1 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:39,464 HEY, LOOK AT ME. 2 00:00:39,547 --> 00:00:40,673 I'M MAKING JAM. 3 00:00:40,756 --> 00:00:42,592 BEEN AT IT SINCE 4:00 THIS MORNING. 4 00:00:42,675 --> 00:00:45,345 WHERE'D YOU GET FRUIT AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING? 5 00:00:45,428 --> 00:00:46,846 THE DOCKS. 6 00:00:46,929 --> 00:00:48,723 BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU CAN GET IT WHOLESALE. 7 00:00:48,806 --> 00:00:51,309 I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE DOCKS. 8 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:54,438 HEY. HEY. 9 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:55,772 IS IT BROKEN? 10 00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:58,400 NO, BUT I GOT TO WEAR THIS A COUPLE OF WEEKS. 11 00:00:58,483 --> 00:00:59,817 DID YOU TELL THE DOCTOR 12 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:01,736 YOU DID IT JUMPING ON YOUR BED? 13 00:01:01,819 --> 00:01:05,198 NO. I HAD A WHOLE STORY WORKED OUT, BUT THEN… 14 00:01:05,281 --> 00:01:07,492 CHANDLER SOLD ME OUT. 15 00:01:07,575 --> 00:01:08,785 I'M SORRY, JOE. 16 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:11,746 I DIDN'T THINK THE DOCTOR WAS GOING TO BUY 17 00:01:11,829 --> 00:01:13,748 THAT IT JUST FELL OUT OF THE SOCKET. 18 00:01:13,831 --> 00:01:15,083 WHAT IS THIS? 19 00:01:15,166 --> 00:01:16,543 FRUIT? 20 00:01:19,170 --> 00:01:21,005 MONICA'S MAKING JAM. 21 00:01:21,088 --> 00:01:22,215 WHOA. JAM? 22 00:01:22,298 --> 00:01:23,467 I LOVE JAM. 23 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:26,386 HOW COME WE NEVER HAVE JAM AT OUR PLACE? 24 00:01:26,469 --> 00:01:28,429 BECAUSE THE KIDS NEED NEW SHOES. 25 00:01:30,056 --> 00:01:31,849 I'M GOING INTO BUSINESS, PEOPLE. 26 00:01:31,932 --> 00:01:34,978 I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING DEPRESSED ABOUT RICHARD. 27 00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:37,481 I NEEDED A PLAN… A PLAN TO GET OVER MY MAN 28 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:39,773 AND WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF "MAN"? JAM. 29 00:01:40,816 --> 00:01:42,277 OH, JOEY, DON'T. 30 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:43,611 IT'S WAY TOO HOT. 31 00:01:50,326 --> 00:01:53,246 THIS WILL JUST BE MY BATCH. 32 00:02:10,346 --> 00:02:12,015 UM, THAT'S IT. NO. 33 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:13,766 HEY, YOU, J. CREW GUY. 34 00:02:13,849 --> 00:02:15,768 YEAH. WHY HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING ME? 35 00:02:15,851 --> 00:02:18,229 ALL WEEK LONG, EVERYWHERE I LOOK, THERE'S YOU. 36 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:19,772 YOU WOULDN'T RETURN MY CALLS. 37 00:02:19,855 --> 00:02:21,232 YOU SENT BACK MY LETTERS. 38 00:02:21,315 --> 00:02:22,484 WHAT? 39 00:02:22,567 --> 00:02:24,444 ONE MORE CHANCE, URSULA, PLEASE. 40 00:02:24,527 --> 00:02:26,695 OH… OH. 41 00:02:26,778 --> 00:02:29,282 OH, WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD. 42 00:02:29,365 --> 00:02:31,075 WHAT? 43 00:02:31,158 --> 00:02:32,952 YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU WANT URSULA 44 00:02:33,035 --> 00:02:35,037 AND I'M PHOEBE. TWIN SISTERS. 45 00:02:36,247 --> 00:02:38,291 SERIOUSLY. 46 00:02:38,374 --> 00:02:39,543 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 47 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:41,752 I'M STALKING THE WRONG WOMAN. 48 00:02:41,835 --> 00:02:43,795 I AM SUCH A DINGUS. 49 00:02:45,339 --> 00:02:46,675 YOU'RE NOT A DINGUS. 50 00:02:46,758 --> 00:02:48,510 I JUST… I WANT YOU TO KNOW 51 00:02:48,593 --> 00:02:50,595 I DIDN'T USED TO BE LIKE THIS. 52 00:02:50,678 --> 00:02:51,971 BEFORE I MET YOUR SISTER 53 00:02:52,054 --> 00:02:53,181 I WAS THIS NORMAL GUY 54 00:02:53,264 --> 00:02:55,266 WHO SOLD BEEPERS AND CELLULAR PHONES. 55 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:56,434 WELL… 56 00:02:56,517 --> 00:02:57,852 I MEAN, LOOK, IT'S… 57 00:02:57,935 --> 00:02:59,937 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW. 58 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:01,523 I MEAN, THIS IS JUST… 59 00:03:01,606 --> 00:03:03,983 THIS IS WHAT SHE DOES TO GUYS, OKAY? 60 00:03:04,066 --> 00:03:05,193 JUST… 61 00:03:05,276 --> 00:03:06,361 WELL, THANKS. 62 00:03:06,444 --> 00:03:08,238 WAIT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 63 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:10,198 I GOT A LITTLE STORY. 