1 00:00:32,830 --> 00:00:34,869 Stocks and bonds are moving higher… 2 00:00:34,950 --> 00:00:37,269 Monica, why are we watching the business channel? 3 00:00:37,630 --> 00:00:38,910 I was going by it the other day 4 00:00:38,989 --> 00:00:42,110 and I saw there was a stock with my initials, MEG, on it. 5 00:00:42,470 --> 00:00:44,110 Sometimes I have to watch for two or three hours 6 00:00:44,190 --> 00:00:47,069 before it comes up again, but when it does, it's pretty exciting. 7 00:00:48,709 --> 00:00:50,669 Honey, you really need a job. 8 00:00:51,950 --> 00:00:54,470 Dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview. 9 00:00:54,549 --> 00:00:56,230 - Really? - Okay, right there. 10 00:00:56,309 --> 00:00:58,669 That's the third sign today, right there. 11 00:00:59,669 --> 00:01:02,029 On behalf of everyone, I'd just like to say… 12 00:01:03,470 --> 00:01:05,110 No, 'cause you just said "dad" 13 00:01:05,189 --> 00:01:08,350 and everywhere I go today, I keep getting signs telling me 14 00:01:08,430 --> 00:01:09,629 to go see my father. 15 00:01:09,710 --> 00:01:12,670 Like, when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet, 16 00:01:14,470 --> 00:01:15,949 which is my father's last name. 17 00:01:18,030 --> 00:01:19,990 And they were serving franks, 18 00:01:20,070 --> 00:01:22,710 which is his first name, minus the "S" at the end. 19 00:01:24,110 --> 00:01:27,629 And there was a rotisserie with a spinning chicken. 20 00:01:28,030 --> 00:01:29,430 His Indian name? 21 00:01:30,670 --> 00:01:33,869 No, because I chickened out the last time 22 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:38,870 when I tried to meet him. So coincidences? I don't think so. 23 00:01:38,950 --> 00:01:41,349 - Freaky. - Eerie. 24 00:01:41,429 --> 00:01:43,110 So who wants the last hamburger? 25 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:45,590 Alright, that's it. Now I have to go see him. 26 00:01:46,110 --> 00:01:48,950 - Why? - Hamburger. McDonald's. 27 00:01:50,030 --> 00:01:53,189 Old McDonald had a farm. My dad is a pharmacist. 28 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:42,470 - Man, I am so beat. - Yeah. 29 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:45,710 You wanna just forget about racquetball and hang out here? 30 00:02:45,789 --> 00:02:46,789 Yeah, alright. 31 00:02:50,150 --> 00:02:51,909 Hey, you're in our seats. 32 00:02:52,669 --> 00:02:55,069 - Sorry, we didn't know. - Hey, we were sitting there. 33 00:02:55,669 --> 00:02:57,909 Okay, there is one more way to say it. 34 00:02:58,470 --> 00:02:59,750 Who knows it? 35 00:03:01,629 --> 00:03:03,150 Is that supposed to be funny? 36 00:03:03,229 --> 00:03:05,069 No, actually, I was just going for colorful. 37 00:03:06,389 --> 00:03:08,590 - What's with this guy? - What's with you? 38 00:03:08,669 --> 00:03:11,710 Nothing. Nothing's with him. Enjoy your coffee. 39 00:03:18,870 --> 00:03:20,150 What just happened? 40 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:23,030 I just took your hat. 41 00:03:23,590 --> 00:03:25,189 See, I can be funny too. 42 00:03:25,270 --> 00:03:27,710 My joke is that I took your hat. 43 00:03:28,310 --> 00:03:29,830 That is funny. 44 00:03:31,389 --> 00:03:33,229 - Can I have it back? - No. 45 00:03:35,669 --> 00:03:37,109 - No? - No. 46 00:03:37,189 --> 00:03:38,909 Okay. 47 00:03:40,669 --> 00:03:43,470 You know what? I think you've very funny. 48 00:03:43,550 --> 00:03:45,349 Kudos on that hat joke. 49 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:51,150 But come on, guys. Just give him back the hat. 50 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:52,990 Why should we? 51 00:03:53,629 --> 00:03:55,349 Because it's a special hat. 52 00:03:56,710 --> 00:03:59,629 See, he bought it because he was feeling really down one day. 53 00:03:59,710 --> 00:04:03,109 So he got the hat to cheer himself up, you know? 54 00:04:03,189 --> 00:04:05,990 - Now, Chandler, you wouldn't… - Stop talking now! 55 00:04:08,590 --> 00:04:11,069 Let me get this straight. You're actually stealing my hat? 56 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:12,389 - You got a problem with that? - No. 57 00:04:12,470 --> 00:04:14,470 Just wanna make sure we're on the same page. 58 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,150 Hey, how did the interview go? 59 00:04:19,710 --> 00:04:20,750 It bit. 60 00:04:22,030 --> 00:04:24,150 It was a '50s theme restaurant. 