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UM, SORRY, THE ANSWER

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NONE OF US.

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COME ON, NONE OF YOU
EVER GOT

4
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YOU KNOW,
DRUNK AND STUPID?

5
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WELL, THAT'S REALLY
A DIFFERENT QUESTION.

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I'M SORRY.

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I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE
THAT A GROUP OF PEOPLE

8
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WHO SPENDS AS MUCH TIME
TOGETHER AS YOU GUYS DO

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HAS NEVER BUMPED UGLIES.

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THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME

11
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THAT MONICA AND RACHEL
GOT TOGETHER.

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WHAT?

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EXCUSE ME.

14
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THERE WAS NO "TIME."

15
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OKAY, BUT LET'S
SAY THERE WAS…

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HOW MIGHT THAT GO?

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OKAY, OKAY.

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WELL, THEN ANSWER ME THIS.

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HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER…

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ALMOST?

21
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DOES ANYBODY NEED
ANY MORE COFFEE?

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HEY, THERE'S A DOG
OUT THERE.

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OH, THAT WAS SO UNFORTUNATE.

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WHAT?

25
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THE CUTE NAKED GUY'S REALLY
STARTING TO PUT ON WEIGHT.

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OKAY, I'LL BE BACK
IN JUST A MINUTE.

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OH, PHOEBE?

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I'M SORRY

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THAT I LEFT LIPSTICK MARKS
ON THE PHONE.

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YOU DIDN'T LEAVE LIPSTICK MARKS
ON THE PHONE.

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OH. THEN IT MUST HAVE BEEN YOU.

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BYE.

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BYE-BYE.

34
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AND THAT'S WHY I MOVED OUT.

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YOU KNOW,
WHILE WE'RE ON THAT

36
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WHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO TELL MY SISTER

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THAT YOU DON'T
LIVE HERE ANYMORE?

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I THINK ON SOME LEVEL
SHE ALREADY KNOWS.

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SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU
SNEAK OUT EVERY NIGHT…

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THAT YOU SNEAK BACK
EVERY MORNING.

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SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT
YOU'VE BEEN LIVING

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AT YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S
FOR A WEEK NOW.

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OKAY, WELL, MAYBE NOT
ON THOSE LEVELS.

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HEY.

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OH, HI.

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I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND
A ROOMMATE EVER.

47
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WELL, NOBODY GOOD?

48
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WELL, LET'S SEE.

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THERE WAS THE GUY
WITH THE FERRETS.

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THAT'S PLURAL.

51
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THE SPITTER.

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OH, THE GUY WHO ENJOYED
MY NAME SO MUCH

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HE FELT HE NEEDED
TO MAKE A LITTLE NOISE

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EVERY TIME HE SAID IT.

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"NICE TO MEET YOU,
CHANDLER BING.

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BING!"

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"GREAT APARTMENT, CHANDLER BING.

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BING!"

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SO HOW MANY MORE DO
YOU HAVE TOMORROW?

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TWO. THIS PHOTOGRAPHER
WHO SEEMED REALLY DULL

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AND THIS ACTOR GUY,
WHO I'M NOT SURE ABOUT

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BECAUSE, UH, WHEN HE CALLED

63
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AND I ANSWERED THE PHONE
"CHANDLER BING"

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HE SAID, "WHOA! SHORT MESSAGE."

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UH, ROSS?

66
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FOOT ON THE FLOOR
OR COME OVER NO MORE.

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SURE. YOUR DRESSER
IS MISSING

68
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BUT THIS SHE NOTICES.

69
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WHAT?

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I HAVE TO GO.

71
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YEAH, CAROL SHOULD
BE HOME BY NOW.

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HMM. HOW'S IT GOING
WITH YOU GUYS?

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OH, BETTER, ACTUALLY.

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YOU KNOW, I THINK
I FINALLY FIGURED OUT

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WHY WE WERE HAVING SO
MUCH TROUBLE LATELY.

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OH, REALLY?

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YOU KNOW HOW
I HAVE YOU GUYS?

78
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WELL, SHE DOESN'T HAVE
ANY CLOSE FRIENDS

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THAT ARE JUST HERS

80
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BUT LAST WEEK
SHE MET THIS WOMAN

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AT THE GYM…
SUSAN SOMETHING…

82
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AND THEY REALLY
HIT IT OFF

83
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AND I THINK IT'S GOING
TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

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SO, UH, ERIC…

85
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WHAT KIND OF PHOTOGRAPHY
DO YOU DO?

