1 00:00:01,456 --> 00:00:03,876 GOOD ONE. 2 00:00:03,959 --> 00:00:05,585 ACTUALLY, TERRY WANTS YOU 3 00:00:05,668 --> 00:00:09,006 TO TAKE THE TRAINING AGAIN. 4 00:00:09,089 --> 00:00:10,257 WHENEVER. 5 00:00:13,802 --> 00:00:15,637 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT? 6 00:00:20,934 --> 00:00:22,269 YEAH. 7 00:01:13,736 --> 00:01:16,322 SO THAT'S TWO BOXES 8 00:01:16,405 --> 00:01:17,950 OF THE HOLIDAY MACAROONS. 9 00:01:18,033 --> 00:01:20,827 ON BEHALF OF THE BROWN BIRDS OF AMERICA 10 00:01:20,910 --> 00:01:22,204 I SALUTE YOU. 11 00:01:24,539 --> 00:01:26,708 JUST ADMIT IT, CHANDLER, YOU HAVE NO BACKHAND. 12 00:01:26,791 --> 00:01:28,376 EXCUSE ME, LITTLE ONE. 13 00:01:28,459 --> 00:01:30,545 I HAVE A VERY SOLID BACKHAND. 14 00:01:30,628 --> 00:01:33,924 SHIELDING YOUR FACE AND SHRIEKING LIKE A GIRL 15 00:01:34,007 --> 00:01:36,718 IS NOT A BACKHAND. 16 00:01:36,801 --> 00:01:38,262 I WAS SHRIEKING… 17 00:01:38,345 --> 00:01:39,930 LIKE A MARINE. 18 00:01:40,013 --> 00:01:41,514 ALL RIGHT, HERE. 19 00:01:41,597 --> 00:01:46,436 WATCH ME EXECUTE THE THREE Ps OF CHAMPIONSHIP PLAY. 20 00:01:46,519 --> 00:01:48,438 POWER. HA! 21 00:01:48,521 --> 00:01:50,065 PRECISION. SHHK! 22 00:01:50,148 --> 00:01:51,399 AND PANACHE. 23 00:01:55,987 --> 00:01:57,948 YOU BROKE A LITTLE GIRL'S LEG? 24 00:01:58,031 --> 00:01:59,241 I KNOW. 25 00:01:59,324 --> 00:02:00,867 I FEEL HORRIBLE, OKAY? 26 00:02:00,950 --> 00:02:03,411 IT SAYS HERE THAT A MUPPET GOT WHACKED 27 00:02:03,494 --> 00:02:05,371 ON SESAME STREET LAST NIGHT. 28 00:02:05,454 --> 00:02:10,294 WHERE EXACTLY WERE YOU AROUND TEN-ISH? 29 00:02:10,377 --> 00:02:13,005 WELL, I'M GOING TO GO SEE HER. 30 00:02:13,088 --> 00:02:13,964 I WANT TO BRING HER SOMETHING. 31 00:02:14,047 --> 00:02:15,132 WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'D LIKE? 32 00:02:15,215 --> 00:02:16,883 MAYBE A "HELLO, KITTY" DOLL 33 00:02:16,966 --> 00:02:18,676 THE ABILITY TO WALK. 34 00:02:22,722 --> 00:02:24,891 I'M GOING TO GET BACK TO RETRAINING. 35 00:02:24,974 --> 00:02:27,102 ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU, GUYS. 36 00:02:27,185 --> 00:02:27,727 LOOK OUT, KIDS. 37 00:02:27,810 --> 00:02:31,731 HE'S COMING. 38 00:02:31,814 --> 00:02:34,193 AND I GOT TO GO SELL SOME CHRISTMAS TREES. 39 00:02:34,276 --> 00:02:35,110 HAVE FUN. 40 00:02:35,193 --> 00:02:36,111 OH, WAIT. 41 00:02:36,194 --> 00:02:37,529 NO, DON'T. 42 00:02:37,612 --> 00:02:40,240 I AM TOTALLY AGAINST THAT NOW. 43 00:02:40,323 --> 00:02:42,659 WHAT, ME HAVING A JOB? 44 00:02:42,742 --> 00:02:43,952 NO, NO. 45 00:02:44,035 --> 00:02:47,371 I AM AGAINST INNOCENT TREES BEING CUT DOWN 46 00:02:47,454 --> 00:02:48,707 IN THEIR PRIME 47 00:02:48,790 --> 00:02:51,877 AND THEIR CORPSES GROTESQUELY DRESSED 48 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,378 IN TINSEL AND TWINKLY LIGHTS. 49 00:02:54,461 --> 00:02:57,049 HEY, HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? 50 00:02:57,132 --> 00:02:59,676 WELL, I'M PRETTY TIRED FROM LUGGING 51 00:02:59,759 --> 00:03:01,636 THE TREES AROUND. 52 00:03:01,719 --> 00:03:02,929 HEY, PHOEBE, LISTEN. 53 00:03:03,012 --> 00:03:04,639 YOU GOT THIS ALL WRONG. 54 00:03:04,722 --> 00:03:07,809 THOSE TREES WERE BORN TO BE CHRISTMAS TREES. 55 00:03:07,892 --> 00:03:10,478 THEY'RE FULFILLING THEIR LIFE PURPOSE 56 00:03:10,561 --> 00:03:12,147 BY MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY. 57 00:03:12,230 --> 00:03:13,564 REALLY? 58 00:03:14,941 --> 00:03:16,151 YES. 59 00:03:16,234 --> 00:03:19,321 YES, AND, UH… THE TREES ARE HAPPY, TOO 60 00:03:19,404 --> 00:03:21,323 BECAUSE FOR MOST OF THEM 61 00:03:21,406 --> 00:03:24,492 IT'S THEIR ONLY CHANCE TO SEE NEW YORK. 62 00:03:28,246 --> 00:03:30,165 AND AFTER YOU'VE DELIVERED THE DRINKS 63 00:03:30,248 --> 00:03:31,541 YOU TAKE THE EMPTY TRAY… 64 00:03:31,624 --> 00:03:32,542 GUNTHER, PLEASE. 65 00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:35,170 I'VE WORKED HERE FOR 2h YEARS. 66 00:03:35,253 --> 00:03:37,672 THE EMPTY TRAYS GO OVER THERE. 