61 00:04:24,229 --> 00:04:26,789 I'd have to cook in a costume and dance on the counter. 62 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:29,990 I was a sous-chef at Cafe Des Artistes. 63 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:32,229 How could I take a job where I have to make something called 64 00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:33,870 "Laverne and Curly Fries"? 65 00:04:35,069 --> 00:04:36,789 - So don't do it. - How can I not do it? 66 00:04:36,870 --> 00:04:38,710 I have 127 dollars in the bank! 67 00:04:38,789 --> 00:04:41,669 Monica, relax. Go get a beer. 68 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:42,990 I don't want a beer! 69 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:45,030 Who said it was for you? 70 00:04:50,510 --> 00:04:51,510 Hi. 71 00:04:53,150 --> 00:04:54,390 What's the matter with you? 72 00:04:54,749 --> 00:04:57,390 These mean guys at the coffee house took my hat. 73 00:04:57,470 --> 00:04:59,229 - No! - You're kidding. 74 00:04:59,669 --> 00:05:02,270 It was ridiculous. These guys, they were bullies. 75 00:05:02,349 --> 00:05:05,030 Actual bullies, you know? We're grown-ups. 76 00:05:05,109 --> 00:05:07,590 This kind of stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore. 77 00:05:07,669 --> 00:05:08,909 - Hi! - Hi! 78 00:05:11,070 --> 00:05:12,789 Wait a minute. I have no one. 79 00:05:17,270 --> 00:05:19,349 Well, let's go down there and get your hat back. 80 00:05:19,429 --> 00:05:22,789 Forget it. It's probably stripped and sold for parts by now. 81 00:05:25,470 --> 00:05:27,070 Hey! I went up. 82 00:05:27,150 --> 00:05:28,630 - What? - My stock. 83 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:30,749 MEG. It went up two points. 84 00:05:31,309 --> 00:05:34,070 Guys, do you realize that if I had invested my 127 dollars 85 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:36,669 in myself yesterday that I'd have… 86 00:05:37,630 --> 00:05:39,309 …a lot more than that today? 87 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:42,190 You know what? I'm gonna do it. 88 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:45,229 - Do what? - Put all my money in me. 89 00:05:45,309 --> 00:05:48,150 Monica, you don't know the first thing about the stock market. 90 00:05:48,229 --> 00:05:51,470 What's to know? Buy, sell, high, low, bears, bulls. 91 00:05:51,549 --> 00:05:52,630 Yes, Manhattan. 92 00:05:53,150 --> 00:05:55,109 Yeah, telephone number of the stock… 93 00:05:55,950 --> 00:05:57,510 …selling store. 94 00:06:07,749 --> 00:06:10,470 See? Didn't I tell you these pillows would be a good idea? 95 00:06:11,150 --> 00:06:13,549 Oh God. Here we go. 96 00:06:15,549 --> 00:06:18,669 For the first time in my life I'm gonna say "hi, birth father". 97 00:06:19,549 --> 00:06:21,510 - We love you. We're here for you. - Good luck. 98 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:22,630 Thanks. 99 00:06:26,190 --> 00:06:28,109 Hey, Rach, you want some sandwich? 100 00:06:28,909 --> 00:06:30,510 What is in that? 101 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:32,669 Olive loaf and ham spread, no mayo. 102 00:06:32,749 --> 00:06:35,190 No, no, 'cause mayo, that would make it gross. 103 00:06:35,869 --> 00:06:37,989 Hey! No! 104 00:06:39,229 --> 00:06:42,109 - Run, Phoebe! - No, doggie! No, please! 105 00:06:42,190 --> 00:06:44,470 I do so want to love all animals. Please, no! 106 00:06:45,869 --> 00:06:47,390 Get him a bone! You got a bone? 107 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:50,270 - Are you kidding me? - Look! Kibbles! Bits! 108 00:06:50,789 --> 00:06:54,150 God! Get the hell off my leg, you yippity piece of crap. 109 00:07:00,950 --> 00:07:03,070 Okay. We have a problem. 110 00:07:03,950 --> 00:07:06,749 Why don't you just reach out and take his trampoline? 111 00:07:06,830 --> 00:07:08,510 Okay, I know what we can do. 112 00:07:09,309 --> 00:07:10,390 Hey, no! 113 00:07:11,070 --> 00:07:12,869 Okay, doggie! Get the sandwich! 114 00:07:13,789 --> 00:07:16,309 Go get the sandwich, get the sandwich, doggie! 115 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:18,510 Good doggie! Get the sandwich! 116 00:07:18,869 --> 00:07:22,070 Joey, the dog will lick himself, but he will not touch your sandwich. 