1 00:00:10,899 --> 00:00:14,059 Chandler, Mon, there's only one banana nut muffin left. 2 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,460 I ordered mine first. 3 00:00:15,540 --> 00:00:17,379 Yeah, but I'm so much faster. 4 00:00:18,980 --> 00:00:19,980 Give it to me. 5 00:00:20,459 --> 00:00:22,580 - No. - Give it to me! 6 00:00:23,539 --> 00:00:24,980 Okay, you can have it. 7 00:00:32,819 --> 00:00:34,819 There you go, enjoy your coffee. 8 00:00:36,139 --> 00:00:37,700 That was there when I got here. 9 00:00:40,979 --> 00:00:44,180 Hey, you guys. You will never guess who's coming to New York. 10 00:00:44,699 --> 00:00:46,299 Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow. 11 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,580 Ryan, that guy I went out with who's in the navy. 12 00:00:50,739 --> 00:00:52,220 You went out with a guy in the navy? 13 00:00:52,299 --> 00:00:54,059 Yeah, I met him when I was, playing guitar 14 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:55,419 in Washington Square Park. 15 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:58,419 Ryan threw in salt water taffy 'cause he didn't have change. 16 00:00:58,820 --> 00:01:01,019 Is that when you wrote "Salt water taffy man"? 17 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:02,260 No. 18 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:05,659 No. He is my submarine guy. 19 00:01:05,739 --> 00:01:07,299 He resurfaces every couple years 20 00:01:07,379 --> 00:01:10,180 and we have the most amazing three days together. 21 00:01:10,260 --> 00:01:12,180 Only this time he's coming for two weeks. 22 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:14,619 Two whole weeks, which means, yay! 23 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:19,339 So, wait, this guy goes down for like two years at a time? 24 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:24,579 That will teach you to lick my muffin. 25 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:30,260 Hi. 26 00:01:31,219 --> 00:01:33,419 - Oh no, what happened? - I just spoke to Carol. 27 00:01:33,499 --> 00:01:35,139 Ben's got the chicken pox. 28 00:01:35,219 --> 00:01:36,900 - Oh no. - You're kidding. 29 00:01:36,979 --> 00:01:39,859 So if you haven't already had it the chances are you're gonna get it. 30 00:01:39,940 --> 00:01:41,540 - Well, I've had it. - I've had it. 31 00:01:41,619 --> 00:01:42,779 - Had it. - Had it. 32 00:01:42,859 --> 00:01:45,380 I've never had it. I feel so left out. Look! 33 00:02:38,579 --> 00:02:40,699 Honey, you made the bed again. 34 00:02:41,139 --> 00:02:44,299 I told you, you don't have to do that. This isn't camp. 35 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:48,500 Then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for. 36 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:51,220 Okay, I'm going to take a shower 37 00:02:51,299 --> 00:02:54,739 and today I will be singing Jim Croce's "Leroy Brown". 38 00:03:04,579 --> 00:03:05,940 Monica? 39 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,979 Hey, Mon, I have a question. 40 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:11,660 Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town 41 00:03:11,739 --> 00:03:13,979 or the fattest man in the whole damn town? 42 00:03:14,739 --> 00:03:19,019 The baddest. Otherwise the song would be "Fat, fat Leroy Brown". 43 00:03:19,419 --> 00:03:20,699 What are you doing? 44 00:03:22,179 --> 00:03:24,459 I'm just waiting for you, sweetie. 45 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:29,419 Are you remaking the bed? 46 00:03:30,139 --> 00:03:33,299 I'm sorry. You know what, the way you did it was just fine. 47 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,820 Then you're redoing it because… 48 00:03:35,899 --> 00:03:37,579 If I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy. 49 00:03:37,660 --> 00:03:40,299 You're pretty much running that risk either way. 50 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:43,380 Okay, you see, 51 00:03:44,540 --> 00:03:48,299 the duvet tag shouldn't be at the top left corner. 52 00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:50,419 It should be at the bottom right corner. 53 00:03:50,979 --> 00:03:53,699 - Well, that's not so crazy. - I'm just easing you in. 54 00:03:54,260 --> 00:03:55,699 Alright. 55 00:03:55,780 --> 00:03:58,019 You see these little flower blossoms? 56 00:03:58,100 --> 00:04:00,179 They should be facing up, not down 57 00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:02,859 because, well, the head of the bed is where the sun would be. 58 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,179 You don't love me anymore, do you? 59 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:14,060 Actually, if it's possible, I love you more. 60 00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:16,220 Really? 61 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:20,019 Well, then come on. 62 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:22,540 I wanna show you how to fold the toilet paper into a point. 