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Who wants one of
my special home–baked brownies?

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I'll have one.

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Agh! Ugh.

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–That's okay.
–I'm not having one.

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No, no. It's just my tooth.

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–All right.
–I'll have one.

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So you need a dentist?
I've got a good one.

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Thanks. I have a good one too.
I just can't see him.

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See, that is the problem
with invisible dentists.

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Why can't you go to him?

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Because every time I go to the dentist,
somebody dies.

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That's so weird.
Every time I go to the dentist,

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I look down the hygienist's blouse.

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Phoebe, what, um…

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What?

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First, it was my Aunt Mary.

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And then there was, um, John, my mailman.

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And then my cowboy friend, Albino Bob.

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Ahem. And all these people actually died?

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Yes. While I was in the chair.

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That's why I take care of my teeth.
It's not about oral hygiene.

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I floss to save lives.

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Come on, you didn't kill anybody.

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These people just happened to die
when you went to the dentist.

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It's just a coincidence.

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Tell that to them.
Oh, you can't! They're dead!

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Thanks, Gunther.

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–Hi.
–Hey.

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Um, can I get a napkin too?

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Oh, like you don't already
have everything.

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Ow!

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Ow!

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You're in pain. Would you just
go to the dentist? Just go.

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Fine. But if you're my next victim,

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don't come back as a poltergeist
who sucks me into the TV set.

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I promise.

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Although, don't feel like you can't visit.

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Hey, is Chandler here?

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No. No, he's not.

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You guys, Joey just saw
Janice kissing her ex–husband.

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–Huh? Oh!
– What?

42
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What are you gonna do?
How are you gonna tell Chandler?

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I was thinking about that.
I think the best way would be…

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to not.

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Joey, if you know about this,
you have to tell him.

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It'll kill him. It'll just kill him.

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Wait till I go to the dentist.
Maybe I'll kill him.

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Ew!

49
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Ugly Naked Guy's using a hammock.
It's like a Play–Doh fat factory.

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I'm going to the dentist. So listen…

51
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just be on the lookout for anything
that you could fall into,

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or that can fall on you,

53
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or…

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All right, just look out!

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Okay? And, um, I also just want to…

56
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I just want to tell you all that, um…

57
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I have a problem. I have to go
into work for a few hours.

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Some kids messed up
the Homo sapien display.

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What did they do?

60
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They painted over the word
"sapien," for one thing.

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Then they rearranged the figures.
Let's just leave it at that.

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Do you want me to watch Ben for you?

63
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Yes, that's what I was gonna ask.
Thank you.

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Whoa, wait, hello! Heh, what about me?

65
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You. You want to watch Ben?

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That would be great!
I just asked Monica

67
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because I know how empty her life is.

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–Hey, Ross? I got a science question.
–Yeah. Mm–hm.

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If the Homo sapiens were, in fact,
"homo" sapiens…

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is that why they're extinct?

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Joey, Homo sapiens are people.

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Hey, I'm not judging.

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Look, Benny! Spoon!

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Spoon!

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Come on. All right, you know what?
I think he's bored.

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Here. You wanna play the airplane game?

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You wanna show Rachel? Come here.

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You wanna do something fun? Okay.

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Whee!

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Whee! Oh!

81
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You're so brave.
You're so brave! Yes, you are.

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–You're so brave.
–You're okay.

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He's fine. Let's just put him down.

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Come here, babe.
Yes, you're such a good boy.

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How could you do that to him?
Ross trusted me! What's he gonna say?

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Nothing, because we're not telling him.

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–We're not?
–No.

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–All right, I like that.
–Okay.

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So we're okay. We're okay, aren't we?

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No, we're not okay. There's a bump.

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–There's a bump.
–What bump?

92
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Oh, my God! Well, push it in! Push it in!

93
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I cannot push it in!

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–Okay, we're gonna need a distraction.
–Okay.

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–That's it.
–Okay.

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–I got it!
–Okay.

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–The second Ross walks in…
–Yeah.

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…take him to your bedroom and do
whatever you do that makes him go:

99
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Or…

100
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we could put a hat on his head.

101
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A hat! Yes! We need a hat!
Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?

102
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Oh, oh, oh! I'll get Rainy Day Bear!