117 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,669 What does that tell you? 118 00:07:24,429 --> 00:07:27,349 - If he's not gonna eat it, I will. - Are you crazy? 119 00:07:27,429 --> 00:07:29,789 Pheebs, he's just a little dog. 120 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:37,789 - Hey. - What? 121 00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:41,270 Do you have to be a Century 21 real estate agent to get to wear 122 00:07:41,349 --> 00:07:42,789 those really cool jackets? 123 00:07:45,869 --> 00:07:47,789 Do you say this stuff to girls? 124 00:07:52,349 --> 00:07:54,270 Isn't that the guy who used to wear your hat? 125 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:55,710 And look where they're sitting. 126 00:07:58,789 --> 00:08:00,309 You're joking, right? 127 00:08:00,390 --> 00:08:02,309 You guys just walked through the door. 128 00:08:03,190 --> 00:08:04,989 Maybe we didn't make it clear enough. 129 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:08,349 This couch belongs to us. 130 00:08:08,429 --> 00:08:10,830 Alright, I'll tell you what. You call the couch 131 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,989 and then we'll call the couch, 132 00:08:15,710 --> 00:08:17,390 and we'll see who it comes to. 133 00:08:18,669 --> 00:08:20,470 You know what I keep wondering? 134 00:08:20,549 --> 00:08:23,549 - Why you two are still sitting here. - Alright, that's it! 135 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:26,830 I have had enough of this, alright? 136 00:08:26,909 --> 00:08:27,989 Gunther! 137 00:08:29,190 --> 00:08:31,470 These guys are trying to take our seats. 138 00:08:32,749 --> 00:08:35,429 Fellas, these guys were here first. 139 00:08:35,510 --> 00:08:37,070 Sorry, didn't realize. 140 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:39,710 - There you go. - Thank you, Gunther. 141 00:08:43,549 --> 00:08:45,229 We didn't wanna have to go and do that. 142 00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:50,429 - He told on us? - You told on us? 143 00:08:50,510 --> 00:08:52,710 Well, pal, you didn't give me much of a choice. 144 00:08:54,950 --> 00:08:56,789 - Don't play with his thing. - I know. 145 00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:02,429 Alright. Let's take this outside. 146 00:09:05,190 --> 00:09:07,869 Let's take this outside? 147 00:09:10,629 --> 00:09:11,790 Who talks like that? 148 00:09:13,070 --> 00:09:16,550 A guy who's about to kick your ass talks like that. 149 00:09:17,470 --> 00:09:19,029 - You had to ask? - Yeah. 150 00:09:22,550 --> 00:09:25,710 Okay, look. See, the thing is 151 00:09:26,349 --> 00:09:28,710 we're not gonna fight you guys. 152 00:09:30,149 --> 00:09:31,349 Well, then here's the deal. 153 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:34,790 You won't have to so long as you never ever show your faces 154 00:09:34,869 --> 00:09:36,790 in this coffee house ever again. 155 00:09:41,389 --> 00:09:43,470 I think you played the Gunther card too soon. 156 00:09:50,109 --> 00:09:52,349 Hey, Pheebs, I think you're good to go. 157 00:09:52,790 --> 00:09:54,149 Yeah, I don't know. 158 00:09:56,109 --> 00:09:57,229 What's the matter? 159 00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:59,790 I think that this was a really bad sign. 160 00:09:59,869 --> 00:10:02,470 You know, the beast at the threshold. 161 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,950 I have no family left, you know. 162 00:10:07,710 --> 00:10:09,149 Except for my grandmother. 163 00:10:09,229 --> 00:10:11,910 But let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever. 164 00:10:12,389 --> 00:10:14,229 Despite what she says. 165 00:10:15,509 --> 00:10:17,790 And I have a sister, who I've barely spoken to 166 00:10:17,869 --> 00:10:22,790 since we shared a womb. You know? This is my real father. 167 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:26,109 And I just I want things to be just right. 168 00:10:26,590 --> 00:10:28,550 Yeah, Phoebe, I completely understand. 169 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,070 Yeah, whatever you need. 170 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:33,430 Hey, you wanna go home? 171 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:35,710 Okay, thanks. Sorry again. 172 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,269 What was that? 173 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:02,229 I'm guessing the threshold's clear now. 174 00:11:06,349 --> 00:11:09,070 I wanna buy five shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. 