64 00:03:10,281 --> 00:03:11,616 WHEN I WAS IN JUNIOR HIGH 65 00:03:11,699 --> 00:03:13,702 I THOUGHT I WAS A WITCH AND THERE WAS 66 00:03:13,785 --> 00:03:15,495 THIS GUIDANCE COUNSELOR 67 00:03:15,578 --> 00:03:17,080 WHO SAID SOMETHING TO ME 68 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:19,207 THAT I THINK WILL HELP YOU A LOT. 69 00:03:19,290 --> 00:03:21,501 HE SAID, "OKAY, YOU'RE NOT A WITCH. 70 00:03:21,584 --> 00:03:23,587 YOU'RE JUST AN AVERAGE STUDENT." 71 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:24,921 SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? 72 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:27,131 NOT REALLY. 73 00:03:28,132 --> 00:03:29,717 WELL, GET OVER IT. 74 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:35,265 SO. I MEAN, YOU SEEM LIKE A REALLY NICE GUY 75 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:36,516 YOU KNOW. I JUST… 76 00:03:36,599 --> 00:03:39,018 DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF, OKAY? 77 00:03:39,101 --> 00:03:40,019 YOU'RE RIGHT. 78 00:03:40,102 --> 00:03:41,563 I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT. 79 00:03:41,646 --> 00:03:43,897 AND THANKS FOR BEING SO NICE. 80 00:03:44,982 --> 00:03:46,192 HERE. 81 00:03:46,275 --> 00:03:47,444 THANKS A LOT. 82 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:50,113 DO YOU WANT TO GET A CUP OF COFFEE, OR..? 83 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:51,281 YEAH, OKAY. 84 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:52,573 OKAY. 85 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,036 OKAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WALK BEHIND ME ANYMORE. 86 00:03:57,119 --> 00:03:58,621 SORRY. 87 00:03:59,955 --> 00:04:01,415 MON? 88 00:04:03,751 --> 00:04:04,794 "GONE FOR MORE JARS. 89 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:07,129 BACK LATER. MONICA GELLER." 90 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:09,633 WAIT A MINUTE. LOOK. 91 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:10,841 WHAT? 92 00:04:10,924 --> 00:04:12,051 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 93 00:04:12,134 --> 00:04:13,261 WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 94 00:04:13,344 --> 00:04:14,929 IT'S AN EMPTY APARTMENT. 95 00:04:15,012 --> 00:04:17,641 WE'RE ALL ALONE IN AN EMPTY APARTMENT. 96 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:18,933 OH, HONEY, COME ON. 97 00:04:19,016 --> 00:04:21,519 I HAVE TO BE AT WORK IN LIKE TEN MINUTES 98 00:04:21,602 --> 00:04:22,979 AND, OHH… ALL RIGHT. 99 00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:24,272 WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE 100 00:04:24,355 --> 00:04:26,733 I'M EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR OR ANYTHING. 101 00:04:30,152 --> 00:04:31,613 OH. 102 00:04:31,696 --> 00:04:32,947 THERE IT IS. 103 00:04:33,030 --> 00:04:35,283 OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 104 00:04:35,366 --> 00:04:37,452 HEY. HEY. 105 00:04:37,535 --> 00:04:39,286 DO I LOOK FAT? 106 00:04:40,371 --> 00:04:41,289 NO. NO. 107 00:04:41,372 --> 00:04:42,332 OKAY. 108 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:43,541 I ACCEPT THAT. 109 00:04:43,624 --> 00:04:45,752 WHEN JANICE ASKED ME, AND I SAID NO 110 00:04:45,835 --> 00:04:49,088 SHE TOOK THAT TO MEAN THAT I WAS CALLING HER A COW. 111 00:04:49,171 --> 00:04:51,299 OKAY, WALK US THROUGH IT, HONEY. 112 00:04:51,382 --> 00:04:52,634 WALK US THROUGH IT. 113 00:04:52,717 --> 00:04:54,093 OKAY. WELL, JANICE SAID 114 00:04:54,176 --> 00:04:55,679 "HI. DO I LOOK FAT TODAY?" 115 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:57,138 AND I LOOKED AT HER. 116 00:04:57,221 --> 00:04:58,306 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 117 00:04:58,389 --> 00:05:02,310 YOU LOOKED AT HER? 118 00:05:02,393 --> 00:05:04,103 YOU NEVER LOOK. 119 00:05:04,186 --> 00:05:05,271 MM-MMM. 120 00:05:05,354 --> 00:05:07,273 YOU JUST ANSWER. 121 00:05:07,356 --> 00:05:08,857 IT'S LIKE REFLEX. 122 00:05:08,940 --> 00:05:10,693 DO I LOOK FAT? NO. 123 00:05:13,028 --> 00:05:16,324 IS SHE PRETTIER THAN I AM? NO. 124 00:05:16,407 --> 00:05:17,659 DOES SIZE MATTER? 125 00:05:17,742 --> 00:05:18,702 NO. 126 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:20,244 AND IT WORKS BOTH WAYS. 127 00:05:23,038 --> 00:05:26,501 OKAY, SO YOU BOTH JUST… KNOW THIS STUFF? 128 00:05:26,584 --> 00:05:28,753 YOU KNOW, AFTER ABOUT 30 OR 40 FIGHTS 129 00:05:28,836 --> 00:05:30,087 YOU KIND OF CATCH ON. 130 00:05:31,422 --> 00:05:32,507 OKAY. FOR INSTANCE. 131 00:05:32,590 --> 00:05:33,717 LET'S SAY… 132 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,552 JANICE IS COMING BACK FROM A TRIP 133 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:37,220 AND SHE GIVES YOU TWO OPTIONS. 