86
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OH, MOSTLY FASHION.

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SO THERE MAY BE MODELS HERE
FROM TIME TO TIME.

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I HOPE THAT'S COOL.

89
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YES, IT IS COOL…

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UH, BECAUSE I HAVE MODELS HERE,
YOU KNOW…

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NEVER.

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WHAT ELSE?
OOH, YEAH.

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DURING THE SUMMER,
I SPEND MOST WEEKENDS

94
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AT MY SISTER'S
BEACH HOUSE

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WHICH YOU ARE WELCOME TO USE.

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ALTHOUGH I SHOULD TELL YOU
SHE'S A PORN STAR.

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WELL, LISTEN, I, UH, STILL HAVE
ONE MORE PERSON TO, UH, MEET

98
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BUT UNLESS IT TURNS OUT
TO BE YOUR SISTER…

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I THINK YOUR CHANCES
ARE PRETTY GOOD.

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ALL RIGHT.

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BEDROOM, BATHROOM,
LIVING ROOM

102
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THIS RIGHT HERE'S
THE KITCHEN

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AND, UH,
THANKS FOR COMING BY. BYE-BYE.

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DON'T YOU, UH, DON'T YOU WANT
TO ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS?

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SURE. UH, HMM…

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WHAT'S UP?

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WELL, UH, I'M AN ACTOR.

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I'M FAIRLY NEAT.

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I, UH, I GOT MY OWN TV.

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OH, AND DON'T WORRY.

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I'M TOTALLY OKAY
WITH THE GAY THING.

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WHAT GAY THING?

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UH, JUST, YOU KNOW, IN GENERAL…

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THE WHOLE PEOPLE BEING GAY…
THING.

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TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT.

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WELL, OKAY, JERRY.

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THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.

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HI.

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HEY.

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HEY, MON.

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YOU WANT TO HEAR
SOMETHING THAT SUCKS?

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DO I EVER.

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CHRIS SAYS THEY'RE
CLOSING DOWN THE BAR.

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NO WAY.

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THEY'RE TURNING IT
INTO SOME KIND OF COFFEE PLACE.

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JUST COFFEE?

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WHERE ARE WE GOING
TO HANG OUT NOW?

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GOT ME.

129
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CAN I GET
A BEER, PLEASE?

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DID YOU PICK
A ROOMMATE?

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YOU BETCHA.

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IS IT THE ITALIAN GUY?

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YEAH, RIGHT.

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OHH… HE'S SO CUTE.

135
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OH, YES, THAT'S
WHAT I WANT…

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A ROOMMATE THAT I
CAN WALK AROUND WITH

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AND BE REFERRED TO
AS "THE FUNNY ONE."

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OH, LOOK.
POOL TABLE'S FREE.

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RACK THEM UP.
I'LL BE BACK
IN A MINUTE.

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GET READY FOR ME
TO WHIP YOUR BUTT.

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OKAY, BUT AFTER THAT,
WE'RE SHOOTING SOME POOL.

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OH. NO, NO, NO.

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EXCUSE ME.

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HELLO. HI.

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MY FRIEND

146
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ORDERED AN ONION

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NOT AN OLIVE.

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AND, UH, I ORDERED
A RUM AND DIET COKE

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WHICH I DON'T
THINK THIS IS.

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I AM SO SORRY.

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THAT'S
ALL RIGHT.

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I MEAN, HOW HARD IS IT TO GET
A COUPLE DRINKS RIGHT, HUH?

153
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WELL…

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I WOULD LIKE TO
PROPOSE A TOAST.

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OH!

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TO THE WOMAN WHO,
IN ONE YEAR FROM TODAY

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WILL BECOME MRS. DR.
BARRY FARBER, D.D.S.

158
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MMM. I THINK IT'S TIME
TO SEE THE RING AGAIN.

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ISN'T IT EXCITING?

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I MEAN, IT'S LIKE HAVING
A BOYFRIEND FOR LIFE.

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YEAH.

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I KNOW.

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WHAT?

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OHH… I DON'T KNOW.