175 00:11:09,149 --> 00:11:12,190 Time is money, my friend. Thank you. 176 00:11:14,509 --> 00:11:16,109 "Time is money, my friend"? 177 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:18,710 Yeah. You missed "takes money to make money" 178 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:20,269 and "don't make me come down there" 179 00:11:20,349 --> 00:11:21,830 "and kick your Wall Street butt". 180 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:25,389 Hey, I made 17 dollars before breakfast. 181 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:27,910 - What have you done? - Well, I had breakfast here. 182 00:11:27,989 --> 00:11:29,790 So, technically, I saved 3.50. 183 00:11:31,509 --> 00:11:32,790 How did you make 17 dollars? 184 00:11:32,869 --> 00:11:35,149 Well, my financially challenged friends, 185 00:11:35,509 --> 00:11:38,670 I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY. 186 00:11:39,509 --> 00:11:40,869 How come those? 187 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:44,430 Well, CHP 'cause I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. 188 00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:49,509 And ZXY, because I think it sounds zexy. 189 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,470 What happened to MEG? 190 00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:55,229 MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. 191 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:57,869 You know, my motto is "get out before they go down". 192 00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:01,470 That is so not my motto. 193 00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:08,590 - Hey. - Hey, Pheebs. 194 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:10,149 - How's the dog? - Yeah. 195 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:13,229 I talked to the vet. People are so nice upstate. 196 00:12:13,710 --> 00:12:15,790 Anyway, he said the little fella's gonna be okay 197 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,389 and I can pick him up tomorrow. 198 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,989 - Good. - Thank God. 199 00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:21,349 But he did have to have a bunch of stitches 200 00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:23,509 and he said that only once in a blue moon 201 00:12:23,590 --> 00:12:27,790 does a dog's ear grow back. So, still hoping. 202 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:33,430 Okay, so, Phoebe, now are you gonna call your dad 203 00:12:33,509 --> 00:12:35,670 to let him know that his dog is okay? 204 00:12:35,749 --> 00:12:38,830 I don't want to meet my father over the phone. 205 00:12:39,349 --> 00:12:42,109 What am I going to say? "I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned." 206 00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:43,710 "By the way, I broke your dog." 207 00:12:45,670 --> 00:12:47,790 Pheebs, if you want, I'll do it. 208 00:12:47,869 --> 00:12:49,029 Okay. 209 00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:52,149 Listen, just don't say anything about me, okay? 210 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:53,749 Alright. 211 00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:55,070 Don't! 212 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,310 Be too long with the phone. 213 00:12:59,590 --> 00:13:02,070 She'll be a much better friend once the market closes. 214 00:13:05,509 --> 00:13:07,790 - It's a woman. - Okay, so, talk to her. 215 00:13:11,229 --> 00:13:12,670 Hello, Mrs. Buffay. 216 00:13:14,109 --> 00:13:15,550 I know where your dog is 217 00:13:17,149 --> 00:13:19,470 and I want you to know, he'll be returned to you 218 00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:23,029 almost as good as new within 24 hours. 219 00:13:23,790 --> 00:13:24,950 Goodbye. 220 00:13:31,749 --> 00:13:33,509 - Why the voice? - Hard to say. 221 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:39,389 - Your cappuccino, sir. - Thank you. 222 00:13:43,269 --> 00:13:45,229 I think this is much better than the coffee house. 223 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:46,430 Absolutely. 