1 00:00:12,709 --> 00:00:15,189 So, I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth. 2 00:00:15,269 --> 00:00:17,790 Since it's Rachel's birthday and we want it to be special, 3 00:00:17,870 --> 00:00:19,669 I thought I'd poach a salmon. 4 00:00:20,589 --> 00:00:22,150 - What? - Question. 5 00:00:22,229 --> 00:00:24,790 Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things? 6 00:00:25,790 --> 00:00:27,470 You want to be in charge of the food committee? 7 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:30,069 Question two. Why do we always have parties with committees? 8 00:00:31,029 --> 00:00:34,349 Why can't we just get some pizzas and some beers and have fun? 9 00:00:34,430 --> 00:00:35,630 - Yeah. - I agree. 10 00:00:35,709 --> 00:00:38,190 I think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy 11 00:00:38,270 --> 00:00:40,230 on the inside and I'm just not sure we are. 12 00:00:41,910 --> 00:00:44,669 Alright. You guys don't want it to be special. Fine. 13 00:00:44,749 --> 00:00:48,029 You can throw any kind of party you want. Joey, they're not real. 14 00:00:48,669 --> 00:00:49,870 What? 15 00:00:50,349 --> 00:00:53,389 I start miles beneath the surface of these things. They're fake. 16 00:00:54,029 --> 00:00:55,389 See? Honk, honk. 17 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:59,429 Wow, it's like porno for clowns. 18 00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:50,830 I talked to Rachel's sisters. Neither of them can come. 19 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:54,470 Okay. So I still have to invite Dylan and Emma and Shannon Cooper. 20 00:01:55,709 --> 00:01:58,069 - No Shannon Cooper. - Why not her? 21 00:01:58,149 --> 00:02:00,509 'Cause she steals stuff. 22 00:02:03,630 --> 00:02:06,509 Or maybe she doesn't steal stuff and Joey just slept with her 23 00:02:06,589 --> 00:02:07,789 and never called her back. 24 00:02:10,390 --> 00:02:13,789 - Joey, that is horrible. - Hey, I liked her, alright? 25 00:02:13,869 --> 00:02:15,790 Maybe, maybe too much. I don't know. 26 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,110 I guess I just got scared. 27 00:02:19,629 --> 00:02:21,790 - Oh my God. - I'm sorry. I didn't know. 28 00:02:22,629 --> 00:02:24,830 I didn't think anyone would buy that. Okay. 29 00:02:26,709 --> 00:02:30,110 - Hi, honey. How did it go? - It was the graduation from hell. 30 00:02:30,189 --> 00:02:32,749 My cousin went to hell on a football scholarship. 31 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:36,390 This is supposed to be a joyous occasion. 32 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:39,790 My sister's graduating from college, nobody thought she would. 33 00:02:40,309 --> 00:02:42,629 It's a true testament to what a girl from Long Island would do 34 00:02:42,709 --> 00:02:43,830 for a Celica. 35 00:02:45,189 --> 00:02:47,350 - So what happened? - My parents happened. 36 00:02:47,429 --> 00:02:49,390 All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, 37 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:52,110 smile proudly and not talk about the divorce. 38 00:02:52,189 --> 00:02:54,869 But no. They got into a huge fight 39 00:02:54,950 --> 00:02:56,589 in the middle of the commencement address. 40 00:02:56,670 --> 00:02:59,990 Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. 41 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:03,950 You know what the good news is? 42 00:03:04,029 --> 00:03:05,830 I get to serve coffee for the next eight hours. 43 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:11,029 Okay, so I guess we don't invite her parents. 44 00:03:11,110 --> 00:03:13,709 - Well, how about just her mom? - Why her mom? 45 00:03:13,790 --> 00:03:15,429 'Cause I already invited her. 46 00:03:16,869 --> 00:03:19,309 - Did you ask Stacey Roth? - Can't invite her. 47 00:03:22,429 --> 00:03:23,629 She also steals. 48 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:32,790 Okay, here are the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake? 49 00:03:33,230 --> 00:03:35,189 Hey, we're not having birthday cake. 50 00:03:35,270 --> 00:03:36,749 We're having birthday flan. 51 00:03:39,189 --> 00:03:40,230 Excuse me? 52 00:03:40,309 --> 00:03:42,429 It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert. 53 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:43,790 That's nice. 54 00:03:43,869 --> 00:03:46,189 Happy Birthday, Rachel. Here's some goo. 55 00:03:53,029 --> 00:03:54,309 Dr. Green. 56 00:03:54,709 --> 00:03:56,670 Oh my God, it's Rachel's dad! 57 00:03:59,029 --> 00:04:00,149 What are you doing here? 58 00:04:00,230 --> 00:04:03,510 What, the father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday? 59 00:04:03,589 --> 00:04:05,309 No, no. The father can. 60 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:09,110 But since I am the roommate, I can tell you that she's not here 61 00:04:09,189 --> 00:04:11,709 and I'll pass along the message, okay? So bye-bye. 62 00:04:12,429 --> 00:04:14,390 You're having a party. 