1 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:27,619 Hey. What you guys doing? 2 00:00:27,699 --> 00:00:29,779 Monica's making us watch "Old Yeller". 3 00:00:32,259 --> 00:00:35,579 So why are you guys so upset? It's "Old Yeller", a happy movie. 4 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:38,059 - What? - What are you talking about? 5 00:00:38,140 --> 00:00:40,780 Come on. Happy family gets a dog. 6 00:00:40,859 --> 00:00:42,019 Frontier fun. 7 00:00:43,899 --> 00:00:45,620 Yeah, but, Pheebs, what about the end? 8 00:00:45,699 --> 00:00:47,539 When Yeller saves the family from the wolf 9 00:00:47,620 --> 00:00:49,019 and everyone's happy? 10 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:51,379 - That's not the end. - Yuh-huh. 11 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:54,340 That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say "the end". 12 00:00:55,740 --> 00:00:57,500 What about the part where he has rabies? 13 00:00:58,020 --> 00:01:00,340 He doesn't have rabies. He has babies. 14 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,500 That's what my mom said. 15 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:06,979 Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see 16 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:08,299 what's about to happen. 17 00:01:08,939 --> 00:01:12,219 Why? What's about to happen? I've never seen this part before. 18 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:14,899 Hey, Travis, whatcha doing with that gun? 19 00:01:18,060 --> 00:01:20,619 Oh, no! No, Travis, put down the gun. 20 00:01:21,859 --> 00:01:24,540 No, he's your buddy. He's your Yeller. No. 21 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:26,140 No, no. The end! 22 00:01:29,459 --> 00:01:32,379 Okay, what kind of a sick doggie snuff film is this? 23 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:21,739 Hey, have you guys eaten? 24 00:02:21,819 --> 00:02:24,299 Because Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers. 25 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:26,659 Chicken and potatoes. 26 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,139 What am I wearing? 27 00:02:30,699 --> 00:02:32,819 Actually, nothing but rubber gloves. 28 00:02:38,539 --> 00:02:40,340 One of these times, you're gonna really be naked 29 00:02:40,419 --> 00:02:41,780 and we're not gonna come over. 30 00:02:42,939 --> 00:02:44,979 I've got a leg, three breasts and a wing. 31 00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:47,060 Well, how do you find clothes that fit? 32 00:02:49,340 --> 00:02:51,139 Hey, Monica, we got a question. 33 00:02:51,219 --> 00:02:52,259 Alright, for the zillionth time 34 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:55,620 yes, I see other women in the shower at the gym and, no, I don't look. 35 00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:59,099 Not that one. We're trying to figure out 36 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:01,259 who to bring to the Knicks game tonight. We have an extra ticket. 37 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:03,500 Ross can't go. So it's between my friend Eric Prower, 38 00:03:03,580 --> 00:03:07,300 who has breath issues, and Dan, with the poking. 39 00:03:07,819 --> 00:03:09,099 "Did you see that play?" 40 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:12,020 "Do you want some more beer? Is that Spike Lee?" 41 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:13,699 Okay. 42 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:16,659 Hey, why don't you ask Richard? 43 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:19,099 Okay. Hey, Richard. 44 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:21,060 If you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game 45 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:26,740 and you had to choose between a friend who smelled 46 00:03:26,819 --> 00:03:30,300 and one who bruises you, who would you pick? 47 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,939 Well, being a huge Knicks fan myself 48 00:03:34,020 --> 00:03:37,060 I think you should take someone who's a huge Knicks fan. 49 00:03:38,379 --> 00:03:39,419 Okay. 50 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:41,259 That's Eric. 51 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,500 Glad to be of help. Matches. 52 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:48,580 I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? 53 00:03:49,819 --> 00:03:51,139 What? 54 00:03:52,379 --> 00:03:54,219 - I don't know… - Come on. 55 00:03:54,539 --> 00:03:57,819 He keeps his fingers to himself and he's always minty fresh. 56 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:00,580 Richard's really nice and everything. 57 00:04:00,659 --> 00:04:02,620 It's just that we don't know him really well, 58 00:04:02,699 --> 00:04:04,300 and plus, he's, you know, old. 59 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:11,659 Older than some people. But younger than some buildings. 