67 00:03:37,755 --> 00:03:43,262 WHAT IF YOU PUT THEM HERE? 68 00:03:43,345 --> 00:03:44,596 THAT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD IDEA 69 00:03:44,679 --> 00:03:46,390 BECAUSE THAT WAY THEY'LL BE CLOSER TO THE MUGS. 70 00:03:46,473 --> 00:03:50,102 YOU SHOULD HAVE THE OTHER WAITRESSES DO THAT, TOO. 71 00:03:50,185 --> 00:03:52,771 THEY ALREADY DO. 72 00:03:52,854 --> 00:03:55,899 THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT "THE TRAY SPOT." 73 00:03:55,982 --> 00:03:57,276 I ALWAYS HEARD THEM TALK ABOUT THAT. 74 00:03:57,359 --> 00:03:59,403 I SORT OF JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A CLUB THEY WENT TO. 75 00:03:59,486 --> 00:04:02,906 OH, GOD. 76 00:04:02,989 --> 00:04:04,116 I'M SORRY. 77 00:04:04,199 --> 00:04:05,616 IT'S ALL RIGHT… 78 00:04:07,076 --> 00:04:08,495 SWEETHEART. 79 00:04:10,872 --> 00:04:13,541 SO, THIS MUST BE KIND OF NEAT FOR YOU. 80 00:04:13,624 --> 00:04:17,379 YOUR DAD TELLS ME YOU GET A COUPLE OF DAYS OFF SCHOOL 81 00:04:17,462 --> 00:04:20,966 AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO SELL THOSE COOKIES ANYMORE. 82 00:04:21,049 --> 00:04:23,802 WELL, I KIND OF WANTED TO SELL THE COOKIES. 83 00:04:23,885 --> 00:04:27,347 THE GIRL WHO SELLS THE MOST WINS A TRIP TO SPACE CAMP 84 00:04:27,430 --> 00:04:30,016 AND GETS TO SIT IN A REAL SPACE SHUTTLE. 85 00:04:30,099 --> 00:04:31,517 WELL, YOU, UH… 86 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,396 YOU REALLY LIKE ALL THIS SPACE STUFF, HUH? 87 00:04:34,479 --> 00:04:35,563 YEAH. 88 00:04:35,646 --> 00:04:37,065 MY DAD SAYS 89 00:04:37,148 --> 00:04:39,525 IF I SPENT AS MUCH TIME HELPING HIM CLEAN APARTMENTS 90 00:04:39,608 --> 00:04:41,569 AS I DO DAYDREAMING ABOUT OUTER SPACE 91 00:04:41,652 --> 00:04:44,156 HE'D BE ABLE TO AFFORD A TRIP TO THE TAJ MAHAL. 92 00:04:44,239 --> 00:04:46,866 YOU'D HAVE TO CLEAN A WHOLE LOT OF APARTMENTS 93 00:04:46,949 --> 00:04:48,576 TO GO ALL THE WAY TO INDIA. 94 00:04:48,659 --> 00:04:50,495 NO, THE ONE IN ATLANTIC CITY. 95 00:04:50,578 --> 00:04:51,954 DAD LOVES THE SLOTS. 96 00:04:53,998 --> 00:04:57,461 HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO DOUBLE THE COLLEGE MONEY 97 00:04:57,544 --> 00:04:59,463 MY GRANDMA LEFT ME. 98 00:04:59,546 --> 00:05:02,465 HUH. WELL, GOOD LUCK TO DAD. 99 00:05:04,509 --> 00:05:08,013 HOW MANY MORE BOXES WOULD YOU HAVE TO SELL 100 00:05:08,096 --> 00:05:09,431 IN ORDER TO WIN? 101 00:05:09,514 --> 00:05:12,517 THE GIRL WHO WON LAST YEAR SOLD 475. 102 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:13,601 YEAH? 103 00:05:13,684 --> 00:05:16,729 SO FAR, I'VE SOLD 75. 104 00:05:18,940 --> 00:05:20,859 400, HUH? 105 00:05:20,942 --> 00:05:23,278 WELL, THAT SOUNDS DO-ABLE. 106 00:05:23,361 --> 00:05:25,405 HOW MUCH ARE THE BOXES? 107 00:05:25,488 --> 00:05:26,739 FIVE DOLLARS A BOX. 108 00:05:26,822 --> 00:05:29,659 AND WHAT IS SECOND PRIZE? 109 00:05:29,742 --> 00:05:31,161 A TEN-SPEED BIKE 110 00:05:31,244 --> 00:05:34,581 BUT I'D RATHER HAVE SOMETHING MY DAD COULDN'T SELL. 111 00:05:36,874 --> 00:05:38,751 WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE. 112 00:05:38,834 --> 00:05:41,796 COULD YOU DO ME ONE FAVOR? 113 00:05:41,879 --> 00:05:43,589 YEAH, SARAH, ANYTHING. 114 00:05:43,672 --> 00:05:45,758 COULD YOU PULL THE CURTAINS OPEN FOR ME? 115 00:05:45,841 --> 00:05:47,219 THE ASTRONAUTS FROM THE SPACE SHUTTLE 116 00:05:47,302 --> 00:05:48,678 ARE GOING TO BE ON THE NEWS. 117 00:05:48,761 --> 00:05:50,222 SINCE WE DON'T HAVE A TV 118 00:05:50,305 --> 00:05:52,807 THE LADY ACROSS THE ALLEY SAID SHE'D PUSH HERS UP TO HER WINDOW 119 00:05:52,890 --> 00:05:54,309 SO I CAN WATCH IT. 120 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:07,531 Old Lady: YES? 121 00:06:07,614 --> 00:06:11,159 HI. I'M SELLING BROWN BIRD COOKIES. 122 00:06:11,242 --> 00:06:13,412 YOU'RE NO BROWN BIRD. 123 00:06:13,495 --> 00:06:16,915 I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH MY PEEPHOLE. 124 00:06:16,998 --> 00:06:18,250 UM, NO, HI. 125 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:20,918 I'M AN HONORARY BROWN BIRD. 126 00:06:23,963 --> 00:06:25,507 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 127 00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:28,592 WELL, IT MEANS THAT I CAN SELL COOKIES 128 00:06:28,675 --> 00:06:31,513 BUT I'M NOT INVITED TO SLEEPOVERS. 