63 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,620 Look, Joey, if you need something to hold you over, 64 00:04:29,699 --> 00:04:32,219 I can get you a job right here as an entry level processor. 65 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:34,500 But don't you need experience for a job like that? 66 00:04:34,579 --> 00:04:37,019 It's not that hard to learn, and as for people realizing 67 00:04:37,099 --> 00:04:38,980 that you have no idea what you're doing… 68 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:41,219 Hey, you're an actor. Act like a processor, 69 00:04:41,659 --> 00:04:43,459 people will think you're a processor. 70 00:04:44,459 --> 00:04:46,699 Hey, Chandler! Here's this morning's projections. 71 00:04:46,779 --> 00:04:48,860 Hey. Thanks. Scott Alexander, Joey Tribbiani. 72 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:49,980 - Hey. - Hey. 73 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:52,459 Joey is fellow processor. 74 00:04:52,940 --> 00:04:54,260 No kidding? 75 00:04:55,659 --> 00:04:58,620 Yeah, yeah. I process. 76 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:01,420 People want the processing, I'm the one they call. 77 00:05:02,699 --> 00:05:03,699 Where do you work? 78 00:05:04,339 --> 00:05:06,139 Well, right now I'm in between things. 79 00:05:06,219 --> 00:05:08,060 You know how it is. One day, you're processing. 80 00:05:08,139 --> 00:05:11,699 The next day, you're not so much processing anymore. 81 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:15,019 I was just telling Joey about the opening in Fleischman's group. 82 00:05:15,099 --> 00:05:17,300 Fleischman's group? Whatever you do, 83 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:19,339 don't touch his sandwiches. 84 00:05:22,659 --> 00:05:24,539 Are all you processors dorks? 85 00:05:30,579 --> 00:05:32,620 This lipstick looks just great on you. 86 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:36,019 You look fabulous, honey, you really do. 87 00:05:36,099 --> 00:05:37,860 - Are you sure, really? - Yeah. 88 00:05:40,539 --> 00:05:43,060 See, you look beautiful. For God's sake, dim the lights. 89 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,860 I'm hideous. 90 00:05:47,219 --> 00:05:50,260 It's gonna be okay. Ryan's been underwater. 91 00:05:50,699 --> 00:05:53,740 He's just gonna be so glad that you don't have barnacles on your butt. 92 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:07,339 Come in. 93 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:09,860 Hey, baby, I'm ba… 94 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:11,420 Hey, Ryan, what's up? 95 00:06:14,699 --> 00:06:17,940 - What's going on? - No, no. You have to stay back. 96 00:06:18,019 --> 00:06:19,779 I have the pox. 97 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:23,940 Chicken or small? 98 00:06:25,060 --> 00:06:28,139 Chicken, which is so ironic considering I'm a vegetarian. 99 00:06:29,899 --> 00:06:31,099 Why aren't you at home in bed? 100 00:06:31,180 --> 00:06:33,459 Because my grandmother's never had chicken pox. 101 00:06:33,539 --> 00:06:35,940 Please, please tell me you have, 102 00:06:36,019 --> 00:06:38,099 because, oh my God, I forgot how cute you are. 103 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:40,420 I'm sorry. I never had them. 104 00:06:41,940 --> 00:06:44,300 Damn it! If I had one wish 105 00:06:44,699 --> 00:06:46,940 it would be to build a time machine, go back to when I was seven 106 00:06:47,019 --> 00:06:48,500 when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox. 107 00:06:48,579 --> 00:06:50,860 I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face. 108 00:06:51,539 --> 00:06:54,060 Or you could just wish that I didn't have them now. 109 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:57,219 - Can I please see your face? - No. 110 00:06:57,579 --> 00:06:59,579 You don't wanna see a face covered with pox. 111 00:06:59,659 --> 00:07:02,019 Your face could be covered with lochs, I wouldn't care. 112 00:07:03,219 --> 00:07:04,539 And you hate fish. 113 00:07:06,699 --> 00:07:10,219 That's so sweet. Alright, okay, you can see. 114 00:07:11,579 --> 00:07:13,300 This is me. 115 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:19,180 Sorry. 116 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:21,980 - I am scary. - Sorry, the lightning. 117 00:07:22,539 --> 00:07:24,659 The lightning was an unfortunate coincidence. 118 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:27,579 You look lovely. Lovely. 119 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:29,260 I hate this. 120 00:07:29,659 --> 00:07:32,779 I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us. 121 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:35,860 And almost everything I had in mind we had to be a lot closer than this. 122 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:39,779 Phoebe, I have spent the last eight months 123 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,380 in a steel tube with men 124 00:07:43,260 --> 00:07:44,899 thinking about this moment. 