1 00:00:08,839 --> 00:00:10,199 Hey, Joey. How'd the audition go? 2 00:00:10,279 --> 00:00:12,279 Incredible. I met the director this time. 3 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:13,760 And you will never believe who it was. 4 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,040 - Who? - Alright, I'll give you one hint. 5 00:00:16,999 --> 00:00:18,239 Warren Beatty. 6 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:22,720 Yeah. There's just one thing that might be kind of a problem. 7 00:00:22,799 --> 00:00:26,000 See, I had to kiss this guy. 8 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:28,239 Because he was just so darn cute? 9 00:00:29,119 --> 00:00:30,439 No. As part of the audition. 10 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:33,320 See I'm up for the part of this guy who the main guy kisses. 11 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,079 Well, hey, you're an actor. 12 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,439 I say you just suck it up and you do it. 13 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:42,799 Or you just do it. 14 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,680 - I did do it. I'm a professional. - So what's the problem? 15 00:00:46,759 --> 00:00:49,000 See, after the scene Mr. Beatty comes up to me 16 00:00:49,079 --> 00:00:51,879 and he says: "Good actor, bad kisser." 17 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:55,320 Can you believe that? Me, not a good kisser. 18 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:59,320 That's like Mother Teresa, not a good mother. 19 00:01:01,199 --> 00:01:03,199 Come on. Who cares what that guy thinks? 20 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,320 What does Warren Beatty know about kissing? 21 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,880 What did your agent say? 22 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,719 Yup. This kiss thing is definitely a problem. 23 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,919 Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. 24 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,559 Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. 25 00:02:07,279 --> 00:02:09,919 Okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me. 26 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:11,440 - Forget it. - Right. 27 00:02:12,119 --> 00:02:14,119 Come on. I need your help here. 28 00:02:14,199 --> 00:02:15,360 Alright. I'll do it. 29 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:17,319 I've kissed him before. I can do it again. 30 00:02:17,999 --> 00:02:20,039 See this? This is a friend. 31 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:21,599 Let's go. 32 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,520 Wait. I have gum. 33 00:02:25,119 --> 00:02:26,119 Okay. 34 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,520 Good. Very good. Firm, but tender. 35 00:02:36,879 --> 00:02:38,680 I'd recommend you to a friend. 36 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,480 Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem? 37 00:02:42,559 --> 00:02:44,800 Joey, maybe you're just not used to kissing men. 38 00:02:44,879 --> 00:02:46,920 Maybe you tensed up a little bit. 39 00:02:46,999 --> 00:02:48,719 Maybe that's what you need to work on. 40 00:02:49,039 --> 00:02:50,760 Yeah, that makes sense. 41 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,640 Over my dead body. 42 00:03:01,119 --> 00:03:03,400 And I'll be using his dead body as a shield. 43 00:03:08,319 --> 00:03:11,240 Come on out, honey. I'm telling you, you look good. 44 00:03:11,319 --> 00:03:12,960 Tell her she looks good. 45 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,719 Oh my God! 46 00:03:23,319 --> 00:03:24,999 You look so good. 47 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:30,559 I cannot believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people 48 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:33,360 looking like something you drink when you're nauseous. 49 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,640 So don't. I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway. 50 00:03:37,719 --> 00:03:39,640 It's your ex-fiance's wedding. 51 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,920 Because I promised Mindy I would. 52 00:03:41,999 --> 00:03:44,360 Yeah, well, you promised Barry you'd marry him. 53 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:50,719 I have to go. I'm the maid of honor. And besides, you know what? 54 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,119 I just need to be in a room again with these people 55 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,920 and feel good about myself. 56 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,119 Someone's wearing the same clothes they had on last night. 57 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,520 - Did someone get a little action? - Yeah, I may have. 58 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:10,599 Stud. 59 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,319 - What'd she look like? - We haven't actually met. 60 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,879 We just stayed up all night talking on the internet. 61 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:18,960 Geek. 62 00:04:19,439 --> 00:04:21,999 I like this girl, okay? I seriously like this girl. 63 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,880 You know how sometimes I tend to get a little defended and quippy? 64 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,120 - Get out! - No. Please. 65 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,200 She totally called me on it, okay? 66 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:32,440 She said: "Cut it out. Get real." 67 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,279 And I did. 68 00:04:36,239 --> 00:04:37,599 What's that like? 69 00:04:39,359 --> 00:04:41,080 It's like this. Me. 70 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:43,080 No jokes. 