129 00:06:35,016 --> 00:06:38,437 I CAN DIAL 911 AT THE PRESS OF A BUTTON, YOU KNOW. 130 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:39,563 NOW, GO AWAY! 131 00:06:39,646 --> 00:06:41,189 PLEASE, PLEASE. 132 00:06:41,272 --> 00:06:44,484 IT'S FOR A POOR LITTLE GIRL WHO WANTS TO GO TO SPACE CAMP 133 00:06:44,567 --> 00:06:46,445 MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. 134 00:06:46,528 --> 00:06:47,695 I'M PRESSING. 135 00:06:47,778 --> 00:06:49,989 A POLICEMAN IS ON HIS WAY. 136 00:06:50,072 --> 00:06:51,741 OKAY, OKAY, I'M GOING. 137 00:06:51,824 --> 00:06:53,075 I'M GOING. 138 00:06:57,413 --> 00:06:59,416 I CAN STILL SEE YOU! 139 00:06:59,499 --> 00:07:01,125 ALL RIGHT! 140 00:07:03,919 --> 00:07:05,505 HEY. 141 00:07:05,588 --> 00:07:08,216 HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 142 00:07:08,299 --> 00:07:11,511 WELL, I THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID 143 00:07:11,594 --> 00:07:12,845 AND I REALIZED… 144 00:07:12,928 --> 00:07:15,181 MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE JUDGMENTAL. 145 00:07:15,264 --> 00:07:17,100 YEAH, OH, BUT, OH… 146 00:07:17,183 --> 00:07:19,185 NOW, PHOEBE, REMEMBER, HEY… 147 00:07:19,268 --> 00:07:22,188 THEY'RE JUST FULFILLING THEIR CHRISTMAS… 148 00:07:22,271 --> 00:07:23,815 DESTINY. YES. 149 00:07:23,898 --> 00:07:24,857 ALL RIGHT. 150 00:07:24,940 --> 00:07:26,192 OKAY. 151 00:07:26,275 --> 00:07:30,196 YIKES, THAT ONE DOESN'T LOOK VERY FULFILLED. 152 00:07:30,279 --> 00:07:31,948 THAT'S ONE OF THE OLD ONES. 153 00:07:32,031 --> 00:07:34,075 HE'S JUST TAKING IT TO THE BACK. 154 00:07:34,158 --> 00:07:36,202 YOU KEEP THE OLD ONES IN THE BACK? 155 00:07:36,285 --> 00:07:38,704 THAT IS SO AGEIST. 156 00:07:38,787 --> 00:07:41,541 WELL, WE HAVE TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE FRESH ONES. 157 00:07:41,624 --> 00:07:44,127 SO, WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OLD GUYS? 158 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:46,129 THEY GO INTO THE CHIPPER. 159 00:07:46,212 --> 00:07:48,047 WHY DO I HAVE THE FEELING 160 00:07:48,130 --> 00:07:50,633 THAT'S NOT AS HAPPY AS IT SOUNDS? 161 00:07:54,011 --> 00:07:55,221 NO… NO! 162 00:08:01,352 --> 00:08:03,396 HEY, HEY, HEY! 163 00:08:08,025 --> 00:08:08,985 AND THESE COME IN THE SHAPES 164 00:08:09,068 --> 00:08:10,445 OF YOUR FAVORITE CHRISTMAS CHARACTERS… 165 00:08:10,528 --> 00:08:12,530 SANTA, RUDOLPH, AND BABY JESUS. 166 00:08:15,116 --> 00:08:19,829 ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE A BOX OF THE CREAM-FILLED JESUSES. 167 00:08:19,912 --> 00:08:21,164 ONE BOX? 168 00:08:21,247 --> 00:08:22,165 I'M TRYING TO SEND A POOR LITTLE GIRL TO SPACE CAMP. 169 00:08:22,248 --> 00:08:24,876 I'M PUTTING YOU DOWN FOR FIVE BOXES. 170 00:08:24,959 --> 00:08:26,461 CHANDLER, WHAT ABOUT YOU? 171 00:08:26,544 --> 00:08:30,674 ALL RIGHT, DO YOU HAVE ANY COCONUT-FLAVORED DEITIES? 172 00:08:30,757 --> 00:08:31,799 NO, BUT, UH 173 00:08:31,882 --> 00:08:36,054 THERE'S COCONUT IN THE HANUKKAH MENOREOS. 174 00:08:36,137 --> 00:08:37,430 I'LL PUT YOU DOWN FOR EIGHT BOXES… 175 00:08:37,513 --> 00:08:39,765 ONE FOR EACH NIGHT. 176 00:08:39,848 --> 00:08:40,892 MON? 177 00:08:40,975 --> 00:08:42,810 I'LL TAKE ONE BOX OF THE MINT TREASURES… 178 00:08:42,893 --> 00:08:44,396 ONE, AND THAT'S IT. 179 00:08:44,479 --> 00:08:47,691 I STARTED GAINING WEIGHT AFTER I JOINED THE BROWN BIRDS. 180 00:08:47,774 --> 00:08:50,360 REMEMBER? DAD BOUGHT EVERY ONE OF MY BOXES 181 00:08:50,443 --> 00:08:51,903 AND I ATE THEM ALL. 182 00:08:51,986 --> 00:08:55,699 NO, MON, DAD HAD TO BUY EVERY ONE OF YOUR BOXES 183 00:08:55,782 --> 00:08:57,992 BECAUSE YOU ATE THEM ALL. 184 00:08:59,994 --> 00:09:01,287 BUT, UH… 185 00:09:01,370 --> 00:09:04,040 I'M SURE THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN THIS TIME. 186 00:09:04,123 --> 00:09:07,793 WHY DON'T I JUST PUT YOU DOWN FOR THREE OF THE MINT TREASURES 187 00:09:07,876 --> 00:09:09,879 AND JUST A COUPLE OF THE RUDOLPHS? 