1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:01,978 DONE. 2 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:04,564 HEY. I NEED AN ATLAS. 3 00:00:04,647 --> 00:00:05,565 I NEED AN ATLAS. 4 00:00:05,648 --> 00:00:06,817 WHY? 5 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:08,151 DO YOU HAVE A REPORT DUE? 6 00:00:08,234 --> 00:00:10,821 I HAVE A DATE WITH THIS DIPLOMAT I MET 7 00:00:10,904 --> 00:00:14,407 WHILE I WAS GIVING FREE MASSAGES OUTSIDE THE U.N. 8 00:00:14,490 --> 00:00:16,534 AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE HIS COUNTRY IS. 9 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:20,037 OKAY, LET'S START WITH THE FREE MASSAGES AT THE U.N. 10 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,581 OH, IT'S MY NEW THING. 11 00:00:21,664 --> 00:00:24,041 I FIGURE, "BODIES AT PEACE MAKE PEACE." 12 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:25,919 WOW. YOU MIGHT JUST GET 13 00:00:26,002 --> 00:00:28,588 THE FIRST NOBEL PRIZE IN RUBBING. 14 00:00:28,671 --> 00:00:31,257 SO WHAT COUNTRY IS THIS GUY FROM? 15 00:00:31,340 --> 00:00:34,343 UM, ICHNECH… TRAIAN… ISTAN. 16 00:00:35,428 --> 00:00:37,096 THERE'S A "G" IN THERE. 17 00:00:37,179 --> 00:00:39,641 WHERE'S THAT? 18 00:00:39,724 --> 00:00:41,351 IN YOUR ATLAS. 19 00:00:41,434 --> 00:00:42,602 I DON'T HAVE AN ATLAS. 20 00:00:42,685 --> 00:00:44,103 OH, WELL, WAIT. 21 00:00:44,186 --> 00:00:45,772 I DO HAVE A GLOBE. 22 00:00:45,855 --> 00:00:47,983 SO, PHEEBS, WHAT'S THIS GUY LIKE? 23 00:00:48,066 --> 00:00:52,195 UM, WELL, HE'S VERY DASHING, YOU KNOW? 24 00:00:52,278 --> 00:00:54,531 AND, UM, VERY, VERY SOPHISTICATED. 25 00:00:54,614 --> 00:00:56,157 AND HE DOESN'T SPEAK ANY ENGLISH 26 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,952 BUT ACCORDING TO HIS TRANSLATOR, HE TOTALLY GETS ME. 27 00:01:00,286 --> 00:01:01,746 OKAY, HERE YOU GO. 28 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,790 WHAT IS THIS? 29 00:01:05,124 --> 00:01:07,210 IT'S A GLOBE… 30 00:01:07,293 --> 00:01:09,462 AND A PENCIL SHARPENER. 31 00:01:09,545 --> 00:01:11,381 OH. 32 00:01:11,464 --> 00:01:12,883 ANYBODY NEED ANYTHING COPIED? 33 00:01:12,966 --> 00:01:14,384 I'M GOING TO THE XEROX PLACE. 34 00:01:14,467 --> 00:01:16,260 OH, NO THANKS. 35 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:18,013 GIVE ME ANYTHING I CAN MAKE TWO OF. 36 00:01:18,096 --> 00:01:19,890 IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO COPY 37 00:01:19,973 --> 00:01:21,391 WHY ARE YOU GOING DOWN THERE? 38 00:01:21,474 --> 00:01:23,727 ARE YOU JUST GOING TO GAWK AT THAT HOT GIRL 39 00:01:23,810 --> 00:01:25,562 WITH THE BELLY BUTTON RING AGAIN? 40 00:01:25,645 --> 00:01:28,064 YEAH. DO YOU WANT TO COME? 41 00:01:29,315 --> 00:01:30,817 YEAH. 42 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,703 COME ON, CHLOE. 43 00:02:23,786 --> 00:02:25,538 FINISH UP WITH YOUR CUSTOMER FIRST. 44 00:02:25,621 --> 00:02:27,082 COME ON, CHLOE. 45 00:02:27,165 --> 00:02:28,583 COME ON, CHLOE. 46 00:02:28,666 --> 00:02:29,960 CAN I HELP YOU? 47 00:02:30,043 --> 00:02:30,961 UH-OH. 48 00:02:31,044 --> 00:02:32,545 UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 49 00:02:32,628 --> 00:02:35,423 WE'RE HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT OUR, UH, COPYING NEEDS 50 00:02:35,506 --> 00:02:38,384 AND WE'LL NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT. 51 00:02:40,218 --> 00:02:41,554 CHLOE, SWITCH WITH ME. 52 00:02:41,637 --> 00:02:43,890 THERE ARE SOME GUYS HERE WHO GOT A CRUSH ON YOU. 53 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:47,978 OKAY, THAT HURT US. 54 00:02:48,061 --> 00:02:50,228 HI. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THIS MORNING. 55 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,107 WELL, UH… 56 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:56,944 YOU KNOW. 57 00:02:58,236 --> 00:02:59,823 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING 58 00:02:59,906 --> 00:03:00,991 TOMORROW NIGHT? 59 00:03:01,074 --> 00:03:02,366 BOTH OF US? 60 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:05,078 MAYBE. DOES THAT SCARE YOU? 61 00:03:09,832 --> 00:03:12,627 RELAX. JUST ISAAC'S DEEJAYING AT THE PHILLY. 62 00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:13,628 YOU SHOULD COME. 63 00:03:13,711 --> 00:03:15,421 OH, WE'LL BE THERE. 64 00:03:15,504 --> 00:03:17,423 GREAT. I'LL, UH, SEE YOU THEN. 65 00:03:17,506 --> 00:03:19,383 ALL RIGHT. ROCK ON. 66 00:03:31,395 --> 00:03:33,648 HE SAYS THAT WALKING WITH YOU 67 00:03:33,731 --> 00:03:36,818 MAKES THIS STRANGE CITY FEEL LIKE HOME. 68 00:03:36,901 --> 00:03:39,320 OH. ME, TOO… 69 00:03:39,403 --> 00:03:41,656 ALTHOUGH THIS CITY IS MY HOME, SO… 70 00:03:41,739 --> 00:03:43,449 SO THAT'S DUMB, WHAT I SAID. 71 00:03:43,532 --> 00:03:45,284 DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT. 72 00:03:45,367 --> 00:03:48,412 JUST, YOU MAKE SOMETHING UP. 73 00:03:56,712 --> 00:03:59,382 NICE. THANK YOU. 74 00:03:59,465 --> 00:04:01,383 THIS IS ME, HERE. 75 00:04:03,719 --> 00:04:05,221 UH… 76 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:14,522 "YOUR EYES ARE VERY PRETTY." 77 00:04:14,605 --> 00:04:15,982 THANK YOU. 78 00:04:16,065 --> 00:04:17,150 VERY MUCH. 79 00:04:17,233 --> 00:04:18,609 OH, THANK YOU. 80 00:04:27,076 --> 00:04:29,912 HE WOULD LIKE TO KISS YOU. 81 00:04:33,249 --> 00:04:36,002 OKAY, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT NOW. 82 00:04:36,085 --> 00:04:37,003 OH, NO, NO, NO. 83 00:04:37,086 --> 00:04:38,421 NOT HIM. NO, YOU DON'T. 84 00:04:38,504 --> 00:04:40,422 OH. 85 00:04:42,341 --> 00:04:45,344 OKAY, WELL, THE MOMENT'S OVER. 86 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:55,271 OH. 87 00:04:55,354 --> 00:04:58,149 "OY." 88 00:05:00,026 --> 00:05:01,945 SEE, THERE IT IS, RIGHT THERE. 89 00:05:02,028 --> 00:05:04,321 WOW. IT'S SMALL. 90 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:05,949 YEAH, BUT SERGEI SAID 91 00:05:06,032 --> 00:05:08,201 IT TOOK THE GERMANS SIX WEEKS 92 00:05:08,284 --> 00:05:10,453 TO GET ALL THE WAY ACROSS IT. 93 00:05:10,536 --> 00:05:11,829 SO YOU HAD FUN, HUH? 94 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:12,956 YEAH. EXCEPT FOR… 95 00:05:13,039 --> 00:05:14,665 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE ON A DATE 96 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,793 AND YOU'RE GETTING ALONG REALLY GREAT 97 00:05:16,876 --> 00:05:19,712 BUT THE GUY'S TRANSLATOR KEEPS GETTING IN THE WAY? 98 00:05:19,795 --> 00:05:21,380 NO. 99 00:05:22,965 --> 00:05:23,883 HEY. 100 00:05:23,966 --> 00:05:25,135 IS RACH IN HER ROOM? 101 00:05:25,218 --> 00:05:26,761 OH, NO, SHE'S STILL AT WORK 102 00:05:26,844 --> 00:05:29,222 BUT SHE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU TO CALL HER. 103 00:05:29,305 --> 00:05:30,223 OH, WHAT? 104 00:05:30,306 --> 00:05:31,474 SHE'S CANCELING AGAIN? 105 00:05:31,557 --> 00:05:32,683 HOW CAN SHE DO THIS? 106 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,685 DOESN'T SHE KNOW IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY? 107 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,146 ALL RIGHT, ROSS. 108 00:05:36,229 --> 00:05:38,940 THIS IS THE EXTENT OF MY KNOWLEDGE ON THE SUBJECT. 109 00:05:39,023 --> 00:05:39,941 "CALL RACHEL." 110 00:05:40,024 --> 00:05:42,526 WHAT'S THAT ON THE BOTTOM? 