60 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:17,539 So he's a little older. Big deal. I mean, he's important to me. 61 00:04:17,939 --> 00:04:20,939 You know, if you ask him, he might take you in his Jag. 62 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:26,939 How do we say yes now 63 00:04:27,020 --> 00:04:29,819 and make it seem like we're not doing it just to ride in the cool car? 64 00:04:31,419 --> 00:04:33,020 Okay, this could be tough. 65 00:04:33,099 --> 00:04:36,699 Okay. Monica, we'll bring him 66 00:04:36,779 --> 00:04:38,860 but only if he takes the Jaguar. 67 00:04:42,339 --> 00:04:43,740 You almost had it. 68 00:04:49,819 --> 00:04:50,939 No, no. You're fine. 69 00:04:52,220 --> 00:04:53,860 - Hello. - Hi. 70 00:04:53,939 --> 00:04:55,459 Hi, honey. 71 00:04:55,540 --> 00:04:57,740 You guys are not gonna believe what happened. 72 00:04:57,819 --> 00:05:00,300 - What? - We were playing on the floor. 73 00:05:00,379 --> 00:05:03,300 And he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. 74 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:06,379 He pulled himself up. 75 00:05:07,180 --> 00:05:08,540 Standing man. 76 00:05:09,819 --> 00:05:12,100 I'm sorry you guys missed it but I did tape it, 77 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:14,060 so if you guys want to see it… 78 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,500 We know. He already did it last week. 79 00:05:16,579 --> 00:05:18,339 You can watch our tape if you want. 80 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,459 See? I can't believe this. 81 00:05:21,019 --> 00:05:23,060 I missed the first time of everything. 82 00:05:23,139 --> 00:05:25,139 I missed the first time he rolled over, 83 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,379 the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? 84 00:05:27,459 --> 00:05:30,300 Has he spoken yet? Is he driving? Does he have a favorite liqueur? 85 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:34,180 Actually, he's getting closer on the talking thing. 86 00:05:34,259 --> 00:05:37,259 He can't quite say "Mama" yet, but once he said "Yemen". 87 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:41,459 See… I'm so sick of missing stuff. 88 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:45,060 I want him for more than a day. I want him for a whole weekend. 89 00:05:45,139 --> 00:05:47,540 - No, listen, I feel like… - That will be great. 90 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:53,180 Really? I had a whole speech prepared. 91 00:05:53,259 --> 00:05:55,019 Shoot. That would have been fun. 92 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:00,220 Look, did you just see that? 93 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:03,139 He just waved! He's never waved before! 94 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:06,699 You've never waved before! Yes, he has. Very good. 95 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:12,060 - Hey. - Hey, Pheebs. What you got there? 96 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:15,420 "Love Story", "Brian's Song" and "Terms Of Endearment". 97 00:06:17,339 --> 00:06:18,899 All you need now is "The Killing Fields" 98 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:21,300 and some guacamole and you got yourself a par-tay. 99 00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:25,100 I talked to my grandma about the "Old Yeller "incident 100 00:06:25,579 --> 00:06:29,139 and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies 101 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,699 to shield us from the pain and sadness. 102 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:34,339 You know, before she killed herself. 103 00:06:36,459 --> 00:06:38,300 - Hey. - Hey. 104 00:06:38,379 --> 00:06:40,899 Where is he? Where's Richard? Did you ditch him? 105 00:06:40,980 --> 00:06:43,740 Right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. 106 00:06:45,259 --> 00:06:47,420 What's the matter with you? He's parking the car. 107 00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:51,180 - So did you guys have fun? - Your boyfriend is so cool. 108 00:06:51,259 --> 00:06:53,220 - Really? - Yeah, he let us drive his Jaguar. 109 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:55,620 Joey for 12 blocks, me for 15. 110 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,019 He must like you the best. 111 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:01,860 What about that thing he did when he tipped the guy 112 00:07:01,939 --> 00:07:03,139 who showed us to our seats? 113 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:05,100 You never even saw the money. It was like this. 114 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:07,939 Hey, Chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats. 115 00:07:08,779 --> 00:07:11,899 You're welcome. Hey, Joey, thanks for parking the car. 116 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:13,339 No problem. 