134 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:39,347 OPTION NUMBER ONE… SHE'LL TAKE A CAB 135 00:05:39,430 --> 00:05:41,850 HOME FROM THE AIRPORT, OR OPTION NUMBER TWO… 136 00:05:41,933 --> 00:05:43,810 YOU CAN MEET HER AT BAGGAGE CLAIM. 137 00:05:43,893 --> 00:05:45,019 WHAT DO YOU DO? 138 00:05:45,102 --> 00:05:46,229 EASY. BAGGAGE CLAIM. 139 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:48,439 BZZZ. WRONG. NOW YOU'RE SINGLE. 140 00:05:50,107 --> 00:05:53,944 IT'S ACTUALLY SECRET OPTION NUMBER THREE. 141 00:05:54,027 --> 00:05:55,530 YOU MEET HER AT THE GATE. 142 00:05:55,613 --> 00:05:57,699 THAT WAY, SHE KNOWS YOU LOVE HER. 143 00:05:57,782 --> 00:06:00,034 OKAY, THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS GOOD. 144 00:06:00,117 --> 00:06:02,245 ALL RIGHT. LISTEN. I HAVE ONE. 145 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:03,954 JANICE LIKES TO CUDDLE. 146 00:06:04,037 --> 00:06:06,624 AT NIGHT… WHICH, YOU KNOW, I'M ALL FOR 147 00:06:06,707 --> 00:06:10,587 BUT WHEN YOU WANT TO GO TO SLEEP, YOU WANT SOME SPACE. 148 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,798 SO, HOW DO I TELL HER THAT WITHOUT, YOU KNOW 149 00:06:13,881 --> 00:06:16,885 ACCIDENTALLY CALLING HER FAT OR SOMETHING? 150 00:06:16,968 --> 00:06:19,721 OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY. WE CAN'T HELP YOU THERE 151 00:06:19,804 --> 00:06:21,722 BECAUSE WE'RE CUDDLY SLEEPERS. 152 00:06:22,974 --> 00:06:24,225 OKAY, I'M LATE FOR WORK. 153 00:06:24,308 --> 00:06:26,060 ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO COME DOWN? 154 00:06:26,143 --> 00:06:27,103 YEAH, YEAH. 155 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:28,438 I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 156 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:29,522 GOOD LUCK, CHANDLER. 157 00:06:29,605 --> 00:06:30,523 THANK YOU, RACHEL. 158 00:06:30,606 --> 00:06:31,566 BYE, SWEETIE. 159 00:06:31,649 --> 00:06:32,692 BYE, HONEY. 160 00:06:34,318 --> 00:06:35,570 OKAY, THE SLEEPING THING. 161 00:06:35,653 --> 00:06:37,405 VERY TRICKY BUSINESS 162 00:06:37,488 --> 00:06:40,157 BUT THERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO. 163 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,910 I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE CUDDLY SLEEPY. 164 00:06:41,993 --> 00:06:43,244 NO. 165 00:06:43,327 --> 00:06:44,579 NO. NOT CUDDLY. 166 00:06:44,662 --> 00:06:46,623 NOT ME, JUST HER. 167 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:50,251 I'M LIKE YOU… I NEED THE ROOM. 168 00:06:50,334 --> 00:06:51,669 OKAY, COME HERE. 169 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:57,258 OKAY. YOU'RE IN BED. 170 00:06:57,341 --> 00:06:58,676 YEAH. 171 00:07:02,346 --> 00:07:03,890 I'LL USE THE CUSHION. 172 00:07:03,973 --> 00:07:05,349 YEAH. 173 00:07:06,684 --> 00:07:08,269 OKAY. YOU'RE IN BED. 174 00:07:08,352 --> 00:07:12,732 SHE'S OVER ON YOUR SIDE… CUDDLING. 175 00:07:12,815 --> 00:07:15,485 NOW, YOU WAIT FOR HER 176 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:19,906 TO DRIFT OFF, AND THEN YOU HUG HER 177 00:07:19,989 --> 00:07:22,158 AND ROLL HER OVER TO HER SIDE OF THE BED 178 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:24,577 AND THEN YOU… 179 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:26,662 ROLL AWAY. 180 00:07:28,497 --> 00:07:32,919 HUG FOR HER… 181 00:07:33,002 --> 00:07:35,254 ROLL FOR YOU. 182 00:07:35,337 --> 00:07:36,840 OKAY. 183 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:38,048 THE OLD HUG AND ROLL. 184 00:07:38,131 --> 00:07:39,258 YEAH. 185 00:07:39,341 --> 00:07:40,384 OKAY. ONE QUESTION. 186 00:07:40,467 --> 00:07:41,469 SHOOT. 187 00:07:41,552 --> 00:07:43,095 YOU'RE PRETENDING THE PILLOW'S 188 00:07:43,178 --> 00:07:44,555 A GIRL, RIGHT? 189 00:07:47,182 --> 00:07:48,726 REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A KID 190 00:07:48,809 --> 00:07:51,395 AND YOUR MOM WOULD DROP YOU OFF AT THE MOVIES 191 00:07:51,478 --> 00:07:53,689 WITH A JAR OF JAM AND A LITTLE SPOON? 192 00:07:56,233 --> 00:07:59,028 YOU'RE SO PRETTY. 193 00:08:03,699 --> 00:08:04,826 HI. 194 00:08:04,909 --> 00:08:06,202 HEY, PHOEBE. 195 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:08,663 HEY, YOU KNOW THAT GUY WHO'S BEEN FOLLOWING ME? 196 00:08:08,746 --> 00:08:09,914 I TALKED TO HIM TODAY. 197 00:08:09,997 --> 00:08:11,499 YOU TALKED TO HIM? 198 00:08:11,582 --> 00:08:12,833 ARE YOU CRAZY? 