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HI.

2
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SIX DOLLARS, PLEASE.

3
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I JUST HAD IT
FOR ONE NIGHT.

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IT'S THREE.

5
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8:00's THE CUTOFF

6
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AND… OH, IT'S 8:02.

7
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YOU KNOW, IN A WEIRD WAY,
YOU HAVE TOO MUCH POWER.

8
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YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO HELP ME OUT HERE.

9
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I ONLY HAVE THREE.

10
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I CAN HELP WITH THAT.

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OH, MY GOD.

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RICHARD?

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HI.

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HI.

15
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WOW, YOUR LIP
WENT BALD.

16
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HEY, THANKS.

17
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SO… YOU LOOK GREAT.

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YEAH, RIGHT.

19
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NO, YOU DO.

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YOU… YOU JUST…

21
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WHAT?

22
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YOU'VE GOT PANTIES
STUCK TO YOUR LEG.

23
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THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS JUST
GRABBING SOME THINGS

24
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OUT OF THE DRYER,
AND STATIC CLING.

25
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OR MAYBE IT'S JUST
'CAUSE GOD KNEW

26
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I'D BE RUNNING INTO YOU
AND SAW AN OPPORTUNITY.

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IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

28
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IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO.

29
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THAT GUY'S IN CLASSICS

30
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BUT YOU KNOW AS
SOON AS WE LEAVE

31
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HE'S GOING STRAIGHT
TO THE PORN.

32
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HE'S GOING TO GO UP
TO THE COUNTER

33
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WITH CITIZEN KANE, VERTIGO
AND CLOCKWORK ORGY.

34
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THIS IS NICE.

35
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YEAH.

36
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I MISS THIS.

37
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ME, TOO.

38
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SO YOU WANT TO GET
A HAMBURGER OR SOMETHING?

39
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OH, I DON'T KNOW
IF THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

40
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LOOK, JUST FRIENDS.

41
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I WON'T GROPE YOU,
I PROMISE.

42
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NO, I THINK IT'S TOO SOON.

43
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NO, IT'S NOT TOO SOON.

44
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I HAD LUNCH AT 11:00.

45
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YEAH, BABY.

46
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

47
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MAKING CHOCOLATE MILK.

48
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YOU WANT SOME?

49
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NO THANKS. I'M 29.

50
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OH, MY GOD,
I'VE GOT TO GO TO WORK.

51
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WHAT TIME DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE GOING
TO GET OFF TONIGHT?

52
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HONEY, IT COULD BE
REALLY LATE.

53
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OH, NOT AGAIN.

54
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I KNOW. I'M SORRY.

55
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I'LL MAKE A DEAL
WITH YOU, OKAY?

56
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FOR EVERY NIGHT
THAT YOU'RE ASLEEP

57
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BEFORE I GET HOME

58
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I WILL WAKE YOU UP
IN A WAY

59
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THAT HAS PROVED
VERY POPULAR IN THE PAST.

60
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WELL, NOW IF YOU NEED
TO STAY LATE

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I WANT TO BE
SUPPORTIVE OF THAT.

62
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HI.

63
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HEY.

64
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LOOK AT YOU.

65
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SINCE WHEN DO YOU ROLLERBLADE?

66
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OH, SINCE TOMORROW.

67
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I MET THIS REALLY CUTE GUY
IN THE PARK.

68
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AND HE LIKE, YOU KNOW,
JOGS AND BLADES AND SWIMS

69
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AND SO WE MADE A DEAL.

70
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HE'S GOING TO TEACH ME HOW
TO DO ALL SORTS OF JOCK STUFF.

71
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AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO FOR HIM?

72
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I'M GOING TO LET HIM.

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MORNING.

74
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HEY, SOMEBODY GOT IN
LATE LAST NIGHT.

75
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WELL,
I RAN INTO RICHARD.

76
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WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

77
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OH, AROUND 8:02.

78
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WE, UH, TALKED
FOR A LITTLE WHILE

79
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AND THEN WE WENT OUT FOR
AN INNOCENT BURGER.

80
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OH, THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS AN INNOCENT BURGER.

81
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ARE YOU GOING
TO SEE HIM AGAIN?

82
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TOMORROW NIGHT.

83
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MONICA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

84
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WELL, SHE SPENT
THE LAST SIX MONTHS

85
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GETTING OVER HIM.

86
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AND NOW SHE'S
CELEBRATING THAT

87
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BY GOING ON
A DATE WITH HIM.

88
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IT'S NOT A DATE, OKAY?

89
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I'M JUST GOING TO TEACH HIM
HOW TO MAKE A LASAGNA

90
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FOR SOME POTLUCK
DINNER HE HAS.