117 00:07:14,819 --> 00:07:16,899 - Hey, Chandler… - I think they get it. 118 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:22,540 - There's the man! - Hey! 119 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:26,259 Hey, you're getting better. I'm gonna keep this, by the way. 120 00:07:28,579 --> 00:07:29,779 He kept my dollar. 121 00:07:35,740 --> 00:07:37,860 Your first whole weekend without Ben. What are you gonna do? 122 00:07:37,939 --> 00:07:40,220 We're going down to Colonial Williamsburg. 123 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:41,939 A woman I went to college with just became 124 00:07:42,019 --> 00:07:43,980 the first female blacksmith down there. 125 00:07:44,699 --> 00:07:47,939 They're a little behind the times in Colonial Williamsburg. 126 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:51,300 I better go before mommy starts weeping. 127 00:07:51,379 --> 00:07:54,379 - Bye, mommy. - We love you. 128 00:07:54,459 --> 00:07:56,060 - Bye. - Have a good time. 129 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:59,300 - Okay, Ben. - Ross? 130 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:00,420 - Yeah? - Look. 131 00:08:07,740 --> 00:08:10,139 Joey, do you know we can see you from here? 132 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:14,459 How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me? 133 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:17,379 For starters, you may wanna light it and lose the spatula. 134 00:08:18,939 --> 00:08:21,779 I think it's cute. You trying to be more like Richard. 135 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:25,740 Not like him per se, just not unlike him. 136 00:08:35,899 --> 00:08:38,420 Look, it's the artist formally known as Chandler. 137 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:41,620 I'm just trying something here, you know? 138 00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:44,379 So, Joey, why didn't you grow a moustache? 139 00:08:44,459 --> 00:08:45,660 We flipped for it. 140 00:08:45,740 --> 00:08:47,660 I got the cigar, he got the moustache. 141 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,939 We figured if we both grew 'em we'd look like dorks. 142 00:08:52,220 --> 00:08:54,460 Yeah, you really side-stepped that land mine. 143 00:08:55,419 --> 00:08:58,059 Listen, we got to go. I promised Richard we'd meet him downstairs. 144 00:08:58,139 --> 00:09:00,019 - You're meeting Richard? - We're going to a Ranger game. 145 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:01,259 Didn't he tell you? 146 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:02,779 He told me he was going out with the guys. 147 00:09:02,860 --> 00:09:04,659 I just didn't know that you were the guys. 148 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:07,379 You hear that? We're "the guys"! 149 00:09:09,059 --> 00:09:11,580 With that moustache, doesn't Chandler remind you of Aunt Sylvia? 150 00:09:11,659 --> 00:09:12,940 Thank you! 151 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:24,059 - Hi. We're visiting. - Yay! 152 00:09:24,139 --> 00:09:26,179 It's Ben and his da-da. 153 00:09:27,379 --> 00:09:30,779 Da-da. Can you say "da-da"? 154 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:34,019 I'm gonna tell your mommies you said it, 155 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:35,340 so you might as well try. 156 00:09:35,419 --> 00:09:36,460 - No luck? - No. 157 00:09:36,539 --> 00:09:39,100 A while ago, I got a "seh" out of him, 158 00:09:39,460 --> 00:09:43,940 which I thought, you know might turn into "Seh-condary caregiver", but… 159 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:49,779 Would you hold him for a sec? 'Cause I got to take this off. 160 00:09:50,259 --> 00:09:51,860 - Yeah. Sure. - There. 161 00:09:58,059 --> 00:10:00,539 - What are you doing? - I'm holding Ben. 162 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:04,940 Yeah, well, he's a baby, not a bomb. 163 00:10:06,059 --> 00:10:07,139 Okay. 164 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:09,019 Just hold him like you'd hold a football. 165 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:11,340 This is how I would hold a football. 166 00:10:12,019 --> 00:10:14,259 Okay, here. There we go. 167 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,899 I'm sorry. I'm just not very good with babies. 168 00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:18,740 I haven't been around them. 169 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:20,580 I mean, you know, since I was one. 170 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:22,340 That's alright. It's no big deal. 171 00:10:22,659 --> 00:10:23,820 - Really? - Definitely. 172 00:10:23,899 --> 00:10:26,220 I'm sure you'll feel totally different when it's our baby. 173 00:10:26,899 --> 00:10:28,539 - What? - What? 174 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,179 You think about stuff like that? 175 00:10:31,940 --> 00:10:33,259 Yeah. 176 00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:38,460 I mean, actually, I kind of think that we'll have two babies. 