199 00:08:14,710 --> 00:08:16,295 OKAY. FIRST, I'M NOT CRAZY 200 00:08:16,378 --> 00:08:18,631 AND SECOND, SAY IT, DON'T SPRAY IT. 201 00:08:18,714 --> 00:08:20,550 ANYWAY, HIS NAME IS MALCOLM 202 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:22,510 AND HE WASN'T FOLLOWING ME. 203 00:08:22,593 --> 00:08:26,389 I MEAN, HE WAS, BUT JUST 'CAUSE HE THOUGHT I WAS URSULA, UGH. 204 00:08:26,472 --> 00:08:28,683 AND 205 00:08:28,766 --> 00:08:30,977 THAT'S WHY… THAT'S WHY HE COULDN'T 206 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:32,896 JUST COME UP AND TALK TO ME. 207 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,939 'CAUSE OF THE RESTRAINING ORDER. 208 00:08:37,190 --> 00:08:38,234 HMM. 209 00:08:38,317 --> 00:08:40,277 NOT FEELING BETTER ABOUT MALCOLM. 210 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:41,571 OH. 211 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:44,032 NO, NO, NO, HE'S NOT LIKE A KOOK, NO. 212 00:08:44,115 --> 00:08:46,034 HE'S JUST, LIKE, THIS VERY PASSIONATE 213 00:08:46,117 --> 00:08:47,911 INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC GUY 214 00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:50,955 THAT JUST GOT, LIKE, A TEENSY BIT CARRIED AWAY 215 00:08:51,038 --> 00:08:53,165 AND WE JUST GET ALONG REALLY WELL 216 00:08:53,248 --> 00:08:54,417 AND HE IS SO CUTE. 217 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:55,752 OH, MY GOD. 218 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:59,255 YOU'VE GOT A CRUSH ON YOUR SISTER'S STALKER. 219 00:08:59,338 --> 00:09:00,548 NO. 220 00:09:00,631 --> 00:09:02,216 NO, I'M JUST GOING TO HELP HIM 221 00:09:02,299 --> 00:09:03,760 YOU KNOW, GET DE-URSULA-IZED 222 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:05,386 LIKE I DID FOR JOEY 223 00:09:05,469 --> 00:09:06,930 AFTER HE WENT OUT WITH HER. 224 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:08,472 BUT I DIDN'T STALK HER. 225 00:09:08,555 --> 00:09:11,809 OKAY, I ASKED FOR THE NEWS, NOT THE WEATHER. 226 00:09:13,268 --> 00:09:14,186 HEY, GUYS. 227 00:09:14,269 --> 00:09:15,187 HEY, MON. 228 00:09:15,270 --> 00:09:16,188 HI, MON. 229 00:09:16,271 --> 00:09:17,440 JOEY. 230 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:19,901 THIS IS FOR YOU. IT'S BLACKBERRY-CURRANT. 231 00:09:19,984 --> 00:09:21,401 OH! 232 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,451 OKAY, JOE, I GOT TO ASK. 233 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:32,371 THE GIRL FROM THE XEROX PLACE, BUCK NAKED 234 00:09:32,454 --> 00:09:35,541 OR A BIG TUB OF JAM? 235 00:09:35,624 --> 00:09:38,251 PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER. 236 00:09:41,964 --> 00:09:43,633 JOEY, TAKE YOUR TIME WITH THAT. 237 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:44,884 THAT'S MY LAST BATCH. 238 00:09:44,967 --> 00:09:47,136 NO MORE JAM? 239 00:09:47,219 --> 00:09:50,014 WELL, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR JAM PLAN? 240 00:09:50,097 --> 00:09:52,683 I FIGURED OUT I NEED TO CHARGE 17 BUCKS A JAR 241 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:53,977 JUST TO BREAK EVEN. 242 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:56,228 SO, I'VE GOT A NEW PLAN NOW. 243 00:09:56,311 --> 00:09:57,480 BABIES. 244 00:09:57,563 --> 00:10:01,233 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED MUCH BIGGER JARS. 245 00:10:03,276 --> 00:10:04,695 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 246 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,697 I'M TALKING ABOUT ME HAVING A BABY. 247 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:08,032 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 248 00:10:08,115 --> 00:10:09,408 YEAH. THE GREAT THING 249 00:10:09,491 --> 00:10:10,660 ABOUT THE JAM PLAN WAS 250 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:12,578 I WAS TAKING CONTROL OF MY LIFE. 251 00:10:12,661 --> 00:10:14,163 SO I ASKED MYSELF 252 00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:16,666 WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME IN THE WORLD? 253 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:19,209 THAT'S WHEN I CAME UP WITH THE BABY PLAN. 254 00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:20,670 WELL, AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 255 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:23,840 WHAT IS… WHAT IS THAT GUY'S NAME… 256 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,591 DAD? 257 00:10:25,674 --> 00:10:26,801 NO, LOOK. 258 00:10:26,884 --> 00:10:28,928 IT TOOK ME 28 YEARS TO FIND ONE MAN 259 00:10:29,011 --> 00:10:31,014 THAT I WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE WITH. 260 00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:33,057 IF I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 28 YEARS 261 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:35,518 THEN I'LL BE 56 BEFORE I CAN HAVE A BABY 262 00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:37,020 AND THAT'S JUST STUPID. 