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Hey.

2
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Hey, Mr. Tux.

3
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–Why aren't you dressed?
–We have a half–hour.

4
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That was four minutes ago.
We have to be out the door at 20 to 8:00.

5
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Relax, we'll be ready. It takes us
two minutes to get dressed.

6
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I'd feel better if you got dressed now.

7
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–Okay.
–Okay.

8
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Hey!

9
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Oh, look at you, all sexy.

10
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Really?

11
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Wow!

12
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–Hi.
–Hi.

13
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–How come you didn't come over earlier?
–Because I'm a stupid, stupid man.

14
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Hey, Ross, want some cider?

15
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No.

16
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So you're pretty close, huh?

17
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Makeup's on. Hair's done.

18
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I just have to get dressed.

19
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And that takes, what?
Just six or seven minutes?

20
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Yeah. Once I figure out what I'm wearing.

21
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Glass of fat?

22
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What's the matter?
You nervous about your speech?

23
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Nope.

24
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–You wanna hear it?
–Am I in it?

25
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Uh–huh.

26
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After I thank everyone
for donating to the museum,

27
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I sing a song about the wonder
that is Joey.

28
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–Hello.
– Hey.

29
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Whoa!

30
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Hello! You look great!

31
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Thank you. I know, though.

32
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You see this? This is a person
who is ready to go.

33
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Phoebe, you…

34
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You are my star.

35
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Aww. Well, you're my lucky penny.

36
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All right, I took the quiz, and it
turns out I do put career before men.

37
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Get up.

38
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What?

39
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–You're in my seat.
–How is this your seat?

40
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I was sitting there.

41
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But then you left.

42
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Well, it's not like I went to Spain.

43
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I went to the bathroom.
You knew I'd be back.

44
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What's the big deal?
Sit somewhere else!

45
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The "big deal" is, I was sitting
there last! So…

46
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it's my seat.

47
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Well, actually, the last place
you were sitting was in there, so…

48
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You guys, you know what?
It doesn't matter.

49
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You both have to go get dressed before
the big vein in my head pops.

50
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I just have to do one thing.
It's not a big deal.

51
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Get up!

52
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–Hi.
– Hey.

53
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Ooh. Phoebe, you look great!

54
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All right already.

55
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Ooh. Are you gonna do magic?

56
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That's funny. Change.

57
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–Hang on, I just got in.
–I don't care.

58
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It starts at 8:00. We can't be late.

59
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"He could not, would not, want to wait."

60
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Our table is down in front.
My boss will be there.

61
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Everyone will see if we arrive
after it starts.

62
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Has somebody been drinking my fat?

63
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Does this look like something a
paleontologist's girlfriend would wear?

64
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I don't know.
You might be the first one.

65
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–Rach, did you check the machine?
– No.

66
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Wait. This is the outfit that makes
my calves look fat. Never mind.

67
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Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today.

68
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It's called, "Get Up!"

69
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All right. You can have the chair.

70
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–Really?
–Oh, my. Would you look at that?

71
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I'm coming over.

72
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What if I'm already there
when you play this message?

73
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Is that too spooky?

74
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Hi, Rach, are you there?
It's me. Pick up.

75
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Rachel? Rach?

76
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What?

77
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Never mind.

78
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Monica, it's Richard. Call me.

79
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Is that message old or new?

80
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Old or new? Old or new?

81
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It's definitely old.
Didn't you hear the double beep?

82
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What if it's new?
We agreed not to talk.

83
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It could be important.
Shouldn't I call him back?

84
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Honey, you did call him back.
It's old.

85
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Yeah, see, Mon, listen. Listen.

86
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When Carol and I broke up,

87
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I went through the same thing.
You know what I did?

88
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I got dressed.

89
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Really, really quickly, okay? Okay?

90
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There we go. There we go.

91
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You know what? Don't get up.
Just sit there.

92
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I just hope you don't mind
my hand right here.

93
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Not touching. Can't get mad!
Not touching. Can't get mad!

94
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Not touching. Can't get mad!

95
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Oh! Oh, my God!

96
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You rotten boys!