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WELL, MAYBE
IT'S JUST

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THE IDEA OF BARRY
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

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I DON'T KNOW.

168
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I THINK I-I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO
HAVE ONE LAST FLING, YOU KNOW?

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TO SORT OF GET IT
OUT OF MY SYSTEM.

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RACHEL, STOP.

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YOU'RE SO BAD.

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I'M SERIOUS.

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I REALLY… I THINK
I NEED TO JUST HAVE SOME…

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MEANINGLESS… SEX, YOU KNOW?

175
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WITH THE NEXT GUY I SEE.

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EXCUSE ME.

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I… SEEMED TO HAVE DROPPED
MY BALL.

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YEAH, SO?

179
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AND NOW I'VE
PICKED IT UP AGAIN.

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OH, MY GOD.

181
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I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL
WITH HER.

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RACHEL!

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HI.

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MONICA!

185
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LOOK. HI.

186
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

187
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OH, MY GOD.

188
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YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE WHERE
THE TITANIC HIT IT.

189
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YES. HIS NAME IS BARRY.

190
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HE'S A DOCTOR,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

191
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AW, JUST LIKE
YOU ALWAYS WANTED.

192
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CONGRATULATIONS.

193
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THANK YOU.

194
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SO HOW ABOUT YOU?

195
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ARE YOU SEEING ANYBODY?

196
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OH, NOT RIGHT NOW.

197
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OH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY.

198
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I KNOW.

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WELL, SO I THINK
I'LL GET BACK TO MY FRIEND.

200
00:08:44,235 --> 00:08:45,404
OH, YEAH,
SURE, SURE.

201
00:08:45,487 --> 00:08:46,822
SURE, SURE, SURE.

202
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LISTEN. CAN WE
PLEASE HAVE LUNCH

203
00:08:51,994 --> 00:08:53,704
THE NEXT TIME
I'M IN THE CITY?

204
00:08:53,787 --> 00:08:55,039
OH, THAT'D BE GREAT.

205
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OKAY. THANKS.

206
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BYE.
BYE.

207
00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:01,670
TEN BUCKS SAYS I NEVER SEE
THAT WOMAN AGAIN IN MY LIFE.

208
00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,423
NO, REAL… HONEY, REALLY.

209
00:09:04,506 --> 00:09:05,424
IT'S FINE.

210
00:09:05,507 --> 00:09:06,759
JUST…

211
00:09:06,842 --> 00:09:08,094
GO WITH SUSAN.

212
00:09:08,177 --> 00:09:09,553
REALLY, I THINK…

213
00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:12,890
NO, I THINK GIRLS' NIGHT OUT
IS A GREAT IDEA.

214
00:09:14,766 --> 00:09:16,602
OKAY. OKAY, BYE.

215
00:09:16,685 --> 00:09:17,937
SO WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

216
00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:19,313
I DON'T KNOW.

217
00:09:19,396 --> 00:09:21,190
SOMETHING GIRLY.

218
00:09:22,941 --> 00:09:23,859
HEY.

219
00:09:23,942 --> 00:09:24,944
HEY, YOU'RE EARLY.

220
00:09:25,027 --> 00:09:26,737
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THE LAMP?

221
00:09:27,905 --> 00:09:30,157
I'M TAKING IT TO GET REWIRED.

222
00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:34,036
OH. DON'T TAKE IT TO THE SAME
PLACE YOU TOOK THE STEREO.

223
00:09:34,119 --> 00:09:35,287
THEY'VE HAD THAT THING

224
00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:36,788
FOR OVER A WEEK.

225
00:09:43,378 --> 00:09:44,797
NO…

226
00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,716
NO! MR. HECKLES, NO ONE IS
MAKING ANY NOISE UP HERE!

227
00:09:47,799 --> 00:09:50,636
YOU'RE DISTURBING
MY OBOE PRACTICE.

228
00:09:50,719 --> 00:09:51,887
YOU DON'T PLAY
THE OBOE.

229
00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:54,140
I COULD PLAY THE OBOE.

230
00:09:54,223 --> 00:09:57,226
THEN I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO ASK YOU TO KEEP IT DOWN.

231
00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:03,398
WHO ARE YOU?

232
00:10:03,481 --> 00:10:04,650
HI. I'M ERIC.