188 00:09:09,962 --> 00:09:11,631 NO. 189 00:09:13,466 --> 00:09:14,800 OH, COME ON NOW. 190 00:09:14,883 --> 00:09:16,720 YOU KNOW YOU WANT THEM. 191 00:09:16,803 --> 00:09:18,888 DON'T… DON'T… DON'T DO THIS. 192 00:09:18,971 --> 00:09:20,557 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, MON… 193 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:24,018 I'LL GIVE YOU THE FIRST BOX FOR FREE. 194 00:09:24,101 --> 00:09:26,896 OH, GOD, I GOT TO GO! 195 00:09:26,979 --> 00:09:28,064 COME ON. 196 00:09:28,147 --> 00:09:30,233 ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE EATING THEM. 197 00:09:30,316 --> 00:09:32,360 WHEN YOU HAVE A SECOND LATER 198 00:09:32,443 --> 00:09:33,778 I WANT TO SHOW YOU 199 00:09:33,861 --> 00:09:37,073 WHY WE DON'T JUST TRAP SPIDERS UNDER COFFEE MUGS 200 00:09:37,156 --> 00:09:38,658 AND LEAVE THEM THERE. 201 00:09:40,702 --> 00:09:44,122 I'M RETRAINING TO BE BETTER AT A JOB THAT I HATE. 202 00:09:44,205 --> 00:09:46,249 MY LIFE OFFICIALLY SUCKS. 203 00:09:46,332 --> 00:09:48,000 WASN'T THIS A TEMPORARY THING? 204 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:50,336 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO DO FASHION STUFF. 205 00:09:50,419 --> 00:09:52,838 WELL, YEAH, I'M STILL PURSUING THAT. 206 00:09:52,921 --> 00:09:55,258 HOW EXACTLY ARE YOU PURSUING THAT? 207 00:09:55,341 --> 00:09:58,177 YOU KNOW, OTHER THAN SENDING OUT RESUMES 208 00:09:58,260 --> 00:10:00,096 LIKE, WHAT, TWO YEARS AGO? 209 00:10:00,179 --> 00:10:04,267 WELL, I'M ALSO SENDING OUT… 210 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:06,645 GOOD THOUGHTS. 211 00:10:06,728 --> 00:10:07,979 IF YOU ASK ME 212 00:10:08,062 --> 00:10:10,273 AS LONG AS YOU GOT THIS JOB 213 00:10:10,356 --> 00:10:13,985 YOU GOT NOTHING PUSHING YOU TO GET ANOTHER ONE. 214 00:10:14,068 --> 00:10:15,445 YOU NEED THE FEAR. 215 00:10:15,528 --> 00:10:17,322 THE FEAR? 216 00:10:17,405 --> 00:10:18,782 IF YOU QUIT THIS JOB 217 00:10:18,865 --> 00:10:21,200 YOU THEN HAVE MOTIVATION TO GO AFTER A JOB 218 00:10:21,283 --> 00:10:22,327 YOU REALLY WANT. 219 00:10:22,410 --> 00:10:24,203 THEN HOW COME YOU'RE STILL AT A JOB 220 00:10:24,286 --> 00:10:25,371 THAT YOU HATE? 221 00:10:25,454 --> 00:10:27,081 WHY DON'T YOU QUIT AND GET THE FEAR? 222 00:10:27,164 --> 00:10:30,669 BECAUSE I'M TOO AFRAID. 223 00:10:30,752 --> 00:10:31,877 OH, GOD. 224 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,087 I DON'T KNOW. 225 00:10:33,170 --> 00:10:34,673 I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING 226 00:10:34,756 --> 00:10:37,133 TO WORK FOR A DESIGNER OR A BUYER. 227 00:10:37,216 --> 00:10:39,344 OH, I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE 30 228 00:10:39,427 --> 00:10:40,928 AND STILL WORK HERE. 229 00:10:41,011 --> 00:10:43,014 YEAH, THAT'D BE MUCH WORSE 230 00:10:43,097 --> 00:10:45,975 THAN BEING 28 AND STILL WORKING HERE. 231 00:10:46,058 --> 00:10:47,018 RACHEL? 232 00:10:47,101 --> 00:10:48,060 YEAH? 233 00:10:48,143 --> 00:10:50,146 REMIND ME TO REVIEW WITH YOU 234 00:10:50,229 --> 00:10:53,107 WHICH POT IS DECAF AND WHICH IS REGULAR. 235 00:10:53,190 --> 00:10:56,361 CAN'T I JUST LOOK AT THE HANDLES ON THEM? 236 00:10:56,444 --> 00:10:58,321 YOU WOULD THINK. 237 00:10:58,404 --> 00:10:59,656 OKAY, FINE. 238 00:10:59,739 --> 00:11:01,032 GUNTHER, YOU KNOW WHAT? 239 00:11:01,115 --> 00:11:02,575 I AM A TERRIBLE WAITRESS. 240 00:11:02,658 --> 00:11:05,077 DO YOU KNOW WHY I AM A TERRIBLE WAITRESS? 241 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,163 BECAUSE I DON'T CARE. 242 00:11:07,246 --> 00:11:09,332 I DON'T CARE WHICH POT IS REGULAR 243 00:11:09,415 --> 00:11:10,916 AND WHICH POT IS DECAF. 244 00:11:10,999 --> 00:11:12,918 I DON'T CARE WHERE THE TRAY SPOT IS. 245 00:11:13,001 --> 00:11:14,379 I JUST DON'T CARE. 246 00:11:14,462 --> 00:11:16,840 THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT TO DO. 247 00:11:16,923 --> 00:11:20,009 SO I DON'T THINK I SHOULD DO IT ANYMORE. 248 00:11:20,092 --> 00:11:23,137 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU MY WEEK'S NOTICE. 