91
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO MAKE
A LITTLE EXTRA

92
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BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
YOU'LL PROBABLY BE HUNGRY

93
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AFTER THE SEX.

94
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WE'RE NOT GOING
TO HAVE SEX.

95
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NOTHING'S CHANGED HERE.

96
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HE STILL DOESN'T
WANT CHILDREN

97
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AND I STILL DO.

98
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THAT'S WHY WE'RE
GOING TO JUST BE FRIENDS.

99
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NAKED FRIENDS.

100
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DO YOU HAVE ANY ICE?

101
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CHECK THE FREEZER.

102
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IF THERE'S NONE IN THERE,
WE'RE PROBABLY OUT.

103
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ARE YOU JUST GETTING HOME
FROM WORK?

104
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IT'S LATE.

105
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YEAH, I KNOW.

106
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I HAD THE GREATEST
DAY THOUGH.

107
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I GOT TO SIT IN
ON A MEETING

108
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WITH THE REPS
FROM CALVIN KLEIN.

109
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I TOLD MY BOSS I LIKED
THIS LINE OF LINGERIE.

110
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SHE ORDERED A TON OF IT.

111
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HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

112
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I DISCOVERED I'M ABLE
TO COUNT ALL MY TEETH

113
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USING MUST MY TONGUE.

114
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HMM.

115
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UM, WHY DO YOU HAVE A COPY
OF THE SHINING IN YOUR FREEZER?

116
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OH, I WAS READING IT
LAST NIGHT

117
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AND I GOT SCARED, SO…

118
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BUT YOU'RE SAFE FROM IT
IF IT'S IN THE FREEZER?

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WELL, SAFER.

120
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YOU KNOW, I NEVER
START READING THE SHINING

121
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WITHOUT MAKING SURE

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WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF ROOM
IN THE FREEZER.

123
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HOW OFTEN DO YOU READ IT?

124
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HAVEN'T YOU EVER READ
A BOOK OVER AND OVER AGAIN?

125
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I GUESS I READ

126
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LITTLE WOMEN
MORE THAN ONCE.

127
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BUT IT'S A CLASSIC.

128
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WHAT'S SO GREAT
ABOUT THE SHINING?

129
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THE QUESTION SHOULD BE, RACH

130
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WHAT IS NOT SO GREAT
ABOUT THE SHINING?

131
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OKAY?

132
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AND THE ANSWER WOULD BE
NOTHING.

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ALL RIGHT?

134
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THIS IS LIKE
THE SCARIEST BOOK EVER.

135
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I BET IT'S WAY BETTER
THAN THAT "CLASSIC" OF YOURS.

136
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OKAY.

137
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WELL, WE'LL JUST SEE
ABOUT THAT, OKAY?

138
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I WILL READ THE SHINING

139
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AND YOU WILL READ
LITTLE WOMEN.

140
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ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT IT.

141
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ALL RIGHT?

142
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OKAY.

143
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NOW, RACH, THESE
LITTLE WOMEN…

144
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YEAH?

145
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HOW LITTLE ARE THEY?

146
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I MEAN, ARE THEY LIKE
SCARY LITTLE?

147
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UM, CHANDLER, ROSS,
THIS IS ROBERT.

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OH, HEY.

149
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HEY.

150
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YOU HAVE LIPSTICK
RIGHT HERE.

151
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THAT'S OKAY, IT'S MINE.

152
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WE JUST KISSED.

153
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OH.

154
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SO ISN'T IT

155
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A BIT COLD OUT
FOR SHORTS?

156
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WELL, I'M FROM
CALIFORNIA.

157
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RIGHT, RIGHT,
SOMETIMES YOU GUYS
JUST BURST INTO FLAME.

158
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I'M UP…

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I'M UP.

160
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I'VE GOTTEN UP NOW.

161
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ANYBODY WANT ANYTHING?

162
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I'LL HAVE COFFEE.

163
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YEAH, ME, TOO.

164
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MAKE THAT THREE.

165
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OKAY, ROSS

166
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WHY DON'T YOU
COME WITH ME?

167
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OKAY.

168
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WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

169
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WHAT'S GOING ON?

170
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ROBERT'S COMING OUT.

171
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WHAT… WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

172
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WHAT, IS HE GAY?

173
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NO, HE…

174
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HE'S COMING OUT
OF HIS SHORTS.

175
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WHAT?

176
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THE MAN IS SHOWING BRAIN.

177
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ARE YOU SURE?

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HOLD ON.

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I'M SORRY, YOU GUYS,
THAT WAS A COFFEE AND A…?

180
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COFFEE.

181
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WE COULD WRITE
IT DOWN FOR YOU.