63 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,550 No, no, not a party. 64 00:04:16,629 --> 00:04:19,589 Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. 65 00:04:20,149 --> 00:04:22,629 This is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey. 66 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:26,590 I'll never remember all of that. So what's the deal? 67 00:04:26,670 --> 00:04:30,030 Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff? Is that it? 68 00:04:30,389 --> 00:04:32,590 This isn't your first surprise party, is it, sir? 69 00:04:36,550 --> 00:04:37,670 Hi, Monica. 70 00:04:40,749 --> 00:04:43,389 Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus. 71 00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:46,069 So, basically, just a Chinese guy. 72 00:04:48,309 --> 00:04:50,309 Hey, Dr. Green. Why don't you come with me? 73 00:04:50,389 --> 00:04:52,309 We'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed. 74 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:57,269 Alright. That sounds like a two-person job. 75 00:05:00,869 --> 00:05:02,910 Well, my goodness, what was that? 76 00:05:03,389 --> 00:05:04,470 Sandra, I am so sorry. 77 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:06,949 I thought you were Rachel and we weren't ready for you yet. 78 00:05:07,030 --> 00:05:08,309 You thought I was Rachel? 79 00:05:08,389 --> 00:05:10,629 Yes, because, you look so young. 80 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:13,429 And because you're both, you know, white women. 81 00:05:16,269 --> 00:05:20,150 I missed you kids. Should I put my coat in the bedroom? 82 00:05:20,230 --> 00:05:21,269 No! 83 00:05:22,069 --> 00:05:23,749 No, I'll take that for ya. 84 00:05:24,189 --> 00:05:26,790 Well, thank you. You're such a gentleman. 85 00:05:27,269 --> 00:05:28,429 Thank you. 86 00:05:30,389 --> 00:05:33,869 It all looks so nice. So festive, all the balloons. 87 00:05:35,949 --> 00:05:38,910 The funniest thing happened to me on the way here. 88 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:41,069 - I was dri… - That's great. 89 00:05:44,429 --> 00:05:45,829 I can't wait to hear the rest of it, 90 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:48,429 but I really have to go to the bathroom. 91 00:05:48,509 --> 00:05:49,910 Hey, come with me. 92 00:05:49,990 --> 00:05:51,189 - What? - Yeah, yeah. 93 00:05:51,269 --> 00:05:53,629 It'll be like we're gal pals, like at a restaurant. 94 00:05:53,710 --> 00:05:55,990 It'll be fun. Come on! 95 00:06:00,749 --> 00:06:03,590 - Oh my God! - Okay, think. 96 00:06:04,309 --> 00:06:05,990 What would Jack and Chrissy do? 97 00:06:08,309 --> 00:06:11,389 Okay, now that your coat is safely in the bed… 98 00:06:11,470 --> 00:06:13,629 We can come back out in the living room. 99 00:06:14,429 --> 00:06:17,470 So, Joey and Chandler, I think it's time that you take Dr. Green 100 00:06:17,550 --> 00:06:18,550 over to your place. 101 00:06:18,949 --> 00:06:20,269 Yes. Absolutely. 102 00:06:21,790 --> 00:06:23,030 Why again? 103 00:06:23,990 --> 00:06:26,350 Because that's where the party is, you goon. 104 00:06:27,749 --> 00:06:29,389 See, this is just the staging area. 105 00:06:29,470 --> 00:06:33,949 Right, it's the staging area. This is clearly in the wrong apartment. 106 00:06:39,829 --> 00:06:42,550 You guys are off to party number one. 107 00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:48,069 And you are off to party number two. 108 00:06:49,189 --> 00:06:51,509 Alright, fellas, let's keep it moving. 109 00:06:54,470 --> 00:06:56,910 Chandler, could you at least send some women to my party? 110 00:06:58,990 --> 00:07:00,509 Okay, that's Ross. 111 00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:03,389 Okay, they're coming. 112 00:07:10,790 --> 00:07:12,910 Thank you for such a wonderful dinner. 113 00:07:12,990 --> 00:07:14,150 Thanks for being born. 114 00:07:14,910 --> 00:07:17,470 Thank you for my beautiful earrings. They're perfect. 115 00:07:18,150 --> 00:07:19,350 I love you. 116 00:07:20,030 --> 00:07:22,309 You can exchange them if you want, okay? 117 00:07:23,670 --> 00:07:25,509 Now I love you even more. 118 00:07:30,749 --> 00:07:33,030 - Surprise! - Oh my gosh! 119 00:07:34,910 --> 00:07:35,949 Monica! 120 00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:39,590 Oh my God! Mom! This is so great! 121 00:07:39,670 --> 00:07:41,030 Happy Birthday, sweetie! 122 00:07:42,470 --> 00:07:45,629 You! I had no idea. 123 00:07:45,710 --> 00:07:47,269 - Really? - No, I knew. 124 00:07:47,350 --> 00:07:48,550 Alright. 