249 00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:24,180 WHAT? 250 00:11:24,263 --> 00:11:25,640 GUNTHER, I QUIT. 251 00:11:27,099 --> 00:11:28,434 DOES THIS MEAN 252 00:11:28,517 --> 00:11:31,353 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START PAYING FOR COFFEE? 253 00:11:36,317 --> 00:11:37,819 OKAY, 12… 254 00:11:37,902 --> 00:11:39,153 22… 255 00:11:39,236 --> 00:11:40,905 18… 256 00:11:45,242 --> 00:11:46,828 WHAT? 257 00:11:46,911 --> 00:11:48,913 I SPELLED OUT "BOOBIES." 258 00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:54,085 ROSS 259 00:11:54,168 --> 00:11:56,337 PUT ME DOWN FOR ANOTHER BOX 260 00:11:56,420 --> 00:11:58,256 OF THE MINT TREASURES, OKAY? 261 00:11:58,339 --> 00:12:00,592 WHERE ARE THE MINT TREASURES? 262 00:12:00,675 --> 00:12:01,593 UH, WE'RE OUT. 263 00:12:01,676 --> 00:12:03,302 I SOLD THEM ALL. 264 00:12:03,385 --> 00:12:05,346 WHAT? 265 00:12:05,429 --> 00:12:07,974 MONICA, I'M CUTTING YOU OFF. 266 00:12:09,767 --> 00:12:12,437 NO… NO. 267 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:15,523 JU-JUST A COUPLE MORE BOXES. 268 00:12:17,274 --> 00:12:18,818 IT'S NO BIG DEAL, ALL RIGHT? 269 00:12:18,901 --> 00:12:19,902 I-I'M COOL. 270 00:12:21,612 --> 00:12:24,365 YOU GOT TO HELP ME OUT WITH A COUPLE MORE BOXES! 271 00:12:24,448 --> 00:12:25,909 MON, LOOK AT YOURSELF. 272 00:12:25,992 --> 00:12:27,951 YOU HAVE COOKIE ON YOUR NECK. 273 00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:29,495 OH, GOD! 274 00:12:31,455 --> 00:12:33,957 SO, HOW MANY HAVE YOU SOLD SO FAR? 275 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,920 CHECK THIS OUT… 517 BOXES. 276 00:12:37,003 --> 00:12:40,047 OH, MY GOD! HOW DID YOU DO THAT? 277 00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:42,926 OKAY, THE OTHER NIGHT, I WAS LEAVING THE MUSEUM 278 00:12:43,009 --> 00:12:45,344 JUST AS "LASER FLOYD" WAS LETTING OUT 279 00:12:45,427 --> 00:12:46,596 OF THE PLANETARIUM? 280 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:49,223 WITHOUT EVEN TRYING, I SOLD 50 BOXES. 281 00:12:49,306 --> 00:12:52,852 THAT'S WHEN IT OCCURRED TO ME… 282 00:12:52,935 --> 00:12:53,895 THE MUNCHIES. 283 00:12:53,978 --> 00:12:56,188 SO, I, UH 284 00:12:56,271 --> 00:13:01,945 STARTED HITTING THE N.Y.U. DORMS AROUND MIDNIGHT. 285 00:13:02,028 --> 00:13:05,239 I AM SELLING COOKIES BY THE CASE. 286 00:13:05,322 --> 00:13:10,536 THEY CALL ME "COOKIE DUDE!" 287 00:13:10,619 --> 00:13:12,497 OKAY, EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 288 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:13,790 I NEED ENVELOPE STUFFERS. 289 00:13:13,873 --> 00:13:15,040 I NEED STAMP LICKERS. 290 00:13:15,123 --> 00:13:17,293 WELL, HEY, WHO DID THESE RESUMES FOR YOU? 291 00:13:17,376 --> 00:13:18,461 ME, ON MY COMPUTER. 292 00:13:18,544 --> 00:13:20,003 YOU SURE USED A LARGE FONT. 293 00:13:20,086 --> 00:13:21,213 EH, YEAH. 294 00:13:21,296 --> 00:13:23,800 WELL, UH, "WAITRESS AT A COFFEE HOUSE" 295 00:13:23,883 --> 00:13:25,927 AND, UH, "CHEER SQUAD CO-CAPTAIN" 296 00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:27,595 ONLY TOOK UP SO MUCH ROOM. 297 00:13:27,678 --> 00:13:30,682 HA-HA-HEY, THAT'S FUNNY. 298 00:13:30,765 --> 00:13:32,141 YOU'RE FUNNY, CHANDLER. 299 00:13:32,224 --> 00:13:33,392 YOU'RE A FUNNY GUY! 300 00:13:33,475 --> 00:13:35,561 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS REALLY FUNNY? 301 00:13:35,644 --> 00:13:38,773 SOMETHING ELSE I MIGHT HAVE SAID? 302 00:13:38,856 --> 00:13:40,358 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 303 00:13:40,441 --> 00:13:43,194 WEREN'T YOU THE GUY THAT TOLD ME TO QUIT MY JOB 304 00:13:43,277 --> 00:13:45,738 WHEN I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE TO DO? 305 00:13:45,821 --> 00:13:47,782 HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! 306 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:51,369 CALM DOWN. IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY. 307 00:13:51,452 --> 00:13:53,329 NO, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE OKAY, ROSS. 308 00:13:53,412 --> 00:13:56,332 TOMORROW IS MY LAST DAY, AND I DON'T HAVE A LEAD. 309 00:13:56,415 --> 00:13:57,542 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 310 00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:59,335 I'M JUST GOING TO CALL GUNTHER 311 00:13:59,418 --> 00:14:01,796 AND I'M GOING TO TELL HIM I'M NOT QUITTING. 