125 00:07:45,740 --> 00:07:50,300 I'm not gonna to let a bunch of itchy spots stand between us. 126 00:07:57,420 --> 00:08:00,019 This is the most romantic disease I've ever had. 127 00:08:06,659 --> 00:08:08,579 - Hey. - Hey. How's the first day going? 128 00:08:08,659 --> 00:08:10,099 Pretty good. It's like you said. 129 00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:13,219 It's mostly just putting numbers from one column into another column. 130 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:16,260 - Well, there you go. - Hey, and everybody is so nice. 131 00:08:16,339 --> 00:08:19,300 I just had a good talk with that lady with the red hair, Jeannie. 132 00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:21,820 Jeannie, the head of east coast operations, Jeannie? 133 00:08:21,899 --> 00:08:24,500 Yeah. Turns out our kids go to the same school. 134 00:08:28,260 --> 00:08:29,659 Yeah. Small world? 135 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:32,699 Weird world. 136 00:08:33,659 --> 00:08:36,500 - Your kids? - I figure my character has kids. 137 00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:40,339 You know, there isn't a part of that sentence 138 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:42,139 that I don't need explained. 139 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:45,659 When you're acting, you need to think about stuff like that. 140 00:08:45,740 --> 00:08:48,220 My character, Joseph, the processing guy, 141 00:08:49,019 --> 00:08:51,700 has two little girls. Ashley and Brittany. 142 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:56,179 Ashley copies everything Brittany does. 143 00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:04,419 Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes. 144 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:07,539 Yeah. You know, Joseph and his wife, Karen, 145 00:09:07,620 --> 00:09:09,419 are thinking of having a third kid. 146 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:11,500 You know what? 147 00:09:12,299 --> 00:09:13,340 Just did. 148 00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:18,779 Really? That's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you must have there. 149 00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:30,659 You know what makes the itching even worse? 150 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:32,700 That you don't stop talking about it? 151 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:36,220 - Fine. - Let's just play, okay? 152 00:09:37,220 --> 00:09:40,539 Good. Okay. Here we go, double sixes. 153 00:09:41,019 --> 00:09:42,580 Here we go. 154 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:47,819 Here we go. Come to mama. Just getting ready to roll the dice. 155 00:09:48,819 --> 00:09:50,220 What are you doing? 156 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:51,460 - Are you scratching? - No. 157 00:09:51,779 --> 00:09:53,819 This is what I do for luck, okay? 158 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:56,100 You're scratching. 159 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:57,779 - Give me the dice. - No! 160 00:09:57,860 --> 00:10:00,299 - Give me the dice! - No! Here! There! 161 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,939 Double sixes! 162 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,939 We can't scratch. You know we can't. We'll scar. 163 00:10:06,019 --> 00:10:10,019 I can't stop thinking about it. It's just so hard. 164 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:13,100 I just wanna grab all these houses and rub them all over my body. 165 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:14,299 - No! - Yes. 166 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:15,700 - No! - Yeah. Come on! 167 00:10:16,299 --> 00:10:18,500 You know you want it. You know you want it too. 168 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:20,860 Come on, let's just be bad. It'll feel so good. 169 00:10:21,779 --> 00:10:23,460 Come on. 170 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:25,779 God, help me. 171 00:10:26,139 --> 00:10:28,539 - Good, huh? - Oh yeah. 172 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:30,899 Good. Now, do me. Do my back. 173 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,860 - Come on, harder. - There you go. 174 00:10:33,939 --> 00:10:36,700 - Don't move. - Why? What do you… 175 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:43,019 Stop that right now! 176 00:10:43,659 --> 00:10:45,700 You know, I might of expected this of you, Phoebe 177 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,980 but, Ryan, you're a military man. 178 00:10:52,059 --> 00:10:54,460 You and Milton have to join us on the boat. 179 00:10:54,539 --> 00:10:56,620 Karen will pack a lunch. You'll bring the kids. 180 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:58,620 - We'll make a day of it. - That's sounds lovely. 