263 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:40,647 TH-THAT'S WHAT'S STUPID? 264 00:10:41,690 --> 00:10:43,693 I DON'T NEED AN ACTUAL MAN. 265 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:46,362 JUST A COUPLE OF HIS BEST SWIMMERS. 266 00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:49,866 AND THERE ARE PLACES THAT YOU CAN GO 267 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,450 TO GET THAT… STUFF. 268 00:10:51,533 --> 00:10:54,203 DOWN TO THE DOCKS AGAIN? 269 00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:06,465 MM, NIGHT-NIGHT, BING-A-LING. 270 00:11:06,548 --> 00:11:11,137 NIGHT-NIGHT… JANICE. 271 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,935 LOOK AT ALL THAT ROOM ON HER SIDE. 272 00:11:18,018 --> 00:11:20,646 YOU COULD FIT A GIANT PENGUIN OVER THERE. 273 00:11:20,729 --> 00:11:24,316 THAT WOULD BE WEIRD, THOUGH. 274 00:11:24,399 --> 00:11:25,651 OKAY. 275 00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:27,319 HUG-AND-ROLL TIME. 276 00:11:27,402 --> 00:11:29,989 I'M HUGGING. I'M HUGGING. 277 00:11:30,072 --> 00:11:31,323 YOU'RE ROLLING 278 00:11:31,406 --> 00:11:34,660 AND… YES. FREEDOM 279 00:11:34,743 --> 00:11:37,663 EXCEPT FOR THIS ARM. 280 00:11:37,746 --> 00:11:39,623 ARM STUCK. STUCK ARM. 281 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:44,003 OKAY, TIME FOR THE OLD TABLECLOTH TRICK. 282 00:11:44,086 --> 00:11:45,421 ONE FLUID MOTION. 283 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:47,339 QUICK LIKE A CAT, QUICK LIKE A CAT. 284 00:11:47,422 --> 00:11:50,134 AND ONE… TWO… 285 00:11:50,217 --> 00:11:51,384 THREE. 286 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,477 AND HERE'S MY BINOCULARS. 287 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,645 OH, GREAT. 288 00:12:01,728 --> 00:12:03,231 YOU'RE DOING GREAT, YOU KNOW. 289 00:12:03,314 --> 00:12:04,899 REAL STRONG, GOING STRONG. 290 00:12:04,982 --> 00:12:06,316 KEEP GOING. 291 00:12:06,399 --> 00:12:08,569 THESE ARE MY NIGHT VISION GOGGLES. 292 00:12:08,652 --> 00:12:10,154 OH. 293 00:12:10,237 --> 00:12:12,156 THIS IS THE BOOK I PRETEND TO READ 294 00:12:12,239 --> 00:12:14,117 WHEN I'M WATCHING HER IN THE PARK 295 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,326 AND THESE ARE MAD LIBS. 296 00:12:16,409 --> 00:12:17,995 THEY'RE JUST FOR FUN. 297 00:12:18,078 --> 00:12:19,205 OH, YEAH. 298 00:12:19,288 --> 00:12:20,372 WHAT'S THIS? 299 00:12:20,455 --> 00:12:22,332 OH, THIS IS THE LOG I KEPT 300 00:12:22,415 --> 00:12:25,211 RECORDING HER EVERY MOVEMENT. 301 00:12:25,294 --> 00:12:27,213 YOU WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING FROM IT? 302 00:12:27,296 --> 00:12:29,340 UM, NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. 303 00:12:30,381 --> 00:12:31,634 IT'S ABOUT YOU. 304 00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:33,468 OH, OKAY, THEN. 305 00:12:38,473 --> 00:12:40,268 "I MET PHOEBE TODAY. 306 00:12:40,351 --> 00:12:41,936 "SHE IS REALLY NICE TO ME 307 00:12:42,019 --> 00:12:43,395 EVEN THOUGH I'M SUCH A LOSER" 308 00:12:43,478 --> 00:12:45,064 OH… 309 00:12:45,147 --> 00:12:46,899 "AND THEN, WHEN I WAS WALKING HOME 310 00:12:46,982 --> 00:12:48,400 "I THOUGHT ABOUT HER A LOT. 311 00:12:48,483 --> 00:12:51,988 IT WAS WEIRD… BUT KIND OF COOL." 312 00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:53,906 GOOD. 313 00:12:53,989 --> 00:12:57,325 SO WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 314 00:12:57,408 --> 00:13:00,579 I WAS THINKING WHAT IT'D BE LIKE TO KISS YOU. 315 00:13:00,662 --> 00:13:01,580 REALLY? 316 00:13:01,663 --> 00:13:02,665 NO. 317 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:04,374 OH. 318 00:13:04,457 --> 00:13:06,919 SEE, THAT'S JUST SOMETHING 319 00:13:07,002 --> 00:13:09,546 I SAID NOW SO THAT MAYBE I COULD KISS YOU. 320 00:13:09,629 --> 00:13:11,382 OH, OKAY. 321 00:13:16,887 --> 00:13:18,388 NAH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 322 00:13:18,471 --> 00:13:21,934 I JUST HAD A JAR OF MUSTARD. 323 00:13:22,017 --> 00:13:25,146 OKAY, SPERM DONOR #03815. 324 00:13:25,229 --> 00:13:27,315 COME ON DOWN! 325 00:13:27,398 --> 00:13:30,026 OKAY, 6'2", 170 POUNDS 326 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:33,445 AND HE DESCRIBES HIMSELF AS A MALE GEENA DAVIS. 327 00:13:33,528 --> 00:13:36,240 YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE THAN ONE OF US? 328 00:13:36,323 --> 00:13:37,241 YOU CAN'T DO THIS. 329 00:13:37,324 --> 00:13:38,659 IF YOU DO THIS 330 00:13:38,742 --> 00:13:40,244 I'M GOING TO, I'M-I'M… 331 00:13:40,327 --> 00:13:41,912 YOU'RE GOING TO WHAT? 332 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,498 I'M GOING TO TELL MOM. 333 00:13:44,581 --> 00:13:46,209 HONEY, I'M SORRY, BUT HE'S RIGHT. 