1 00:00:09,214 --> 00:00:10,759 WOW. THIS GIRL'S GOOD. 2 00:00:10,842 --> 00:00:12,844 OH, YEAH, A SONG WITH RHYMING WORDS… 3 00:00:12,927 --> 00:00:14,804 I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE. 4 00:00:16,555 --> 00:00:18,140 I LIKE HER. 5 00:00:18,223 --> 00:00:20,142 WHY, 'CAUSE SHE CAN SING AND PLAY GUITAR 6 00:00:20,225 --> 00:00:23,646 AND DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME? 7 00:00:23,729 --> 00:00:25,273 WELL, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL I'M LOOKING FOR 8 00:00:25,356 --> 00:00:27,358 FROM THESE PEOPLE. 9 00:00:27,441 --> 00:00:29,235 LOOK AT YOU, ALL JEALOUS. 10 00:00:29,318 --> 00:00:30,486 YEAH, PHEEBS, COME ON 11 00:00:30,569 --> 00:00:32,572 YOU TWO HAVE 12 00:00:32,655 --> 00:00:34,574 26 YOU KNOW, SHE'S MORE… 13 00:00:34,657 --> 00:00:37,118 YOU KNOW, AND… 14 00:00:37,201 --> 00:00:38,828 YOU'RE MORE… 15 00:00:46,585 --> 00:00:49,046 YEAH. 16 00:00:49,129 --> 00:00:51,966 SEE? SEE? EVERYBODY ELSE IS HAPPY SHE'S DONE. 17 00:00:52,049 --> 00:00:56,471 OKAY, MY NEXT SONG IS CALLED 18 00:00:56,554 --> 00:00:58,473 "PHOEBE BUFFAY, WHAT CAN I SAY? 19 00:00:58,556 --> 00:01:00,475 "I REALLY LOVED "WHEN WE WERE SINGING PARTNERS 20 00:01:00,558 --> 00:01:03,268 AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT YOU THAT WAY." 21 00:01:05,479 --> 00:01:09,859 OH, NO. ONE OF THOSE "LOOK FOR THE HIDDEN MEANING" SONGS. 22 00:02:00,034 --> 00:02:01,744 HEY, PHOEBE. 23 00:02:01,827 --> 00:02:02,954 HEY, LESLIE. 24 00:02:03,037 --> 00:02:04,706 HOW'D YOU KNOW I'D BE HERE? 25 00:02:04,789 --> 00:02:08,001 I RAN INTO VLAD AT THE PLACE WHERE THEY SELL THE BIG FISH. 26 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:10,003 HE SAID YOU PLAYED HERE A LOT, SO, UM… 27 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:11,838 LISTEN, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM 28 00:02:11,921 --> 00:02:14,048 BUT IF "THE PLACE WITH THE BIG FISH" COMES UP AGAIN, 29 00:02:14,131 --> 00:02:16,009 I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHETHER THAT'S SEVERAL BIG FISH 30 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:19,136 OR JUST ONE BIG FISH. 31 00:02:19,219 --> 00:02:21,681 SO, PHOEBE TELLS US YOU WRITE JINGLES. 32 00:02:21,764 --> 00:02:22,891 ACTUALLY, I SAID SHE ABANDONED ME 33 00:02:22,974 --> 00:02:25,810 TO WRITE JINGLES. 34 00:02:25,893 --> 00:02:27,020 UH, ANYTHING 35 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:28,021 WE MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF? 36 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:30,356 UH, YEAH, UM… 37 00:02:37,822 --> 00:02:39,782 YEAH, BUT I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. 38 00:02:39,865 --> 00:02:41,409 I GOT KIND OF SICK OF IT 39 00:02:41,492 --> 00:02:43,995 AND THEN I COULDN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING GOOD 40 00:02:44,078 --> 00:02:45,872 SO THEY FIRED ME. 41 00:02:45,955 --> 00:02:48,041 BUMMER. 42 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:50,793 WELL, UH, YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST… 43 00:02:50,876 --> 00:02:52,837 UM, I WAS JUST THINKING 44 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:55,757 AND JUST HOPING THAT… 45 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,843 MAYBE YOU'D WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER. 46 00:02:58,926 --> 00:03:00,511 NO, BUT THANKS. 47 00:03:00,594 --> 00:03:04,265 COME ON, PHOEBE, WOULD YOU JUST THINK ABOUT IT? 48 00:03:04,348 --> 00:03:05,600 OKAY. 49 00:03:05,683 --> 00:03:07,768 NO, BUT THANKS. 50 00:03:10,771 --> 00:03:11,731 OKAY. 51 00:03:11,814 --> 00:03:12,774 UH… 52 00:03:12,857 --> 00:03:14,608 SEE YOU, PHEEBS. 53 00:03:17,862 --> 00:03:20,573 WOW. THAT WAS KIND OF BRUTAL. 54 00:03:20,656 --> 00:03:22,784 WELL, OKAY, LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL OF YOU. 55 00:03:22,867 --> 00:03:25,036 ALL RIGHT? ONCE YOU… ONCE YOU BETRAY ME 56 00:03:25,119 --> 00:03:26,621 I BECOME LIKE THE ICEWOMAN. 57 00:03:26,704 --> 00:03:31,333 YOU KNOW, I'M JUST… VERY COLD, HARD… UNYIELDING. 