1 00:00:36,860 --> 00:00:37,860 Hey, Eddie. 2 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:41,659 - What are you doing here? - Nothing, roomie. 3 00:00:41,739 --> 00:00:43,139 Just watching you sleep. 4 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:47,579 - Why? - It makes me feel peaceful. 5 00:00:48,259 --> 00:00:49,259 Please. 6 00:00:49,779 --> 00:00:52,380 - I can't sleep now. - You want me to sing? 7 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:55,660 No, look, that's it. 8 00:00:55,739 --> 00:00:58,459 It's over. I want you out. I want you out of the apartment now. 9 00:00:58,540 --> 00:01:00,540 What are you talking about, man? 10 00:01:00,619 --> 00:01:04,459 Hannibal Lecter, better roommate than you. 11 00:01:04,859 --> 00:01:07,179 No. See, now I don't think you're being fair. 12 00:01:07,260 --> 00:01:09,300 One night you see me and you get scared. 13 00:01:09,380 --> 00:01:12,340 What about all the other nights when you don't see me? 14 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:15,700 What about last night when you went and got a drink of water 15 00:01:15,779 --> 00:01:17,980 and I was nice enough to hide behind the door? 16 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:21,220 - I didn't realize that. - Yeah. 17 00:01:22,539 --> 00:01:24,340 - Get out now! - Okay. 18 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:27,099 - You really want me out? - Yes, please. 19 00:01:27,179 --> 00:01:30,380 Okay, then I wanna hear you say you want me out. 20 00:01:30,459 --> 00:01:32,139 - I want you out. - No. 21 00:01:32,220 --> 00:01:33,979 I wanna hear it from your lips. 22 00:01:34,899 --> 00:01:36,500 Where did you hear it from before? 23 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:39,060 Alright! You know what, pal, I understand. 24 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:42,220 Consider me gone. I'll be out by the time you get home from work. 25 00:01:45,140 --> 00:01:46,380 I heard that. 26 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:37,979 - Thanks. - Hey. 27 00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:40,099 Hey. Well, look at you. 28 00:02:40,579 --> 00:02:42,979 Finally got that time machine working, huh? 29 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:46,460 Seriously, you like it? This guy was selling them on 8th Avenue 30 00:02:46,539 --> 00:02:48,979 and I looked at them and I thought: "You know what I don't have?" 31 00:02:49,060 --> 00:02:50,220 A mirror? 32 00:02:51,579 --> 00:02:53,900 Fine. Make fun. I think it's jaunty. 33 00:02:56,019 --> 00:02:57,620 For a guy who's recently lost his job, 34 00:02:57,699 --> 00:02:58,900 you're in an awfully good mood. 35 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:02,340 I'll be alright. It's not like I'm starting from square one. 36 00:03:02,419 --> 00:03:05,259 I was Dr. Drake Ramoray on "Days of Our Lives". 37 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,780 That's got to have some kind of cache. 38 00:03:09,819 --> 00:03:11,539 Cache? Jaunty? 39 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,220 Chandler gave me word-of-the-day toilet paper. 40 00:03:16,180 --> 00:03:17,740 I'm gonna get some coffee. 41 00:03:19,139 --> 00:03:20,340 - Hey. - Hey. 42 00:03:20,979 --> 00:03:22,740 So? Did you read the book? 43 00:03:22,819 --> 00:03:24,940 My God. It was incredible. 44 00:03:25,019 --> 00:03:26,660 Didn't it like totally speak to you? 45 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:30,299 - What book is this? - Rachel, you have to read this book. 46 00:03:30,380 --> 00:03:32,979 It's called "Be Your Own Wind-Keeper". 47 00:03:33,299 --> 00:03:35,500 It's about how women need to become more empowered. 48 00:03:35,579 --> 00:03:37,740 Yeah, but there's wind. 49 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:42,340 And the wind can make us goddesses. 50 00:03:42,419 --> 00:03:45,220 Do you know who takes our wind? Men. They just take it. 51 00:03:47,740 --> 00:03:49,419 Men just take our wind? 52 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:53,180 Yeah. All the time. 'Cause they are the lightning bearers. 53 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:55,819 Yeah. 54 00:03:56,419 --> 00:03:59,340 Well, that sounds kind of cool. It's kind of like "The Hobbit". 55 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:01,900 It is nothing like "The Hobbit". 56 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:05,340 God, it's like reading about every relationship I've ever had. 57 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:07,180 - Except for Richard. - Yes. 58 00:04:07,259 --> 00:04:09,099 Richard would never steal your wind. 59 00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:11,299 - No. - No, 'cause he's yummy. 60 00:04:11,380 --> 00:04:12,460 Yes. 61 00:04:12,979 --> 00:04:14,500 - But all the other ones. - Yes. 62 00:04:14,859 --> 00:04:17,340 And the part about how they're always like drinking 63 00:04:17,419 --> 00:04:19,019 from our pool of inner power, 64 00:04:19,099 --> 00:04:20,979 but God forbid we should take a sip. 65 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:23,220 - Anybody want a cruller? - Okay. 66 00:04:23,299 --> 00:04:25,819 This is a typical lightning-bearer thing. 