177 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,379 Two babies? 178 00:10:42,139 --> 00:10:44,379 Yeah. You know, a boy and a girl. 179 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:45,740 Hopefully, the girl will come first, 180 00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:47,500 so Ben here won't feel too competitive. 181 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:52,139 Then what's gonna happen? 182 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:54,259 Well, we won't want to raise kids in the city 183 00:10:54,340 --> 00:10:56,379 so we'll probably move to Scarsdale. 184 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:00,100 That way, I figured we'll be far enough away from our parents 185 00:11:00,179 --> 00:11:01,659 that we don't have to see them all the time, 186 00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:04,500 but close enough that they can come over and baby-sit whenever we want. 187 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:07,059 I know, the taxes are a little higher than, let's say, Nassau County, 188 00:11:07,139 --> 00:11:10,019 but the school system's supposedly great. 189 00:11:13,259 --> 00:11:15,299 That's great. Great. 190 00:11:16,059 --> 00:11:19,659 Okay, wow, you know what? I'm off my break now, 191 00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:22,820 so here, you take this 192 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:27,779 and I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. 193 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:31,019 Look at that. I don't have a pot. 194 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:35,100 I don't have a pot. Well, maybe I've got one at home or in Scarsdale. 195 00:11:35,179 --> 00:11:37,179 - Is that a door? - Rach? 196 00:11:42,299 --> 00:11:44,500 - Hey. - Hey, Pheebs, what's happening? 197 00:11:45,019 --> 00:11:46,220 Okay, murder, cancer 198 00:11:46,299 --> 00:11:48,419 soccer teams eating each other in the Andes. 199 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:54,179 - So, you watched the movies? - What is happening to the world? 200 00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:59,659 I mean, ET Leaves and Rocky loses. 201 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,100 - Charlotte dies. - Charlotte who? 202 00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:05,820 With the web. The spider. She dies. She has babies and dies. 203 00:12:06,539 --> 00:12:09,539 It's like, you know, "hey, welcome home from the hospital". Thud. 204 00:12:10,899 --> 00:12:12,899 - Alright, you wanna feel better? - Yeah. 205 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,460 Here. Watch this. 206 00:12:17,899 --> 00:12:20,379 "It's A Wonderful Life". Yes, I've heard of this. 207 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,740 So you can't lose. It's there in the title. 208 00:12:23,299 --> 00:12:24,740 The wonderfulness is baked right in. 209 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:27,779 Please, I almost fell for that with "Pride Of The Yankees". 210 00:12:27,860 --> 00:12:29,899 I thought I was gonna see a film about Yankee pride 211 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:32,179 and then, boom, the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease. 212 00:12:34,539 --> 00:12:38,340 The guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kind of see it coming? 213 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:43,299 Just watch that, I promise you it'll restore all your faith in humanity. 214 00:12:44,379 --> 00:12:47,340 - Hey, big guy, game time. - Hey, be right there. 215 00:12:48,299 --> 00:12:49,419 - There's a game? - Yeah. 216 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,059 I just got my pick-up sticks back from the shop. 217 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,620 Bring your nerves of steel. 218 00:12:57,299 --> 00:12:58,980 It's the basketball play-offs. 219 00:12:59,419 --> 00:13:00,860 Listen, honey, I appreciate this, 220 00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:03,539 but you don't have to keep hanging out with them for me. 221 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:07,379 - They have each other. - No, honey, Don't worry. 222 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:10,379 I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. 223 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,980 They're different than my other friends. They don't start sentences 224 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:15,379 "You know who just died shoveling snow?" 225 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:19,460 Alright, that's great. Then just go. 226 00:13:19,779 --> 00:13:22,419 - Go Knicks! - It's the college play-offs. 227 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,580 Then go Vassar! 