125 00:07:49,189 --> 00:07:51,869 Everybody, there's food and drinks on the table. 126 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:53,269 - Go across the hall. - What? 127 00:07:53,350 --> 00:07:54,670 Joey and Chandler's. Go. Now! 128 00:07:54,749 --> 00:07:55,869 - Why? - Just go. 129 00:07:58,509 --> 00:07:59,550 - Weird. - I don't know… 130 00:07:59,629 --> 00:08:01,350 Surprise! 131 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:07,350 - Happy Birthday, sweet pea! - Daddy! 132 00:08:12,629 --> 00:08:15,590 Both of them are here? 133 00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:17,269 We could count again. 134 00:08:18,710 --> 00:08:21,710 - I can't believe this is happening. - This is ridiculous, okay? 135 00:08:21,790 --> 00:08:24,110 This is your birthday, this is your party. 136 00:08:24,189 --> 00:08:25,590 I say we just put them all together 137 00:08:25,670 --> 00:08:27,470 and if they can't deal with it, who cares? 138 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:28,949 - I do. - That's who. 139 00:08:31,269 --> 00:08:32,629 Are you going to be okay? 140 00:08:32,710 --> 00:08:35,710 Well, I have to be. I don't really have a choice. 141 00:08:35,790 --> 00:08:37,110 I could look at the bright side. 142 00:08:37,189 --> 00:08:39,509 I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes. 143 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:42,869 Well, actually, just one birthday flan. 144 00:08:45,749 --> 00:08:46,749 What? 145 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:49,149 It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert. 146 00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:51,590 Look, talk to Monica. She's on the food committee. 147 00:08:58,230 --> 00:09:00,869 Joe! Some girl just walked up to me and said 148 00:09:00,950 --> 00:09:03,749 "I want you, Dennis". And stuck her tongue down my throat. 149 00:09:04,629 --> 00:09:06,710 - I love this party. - Nice! 150 00:09:07,029 --> 00:09:08,950 - Quick volleyball question. - Volleyball? 151 00:09:09,029 --> 00:09:10,470 We set up a court in your room. 152 00:09:11,269 --> 00:09:13,669 You didn't really like that gray lamp, did ya? 153 00:09:14,830 --> 00:09:16,629 Joey, a woman just stuck her tongue down my throat. 154 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:18,389 I'm not even listening to you. 155 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:21,509 - Dennis! - Okay, that's me. 156 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,230 Listen, honey, can you keep dad occupied? 157 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:26,950 I'm going to go talk to mom for a while. 158 00:09:27,029 --> 00:09:29,509 Do you have any ideas for any openers? 159 00:09:30,430 --> 00:09:33,669 Let's just stay clear of "I'm the guy that's doing your daughter" 160 00:09:33,749 --> 00:09:35,029 and you should be okay. 161 00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:40,470 Okay, people, I want you to take a piece of paper. Here you go. 162 00:09:40,549 --> 00:09:43,190 And write down your most embarrassing memory. 163 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:46,190 And I do ask that when you're not using the markers 164 00:09:46,269 --> 00:09:49,990 you put the caps back on them because they will dry out. 165 00:09:51,470 --> 00:09:52,669 Hi, Dr. Green. 166 00:09:54,470 --> 00:10:00,070 So, how's everything in the vascular surgery game? 167 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:05,029 It's not a game, Ross. A woman died on my table today. 168 00:10:05,669 --> 00:10:06,830 I'm sorry. 169 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:10,669 See, that's the good thing about my job. 170 00:10:10,749 --> 00:10:13,669 All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead. 171 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:19,549 Listen, you guys. I don't mean to be a pain about this, 172 00:10:19,629 --> 00:10:22,669 but I've noticed that some of you are just placing them on. 173 00:10:22,749 --> 00:10:27,789 You want to push the caps until you hear them click. 174 00:10:29,990 --> 00:10:31,789 Gunther, where you going? 175 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:34,749 I was sort of thinking about maybe… 176 00:10:34,830 --> 00:10:37,149 No! No, you can't go! 177 00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:40,629 No, this is fun. We're just getting started. Here's your marker. 178 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,789 Listen, if you want to go, just go. 179 00:10:45,869 --> 00:10:47,710 No. She'll yell at me again. 180 00:10:51,549 --> 00:10:54,509 - Alright. I can get you out. - What? 181 00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:58,470 In a minute, I'm going to create a diversion. 