and ham discussion group. 39 00:03:10,459 --> 00:03:12,820 Tonight it's why he would not eat them on a train. 40 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:16,499 - Have fun. Bye. - That was so lame. 41 00:03:16,580 --> 00:03:17,580 I know, yeah. 42 00:03:18,580 --> 00:03:20,059 Okay, talk to him. 43 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:28,020 So, you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets or… 44 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:33,420 That's good. So who broke up with who? 45 00:03:33,499 --> 00:03:35,219 What are you, kidding? I broke up with her. 46 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:38,420 She actually thought that Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia. 47 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:44,260 That's good. When everybody knows that the capital of Cambodia is… 48 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:47,260 - Well, it's not Sean Penn. - Not Sean Penn. 49 00:03:47,619 --> 00:03:49,860 Alright, I got a funny one. Alright? 50 00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:52,939 My last girlfriend, Tilly, okay? We're eating breakfast, right. 51 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:55,140 I made all these pancakes. There was like 50 pancakes. 52 00:03:55,219 --> 00:03:57,580 And all of a sudden, she turns to me and she says: 53 00:03:57,659 --> 00:03:59,939 "Eddie? I don't wanna see you anymore." 54 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:03,100 And it was literally like she had reached into my chest 55 00:04:03,459 --> 00:04:06,980 ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life. 56 00:04:07,779 --> 00:04:09,540 Now there's like this incredible abyss 57 00:04:09,619 --> 00:04:11,739 and I'm falling and I keep falling 58 00:04:11,820 --> 00:04:13,499 and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. 59 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:20,619 That wasn't such a funny story, was it? 60 00:04:25,659 --> 00:04:28,140 And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can 61 00:04:28,219 --> 00:04:31,179 And the rest of the rats played maracas. 62 00:04:33,219 --> 00:04:34,820 That's it. Thanks. Goodnight. 63 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:38,939 Phoebe's got another job, right? 64 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:42,619 - Great set tonight, Pheebs. - I know. 65 00:04:44,339 --> 00:04:45,860 We should probably get going. 66 00:04:46,339 --> 00:04:48,820 We should go too. I've got patients at 8:00 in the morning. 67 00:04:48,899 --> 00:04:51,620 I was thinking, you know, how we always stay at your apartment? 68 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,820 I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place. 69 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:56,459 I don't know. I don't have my jammies. 70 00:04:57,779 --> 00:04:59,580 Well, maybe you don't need them. 71 00:04:59,659 --> 00:05:02,060 My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen. 72 00:05:03,899 --> 00:05:05,140 Shut up. I'm happy. 73 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,659 This is so nice. Alright, I have to make a speech. 74 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:13,180 I just want to say that of all the guys that Monica's been with, 75 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:14,580 and that is a lot, 76 00:05:16,820 --> 00:05:18,419 I like you the best. 77 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:22,020 Thank you, Pheebs. That's very sweet. 78 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:25,099 Did you hear that? She likes me best. 79 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,700 And apparently there have been a lot. 80 00:05:29,020 --> 00:05:31,859 Not a lot. Phoebe's kidding. 81 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,180 Phoebe's crazy. 82 00:05:34,380 --> 00:05:35,700 Phoebe's dead. 83 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:42,979 - Hi! - Hi! 84 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:44,539 I'm looking for Eddie Menuek. 85 00:05:45,459 --> 00:05:48,580 He's not here right now. I'm Chandler. Can I take a message? 86 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:51,219 - Or a fish tank? - Thanks. 87 00:05:52,020 --> 00:05:53,140 Come on in. 88 00:05:53,779 --> 00:05:54,940 I'm Tilly. 89 00:06:00,859 --> 00:06:03,659 I gather by that "oh" that he told you about me. 90 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:07,260 Yeah, your name came up in a conversation 91 00:06:07,339 --> 00:06:09,180 that terrified me to my very soul. 92 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:12,820 He's kind of intense, huh? 93 00:06:12,899 --> 00:06:15,539 Yes! Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little… 94 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:17,859 - A little what? - Bit country? 95 00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:23,140 Come on in here, you roomie. 96 00:06:23,779 --> 00:06:24,779 Hello, Tilly. 97 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:27,620 Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank. 98 00:06:28,099 --> 00:06:29,380 That was very thoughtful of you. 99 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:31,260 It's very thoughtful. 