58 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:32,585 YOU KNOW, NOTHING… 59 00:03:32,668 --> 00:03:35,630 NOTHING CAN PENETRATE THIS ICY EXTERIOR. 60 00:03:35,713 --> 00:03:36,756 CAN I HAVE A TISSUE, PLEASE? 61 00:03:36,839 --> 00:03:37,924 OH, YES. 62 00:03:38,007 --> 00:03:39,050 THANK YOU. 63 00:03:43,971 --> 00:03:46,223 SOMEONE IN THERE? 64 00:03:46,306 --> 00:03:49,102 NO, THIS IS JUST PART OF A DAREDEVIL GAME THAT I PLAY 65 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:50,394 CALL "WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MOMENT 66 00:03:50,477 --> 00:03:53,064 BEFORE I BURST AND DIE." 67 00:03:53,147 --> 00:03:54,690 GEEZ, MAN, DID YOU FALL…? 68 00:03:54,773 --> 00:03:56,859 HI. 69 00:03:56,942 --> 00:03:58,486 SO, UH, DID YOU? 70 00:03:58,569 --> 00:04:00,863 DID YOU FALL HI? 71 00:04:00,946 --> 00:04:03,157 SOMEONE WAS IN THE LADIES' ROOM; I COULDN'T WAIT. 72 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:04,700 I LEFT THE LID UP FOR YOU, THOUGH. 73 00:04:07,661 --> 00:04:08,704 YOU KNOW WHAT, GUNTHER? 74 00:04:08,787 --> 00:04:09,998 GO, UH, GO AHEAD. 75 00:04:10,081 --> 00:04:13,751 I'M TALKING TO, UH… 76 00:04:13,834 --> 00:04:16,004 THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SAY YOUR NAME. 77 00:04:16,087 --> 00:04:17,338 GINGER. GINGER. 78 00:04:17,421 --> 00:04:19,423 I'M TALKING TO GINGER. SO… 79 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:24,971 DON'T YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM? 80 00:04:25,054 --> 00:04:26,973 NO. NO. 81 00:04:27,056 --> 00:04:30,184 I JUST, UH… I'D RATHER, UH, TALK TO YOU. 82 00:04:30,267 --> 00:04:32,478 YES, I DO. 83 00:04:32,561 --> 00:04:34,105 YES, I DO HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 84 00:04:35,731 --> 00:04:37,233 SOMEONE IN HERE. 85 00:04:38,984 --> 00:04:40,277 WHERE'S CHANDLER? 86 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,320 HE CAN'T MAKE IT. 87 00:04:41,403 --> 00:04:43,322 HE HAD TO GO BACK TO HIS JOB 88 00:04:43,405 --> 00:04:44,323 AND DO, UH… 89 00:04:44,406 --> 00:04:46,868 WHOA-OH. 90 00:04:46,951 --> 00:04:48,035 JOEY? 91 00:04:49,870 --> 00:04:51,163 JOEY TRIBBIANI. 92 00:04:57,211 --> 00:04:59,213 JOEY, I CAN SEE YOU, OKAY? 93 00:04:59,296 --> 00:05:01,381 YOU'RE HIDING BEHIND THE COATS. 94 00:05:10,933 --> 00:05:12,601 OH… 95 00:05:12,684 --> 00:05:13,936 CLOSE ONE. 96 00:05:20,151 --> 00:05:21,110 HI. 97 00:05:21,193 --> 00:05:22,111 HI, SWEETIE. 98 00:05:22,194 --> 00:05:24,030 HELLO. 99 00:05:24,113 --> 00:05:25,531 HEY, ROSS. 100 00:05:25,614 --> 00:05:27,658 YUH-HUH. 101 00:05:27,741 --> 00:05:29,160 I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS. 102 00:05:29,243 --> 00:05:31,328 WHAT? I CAN GET A QUICK BITE TO EAT 103 00:05:31,411 --> 00:05:33,956 BUT THEN I'M GOING TO HAVE TO COME BACK UP HERE. COME ON, SWEETIE. 104 00:05:34,039 --> 00:05:35,083 YOU'VE HAD TO WORK LATE EVERY NIGHT 105 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:36,084 FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS. 106 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:37,292 WHAT IS IT THIS TIME? 107 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:38,335 ACTUALLY, IT'S MY FAULT. 108 00:05:38,418 --> 00:05:39,420 I QUIT TODAY. 109 00:05:39,503 --> 00:05:41,797 BUT WORK COMES FIRST. 110 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:43,883 OH, HEY, BUT THAT'S SAD ABOUT YOU, THOUGH. 111 00:05:43,966 --> 00:05:45,051 WHAT HAPPENED? 112 00:05:45,134 --> 00:05:46,468 WHAT HAPPENED? BURN OUT? 113 00:05:46,551 --> 00:05:50,514 BURN ALL OUT, DID YOU? 114 00:05:50,597 --> 00:05:52,767 NO, HE'S LEAVING FOR A BETTER JOB. 115 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:54,060 OH, WELL, THAT'S GREAT. 116 00:05:54,143 --> 00:05:56,395 SO I GUESS THIS IS GOOD-BYE THEN. 117 00:05:56,478 --> 00:05:57,478 GOOD-BYE. 118 00:05:59,898 --> 00:06:01,734 OKAY THEN. OKAY. 119 00:06:01,817 --> 00:06:04,277 WELL, WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU AROUND HERE. 120 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:05,445 YEAH, ME, TOO. 121 00:06:08,740 --> 00:06:09,909 SO, I'LL SEE YOU ON SATURDAY. 