111 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:46,239 OH, THAT'S MY DOODLE OF A LADY BUG WITH A TOP HAT. 112 00:05:46,322 --> 00:05:47,823 SHE'S FANCY. 113 00:05:51,409 --> 00:05:52,327 HELLO? 114 00:05:52,410 --> 00:05:53,328 Hey, honey. 115 00:05:53,411 --> 00:05:54,329 OH, HI. 116 00:05:54,412 --> 00:05:56,331 HI. WHAT'S GOING ON? 117 00:05:56,414 --> 00:05:58,042 THERE WAS A DISASTER IN SHIPPING 118 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,836 AND I'VE GOT TO GET THIS ORDER IN. 119 00:05:59,919 --> 00:06:02,755 I'M SO SORRY BUT IT LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT. 120 00:06:02,838 --> 00:06:04,257 WHAT, DO YOU… 121 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:05,758 HOW ABOUT I COME UP THERE? 122 00:06:05,841 --> 00:06:07,342 NO, NO, NO, NO. HONEY PLEASE. 123 00:06:07,425 --> 00:06:09,762 I'VE GOT… I JUST HAVE TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH. 124 00:06:09,845 --> 00:06:13,348 ANYWAY, I'M GOING OUT WITH SERGEI AGAIN TONIGHT. 125 00:06:13,431 --> 00:06:15,268 COULD YOU BE THE TRANSLATOR'S DATE 126 00:06:15,351 --> 00:06:16,519 SO THAT WHEN WE… 127 00:06:16,602 --> 00:06:18,855 YOU KNOW, IT'S TIME FOR OUR ALONE TIME… 128 00:06:18,938 --> 00:06:20,857 YOU TWO CAN SPLIT OFF? 129 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:22,859 YOU KNOW, HE'S RE… HE'S KIND OF CUTE. 130 00:06:22,942 --> 00:06:25,444 LIKE REALLY "KIND OF CUTE," OR "KIND OF CUTE" 131 00:06:25,527 --> 00:06:27,613 LIKE YOUR FRIEND "SPACKLE-BACK" LARRY? 132 00:06:27,696 --> 00:06:29,448 HEY, DON'T CALL HIM THAT. 133 00:06:29,531 --> 00:06:31,909 HIS NAME IS SPACKLE-BACK HARRY. 134 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,082 MAYBE WE SHOULD GET GOING. 135 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:40,293 WHAT TIME DID CHLOE SAY WE SHOULD GET THERE? 136 00:06:40,376 --> 00:06:41,294 UH, 10:30. 137 00:06:41,377 --> 00:06:42,962 WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 138 00:06:43,045 --> 00:06:44,964 4:30. 139 00:06:45,047 --> 00:06:47,091 YEAH, ALL RIGHT, SO WE'LL HANG OUT. 140 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:49,176 YEAH. 141 00:06:51,387 --> 00:06:54,224 HEY, REMEMBER WHEN SHE BROUGHT UP THAT THING ABOUT… 142 00:06:54,307 --> 00:06:55,766 YOU KNOW, THE THREE OF US? 143 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:58,602 YES. VIVIDLY. 144 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:00,313 SHE WAS KIDDING ABOUT THAT, RIGHT? 145 00:07:00,396 --> 00:07:02,356 YEAH, I THINK SO. 146 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,946 YEAH, I THINK SO. 147 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:11,115 GOD, IT WOULD BE WEIRD IF THAT SITUATION 148 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:12,783 PRESENTED ITSELF TONIGHT, HUH? 149 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:13,951 OH, YEAH. 150 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:17,288 YEAH, I MEAN, UH… 151 00:07:17,371 --> 00:07:20,791 WHAT-WHAT WOULD WE DO? 152 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:23,377 DUDE, I DON'T KNOW. 153 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:25,296 SHE WAS KIDDING. 154 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:26,297 YEAH. 155 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:27,298 SHE WAS… 156 00:07:27,381 --> 00:07:28,341 JUST IN CASE 157 00:07:28,424 --> 00:07:29,633 MAYBE WE SHOULD COME UP 158 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:31,261 WITH A SET OF GROUND RULES. 