100 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:38,339 Well, okay then. I'm gonna go. 101 00:06:39,419 --> 00:06:41,099 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 102 00:06:43,979 --> 00:06:45,260 So we getting a fish? 103 00:06:45,779 --> 00:06:47,339 You had sex with her, didn't you? 104 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:52,459 Pheebs, check it out! 105 00:06:53,419 --> 00:06:56,940 "Soap Opera Digest"! That's one of my favorite digests. 106 00:06:58,140 --> 00:07:00,859 - Page 42! - Okay, okay. 107 00:07:02,539 --> 00:07:05,620 "New doc on the block, Days of our lives, Joey Tribbiani." 108 00:07:06,419 --> 00:07:09,299 - Cool picture. - Yeah. I look good. 109 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:15,060 Hey, is this true? That you write a lot of your own lines? 110 00:07:15,580 --> 00:07:17,180 Well, kind of, yeah. 111 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:21,219 Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? 112 00:07:21,299 --> 00:07:22,779 The line in the script was 113 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:26,260 "if we don't get this woman to a hospital she's going to die". 114 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:29,820 But I made it "if this woman doesn't get to a hospital" 115 00:07:29,899 --> 00:07:31,500 "she's not gonna live." 116 00:07:33,659 --> 00:07:35,620 Okay. I see what you did there. 117 00:07:38,940 --> 00:07:41,219 Aren't you afraid that the writers are gonna be kind of mad 118 00:07:41,299 --> 00:07:42,459 when they read this? 119 00:07:44,419 --> 00:07:48,180 I never thought about the writers. The scripts come to my house. 120 00:07:51,419 --> 00:07:52,500 But you know what? 121 00:07:53,020 --> 00:07:56,459 This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, 122 00:07:56,539 --> 00:07:58,099 which makes the writers look good. 123 00:07:58,180 --> 00:07:59,740 So how could they be mad about that? 124 00:08:01,419 --> 00:08:04,700 "Makes up most of his own lines." Son of a… 125 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:09,020 Well, write this, jerkweed. 126 00:08:09,539 --> 00:08:11,060 I fall down an elevator shaft? 127 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:14,260 What the hell does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft? 128 00:08:14,779 --> 00:08:17,140 I don't know. I just bring the scripts. 129 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:22,539 They can't kill me. I'm Francesca's long lost son. 130 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:24,060 Right. 131 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:29,299 - Could you sign this? - No. No way. I'm not signing that. 132 00:08:29,779 --> 00:08:32,219 I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show. 133 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,620 How can they do this to me? 134 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:40,700 Alright, I'm just gonna go. 135 00:08:42,099 --> 00:08:43,219 Sorry. 136 00:08:49,099 --> 00:08:50,779 Well, it wasn't that many guys. 137 00:08:51,180 --> 00:08:53,620 If you consider how many guys there actually are, 138 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,060 it's a very small percentage. 139 00:08:56,940 --> 00:08:59,580 It's not that big a deal. I was just curious. 140 00:08:59,659 --> 00:09:01,380 - Goodnight. - Goodnight, Richard. 141 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:03,020 Good luck, Mon. 142 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:05,339 Alright, before I tell you, 143 00:09:06,059 --> 00:09:08,380 why don't you tell me how many women you've been with? 144 00:09:09,899 --> 00:09:12,860 - Two. - Two? 145 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:17,460 How is that possible? I mean, have you seen you? 146 00:09:19,579 --> 00:09:21,539 Well, I mean, what can I say? 147 00:09:21,899 --> 00:09:24,059 I was married to Barbara for 30 years. 148 00:09:24,140 --> 00:09:25,819 She was my high school sweetheart. 149 00:09:26,179 --> 00:09:27,939 Now you. That's two. 150 00:09:28,779 --> 00:09:29,819 Two it is. 151 00:09:31,140 --> 00:09:33,579 Okay, time for bed. I'm gonna go brush my teeth. 152 00:09:34,460 --> 00:09:35,699 No, wait a minute now. 153 00:09:36,179 --> 00:09:37,500 Come on, it's your turn. 154 00:09:38,260 --> 00:09:39,380 Come on. 155 00:09:41,020 --> 00:09:43,380 You know, I don't need the actual number, 156 00:09:43,460 --> 00:09:44,980 just a ballpark. 157 00:09:45,860 --> 00:09:48,980 Okay, it is definitely less than a ballpark. 158 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,939 I am so glad I'm not Monica right now. 159 00:09:56,020 --> 00:09:57,140 Tell me about it. 160 00:09:57,740 --> 00:09:59,539 So what's your magic number? 161 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:06,460 Come on, you know everyone I've been with. All both of them. 162 00:10:07,699 --> 00:10:10,020 Well, there's you. 163 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,059 Better not be doing these in order. 164 00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:17,299 Okay, Billy Dreskin. Pete Carney. 165 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:19,179 Barry. 166 00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:23,539 - And Paolo. - Yes, the weenie from Torrini. 