233
00:10:04,733 --> 00:10:06,777
I'M GOING TO BE
CHANDLER'S NEW ROOMMATE.

234
00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:08,361
I'M CHANDLER'S NEW ROOMMATE.

235
00:10:09,905 --> 00:10:11,157
I DON'T THINK SO.

236
00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,159
I COULD BE CHANDLER'S
NEW ROOMMATE.

237
00:10:13,242 --> 00:10:15,119
BUT HE TOLD ME OVER THE PHONE…

238
00:10:15,202 --> 00:10:16,829
HE TOLD ME IN PERSON.

239
00:10:16,912 --> 00:10:19,165
OH. THAT'S WEIRD.

240
00:10:19,248 --> 00:10:23,627
WELL, I'M GOING TO, UH,
GO INTO MY NEW APARTMENT NOW.

241
00:10:25,587 --> 00:10:27,756
HUH?

242
00:10:41,686 --> 00:10:43,856
HI AGAIN.

243
00:10:43,939 --> 00:10:45,732
HEY.

244
00:10:50,361 --> 00:10:51,613
HEY.

245
00:10:51,696 --> 00:10:52,907
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

246
00:10:52,990 --> 00:10:54,324
OH, DON'T THANK ME.

247
00:10:54,407 --> 00:10:56,869
THANK THE JERK
THAT NEVER SHOWED UP.

248
00:10:56,952 --> 00:10:59,454
OKAY, I GOT TO GET
TO WORK.

249
00:10:59,537 --> 00:11:01,123
YOU WANT SOME HELP
WITH THAT?

250
00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:02,248
OH, NO THANKS.
I GOT IT.

251
00:11:02,331 --> 00:11:03,249
OH, NO, I DON'T.

252
00:11:03,332 --> 00:11:04,332
WHOA!

253
00:11:05,334 --> 00:11:06,252
YOU OKAY?

254
00:11:06,335 --> 00:11:07,253
YEAH.

255
00:11:07,336 --> 00:11:08,505
WHOO!

256
00:11:08,588 --> 00:11:10,256
I STOOD UP TOO FAST.

257
00:11:10,339 --> 00:11:12,300
GOT A LITTLE HEAD RUSH.

258
00:11:12,383 --> 00:11:14,511
IT'S THE HEAT.

259
00:11:16,263 --> 00:11:18,015
AND THE HUMIDITY.

260
00:11:21,226 --> 00:11:22,310
THAT'S A, UH…

261
00:11:22,393 --> 00:11:24,521
THAT'S A TOUGH COMBINATION.

262
00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:31,486
DO YOU WANT TO COME IN
FOR SOME LEMONADE?

263
00:11:31,569 --> 00:11:33,488
LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.

264
00:11:35,907 --> 00:11:37,326
OHH…

265
00:11:39,244 --> 00:11:40,495
WOW.

266
00:11:40,578 --> 00:11:43,082
THIS IS A GREAT PLACE.

267
00:11:43,165 --> 00:11:45,584
OH, THANK YOU.

268
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:48,087
JUST… MAKE YOURSELF
COMFORTABLE.

269
00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:50,339
GOTCHA.

270
00:11:52,341 --> 00:11:53,842
SO THIS PLACE

271
00:11:53,925 --> 00:11:56,011
IS REALLY
MY GRANDMOTHER'S.

272
00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:59,556
I GOT IT FROM HER
WHEN SHE MOVED TO FLORIDA.

273
00:11:59,639 --> 00:12:03,227
OTHERWISE I COULD NEVER AFFORD
A PLACE LIKE THIS.

274
00:12:07,356 --> 00:12:09,024
SO IF THE LANDLORD
EVER ASKS

275
00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:12,987
I'M AN 87-YEAR-OLD WOMAN
WHO'S AFRAID OF HER VCR.

276
00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:13,988
YOU THIRSTY?

277
00:12:14,071 --> 00:12:16,991
YOU BET I AM.

278
00:12:17,074 --> 00:12:18,784
OKAY.

279
00:12:18,867 --> 00:12:20,869
HERE'S YOUR PENIS!

280
00:12:29,044 --> 00:12:31,922
YOU SAID, "YOU WANT TO COME IN
FOR SOME LEMONADE?"

281
00:12:32,005 --> 00:12:33,465
SO?