334 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,377 I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU'RE CRAZY. 335 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:49,712 CRAZY. 336 00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:51,047 WHY IS THIS CRAZY? 337 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,966 SO THIS ISN'T THE IDEAL WAY TO DO SOMETHING. 338 00:13:54,049 --> 00:13:55,634 OH, IT'S NOT THE IDEAL… 339 00:13:55,717 --> 00:13:57,469 LIPS MOVING, STILL TALKING. 340 00:13:57,552 --> 00:14:00,223 I MEAN, IT MAY NOT BE IDEAL, BUT… 341 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,390 I'M SO READY. 342 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:04,935 NOW, I SEE THE WAY BEN LOOKS AT YOU. 343 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:07,437 IT MAKES ME ACHE, YOU KNOW? 344 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,773 CHECK IT OUT… JAM CRACKERS. 345 00:14:13,402 --> 00:14:15,946 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, 346 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:19,158 27, ITALIAN-AMERICAN GUY. 347 00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:20,826 HE'S AN ACTOR… 348 00:14:20,909 --> 00:14:22,328 BORN IN QUEENS. 349 00:14:22,411 --> 00:14:24,788 WOW. BIG FAMILY. 350 00:14:24,871 --> 00:14:28,209 SEVEN SISTERS, AND HE'S THE ONLY… 351 00:14:28,292 --> 00:14:29,626 BOY. 352 00:14:32,754 --> 00:14:34,590 OH, MY GOD. 353 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,092 UNDER PERSONAL COMMENTS… 354 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:37,509 "NEW YORK KNICKS RULE." 355 00:14:37,592 --> 00:14:39,261 YEAH, THE KNICKS RULE! 356 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:45,268 JOEY, THIS IS YOU. 357 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:46,893 LET ME SEE. 358 00:14:49,313 --> 00:14:50,647 OH, RIGHT. YEAH. 359 00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:53,192 WHEN DID YOU GO TO A SPERM BANK? 360 00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:55,403 AFTER I DID THAT SEX STUDY DOWN AT N.Y.U. 361 00:14:55,486 --> 00:14:56,904 HEY, REMEMBER THAT SWEATER 362 00:14:56,987 --> 00:14:58,655 I GAVE YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? 363 00:14:58,738 --> 00:15:02,118 AND THAT'S HOW YOU BOUGHT IT? 364 00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:03,493 NO. 365 00:15:03,576 --> 00:15:06,121 THAT'S WHAT I WAS WEARING WHEN I DONATED. 366 00:15:08,581 --> 00:15:09,875 I'M KIND OF SURPRISED 367 00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:12,878 THERE'S ANY OF MY BOYS LEFT. 368 00:15:12,961 --> 00:15:14,713 HONEY, IT IS PRETTY COMPETITIVE. 369 00:15:14,796 --> 00:15:16,966 I'VE GOT AN ACTUAL ROCKET SCIENTIST HERE. 370 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,550 MAYBE I SHOULD CALL THIS PLACE 371 00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:19,802 AND GET THEM TO PUT 372 00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,387 MY DAYS OF OUR LIVES GIG ON HERE. 373 00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:23,514 YOU KNOW, JUICE THIS PUPPY UP A LITTLE. 374 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,309 HELLO. 375 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:27,310 HEY. 376 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,769 HOW'S THE MANIAC? 377 00:15:28,852 --> 00:15:29,853 OH, HE'S YUMMY. 378 00:15:29,936 --> 00:15:31,730 WE DID A LITTLE KISSIN'. 379 00:15:31,813 --> 00:15:34,817 PHOEBE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 380 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:35,901 OH, NO, NO, NO. 381 00:15:35,984 --> 00:15:37,653 HE'S NOT INTO THAT STUFF ANYMORE. 382 00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:40,030 HE QUIT FOR ME. 383 00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:43,075 PHEEBS, THIS GUY HAS BEEN OBSESSED WITH YOUR SISTER 384 00:15:43,158 --> 00:15:45,119 FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG, OKAY? 385 00:15:45,202 --> 00:15:47,704 YOU DON'T JUST GIVE UP SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 386 00:15:47,787 --> 00:15:49,081 LOOK, HE GAVE ME 387 00:15:49,164 --> 00:15:51,583 HIS NIGHT VISION GOGGLES AND EVERYTHING, SO… 388 00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:53,085 YOU'RE TAKING THE WORD 389 00:15:53,168 --> 00:15:56,255 OF A GUY WHO HAS NIGHT VISION GOGGLES? 390 00:15:56,338 --> 00:15:57,965 HE'S NOT STILL FOLLOWING HER. 391 00:15:58,048 --> 00:16:00,301 YOU THINK HE'S STILL FOLLOWING HER? 392 00:16:00,384 --> 00:16:03,595 PHEEBS, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE RESTRAINING ORDER. 