71 00:04:44,039 --> 00:04:46,120 Alright. Stop it. You're freaking me out. 72 00:04:47,679 --> 00:04:49,799 Yeah. I don't like you this way. 73 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,640 I'll see you guys later. 74 00:04:51,719 --> 00:04:53,479 - Bye, Richard. - Bye-bye. 75 00:04:54,039 --> 00:04:55,279 Bye, sweetie. 76 00:04:55,359 --> 00:04:57,080 - I love you. - I love you too. 77 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,919 "I think my boyfriend's ever so dreamy." 78 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,599 "I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like." 79 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,239 What are you talking about? What wedding? 80 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,320 Come on. Like you never talk about that? 81 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,359 No. Never. 82 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:20,719 I mean, we're just living in the moment. 83 00:05:20,799 --> 00:05:23,520 God, it is so nice, for once, not to get all hung up 84 00:05:23,599 --> 00:05:24,919 on "where is this going"? 85 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,279 - You afraid to ask him? - Could not be more terrified. 86 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,960 Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing. 87 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:34,080 Give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum. 88 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,359 Where's Benny? There he is. 89 00:05:42,159 --> 00:05:43,359 Where's Benny? 90 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,400 There he is. 91 00:05:47,919 --> 00:05:50,120 You know, that's probably why babies learn to talk. 92 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,080 So they can tell grown-ups to cut it out. 93 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:56,479 You know, I got a question for you. 94 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:59,320 - Just a little thing, no pressure. - Okay. 95 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,560 Do you ever think about the future? 96 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,200 - Sure I do. - Yeah? Am I in it? 97 00:06:09,599 --> 00:06:11,679 Honey, you are it. 98 00:06:13,159 --> 00:06:16,120 Oh God. You're about to get so lucky. 99 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,400 - Yeah? - Yeah. 100 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,080 Keep talking. 101 00:06:22,159 --> 00:06:25,760 Well, sometimes I think about selling my practice. 102 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,520 We could move to France. 103 00:06:30,679 --> 00:06:32,239 Make French toast. 104 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,320 Okay, so we're in France 105 00:06:36,799 --> 00:06:39,120 and we're making the toast. 106 00:06:41,239 --> 00:06:43,880 Do you see a little bassinet in the corner? 107 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,080 Like a hound? 108 00:06:48,159 --> 00:06:51,239 Not a basset. A bassinet. 109 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,919 You really need the bassinet? 110 00:06:56,479 --> 00:06:59,560 Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. 111 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,640 Do you not see kids in our future? 112 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,719 Hey, I love children. 113 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:09,960 I have children. 114 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,599 I just don't want to be 70 when our kids go off to college 115 00:07:13,679 --> 00:07:15,400 and our life can finally start. 116 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,479 Look, I want you. 117 00:07:22,479 --> 00:07:23,640 Now. 118 00:07:24,839 --> 00:07:26,200 Well, that's great. 119 00:07:26,919 --> 00:07:28,799 You know, we don't need to talk about this now. 120 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:32,239 Really, I mean, this is so way, way, way in the future. 121 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:36,159 I'm talking hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet. 122 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,000 Come on, Chandler. I want this part so much. 123 00:07:44,279 --> 00:07:45,880 Just one kiss. I won't tell anyone. 124 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,479 Joey, no means no. 125 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Hey! 126 00:07:54,039 --> 00:07:56,239 I'm sorry. We don't have your sheep. 127 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,520 Rach, I think you look cute. 128 00:08:04,159 --> 00:08:05,679 And you! You… 129 00:08:07,039 --> 00:08:09,719 - You I could eat with a spoon. - Get away from me. I said no. 130 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,239 Guys, Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs. 131 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,919 Richard's here? I should run down and say goodbye to him. 132 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,839 - Bye. Good luck. - Bye. 133 00:08:25,159 --> 00:08:27,239 So, how's your date with your cyber-chick going? 134 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,880 - What is all that? - It's a web site. 135 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,560 It's the Guggenheim Museum. 136 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:35,799 She likes art and I like funny words. 137 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,720 What does she mean by "HH"? 138 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:43,279 It means we're holding hands. 