282
00:12:33,548 --> 00:12:36,468
WERE, AH… WERE YOU JUST
GOING TO GIVE ME LEMONADE?

283
00:12:36,551 --> 00:12:38,137
YEAH-HUH!

284
00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:40,055
WOULD YOU COVER
YOURSELF UP?

285
00:12:40,138 --> 00:12:41,807
OH, RIGHT. SORRY.

286
00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:43,142
GOD, I DON'T
BELIEVE THIS.

287
00:12:43,225 --> 00:12:45,019
SOMEONE ASKS YOU IN
FOR LEMONADE

288
00:12:45,102 --> 00:12:47,562
AND TO YOU, THAT MEANS
THEY WANT TO HAVE SEX?

289
00:12:47,645 --> 00:12:48,563
UM, USUALLY…

290
00:12:48,646 --> 00:12:50,899
YEAH. WELL, NOT JUST LEMONADE.

291
00:12:50,982 --> 00:12:53,110
ICED TEA… SOMETIMES JUICE.

292
00:12:54,778 --> 00:12:56,322
LOOK, I'M… SORRY.

293
00:12:56,405 --> 00:12:59,449
I JUST… THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME.

294
00:12:59,532 --> 00:13:01,534
I'M SUCH A JERK.

295
00:13:02,577 --> 00:13:04,371
IT'S OKAY.

296
00:13:05,747 --> 00:13:08,167
I SUPPOSE IT COULD HAPPEN
TO ANYONE.

297
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,085
NOT ANYONE I KNOW, BUT…

298
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,006
BY THE WAY, I CAN STILL SEE IT.

299
00:13:14,089 --> 00:13:15,424
HEY!

300
00:13:25,683 --> 00:13:26,935
PHEEBS?

301
00:13:27,018 --> 00:13:28,270
HUH?

302
00:13:28,353 --> 00:13:29,646
WHERE'S YOUR BED?

303
00:13:32,732 --> 00:13:35,068
IT'S NOT IN THE APARTMENT?

304
00:13:36,111 --> 00:13:39,031
OH, NO.

305
00:13:39,114 --> 00:13:43,202
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING AGAIN.

306
00:13:43,285 --> 00:13:44,703
WHAT?

307
00:13:44,786 --> 00:13:47,831
OKAY, ENOUGH
OF THE THIRD DEGREE!

308
00:13:49,624 --> 00:13:51,960
I-I-I DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.

309
00:13:52,043 --> 00:13:53,962
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

310
00:13:54,045 --> 00:13:54,963
I'M SORRY.

311
00:13:55,046 --> 00:13:56,924
I… I… I…

312
00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:59,009
I DON'T LIVE
HERE ANYMORE.

313
00:14:00,593 --> 00:14:03,680
I-I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU,
BUT YOU KNOW

314
00:14:03,763 --> 00:14:06,350
EVERYBODY ELSE KNOWS.

315
00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:08,394
EVERYBODY KNOWS?

316
00:14:08,477 --> 00:14:11,146
THAT WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE A GOOD THING.

317
00:14:11,229 --> 00:14:13,064
I FORGET WHY.

318
00:14:14,774 --> 00:14:16,026
MONICA, I…

319
00:14:16,109 --> 00:14:17,361
DO YOU KNOW…

320
00:14:17,444 --> 00:14:19,321
I COULDN'T SLEEP
FOR, LIKE, A MONTH

321
00:14:19,404 --> 00:14:22,449
BECAUSE I GOT A DOT OF INK
ON ONE OF THE SOFA CUSHIONS?

322
00:14:22,532 --> 00:14:25,411
WELL, YOU COULD HAVE
JUST TURNED THE CUSHION OVER.

323
00:14:25,494 --> 00:14:28,747
EXCEPT I HAD A BIG SPAGHETTI
STAIN ON THE OTHER SIDE.

324
00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:30,249
WHAT?

325
00:14:30,332 --> 00:14:32,584
OKAY, THIS IS WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT… THIS.

326
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:35,921
I NEED TO LIVE IN A LAND
WHERE PEOPLE CAN SPILL.

327
00:14:36,004 --> 00:14:39,091
WELL, YOU CAN SPILL…

328
00:14:39,174 --> 00:14:41,343
IN THE SINK.