312 00:14:01,879 --> 00:14:04,674 BUT, YOU-YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE IN TO THE FEAR? 313 00:14:04,757 --> 00:14:06,509 YOU AND STUPID FEAR. 314 00:14:06,592 --> 00:14:07,844 I HATE YOUR FEAR! 315 00:14:07,927 --> 00:14:09,261 I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE YOU 316 00:14:09,344 --> 00:14:10,889 AND YOUR FEAR… 317 00:14:10,972 --> 00:14:13,432 HEY! I GOT GREAT NEWS! 318 00:14:13,515 --> 00:14:14,559 RUN, JOEY! 319 00:14:14,642 --> 00:14:17,061 RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! 320 00:14:17,144 --> 00:14:18,897 WHAT? RACH, LISTEN. 321 00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:21,691 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF FORTUNATA FASHIONS? 322 00:14:21,774 --> 00:14:23,026 NO. 323 00:14:23,109 --> 00:14:25,236 MY OLD MAN'S DOING A PLUMBING JOB DOWN THERE. 324 00:14:25,319 --> 00:14:26,863 HE HEARD THEY HAVE AN OPENING. 325 00:14:26,946 --> 00:14:29,615 YOU WANT ME TO SEE IF HE CAN GET YOU AN INTERVIEW? 326 00:14:29,698 --> 00:14:30,867 YES! I WOULD LOVE THAT. 327 00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:32,702 THAT'S SO SWEET, JOEY. 328 00:14:32,785 --> 00:14:34,203 NOT A PROBLEM. 329 00:14:34,286 --> 00:14:36,288 AND NOW FOR THE GREAT NEWS. 330 00:14:36,371 --> 00:14:38,374 WHAT? THAT WASN'T THE GREAT NEWS? 331 00:14:38,457 --> 00:14:40,668 ONLY IF YOU THINK IT'S BETTER THAN THIS… 332 00:14:40,751 --> 00:14:43,796 SNOW IN A CAN! 333 00:14:43,879 --> 00:14:45,381 I GOT IT AT WORK. 334 00:14:45,464 --> 00:14:47,216 YOU WANT ME TO DECORATE THE WINDOW? 335 00:14:47,299 --> 00:14:48,927 GIVE IT A CHRISTMAS LOOKY? 336 00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:51,219 CHRISTMAS COOKIE? 337 00:14:56,308 --> 00:14:58,561 THIS ONE HERE IS A DOUGLAS FIR. 338 00:14:58,644 --> 00:15:00,229 IT'S A LITTLE MORE MONEY 339 00:15:00,312 --> 00:15:02,607 BUT YOU GET A NICER SMELL. 340 00:15:02,690 --> 00:15:04,442 LOOKS GOOD. I'LL TAKE IT. 341 00:15:04,525 --> 00:15:05,985 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, NO, NO. 342 00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:07,528 YOU DON'T WANT THAT ONE. 343 00:15:07,611 --> 00:15:10,155 NO, YOU CAN HAVE THIS COOL BROWN ONE. 344 00:15:10,238 --> 00:15:12,408 OOH! 345 00:15:12,491 --> 00:15:14,911 IT-IT'S ALMOST DEAD! 346 00:15:14,994 --> 00:15:16,662 THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO BUY IT. 347 00:15:16,745 --> 00:15:19,082 SO IT CAN FULFILL ITS CHRISTMAS DESTINY. 348 00:15:19,165 --> 00:15:22,334 OTHERWISE, THEY'RE GOING TO THROW IT INTO THE CHIPPER. 349 00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:23,461 TELL HIM, JOEY. 350 00:15:23,544 --> 00:15:25,671 YEAH, THE TREES THAT DON'T FULFILL 351 00:15:25,754 --> 00:15:29,759 THEIR CHRISTMAS DESTINY ARE THROWN IN THE CHIPPER. 352 00:15:29,842 --> 00:15:33,888 I THINK I'M GOING TO LOOK AROUND A LITTLE BIT MORE. 353 00:15:33,971 --> 00:15:36,515 PHEEBS, YOU GOT TO STOP DOING THIS. 354 00:15:36,598 --> 00:15:38,684 I'M WORKING ON COMMISSION HERE. 355 00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:39,685 OH… 356 00:15:39,768 --> 00:15:40,895 HEY, GUYS. 357 00:15:40,978 --> 00:15:43,439 I'M HERE TO PICK OUT MY CHRISTMAS TREE. 358 00:15:43,522 --> 00:15:44,857 WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER. 359 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:45,858 THIS ONE'S YOURS. 360 00:15:45,941 --> 00:15:47,777 AH… 361 00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:48,945 IS THIS THE ONE 362 00:15:49,028 --> 00:15:51,572 THAT I THREW OUT LAST YEAR? 363 00:15:51,655 --> 00:15:53,365 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 364 00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:54,533 NEVER MIND! 365 00:15:54,616 --> 00:15:57,078 EVERYBODY WANTS TO HAVE A GREEN ONE! 366 00:15:57,161 --> 00:15:58,203 SORRY. I'M SORRY. 367 00:15:58,286 --> 00:15:59,956 I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET SO EMOTIONAL. 