122 00:06:09,992 --> 00:06:11,285 YEAH, YOU BET. 123 00:06:19,668 --> 00:06:20,794 UCCH. 124 00:06:30,888 --> 00:06:34,850 NOW, YOU KNOW THOSE ARE A DELICACY IN INDIA. 125 00:06:34,933 --> 00:06:37,103 YEAH, THAT WAS LESLIE CALLING AGAIN 126 00:06:37,186 --> 00:06:38,604 TO SEE IF WE CAN GET BACK TOGETHER. 127 00:06:38,687 --> 00:06:40,231 IT'S LIKE THE 20th TIME TODAY. 128 00:06:40,314 --> 00:06:43,609 GOOD LUCK, LESLIE. 129 00:06:43,692 --> 00:06:46,070 WOW. SHE MUST HAVE HURT YOU PRETTY BAD, HUH? 130 00:06:46,153 --> 00:06:47,155 WELL, YEAH. 131 00:06:47,238 --> 00:06:48,697 WE WERE BEST FRIENDS. 132 00:06:48,780 --> 00:06:49,907 EVER SINCE WE WERE LITTLE 133 00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:51,659 OUR MOMS WORKED ON THE BARGE TOGETHER. 134 00:06:51,742 --> 00:06:53,786 OH. 135 00:06:53,869 --> 00:06:54,996 YOU TWO MUST'VE BEEN SO CUTE 136 00:06:55,079 --> 00:06:56,497 RUNNING AROUND ON A BARGE. 137 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:58,832 YOU NEVER RUN ON A BARGE. 138 00:07:01,335 --> 00:07:02,253 HEY. 139 00:07:02,336 --> 00:07:03,254 HEY. HEY. 140 00:07:03,337 --> 00:07:04,672 IS, UH, IS CHANDLER AROUND? 141 00:07:04,755 --> 00:07:07,008 NO. HE MET SOME GIRL AT THE COFFEEHOUSE. 142 00:07:07,091 --> 00:07:08,009 OOH. 143 00:07:08,092 --> 00:07:09,593 YEAH. GINGER SOMETHING. 144 00:07:09,676 --> 00:07:11,428 NO. 145 00:07:11,511 --> 00:07:13,264 NO, NO. 146 00:07:13,347 --> 00:07:16,100 ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T SOMETHING THAT SOUNDED LIKE GINGER? 147 00:07:16,183 --> 00:07:17,642 LIKE, UH, GINGEER? 148 00:07:19,144 --> 00:07:20,729 NO, IT WAS GINGER. 149 00:07:20,812 --> 00:07:23,149 I REMEMBER BECAUSE WHEN HE TOLD ME, I SAID… 150 00:07:26,318 --> 00:07:27,653 AW, MAN. 151 00:07:27,736 --> 00:07:29,488 THAT'S THE GIRL I WAS HIDING FROM. 152 00:07:29,571 --> 00:07:30,906 WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE'S MY ROOMMATE 153 00:07:30,989 --> 00:07:31,907 SHE'S GOING TO TELL HIM WHAT I DID. 154 00:07:31,990 --> 00:07:33,659 WHAT DID YOU DO? 155 00:07:33,742 --> 00:07:38,289 OH, OH, NO, NO, I CAN'T… I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT. 156 00:07:38,372 --> 00:07:39,832 IT'S LIKE THE MOST AWFUL, HORRIBLE THING 157 00:07:39,915 --> 00:07:41,458 I'VE EVER DONE IN MY WHOLE LIFE. 158 00:07:41,541 --> 00:07:42,960 YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T TELL US. 159 00:07:43,043 --> 00:07:44,378 WE'LL JUST WAIT TILL CHANDLER GETS HOME 160 00:07:44,461 --> 00:07:45,796 BECAUSE IT'LL BE MORE FUN THAT WAY. 161 00:07:45,879 --> 00:07:48,841 ALL RIGHT. 162 00:07:48,924 --> 00:07:51,886 OKAY, IT WAS LIKE FOUR YEARS AGO. 163 00:07:51,969 --> 00:07:53,595 GINGER AND I HAD GONE OUT A FEW TIMES. 164 00:07:53,678 --> 00:07:55,014 AND THEN THIS ONE WEEKEND 165 00:07:55,097 --> 00:07:56,724 WE WENT UP TO HER DAD'S CABIN… 166 00:07:56,807 --> 00:08:00,728 JUST ME, HER, AND HER ANNOYING LITTLE DOG, PEPPER. 167 00:08:00,811 --> 00:08:04,190 WELL, THAT NIGHT I COOKED THIS REALLY ROMANTIC DINNER… 168 00:08:04,273 --> 00:08:06,359 YOU GAVE HER FOOD POISONING! 169 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:08,861 I WISH. 170 00:08:08,944 --> 00:08:11,405 AFTER DINNER, ME, HER, AND PEPPER ALL FELL ASLEEP 171 00:08:11,488 --> 00:08:12,865 IN FRONT OF THE FIRE. 172 00:08:12,948 --> 00:08:14,408 WELL, I WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 173 00:08:14,491 --> 00:08:16,410 AND I SAW THAT THE FIRE WAS DYING OUT 174 00:08:16,493 --> 00:08:20,080 SO I PICKED UP A LOG AND THREW IT ON. 175 00:08:22,207 --> 00:08:24,043 OR AT LEAST WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A LOG. 176 00:08:24,126 --> 00:08:27,629 OH, MY GOD, YOU THREW PEPPER ON THE FIRE. 177 00:08:27,712 --> 00:08:29,047 I WISH. 178 00:08:30,841 --> 00:08:32,218 SEE, I GUESS ANOTHER THING 179 00:08:32,301 --> 00:08:34,469 I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT GINGER 180 00:08:34,552 --> 00:08:38,015 IS THAT SHE KIND OF HAS A, UH… 181 00:08:38,098 --> 00:08:39,098 ARTIFICIAL LEG. 182 00:08:45,356 --> 00:08:47,400 OH, MY GOD. 183 00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:48,734 JOEY, WHAT DID YOU DO 184 00:08:48,817 --> 00:08:50,819 AFTER YOU THREW HER LEG ON THE FIRE? 185 00:08:52,529 --> 00:08:53,613 I RAN! 186 00:09:02,998 --> 00:09:05,209 WELL, THAT'S THE BEST KISS I'VE HAD 187 00:09:05,292 --> 00:09:07,127 WITH ANYBODY I MET IN THE MEN'S ROOM. 188 00:09:09,004 --> 00:09:11,424 ACTUALLY, ME, TOO. 189 00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:12,549 OH. FOOT IN THE PUDDLE. 