228 00:13:24,659 --> 00:13:25,659 They're not in it. 229 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,580 - Okay, then just go. - Okay. 230 00:13:29,779 --> 00:13:31,700 Why does this bother me so much? 231 00:13:31,779 --> 00:13:34,460 I don't wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend 232 00:13:34,539 --> 00:13:36,740 they want to spend 24 hours a day with them. 233 00:13:37,059 --> 00:13:39,539 It's just that he doesn't have that much free time. 234 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:41,139 - What do I do? - Does it matter? 235 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,299 You're ultimately just gonna die or get divorced 236 00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:44,940 or have to blow your pet's head off. 237 00:13:48,779 --> 00:13:51,100 - Me too. - Rachel, I got a question. 238 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,139 Richard made plans again with the guys. 239 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,460 Yeah, well, Ross just made plans for the whole century. 240 00:13:55,539 --> 00:13:57,460 I'm gonna go to my room and read "Cosmo". 241 00:13:57,539 --> 00:13:59,419 Maybe there's something helpful in there. 242 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,860 If not, maybe I can learn how to do an at-home bikini wax 243 00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:03,539 with leftover Christmas candles. 244 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:08,379 Okay. What the hell happened back there? 245 00:14:09,019 --> 00:14:10,460 I don't know. You tell me. 246 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:12,379 One minute, I'm holding Ben like a football. 247 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,980 The next thing I know I've got two kids, 248 00:14:14,059 --> 00:14:16,220 I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about the taxes. 249 00:14:16,779 --> 00:14:18,539 Well, I'm sorry. I think about stuff. 250 00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:22,379 You're at work, you're assembling bones, your mind wanders. 251 00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:25,259 You have planned out the next 20 years of our lives. 252 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:26,820 We've been dating for six weeks. 253 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,940 What, you never think about our future? 254 00:14:29,019 --> 00:14:31,899 Yes, I think about whose apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night 255 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:34,220 and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. 256 00:14:34,299 --> 00:14:37,059 I do not think about what our children's names are gonna be. 257 00:14:38,019 --> 00:14:40,340 You know what our children's names are gonna be? 258 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:46,019 No. I mean, I read a book and there was a girl named Emily 259 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,899 and I thought that might be good. 260 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,299 What was the book? 261 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,379 "The Big Book of Children's Names". 262 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:57,220 Okay, Ross, listen. 263 00:14:57,820 --> 00:14:59,379 - What we have is amazing. - Yeah. 264 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:02,019 But I do not want to have everything decided for me. 265 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,940 I spent my whole life like that. 266 00:15:04,019 --> 00:15:06,620 That's what I had with Barry. That was one of the reasons I left. 267 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:10,139 I like not knowing right now. And I'm sorry if that scares you 268 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,740 but if you wanna be with me, you are gonna have to deal with that. 269 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:14,460 - Okay, fine. - Thank you. 270 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,259 - We're not done. - I didn't know that. 271 00:15:17,379 --> 00:15:19,379 Then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy 272 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,580 who's not gonna stop planning his future with you 273 00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,620 because he knows we're gonna end up together 274 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:26,620 and if that scares you, tough. Deal with it. 275 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:27,940 - Fine. I will. - Good. 276 00:15:28,019 --> 00:15:29,220 - 'Cause I love you. - Yeah? 277 00:15:29,299 --> 00:15:30,620 - Yeah. - Well, I love you too. 278 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,019 That's the first time we've said that. 279 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,580 - Yes, it is. - I'm gonna kiss you. 280 00:15:33,659 --> 00:15:34,820 Well, you better. 