181 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,620 We're gonna have to set that up. I better get back. 182 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:02,899 Hope the baby feels better. 183 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:04,580 Thanks. 184 00:11:04,899 --> 00:11:06,980 - Bye-bye, Jeannie. - Bye-bye, Joseph. 185 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:08,779 What a phony. 186 00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:13,299 I'm sure you'll teach her a lesson 187 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:15,500 when she steps off the dock onto nothing. 188 00:11:16,819 --> 00:11:18,460 - Hey, Mr. Douglas. - Sir. 189 00:11:18,539 --> 00:11:20,139 Listen, Bing, I received your memo. 190 00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:22,860 So we're not gonna see the systems report until next Friday? 191 00:11:22,939 --> 00:11:25,740 The people in my group wanna spend the weekend with their families. 192 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,220 I have a family. I'm gonna be here. 193 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:30,860 Yeah, Bing, what's that about? 194 00:11:35,580 --> 00:11:38,740 It's about cutting my people a little slack for morale. 195 00:11:38,819 --> 00:11:41,500 If you wanna see some rough numbers, I can get them to you by Wednesday. 196 00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:43,139 Rough numbers? 197 00:11:44,819 --> 00:11:46,899 This company was not built on rough numbers. 198 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:48,580 Am I right, Mr. Douglas? 199 00:11:49,179 --> 00:11:51,620 Have the final numbers on my desk by Tuesday. 200 00:11:52,139 --> 00:11:53,539 If you say so, sir. 201 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,299 Joseph's good, isn't he? 202 00:11:58,179 --> 00:12:00,100 Well, I'm going to kill you. 203 00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:05,939 I just figured Joseph's the kind of guy who likes to mix it up. 204 00:12:06,019 --> 00:12:08,460 You know, get in there, ruffle some feathers. 205 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:11,500 Why? 206 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,659 Look, I'm sorry, but that's what Joseph does. 207 00:12:16,899 --> 00:12:20,460 Okay? If you try to pull something, he'll call you on it. 208 00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:23,539 "What are you trying to pull?", he'll say. 209 00:12:29,019 --> 00:12:30,220 Duct tape. 210 00:12:30,299 --> 00:12:32,299 Was I supposed to bring something too? 211 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,179 This is for the scratchy twins out there. 212 00:12:35,260 --> 00:12:36,779 I taped oven mitts to their hands. 213 00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:39,580 You're strict. 214 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,620 Yeah, well, it's for their own good. 215 00:12:41,980 --> 00:12:46,299 You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. 216 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,620 See, in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds 217 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:50,740 off your time. 218 00:12:52,179 --> 00:12:57,299 Exactly. I love that I can be totally neurotic around you now. 219 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:01,059 Tell me the truth. Don't you like it better now 220 00:13:01,139 --> 00:13:03,220 that everything on your desk is perpendicular? 221 00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:06,340 If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle. 222 00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:08,580 - Very good. - Thank you. 223 00:13:08,659 --> 00:13:11,419 You know what? Tomorrow I'm gonna do your clocks. 224 00:13:12,019 --> 00:13:14,019 You're gonna do what to my clocks? 225 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,819 I'm gonna set them to my time. 226 00:13:17,899 --> 00:13:21,220 Well, I'm confused. I thought we shared time. 227 00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:26,500 No, no. See, in my bedroom, I set my clock six minutes fast. 228 00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:27,700 You wanna know why? 229 00:13:27,779 --> 00:13:31,220 Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen? 230 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,819 Forget it. I'm not gonna tell you now. 231 00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:36,740 - Come on, tell me. - No. 'Cause you don't understand. 232 00:13:36,819 --> 00:13:38,860 You don't have any of these cute little obsessive things. 233 00:13:38,939 --> 00:13:40,539 No, that is not true. 234 00:13:40,899 --> 00:13:41,899 - Yeah? - Yeah. 235 00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,700 Alright, tell me one of yours. 