103
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Because he'll know what to do?

104
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Oh, my God. You're a genius!

105
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Oh, God. It's kind of sewn on.

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–Give it. Give it.
–Okay.

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–Oh!
–Oh.

108
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Agh, it's just like a bloodbath
in here today!

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Hey, hold on a second. Hold on a second.

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Do you think these pearls are nice?

111
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I'd prefer a mountain bike.

112
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Janice's birthday's coming.
I wanna get her something special.

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–Come in here with me.
–Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Whoa.

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You wanna get her something special?
Get her flowers.

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Get her candy. Get her gum.
Girls love gum.

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That's a good idea. "Dear Janice,
Have a Hubba–Bubba birthday."

117
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I'd like to get her something serious.

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Oh, you want something serious.

119
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You know what you should do?
You should get her one of those, um…

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barium enemas.

121
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Those are dead serious.

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Look, I'm gonna go in here.
And you don't buy me anything, ever!

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You can't! You can't.
You can't buy her pearls.

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You just can't, you can't, you can't!

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Why not?

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Oh, God. Uh, okay.

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Here's the thing. Ahem.

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This is the thing. Okay, the thing is––

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–What is the thing?
–Okay.

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I went down to the
Mattress King's showroom

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and I saw Janice kissing her ex–husband.

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What?

133
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They were in his office.

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Well, she–– She wouldn't do that.
She's with me.

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I'm telling you, I saw it.

136
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Well, you're wrong. Okay? You're wrong.

137
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I'm not wrong.

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I wish I was.

139
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I'm sorry.

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Bet that barium enema
doesn't sound so bad now, huh?

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It makes more sense as an ensemble.
And it takes the focus off the hat.

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Oh! You're alive! You're alive!

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See? I promised you
no one would die, didn't I?

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We'll see about that. Can I use your
phone to call everyone I know?

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Sure. We have no money. Go ahead.

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Hey, you're not dead! Okay, see you.

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Monica.

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Oh, my God! He just said my name!

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–Did you hear that?
–Yeah.

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Monica bang!

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Ahem. Okay, I heard that.

152
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–Did he just say, "Monica bang"?
–Mm–hm.

153
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Oh, my God! He's gonna rat me out!

154
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–Monica bang!
–Oh, ho, ho.

155
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Sweetie, you need to stop saying that now.

156
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It's no big deal.
It's not even worth mentioning.

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You see? We all do it all the time.

158
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See? Watch this.

159
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Ben, Ben, Ben. Ow.

160
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Monica bang! Everybody bang!

161
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Ben bang!

162
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Rachel bang!

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Bang, Rachel! Bang!

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–Oh, isn't it fun?
–Look at that! Look at that!

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We all do it!

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–Okay, I'm stopping now.
–Are you okay?

167
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Oh, yeah. You know, if it's not
a headboard, it's just not worth it.

168
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How's my Bing–a–ling?

169
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Uh…

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I don't know.

171
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You tell me.

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Anything you, uh, want to tell me?

173
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Because if you, uh–– You should––

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You would tell me.

175
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Why are your eyes so wide?

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You tell me.

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Maybe it's because I was just
fooling around with my ex.

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Oh, no. No, no, no. That was you!

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Oh, my God!

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–All right!
–How did you know?

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Joey told me. He saw you two kissing.

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In the park?

183
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No. In his office.
How many kisses were there?

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–Just those two!
–Wh––? Why? Why?

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Why was there kissing?
There should be no kissing!

186
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I'm so, so…

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I'm so, so sorry. I just…

188
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What happened was I… I can't breathe.

189
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Can you get me a bag or something? Aah.

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–Here. Here.
–Aah.

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There.

192
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–It's the receipt.
–I'll take it.

193
00:11:05,943 --> 00:11:07,776
Look, I've got to know.

194
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Are you finished with me?

195
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Are you finished with him?

196
00:11:20,943 --> 00:11:23,068
Do you still love him?

197
00:11:26,026 --> 00:11:27,568
Do you still love me?

198
00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:30,901
All right, look…

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I'm gonna need an actual
answer here, okay?

200
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So which is it?

201
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Him or me?

202
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I don't know.

203
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Okay, if you're alive,
you answer your phone!