281 00:15:41,259 --> 00:15:42,419 - Hey. - Hey. 282 00:15:43,139 --> 00:15:44,500 Thanks for the great movie tip. 283 00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:46,500 - Yeah, did you like it? - Yeah. 284 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:49,019 I don't know if I was happier when George Bailey destroyed 285 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,700 the family business or Donna Reed cried 286 00:15:51,779 --> 00:15:54,220 or when the mean pharmacist made his ear bleed. 287 00:15:55,779 --> 00:15:58,500 I'll give you the ear thing, but wasn't the ending pretty wonderful? 288 00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:01,059 I didn't watch the ending. I was too depressed. 289 00:16:01,139 --> 00:16:02,659 It just kept getting worse and worse. 290 00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:04,299 It should have been called "It's a sucky life:" 291 00:16:04,379 --> 00:16:06,700 "Just when you think it can't suck any more, it does". 292 00:16:10,139 --> 00:16:12,340 Kick save and denied. 293 00:16:12,899 --> 00:16:15,980 But he gets it back, pass to the middle, lines it up 294 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,139 and bam, yes! 295 00:16:18,659 --> 00:16:21,059 Could that shot be any prettier? 296 00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:25,700 - Man, you are incredible. - Well, we had a table in college. 297 00:16:26,179 --> 00:16:28,539 Really? I didn't know they had foosball in the 1800s. 298 00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:30,980 Nice mustache, by the way. 299 00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:33,299 When puberty hits, that thing's really gonna kick in. 300 00:16:37,419 --> 00:16:39,779 Honey, not to sound too Florence Henderson, 301 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,259 but dinner's on the table. 302 00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:42,539 Just one more point. 303 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:46,220 Score. 304 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,019 Now can we go? 305 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,379 See, that's why we don't let her play. 306 00:16:54,419 --> 00:16:55,940 Is everything alright? 307 00:16:58,460 --> 00:16:59,980 Hey, listen. Don't be mad at him. 308 00:17:00,059 --> 00:17:02,820 It's our fault, I'm sorry we've been hogging so much of his time. 309 00:17:02,899 --> 00:17:04,860 Yeah, he's just really great to hang out with. 310 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,179 - Well… - No, no seriously. 311 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,820 Chandler and I were just talking about this. 312 00:17:07,899 --> 00:17:09,860 He is so much cooler than our dads. 313 00:17:11,899 --> 00:17:14,019 I mean, you know, our dads are okay and all, 314 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,940 but Richard is just… What are you kicking me for? 315 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,460 I'm trying to talk here. 316 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:25,099 You guys see me as a dad? 317 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:26,619 - Yeah. - No. 318 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,460 No. 319 00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:34,099 You're just clearly not familiar with our young person's vernacular. 320 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:37,420 See, when we say "Dad", we mean "buddy". 321 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,859 - We mean "pal". - Yeah. 322 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,980 No, seriously, Joey's my dad. 323 00:17:46,019 --> 00:17:47,579 Monica's my dad. 324 00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:50,140 I've even got some dads down at work. 325 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,579 That's fine. 326 00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:55,819 Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening 327 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,460 and I guess I'll just see you kids around. 328 00:17:59,099 --> 00:18:01,900 - Nighty-night. - You're not a dad. 329 00:18:03,539 --> 00:18:05,220 I can't believe you got us into trouble. 330 00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:13,500 - So, are you okay? - Yeah. 331 00:18:15,099 --> 00:18:17,660 It's just, I feel like I'm about a hundred. 332 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,140 I thought I was just one of the guys. 333 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:25,180 Come here. I'll make you feel like one of the guys. 334 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,619 You know, for a really cool guy, you suck at foosball. 335 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,700 What are you talking about? I was killing them. 336 00:18:37,779 --> 00:18:39,380 Yeah, well, they suck too. 337 00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:44,339 And then you take the poopy diaper 338 00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:46,619 and you put it in the poopy diaper pail. 339 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,900 Okay, Ross, just so you know calling it a "poopy diaper" 340 00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:50,740 doesn't make this process any cuter. 