159 00:07:31,344 --> 00:07:32,511 YEAH, FOR SURE. 160 00:07:32,594 --> 00:07:34,805 OKAY. PROBABLY WANT 161 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,432 "NEVER OPEN YOUR EYES." 162 00:07:37,391 --> 00:07:39,185 YOU KNOW? 163 00:07:39,268 --> 00:07:43,147 BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE DOING SOMETHING 164 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,024 AND THEN LOOK UP, RIGHT? 165 00:07:45,107 --> 00:07:48,861 AND SEE SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SEEING, YOU KNOW? 166 00:07:48,944 --> 00:07:49,904 YEAH. GOOD CALL. 167 00:07:49,987 --> 00:07:50,905 NICE… 168 00:07:50,988 --> 00:07:53,908 HOLD IT. HOLD IT. 169 00:07:53,991 --> 00:07:57,745 WHAT IF MY EYES ARE CLOSED, AND… 170 00:07:57,828 --> 00:08:00,081 AND MY HAND IS OUT THERE… 171 00:08:00,164 --> 00:08:03,376 AH! OKAY. EYES OPEN AT ALL TIMES. 172 00:08:05,711 --> 00:08:09,590 OH, HEY. HOW DO WE DECIDE 173 00:08:09,673 --> 00:08:12,760 WHERE WE, YOU KNOW, EACH WOULD 174 00:08:12,843 --> 00:08:15,471 YOU KNOW… 175 00:08:15,554 --> 00:08:16,722 BE? 176 00:08:16,805 --> 00:08:17,848 RIGHT. RIGHT. 177 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:20,226 WELL, I, UH, WE COULD FLIP FOR IT. 178 00:08:20,309 --> 00:08:23,521 YEAH, I GUESS, BUT, LIKE, WHAT'S HEADS AND WHAT'S TAILS? 179 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:26,232 WELL, IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT 180 00:08:26,315 --> 00:08:28,484 THEN I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS WITH YOU. 181 00:08:32,863 --> 00:08:33,864 NO, NO, NO. NO. 182 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,616 I AM LOOKING AT A PURCHASE ORDER 183 00:08:35,699 --> 00:08:36,867 AND IT CLEARLY STATES 184 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,828 THAT WE ORDERED THE RIVIERA BIKINI 185 00:08:38,911 --> 00:08:42,957 IN A VARIETY OF SIZES AND COLORS, AND… 186 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,584 WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHAT I'M WEARING? 187 00:08:45,667 --> 00:08:47,837 COULD I PLEASE SPEAK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR? 188 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:49,255 THANK YOU. WE'RE HOLDING. 189 00:08:49,338 --> 00:08:50,340 HI. 190 00:08:50,423 --> 00:08:51,548 OH! OH, MY GOD. 191 00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:53,426 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 192 00:08:53,509 --> 00:08:56,095 YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T GO OUT SO… 193 00:08:56,178 --> 00:08:58,055 YOU BROUGHT A PICNIC. 194 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,390 OH. WHAT A BOYFRIEND. 195 00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:02,768 THAT'S IT. ON MONDAY I START WEARING MAKEUP. 196 00:09:02,851 --> 00:09:06,647 ROSS, HONEY, THIS IS VERY NICE, BUT I-I'VE GOT A CRISIS. 197 00:09:06,730 --> 00:09:08,316 YEAH, BUT I'VE GOT COUSCOUS. 198 00:09:08,399 --> 00:09:09,525 HONEY… 199 00:09:09,608 --> 00:09:10,734 HONEY, I'M SORRY. 200 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:12,528 I KNOW IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY 201 00:09:12,611 --> 00:09:15,990 BUT I TOLD YOU ON THE PHONE, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO STOP. 202 00:09:16,073 --> 00:09:17,700 OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO STOP. 203 00:09:17,783 --> 00:09:18,701 I'M INVISIBLE. 204 00:09:18,784 --> 00:09:19,702 I'M NOT HERE. 205 00:09:19,785 --> 00:09:21,537 YEAH, BUT, I DON'T… 206 00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:24,165 WHO APPROVED THAT ORDER? 207 00:09:24,248 --> 00:09:27,502 WELL, THERE IS NO MARK ROBINSON IN THIS OFFICE. 208 00:09:27,585 --> 00:09:28,919 GET ME MARK ON THE PHONE. 