190 00:09:12,632 --> 00:09:13,550 FOOT ALL IN THE PUDDLE. 191 00:09:13,633 --> 00:09:16,262 OH, DAMN. I HATE THAT. 192 00:09:16,345 --> 00:09:18,097 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET YOU OUT OF THOSE SHOES. 193 00:09:18,180 --> 00:09:19,640 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 194 00:09:19,723 --> 00:09:21,558 NO, REALLY, YOU'RE GOING TO FREEZE. 195 00:09:21,641 --> 00:09:25,520 NO, I'M NOT. I'M… 196 00:09:25,603 --> 00:09:26,814 YOU'RE NOT? WHAT DO YOU…? 197 00:09:26,897 --> 00:09:29,650 WHAT DO YOU GOT, A BIONIC FOOT? 198 00:09:29,733 --> 00:09:31,568 SOMEDAY MAYBE. 199 00:09:42,496 --> 00:09:43,705 FUNNY BOOK? 200 00:09:43,788 --> 00:09:45,416 HMM? OH, NO, NO. 201 00:09:45,499 --> 00:09:49,253 I'M JUST THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING FUNNY I HEARD TODAY… 202 00:09:49,336 --> 00:09:53,215 UM, MARK… MARK SAYING, "I'LL SEE YOU SATURDAY." 203 00:09:55,509 --> 00:09:56,969 YEAH, AT THE LECTURE. 204 00:09:57,052 --> 00:09:58,012 I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK. 205 00:09:58,095 --> 00:09:59,430 YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T MIND. 206 00:09:59,513 --> 00:10:02,016 OH, NO, NO, IT'S NOT THE LECTURE I MIND. 207 00:10:02,099 --> 00:10:06,353 UM… PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT 'CAUSE I'M GOING WITH MARK. 208 00:10:07,896 --> 00:10:10,732 WELL… OH, MY GOD! ROSS! 209 00:10:10,815 --> 00:10:12,526 WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT… 210 00:10:12,609 --> 00:10:14,028 LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT WORKING WITH HIM ANYMORE 211 00:10:14,111 --> 00:10:16,447 WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE TO DO STUFF WITH HIM? 212 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:18,073 BECAUSE HE'S MY FRIEND. 213 00:10:18,156 --> 00:10:21,618 OKAY, BUT DO YOU REALLY NEED ANOTHER FRIEND? 214 00:10:23,328 --> 00:10:24,663 OKAY, WELL 215 00:10:24,746 --> 00:10:26,499 IF I STOP PLAYING WITH JOEY AND CHANDLER 216 00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:28,917 CAN I PLAY WITH MARK? 217 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,627 IS THAT FUNNY? AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING? 218 00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:32,046 I DON'T KNOW. 219 00:10:32,129 --> 00:10:34,840 YOU THOUGHT "SEE YOU SATURDAY" WAS FUNNY. 220 00:10:34,923 --> 00:10:38,552 HONEY, MARK IS IN FASHION. I LIKE HAVING A FRIEND 221 00:10:38,635 --> 00:10:40,637 THAT I CAN SHARE THIS STUFF WITH. 222 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,681 YOU GUYS WOULD NEVER WANT TO GO TO A LECTURE WITH ME. 223 00:10:42,764 --> 00:10:45,726 PAAH! 224 00:10:45,809 --> 00:10:48,270 I WOULD LOVE TO GO WITH YOU. REALLY? 225 00:10:48,353 --> 00:10:50,939 YEAH. HEY, I HAVE CLOTHES. 226 00:10:51,022 --> 00:10:52,691 I EVEN PICK THEM OUT. 227 00:10:52,774 --> 00:10:56,737 I MEAN, FOR ALL YOU KNOW, I COULD BE A FASHION… 228 00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:57,904 MONGER. 229 00:11:02,451 --> 00:11:06,579 OKAY, HONEY, I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO GO WITH ME. 230 00:11:06,662 --> 00:11:08,290 WHAT? 231 00:11:08,373 --> 00:11:10,125 WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? NOW I'M ALL NERVOUS. 232 00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:11,627 OH. 233 00:11:21,011 --> 00:11:23,472 YOU KNOW, THEY SAY A WATCHED POT NEVER BEEPS. 234 00:11:26,183 --> 00:11:30,062 YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN A COUPLE OF HOURS, AND… 235 00:11:30,145 --> 00:11:32,565 SHE HASN'T CALLED. 