393 00:16:03,678 --> 00:16:06,890 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING I SHOULD DO? 394 00:16:06,973 --> 00:16:08,725 I THINK IF YOU REALLY LIKE THIS GUY 395 00:16:08,808 --> 00:16:10,102 YOU SHOULD JUST TRUST HIM. 396 00:16:10,185 --> 00:16:12,104 THANK YOU, MONICA. 397 00:16:12,187 --> 00:16:13,356 OR YOU COULD FOLLOW HIM 398 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:14,564 AND SEE WHERE HE GOES. 399 00:16:14,647 --> 00:16:16,775 OH, THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO. 400 00:16:16,858 --> 00:16:18,026 FORGET MINE. 401 00:16:19,027 --> 00:16:20,237 OH, MY GOD! 402 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,280 WHAT HAPPENED? 403 00:16:21,363 --> 00:16:22,781 OH, GOD, CRAZY CHANDLER. 404 00:16:22,864 --> 00:16:25,993 HE SPUN ME OFF THE BED. 405 00:16:26,076 --> 00:16:27,077 WOW! 406 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,038 SPINNING… THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 407 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,121 OH. 408 00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:32,749 I WISH. 409 00:16:32,832 --> 00:16:35,127 YOU KNOW, HE WAS JUST TRYING 410 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:37,546 ROSS' HUG- AND-ROLL THING. 411 00:16:38,589 --> 00:16:40,466 ROSS' WHAT? 412 00:16:40,549 --> 00:16:41,550 YOU KNOW 413 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:42,968 LIKE, WHERE HE HUGS YOU 414 00:16:43,051 --> 00:16:45,720 AND THEN HE KIND OF ROLLS YOU AWAY AND… 415 00:16:47,514 --> 00:16:52,561 OH… MY… GOD. 416 00:17:24,593 --> 00:17:25,677 PHOEBE? 417 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,180 YES? YES! OH! 418 00:17:28,263 --> 00:17:30,391 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 419 00:17:30,474 --> 00:17:32,893 OH, I WAS JUST HERE LOOKING FOR MY, UM… 420 00:17:32,976 --> 00:17:34,686 MY PART OF AN OLD SANDWICH. 421 00:17:34,769 --> 00:17:36,813 HERE IT IS! OH! 422 00:17:38,565 --> 00:17:40,817 WERE YOU FOLLOWING ME? 423 00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:42,861 UM, PERHAPS. 424 00:17:42,944 --> 00:17:44,363 YES. 425 00:17:44,446 --> 00:17:46,115 YES, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 426 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,408 I WAS JUST AFRAID 427 00:17:47,491 --> 00:17:49,701 THAT YOU WERE STILL HUNG UP ON MY SISTER. 428 00:17:49,784 --> 00:17:52,204 SO YOU SPIED ON ME? 429 00:17:52,287 --> 00:17:54,914 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T TRUST ME. 430 00:18:00,462 --> 00:18:02,381 OH, WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 431 00:18:02,464 --> 00:18:04,967 THERE GOES MY IDENTICAL TWIN SISTER 432 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,969 JUST WALKING ALONG LOOKING LIKE ME! 433 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,307 WHAT IS THIS, JUST A FREAKISH COINCIDENCE 434 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,267 OR DID YOU KNOW SHE TAKES THIS TRAIN? 435 00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:16,103 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 436 00:18:16,186 --> 00:18:18,647 I TRIED TO STOP, BUT I COULDN'T. 437 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,024 I'M SO PATHETIC. 438 00:18:21,107 --> 00:18:22,985 NO, NO. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 439 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,361 IT'S PARTLY MY FAULT 440 00:18:24,444 --> 00:18:27,948 'CAUSE I MADE YOU QUIT COLD TURKEY. 441 00:18:28,031 --> 00:18:29,408 IT'S TOO HARD, YOU KNOW? 442 00:18:29,491 --> 00:18:31,827 OKAY, WELL, I MEAN, I CAN'T DATE YOU ANYMORE 443 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,622 'CAUSE YOU'RE, YOU KNOW… LIKE, WOW 444 00:18:34,705 --> 00:18:36,457 BUT, UM… 445 00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:39,084 BUT I WILL DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY HELP YOU 446 00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:40,877 GET OVER MY SISTER, OKAY? 447 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,089 JUST… STALK ME FOR A WHILE, HUH? 448 00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:46,049 YEAH, AND, AND, AND… 449 00:18:46,132 --> 00:18:48,718 I'LL BE LIKE AN URSULA PATCH. 450 00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:50,513 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 451 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:51,763 YEAH. JUST, OKAY… 452 00:18:51,846 --> 00:18:53,015 LOOK, I'M GOING. 453 00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:54,808 UM, COME ON. 454 00:18:54,891 --> 00:18:56,768 OOP, OOP, BEHIND THE PILLAR. 