182
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NO, THAT WON'T
BE, UH… WON'T
BE NECESSARY.

183
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WELL?

184
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YEP, YEP, YEP.

185
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WHAT DO WE DO?
WHAT DO WE DO?

186
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WELL, I SUPPOSE

187
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WE JUST TRY TO NOT
LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT.

188
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LIKE AN ECLIPSE.

189
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SO WHEN PEOPLE COMPLIMENT ME
ON MY COOKING TONIGHT

190
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WHAT DO I SAY?

191
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YOU SAY, "THANK YOU
VERY MUCH."

192
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AND THEN YOU BUY ME
SOMETHING PRETTY.

193
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COME ON, WE'RE GOING
TO PUT OUR HANDS IN THIS BOWL

194
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AND WE'RE GOING TO START
SQUISHING THE TOMATOES.

195
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OH, THIS FEELS
VERY WEIRD.

196
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YOU TOUCH PEOPLE'S
EYEBALLS EVERY DAY

197
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AND THIS FEELS WEIRD?

198
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SURE, I TOUCH THEM

199
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BUT I SPENT YEARS LEARNING
NOT TO SQUISH THEM.

200
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THAT'S MY HAND.

201
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OH.

202
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OKAY.

203
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GOT TO KEEP SQUISHING.

204
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THE TOMATOES
ARE SQUISHING.

205
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OH.

206
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OH, GOSH

207
00:08:55,197 --> 00:08:56,949
YOU GOT SOME
ON YOUR SHIRT.

208
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HOLD ON A SEC.

209
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OKAY, WE JUST PUT
A LITTLE CLUB SODA ON IT.

210
00:09:01,703 --> 00:09:03,288
IF WE GET TO IT
RIGHT AWAY

211
00:09:03,371 --> 00:09:05,957
IT SHOULD… DO…

212
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,793
THE TRICK.

213
00:09:16,509 --> 00:09:18,428
WHAT?

214
00:09:18,511 --> 00:09:21,556
UM, YOU'VE GOT SOME
ON YOUR PANTS.

215
00:09:25,227 --> 00:09:28,230
I'LL JUST THROW THEM OUT.

216
00:09:32,650 --> 00:09:35,195
THESE LITTLE WOMEN.

217
00:09:35,278 --> 00:09:37,239
WOW!

218
00:09:37,322 --> 00:09:39,491
YOU'RE LIKING IT, HUH?

219
00:09:39,574 --> 00:09:40,742
OH, YEAH.

220
00:09:40,825 --> 00:09:42,744
AMY JUST BURNED JO's MANUSCRIPT.

221
00:09:42,827 --> 00:09:45,580
I DON'T SEE HOW
HE COULD EVER FORGIVE HER.

222
00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:49,709
UM, JO's A GIRL.

223
00:09:49,792 --> 00:09:51,753
IT'S SHORT FOR JOSEPHINE.

224
00:09:51,836 --> 00:09:54,505
BUT JO's GOT A CRUSH
ON LAURIE.

225
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OH.

226
00:09:59,261 --> 00:10:02,472
YOU MEAN IT'S LIKE
A GIRL-GIRL THING?

227
00:10:02,555 --> 00:10:05,683
'CAUSE THAT IS THE ONE THING
MISSING FROM THE SHINING.

228
00:10:07,185 --> 00:10:11,982
NO, ACTUALLY, LAURIE'S A BOY.

229
00:10:12,065 --> 00:10:16,820
NO WONDER RACHEL HAD
TO READ THIS SO MANY TIMES.

230
00:10:16,903 --> 00:10:18,030
HEY.

231
00:10:18,113 --> 00:10:19,364
HEY.

232
00:10:19,447 --> 00:10:21,241
HEY, HOW'D
THE BASKETBALL GO?

233
00:10:21,324 --> 00:10:24,161
OH, OKAY, I LEARNED
HOW TO SHOOT A LAY-UP

234
00:10:24,244 --> 00:10:26,163
A FOUL SHOT
AND A 23 POINTER.

235
00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:27,831
YOU MEAN A THREE POINTER?

236
00:10:27,914 --> 00:10:32,794
I GET MORE BECAUSE
I'M DAINTY.

237
00:10:32,877 --> 00:10:34,754
IS THERE A PHONE HERE
I CAN CHECK MY MESSAGES?

238
00:10:34,837 --> 00:10:35,672
YEAH, IN THE BACK.

239
00:10:35,755 --> 00:10:36,715
DO YOU WANT A QUARTER?

240
00:10:36,798 --> 00:10:37,883
OH, NO, THANKS.

241
00:10:37,966 --> 00:10:39,384
I ALWAYS CARRY ONE
IN MY SOCK.