329
00:14:41,426 --> 00:14:44,305
AW, HONEY, IT'S NOT
YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW.

330
00:14:44,388 --> 00:14:45,639
THIS IS WHO YOU ARE

331
00:14:45,722 --> 00:14:46,807
AND I LOVE YOU

332
00:14:46,890 --> 00:14:48,558
AND I WANT US
TO BE FRIENDS

333
00:14:48,641 --> 00:14:50,144
AND IF I KEEP
LIVING HERE

334
00:14:50,227 --> 00:14:51,895
I DON'T SEE THAT
HAPPENING.

335
00:14:53,188 --> 00:14:54,606
I LOVE YOU TOO.

336
00:14:54,689 --> 00:14:56,984
OH, GOOD.

337
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,735
HMM…

338
00:14:58,818 --> 00:15:00,320
WHAT?

339
00:15:02,364 --> 00:15:04,074
WHAT? I'M JUST SAD.

340
00:15:04,157 --> 00:15:06,993
NO, YOU'RE WONDERING
WHICH CUSHION IT IS.

341
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,792
Aah!

342
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:15,085
SO, UH…

343
00:15:15,168 --> 00:15:16,586
WHAT ARE YOU
WATCHING?

344
00:15:16,669 --> 00:15:17,629
BAYWATCH.

345
00:15:17,712 --> 00:15:19,756
…move south towards the pier.

346
00:15:19,839 --> 00:15:21,425
WHAT'S IT ABOUT?

347
00:15:21,508 --> 00:15:23,427
UH… LIFEGUARDS.

348
00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:24,511
WHAT?

349
00:15:24,594 --> 00:15:27,764
WELL, IT SOUNDS
KIND OF STUPID.

350
00:15:27,847 --> 00:15:30,476
WHO'S SHE?

351
00:15:30,559 --> 00:15:32,060
NICOLE EGGERT.

352
00:15:32,143 --> 00:15:34,229
WE LIKE HER.

353
00:15:39,359 --> 00:15:41,862
WOW, LOOK AT THEM RUN.

354
00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:44,031
YEAH…

355
00:15:44,114 --> 00:15:45,782
THEY DO THAT A LOT.

356
00:15:47,242 --> 00:15:48,910
HEY, YOU WANT A BEER?

357
00:15:48,993 --> 00:15:50,454
YEAH. I'LL GO GET ONE.

358
00:15:50,537 --> 00:15:51,830
NO, NO, DON'T GET UP.

359
00:15:51,913 --> 00:15:53,540
I GOT A COOLER
RIGHT HERE.

360
00:15:57,419 --> 00:15:58,586
HELLO.

361
00:15:58,669 --> 00:15:59,587
HEY.

362
00:15:59,670 --> 00:16:01,423
DO YOU HAVE ANY BEERS?

363
00:16:01,506 --> 00:16:02,757
WE'RE OUT
OF BEERS.

364
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,426
HELP YOURSELF.

365
00:16:04,509 --> 00:16:06,428
YOU OKAY?

366
00:16:08,597 --> 00:16:10,432
PHOEBE MOVED OUT.

367
00:16:13,017 --> 00:16:14,602
RIGHT.

368
00:16:14,685 --> 00:16:16,938
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

369
00:16:17,021 --> 00:16:19,441
AM I SO HARD
TO LIVE WITH?

370
00:16:19,524 --> 00:16:21,485
IS THIS WHY
I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND?

371
00:16:21,568 --> 00:16:25,531
NO! YOU DON'T HAVE
A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE…

372
00:16:25,614 --> 00:16:29,618
I DON'T… I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

373
00:16:31,453 --> 00:16:33,247
YOU SHOULD HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

374
00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:36,791
WELL, I THINK SO.

375
00:16:36,874 --> 00:16:38,960
OH, COME HERE.

376
00:16:39,043 --> 00:16:40,545
COME HERE.

377
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:43,798
LISTEN…

378
00:16:43,881 --> 00:16:46,134
YOU ARE ONE
OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE

379
00:16:46,217 --> 00:16:48,178
AND THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

380
00:16:48,261 --> 00:16:50,055
I'VE EVER KNOWN
IN REAL LIFE.

381
00:16:50,138 --> 00:16:51,473
OH…

382
00:17:04,152 --> 00:17:06,488
HI.