236 00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:33,606 NOT THAT I EVEN CARE. 237 00:11:33,689 --> 00:11:35,443 I DON'T. 238 00:11:35,526 --> 00:11:37,403 PHOEBE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL HER? 239 00:11:37,486 --> 00:11:39,863 YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT TO. 240 00:11:39,946 --> 00:11:42,241 YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. 241 00:11:42,324 --> 00:11:43,616 DON'T YOU WANT TO? 242 00:11:43,699 --> 00:11:46,036 YEAH. 243 00:11:46,119 --> 00:11:48,163 OKAY, SO I DO KNOW YOU. 244 00:11:48,246 --> 00:11:49,289 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 245 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,335 WELL, SO? 246 00:11:53,418 --> 00:11:56,004 I CAN'T. 247 00:11:56,087 --> 00:11:57,172 SHE DUMPED ME. 248 00:11:57,255 --> 00:11:58,673 I TOTALLY TRUSTED HER 249 00:11:58,756 --> 00:12:03,596 AND THEN ONE DAY, IT WAS LIKE, "BYE, PHEEBS." GONE. 250 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,931 YOU KNOW WHAT THE SADDEST PART IS? 251 00:12:06,014 --> 00:12:07,266 WHEN WE WERE PLAYING TOGETHER 252 00:12:07,349 --> 00:12:09,477 THAT WAS LIKE THE MOST FUN I'VE EVER HAD 253 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,811 IN, LIKE, ALL MY LIVES. 254 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,200 WE'RE BEGINNING TO SEE 255 00:13:06,283 --> 00:13:09,702 A LOT OF LAYERING OF SHEER FABRICS AND COLORS. 256 00:13:09,785 --> 00:13:12,122 FOR INSTANCE, A SHEER NAVY BLOUSE 257 00:13:12,205 --> 00:13:13,332 OVER A PINK BODYSUIT… 258 00:13:13,415 --> 00:13:15,917 I'M REALLY GLAD WE CAME. 259 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,961 …THE WISPY CHIFFONS AND DELICATE MESHES 260 00:13:18,044 --> 00:13:20,297 WE'RE SEEING ON THE RUNWAYS ARE TOTALLY SHEER… 261 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,840 YOU'RE SO PRETTY. 262 00:13:21,923 --> 00:13:24,259 …AND THE DESIGNERS ARE USING HEAVIER JERSEYS 263 00:13:24,342 --> 00:13:25,260 OR PROVIDING SLIPS… 264 00:13:25,343 --> 00:13:26,512 I LOVE YOU. 265 00:13:26,595 --> 00:13:27,929 OH. 266 00:13:28,012 --> 00:13:30,015 WE'RE ALSO TAKING THESE GARMENTS… 267 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:46,699 WOW, THAT'S GREAT! OH, YEAH? 268 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:49,326 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD TOTALLY SELL THIS! 269 00:13:49,409 --> 00:13:51,328 IT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR, LIKE, UM… 270 00:13:51,411 --> 00:13:54,873 A KITTY LITTER CAMPAIGN. 271 00:13:54,956 --> 00:13:56,333 A JINGLE? NO. NO, NO, NO. NO. 272 00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:58,168 WHY NOT? YOU MAKE A TON OF MONEY. 273 00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:00,087 WELL, IF I WAS IN THIS FOR MONEY 274 00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:01,838 I WOULD BE A MILLIONAIRE BY NOW. 275 00:14:01,921 --> 00:14:03,632 OH. 276 00:14:03,715 --> 00:14:06,801 YOU JUST GOT TO GET OUT OF THAT JINGLE HEAD, SWEETIE. 277 00:14:06,884 --> 00:14:09,555 AH. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M SORRY. 278 00:14:09,638 --> 00:14:11,056 THAT'S OKAY. 279 00:14:11,139 --> 00:14:12,766 ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO PLAY A SONG NOW 280 00:14:12,849 --> 00:14:14,976 THAT'S REALLY, REALLY SAD, OKAY? 281 00:14:15,059 --> 00:14:18,689 IT'S CALLED "MAGICIAN BOX MIX-UP." 282 00:14:22,317 --> 00:14:25,779 …OVERSIZED BRACELETS, OVERSIZED EARRINGS 283 00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:28,115 OVERSIZING OF ACCESSORIES IN GENERAL 284 00:14:28,198 --> 00:14:29,907 IS VERY POPULAR NOW. 285 00:14:35,997 --> 00:14:37,207 …GARMENTS WITH A FAR EASTERN INFLUENCE 286 00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:41,128 ARE REALLY BREAKING OUT THIS YEAR. 287 00:14:41,211 --> 00:14:42,463 HI. 288 00:14:42,546 --> 00:14:43,797 CAN I BORROW THIS? 289 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:44,798 MY MILK'S GONE BAD. 290 00:14:44,881 --> 00:14:46,133 OH. I HATE THAT. 291 00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:47,551 I ONCE HAD A THING OF HALF AND HALF… 292 00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:49,302 STOLE MY CAR. 293 00:14:51,888 --> 00:14:55,643 SO, UM… HOW WAS YOUR DATE WITH GINGER? 