242
00:10:50,937 --> 00:10:52,438
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

243
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,524
GET BACK OVER
ON YOUR SIDE OF THE…

244
00:10:54,607 --> 00:10:56,443
HELLO!

245
00:10:58,486 --> 00:11:00,239
HI. I'M JOEY.

246
00:11:00,322 --> 00:11:02,407
WE HAVEN'T MET.

247
00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:04,201
GOOD TO MEET YOU.
ROBERT.

248
00:11:04,284 --> 00:11:05,994
OKAY…

249
00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:09,831
WHAT?

250
00:11:09,914 --> 00:11:11,750
WHAT? YOU GUYS?

251
00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:13,585
WHAT IS GOING ON?

252
00:11:13,668 --> 00:11:15,544
DO YOU NOT LIKE ROBERT?

253
00:11:16,629 --> 00:11:18,048
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

254
00:11:18,131 --> 00:11:19,049
CALM DOWN.

255
00:11:19,132 --> 00:11:20,675
THERE'S NO REASON TO GET TESTY.

256
00:11:25,596 --> 00:11:27,224
YOU GUYS, COME ON.

257
00:11:27,307 --> 00:11:28,558
WE'RE SORRY.

258
00:11:28,641 --> 00:11:29,893
WE'RE SORRY.

259
00:11:29,976 --> 00:11:32,729
IT JUST SEEMS THAT ROBERT
ISN'T AS CONCEALED

260
00:11:32,812 --> 00:11:34,147
IN THE SHORTS AREA

261
00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:36,149
AS UH, ONE MAY HAVE HOPED.

262
00:11:36,232 --> 00:11:38,944
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

263
00:11:39,027 --> 00:11:40,279
HEY.

264
00:11:40,362 --> 00:11:42,030
HEY.

265
00:11:42,113 --> 00:11:44,241
UH, ROBERT,
COULD YOU, UH…

266
00:11:44,324 --> 00:11:46,743
UH, PASS ME
THOSE COOKIES?

267
00:11:46,826 --> 00:11:47,826
SURE.

268
00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:55,961
SO HOW DID THE LASAGNA GO OVER?

269
00:11:56,044 --> 00:11:58,088
REALLY?

270
00:11:58,171 --> 00:11:59,214
GOOD.

271
00:11:59,297 --> 00:12:01,174
SO YOU OWE ME
THREE PRETTY THINGS.

272
00:12:01,257 --> 00:12:05,095
YEAH. I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT
ABOUT YOU, TOO.

273
00:12:05,178 --> 00:12:07,097
I KNOW.

274
00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:09,766
IT'S HARD THIS PLATONOMY THING.

275
00:12:09,849 --> 00:12:11,267
IT'S A WORD.

276
00:12:13,644 --> 00:12:14,980
YEAH.

277
00:12:15,063 --> 00:12:17,232
I DO THINK IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.

278
00:12:17,315 --> 00:12:19,443
YEAH, WE'RE BEING SMART.

279
00:12:19,526 --> 00:12:20,985
YES, I'M SURE.

280
00:12:23,779 --> 00:12:26,158
YOU'RE REALLY SURE?

281
00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:28,410
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

282
00:12:38,836 --> 00:12:41,756
SO WE CAN BE FRIENDS
WHO SLEEP TOGETHER.

283
00:12:41,839 --> 00:12:43,091
ABSOLUTELY.

284
00:12:43,174 --> 00:12:45,593
THIS WILL JUST BE
SOMETHING WE DO

285
00:12:45,676 --> 00:12:47,762
LIKE… RACQUETBALL.

286
00:12:47,845 --> 00:12:51,599
YEAH. SOUNDS SMART
AND HEALTHY TO ME.

287
00:12:51,682 --> 00:12:56,313
SO, UM… JUST OUT
OF, UH, CURIOSITY

288
00:12:56,396 --> 00:12:58,315
UM, DO YOU CURRENTLY

289
00:12:58,398 --> 00:13:00,859
HAVE ANY OTHER
RACQUETBALL BUDDIES?

290
00:13:00,942 --> 00:13:03,027
JUST YOUR DAD.

291
00:13:05,405 --> 00:13:08,158
ALTHOUGH THAT'S
ACTUALLY RACQUETBALL.

292
00:13:08,241 --> 00:13:10,534
YOU KNOW, I-I DO HAVE…

293
00:13:10,617 --> 00:13:13,455
A BLIND DATE
WITH MY SISTER'S NEIGHBOR

294
00:13:13,538 --> 00:13:15,248
NEXT… TUESDAY.

295
00:13:15,331 --> 00:13:16,665
OH.