224 00:13:55,229 --> 00:13:57,109 How come it's not mixing with the water? 225 00:13:57,710 --> 00:14:00,310 The package says you have to constantly keep it moving. 226 00:14:00,389 --> 00:14:02,509 Stir and drink. Never let it settle. 227 00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:09,710 Hey, this is ridiculous. 228 00:14:09,790 --> 00:14:12,670 I tell you what, after I get back from my niece's christening, 229 00:14:12,749 --> 00:14:14,910 I'll go down to the coffee house with you 230 00:14:14,989 --> 00:14:17,109 and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee, alright? 231 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,430 No problem. Joey's there. 232 00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:20,710 Okay. 233 00:14:21,509 --> 00:14:22,509 No. 234 00:14:23,269 --> 00:14:24,310 - No? - No. 235 00:14:24,389 --> 00:14:26,229 Well, I don't wanna have to have Joey with me 236 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:29,109 every time I want a decent cup of coffee. You know? 237 00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:32,509 And I don't wanna spend the rest of my life drinking "kappuccino". 238 00:14:32,950 --> 00:14:36,029 I say you and I go back there and stand up to those guys. 239 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,349 Alright. Hang on a second there, Custer. 240 00:14:39,989 --> 00:14:42,550 Yeah, really, Ross, have you ever been beaten up before? 241 00:14:42,629 --> 00:14:45,149 - Yeah, sure. - By someone besides Monica? 242 00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:46,269 No. 243 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,790 So what? So what if we get beaten up? 244 00:14:49,869 --> 00:14:51,869 Maybe that's just something every man has to go through 245 00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:55,029 once in his life, like a rite of passage or something. 246 00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:58,190 Well, couldn't we just lose our virginities again? 247 00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:02,269 You know, because I think, actually, mine's growing back. 248 00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:06,229 - Need to borrow a hundred bucks. - What? 249 00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:07,830 Hi. Welcome home. 250 00:15:09,029 --> 00:15:10,430 - I need a hundred bucks. - For what? 251 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:13,149 - I gotta get back in the game. - When did you get out of the game? 252 00:15:13,229 --> 00:15:15,109 I lost it all, okay? I lost it. 253 00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:17,389 - Oh, no! - Hey, I've come to terms with it. 254 00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:18,509 You have to too. 255 00:15:20,229 --> 00:15:21,389 Okay. 256 00:15:22,109 --> 00:15:25,070 Look, Mon, I'm really sorry. 257 00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:27,310 Yeah, yeah, yeah, where are we on the hundred bucks? 258 00:15:27,629 --> 00:15:29,749 - I don't have it. - But I need it! 259 00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:33,550 Otherwise, I'm gonna have to take that horrible diner job. 260 00:15:33,629 --> 00:15:37,470 You know, with the dancing and the costumes. 261 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:43,190 I don't wanna have to wear flame-retardant boobs. 262 00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:46,430 Nobody does, honey. 263 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,109 - Hi. - Shnoodle! 264 00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:56,310 Oh my God. What the hell happened to my dog? 265 00:15:56,869 --> 00:15:58,070 Well, it was an accident. 266 00:15:58,149 --> 00:16:01,509 The woman who did this would never ever hurt a dog on purpose. 267 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:02,869 She's a vegetarian. 268 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,749 - What are these? Stitches? - Yeah, eight of 'em. 269 00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:08,790 And that's 56 to him. 270 00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:12,989 You know, also, if it's raining you can't let him look up too long 271 00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:15,149 'cause that cone'll fill up really, really fast. 272 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:18,430 Well, thanks for bringing back what's left of him. 273 00:16:18,509 --> 00:16:20,229 Sure. Is Frank home? 274 00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:23,710 - How do you know Frank? - From a long time ago. 275 00:16:24,029 --> 00:16:25,149 Is he here? 276 00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:27,910 Yeah. Frank? 