167 00:10:26,179 --> 00:10:29,179 Honey, are you jealous of Paolo? 168 00:10:30,419 --> 00:10:33,419 Come on. I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him. 169 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,179 - Really? - Please. 170 00:10:35,659 --> 00:10:38,220 That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. 171 00:10:38,860 --> 00:10:42,819 It was just meaningless animal sex. 172 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:49,980 Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head. 173 00:10:51,939 --> 00:10:53,899 Eddie, I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend. 174 00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:57,220 Interesting. That's exactly what someone who slept with her would say. 175 00:10:57,620 --> 00:11:00,699 This is nuts. This is crazy. She came over for two minutes, 176 00:11:00,779 --> 00:11:03,220 dropped off the fish tank and left, end of story. 177 00:11:03,299 --> 00:11:04,299 Where's Buddy? 178 00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:07,020 - Buddy? - My fish, Buddy. 179 00:11:08,260 --> 00:11:10,179 There was no fish when she dropped it off. 180 00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:12,779 This is unbelievable. 181 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:15,220 I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend, 182 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,100 then you insult my intelligence by lying about it 183 00:11:17,179 --> 00:11:19,220 and then you kill my fish, my Buddy? 184 00:11:19,299 --> 00:11:22,260 I didn't kill your fish. Look, Eddie… 185 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,220 Would you look at what I'm doing here? 186 00:11:28,659 --> 00:11:30,340 Now, that can't be smart. 187 00:11:33,539 --> 00:11:36,179 So we're just gonna take this guy right off you. 188 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,539 And put him here in Mr. Pocket. 189 00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:42,179 Tangelo? 190 00:11:51,539 --> 00:11:52,539 That's it? 191 00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:54,899 That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me? 192 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,659 - Well, yeah. - Well, that's not bad at all. 193 00:11:57,740 --> 00:12:00,140 I mean, you had me thinking it was like a fleet. 194 00:12:02,059 --> 00:12:04,740 - Are you really okay with it? - Honey, I'm fine. 195 00:12:05,539 --> 00:12:06,539 Yay. 196 00:12:09,299 --> 00:12:10,699 Okay, about that two. 197 00:12:11,539 --> 00:12:15,579 What? Alright. What about my two? 198 00:12:15,899 --> 00:12:18,579 Well, that just seems like a really small number. 199 00:12:18,659 --> 00:12:20,740 Right. And? 200 00:12:20,819 --> 00:12:24,500 And well, don't you have a lot of wild oats to sow? 201 00:12:25,899 --> 00:12:29,100 Or is that what you're doing with me? My God! Am I an oat? 202 00:12:30,779 --> 00:12:32,460 Honey, you are not an oat. 203 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:36,419 I mean, I don't know. I guess I'm just not an oat guy. 204 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:39,059 I've only slept with women I've been in love with. 205 00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:40,939 But you've only slept with two people. 206 00:12:45,539 --> 00:12:46,579 Right. 207 00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:55,779 You know I love you too, right? 208 00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:58,100 Now, I do. 209 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,220 Ross! 210 00:13:04,299 --> 00:13:06,220 Ross, please listen to me. Ross! 211 00:13:06,299 --> 00:13:09,699 You are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. 212 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:13,140 I mean, you care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh. 213 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:15,740 Hey, if I make you laugh here's an idea, 214 00:13:15,819 --> 00:13:18,020 why don't you invite Paolo over to have a little romp in the sack 215 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:20,500 and I'll just stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes? 216 00:13:20,819 --> 00:13:22,819 Stop! God! 217 00:13:22,899 --> 00:13:25,819 Ross, what you and I have is special. 218 00:13:25,899 --> 00:13:28,659 - All Paolo and I ever had was… - Animal sex? 219 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:36,220 You're saying that there's nothing between us animal at all? 220 00:13:36,299 --> 00:13:39,579 I mean, there's not even, like, little animal? 221 00:13:39,659 --> 00:13:43,340 Not even, like, chipmunk sex? 222 00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:50,140 Okay, Ross. Try to hear me, okay? 223 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:53,140 I'm not gonna lie to you, okay? 224 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:54,980 - It was good with Paolo. - Knock, knock. 225 00:13:55,059 --> 00:14:01,539 But what you and I have is so much better, okay? 226 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:04,179 We have tenderness. We have intimacy. 227 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,860 We connect. You know, I swear. 