182 00:10:58,869 --> 00:11:01,990 When I do, walk quickly to the door and don't look back. 183 00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:06,430 - I think I need a drink. - I'll get it for you. 184 00:11:06,509 --> 00:11:07,990 - What do you want? - Scotch. 185 00:11:08,070 --> 00:11:10,149 Scotch, alright, I'll be back in ten seconds 186 00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:13,029 with your scotch on the rocks in a glass. 187 00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:14,909 - Neat. - Cool. 188 00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:19,029 No, no. Neat, as in, no rocks. 189 00:11:20,029 --> 00:11:21,269 I know. 190 00:11:24,990 --> 00:11:27,629 - Hello, Ross. Where have you been? - Hi! 191 00:11:28,669 --> 00:11:34,310 I have been in the bathroom. Stay clear of the salmon mousse. 192 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:40,669 Scotch, neat. 193 00:11:41,070 --> 00:11:43,310 That's Rachel's father's drink. 194 00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:46,909 Mine too. Isn't that neat? 195 00:11:48,070 --> 00:11:49,590 Scotch neat. 196 00:11:52,389 --> 00:11:53,830 Would you excuse me? 197 00:11:58,629 --> 00:12:02,350 Hey. Where are you sneaking off to, mister? 198 00:12:03,749 --> 00:12:05,509 I'm getting my cigarettes out of my jacket. 199 00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:07,230 - No. - What do you mean, "no"? 200 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:10,869 No. That's the staging area. 201 00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:13,789 You go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. 202 00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:17,749 Yeah. I think you take your scotch back in there 203 00:12:17,830 --> 00:12:20,029 and I will get your cigarettes for you, sir. 204 00:12:21,110 --> 00:12:23,549 - And get my glasses too. - Alrighty-roo. 205 00:12:27,430 --> 00:12:29,549 What a great moment to say that for the first time. 206 00:12:33,749 --> 00:12:37,389 And the first person's most embarrassing memory is… 207 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,990 "Monica, your party sucks." 208 00:12:41,430 --> 00:12:42,990 Very funny. 209 00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:46,389 Oh, no! Did someone forget to use a coaster? 210 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:47,669 What? 211 00:12:54,509 --> 00:12:55,710 I don't see anything. 212 00:12:56,669 --> 00:12:58,549 Great! I'm seeing water rings again. 213 00:13:01,669 --> 00:13:04,269 Ross, whose glasses are those? 214 00:13:05,269 --> 00:13:06,350 Mine. 215 00:13:07,990 --> 00:13:09,789 You wear bifocals? 216 00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:14,190 I have a condition apparently 217 00:13:14,549 --> 00:13:19,310 that I require two different sets of focals. 218 00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:23,789 Do you know my husband has glasses just like that? 219 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:27,269 Well, those are very popular frames. 220 00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:28,990 Neil Sedaka wears them. 221 00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:34,110 I hear you can get people out of here. 222 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:38,430 - Rachel? - Yeah? 223 00:13:38,509 --> 00:13:41,070 You didn't tell me your boyfriend smokes. 224 00:13:41,669 --> 00:13:43,230 Yeah, like a chimney. 225 00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:45,710 Big smoker. 226 00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:49,110 Big, big smoker. 227 00:13:49,549 --> 00:13:51,549 In fact, I'm gonna go out into the hallway 228 00:13:51,629 --> 00:13:53,269 and fire up this bad boy. 229 00:14:06,389 --> 00:14:08,190 Are you wearing my glasses? 230 00:14:09,389 --> 00:14:10,470 Yes. 231 00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:15,950 I was just warming up the earpieces for you. 232 00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:18,590 Thank you. 233 00:14:20,869 --> 00:14:22,430 Is that one of my cigarettes? 234 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:28,110 Yeah. 235 00:14:29,149 --> 00:14:32,029 Yes, it is. I was just moistening the tip. 236 00:14:34,549 --> 00:14:38,110 Okay, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here, 237 00:14:38,190 --> 00:14:39,190 but it has to be now. 238 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:41,710 - She'll be back any minute. - What about my friend, Victor? 239 00:14:41,789 --> 00:14:45,470 No. Only the three of you. Any more than that, she'll get suspicious. 