277 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:29,550 Yeah? 278 00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:31,470 What? 279 00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:34,629 Okay. I mean Frank senior. 280 00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:36,470 He went out for groceries. 281 00:16:36,550 --> 00:16:38,229 So will he be back soon? 282 00:16:38,550 --> 00:16:39,790 Well, he left four years ago, 283 00:16:39,869 --> 00:16:42,109 so we're expecting him back any minute now. 284 00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:45,149 Alright. I'm gonna go. 285 00:16:45,229 --> 00:16:48,149 I'm sorry about the dog and everything. 286 00:16:49,349 --> 00:16:51,790 Hey, lady. Wait up. 287 00:16:57,070 --> 00:17:00,070 - How do you know my dad? - Well, I don't really. 288 00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:02,509 Just genetically. 289 00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:05,869 He's kind of my dad too. 290 00:17:06,629 --> 00:17:08,109 - Heavy. - Yeah. 291 00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:12,830 So did he ever talk about me, Phoebe? 292 00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:15,910 Nah, but he didn't really talk about anything. 293 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:19,590 Except stilts. 294 00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:23,070 - Stilts? - Yeah. He loved stilts. 295 00:17:23,149 --> 00:17:24,590 This one time I was upstairs. 296 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,229 I was stealing cigarettes out of my mom's purse 297 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:30,149 and, all of a sudden, I look over 298 00:17:30,229 --> 00:17:32,509 and there's my dad's head bobbing past the window. 299 00:17:34,349 --> 00:17:36,710 He just had this big smile on his face 300 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,150 and he was waving, 'cause he was always happiest 301 00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:40,589 when he was on his stilts. 302 00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:44,309 Yeah. 303 00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:46,589 I don't know what to do with that. 304 00:17:47,069 --> 00:17:48,309 Me neither. 305 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,509 So, you're, like, my big sister? 306 00:17:54,069 --> 00:17:55,589 - Yeah. - Well, this is huge. 307 00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:57,110 You can buy me beer. 308 00:17:58,829 --> 00:17:59,910 I'm not gonna. 309 00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:04,269 But you know what's cool though? If you had a friend named Pete 310 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:07,229 then I could say "I know Pete, "he's friends with my brother". 311 00:18:08,029 --> 00:18:10,350 - I got a friend named Mark. - That'll work too. 312 00:18:10,950 --> 00:18:12,390 Cool. Alright. 313 00:18:12,789 --> 00:18:16,509 Maybe, you know, I could give you a call sometime. 314 00:18:17,509 --> 00:18:19,069 We could talk or something. 315 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,950 Yeah. That'd be okay. 316 00:18:21,029 --> 00:18:23,190 - Alright. - Okay. I'm in the book. 317 00:18:23,589 --> 00:18:24,870 Alright. 318 00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:30,549 - So stilts, huh? - Yeah. 319 00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:32,549 If you want I can take you around back 320 00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:34,789 and show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter. 321 00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:35,870 Okay. 322 00:18:39,069 --> 00:18:42,350 Well, we did it. We're here. We are standing our ground. 323 00:18:44,589 --> 00:18:46,350 How long does a cup of coffee take? 324 00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:48,150 Would you come on? Come on! 325 00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:50,710 Thank you. 326 00:19:01,829 --> 00:19:04,509 - Well, there we go. - I think we proved our point. 