139 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:47,520 - Are you the cutest? - I'm afraid I might just be. 140 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,760 It's great that you are totally into this person, 141 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:56,520 and yet, for all you know, she could be 90 years old 142 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:00,400 or have two heads, or… it could be a guy. 143 00:09:02,279 --> 00:09:04,840 Okay, it's not a guy, alright? I know her. 144 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:07,000 It could be a big, giant guy. 145 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,520 Man, I got this close to him 146 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:16,360 and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on? 147 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,400 We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend's a girl. 148 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,760 Just ask her how long she's going to live. 149 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,799 Women live longer than men. 150 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:29,120 How do you not fall down more? 151 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,159 Okay, ask her what is her current method of birth control. 152 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:35,480 Alright. 153 00:09:39,159 --> 00:09:41,640 "My husband is sleeping with his secretary." 154 00:09:42,959 --> 00:09:44,360 She's married? 155 00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:47,240 Well, at least we know she's a woman. 156 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,760 - I can't believe she's married. - Man, I'm sorry. 157 00:09:55,439 --> 00:09:57,439 This must be really tough for you. 158 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,120 So I read this article the other day 159 00:10:03,439 --> 00:10:06,120 and it says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings 160 00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:08,679 because when pigeons eat rice, it kills them. 161 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,279 So that's why you never see pigeons in sushi bars. 162 00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:15,919 - See, we're having fun. - Absolutely. 163 00:10:17,039 --> 00:10:18,840 Yeah, I'm not even thinking about that thing 164 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,439 that we're not going to be thinking about. 165 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,799 - Neither am I. - Yeah. 166 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:23,600 - Hey, there. - Hi. 167 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:25,600 - Are you alright? - Yeah. 168 00:10:25,679 --> 00:10:27,279 When I was in the bathroom I saw the window 169 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,559 that I crawled out of at my wedding and God, I just start thinking 170 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,679 I shouldn't be here, you know? 171 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:35,279 People are going to be looking at me and judging me 172 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,039 and thinking about the last time. 173 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,880 Sweetie, it's going to be okay, alright? 174 00:10:38,959 --> 00:10:41,520 It's a wedding. Generally, people focus on the bride. 175 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:45,039 - God, I know you're right. - Alrighty! Everybody look at me. 176 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,840 Good. Alright. It's time. 177 00:10:46,919 --> 00:10:50,039 Bridesmaids and ushers let's see two lines. Thank you. 178 00:10:51,959 --> 00:10:53,880 Okay. I'll see you after the thing. 179 00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:56,439 - Okay, good luck. - Thank you. Okay. 180 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,199 Okay. 181 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,760 Why the hell didn't you tell me? 182 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:09,439 I'm sorry. What was I supposed to do? 183 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:12,000 Stand up and shout "Rachel, your butt is showing"? 184 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,559 Oh my God, this is so humiliating. 185 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,400 I think the only thing that tops that one 186 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,319 was when I was in eighth grade and I had to sing the "Copacabana" 187 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,439 in front of the entire school. 188 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,959 I think I got two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. 189 00:11:24,039 --> 00:11:26,039 My entire life's flashing before my eyes. 190 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,919 Rach, I remember that. It wasn't so bad. 191 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,120 Ross, would you stop? You got me. I'm dating you. 192 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,480 Rachel. 193 00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:37,079 Hi, Mr. Weinberg. Hi, Mrs. Weinberg. 194 00:11:37,159 --> 00:11:39,520 It's so wonderful to see you again, my dear. 195 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:42,319 In fact, I hardly expected to see so much. 196 00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:46,480 You told me you didn't see anything. 197 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:47,840 I tell you a lot of things. 198 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:52,520 Well, it's wonderful to have you up and about again, dear. 199 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,400 Stay well. 200 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,400 Okay, now that is the third time 201 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,520 someone has said something like that to me today. 