383
00:17:07,822 --> 00:17:09,824
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

384
00:17:09,907 --> 00:17:11,201
OH, IT'S ALREADY CLOSED.

385
00:17:11,284 --> 00:17:13,161
CHRIS GAVE ME THE KEYS
TO LOCK UP.

386
00:17:13,244 --> 00:17:14,162
WHAT IS WRONG?

387
00:17:14,245 --> 00:17:15,247
MY MARRI…

388
00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:17,499
I THINK MY MARRIAGE IS, UM…

389
00:17:17,582 --> 00:17:18,833
IS KIND OF OVER.

390
00:17:18,916 --> 00:17:21,128
OH, NO! WHY?

391
00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:23,547
'CAUSE CAROL'S A LESBIAN.

392
00:17:26,508 --> 00:17:30,512
AND… AND I'M NOT ONE…

393
00:17:32,805 --> 00:17:36,477
AND APPARENTLY, IT'S NOT
A MIX-AND-MATCH SITUATION.

394
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,146
OH, MY GOD!

395
00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:42,483
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

396
00:17:42,566 --> 00:17:45,486
OH, YOU POOR BUNNY.

397
00:17:45,569 --> 00:17:47,821
I'M AN IDIOT.

398
00:17:47,904 --> 00:17:50,324
I MEAN, I SHOULD
HAVE SEEN IT.

399
00:17:50,407 --> 00:17:52,159
I MEAN, CAROL AND I'D BE OUT

400
00:17:52,242 --> 00:17:55,412
AND SHE'D SEE
SOME BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, AND…

401
00:17:55,495 --> 00:17:58,915
AND SHE'D BE,
"ROSS, LOOK AT HER"

402
00:17:58,998 --> 00:18:01,084
AND I'D THINK…

403
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,670
"GOD, MY WIFE IS COOL."

404
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,635
OH…

405
00:18:09,718 --> 00:18:13,137
HEY, DO YOU THINK
THAT SUSAN PERSON IS HER LOVER?

406
00:18:16,891 --> 00:18:18,644
WELL, NOW I DO.

407
00:18:18,727 --> 00:18:20,479
OH, GOD!

408
00:18:20,562 --> 00:18:22,355
I'M SORRY.

409
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,109
SEVEN YEARS.

410
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,779
I MEAN… WE'VE BEEN
TOGETHER SEVEN YEARS.

411
00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:32,991
SHE'S THE ONLY WOMAN
WHO'S EVER LOVED ME.

412
00:18:33,074 --> 00:18:35,910
SHE'S THE ONLY WOMAN
I-I'VE EVER…

413
00:18:35,993 --> 00:18:38,246
OH, OH, ROSS.

414
00:18:38,329 --> 00:18:39,664
OH…

415
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:44,211
MMM… THIS IS NICE.

416
00:18:44,294 --> 00:18:46,588
I KNOW. IT IS,
ISN'T IT?

417
00:18:47,631 --> 00:18:49,216
NO, I MEAN IT.

418
00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:51,468
THIS FEELS REALLY GOOD.

419
00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:55,805
IS IT A HUNDRED
PERCENT COTTON?

420
00:18:59,392 --> 00:19:00,644
YEAH…

421
00:19:00,727 --> 00:19:02,604
AND I GOT IT
ON SALE TOO.

422
00:19:02,687 --> 00:19:04,898
ANYWAY, I SHOULD GO.

423
00:19:04,981 --> 00:19:06,358
ONE OF THE LIFEGUARDS

424
00:19:06,441 --> 00:19:09,319
WAS JUST ABOUT TO DISMANTLE
A NUCLEAR DEVICE.

425
00:19:09,402 --> 00:19:12,531
WELL, IF YOU WANT TO GET
A DRINK LATER, WE CAN.

426
00:19:12,614 --> 00:19:14,241
THAT SOUNDS GREAT. OKAY.

427
00:19:14,324 --> 00:19:16,868
OH, AND LISTEN,
IT'S… IT'S GOING TO BE…

428
00:19:16,951 --> 00:19:18,537
I KNOW.

429
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,371
THANKS.