97
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–Sorry, Phoebe.
–What am I gonna do?

98
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Don't rub it!
What gets out hummus?

99
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What gets out hummus?

100
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Monica!
What gets out hummus?

101
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If it is a new message,
what is he calling to say?

102
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Okay, thanks. Yeah, I'll try that.

103
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Maybe he called to say
you're obsessive and crazy?

104
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–So should I call him back?
–(in unison) No!

105
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No!

106
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–Fine, we'll both sit in the chair.
–Fine with me.

107
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I am so comfortable.

108
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Me too.

109
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In fact, I think I might be
a little too comfortable.

110
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Okay, we have 19 minutes.
I want you to go and change.

111
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When you come back, Joey will go change,
and he'll have vacated the chair.

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–Okay.
–All right.

113
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Fine. I'm going.

114
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When I get back, it's Chair City.
And I'm the guy…

115
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who's sitting in a chair!

116
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Is this a little too––

117
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Pheebs? What happened?

118
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I got the hummus.

119
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Oh, honey, we'll find you something.
You wanna wear my black jacket?

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–It won't go with this dress.
–You're right.

121
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–Well, let's just get you out of that.
–No, no, no. Not out of that.

122
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–Not out of clothes.
–Can Phoebe borrow your green dress?

123
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I called him.

124
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Yes. I got his machine
and I left a message.

125
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But it's okay. It's okay,

126
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because it was, like,
a casual, breezy message.

127
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It was breezy.

128
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Oh, God, what if it wasn't breezy?

129
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How could it not be breezy? No,
because you're in such a breezy place.

130
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I got it. I'll play my message, and
you guys tell me if it's breezy enough.

131
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But how you gonna do that?

132
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I know the code to his answering machine.

133
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Okay, Mon, I really don't think
this is the––

134
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Okay, you're dialing. You are dialing.

135
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Hi, this is Richard.
Please leave a message at the tone.

136
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You have two new messages.

137
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What a cool job.

138
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"You have two new messages."

139
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Please pass the pie.

140
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Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in.

141
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I got a message and didn't know
if it was old or new,

142
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so I'm just checking.

143
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So let me know.

144
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Or don't. Whatever.

145
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I'm breezy!

146
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You can't say you're "breezy."
That negates the "breezy."

147
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Hola. It's me.
Yesterday was really fun.

148
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Call me about this weekend, okay?

149
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Now, she sounded breezy.

150
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He's seeing someone.
I can't believe he's seeing someone.

151
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–You don't know that.
–Well, whose voice was that?

152
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Maybe it was his sister's.
Maybe it was his daughter's.

153
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Michelle. Of course!
Did it sound like Michelle?

154
00:09:02,493 --> 00:09:06,576
Oh, great. It's starting to rain.
That'll make it easier to get a cab.

155
00:09:07,535 --> 00:09:08,660
It was Michelle.

156
00:09:08,743 --> 00:09:10,451
It was definitely Michelle.

157
00:09:10,701 --> 00:09:14,868
Try Monica's green dress. If it
doesn't fit, wear my gray silk one.

158
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–Unless I wear it.
–You don't know what you're wearing?

159
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I'm just trying to look nice
for your big night.

160
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Yeah, which we have to leave for
in 12 minutes.

161
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Come on, I'll just pick
something out for you.

162
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You'll notice that I'm fully dressed.

163
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I, in turn, have noticed that you are not.

164
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So in the words of A.A. Milne,
"Get out of my chair, dill–hole."

165
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Okay.

166
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–What are you doing?
–You said to give you the chair.

167
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You didn't say anything about cushions.

168
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They're the essence of the chair!

169
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That's right! I'm taking the essence.

170
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Oh, he'll be back.

171
00:10:01,993 --> 00:10:04,410
Oh, there's nobody in the room.

172
00:10:04,826 --> 00:10:08,826
–I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty.
–That was a Halloween costume.

173
00:10:08,910 --> 00:10:12,118
Unless you would like me to go
as Little Bo Peep.

174
00:10:12,743 --> 00:10:15,368
I didn't recognize it
without that inflatable sheep.