202 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,159 Rach? Rach! 203 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,159 - Hi. - Oh my God! I'm married! 204 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,840 I'm Mrs. Dr. Barry Hunter hyphen Farber. 205 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,880 Honey. I'm so proud of you, Min. 206 00:12:10,199 --> 00:12:11,199 Min? 207 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,959 Rach. You're still here. 208 00:12:14,039 --> 00:12:16,760 At our wedding they were packing up the chopped liver about now. 209 00:12:17,559 --> 00:12:19,000 Yeah, I love that story. 210 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,279 I have a question for you guys. 211 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:25,360 Why do people keep saying it's good to see me up and about? 212 00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:28,640 Well, after you ran out on your wedding, 213 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:32,640 Barry's parents told people you were sort of insane. 214 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,840 - Insane? - From the syphilis. 215 00:12:37,279 --> 00:12:38,480 What? 216 00:12:39,319 --> 00:12:42,559 Well, what were they going to say? You didn't love me anymore? Come on. 217 00:12:44,799 --> 00:12:46,840 Angela? Joey Tribbiani. 218 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:50,520 Listen, what are you doing tonight? 219 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,720 I know you're seeing that guy. 220 00:12:52,799 --> 00:12:54,799 I was thinking maybe you could bring him… 221 00:12:55,279 --> 00:12:56,880 Hello? 222 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,720 Aren't you going to answer her? 223 00:13:08,799 --> 00:13:11,319 That's like the tenth bing-bong message she sent. 224 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,159 She wants to know what's wrong. 225 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:16,000 What's wrong? You're married. That's what's wrong. 226 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,120 - Oh my. - What? 227 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,480 She wants to meet you in person. 228 00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:25,199 Look, Phoebe, I wanted to meet her in person too, 229 00:13:25,279 --> 00:13:27,640 but she's married. She has a husband. 230 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,679 What if the husband person is the wrong guy 231 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,360 and you are the right guy? 232 00:13:31,439 --> 00:13:33,640 You don't get chances like this all the time. 233 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,159 If you don't meet her now you're going to be kicking yourself 234 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,120 when you're 80, which is hard to do and that's how you break a hip. 235 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,000 Okay. I'll do it. 236 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,880 Yay! Okay, great. 237 00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:47,720 Go put on your shoes and then march out there and meet her. 238 00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:50,880 No! Wait. You have to take a shower, 'cause… 239 00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:52,279 And I'll get the… 240 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:55,199 No, you have to answer her. Answer her first. 241 00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:57,919 You know what, make some coffee 'cause it's too much. 242 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,159 Okay. One more, please. 243 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,480 Come on, I'm going to get it in this time. I will. 244 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:07,840 Okay. Last chance. 245 00:14:13,279 --> 00:14:15,199 Again. I'm sorry. 246 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:22,240 You know what? Maybe I don't need to have children. 247 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,799 You know, maybe I just think I do because that's what society, 248 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,159 and by that I mean my mom, 249 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,679 has always convinced me that I… 250 00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:37,039 I do. 251 00:14:37,559 --> 00:14:39,840 I have to have children. I'm sorry. I just do. 252 00:14:42,439 --> 00:14:44,600 Yo! Can I have your attention, please? 253 00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:48,439 Best man making a toast here. Thank you. 254 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:53,360 I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel. 255 00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:58,120 What? You hired the same band. 256 00:14:58,199 --> 00:14:59,480 I can't use the same speech? 257 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,360 Thank you. Thank you very much. 258 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,720 Anyway, I wish you both a wonderful life together. 259 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,919 - And Rachel. - What? 260 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,199 No, no. In all seriousness. 261 00:15:12,559 --> 00:15:15,520 Not a lot of women would've had the guts to come back here tonight 262 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,720 and even fewer would've done it with their asses hanging out! 263 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,319 Classic! 