209 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:29,962 OH, I LOVE MARK. 210 00:09:30,045 --> 00:09:31,047 DO YOU KNOW MARK? 211 00:09:31,130 --> 00:09:32,715 YEAH. 212 00:09:32,798 --> 00:09:35,092 LET ME JUST CHECK THAT WITH WHAT I'VE GOT HERE. 213 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,387 038 IS NOT THE NUMBER FOR THIS STORE. 214 00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:38,845 038 IS ATLANTA, AND I… 215 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,185 PEPPER? 216 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,105 NONE FOR ME. 217 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,400 OKAY, SORRY POUR VOUS. 218 00:09:50,483 --> 00:09:53,819 I'M SORRY. AS I WAS SAYING, THE STORE NUMBER IS WRONG 219 00:09:53,902 --> 00:09:55,779 AND I'M SORRY, BUT THAT IS… 220 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:57,114 OH, MY GOD. ROSS! 221 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,615 GEEZ. OH, MY… 222 00:09:58,698 --> 00:09:59,950 GOD. 223 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,786 OKAY, IT'S FINE, IT'S FINE. 224 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:04,539 WHOA, YEAH. OH, YEAH. 225 00:10:04,622 --> 00:10:07,124 I'M SORRY. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 226 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:08,334 I'VE GOT SHEMP 227 00:10:08,417 --> 00:10:10,043 IN MY OFFICE. 228 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:12,338 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 229 00:10:12,421 --> 00:10:13,548 I'M SORRY, BUT, UM… 230 00:10:13,631 --> 00:10:15,883 HEY, WHOA, SOMEBODY'S OFF THE PHONE. 231 00:10:15,966 --> 00:10:18,177 HOW ABOUT A GLASS OF WINE BY THE FIRE? 232 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:20,346 I CAN GET IT GOING AGAIN IF YOU… 233 00:10:20,429 --> 00:10:22,390 ROSS, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. 234 00:10:22,473 --> 00:10:24,058 I DON'T HAVE TIME TO STOP. 235 00:10:24,141 --> 00:10:25,184 COME ON, RACH. 236 00:10:25,267 --> 00:10:27,186 YOU DON'T HAVE, WHAT, TEN MINUTES? 237 00:10:27,269 --> 00:10:29,397 SOPHIE, DOES SHE HAVE TEN MINUTES? 238 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,065 HEY, ROSS, I TOLD YOU, I DON'T. 239 00:10:31,148 --> 00:10:33,943 DON'T YELL. THIS IS THE MOST I'VE SEEN YOU ALL WEEK. 240 00:10:34,026 --> 00:10:36,404 LOOK, I CANNOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 241 00:10:36,487 --> 00:10:37,905 I HAVE GOT A DEADLINE. 242 00:10:37,988 --> 00:10:39,407 WOULD YOU JUST GO HOME? 243 00:10:39,490 --> 00:10:40,866 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 244 00:10:40,949 --> 00:10:41,992 YEAH, BUT WHY… 245 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,619 GOOD-BYE. 246 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,210 UH, ACTUALLY 247 00:10:51,293 --> 00:10:53,337 THAT'S OUR THREE-HOLE PUNCH. 248 00:10:58,592 --> 00:10:59,510 HEY. 249 00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:01,178 HI. 250 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,347 LOOK, UM, ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER… 251 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:04,390 UH, WELL, I… 252 00:11:04,473 --> 00:11:06,016 I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND. 253 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,060 YOU WERE… YOU WERE STRESSED. 254 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:14,525 I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO APOLOGIZE TO ME. 255 00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:17,736 FOR WHAT? FOR LETTING YOU THROW ME OUT OF YOUR OFFICE? 