296
00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:19,585
YOU WANT ME
TO CANCEL IT?

297
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,129
NO.

298
00:13:22,505 --> 00:13:23,756
NO.

299
00:13:23,839 --> 00:13:25,091
YEAH.

300
00:13:25,174 --> 00:13:26,426
'CAUSE IF YOU DID

301
00:13:26,509 --> 00:13:29,388
THAT MEANS YOU'D BE
CANCELING FOR ME…

302
00:13:29,471 --> 00:13:31,056
AND WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

303
00:13:31,139 --> 00:13:32,515
EXACTLY.

304
00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:35,601
HEY.

305
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,270
OH, DON'T SIT DOWN.

306
00:13:37,353 --> 00:13:39,481
READY TO GO TO
THE BATTING CAGE?

307
00:13:39,564 --> 00:13:42,526
YEAH, YOU BET,
AND FIRST, HERE'S A GIFT.

308
00:13:42,609 --> 00:13:43,651
OH.

309
00:13:43,734 --> 00:13:45,153
WOW!

310
00:13:45,236 --> 00:13:46,821
HEY…

311
00:13:46,904 --> 00:13:48,572
STRETCHY PANTS!

312
00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:51,368
WELL, THOSE ARE THE GREATEST
THINGS IN THE WORLD.

313
00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:54,537
IF I WERE YOU, I'D WEAR THEM
EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY.

314
00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:57,749
GEEZ, THANK YOU.

315
00:13:57,832 --> 00:13:59,334
REALLY, THAT'S SO NICE

316
00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,336
BUT, UM, TO BE HONEST

317
00:14:01,419 --> 00:14:03,338
I DON'T THINK
I CAN WEAR THESE…

318
00:14:03,421 --> 00:14:04,506
THEY'RE SO TIGHT.

319
00:14:04,589 --> 00:14:06,799
I'D FEEL LIKE
I'M ON DISPLAY.

320
00:14:08,675 --> 00:14:10,011
I'M SORRY.

321
00:14:10,094 --> 00:14:11,346
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

322
00:14:11,429 --> 00:14:12,889
I'LL… FIGURE…

323
00:14:12,972 --> 00:14:14,224
TAKE CARE.

324
00:14:14,307 --> 00:14:15,392
HEY!

325
00:14:15,475 --> 00:14:17,018
HI.

326
00:14:17,101 --> 00:14:18,353
HOW'S IT GOING?

327
00:14:18,436 --> 00:14:20,105
HEY, RACH…
GOOD.

328
00:14:20,188 --> 00:14:21,731
HOW ARE YOU DOING
WITH THE SHINING?

329
00:14:21,814 --> 00:14:24,608
OH, DANNY JUST WENT
INTO ROOM 217.

330
00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:26,111
OOH… THE NEXT PART'S THE BEST

331
00:14:26,194 --> 00:14:28,488
WHEN THAT DEAD LADY
IN THE BATHTUB…

332
00:14:28,571 --> 00:14:31,074
OH, NO, NO, NO! COME ON,
YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN IT.

333
00:14:31,157 --> 00:14:32,825
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TALK
IN CODE.

334
00:14:32,908 --> 00:14:34,160
REMEMBER…

335
00:14:34,243 --> 00:14:36,662
WHEN THE KID SEES
THAT BLANK IN THE HALLWAY?

336
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:37,663
OOH…

337
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,374
YEAH. THAT'S VERY COOL.

338
00:14:39,457 --> 00:14:41,876
OH! ALL BLANK
AND NO BLANK

339
00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:44,546
MAKES BLANK
A BLANK BLANK.

340
00:14:46,464 --> 00:14:49,801
NO, THE END… WHEN JACK ALMOST
KILLS THEM ALL WITH THAT BLANK

341
00:14:49,884 --> 00:14:52,262
BUT THEN IN THE LAST SECOND,
THEY GET AWAY.

342
00:14:52,345 --> 00:14:53,555
OH! OH, OH!

343
00:14:53,638 --> 00:14:56,558
JOEY, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU JUST DID THAT.

344
00:14:56,641 --> 00:14:59,644
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE CRACKED YOUR CODE.

345
00:15:03,231 --> 00:15:04,483
ALL RIGHT. OKAY.

346
00:15:04,566 --> 00:15:06,901
LAURIE PROPOSES TO JOE,
AND SHE SAYS NO

347
00:15:06,984 --> 00:15:09,529
EVEN THOUGH SHE'S STILL
IN LOVE WITH HIM

348
00:15:09,612 --> 00:15:11,656
AND THEN HE ENDS UP
MARRYING AMY.

349
00:15:14,325 --> 00:15:15,577
HEY!