204
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Ben, I won't tell your daddy
that you had ice cream before dinner

205
00:12:05,235 --> 00:12:09,151
if you won't tell him about
our little bonking incident.

206
00:12:09,235 --> 00:12:12,943
Number one, I don't think Ben
understands the concept of bribery.

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00:12:13,026 --> 00:12:14,818
And number two, I––

208
00:12:16,943 --> 00:12:17,902
What?

209
00:12:17,985 --> 00:12:20,526
You said "number two."

210
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:24,818
I also said "number one."

211
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I know.

212
00:12:29,693 --> 00:12:30,860
–Hey, everyone!
–Hi!

213
00:12:30,943 --> 00:12:33,026
How's my little boy?

214
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He's perfect. Aren't you, Ben?

215
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–He's never been better.
–What did you do, take him whaling?

216
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Monica.

217
00:12:42,651 --> 00:12:47,026
Oh, my God! He just said your name!
That's great! Good job, Ben!

218
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Monica bang!

219
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That's right.

220
00:12:51,151 --> 00:12:54,235
That's what I'd sound like if I exploded.

221
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Woo–hoo! The curse is broken!
I called everybody I know

222
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and everyone is alive!

223
00:13:03,901 --> 00:13:05,026
–Huh.
– What?

224
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:09,485
Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still.

225
00:13:14,985 --> 00:13:16,818
Oh, my God, I killed another one!

226
00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:21,068
The curse is getting stronger too,
to bring down something that big.

227
00:13:21,151 --> 00:13:23,610
Maybe he's just taking a nap.

228
00:13:23,693 --> 00:13:26,318
I'm telling you,
he hasn't moved since this morning.

229
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We should call somebody.

230
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Tell them the naked guy
we stare at isn't moving?

231
00:13:31,485 --> 00:13:33,943
We've got to find out if he's alive.

232
00:13:34,026 --> 00:13:36,568
How are we gonna do that? There's no way.

233
00:13:36,651 --> 00:13:38,526
Well, there is one way.

234
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,610
His window's open. I say…

235
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we poke him.

236
00:13:46,818 --> 00:13:48,401
Hey!

237
00:13:48,485 --> 00:13:51,276
You know how we, uh,
save all those chopsticks

238
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,901
for no reason when we get Chinese food?

239
00:13:53,985 --> 00:13:55,068
Yeah?

240
00:13:55,151 --> 00:13:57,693
Well, now we got a reason.

241
00:13:58,526 --> 00:13:59,735
What?

242
00:13:59,818 --> 00:14:02,693
Well, we're fashioning a very long
poking device.

243
00:14:04,693 --> 00:14:06,193
All right.

244
00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,443
Hey, uh, what's the matter?

245
00:14:13,276 --> 00:14:14,818
I talked to Janice.

246
00:14:15,651 --> 00:14:18,735
Oh, my God. Is she going back to him?

247
00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:20,651
She doesn't know.

248
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,193
Says she loves us both.

249
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I woke up this morning, I was in love.

250
00:14:27,068 --> 00:14:28,860
I was happy!

251
00:14:30,401 --> 00:14:32,985
It serves me right for buying
that 12–pack of condoms.

252
00:14:35,401 --> 00:14:39,235
And now I can't even return them,
because she choked on the receipt!

253
00:14:42,443 --> 00:14:44,568
What are you, uh–– What are you gonna do?

254
00:14:47,401 --> 00:14:49,235
I don't know.

255
00:14:49,901 --> 00:14:51,818
You know? What would you do?

256
00:14:54,401 --> 00:14:56,401
Uh, it doesn't matter what I'd do.

257
00:14:56,485 --> 00:14:58,151
Come on. Come on. Tell me.

258
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,568
All right, you, uh…

259
00:15:04,026 --> 00:15:07,193
You probably won't want
to hear this, but, uh…

260
00:15:09,193 --> 00:15:13,026
if it was me,
and this is just me, I would, uh…

261
00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:15,276
–I would bow out.
–What?

262
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:19,443
What are you talking about?

263
00:15:22,651 --> 00:15:24,360
They have a kid together,

264
00:15:24,443 --> 00:15:27,068
you know? They're like––

265
00:15:27,151 --> 00:15:29,443
They're, like, a family.