67 00:04:26,340 --> 00:04:27,940 Right there. It's like: 68 00:04:28,019 --> 00:04:31,579 "Hello. Who wants one of my phallic-shaped man cakes?" 69 00:04:38,859 --> 00:04:41,579 Don't worry about it already. Things happen. 70 00:04:42,859 --> 00:04:46,380 So, you're not mad at me for getting fired and everything? 71 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:48,699 Joey, look at me. 72 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:50,980 Look at me! 73 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:54,779 Do I have lipstick on my teeth? 74 00:04:58,139 --> 00:05:00,300 No. Can we get back to me? 75 00:05:00,380 --> 00:05:04,380 Look, honey, people get fired left and right in this business. 76 00:05:04,699 --> 00:05:07,779 I already got you an audition for "Another World". 77 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:09,180 Alright. 78 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:11,500 Cab driver number two? 79 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:13,180 You're welcome. 80 00:05:15,459 --> 00:05:17,659 But I was Dr. Drake Ramoray. 81 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:20,779 How can I go from being a neurosurgeon to driving a cab? 82 00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:23,779 Things change. Roll with them. 83 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:26,139 But this is a two-line part. 84 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:28,860 That's like taking a step backwards. 85 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:30,699 I'm not gonna do this. 86 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,779 Joey! 87 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:37,060 I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minzer 88 00:05:37,139 --> 00:05:38,659 and his pyramid of dogs. 89 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:43,740 Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor. 90 00:05:45,740 --> 00:05:46,740 I'm sorry. 91 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:48,940 See ya. 92 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:52,500 God! 93 00:05:53,339 --> 00:05:55,860 - God! I mean, it's just so… - Isn't it? 94 00:05:56,779 --> 00:05:59,420 This is like reading about my own life. 95 00:05:59,740 --> 00:06:03,139 This book could have been called "Be Your Own Wind-Keeper, Rachel". 96 00:06:04,459 --> 00:06:06,300 I don't think it would have sold a million copies, 97 00:06:06,380 --> 00:06:08,060 but it would've made a nice gift for you. 98 00:06:09,339 --> 00:06:10,899 - Hey, you guys. - Hey. 99 00:06:11,339 --> 00:06:12,579 Sweetie, we've got to go. 100 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:14,420 No! 101 00:06:16,259 --> 00:06:17,380 No? 102 00:06:17,459 --> 00:06:19,380 No, why do we always have to do everything 103 00:06:19,459 --> 00:06:22,180 according to your timetable? 104 00:06:22,259 --> 00:06:25,219 Actually, it's the movie theater that has the timetable. 105 00:06:26,259 --> 00:06:28,019 It's so you don't miss the beginning. 106 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,500 No. This isn't about the movie theater. 107 00:06:31,579 --> 00:06:34,339 This is about you stealing my wind. 108 00:06:36,060 --> 00:06:37,380 You go, girl! 109 00:06:40,420 --> 00:06:42,380 I can't pull that off, can I? 110 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:47,139 Excuse me, your wind? 111 00:06:47,219 --> 00:06:48,940 Yes. My wind. 112 00:06:49,019 --> 00:06:51,940 How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow? 113 00:06:58,060 --> 00:07:04,540 You know I don't have a problem with that. 114 00:07:12,659 --> 00:07:14,019 Okay. 115 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:18,899 I just really need to be with myself right now. 116 00:07:20,659 --> 00:07:21,940 I'm sorry. 117 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:25,420 You're right. I don't have to apologize. 118 00:07:26,139 --> 00:07:27,659 Sorry. Damn it! 119 00:07:33,980 --> 00:07:35,740 - What is it? - I don't know. 120 00:07:35,819 --> 00:07:38,219 It's got all this stuff about wind and trees. 121 00:07:38,699 --> 00:07:40,659 And there's some kind of sacred pool in it. 122 00:07:40,740 --> 00:07:43,620 I mean, I don't really get it but she's pretty upset about it. 123 00:07:43,699 --> 00:07:46,180 See, this is why I don't date women who read. 124 00:07:49,339 --> 00:07:50,819 What? What's that? 125 00:07:51,459 --> 00:07:54,420 It's my visa bill. Envelope one of two. 126 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:58,980 - That can't be good. - Open it. 127 00:08:03,019 --> 00:08:04,659 Oh my God! 128 00:08:05,139 --> 00:08:07,620 Look at this. How did I spend so much money? 129 00:08:07,699 --> 00:08:10,100 Joey, that's just the minimum amount due. 130 00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:11,380 That's your total due. 131 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:17,139 What? 3500 dollars at Porcelain Safari? 132 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:19,060 My animals. 