350
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:18,037
MINE WAS BY ACCIDENT!

351
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,123
ALL RIGHT. THE BOILER EXPLODES

352
00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:21,749
AND DESTROYS THE HOTEL

353
00:15:21,832 --> 00:15:23,125
AND KILLS THE DAD.

354
00:15:24,669 --> 00:15:26,295
BETH DIES.

355
00:15:34,429 --> 00:15:36,348
BETH…

356
00:15:36,431 --> 00:15:37,765
BETH DIES?

357
00:15:37,848 --> 00:15:38,766
MM-HMM.

358
00:15:38,849 --> 00:15:40,101
IS THAT TRUE?

359
00:15:40,184 --> 00:15:42,979
IF I KEEP READING,
IS BETH GOING TO DIE?

360
00:15:43,062 --> 00:15:44,356
NO, BETH DOESN'T DIE.

361
00:15:44,439 --> 00:15:45,482
SHE DOESN'T DIE.

362
00:15:45,565 --> 00:15:46,608
DOES SHE, RACHEL?

363
00:15:46,691 --> 00:15:47,775
WHAT?

364
00:15:47,858 --> 00:15:50,278
JOEY'S ASKING IF
YOU'VE JUST RUINED

365
00:15:50,361 --> 00:15:52,614
THE FIRST BOOK
HE'S EVER LOVED

366
00:15:52,697 --> 00:15:54,532
THAT DIDN'T STAR
JACK NICHOLSON.

367
00:15:55,866 --> 00:15:57,619
NO.

368
00:15:57,702 --> 00:15:59,454
SHE DOESN'T DIE.

369
00:15:59,537 --> 00:16:01,539
THEN WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

370
00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:07,045
BECAUSE…

371
00:16:07,128 --> 00:16:09,589
I WANTED TO HURT YOU.

372
00:16:10,715 --> 00:16:12,133
OH, THERE THEY ARE.

373
00:16:12,216 --> 00:16:13,842
I-I DROPPED MY KEYS.

374
00:16:15,052 --> 00:16:16,137
OH, MY!

375
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:17,555
GOT THEM.

376
00:16:23,018 --> 00:16:24,270
HI.
AAH!

377
00:16:24,353 --> 00:16:25,730
SORRY.

378
00:16:25,813 --> 00:16:27,106
I'M SORRY.

379
00:16:27,189 --> 00:16:29,568
YOU WOULD NOT
BELIEVE MY DAY.

380
00:16:29,651 --> 00:16:32,028
I HAD TO WORK TWO SHIFTS

381
00:16:32,111 --> 00:16:33,821
AND THEN TO TOP IT OFF

382
00:16:33,904 --> 00:16:36,282
I LOST ONE OF MY FAKE BOOBS…

383
00:16:36,365 --> 00:16:37,992
IN A GRILL FIRE.

384
00:16:39,661 --> 00:16:41,454
WHAT ARE YOU
SMILING AT?

385
00:16:41,537 --> 00:16:42,788
I WAS JUST THINKING

386
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,333
YOUR DAY COULD STILL PICK UP.

387
00:16:46,459 --> 00:16:47,960
YEAH, RIGHT.

388
00:16:51,172 --> 00:16:52,965
HELLO.

389
00:16:53,048 --> 00:16:55,677
I LOVE THIS FRIEND THING!

390
00:17:02,475 --> 00:17:04,769
LISTEN, ROBERT'S GOING
TO BE HERE ANY SECOND.

391
00:17:04,852 --> 00:17:06,854
SO, COULD ONE OF YOU
JUST TELL HIM?

392
00:17:06,937 --> 00:17:08,565
PLEASE.
RIGHT NOW…

393
00:17:08,648 --> 00:17:09,857
EVERY TIME I SEE HIM

394
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,610
IT'S LIKE, "IS IT
ON THE LOOSE?

395
00:17:11,693 --> 00:17:12,736
IS IT WATCHING ME?"

396
00:17:12,819 --> 00:17:14,362
LOOK, WE CAN'T
TELL HIM.

397
00:17:14,445 --> 00:17:17,031
YOU CAN'T GO UP
TO A GUY YOU BARELY KNOW

398
00:17:17,114 --> 00:17:19,200
AND TALK ABOUT HIS…

399
00:17:19,283 --> 00:17:20,702
STUFF.

400
00:17:20,785 --> 00:17:22,036
HE'S RIGHT…

401
00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:25,665
EVEN IF IT'S TO SAY
SOMETHING COMPLIMENTARY.

402
00:17:28,584 --> 00:17:29,502
HEY.

403
00:17:29,585 --> 00:17:30,503
HEY.