236 00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,059 Okay. 237 00:13:49,539 --> 00:13:51,139 One of my things is… 238 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:56,019 …I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks. 239 00:13:58,899 --> 00:14:00,659 - Yeah. - What if they get mixed up? 240 00:14:01,019 --> 00:14:02,460 Boy, I would just… 241 00:14:03,899 --> 00:14:05,419 I would freak out. 242 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:08,460 You would not. 243 00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,980 I can't believe this. I hate this. You're too normal. 244 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,580 Can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. 245 00:14:14,659 --> 00:14:17,139 My boyfriend doesn't have a thing. 246 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:19,980 See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well there. 247 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,580 Hey! 248 00:14:29,299 --> 00:14:30,899 Mr. Douglas is looking for you. 249 00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:33,819 Why? Why is Mr. Douglas looking for me? 250 00:14:34,659 --> 00:14:36,899 Because he has a strong suspicion that you dropped the ball 251 00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:38,460 on the lender project. 252 00:14:38,779 --> 00:14:41,059 Why? Why does he suspect that? 253 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:44,419 Because at first he thought it was Joseph. 254 00:14:44,779 --> 00:14:46,700 But after he asked Joseph about it, 255 00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:48,899 turns out it was you. 256 00:14:50,179 --> 00:14:51,860 I just thought you should know. 257 00:14:51,939 --> 00:14:53,620 Alright, that's it! 258 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,819 Look, Joey, I'm sorry. 259 00:14:55,899 --> 00:14:58,059 I realize this is the role of a lifetime for you 260 00:14:58,139 --> 00:15:00,340 and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, 261 00:15:00,419 --> 00:15:02,139 but unfortunately that's not possible. 262 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:04,139 So I'm gonna have to let both of you go. 263 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,980 What are you talking about? Everybody loves Joseph. 264 00:15:08,059 --> 00:15:10,220 I don't. I hate Joseph. 265 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:13,340 Okay? I think he's a brown-nosing suck-up. 266 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:15,659 Yeah? 267 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,659 Well, you can't fire Joseph. You know why? 268 00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:19,460 'Cause he's not in your department. 269 00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:26,299 Alright, okay. So I can't fire Joseph, 270 00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:28,740 but I can sleep with his wife. 271 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,460 - Not Karen. - Yeah, Karen. 272 00:15:34,539 --> 00:15:36,700 I'm thinking about having an affair with her. 273 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,460 You know what? I just did. 274 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:44,779 What the hell are you doing to me, man? 275 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,539 Well, it's not me. It's my character. 276 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:49,939 Chandy. 277 00:15:50,899 --> 00:15:53,580 Yeah, the rogue processor who seduces his co-workers' wives 278 00:15:53,659 --> 00:15:56,340 for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler. 279 00:15:56,419 --> 00:15:58,939 In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer. 280 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:01,659 - Really? - No, freak show! 281 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:04,620 - She's fictional! - Take it easy. 282 00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:09,340 If it means that much to you I'll go find something else. 283 00:16:10,539 --> 00:16:11,860 Thank you. 284 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,380 It's just that I'm gonna miss Joseph. 285 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:20,620 I liked him. His wife, she was hot. 286 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,139 Please take these off. I swear I won't scratch. 287 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,460 Sorry, hon. Monica's orders. 288 00:16:32,779 --> 00:16:34,179 Well, that wasn't easy. 289 00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:37,419 Okay, dinner's on. 290 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,860 And there's a peach cobbler warming in the oven. 291 00:16:40,939 --> 00:16:42,299 So the plate's gonna be hot, 292 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,460 but that shouldn't be a problem for you. 293 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:47,740 Alright, you kids. 294 00:16:47,819 --> 00:16:49,220 - Bye now. - Bye. 295 00:16:49,819 --> 00:16:51,939 Look! A low-budget puppet show. 296 00:16:54,299 --> 00:16:56,819 It's such a shame you can't see what finger I'm holding up. 297 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,019 - Wine? - Please. 