133 00:08:19,980 --> 00:08:21,259 The guy said they suited me. 134 00:08:21,339 --> 00:08:23,699 He spoke with an accent. I was all confused. 135 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:26,860 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 136 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:29,899 I guess, you can start by driving a cab on "Another World". 137 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:31,459 - What? - That audition? 138 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:33,259 That's a two-line part. 139 00:08:33,819 --> 00:08:36,819 Joey, you owe 1100 dollars at I love Lucite. 140 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:39,180 So what? 141 00:08:39,259 --> 00:08:41,420 So, suck it up, man. It's a job. It's money. 142 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,659 Look, I don't need you getting all judgmental 143 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:45,819 and condescending and pedantic. 144 00:08:46,779 --> 00:08:48,500 - Toilet paper? - Yeah. 145 00:08:50,579 --> 00:08:52,779 I'm not being any of those things, okay? 146 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:54,620 - I'm just being realistic. - Well, knock it off. 147 00:08:54,699 --> 00:08:56,819 - We're supposed to be friends. - I am your friend. 148 00:08:56,899 --> 00:08:58,060 Then tell me things, like 149 00:08:58,139 --> 00:09:00,019 "Joey, you'll be fine" and "hang in there" 150 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:02,179 and "something big is gonna come along, I know it". 151 00:09:02,259 --> 00:09:04,580 But I don't know it. What I do know is that you owe 152 00:09:04,659 --> 00:09:07,259 2300 dollars at Isn't It Chrome-antic? 153 00:09:08,659 --> 00:09:10,460 Ross, I'm aware of what I owe. 154 00:09:10,539 --> 00:09:12,019 Well, then, get some sense. 155 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:14,299 It took you, what, ten years to get that job? 156 00:09:14,380 --> 00:09:16,220 Who knows how long it's gonna be till you get another? 157 00:09:16,299 --> 00:09:18,380 - I don't wanna ear this right now. - I'm just saying… 158 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:20,539 Well, don't just say. 159 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:25,100 - Maybe I should just go. - Okay. 160 00:09:26,419 --> 00:09:28,139 Okay. I'll see you later. 161 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:31,700 Just think about it, okay? 162 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:35,580 I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Ramoray! 163 00:09:36,059 --> 00:09:37,419 That was huge. 164 00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:40,299 Big things are gonna happen. You'll see. 165 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:43,019 Ross? You still there? 166 00:09:54,380 --> 00:09:56,259 - Hey, pal! - God! 167 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:00,340 Eddie, what are you still doing here? 168 00:10:00,419 --> 00:10:02,939 Just some basic dehydrating of a few fruits and vegetables. 169 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,019 Man alive, this thing's fantastic! 170 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,580 Eddie, aren't you forgetting anything? 171 00:10:08,659 --> 00:10:10,939 Yeah, that's right. I got us a new goldfish. 172 00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:12,939 He's a lot feistier than the last one. 173 00:10:13,019 --> 00:10:15,659 Maybe 'cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. 174 00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:20,820 Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing now? 175 00:10:20,899 --> 00:10:23,700 Not unless it's got something to do with dehydrating, my man, 176 00:10:23,779 --> 00:10:25,700 'cause right now I'm a dehydrating maniac! 177 00:10:29,179 --> 00:10:30,740 Help me out here. I thought we had a deal. 178 00:10:30,820 --> 00:10:32,380 I thought by the time I got… 179 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:34,179 You know what that is? 180 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,860 Your last roommate's kidney? 181 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:38,380 No, man. That's a tomato. 182 00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:41,340 This one definitely goes in the display. 183 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:53,539 Hey, Gunther. Let me get a lemonade to go. 184 00:10:53,899 --> 00:10:55,939 Lemonade? You okay, man? 185 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,220 Yeah, it's career stuff. 186 00:10:59,299 --> 00:11:02,259 I don't know if you heard, but they killed off my character on the show. 187 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:04,700 That's too bad. How'd they do it? 188 00:11:04,779 --> 00:11:06,500 I fell down an elevator shaft. 189 00:11:07,899 --> 00:11:10,620 That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche. 190 00:11:12,259 --> 00:11:13,500 What? 191 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:15,380 I used to be Bryce on "All My Children". 192 00:11:37,019 --> 00:11:38,779 Why must everybody watch me sleep? 