228 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:11,699 This is the best I have ever had. 229 00:14:13,539 --> 00:14:14,620 Until now. 230 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,860 - Hi. - Hi. 231 00:14:22,699 --> 00:14:24,380 Richard just told me he loved me. 232 00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:25,659 - Oh my God! - I know. 233 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,779 - Honey, that's great! - I know. 234 00:14:28,579 --> 00:14:31,179 - I just can't find… - They're in the top drawer. Hurry. 235 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,260 - You need one too? - Hell, yeah. 236 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:36,539 I found them! 237 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:42,220 There's only one. 238 00:14:42,539 --> 00:14:44,740 - Monica? - Hi. 239 00:14:45,179 --> 00:14:48,260 Will be right there. We're trying to decide something. 240 00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:53,500 Rachel? 241 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,260 - Hey. - Hey. 242 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:08,860 - They're trying to decide something. - Good, good. 243 00:15:15,659 --> 00:15:17,100 So, is… 244 00:15:17,179 --> 00:15:19,899 Was your mustache… Did it used to be different? 245 00:15:21,899 --> 00:15:23,059 No. 246 00:15:26,419 --> 00:15:28,699 How do you, you know, keep it so neat? 247 00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:32,539 I have a little comb. 248 00:15:36,699 --> 00:15:38,579 - What do you call that? - A mustache comb. 249 00:15:38,659 --> 00:15:39,980 Interesting. 250 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:44,699 Okay, I will do your laundry for one month. 251 00:15:45,419 --> 00:15:46,419 No! 252 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,980 Okay, okay! I will… 253 00:15:49,059 --> 00:15:52,020 I will clean the apartment for two months. 254 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,179 I'll tell you what, I'll give this to you now 255 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:56,260 if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan. 256 00:16:05,419 --> 00:16:07,059 So were you in 'Nam? 257 00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:13,059 - Rock, paper, scissors? - Got ya. 258 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,539 One, two, three. 259 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,539 Yes! 260 00:16:18,899 --> 00:16:21,699 - Fine. Go have sex. - Thank you. 261 00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:26,020 No! You have got it completely wrong. 262 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,620 John Savage was deer hunter, no legs. 263 00:16:28,699 --> 00:16:31,059 Jon Voight was coming home, couldn't feel his legs. 264 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:34,899 No way. You've got it totally the other way around, my friend. 265 00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:36,299 - Jon Voight… - Honey. 266 00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:37,699 What? 267 00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:47,860 - Shall we? - It's not gonna happen. 268 00:16:48,419 --> 00:16:50,860 They're doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow. 269 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,779 In the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand. 270 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,659 So when I woke up this morning, 271 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:05,340 he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes. 272 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,939 Why? 273 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:11,539 Because he thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish. 274 00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:13,140 Why would you kill his fish? 275 00:17:16,539 --> 00:17:19,340 Because sometimes, Phoebe, after you sleep with someone, 276 00:17:19,419 --> 00:17:21,179 you have to kill a fish. 277 00:17:23,579 --> 00:17:26,020 Chandler, honey, I'm sorry. 278 00:17:26,539 --> 00:17:28,779 Can we watch Joey's show now, please? 279 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:30,539 - Yeah. - He's not here yet. 280 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,899 So? He's on the show. He knows what happens. 281 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,899 I'm fine about my problem now, by the way. 282 00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:37,020 Good. 283 00:17:39,619 --> 00:17:40,779 Amber. 284 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,859 I want you to know that I'll always be there for you. 285 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,900 As a friend and as your brother. 286 00:17:46,539 --> 00:17:48,020 Drake… 287 00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:50,059 What a day? 288 00:17:50,139 --> 00:17:52,339 First, the medical award, now this. 289 00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:54,420 Yeah, some guys are just lucky, I guess. 