175
00:10:15,743 --> 00:10:19,451
Yeah, which, by the way, Chandler,
I would like back one of these days.

176
00:10:21,868 --> 00:10:24,868
Rach, good! Listen, isn't this
perfect for me?

177
00:10:24,951 --> 00:10:27,285
Oh, it's perfect! But not for tonight.

178
00:10:27,368 --> 00:10:31,076
Of course not for tonight.
Hi. I'm going to a benefit.

179
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Not for tonight?
What are you doing?

180
00:10:33,285 --> 00:10:36,826
No, I'm sorry. We didn't mean it.
I love you. Breathe.

181
00:10:38,243 --> 00:10:41,368
We used them as pillows
when we went camping.

182
00:10:41,451 --> 00:10:42,451
What?

183
00:10:43,451 --> 00:10:44,660
The sheep.

184
00:10:46,035 --> 00:10:48,743
Hey, what you do on your own time…

185
00:10:52,493 --> 00:10:55,035
–Where's my underwear?
–Whoa, whoa, whoa.

186
00:10:55,118 --> 00:10:58,535
–Come on, you took his underwear?
–He took my essence!

187
00:10:58,618 --> 00:11:03,618
Okay, hold on. Why can't you just wear
the underwear you're wearing now?

188
00:11:03,701 --> 00:11:06,451
Because I'm not wearing
any underwear now.

189
00:11:07,785 --> 00:11:10,118
Then why do you have
to wear underwear tonight?

190
00:11:10,201 --> 00:11:12,160
It's a rented tux, okay?

191
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:15,660
I'm not gonna go "commando"
in another man's fatigues.

192
00:11:18,076 --> 00:11:21,368
Then somebody's gonna have
to give somebody back his cushions.

193
00:11:22,326 --> 00:11:26,368
Okay. You hide my clothes. I'm gonna
do the exact opposite to you.

194
00:11:28,826 --> 00:11:31,868
What, are you gonna show me my clothes?

195
00:11:31,951 --> 00:11:33,576
Hey, opposite…

196
00:11:34,576 --> 00:11:35,826
is opposite.

197
00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:39,285
He's got nothing!

198
00:11:39,951 --> 00:11:41,785
Okay, I'm ready.

199
00:11:46,993 --> 00:11:50,326
Rachel didn't have anything I liked
but this ribbon.

200
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,785
I thought, all right, I'll be political.

201
00:11:54,618 --> 00:11:57,743
–What are you supporting?
–Christmas.

202
00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:04,201
Hey, that's okay with me. Two down,
and I have exactly 12 minutes––

203
00:12:04,701 --> 00:12:05,701
What?

204
00:12:06,743 --> 00:12:09,451
My watch stopped.
My watch. Okay, see,

205
00:12:09,535 --> 00:12:12,368
the dinosaur tail
isn't going around anymore.

206
00:12:13,035 --> 00:12:15,618
What time is it? It's 7:33.
I have seven minutes.

207
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:16,951
I have seven minutes!

208
00:12:17,035 --> 00:12:20,201
Which shoes should I wear?
The black or the purple?

209
00:12:20,535 --> 00:12:23,035
–Just pick one, okay?
–Oh, okay, okay. The black.

210
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:25,368
Do you have black with little strappies?

211
00:12:25,451 --> 00:12:29,660
Yeah, but those go better with pants.
Maybe I should wear pants.

212
00:12:30,201 --> 00:12:34,785
Yeah, pants! What an idea!
Or better yet, go without pants.

213
00:12:34,868 --> 00:12:38,160
I don't know what you're doing
but just get in there

214
00:12:38,410 --> 00:12:40,993
and pick out any shoes that fit your feet.

215
00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:44,701
I don't care if they match.
I don't care if they make

216
00:12:44,785 --> 00:12:49,535
your ankles or your knees
or your earlobes look fat. Just do it!

217
00:12:49,618 --> 00:12:52,243
Go in there, pick something out
so we can go.

218
00:12:55,076 --> 00:12:57,576
–All right.
–Thank you.