294 00:14:55,726 --> 00:14:57,311 GREAT. IT WAS GREAT. 295 00:14:57,394 --> 00:14:58,937 SHE'S, UH… 296 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:00,855 SHE'S GREAT… GREAT-LOOKING, GREAT PERSONALITY. 297 00:15:00,938 --> 00:15:02,274 SHE'S GREATNESS. 298 00:15:02,357 --> 00:15:04,151 MM. 299 00:15:04,234 --> 00:15:06,027 SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S GOT THE, UH… 300 00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:09,698 WHOLE PACKAGE. 301 00:15:09,781 --> 00:15:10,949 JOEY TOLD YOU ABOUT THE LEG, HUH? 302 00:15:11,032 --> 00:15:13,034 UH-HUH. 303 00:15:13,117 --> 00:15:14,119 OH, GOD. 304 00:15:14,202 --> 00:15:15,454 IT FREAKED ME OUT, OKAY? 305 00:15:15,537 --> 00:15:17,247 I KNOW IT SHOULDN'T HAVE, BUT IT DID. 306 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:18,957 I MEAN, I LIKE HER. I DON'T WANT TO STOP SEEING HER 307 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,250 BUT EVERY SO OFTEN, IT'S LIKE 308 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,085 "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHERE'S YOUR LEG?" 309 00:15:26,297 --> 00:15:29,217 I MEAN, I'M THE SMALLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, AREN'T I? 310 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,386 I'M THE SMALLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. 311 00:15:31,469 --> 00:15:32,805 'MORNING. 312 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,139 ACTUALLY, HE'S THE SMALLEST PERSON 313 00:15:34,222 --> 00:15:35,265 IN THE WORLD. 314 00:15:41,688 --> 00:15:43,648 HEARD ABOUT THE LEG BURNING, HUH? 315 00:15:46,317 --> 00:15:48,696 IT CAME UP. 316 00:15:48,779 --> 00:15:52,907 LISTEN, I, UH… I KNOW IT'S A LONG SHOT BUT… 317 00:15:52,990 --> 00:15:54,242 BY ANY CHANCE, DID SHE FIND THAT FUNNY? 318 00:15:59,956 --> 00:16:01,875 SO I NODDED OFF A LITTLE. 319 00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:03,043 NODDED OFF? 320 00:16:03,126 --> 00:16:05,379 ROSS, YOU WERE SNORING! 321 00:16:05,462 --> 00:16:07,464 MY FATHER'S BOAT DIDN'T MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE 322 00:16:07,547 --> 00:16:09,466 WHEN IT HIT ROCKS! 323 00:16:09,549 --> 00:16:12,052 BUT, COME ON 45 MINUTES! 324 00:16:12,135 --> 00:16:16,473 45 MINUTES THE MAN TALKED ABOUT STRAPPY-BACKED DRESSES. 325 00:16:17,766 --> 00:16:19,601 WELL, OKAY, HOW ABOUT FOUR HOURS 326 00:16:19,684 --> 00:16:22,437 IN A FREEZING MUSEUM AUDITORIUM 327 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,314 LISTENING TO PROFESSOR PIT STAINS 328 00:16:24,397 --> 00:16:26,066 AND HIS, "HEY, EVERYBODY! 329 00:16:26,149 --> 00:16:28,485 "REMEMBER THAT THING THAT'S BEEN DEAD FOR A GAZILLION YEARS? 330 00:16:28,568 --> 00:16:31,863 WELL, HERE'S A LITTLE BONE WE DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD!" 331 00:16:35,492 --> 00:16:39,663 FIRST OF ALL, IT'S PROFESSOR PITAIN. 332 00:16:39,746 --> 00:16:42,457 AND SECOND OF ALL, THAT LITTLE BONE PROVED 333 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:46,002 THAT THAT PARTICULAR DINOSAUR HAD WINGS BUT DIDN'T FLY. 334 00:16:46,085 --> 00:16:48,171 OKAY, SEE, NOW, 335 00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:50,799 BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH 336 00:16:50,882 --> 00:16:52,384 BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH. 337 00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:53,927 HUH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 338 00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:56,471 A HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE WENT TO SEE A MOVIE 339 00:16:56,554 --> 00:16:57,556 ABOUT WHAT I DO. 340 00:16:57,639 --> 00:16:58,932 I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE 341 00:16:59,015 --> 00:17:01,727 WOULD GO SEE A MOVIE CALLED JURASSIC PARKA. 342 00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:02,728 OH… 343 00:17:02,811 --> 00:17:04,354 THAT IS SO…! 344 00:17:04,437 --> 00:17:06,690 NO, NO, NO… A BUNCH OF OUT-OF-CONTROL JACKETS 345 00:17:06,773 --> 00:17:08,191 TAKE OVER AN ISLAND! 