290 00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:59,539 Dr. Ramoray, report to first floor emergency, stat. 291 00:18:01,579 --> 00:18:05,900 Well, then, I guess that's me. 292 00:18:07,819 --> 00:18:11,260 Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton? Dr. Wong? 293 00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:13,619 No, no. They only said you. 294 00:18:16,339 --> 00:18:17,819 Well, okay. 295 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:20,420 - Alright. - I love you, Drake. 296 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,779 Yeah, whatever. 297 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:23,940 Oh no! 298 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,859 Drake! Look out! 299 00:18:29,779 --> 00:18:31,619 - Did they just kill off Joey? - No! 300 00:18:34,299 --> 00:18:35,619 Now maybe. 301 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,980 - Come on! Open up! - Joey! 302 00:18:39,059 --> 00:18:40,500 We want to talk to you. 303 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,139 I don't feel like talking. 304 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,900 Come on, Joey. We care about you. 305 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:47,379 - We're worried about you. - And some of us really have to pee. 306 00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:53,779 - Sorry, Joey. - Hey. 307 00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:57,700 Listen, sorry about your death. 308 00:18:57,779 --> 00:18:59,420 - That really sucks. - Yeah. 309 00:18:59,819 --> 00:19:03,099 - We came over as soon as we saw. - How could you not tell us? 310 00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:06,460 I don't know. I was kind of hoping no one would ever find out. 311 00:19:08,099 --> 00:19:10,819 Well, maybe they could find a way to bring you back. 312 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,779 Nah. They said that when they found my body, 313 00:19:13,859 --> 00:19:15,900 my brain was so smashed in 314 00:19:16,299 --> 00:19:19,059 that the only doctor who could have saved me was me. 315 00:19:21,579 --> 00:19:24,099 Supposed to be some kind of irony or something. 316 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,299 Joey, you're gonna be fine. 317 00:19:27,379 --> 00:19:30,660 You don't need that show. It was just a dumb soap opera. 318 00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:34,139 Phoebe, this was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. 319 00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:36,379 Yes. I was going to incorporate that. 320 00:19:38,099 --> 00:19:40,779 Good. Here's Monica. She'll have something nice to say. 321 00:19:43,059 --> 00:19:44,779 I straightened out your shower curtain 322 00:19:44,859 --> 00:19:46,220 so you won't get mildew. 323 00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:48,660 What? To me, that's nice. 324 00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:52,539 It's gonna be okay. You know that. 325 00:19:52,619 --> 00:19:53,819 No, I don't. 326 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:58,779 It's like you work your whole life for something 327 00:19:58,859 --> 00:20:01,099 and you think that when you get it 328 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:03,500 it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be, 329 00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:07,139 but this so was. You know, it changed everything. 330 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:10,299 Like, the other day I got this credit card application 331 00:20:10,619 --> 00:20:12,779 and I was pre-approved. 332 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,859 I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life. 333 00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:20,020 I'm sorry, man. 334 00:20:20,859 --> 00:20:23,420 Joey, honey, I don't know if this will mean anything to you, 335 00:20:23,819 --> 00:20:26,139 but you'll always be pre-approved with us. 336 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,460 No, that means nothing to me. 337 00:20:36,059 --> 00:20:38,339 Pecan sandie? Just made them. 338 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:40,740 Yeah, alright. 339 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,900 What are these, raisins? 340 00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:46,220 Sure. Why not? 341 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,180 Listen, Eddie. 342 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:58,420 I've been thinking about our current living situation and… 343 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,220 Why are you smiling? 344 00:21:00,299 --> 00:21:03,260 I got a little surprise. Look, I got us a new fishy. 345 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:07,539 I named him Chandler, you know, after you. 346 00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:18,619 Well, that's not even a real fish. 347 00:21:20,619 --> 00:21:22,579 No, that's a goldfish cracker. 348 00:21:24,779 --> 00:21:26,099 So what's your point, man? 349 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,099 Okay, goodnight, 350 00:21:33,099 --> 00:21:34,619 you big freak of nature. 351 00:21:57,059 --> 00:21:58,579 - Hey! - Hey! 352 00:21:58,660 --> 00:21:59,660 Hey! 353 00:22:01,139 --> 00:22:02,740 - Brisk tonight. - Man… 354 00:22:04,299 --> 00:22:06,180 - Let's never speak of this. - You got it.