219
00:12:58,451 --> 00:13:02,118
I've got to call Michelle to see
if that was her voice.

220
00:13:02,368 --> 00:13:04,243
It was. It was her voice.

221
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,451
Monica, I think you've gone over
to the bad place.

222
00:13:11,576 --> 00:13:13,326
Hola.

223
00:13:13,743 --> 00:13:16,118
Hello? Hello?

224
00:13:17,451 --> 00:13:20,535
–Okay. That was her, right?
–Definitely. Yeah.

225
00:13:20,785 --> 00:13:22,701
So there you go. Whew!

226
00:13:22,785 --> 00:13:26,118
We're out of the woods.
I think I'll get dressed now.

227
00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,451
–I'll get it.
– Okay.

228
00:13:30,701 --> 00:13:32,160
Hi, Monica and Rachel's.

229
00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:35,618
Yeah, just a second.
Can I ask who's calling?

230
00:13:35,993 --> 00:13:37,243
Ooh! It's Michelle! Ooh!

231
00:13:39,326 --> 00:13:43,451
She must have that "caller I.D." thing.
You should get that.

232
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,451
Michelle?

233
00:13:47,951 --> 00:13:51,951
Yeah, that was me.
I dialed your number by mistake.

234
00:13:52,201 --> 00:13:53,326
Just try to be––

235
00:13:55,326 --> 00:13:56,826
You're so sweet.

236
00:13:57,493 --> 00:13:59,493
Yeah, we were a great couple.

237
00:13:59,868 --> 00:14:01,743
I know, I really miss him.

238
00:14:02,326 --> 00:14:04,826
Well, you know how it is.
It's just that…

239
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,826
You know what's weird?

240
00:14:08,743 --> 00:14:10,743
Donald Duck never wore pants.

241
00:14:12,576 --> 00:14:14,285
But when he gets out of the shower,

242
00:14:14,368 --> 00:14:16,868
he always puts a towel around his waist.

243
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:21,993
I mean, what is that about?

244
00:14:23,535 --> 00:14:26,576
I only beeped in so I could
hear my own message.

245
00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:27,868
I mean, that's allowed.

246
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,493
Yeah!

247
00:14:30,743 --> 00:14:35,076
I would really appreciate it if you
wouldn't tell your dad about––

248
00:14:35,326 --> 00:14:38,618
What do you mean, you don't feel
comfortable with this? We're friends!

249
00:14:41,035 --> 00:14:42,910
That bitch always hated me.

250
00:14:43,201 --> 00:14:46,701
–I'm calling her back.
–No, no, no! Tick, tick, tick.

251
00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:48,535
–Okay, fine.
–Okay.

252
00:14:49,868 --> 00:14:53,201
–She's got a phone in there, right?
–Okay, we're on it.

253
00:15:02,451 --> 00:15:04,118
Um, heh, heh…

254
00:15:04,201 --> 00:15:07,868
I know it says, "black tie optional,"

255
00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:10,785
but this may be pushing it a little.

256
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:12,868
I'm not gonna go.

257
00:15:15,035 --> 00:15:16,243
You're not gonna go?

258
00:15:16,535 --> 00:15:20,243
No, I think I'm gonna catch up
on my correspondence.

259
00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:24,451
How can you not be going?

260
00:15:25,326 --> 00:15:26,576
I'm not gonna go.

261
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:30,451
So I think that will accomplish
the "not going."

262
00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:37,701
Um, you know, just out of curiosity––

263
00:15:38,243 --> 00:15:41,660
Ever since I was humiliated
and yelled at in front of my friends,

264
00:15:41,743 --> 00:15:46,118
I'm just, I don't know, not in
a very museum benefit–y kind of mood.

265
00:15:46,201 --> 00:15:50,535
Right. Well, okay. Okay.
God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I yelled.

266
00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:52,826
–That's fine.
–No, but you're mad.

267
00:15:53,076 --> 00:15:55,160
I'm not mad. I'm just not going.

268
00:15:55,243 --> 00:15:56,743
–Right.
–Okay.

269
00:15:58,076 --> 00:16:01,118
–You know that I have to go, right?
–Mmm–hmm.