240 00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:48,149 - Let me just get my coat. - No, there isn't time. 241 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,590 You must leave everything. 242 00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:53,430 They'll take care of you next door. 243 00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:56,509 Is it true they have beer? 244 00:14:57,749 --> 00:14:59,430 Everything you've heard is true. 245 00:15:00,869 --> 00:15:02,950 Could you guys please try to keep it down? 246 00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:05,590 We're trying to start a Boggle tournament. 247 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:14,509 You! And you. You're supposed to be at my party. 248 00:15:15,070 --> 00:15:16,749 And Gunther! 249 00:15:21,509 --> 00:15:22,830 What are you doing here? 250 00:15:26,149 --> 00:15:28,149 Okay, welcome to the… 251 00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:32,149 Phoebe! 252 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:34,990 Alright, I'm sorry, but these people needed me. 253 00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:37,590 They work hard all week. It's Saturday night. 254 00:15:37,669 --> 00:15:39,590 They deserve to have a little fun. Go! 255 00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:42,669 You know, my party is fun. 256 00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:45,749 Maybe it's a little quieter, less obvious sort of fun, 257 00:15:45,830 --> 00:15:48,310 but you know, if people would just give it a chance… 258 00:15:52,789 --> 00:15:54,470 You want me to see a therapist? 259 00:15:54,549 --> 00:15:57,350 Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. 260 00:15:57,430 --> 00:16:00,669 You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father. 261 00:16:01,789 --> 00:16:04,269 You know what? Fine. I'll make an appointment, okay? 262 00:16:04,350 --> 00:16:07,509 But right now I got to go. I gotta go do a thing. 263 00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:11,509 Did you know your mother spent 1200 dollars on bonsai trees? 264 00:16:12,509 --> 00:16:14,389 I felt like Gulliver around that place. 265 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:18,149 Daddy, I really want to hear more about this I really do, 266 00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:21,110 but I just have to do some stuff. 267 00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:24,269 You work and you work and you work at a marriage 268 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,590 but all he cares about is his stupid boat. 269 00:16:26,909 --> 00:16:29,830 You work and you work and you work on a boat. 270 00:16:29,909 --> 00:16:32,629 He always ridiculed my pottery classes. 271 00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:34,950 And you sand it and your varnish it. 272 00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:38,590 But when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs. 273 00:16:38,669 --> 00:16:41,509 One night, her yoga and her "Bridges of Madison County"… 274 00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:43,110 The scotch, the cigarettes… 275 00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:44,710 The bonsais and the Chihuahua… 276 00:16:44,789 --> 00:16:46,990 I may have only been in therapy for three weeks now… 277 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:49,029 What the hell does she want with half a boat? 278 00:16:53,389 --> 00:16:55,869 Okay. You can be shirts and I'll be skins. 279 00:16:57,590 --> 00:16:58,830 I'll be skins! 280 00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:04,830 Hey. 281 00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:07,789 How you holding up, there, tiger? 282 00:17:09,869 --> 00:17:12,710 When my parents were getting divorced, I got a lot of tigers. 283 00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:16,950 Got a lot of champs, chiefs, sports. 284 00:17:17,749 --> 00:17:18,829 I even got a governor. 285 00:17:21,309 --> 00:17:22,910 This is it, isn't it? 286 00:17:22,990 --> 00:17:24,990 I mean, this is what my life's going to be like. 287 00:17:25,069 --> 00:17:27,109 My mom there, my dad there. 288 00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:29,230 Thanksgiving, Christmas. 289 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,749 She gets the house, he's in some condo 290 00:17:31,829 --> 00:17:34,029 my sister's going to decorate with wicker. 291 00:17:35,109 --> 00:17:37,549 Chandler, how did you get through this? 292 00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:42,710 I relied on a carefully regimented program of denial 293 00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:46,190 and wetting the bed. 294 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,309 You know, I just… It's so weird. 