264 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,199 I'd like to add something to that. 265 00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:30,520 - Why are you adding? - It's okay. 266 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,079 Most of you don't know me. 267 00:15:33,159 --> 00:15:35,400 I'm Rachel's boyfriend. 268 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,760 Dear God. 269 00:15:37,799 --> 00:15:38,840 Ross. 270 00:15:38,919 --> 00:15:43,199 And, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage 271 00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:45,159 for Rachel to come here tonight 272 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,959 and, just for the record, 273 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,799 she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. 274 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,640 What are you doing? I'm serious. 275 00:15:58,199 --> 00:16:00,959 The reason she walked out on Barry 276 00:16:01,039 --> 00:16:03,880 is simply that she didn't love him 277 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,600 which, incidentally, worked out pretty well for me. 278 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:15,959 Cheers. 279 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,279 - I'll see you in the parking lot. - No, Rach. 280 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:26,520 And once again, she is out of here. Okay. Who had 9:45? 281 00:16:40,079 --> 00:16:41,400 You know what, Bar? 282 00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:45,480 I'm not going to leave. I probably should, but I'm not. 283 00:16:46,279 --> 00:16:48,240 I promised myself I would make it through 284 00:16:48,319 --> 00:16:50,319 at least one of your weddings. 285 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:57,600 See, now, all I really wanted was to make it through this evening 286 00:16:57,679 --> 00:17:01,559 with a little bit of grace and dignity. 287 00:17:02,679 --> 00:17:05,880 Well, I guess we can all agree that's not going to happen. 288 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,840 I guess there's nothing really left to say. 289 00:17:13,479 --> 00:17:14,919 Except… 290 00:17:20,679 --> 00:17:22,560 Her name was Lola, 291 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,919 She was a show girl 292 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:32,439 With yellow feathers in her hair 293 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,199 And a dress cut down to there 294 00:17:35,759 --> 00:17:37,239 She would… 295 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,719 - Merengue. - Merengue. Thank you, honey. 296 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,999 And do the cha-cha 297 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,999 And while she'd like to be a star 298 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,840 Tony always tended bar 299 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,400 Wait! Wait! Everybody! 300 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,719 Okay. I'll do it. 301 00:18:15,159 --> 00:18:16,159 You'll do what? 302 00:18:16,239 --> 00:18:18,919 If kids is what it takes to be with you, then kids it is. 303 00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:21,239 Oh my God. 304 00:18:21,719 --> 00:18:24,080 If I have to, I'll do it all again. 305 00:18:24,159 --> 00:18:26,159 I'll do the four o'clock feeding thing. 306 00:18:26,479 --> 00:18:29,919 I'll go to the PTA Meetings. I'll coach the soccer team. 307 00:18:31,239 --> 00:18:33,199 - Really? - Yeah, if I have to. 308 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,800 Monica, 309 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,919 I don't want to lose you. 310 00:18:40,999 --> 00:18:44,840 So, if I have to do it all again, then I will. 311 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,800 You are the most wonderful man. 312 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:58,479 And if you hadn't have said "if I have to" like 17 times, 313 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,880 then I'd be saying "okay, let's do it". 314 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,439 But you're not. 315 00:19:08,199 --> 00:19:09,479 Oh my God… 316 00:19:11,159 --> 00:19:13,239 I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. 317 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,280 I want to have a baby. 318 00:19:21,719 --> 00:19:23,560 But I don't want to have one with someone 319 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,439 who doesn't really want to have one. 320 00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,199 I love you. 321 00:19:41,159 --> 00:19:42,439 I know you do. 322 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,719 Me too. 323 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,959 So, what now? 324 00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,840 I guess we just keep dancing. 325 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,239 Where is she? 326 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,400 Hey. I have a question. 327 00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,199 - Where is she? - Chandler. 328 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,840 Relax, Chandler. She'll be here. 329 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,840 That's her. 330 00:20:27,919 --> 00:20:30,080 Yeah, 'cause life's just that kind. 331 00:20:31,719 --> 00:20:33,519 Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. 332 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,400 It's like a watched pot. If you keep looking at it, 333 00:20:36,479 --> 00:20:38,519 then the door is never going to boil. 334 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,439 I think what you have to do is try not to… 335 00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:49,120 Oh my God! 336 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:56,320 Oh my God! 337 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:09,239 Oh my God!