298 00:17:13,139 --> 00:17:14,460 - Spilled some. - I got it. 299 00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:28,819 I must tell you. You look beautiful tonight. 300 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:30,379 What? 301 00:17:31,859 --> 00:17:32,900 Sorry. 302 00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:37,140 You look beautiful. 303 00:17:53,299 --> 00:17:54,900 You know what? That's it. 304 00:18:03,779 --> 00:18:04,859 Yes! 305 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,700 Good. 306 00:18:12,819 --> 00:18:14,140 Hey, you guys, did you… 307 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,220 Monica, wake up. 308 00:18:25,819 --> 00:18:27,700 - Monica. - What's up? 309 00:18:27,779 --> 00:18:29,700 I thought of a thing. 310 00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,260 - Yeah? - Yeah. 311 00:18:36,059 --> 00:18:39,579 I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed. 312 00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:43,140 No, honey. 313 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,339 You have to sleep on this side of the bed 314 00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:48,220 because I have to sleep on this side of the bed. 315 00:18:49,819 --> 00:18:52,420 Or so I would have you believe. 316 00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:54,660 No. 317 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:57,859 Big deal. So you have a side of the bed. 318 00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:59,539 Everybody has a side of the bed. 319 00:18:59,859 --> 00:19:01,900 Come on. You haven't heard my reason yet. 320 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,299 - Alright, go on. - Okay. 321 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,980 I have to sleep on the west side 322 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:11,140 because I grew up in California 323 00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:15,500 and otherwise the ocean would be on the wrong side. 324 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:23,299 Oh my God. You're a freak. 325 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,819 Yeah. How about that? 326 00:19:30,859 --> 00:19:32,619 So, Ryan, where you shipping off to? 327 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:33,900 I really can't say. 328 00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:36,700 So, do you have any like nuclear weapons on board? 329 00:19:36,779 --> 00:19:37,819 I can't say. 330 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:40,940 Do you get to look through one of those periscope thingies? 331 00:19:41,019 --> 00:19:42,859 I'm sorry, but I can't say. 332 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,420 It's neat learning about submarines. 333 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,379 I better get out of here, I'm gonna miss my flight. 334 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:50,059 - I'll walk you out. - Bye, Ryan. 335 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:51,779 - Nice to meet you. - Pleasure. Take care. 336 00:19:57,260 --> 00:20:01,019 So, do you think we could get you one of those uniform things? 337 00:20:02,779 --> 00:20:04,220 You like that, do you? 338 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,819 - Oh yeah. - I'll make some calls. 339 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,819 Can you believe this is how we spent our two weeks together? 340 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,379 We didn't do any of the romantic things I had planned, 341 00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:18,299 like having a picnic in Central Park and coffee at Central Perk. 342 00:20:19,099 --> 00:20:20,379 I just got that. 343 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:30,420 Taxi! 344 00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,539 Bye, you. 345 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:51,779 I'm sorry. We're clo… 346 00:20:55,059 --> 00:20:57,579 - Hey, sailor. - Is this what you had in mind? 347 00:20:59,539 --> 00:21:00,859 I'll say. 348 00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:07,940 I'm shipping out tomorrow. 349 00:21:08,539 --> 00:21:13,700 Well, then, we better make this night count. 350 00:21:16,339 --> 00:21:18,379 Wait. I forgot to turn off the cappuccino machine. 351 00:21:19,019 --> 00:21:20,220 Sorry. 352 00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:28,460 Anchors away. 353 00:21:31,339 --> 00:21:33,299 And my purse, my purse. 354 00:21:35,099 --> 00:21:36,099 Sorry. 355 00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:41,579 You know what? I forgot to turn off the bathroom light. 356 00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:43,660 Why don't I just meet you upstairs? 357 00:21:48,579 --> 00:21:49,579 Honey!