341 00:18:54,059 --> 00:18:55,299 - Hello. - It's us. 342 00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:58,220 Come on up. I'm gonna get the rest of his stuff together. 343 00:18:58,299 --> 00:19:01,259 Okay, we can do this now, can't we, Ben? 344 00:19:01,619 --> 00:19:05,099 Yes, we can. 345 00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:07,700 There. I did it. 346 00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:10,900 I did it. 347 00:19:11,619 --> 00:19:12,900 Look at that! 348 00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,579 It stays on and everything. 349 00:19:16,299 --> 00:19:17,700 - Hi. - Hi. 350 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,619 I'm sorry. What did you just say? 351 00:19:25,059 --> 00:19:26,819 Did you just say "hi"? Oh my God. 352 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,140 Ross, Ben just said "hi". 353 00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:30,619 - What? - Ben just said "hi". 354 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:33,539 - What, the word "hi"? - Yeah, no, my Uncle Hy. 355 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,099 Great. And I missed that too. 356 00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:39,099 - I miss everything. - I'm sorry. 357 00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:40,940 I guess I just bring it out in him. 358 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:45,660 Hello. Where is he? We missed you so much. 359 00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:47,859 - Come here, Ben. - Hi. 360 00:19:48,539 --> 00:19:50,859 Guess what. Ben just said his first word. 361 00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:54,140 - What did he say? - Something about "hi". 362 00:19:55,619 --> 00:19:58,420 - That's so exciting. - Mommy's so proud of you. 363 00:19:59,099 --> 00:20:01,099 Hi. 364 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:03,420 You know, actually, it's more like "hi". 365 00:20:04,059 --> 00:20:08,259 - Hi. - Hi. 366 00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:10,099 Okay, this could go on for a while. 367 00:20:10,859 --> 00:20:14,579 - We got a cab waiting downstairs. - Well, this was fun. 368 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:17,180 We should really do it again sometime, Ben. What do you say? 369 00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:20,619 - Okay. So I've got him… - Tuesday. 370 00:20:21,059 --> 00:20:22,779 - Okay, bye, you guys. - See you. 371 00:20:22,859 --> 00:20:24,579 - Take care. - Bye, Ben. 372 00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:25,660 Bye. 373 00:20:27,579 --> 00:20:30,500 Did he just say "bye"? 374 00:20:30,579 --> 00:20:34,420 He said "bye" to me! You said… He said "bye" to me! 375 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,539 Yes, he did. 376 00:20:36,579 --> 00:20:38,619 Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college. 377 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,700 We got to go. We got that cab downstairs. 378 00:20:41,779 --> 00:20:44,539 - Alright, alright. - See you later. 379 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,299 - Bye. - Bye. 380 00:20:48,579 --> 00:20:50,140 - Bye! - Bye. 381 00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:51,619 - Bye! - Bye. 382 00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:52,900 Bye! 383 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,140 Look at this nice deep hole I've been digging. 384 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:07,339 Hey, Bert, isn't this a nice hole here? 385 00:21:07,779 --> 00:21:11,299 Okay, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert 386 00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:13,140 in the sand and can't find him. 387 00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:16,420 Now, I've looked ahead on the tape 388 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,059 and he does find him again. 389 00:21:19,619 --> 00:21:21,299 But, okay, before that happens 390 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,380 there's some pretty rough going for a while. 391 00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:24,980 But I think we can handle it. 392 00:21:25,539 --> 00:21:29,859 And there's just the alphabet, but we know that ends well, so… 393 00:21:31,099 --> 00:21:32,539 Okay, here we go. 394 00:21:32,619 --> 00:21:34,259 Bert? 395 00:21:35,579 --> 00:21:37,220 Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? 396 00:21:37,299 --> 00:21:38,859 He was here just a moment ago. 397 00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:40,859 My old friend, Bert, is lost. 398 00:21:41,339 --> 00:21:42,700 I'm so glad you're here. 399 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,500 Bye, Phoebe.