346 00:17:15,657 --> 00:17:18,326 YOU KNOW, IF WHAT I DO IS SO LAME 347 00:17:18,409 --> 00:17:21,830 THEN WHY DID YOU INSIST ON COMING WITH ME THIS MORNING? 348 00:17:21,913 --> 00:17:23,998 HUH? WAS IT SO I JUST WOULDN'T GO WITH MARK? 349 00:17:24,081 --> 00:17:25,751 NO. 350 00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:29,963 I… I WANTED TO BE WITH YOU. 351 00:17:30,046 --> 00:17:32,382 I DON'T KNOW. I FEEL LIKE LATELY… 352 00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:34,050 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE SLIPPING AWAY FROM ME 353 00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:37,387 YOU KNOW, WITH THIS NEW JOB AND ALL THESE NEW PEOPLE 354 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:40,098 AND YOU'VE GOT THIS WHOLE OTHER LIFE GOING ON. 355 00:17:40,181 --> 00:17:42,643 I KNOW IT'S DUMB 356 00:17:42,726 --> 00:17:46,563 BUT I… I JUST HATE THAT I'M NOT A PART OF IT. 357 00:17:51,275 --> 00:17:54,154 IT'S NOT DUMB. 358 00:17:54,237 --> 00:17:57,449 BUT MAYBE IT'S OKAY THAT YOU'RE NOT A PART OF IT. 359 00:17:57,532 --> 00:17:58,742 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 360 00:18:00,117 --> 00:18:01,328 I MEAN, IT'S LIKE 361 00:18:01,411 --> 00:18:03,831 I LIKE THAT YOU'RE NOT INVOLVED 362 00:18:03,914 --> 00:18:06,374 IN THAT PART OF MY LIFE. 363 00:18:06,457 --> 00:18:08,669 THAT'S A LITTLE CLEARER. 364 00:18:08,752 --> 00:18:10,044 NO, BUT HONEY, SEE 365 00:18:10,127 --> 00:18:12,380 IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I DON'T LOVE YOU 366 00:18:12,463 --> 00:18:13,381 BECAUSE I DO. 367 00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:14,382 I LOVE YOU. 368 00:18:14,465 --> 00:18:15,717 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 369 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,679 BUT MY WORK, IT'S FOR ME, YOU KNOW? 370 00:18:18,762 --> 00:18:21,306 I'M OUT THERE ON MY OWN AND I'M DOING IT 371 00:18:21,389 --> 00:18:22,599 AND IT'S SCARY 372 00:18:22,682 --> 00:18:26,311 BUT I LOVE IT BECAUSE IT'S MINE. 373 00:18:26,394 --> 00:18:28,563 BUT, I MEAN, IS THAT OKAY? 374 00:18:28,646 --> 00:18:30,189 SURE, UH… 375 00:18:40,241 --> 00:18:42,786 YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT MY LEG, AREN'T YOU? 376 00:18:42,869 --> 00:18:43,787 NO. 377 00:18:43,870 --> 00:18:45,038 NO, ACTUALLY, I FORGET. 378 00:18:45,121 --> 00:18:48,458 WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THAT AGAIN? 379 00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:50,418 LOOK, IT'S OKAY IF IT BOTHERS YOU. 380 00:18:50,501 --> 00:18:51,753 REALLY. I MEAN, THE ONLY THING I NEED TO KNOW 381 00:18:51,836 --> 00:18:53,421 IS HOW MUCH IT BOTHERS YOU 382 00:18:53,504 --> 00:18:56,508 BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE WASTING MY TIME. 383 00:18:56,591 --> 00:18:58,760 AM I WASTING MY TIME? 384 00:18:58,843 --> 00:18:59,761 NO. 385 00:18:59,844 --> 00:19:01,429 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 386 00:19:01,512 --> 00:19:02,723 OKAY. 387 00:19:02,806 --> 00:19:03,807 I MEAN, IT'S JUST LIKE 388 00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:07,769 YOU JUST HAVE TO GET USED TO IT. 389 00:19:07,852 --> 00:19:09,646 MM. MM. 390 00:19:18,362 --> 00:19:19,362 WHAT'S THAT? 391 00:19:20,782 --> 00:19:22,700 THAT'S… THAT'S MY NUBBIN. 392 00:19:27,455 --> 00:19:29,124 WHAT'S A NUBBIN? 393 00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:31,877 IT'S KIND OF A UH… 394 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:36,048 A THIRD NIPPLE KIND OF THING. 395 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,298 DO YOU HAVE THREE NIPPLES? 396 00:19:37,381 --> 00:19:40,134 WELL, YOU KNOW, TWO REGULARS 397 00:19:40,217 --> 00:19:43,513 AND ONE THAT BARELY QUALIFIES AS A… 398 00:19:46,223 --> 00:19:47,809 UH, WHAT? NOTHING. 399 00:19:47,892 --> 00:19:51,396 I… I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE TO LEAVE. 400 00:19:51,479 --> 00:19:52,647 YOU, UH… 401 00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:55,108 YOU HAVE TO LEAVE NOW? HOW COME? 402 00:19:55,191 --> 00:19:56,985 UH, WELL, IT'S NUBBIN… NOTHING! 