327 00:19:06,269 --> 00:19:08,229 - You burn your mouth? - Cannot feel my tongue. 328 00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:14,549 Bullies. Big bullies. 329 00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:18,269 Look who's here. It's the weenies. 330 00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:22,110 Did we not make ourselves clear the other day? 331 00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:25,870 - Yes, and that's why we're here. - Yes. We're standing our ground. 332 00:19:27,069 --> 00:19:28,150 Apparently. 333 00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:31,910 - Let's do this, already. - What do you got, there? A weapon? 334 00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:35,470 It's a nice watch. I don't want to break it on your ribs. 335 00:19:35,829 --> 00:19:37,589 - Alright, let's do this. - Alright. 336 00:19:38,789 --> 00:19:41,069 Question. If I don't care about my watch, 337 00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:42,509 can I use it as a weapon? 338 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:45,749 - What do you mean? - Well, it's sharp. It's metal. 339 00:19:45,829 --> 00:19:48,430 I think I can do some serious damage with it. 340 00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:51,910 - No, you can't use your watch. - Okay. 341 00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:54,350 - Or your keys. - Okay. 342 00:19:54,989 --> 00:19:58,470 Look, here's what we'll do. We'll put all keys and watches 343 00:19:58,549 --> 00:20:00,069 in the hat over there. 344 00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:01,390 - Alright? - Alright. 345 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:05,150 Alright, come on, man! Let's do this already! 346 00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:08,749 Before I forget, are we hitting faces? 347 00:20:09,269 --> 00:20:11,150 Of course. Why wouldn't you hit faces? 348 00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:13,989 Because I have to work on Monday. I have a big presentation. 349 00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:17,950 Actually, I got to show this apartment tomorrow 350 00:20:18,029 --> 00:20:20,910 and this no-faces thing might not be a bad idea. 351 00:20:21,989 --> 00:20:25,029 - Okay. Nothing from the neck up. - Alright. 352 00:20:26,110 --> 00:20:27,589 Or the waist down. 353 00:20:28,789 --> 00:20:30,870 - Dana's ovulating. - You guys trying again? 354 00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:31,950 Yeah. 355 00:20:32,829 --> 00:20:35,710 Let me just get this straight. We're strictly talking about the middle? 356 00:20:35,789 --> 00:20:38,069 - Come on! - You want some of this? 357 00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:40,630 You want a piece of this? I'm standing here! 358 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:44,350 Those guys are taking our stuff! 359 00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:51,390 God! That was amazing. That was incredible. 360 00:20:51,470 --> 00:20:54,430 - You guys kicked butt. - Us? What about you guys? 361 00:20:54,509 --> 00:20:57,390 Man, you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. 362 00:20:57,470 --> 00:20:59,710 - He was a big guy. - Yeah, he was, wasn't he? 363 00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:02,190 I wouldn't know, having missed everything. 364 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:06,069 Don't do that to yourself. Anyone of us could have tripped over 365 00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:07,549 that little girl's jump rope. 366 00:21:10,509 --> 00:21:15,269 So, listen, guys, are we okay here? 367 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,150 - We're okay. - Alright. 368 00:21:19,229 --> 00:21:21,430 Okay, so, can I have my hat back? 369 00:21:22,829 --> 00:21:24,029 No. 370 00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,549 Oh my God, look at her. 371 00:21:39,710 --> 00:21:40,910 Hi, Monica. 372 00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:44,829 - How's it going? - Hey, nice boobs. 373 00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:47,509 Guys, guys check this out. 374 00:22:06,229 --> 00:22:07,390 Excellent.