256 00:11:17,819 --> 00:11:20,990 YOU HAD NO RIGHT COMING DOWN TO MY OFFICE, ROSS. 257 00:11:21,073 --> 00:11:24,535 YOU DO NOT BRING A PICNIC BASKET TO SOMEBODY'S WORK 258 00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:27,162 UNLESS MAYBE THEY WERE A PARK RANGER. 259 00:11:29,039 --> 00:11:30,791 YEAH, WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING 260 00:11:30,874 --> 00:11:33,461 TO BE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND ON OUR ANNIVERSARY. 261 00:11:33,544 --> 00:11:34,878 BOY, WHAT AN ASS AM I. 262 00:11:36,213 --> 00:11:39,049 BUT I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T HAVE THE TIME. 263 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,384 YOU NEVER HAVE THE TIME. 264 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,636 I DON'T FEEL LIKE 265 00:11:41,719 --> 00:11:43,638 I EVEN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE, RACHEL. 266 00:11:43,721 --> 00:11:45,598 ROSS, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 267 00:11:45,681 --> 00:11:47,057 YOU WANT ME TO QUIT MY JOB 268 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,185 SO YOU CAN FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 269 00:11:49,268 --> 00:11:50,394 NO, BUT IT WOULD BE NICE 270 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,313 IF YOU'D REALIZE THAT IT'S JUST A JOB. 271 00:11:52,396 --> 00:11:55,608 JUST… A JOB? 272 00:11:55,691 --> 00:11:56,817 YES. 273 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,195 DO YOU REALIZE THAT I'M DOING SOMETHING 274 00:11:59,278 --> 00:12:00,655 I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT? 275 00:12:00,738 --> 00:12:02,239 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE 276 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,699 I'M DOING SOMETHING THAT I'M ACTUALLY GOOD AT. 277 00:12:04,782 --> 00:12:06,035 IF YOU DON'T GET THAT… 278 00:12:06,118 --> 00:12:07,662 NO, HEY, I GET THAT BIG TIME 279 00:12:07,745 --> 00:12:09,205 AND I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, BUT I'M TIRED OF HAVING 280 00:12:09,288 --> 00:12:11,207 A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE, OKAY? 281 00:12:11,290 --> 00:12:12,583 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE. 282 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,668 WELL, NEITHER DO I. 283 00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:18,005 IS THIS ABOUT MARK? 284 00:12:18,088 --> 00:12:20,757 HUH… OH, MY GOD. 285 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:21,800 OKAY, IT'S NOT. 286 00:12:21,883 --> 00:12:22,801 OH, MY GOD. 287 00:12:22,884 --> 00:12:24,554 I CANNOT KEEP HAVING 288 00:12:24,637 --> 00:12:27,848 THIS SAME FIGHT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, ROSS. 289 00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:29,684 NO. YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOO HARD. 290 00:12:29,767 --> 00:12:31,060 I'M MAKING THIS TOO HARD? 291 00:12:31,143 --> 00:12:32,061 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 292 00:12:32,144 --> 00:12:33,688 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 293 00:12:33,771 --> 00:12:36,190 LOOK, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TAKE A BREAK. 294 00:12:36,273 --> 00:12:38,025 OKAY, OKAY, FINE. YOU'RE RIGHT. 295 00:12:38,108 --> 00:12:39,776 LET'S, UH, LET'S TAKE A BREAK. 296 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,070 LET'S COOL OFF, OKAY? 297 00:12:41,153 --> 00:12:44,699 LET'S GET SOME FROZEN YOGURT OR SOMETHING. 298 00:12:44,782 --> 00:12:46,617 NO. 299 00:12:49,745 --> 00:12:51,829 A BREAK FROM US. 300 00:13:05,177 --> 00:13:07,846 …AND THE ADVANCES IN COLLATING IN THE PAST FIVE YEARS… PHEW. 301 00:13:07,929 --> 00:13:10,765 I MEAN, WE JUST GOT IN AN X-5000, YOU KNOW? 302 00:13:10,848 --> 00:13:13,644 THE X-5000 MAKES AN X-50 LOOK LIKE A T-71. 