270
00:16:01,368 --> 00:16:05,910
So is it gonna be like
I'm abandoning you while you're upset?

271
00:16:05,993 --> 00:16:07,118
–No.
–No?

272
00:16:07,201 --> 00:16:11,201
–You're not upset about the yelling.
–Right. And the humiliating.

273
00:16:11,285 --> 00:16:13,493
Well, of course, the humiliating.

274
00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:16,701
So we…

275
00:16:17,285 --> 00:16:18,576
we're okay?

276
00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:20,660
–We're good.
–Right.

277
00:16:24,118 --> 00:16:26,285
–Honey? I love you.
–Yes, Ross.

278
00:16:27,785 --> 00:16:29,451
Get away from that phone!

279
00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:34,201
She's just getting dressed now.

280
00:16:37,368 --> 00:16:40,660
Is it wrong that I was
totally aroused by that?

281
00:16:48,618 --> 00:16:51,160
Okay, buddy boy, here it is.

282
00:16:51,535 --> 00:16:55,535
You hide my clothes.
I'm wearing everything you own.

283
00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:57,493
Oh, my God!

284
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:02,743
That is so not the opposite
of taking somebody's underwear!

285
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,785
Look at me! I'm Chandler.

286
00:17:04,868 --> 00:17:07,826
Could I be wearing any more clothes?

287
00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,660
Maybe if I wasn't going commando…

288
00:17:16,826 --> 00:17:19,243
It's hot with all this stuff on.

289
00:17:19,326 --> 00:17:21,826
I better not do any, I don't know, lunges.

290
00:17:24,701 --> 00:17:27,035
Okay, enough.
Enough with the lunging.

291
00:17:27,285 --> 00:17:29,910
I'm sick of this.
I've had it up to here.

292
00:17:30,201 --> 00:17:32,660
Neither of you can come to the party!

293
00:17:33,201 --> 00:17:34,535
Jeez, what a baby!

294
00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:38,285
Way to ruin it.
I was just gonna go get dressed.

295
00:17:38,368 --> 00:17:41,160
The only person
I cared about getting dressed

296
00:17:41,243 --> 00:17:43,826
is the person who's not even gonna go.

297
00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:45,785
Look, Rach, I'm sorry, okay?

298
00:17:46,035 --> 00:17:50,285
Look, I was a jerk, okay?
I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there.

299
00:17:50,368 --> 00:17:51,660
I need you there.

300
00:17:53,368 --> 00:17:57,201
What can I do to show you
how much I want you to be there?

301
00:17:58,451 --> 00:18:00,368
You could drink the fat.

302
00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:05,535
Welcome to an adult conversation.

303
00:18:05,993 --> 00:18:08,285
No, no, no.
Now wait a minute. Wait a minute.

304
00:18:08,576 --> 00:18:12,118
–That actually sounds interesting.
–What?

305
00:18:12,493 --> 00:18:14,576
I think you should drink the fat.

306
00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:16,451
Yay!

307
00:18:20,993 --> 00:18:24,951
Okay, if that's what it takes to
show you how much you mean to me

308
00:18:25,035 --> 00:18:27,826
and how much I want you there,
that's what I'll do.

309
00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:30,993
Let me get you another glass.
That's been sitting out.

310
00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,743
I think this will be fine.

311
00:18:34,993 --> 00:18:37,910
Okay, vanilla milkshake.
Just a vanilla milkshake…

312
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,993
with chicken bits floating in it.

313
00:18:44,243 --> 00:18:45,410
Cheers.

314
00:18:45,493 --> 00:18:48,368
No, don't! Okay, okay, I'll go. I'll go.

315
00:18:48,618 --> 00:18:49,785
You will?

316
00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:52,618
You were really gonna do that?

317
00:18:52,701 --> 00:18:53,701
Well, yeah.

318
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:56,951
You were gonna drink the fat.

319
00:19:00,285 --> 00:19:02,493
Let's see what else he'll do!

320
00:19:04,326 --> 00:19:07,285
How about you get changed?
Give him his underwear.