368 00:16:00,039 --> 00:16:01,290 I GUESS IT'S JUST… 369 00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:03,334 THE HOLIDAYS ARE JUST HARD. 370 00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:07,254 OH, HONEY, IT THAT 'CAUSE YOUR MOM DIED AROUND CHRISTMAS? 371 00:16:07,337 --> 00:16:09,799 OH, I WASN'T EVEN THINKING ABOUT THAT. 372 00:16:09,882 --> 00:16:11,633 OH. 373 00:16:18,766 --> 00:16:19,851 HI THERE. 374 00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:21,978 HOW MANY… HOW MANY DID YOU SELL? 375 00:16:22,061 --> 00:16:23,771 I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU. 376 00:16:23,854 --> 00:16:25,940 YOU'RE THE BAD MAN WHO BROKE SARAH'S LEG. 377 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,987 HEY, NOW, THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT, OKAY? 378 00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:32,487 YOU'RE A BIG SCRUD. 379 00:16:34,531 --> 00:16:36,117 WHAT'S A SCRUD? 380 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,410 WHY DON'T YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR, SCRUD? 381 00:16:40,495 --> 00:16:41,580 I DON'T HAVE TO. 382 00:16:41,663 --> 00:16:45,084 I CAN JUST LOOK AT YOU. 383 00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:46,585 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS… 384 00:16:48,003 --> 00:16:49,338 AND MAN. 385 00:16:49,421 --> 00:16:51,715 LET'S SEE YOUR FINAL TALLIES. 386 00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:54,802 OH… DEBBIE. 387 00:16:54,885 --> 00:16:57,680 321 BOXES OF COOKIES. 388 00:16:57,763 --> 00:16:59,598 VERY NICE. 389 00:16:59,681 --> 00:17:01,767 NOT NICE ENOUGH. 390 00:17:02,768 --> 00:17:04,145 CHARLA… 391 00:17:04,228 --> 00:17:06,522 278. 392 00:17:06,605 --> 00:17:08,440 SORRY, DEAR, BUT STILL GOOD. 393 00:17:08,523 --> 00:17:10,358 GOOD FOR A SCRUD. 394 00:17:13,695 --> 00:17:16,115 OOH, YES, ELIZABETH. 395 00:17:16,198 --> 00:17:19,035 OH! 871! 396 00:17:19,118 --> 00:17:22,288 THAT'S CRAP! 397 00:17:24,248 --> 00:17:26,918 …SISTER BROWN BIRD. 398 00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:28,376 GOOD GOING. 399 00:17:30,754 --> 00:17:34,758 WHO'S NEXT? 400 00:17:37,636 --> 00:17:38,679 HI, THERE. 401 00:17:38,762 --> 00:17:40,681 HI. 402 00:17:40,764 --> 00:17:43,976 AND BATTING FOR SARAH… 403 00:17:44,059 --> 00:17:46,145 ROSS GELLER. 404 00:17:46,228 --> 00:17:49,565 872. 405 00:17:49,648 --> 00:17:52,484 ALTHOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE YOU BOUGHT 406 00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:54,904 AN AWFUL LOT OF COOKIES YOURSELF. 407 00:17:54,987 --> 00:17:56,488 THAT IS BECAUSE MY DOCTOR 408 00:17:56,571 --> 00:18:01,577 SAYS THAT I HAVE A VERY SERIOUS… 409 00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:05,248 NOUGAT… 410 00:18:05,331 --> 00:18:07,415 DEFICIENCY. 411 00:18:09,001 --> 00:18:10,961 TELL US WHAT HAPPENED, BROWN BIRD ROSS. 412 00:18:12,963 --> 00:18:14,298 WELL, I LOST. 413 00:18:14,381 --> 00:18:16,259 SOME LITTLE GIRL LOANED HER UNIFORM 414 00:18:16,342 --> 00:18:17,760 TO HER 19-YEAR-OLD SISTER 415 00:18:17,843 --> 00:18:19,762 WHO WENT DOWN TO THE U.S.S. NIMITZ 416 00:18:19,845 --> 00:18:22,597 AND SOLD OVER 2,000 BOXES. 417 00:18:24,391 --> 00:18:26,435 HOW'D THE INTERVIEW GO? 418 00:18:26,518 --> 00:18:27,603 I BLEW IT. 419 00:18:27,686 --> 00:18:29,605 I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN HIRED ME. 420 00:18:29,688 --> 00:18:32,108 OH, COME HERE, SWEETIE. 421 00:18:32,191 --> 00:18:34,359 LISTEN, YOU'RE GOING TO GO ON 422 00:18:34,442 --> 00:18:37,571 LIKE, A THOUSAND INTERVIEWS BEFORE YOU GET A JOB. 423 00:18:42,368 --> 00:18:45,663 THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT. 424 00:18:45,746 --> 00:18:48,291 THIS IS JUST THE WORST CHRISTMAS EVER. 425 00:18:48,374 --> 00:18:49,583 YOU KNOW WHAT? 426 00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:51,627 MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAY AT THE COFFEE HOUSE. 