295 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:55,710 I was in there just listening to them bitch about each other. 296 00:17:56,349 --> 00:17:58,789 All I kept thinking about was the Fourth of July. 297 00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:02,630 Because it reminded you of the way 298 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:04,950 our forefathers used to bitch at each other? 299 00:18:05,789 --> 00:18:09,630 It's just this thing. Every year, we would go out on my dad's boat 300 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:11,109 and watch the fireworks. 301 00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:15,230 Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big. 302 00:18:15,589 --> 00:18:18,309 My sister, Jill, would be throwing up over the side 303 00:18:19,029 --> 00:18:21,309 and my dad would be upset because nobody was helping 304 00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:23,670 and then when we did help he would scream at us 305 00:18:23,749 --> 00:18:25,109 for doing it wrong. 306 00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:30,069 But then when the fireworks started, 307 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,710 everybody just shut up. 308 00:18:32,509 --> 00:18:34,309 And it'd get really cold 309 00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:37,630 and we would all just sort of smush under this one blanket. 310 00:18:38,749 --> 00:18:41,190 It never occurred to anybody to bring another one. 311 00:18:43,309 --> 00:18:44,710 And now, it's… 312 00:18:48,349 --> 00:18:49,670 Yeah, I know. 313 00:19:12,029 --> 00:19:14,230 Thanks for coming. I hope you guys had fun. 314 00:19:14,309 --> 00:19:16,349 Monica dear, I'm going to hit the road. 315 00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:18,829 Now, I've left my ten verbs on the table 316 00:19:19,269 --> 00:19:21,470 and you be sure and send me that finished poem. 317 00:19:22,029 --> 00:19:24,029 Will do. I'm so glad you came. 318 00:19:24,109 --> 00:19:25,549 I think I saw Rachel out in the hall? 319 00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:27,150 - Let me go check. - Alright. 320 00:19:29,509 --> 00:19:31,630 - Your mom wants to say goodbye. - Okay. 321 00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:33,549 Happy Birthday, sweetie. 322 00:19:36,589 --> 00:19:38,190 You drive safe. 323 00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:40,710 Ross, what are you doing? 324 00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:44,430 I'm getting ready for the water skiing. 325 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,470 One more big hug. Come on. 326 00:19:50,509 --> 00:19:51,870 How are you? 327 00:19:53,910 --> 00:19:55,950 - Dr. Green, where you going? - To get my coat. 328 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,630 - No! - I'll get that! 329 00:19:57,710 --> 00:19:59,509 Alright! I can get my own coat. 330 00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:09,950 Sorry. We're on a major flan high. 331 00:20:13,029 --> 00:20:15,829 Oh no! No, you're not supposed to be here. 332 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,269 'Cause this is the staging area. 333 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:19,190 It's all wrong. You should leave. 334 00:20:19,829 --> 00:20:21,710 You know, just get out. 335 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:32,789 Or perhaps you'd like a creme de menthe. 336 00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:36,509 I have to be heading toward my chateau. Thank you. 337 00:20:36,589 --> 00:20:39,309 Alright, then I guess we're going back into the hallway again. 338 00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:41,069 Thanks for coming, Mrs. Green. 339 00:20:51,109 --> 00:20:54,190 Okay. You take care. 340 00:20:58,029 --> 00:20:59,630 You kids! 341 00:21:02,670 --> 00:21:03,870 Well… 342 00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:07,990 This is the best party I've been to in years. 343 00:21:09,029 --> 00:21:10,390 Thank you! 344 00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:17,829 Okay, everybody, it's time for flan. 345 00:21:18,349 --> 00:21:20,910 Yep. Get ready for the gelatinous fun. 346 00:21:22,509 --> 00:21:25,230 Kind of looks like that stuff you get when you get a bad infection. 347 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,710 Okay, that's enough. 348 00:21:27,789 --> 00:21:30,190 Rachel, make a special flan wish. 349 00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:32,910 Okay, I've got one. 350 00:21:37,349 --> 00:21:38,349 Heads up! 351 00:21:41,150 --> 00:21:42,829 Those things almost never come true.