193 00:11:39,139 --> 00:11:42,059 There'll be no more watching me sleep. No more watching! 194 00:11:42,139 --> 00:11:43,419 - I wa… - No! 195 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,259 Check it out, I got some great stuff to dehydrate. I got some grapes. 196 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:53,019 Got some apricots, I thought it'd be really cool 197 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:55,299 to see what happens with these water balloons. 198 00:11:55,820 --> 00:11:58,899 Get out. Get out! 199 00:12:00,299 --> 00:12:01,740 - What? - You. Move out. 200 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:05,460 Take your fruit, your stupid small fruit, and get out! 201 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,139 You want me to move out? 202 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:19,659 I got to tell you, man, that's kinda out of the blue. 203 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:20,899 Don't you think? 204 00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:23,419 This is not out of the blue. 205 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,980 This is smack-dab in the middle of the blue! 206 00:12:27,939 --> 00:12:30,899 Relax. Take it easy, buddy. Don't have to tell me twice. 207 00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:34,620 You want me to go? Alright. Someone will be by for my stuff. 208 00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:42,299 But if you think for one second I'm leaving you alone with my fish, 209 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:43,659 you're insane, Jack! 210 00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:45,620 - You want some help? - No. 211 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,380 No help required, chico. 212 00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:59,259 All the way to the airport, huh? You know, that's over 30 miles. 213 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:01,899 That's gonna cost you about so bucks. 214 00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:04,899 Excuse me. That's 50 bucks. 215 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:08,539 - What? - 50 dollars. 216 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:11,059 You know what it is? 217 00:13:11,139 --> 00:13:13,580 It's smudgy 'cause they're fax pages. 218 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:16,580 When I was on "Days of Our Lives" as Dr. Drake Ramoray, 219 00:13:17,419 --> 00:13:20,259 they'd send over the whole script on real paper and everything. 220 00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:22,100 That's great. 221 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:25,659 And just so you know, if you wanted to expand this scene 222 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,700 like have the cab crash or something, 223 00:13:27,779 --> 00:13:30,860 I could attend to the victims. I have a background in medical acting. 224 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,100 Okay, listen, thanks for coming in. 225 00:13:34,179 --> 00:13:36,820 No, don't thank me for coming in. 226 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,100 At least let me finish. 227 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:45,340 We could take the expressway, but this time of day, 228 00:13:45,419 --> 00:13:47,460 you're better off taking the budge. 229 00:13:50,779 --> 00:13:53,299 You were going for the word "bridge" there, weren't you? 230 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,779 I'll have a good day. 231 00:14:00,419 --> 00:14:02,100 Okay, question number 28. 232 00:14:02,659 --> 00:14:04,539 "Have you ever allowed a lightning bearer" 233 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,100 "to take your wind?" 234 00:14:07,019 --> 00:14:08,700 I would have to say no. 235 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,059 And I would have to say pa-ha! 236 00:14:13,899 --> 00:14:14,939 What? 237 00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:16,580 Do you not remember the puppet guy? 238 00:14:16,659 --> 00:14:19,539 Yeah, you like totally let him wash his feet 239 00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:21,820 in the pool of your inner power. 240 00:14:23,019 --> 00:14:24,539 And his puppet too. 241 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:27,179 Yeah, okay, well, at least I didn't let some guy 242 00:14:27,259 --> 00:14:30,019 into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date. 243 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:35,580 - Who? - Paul! 244 00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:39,580 Okay. Moving on. Next question. 245 00:14:40,419 --> 00:14:41,659 Okay, number 29. 246 00:14:42,139 --> 00:14:44,380 "Have you ever betrayed another goddess" 247 00:14:45,179 --> 00:14:47,899 "for a lightning bearer?" Okay, number 30. 248 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,380 Let's go back to 29. 249 00:14:53,299 --> 00:14:56,820 Not to my recollection. 250 00:14:58,299 --> 00:15:00,380 Alright, Danny Arshack, ninth grade. 