266
00:15:30,026 --> 00:15:32,026
And if, I don't know,

267
00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:35,526
if there's a chance
they can make that work…

268
00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:38,443
I wouldn't want to be the guy
who stood in the way.

269
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,818
You okay?

270
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,860
You, uh…

271
00:15:48,485 --> 00:15:50,151
You wanna come poke a nude guy?

272
00:15:53,568 --> 00:15:56,610
–Well, he's finally asleep.
–Mm.

273
00:15:56,693 --> 00:15:59,860
About that, uh, bump on his head…

274
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:03,276
Are you, uh, sure it's a new bump?

275
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:07,568
No offense, but I've always thought
of Ben as a fairly bumpy–headed child.

276
00:16:07,651 --> 00:16:11,360
It's okay if he bumps his head.
Kids bump their heads all the time.

277
00:16:11,443 --> 00:16:14,526
It was your first time babysitting.
You did your best.

278
00:16:15,151 --> 00:16:17,110
–I did!
–I know.

279
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,610
You just have to watch them all the time.

280
00:16:19,693 --> 00:16:22,651
I did! I watched! I watched!

281
00:16:22,735 --> 00:16:26,360
I watched Monica bang his head
against that thing!

282
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,901
Monica did it?

283
00:16:32,026 --> 00:16:33,943
–Monica? Um…
–Yeah.

284
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:38,026
Did you notice anything weird
about Ben today?

285
00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:40,110
No, why?

286
00:16:40,193 --> 00:16:44,485
I was just playing with him,
and we were doing the "Alphabet Song,"

287
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:47,693
which he's good at.
But he left out "E" and "F."

288
00:16:47,776 --> 00:16:52,151
It's like they just, uh, I don't know,
fell out of his head.

289
00:16:53,776 --> 00:16:54,818
Really?

290
00:16:54,901 --> 00:16:58,235
Oh, and also, he's walking…

291
00:16:58,818 --> 00:16:59,985
kind of funny.

292
00:17:01,568 --> 00:17:06,193
It's like his left leg is moving
a lot faster than his right leg.

293
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:09,568
Yeah, he's in there,
just sort of, you know…

294
00:17:12,151 --> 00:17:15,235
Oh, my God! I wrecked your baby!

295
00:17:17,610 --> 00:17:20,568
I hope it's still funny
when you're in hell.

296
00:17:21,651 --> 00:17:22,735
You jerk!

297
00:17:22,818 --> 00:17:28,068
– You know I love that kid!
– Monica bang! Monica bang!

298
00:17:28,943 --> 00:17:30,360
Ow.

299
00:17:31,026 --> 00:17:33,151
I'll get the hat.

300
00:17:36,943 --> 00:17:39,235
I have something to tell you.

301
00:17:39,318 --> 00:17:41,568
And I want you to let me
get through it…

302
00:17:41,651 --> 00:17:43,610
because…

303
00:17:43,985 --> 00:17:46,443
it's not gonna be easy.

304
00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:48,485
Okay.

305
00:17:50,901 --> 00:17:52,943
I think you should go back with Gary.

306
00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:57,860
I don't want to be the guy
that breaks up a family.

307
00:17:58,693 --> 00:18:02,318
You know, when my parents split up,
it was because of that guy.

308
00:18:02,401 --> 00:18:04,568
Whenever I'd see him, I'd always think,

309
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:08,318
"You're the reason.
You are why they're not together."

310
00:18:08,568 --> 00:18:11,485
And I hated that guy.

311
00:18:12,651 --> 00:18:17,526
And it didn't matter how nice he was
or how happy he made my dad.

312
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,110
Wow!

313
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:26,735
Yeah, wow.

314
00:18:28,401 --> 00:18:30,776
–It's the right thing to do.
–Ugh.

315
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,901
You're right.

316
00:18:33,776 --> 00:18:39,110
Oh, God. But before I can say goodbye…

317
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:42,901
there's something
I really need you to know.

318
00:18:43,401 --> 00:18:46,026
The way I feel about you…

319
00:18:46,318 --> 00:18:49,401
it's like I finally understand

320
00:18:49,651 --> 00:18:51,943
what Lionel Richie's been singing about.