455 00:18:56,851 --> 00:18:58,646 OOH, WHICH WAY AM I GOING TO GO? 456 00:18:58,729 --> 00:19:00,648 AHHH. 457 00:19:00,731 --> 00:19:01,898 HEY. 458 00:19:01,981 --> 00:19:02,899 HEY. 459 00:19:02,982 --> 00:19:03,900 WHERE YOU GOING? 460 00:19:03,983 --> 00:19:05,110 TO THE BANK. 461 00:19:05,193 --> 00:19:07,946 SPERM OR REGULAR? 462 00:19:08,029 --> 00:19:09,323 SPERM. 463 00:19:09,406 --> 00:19:11,408 SO YOU'RE REALLY DOING IT, HUH? 464 00:19:11,491 --> 00:19:12,493 OH, YEAH. 465 00:19:12,576 --> 00:19:15,120 PICKED A GUY… 37135. 466 00:19:15,203 --> 00:19:16,788 HE SOUNDS NICE. 467 00:19:16,871 --> 00:19:17,956 I'D SAY SO. 468 00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:19,916 HE'S GOT BROWN HAIR AND GREEN EYES. 469 00:19:19,999 --> 00:19:21,460 NO KIDDING. HMM. 470 00:19:21,543 --> 00:19:22,794 WHAT? 471 00:19:22,877 --> 00:19:24,880 I FIGURED YOU WOULD HAVE PICKED A BLOND GUY. 472 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:26,382 REALLY? WHY? 473 00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:27,466 I DON'T KNOW. 474 00:19:27,549 --> 00:19:29,218 I ALWAYS PICTURED YOU ENDING UP 475 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,428 WITH ONE OF THOSE TALL, SMART, BLOND GUYS 476 00:19:31,511 --> 00:19:33,722 NAMED, LIKE… HOYT. 477 00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:36,141 HOYT? 478 00:19:36,224 --> 00:19:37,643 IT'S A NAME, YEAH. 479 00:19:37,726 --> 00:19:39,186 I SAW YOU 480 00:19:39,269 --> 00:19:41,938 IN THIS, YOU KNOW, THIS GREAT HOUSE 481 00:19:42,021 --> 00:19:43,399 WITH A BIG POOL… 482 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,275 YEAH? IS HE A SWIMMER? 483 00:19:46,401 --> 00:19:48,320 HE'S GOT THE BODY FOR IT. 484 00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:50,280 OOH, I LIKE THAT. 485 00:19:52,699 --> 00:19:53,701 WHAT? 486 00:19:53,784 --> 00:19:54,784 YOU GUYS HAVE 487 00:19:54,867 --> 00:19:56,328 ONE OF THOSE SIGNS THAT SAYS 488 00:19:56,411 --> 00:19:57,996 "WE DON'T SWIM IN YOUR TOILET 489 00:19:58,079 --> 00:20:00,040 SO DON'T PEE IN OUR POOL," YOU KNOW. 490 00:20:00,123 --> 00:20:02,334 WE DO NOT HAVE ONE OF THOSE SIGNS. 491 00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,044 SURE YOU DO. 492 00:20:04,127 --> 00:20:05,671 IT WAS A GIFT FROM ME. 493 00:20:05,754 --> 00:20:08,507 OH! AND YOU HAVE THESE THREE GREAT KIDS. 494 00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:10,050 TWO GIRLS AND A BOY? 495 00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,885 YEAH. 496 00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:13,887 AND THEY WEAR THOSE LITTLE WATER WINGS 497 00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:16,432 YOU KNOW, AND THEY'RE RUNNING AROUND ON THE DECK 498 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,225 AND THEN, HOYT WRAPS THIS BIG TOWEL 499 00:20:18,308 --> 00:20:19,685 AROUND ALL THREE OF THEM. 500 00:20:19,768 --> 00:20:21,311 SURE. 501 00:20:25,982 --> 00:20:27,693 BUT, HEY, YOU KNOW 502 00:20:27,776 --> 00:20:30,195 THIS WAY SOUNDS GOOD TOO. 503 00:20:30,278 --> 00:20:32,531 YEAH. 504 00:20:35,575 --> 00:20:38,495 OH, MONICA. 505 00:20:45,502 --> 00:20:48,004 WOW! THIS GUY'S AN ASTRONAUT? 506 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:52,342 THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL… 507 00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:53,635 FOR, LIKE, A DAY. 508 00:21:01,934 --> 00:21:03,562 THE SPERM BANK HASN'T SOLD 509 00:21:03,645 --> 00:21:06,482 A SINGLE UNIT OF TRIBBIANI. 510 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,608 NOBODY WANTS MY PRODUCT. 511 00:21:10,485 --> 00:21:12,738 I MEAN, I DON'T GET IT, YOU KNOW? 512 00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:18,160 I MEAN… 513 00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:20,954 MAYBE IF THEY MET ME IN PERSON… 514 00:21:21,037 --> 00:21:22,748 HONEY, YOU GOT A LITTLE… 515 00:21:22,831 --> 00:21:24,416 THING ON YOUR… 516 00:21:24,499 --> 00:21:25,501 OH! 517 00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:26,668 HERE? 518 00:21:28,837 --> 00:21:30,171 GET IT? 519 00:21:31,172 --> 00:21:32,758 YEAH. 520 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,427 HELLO. 521 00:21:37,512 --> 00:21:38,847 HELLO. 522 00:21:41,850 --> 00:21:43,685 HEY. 523 00:21:45,687 --> 00:21:49,065 UH, CHAN, COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 524 00:21:49,148 --> 00:21:50,651 SURE. WHAT'S UP? 525 00:21:50,734 --> 00:21:55,113 JUST ONE ADDITIONAL RELATIONSHIP THOUGHT… 526 00:21:55,196 --> 00:21:57,907 SOMETHING YOU'RE PROBABLY ALREADY FAMILIAR WITH 527 00:21:57,990 --> 00:21:59,660 UH… WOMEN TALK.