251 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:03,139 Come on, Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me. 252 00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:05,820 Only 'cause you took up half the circle. 253 00:15:09,419 --> 00:15:11,939 Listen to you two. It's so sad. 254 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:16,179 Looks like I'm gonna be going to the goddess meetings alone. 255 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,980 Well, not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley 256 00:15:20,059 --> 00:15:22,620 an hour after he broke up with Monica. 257 00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:25,820 One hour? 258 00:15:25,899 --> 00:15:28,019 You are such a leaf blower. 259 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,500 Be careful with that 3D Last Supper. Judas is a little loose. 260 00:15:51,899 --> 00:15:53,580 Oh my God. What's going on? 261 00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:56,139 They're taking all my stuff back. 262 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:58,939 - I guess you were right. - No, look, I wasn't right. 263 00:15:59,019 --> 00:16:00,620 That's what I came here to tell you. 264 00:16:02,139 --> 00:16:05,700 I was totally hung up on my own stuff the other day. 265 00:16:05,779 --> 00:16:07,299 No, listen, I'm someone who needs 266 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,580 the whole security thing, you know? 267 00:16:09,659 --> 00:16:12,179 To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from, 268 00:16:12,259 --> 00:16:15,500 but you don't need that and that's amazing to me. 269 00:16:15,899 --> 00:16:19,580 - I could never do what you do. - Thanks, Ross. 270 00:16:19,659 --> 00:16:21,620 Yeah, and you should hold out for something bigger. 271 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,380 I can't tell you how much respect I have 272 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,820 for you not going to that stupid cab driver audition. 273 00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:28,340 - I went. - Great! How did it go? 274 00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:30,659 - I didn't get it. - Good for you! 275 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,419 - What? - You're living the dream. 276 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,700 Alright then. 277 00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:39,139 - Not my parrot. - What? 278 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,340 I can't watch this. 279 00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:43,939 Hey, hold on. 280 00:16:45,179 --> 00:16:47,980 How much for the… How much to save the bird? 281 00:16:49,019 --> 00:16:50,860 - Twelve hundred. - Dollars? 282 00:16:50,939 --> 00:16:53,380 You spent 1200 dollars on a plastic bird? 283 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:56,220 It was an impulse buy. Near the register. 284 00:16:56,779 --> 00:16:58,460 Go ahead. Go ahead with the bird. 285 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:02,299 It's okay. Do you have anything for around 200? 286 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,100 The dog. 287 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,100 Yeah. 288 00:17:09,299 --> 00:17:10,380 I'll take it. 289 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,500 My gift to you, man. 290 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:17,220 Thanks, Ross. I really like that bird though. 291 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,860 - But the dog… - Yeah, right. 292 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:30,700 Here are your cakes. 293 00:17:30,779 --> 00:17:33,419 - We didn't order cake. - No, I know. 294 00:17:33,739 --> 00:17:35,060 They're from me. 295 00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:37,699 You guys, this is not good. 296 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:39,939 We have enough trouble with guys stealing our wind 297 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,899 without taking it from each other. 298 00:17:43,219 --> 00:17:44,699 - You're right. - You know? 299 00:17:45,260 --> 00:17:48,380 - I love you, goddesses. - We love you. 300 00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:51,499 I don't ever want to suck your wind again. 301 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,780 Thank you. So are we good? 302 00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:56,380 We're good. Yeah. 303 00:17:56,459 --> 00:17:58,219 Okay. Let me take these cakes back 304 00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,540 because they're gonna take that out of my paycheck. 305 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:04,979 Ding-dong, the psycho's gone. 306 00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:11,419 - Are you sure this time? - Yes. 307 00:18:11,499 --> 00:18:12,899 I actually saw him leave. 