404
00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:31,713
SO, YOU READY
FOR THE GYM?

405
00:17:31,796 --> 00:17:33,673
THEY GOT THIS
NEW ROCK-CLIMBING WALL.

406
00:17:33,756 --> 00:17:35,007
WE CAN SPOT EACH OTHER.

407
00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:39,970
YOU KNOW, I CAN
SPOT YOU FROM HERE.

408
00:17:41,639 --> 00:17:43,558
WHAT?

409
00:17:43,641 --> 00:17:45,393
OKAY.

410
00:17:45,476 --> 00:17:47,395
LISTEN, ROBERT…

411
00:17:47,478 --> 00:17:49,063
HEY, DON'T WE HAVE TO…?

412
00:17:49,146 --> 00:17:51,148
YEAH, WE GOT…
YEAH, MM-HMM.

413
00:17:54,902 --> 00:17:56,529
UM…

414
00:17:57,739 --> 00:17:59,991
I THINK YOU'RE REALLY,
REALLY GREAT.

415
00:18:00,074 --> 00:18:01,159
OH, GOD.

416
00:18:01,242 --> 00:18:02,827
HERE WE GO AGAIN.

417
00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:05,497
WHY DOES THIS
KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?

418
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:08,123
IS IT SOMETHING
I'M PUTTING OUT THERE?

419
00:18:10,209 --> 00:18:11,753
IS THIS MY FAULT?

420
00:18:11,836 --> 00:18:14,004
OR AM I JUST NUTS?

421
00:18:15,089 --> 00:18:17,592
I… I-I-I-I DON'T KNOW…

422
00:18:17,675 --> 00:18:19,636
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

423
00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:23,097
HEY, BUDDY, THIS
IS A FAMILY PLACE.

424
00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:25,767
PUT THE MOUSE
BACK IN THE HOUSE.

425
00:18:27,435 --> 00:18:28,770
OH…

426
00:18:48,247 --> 00:18:49,666
REALLY?

427
00:18:49,749 --> 00:18:52,293
IT'S JUST LIKE EVERYONE
ELSE'S APARTMENT.

428
00:18:52,376 --> 00:18:54,671
IT'S GOT ROOMS AND
WALLS AND CEILINGS.

429
00:18:54,754 --> 00:18:56,631
I WANTED TO SEE
WHERE YOU LIVE.

430
00:18:56,714 --> 00:18:57,632
GIVE ME THE TOUR.

431
00:18:57,715 --> 00:18:58,633
OH, MY GOD.

432
00:18:58,716 --> 00:18:59,967
OH, MY GOD!

433
00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:01,636
THIS IS THE
LIVING ROOM…

434
00:19:01,719 --> 00:19:02,928
THAT'S NICE.

435
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,222
ALL RIGHT.

436
00:19:04,305 --> 00:19:05,682
AND THIS IS
THE KITCHEN.

437
00:19:05,765 --> 00:19:06,974
THAT'S REAL PRETTY.

438
00:19:07,057 --> 00:19:08,017
WAIT A MINUTE.

439
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,394
DON'T I GET TO
SEE THE BEDROOM?

440
00:19:09,477 --> 00:19:10,477
THE BEDROOM…

441
00:19:11,479 --> 00:19:12,731
OH, IT'S PRETTY MUCH

442
00:19:12,814 --> 00:19:14,065
YOUR TYPICAL…

443
00:19:14,148 --> 00:19:15,400
BEDROOM.

444
00:19:15,483 --> 00:19:17,736
WE'RE STILL ON THIS
SIDE OF THE DOOR.

445
00:19:17,819 --> 00:19:18,820
MM-HMM.

446
00:19:18,903 --> 00:19:20,488
YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T
GET TO SEE IT.

447
00:19:20,571 --> 00:19:21,489
OH, SHOOT.

448
00:19:21,572 --> 00:19:22,698
MAYBE NEXT TIME.

449
00:19:23,741 --> 00:19:25,409
THANKS FOR
A LOVELY EVENING.

450
00:19:42,885 --> 00:19:45,388
SO, UM, WHO IS SHE?

451
00:19:45,471 --> 00:19:48,391
OH. THAT WAS THE BLIND DATE
THAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT.

452
00:19:48,474 --> 00:19:51,102
SHE CALLED AND SWITCHED IT
FROM TUESDAY.

453
00:19:51,185 --> 00:19:52,729
OH.

454
00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:55,064
DID YOU LIKE HER?

455
00:19:55,147 --> 00:19:57,400
AND I'M JUST
ASKING AS A FRIEND

456
00:19:57,483 --> 00:20:00,486
BECAUSE I AM
TOTALLY FINE WITH THIS.