321
00:19:07,368 --> 00:19:10,785
I'll get a cab. I want everyone
downstairs in two minutes.

322
00:19:10,868 --> 00:19:11,993
Monica!

323
00:19:12,576 --> 00:19:13,701
Stop it.

324
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:14,951
Stop it!

325
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,243
Ross went to get a cab so we––

326
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,951
What are you doing? No, Monica, no!

327
00:19:27,285 --> 00:19:28,743
Hi, this is Richard.

328
00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:33,160
You have three new messages.

329
00:19:34,201 --> 00:19:35,785
Not anymore.

330
00:19:36,285 --> 00:19:37,993
Message erased.

331
00:19:40,201 --> 00:19:44,243
To record your message,
begin speaking at the tone.

332
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:47,660
Hi, Richard. It's Monica.

333
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,993
Listen, I did something
kind of crazy tonight.

334
00:19:51,076 --> 00:19:53,993
Maybe I'm getting my period
or something. I don't know.

335
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:58,326
Anyway, I beeped into your machine
and I heard this message

336
00:19:58,576 --> 00:19:59,951
that freaked me out,

337
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:03,451
and Michelle will tell you the rest.

338
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:08,326
I'm sorry, okay? And I hope that we
can just forget the whole thing.

339
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:14,701
Your outgoing
message has now been changed.

340
00:20:15,951 --> 00:20:17,035
Outgoing?

341
00:20:17,118 --> 00:20:18,326
Did that say outgoing?

342
00:20:18,410 --> 00:20:20,035
Not outgoing!

343
00:20:23,201 --> 00:20:25,118
Hi, Richard, it's Monica.

344
00:20:25,368 --> 00:20:28,201
Listen, I did something
kind of crazy tonight.

345
00:20:28,285 --> 00:20:31,160
Maybe I'm getting my period
or something. I don't know.

346
00:20:31,243 --> 00:20:33,868
–How did you do that?
–I don't know!

347
00:20:34,118 --> 00:20:36,201
–(recorded voice) Goodbye.
–No!

348
00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:39,035
Okay.

349
00:20:39,118 --> 00:20:43,368
Okay, I've got two cabs
and no people! Go, go, go!

350
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,868
Maybe we can call the phone company
to change the message?

351
00:20:47,118 --> 00:20:48,535
They could change his number.

352
00:20:48,618 --> 00:20:51,743
I think after this,
he'll be doing that himself.

353
00:20:53,618 --> 00:20:54,618
Rachel!

354
00:20:58,493 --> 00:20:59,493
Wow!

355
00:21:00,618 --> 00:21:03,243
You… You look…

356
00:21:03,743 --> 00:21:04,910
Wow!

357
00:21:05,743 --> 00:21:08,910
And I still have about
five seconds to spare.

358
00:21:14,993 --> 00:21:16,576
That was about seven seconds.

359
00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:18,368
So we're a little late.

360
00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:20,451
Come on.

361
00:21:21,451 --> 00:21:23,285
Oh, and by the way…

362
00:21:23,576 --> 00:21:24,576
What?

363
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,076
I'm going commando, too.

364
00:21:37,618 --> 00:21:38,701
Dr. Geller?

365
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:42,493
–Sherman Whitfield, London Institute.
–What a pleasure.

366
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:47,576
I was quite impressed with your
paper on pre–Cretaceous fossils.

367
00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:50,076
Yes, it confirmed everything I'd written.

368
00:21:50,368 --> 00:21:51,701
Excuse me.

369
00:21:51,951 --> 00:21:52,993
Hi.

370
00:21:53,535 --> 00:21:54,576
Yes?

371
00:21:54,868 --> 00:21:56,576
You're kind of sitting in my seat.

372
00:21:58,035 --> 00:21:59,618
What do you mean, your seat?

373
00:22:00,243 --> 00:22:03,285
–I mean, I was sitting there.
–But you got up.

374
00:22:03,368 --> 00:22:05,410
But I never left the room.

375
00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:08,493
But you left the chair area.

376
00:22:10,118 --> 00:22:12,951
All right, that's it.
Give me your underwear.