430
00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:26,587
MAYBE THIS WOULDN'T
HAVE HAPPENED

431
00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,922
IF I'D BEEN MORE
NURTURING OR…

432
00:19:29,005 --> 00:19:33,176
I'D PAID MORE
ATTENTION OR I'D…

433
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:36,221
HAD A UTERUS.

434
00:19:36,304 --> 00:19:38,056
I MEAN, I CAN'T
BELIEVE IT.

435
00:19:38,139 --> 00:19:40,058
NO, NO, YOU DON'T
DESERVE THIS.

436
00:19:40,141 --> 00:19:42,352
YOU DON'T. ROSS.
YOU'RE-YOU'RE REALLY…

437
00:19:42,435 --> 00:19:43,687
YOU'RE SO GOOD.

438
00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:44,688
THANKS.

439
00:19:44,771 --> 00:19:46,189
AND YOU'RE SO…
SWEET AND…

440
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:47,190
THANKS.

441
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,692
YOU'RE KIND AND…

442
00:19:48,775 --> 00:19:50,109
THANKS.

443
00:20:01,371 --> 00:20:02,706
COME HERE.

444
00:20:04,332 --> 00:20:05,875
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

445
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:07,293
HUH?

446
00:20:10,213 --> 00:20:11,881
OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

447
00:20:14,091 --> 00:20:15,259
OH!

448
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,931
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

449
00:20:20,014 --> 00:20:21,933
MY FOOT IS STUCK
IN THE POCKET.

450
00:20:22,016 --> 00:20:23,226
WHAT?

451
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,228
I CAN'T GET IT OUT.

452
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:28,189
WELL, THAT'S NOT SOMETHING
A GIRL WANTS TO HEAR.

453
00:20:28,272 --> 00:20:29,524
DON'T START.

454
00:20:29,607 --> 00:20:30,692
OKAY.

455
00:20:30,775 --> 00:20:31,777
OW.

456
00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:32,778
WHAT?

457
00:20:32,861 --> 00:20:35,029
STUPID BALLS
ARE IN THE WAY.

458
00:20:54,048 --> 00:20:55,300
OH, WELL.

459
00:20:55,383 --> 00:20:56,968
IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T

460
00:20:57,051 --> 00:21:00,472
HAVE BEEN THE MOST
CONSTRUCTIVE SOLUTION.

461
00:21:00,555 --> 00:21:03,057
YOU HAVE CHALK
ON YOUR FACE.

462
00:21:04,434 --> 00:21:05,560
OH, ROSS,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

463
00:21:05,643 --> 00:21:07,688
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I ALWAYS THOUGHT

464
00:21:07,771 --> 00:21:09,063
THIS WAS REAL GRASS.

465
00:21:15,862 --> 00:21:18,114
HONEY, YOU OKAY?

466
00:21:18,197 --> 00:21:21,284
MY WIFE'S A LESBIAN.

467
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:22,410
COOL!

468
00:21:26,623 --> 00:21:27,666
ROSS, JOEY.

469
00:21:27,749 --> 00:21:29,000
JOEY, ROSS.

470
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,001
HI.

471
00:21:30,084 --> 00:21:31,378
HOW'S IT GOING?

472
00:21:31,461 --> 00:21:32,796
HI.

473
00:21:38,342 --> 00:21:40,595
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU CAME BACK.

474
00:21:40,678 --> 00:21:42,930
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

475
00:21:43,013 --> 00:21:44,974
I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK.

476
00:21:45,057 --> 00:21:46,768
I DON'T WANT TO THINK.

477
00:21:46,851 --> 00:21:48,770
I JUST WANT YOU
TO TAKE ME

478
00:21:48,853 --> 00:21:50,938
AND KISS ME
AND MAKE LOVE TO ME

479
00:21:51,021 --> 00:21:53,608
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

480
00:22:02,366 --> 00:22:04,619
RACHEL..? RACHEL!

481
00:22:04,702 --> 00:22:06,287
WHAT?

482
00:22:06,370 --> 00:22:08,623
YOU MISSED THE EXIT.

483
00:22:08,706 --> 00:22:10,876
OH. SORRY.

484
00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:13,670
MY GOD, WHAT WERE YOU
THINKING ABOUT?

485
00:22:15,045 --> 00:22:17,549
UM… BARRY.

486
00:22:17,632 --> 00:22:19,300
AW…
AW…