427 00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:53,087 I CAN'T. IT'S TOO LATE. 428 00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:55,589 TERRY ALREADY HIRED THAT GIRL OVER THERE. 429 00:18:55,672 --> 00:18:57,258 LOOK AT HER. 430 00:18:57,341 --> 00:18:59,718 SHE'S EVEN GOT WAITRESS EXPERIENCE. 431 00:18:59,801 --> 00:19:00,970 OOH! 432 00:19:01,053 --> 00:19:03,514 LAST NIGHT SHE WAS… TEACHING EVERYBODY 433 00:19:03,597 --> 00:19:07,893 HOW TO MAKE NAPKINS INTO… 434 00:19:11,397 --> 00:19:13,232 THAT WORD WAS "SWANS." 435 00:19:17,986 --> 00:19:20,739 WELL, SEEING THAT DRUNK SANTA WET HIMSELF 436 00:19:20,822 --> 00:19:23,075 REALLY PERKED UP MY CHRISTMAS. 437 00:19:30,874 --> 00:19:32,543 OH, MY GOD! 438 00:19:32,626 --> 00:19:34,628 MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 439 00:19:34,711 --> 00:19:35,963 OH! 440 00:19:36,046 --> 00:19:38,382 YOU GUYS! 441 00:19:38,465 --> 00:19:40,592 OH, GOD, YOU'RE THE BEST! 442 00:19:40,675 --> 00:19:44,471 IT'S LIKE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD CHRISTMAS TREES. 443 00:19:47,308 --> 00:19:48,559 HELLO? 444 00:19:48,642 --> 00:19:50,895 YEAH, THIS IS SHE. 445 00:19:50,978 --> 00:19:52,355 OH! 446 00:19:52,438 --> 00:19:53,522 YOU'RE KIDDING. 447 00:19:53,605 --> 00:19:54,857 YOU'RE KIDDING! 448 00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:56,234 OH, THANK YOU! 449 00:19:56,317 --> 00:19:57,442 I LOVE YOU! 450 00:19:57,525 --> 00:19:59,904 SURE, EVERYBODY LOVES A KIDDER. 451 00:19:59,987 --> 00:20:01,739 I GOT THE JOB! 452 00:20:01,822 --> 00:20:04,867 ALL RIGHT! THAT'S GREAT. 453 00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:07,328 GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE. 454 00:20:09,246 --> 00:20:10,873 HERE WE GO. 455 00:20:10,956 --> 00:20:13,542 I'M SERVING MY LAST CUP OF COFFEE. 456 00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:22,885 THERE YOU GO. 457 00:20:22,968 --> 00:20:24,594 ENJOY. 458 00:20:26,972 --> 00:20:28,766 SHOULD I TELL HER I ORDERED TEA? 459 00:20:28,849 --> 00:20:31,269 NO. 460 00:20:31,352 --> 00:20:32,728 UM, EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE. 461 00:20:32,811 --> 00:20:36,232 UH, THIS IS MY LAST NIGHT WORKING HERE 462 00:20:36,315 --> 00:20:38,525 AND, UH, I JUST WANTED TO SAY 463 00:20:38,608 --> 00:20:41,570 THAT I MADE SOME REALLY GOOD FRIENDS HERE 464 00:20:41,653 --> 00:20:44,781 AND, UH, IT'S JUST TIME TO MOVE ON. 465 00:20:47,993 --> 00:20:51,914 UH, NO OFFENSE TO EVERYBODY WHO, UH, STILL WORKS HERE 466 00:20:51,997 --> 00:20:55,918 BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO SAY 467 00:20:56,001 --> 00:20:58,170 THAT AS OF THIS MOMENT 468 00:20:58,253 --> 00:21:03,050 I WILL NEVER HAVE TO MAKE COFFEE AGAIN. 469 00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:05,844 NOW, MR. KAPLAN SR. LIKES HIS COFFEE STRONG 470 00:21:05,927 --> 00:21:07,679 SO YOU WANT TO USE TWO BAGS 471 00:21:07,762 --> 00:21:09,598 INSTEAD OF ONE, SEE. 472 00:21:09,681 --> 00:21:12,601 NOW PAY ATTENTION, 'CAUSE THIS PART'S TRICKY. 473 00:21:12,684 --> 00:21:16,271 SEE, SOME PEOPLE USE FILTERS JUST ONCE. 474 00:21:25,239 --> 00:21:28,159 UM, I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET TO GO TO SPACE CAMP 475 00:21:28,242 --> 00:21:30,535 BUT I'M HOPING THAT MAYBE, SOMEHOW 476 00:21:30,618 --> 00:21:33,038 THIS MAY HELP MAKE UP FOR IT, OKAY? 477 00:21:33,121 --> 00:21:36,792 PRESENTING, SARAH TUTTLE'S PRIVATE, VERY SPECIAL 478 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,126 SPACE CAMP! 479 00:21:43,048 --> 00:21:45,968 REALLY, MR. GELLER, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 480 00:21:46,051 --> 00:21:46,969 OH, COME ON. 481 00:21:47,052 --> 00:21:48,220 HERE WE GO. 482 00:21:48,303 --> 00:21:52,266 STAND BY FOR MISSION COUNTDOWN. 483 00:21:52,349 --> 00:21:53,934 TEN… TEN 484 00:21:54,017 --> 00:21:55,311 NINE… NINE 485 00:21:55,394 --> 00:21:57,771 EIGHT… EIGHT… EIGHT… 486 00:21:57,854 --> 00:21:58,897 COME ON. 487 00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:00,274 OKAY, BLAST OFF! 488 00:22:09,741 --> 00:22:11,994 I'M AN ALIEN. I'M AN ALIEN. 489 00:22:12,077 --> 00:22:13,829 OH, NO, AN ASTEROID! 490 00:22:13,912 --> 00:22:15,580 OH, SORRY.