303 00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:15,979 OH! 304 00:13:17,481 --> 00:13:19,108 HEY, IT'S THE DINOSAUR GUY. 305 00:13:19,191 --> 00:13:20,735 HI, ROSS. 306 00:13:20,818 --> 00:13:22,069 OH, HI, CHLOE. 307 00:13:22,152 --> 00:13:24,738 I WANT YOU TO MEET SOME FRIENDS OF MINE. 308 00:13:26,948 --> 00:13:28,367 THIS GUY'S MY HERO. 309 00:13:28,450 --> 00:13:30,994 HE COMES IN WITH SOME STUFF, WANTS IT BLOWN UP 400%. 310 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:32,413 WE SAY, "WE DON'T DO THAT." 311 00:13:32,496 --> 00:13:34,498 HE SAYS, "YOU GOT TO," AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 312 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,125 WE DID IT… AND NOW 313 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:39,462 ANY TIME ANYBODY WANTS 400, WE JUST SAY, "LET'S ROSS IT." 314 00:13:39,545 --> 00:13:42,423 AND THAT'S THE ONLY COLOR THAT COMES IN. 315 00:13:42,506 --> 00:13:45,092 YO, CHLOE, DO YOU HAVE A QUARTER 316 00:13:45,175 --> 00:13:47,177 FOR THE CONDOM MACHINE? 317 00:13:50,806 --> 00:13:52,141 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 318 00:13:52,224 --> 00:13:53,309 I THOUGHT TONIGHT WAS 319 00:13:53,392 --> 00:13:54,893 YOUR BIG ANNIVERSARY DINNER. 320 00:13:54,976 --> 00:13:56,562 YEAH, A LITTLE CHANGE OF PLANS. 321 00:13:56,645 --> 00:13:58,522 UH, WE'RE GOING TO BREAK UP INSTEAD. 322 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,191 CAN I GET A…? 323 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,611 OH, AND I CAN ALSO SPEAK A LITTLE FRENCH. 324 00:14:03,694 --> 00:14:06,488 VOULEZ VOUS COUCHEZ AVEC MOI, CE SOIR? 325 00:14:08,198 --> 00:14:09,824 WHY? WHAT DID I SAY? 326 00:14:09,907 --> 00:14:11,118 WELL, YOU JUST ASKED 327 00:14:11,201 --> 00:14:13,870 IF I WANTED TO GO TO BED WITH YOU TONIGHT. 328 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,831 OH, MY GOD. 329 00:14:15,914 --> 00:14:18,542 NO WONDER I GET SUCH GREAT SERVICE 330 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:19,918 AT CAFE MAURICE. 331 00:14:22,045 --> 00:14:24,173 KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK. HI. 332 00:14:24,256 --> 00:14:26,801 UM, COULD YOU PLEASE TELL SERGEI THAT, UM… 333 00:14:26,884 --> 00:14:29,804 I WAS FASCINATED BY WHAT BOUTROS BOUTROS-GHALI SAID 334 00:14:29,887 --> 00:14:31,179 IN THE NEW YORK TIMES? 335 00:14:34,266 --> 00:14:36,811 YOU DIDN'T SAY "BOUTROS-BOUTROS GHALI." 336 00:14:36,894 --> 00:14:39,855 BOUTROS-BOUTROS GHALI. 337 00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:43,317 HE SAYS HE WAS, TOO. 338 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,944 INTERESTING. 339 00:14:46,027 --> 00:14:47,488 UH, SO, I WAS WONDERING… 340 00:14:47,571 --> 00:14:48,823 OKAY, HEY, BEFORE YOU GET 341 00:14:48,906 --> 00:14:50,741 ALL TALKY AGAIN 342 00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:54,953 COULD YOU ALSO PLEASE TELL SERGEI THAT… 343 00:14:55,036 --> 00:14:58,415 I REALLY LIKE HIS SUIT. 344 00:15:10,594 --> 00:15:12,805 UH, HE SAID THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 345 00:15:12,888 --> 00:15:14,849 HE THINKS YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY TONIGHT. 346 00:15:14,932 --> 00:15:16,433 YOUR HAIR GOLDEN LIKE THE SUN. 347 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,434 SO, YOU'RE A CHEF? 348 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,435 MM-HMM. 349 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:19,603 I'M ALSO THINKING 350 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,230 OF OPENING UP MY OWN RESTAURANT. 