403 00:19:57,068 --> 00:19:59,279 UM… 404 00:19:59,362 --> 00:20:00,572 NO, I'M… 405 00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:02,365 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OKAY? 406 00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:07,328 EEW! 407 00:20:10,331 --> 00:20:12,667 OH, I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T COMING. 408 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:13,668 WHERE WERE YOU? 409 00:20:13,751 --> 00:20:15,336 COME HERE, COME HERE. 410 00:20:15,419 --> 00:20:16,421 OKAY. 411 00:20:16,504 --> 00:20:18,256 DON'T GET MAD, OKAY? 412 00:20:18,339 --> 00:20:21,802 DON'T GIVE ME A REASON TO GET MAD, OKAY? 413 00:20:21,885 --> 00:20:22,928 I PLAYED "SMELLY CAT" 414 00:20:23,011 --> 00:20:24,554 FOR THE PEOPLE AT MY OLD AD AGENCY. 415 00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:25,806 THEY WENT NUTS. 416 00:20:25,889 --> 00:20:27,515 NO… LOOK, I TOLD YOU 417 00:20:27,598 --> 00:20:29,434 THAT I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO TRY AND SELL IT 418 00:20:29,517 --> 00:20:30,852 AND YOU JUST… 419 00:20:30,935 --> 00:20:32,687 YOU BIG, FAT DID IT ANYWAY. 420 00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:33,730 UH… 421 00:20:33,813 --> 00:20:35,107 GOD, YOU KNOW WHAT? 422 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,817 I THINK FIVE YEARS AGO 423 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,486 I WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING TO PLAY WITH YOU 424 00:20:39,569 --> 00:20:41,696 BUT I CAN DO IT BY MYSELF 425 00:20:41,779 --> 00:20:43,448 AND IF I CAN'T TRUST YOU, THEN JUST FORGET IT. 426 00:20:43,531 --> 00:20:45,450 NO, NO. I DON'T WANT TO FORGET IT. 427 00:20:45,533 --> 00:20:47,619 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE. 428 00:20:47,702 --> 00:20:50,998 IF THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON THE PLANET TO YOU 429 00:20:51,081 --> 00:20:52,707 IS THIS CAT POOPY THING 430 00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:56,377 THEN, OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE "SMELLY CAT" 431 00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:57,587 BUT WE WON'T BE PARTNERS. 432 00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:58,880 OH. 433 00:20:58,963 --> 00:21:00,381 SO WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE? 434 00:21:13,061 --> 00:21:14,395 I'M SORRY, PHEEBS. 435 00:21:14,478 --> 00:21:16,189 YEAH. YOU OKAY? 436 00:21:17,732 --> 00:21:19,901 YEAH. I ACTUALLY AM, YEAH. 437 00:21:19,984 --> 00:21:21,611 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, LIFE'S GOING TO HAND YOU 438 00:21:21,694 --> 00:21:25,073 ALL KINDS OF STUFF, AND YOU LEARN YOUR LITTLE LESSONS 439 00:21:25,156 --> 00:21:26,950 AND HOPEFULLY, YOU GROW. 440 00:21:27,033 --> 00:21:27,951 YEAH. 441 00:21:28,034 --> 00:21:29,744 YOU WANT TO HEAR A NEW SONG? 442 00:21:29,827 --> 00:21:31,245 YEAH. I'D LOVE TO. 443 00:21:31,328 --> 00:21:33,414 OKAY. 444 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:45,551 THAT'S ALL I HAVE SO FAR. 445 00:21:50,807 --> 00:21:52,809 WOO WOO WOO WOO! 446 00:21:52,892 --> 00:21:53,810 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 447 00:21:53,893 --> 00:21:54,811 THE DOCTOR. 448 00:21:54,894 --> 00:21:55,812 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 449 00:21:55,895 --> 00:21:57,022 OH, YES. 450 00:21:57,105 --> 00:21:58,648 JUST HAD ME A LITTLE NUBBINECTOMY. 451 00:22:02,068 --> 00:22:02,986 YUP. 452 00:22:03,069 --> 00:22:05,279 TWO NIPPLES, NO WAITING. 453 00:22:05,362 --> 00:22:06,656 WOW. JUST LIKE RACHEL IN HIGH SCHOOL. 454 00:22:08,449 --> 00:22:11,619 WHAT? 455 00:22:11,702 --> 00:22:13,121 COME ON! I WAS KIDDING. 456 00:22:13,204 --> 00:22:14,789 IT WAS SUCH AN OBVIOUS JOKE. 457 00:22:14,872 --> 00:22:16,833 THAT WAS AN OBVIOUS JOKE 458 00:22:16,916 --> 00:22:18,126 AND I DIDN'T THINK OF IT. 459 00:22:18,209 --> 00:22:20,420 WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF IT? 460 00:22:20,503 --> 00:22:24,132 THE SOURCE OF ALL MY POWERS. 461 00:22:24,215 --> 00:22:26,341 OH, DEAR GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?