308 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,979 I mean, that guy is standing in the window holding a human head. 309 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:18,260 He is standing in the window holding a human head! 310 00:18:20,739 --> 00:18:22,860 Check it out, man, I tore it off some mannequin 311 00:18:22,939 --> 00:18:24,620 in the alley behind Macy's. 312 00:18:24,699 --> 00:18:26,260 There is no alley behind Macy's. 313 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:28,459 So I got it in the junior miss department, big dif. 314 00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:31,179 Check it out. It's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece 315 00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:32,820 at our next cocktail party, huh, pal? 316 00:18:32,899 --> 00:18:34,820 Our next cocktail party? 317 00:18:34,899 --> 00:18:38,459 Yeah, you know, put chips in it. We'll make it like a chip chick. 318 00:18:41,979 --> 00:18:43,860 Eddie, do you remember yesterday? 319 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:46,139 Yes, I think I vaguely recall. 320 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:54,100 Do you remember talking to me yesterday? 321 00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:56,260 Yes. 322 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:01,659 So what happened? 323 00:19:01,739 --> 00:19:03,820 We took a road trip to Las Vegas, man. 324 00:19:03,899 --> 00:19:05,020 Sweet Moses. 325 00:19:06,699 --> 00:19:09,860 So on this road trip, did you guys win any money? 326 00:19:09,939 --> 00:19:13,100 Nah, I crapped out but Mr. 21 over here cleans up! 327 00:19:13,179 --> 00:19:15,260 300 bucks! He buys me these new shoes. 328 00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:17,100 - Sweet, huh? - Nice. 329 00:19:17,179 --> 00:19:19,100 See you upstairs. See you, pals. 330 00:19:22,979 --> 00:19:25,419 Is anyone else starting to really like him? 331 00:19:35,659 --> 00:19:36,699 No… 332 00:19:38,739 --> 00:19:39,820 You gotta be… 333 00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:46,179 May I help you? 334 00:19:47,459 --> 00:19:50,300 Why doesn't my key work and what's all my stuff doing downstairs? 335 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:54,300 I'm sorry. Have we met? 336 00:19:55,179 --> 00:19:57,380 It's Eddie, you freak, your roommate. 337 00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:01,780 I'm sorry. I already have a roommate. 338 00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:06,139 Hello! 339 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,179 Yeah. He's lived here for years. 340 00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:14,020 I don't know what you're talking about, man. 341 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,939 No, 'cause… 342 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:19,340 No, he moved out and I moved in. 343 00:20:21,139 --> 00:20:23,540 Well, I think we'd remember something like that. 344 00:20:24,659 --> 00:20:25,939 I know I would. 345 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:29,300 That's a good point. 346 00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:33,499 Okay. I guess I got the wrong apartment then. 347 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:37,699 Look, I'm sorry. I'm terribly sorry. 348 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:39,620 - No problem. - See ya. 349 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:49,020 Goodbye, you fruit-drying psychopath. 350 00:20:50,939 --> 00:20:52,300 You want me to help you unpack? 351 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:55,459 Nah, nah, I'm okay. And, just so you know, 352 00:20:56,139 --> 00:20:58,459 I'm not moving back in because I have to. 353 00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,380 Well, I mean, I do have to, but… 354 00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:04,219 It's just that, that place, it wasn't really… 355 00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:05,979 I mean, this is… 356 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:08,939 Welcome home, man. 357 00:21:18,219 --> 00:21:20,060 - A little foos? - Absolutely. 358 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,540 What happened to the foosball? 359 00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:26,780 It's a cantaloupe. 360 00:21:31,939 --> 00:21:34,979 Are we gonna have to bring this thing out every time Ross comes over? 361 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:36,459 He paid a lot of money for it. 362 00:21:42,820 --> 00:21:44,459 I'm gonna hold him a different way. 363 00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:48,139 I don't understand, if you hated it so much, 364 00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:49,939 why did you buy it in the first place? 365 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:53,860 Well, I had a whole ceramic zoo thing going over there, 366 00:21:54,219 --> 00:21:56,939 but now, without the other ones, it just looks tacky. 367 00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:59,340 Is he house trained or is he going to leave little bathroom tiles 368 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,899 all over the place? 369 00:22:01,459 --> 00:22:02,459 Stay. 370 00:22:04,139 --> 00:22:05,139 Stay. 371 00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:06,860 Good fake dog.