457
00:20:03,238 --> 00:20:05,157
WELL, YOU SEEM FINE.

458
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,701
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

459
00:20:06,784 --> 00:20:08,035
I-I'M NOT FINE.

460
00:20:08,118 --> 00:20:09,203
I'M NOT.

461
00:20:09,286 --> 00:20:10,580
HOW CAN I BE FINE?

462
00:20:10,663 --> 00:20:12,916
HEARING YOU
COME IN WITH HER…

463
00:20:12,999 --> 00:20:15,501
SHE WANTS TO SEE YOUR BEDROOM…

464
00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:24,385
YOU KNOW WHAT?

465
00:20:26,554 --> 00:20:29,307
WHAT IF WE'RE FRIENDS…

466
00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:31,684
WHO DON'T SEE
OTHER PEOPLE?

467
00:20:33,185 --> 00:20:35,563
YOU MEAN, LIKE
EXCLUSIVE FRIENDS?

468
00:20:35,646 --> 00:20:38,065
WHY NOT? HMM?

469
00:20:38,148 --> 00:20:42,069
I MEAN, THIS HAS BEEN
THE MOST AMAZING WEEK.

470
00:20:42,152 --> 00:20:45,448
I MEAN, WOULD IT
BE SO TERRIBLE?

471
00:20:45,531 --> 00:20:48,451
EVEN IF WE WERE FRIENDS WHO…

472
00:20:48,534 --> 00:20:50,787
WHO LIVED TOGETHER.

473
00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:53,456
OR… MAYBE SOMEDAY

474
00:20:53,539 --> 00:20:54,958
FRIENDS WHO…

475
00:20:55,041 --> 00:20:57,919
WHO STOOD UP IN FRONT
OF THEIR OTHER FRIENDS

476
00:20:58,002 --> 00:21:00,379
AND VOWED TO BE
FRIENDS FOREVER.

477
00:21:03,049 --> 00:21:04,717
WOW.

478
00:21:06,886 --> 00:21:10,807
DO YOU KNOW WE'RE
BACK WHERE WE WERE?

479
00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:14,811
HONEY, I WOULD LOVE
TO DO ALL THAT

480
00:21:14,894 --> 00:21:16,646
BUT NOTHING'S CHANGED.

481
00:21:16,729 --> 00:21:18,314
THAT'S NOT TRUE.

482
00:21:18,397 --> 00:21:20,190
YOU DON'T HAVE A MOUSTACHE.

483
00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:22,819
OKAY, OKAY.

484
00:21:22,902 --> 00:21:24,153
ONE THING'S CHANGED.

485
00:21:24,236 --> 00:21:26,364
BUT WE STILL WANT
DIFFERENT THINGS

486
00:21:26,447 --> 00:21:28,783
AND WE KNOW HOW
THIS IS GOING TO END.

487
00:21:28,866 --> 00:21:30,785
YOU KNOW WHAT?

488
00:21:30,868 --> 00:21:34,789
I GOT TO WALK OUT
OF HERE RIGHT NOW…

489
00:21:34,872 --> 00:21:38,001
'CAUSE GETTING OVER YOU
IS THE HARDEST THING

490
00:21:38,084 --> 00:21:40,169
THAT I HAVE EVER HAD TO DO.

491
00:21:40,252 --> 00:21:43,965
UM… I DON'T THINK
I COULD DO IT AGAIN.

492
00:21:44,048 --> 00:21:46,258
I KNOW I COULDN'T.

493
00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:49,595
YEAH.

494
00:21:52,264 --> 00:21:53,766
SO…

495
00:22:01,857 --> 00:22:05,319
HOW ABOUT ONE LAST GAME
OF RACQUETBALL, HMM?

496
00:22:10,616 --> 00:22:11,868
WATCH THE THORNS.

497
00:22:11,951 --> 00:22:13,285
OW!

498
00:22:20,042 --> 00:22:21,585
WHAT?

499
00:22:23,504 --> 00:22:25,130
BETH IS REALLY, REALLY SICK.

500
00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:26,632
OH…

501
00:22:26,715 --> 00:22:28,383
OH, OH…

502
00:22:30,094 --> 00:22:31,387
JO'S THERE…

503
00:22:31,470 --> 00:22:34,473
BUT I DON'T THINK
THERE'S ANYTHING SHE CAN DO.

504
00:22:34,556 --> 00:22:36,224
OH…

505
00:22:37,351 --> 00:22:38,436
JOEY?

506
00:22:38,519 --> 00:22:39,687
YEAH?

507
00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:42,273
YOU WANT TO PUT THE BOOK
IN THE FREEZER?

508
00:22:42,356 --> 00:22:43,983
OKAY.

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