321
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,443
You know? I mean, what we have,

322
00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:58,568
it's like movie love.

323
00:18:59,818 --> 00:19:01,735
You're my soul mate.

324
00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:07,110
I can't believe we're not gonna
spend the rest of our lives together.

325
00:19:08,943 --> 00:19:10,610
Then don't leave me.

326
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:12,901
What?

327
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,026
Forget what I said! I was babbling!
Pick me!

328
00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:19,901
No, you were right!
I gotta give my marriage another chance.

329
00:19:19,985 --> 00:19:22,193
Pssh! No, you don't!

330
00:19:22,276 --> 00:19:26,068
No, I say you have to give your divorce
another chance!

331
00:19:28,985 --> 00:19:30,318
I'm sorry.

332
00:19:34,901 --> 00:19:36,985
Oh, don't go.

333
00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:39,318
No, I gotta go.

334
00:19:40,193 --> 00:19:43,818
No. No. No, no.

335
00:19:43,901 --> 00:19:46,110
Honey. Honey.

336
00:19:46,193 --> 00:19:48,526
–People are looking.
–I don't care.

337
00:19:49,276 --> 00:19:50,735
I don't care!

338
00:19:51,610 --> 00:19:54,568
Yeah, um, okay. I'm––

339
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,151
I'm leaving now.

340
00:19:58,610 --> 00:20:01,193
You can't leave! I have your shoe!

341
00:20:04,943 --> 00:20:07,318
Goodbye, Chandler Bing.

342
00:20:18,735 --> 00:20:20,485
Rachel has those in burgundy.

343
00:20:24,318 --> 00:20:29,193
Remember, something this big and long
will be very difficult to maneuver.

344
00:20:29,276 --> 00:20:31,318
Fortunately,
I have experience in that area.

345
00:20:32,526 --> 00:20:37,651
Can we please focus here?
A naked man's life hangs in the balance.

346
00:20:37,735 --> 00:20:39,193
I'm telling you, he's dead.

347
00:20:39,276 --> 00:20:42,360
What we're about to have here
is a dead fat guy on a stick!

348
00:20:43,693 --> 00:20:46,735
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
let's poke.

349
00:20:46,818 --> 00:20:48,110
Steady.

350
00:20:48,193 --> 00:20:49,776
Steady.

351
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:51,943
Okay, a little higher.

352
00:20:52,026 --> 00:20:53,610
Careful of the angle.

353
00:20:53,693 --> 00:20:56,526
Okay, okay.
We're approaching the window.

354
00:21:00,318 --> 00:21:02,943
Thread the needle. Thread the needle.

355
00:21:08,485 --> 00:21:11,318
He's alive! He's alive!

356
00:21:13,318 --> 00:21:15,818
And yet we're still poking him.

357
00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:18,693
Okay, retract the device!
Retract the device!

358
00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:22,110
–He does not look happy.
–Hey, hey.

359
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:25,193
Now he's showing us his poking device.

360
00:21:26,235 --> 00:21:30,776
Hey, that's never gonna make it
all the way over here, buddy! Ha.

361
00:21:36,026 --> 00:21:41,318
I'll hold you close in my arms

362
00:21:41,776 --> 00:21:46,568
I can't resist your charms

363
00:21:47,110 --> 00:21:48,943
And love

364
00:21:49,026 --> 00:21:51,360
Love

365
00:21:52,193 --> 00:21:57,360
I'll be a fool for you

366
00:21:57,443 --> 00:22:00,735
I'm sure

367
00:22:00,818 --> 00:22:04,026
You know I don't mind

368
00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:06,901
Oh, you know I don't mind

369
00:22:06,985 --> 00:22:09,401
Yes

370
00:22:09,485 --> 00:22:14,110
You mean the world to me

371
00:22:14,193 --> 00:22:17,526
–Oh, I know
–I know

372
00:22:17,610 --> 00:22:20,360
–I've found
–I've found

373
00:22:20,443 --> 00:22:23,068
In you

374
00:22:23,151 --> 00:22:26,485
My endless love

375
00:22:29,318 --> 00:22:33,193
My endless love

376
00:22:34,860 --> 00:22:36,818
Love

377
00:22:36,901 --> 00:22:40,193
–Lo–– Love
–Love