351 00:15:21,313 --> 00:15:22,231 OH, REALLY? 352 00:15:22,314 --> 00:15:23,774 MONICA, COULD I TALK TO YOU 353 00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,150 BEHIND MY MENU, PLEASE? 354 00:15:27,611 --> 00:15:28,987 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 355 00:15:29,070 --> 00:15:31,490 WELL, I WAS HAVING A CONVERSATION. 356 00:15:31,573 --> 00:15:33,200 BUT MISCHA IS SO INTERESTED IN YOU 357 00:15:33,283 --> 00:15:36,328 SERGEI AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SAY TWO WORDS TO EACH OTHER. 358 00:15:36,411 --> 00:15:38,163 DO YOU WANT ME TO SIT HERE SILENTLY 359 00:15:38,246 --> 00:15:40,082 WHILE YOU THREE HAVE A CONVERSATION? 360 00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:42,000 THAT WOULD BE GREAT. THANK YOU. 361 00:15:48,924 --> 00:15:49,842 HELLO? 362 00:15:49,925 --> 00:15:51,176 OH, HI. 363 00:15:51,259 --> 00:15:52,386 IT'S MARK. 364 00:15:52,469 --> 00:15:53,387 OH. 365 00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:54,388 What? 366 00:15:54,471 --> 00:15:56,432 IS IT MY BREATH? 367 00:15:56,515 --> 00:15:59,727 NO. SORRY. I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEBODY ELSE. HI. 368 00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:02,271 HI. LOOK, I WAS JUST GOING TO LEAVE A MESSAGE. 369 00:16:02,354 --> 00:16:04,607 ISN'T TONIGHT YOUR BIG ANNIVERSARY DINNER? 370 00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:05,608 WELL… 371 00:16:05,691 --> 00:16:06,650 WELL, UM… 372 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:09,528 RACH, ARE YOU OKAY? 373 00:16:09,611 --> 00:16:11,739 YEAH. I'M FINE. 374 00:16:11,822 --> 00:16:13,073 You want to talk? 375 00:16:13,156 --> 00:16:14,283 I can come over. 376 00:16:14,366 --> 00:16:15,576 NO. REALLY, NO. 377 00:16:15,659 --> 00:16:16,577 PLEASE. 378 00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:17,870 THAT'S-THAT'S OKAY. 379 00:16:17,953 --> 00:16:19,747 I'M COMING OVER AND BRINGING CHINESE FOOD. 380 00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:21,457 OH, I'M NOT HUNGRY. 381 00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:22,458 It's for me. 382 00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:23,459 OH. 383 00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:24,460 Okay. 384 00:16:24,543 --> 00:16:25,836 OKAY. BYE. 385 00:16:29,339 --> 00:16:31,258 WELL, SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 386 00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:32,593 WHAT CAN I DO? 387 00:16:32,676 --> 00:16:34,595 ONE PERSON WANTS TO BREAK UP, YOU BREAK UP. 388 00:16:34,678 --> 00:16:35,596 HEY, NO WAY. 389 00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:36,597 THIS IS YOU GUYS. 390 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:37,807 CALL HER AND WORK IT OUT. 391 00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:38,808 COME ON. 392 00:16:38,891 --> 00:16:40,267 WE JUST HAD THIS HUGE FIGHT. 393 00:16:40,350 --> 00:16:41,769 DON'T I HAVE TO WAIT A WHILE? 394 00:16:41,852 --> 00:16:44,647 HEY, THIS ISN'T LIKE SWIMMING AFTER YOU EAT. 395 00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:47,065 PICK UP THE PHONE. 396 00:16:50,527 --> 00:16:52,655 THAT WHOLE SWIMMING THING IS A MYTH. 397 00:16:52,738 --> 00:16:54,824 YEAH, TELL THAT TO MY UNCLE LENNY. 398 00:16:54,907 --> 00:16:57,660 WHY, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? 399 00:16:57,743 --> 00:17:00,704 NOTHING. HE JUST REALLY BELIEVES IN THAT. 400 00:17:02,372 --> 00:17:03,540 OH, AND THEN WE GOT INTO 401 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,708 THIS BIG, STUPID FIGHT 402 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:05,709 AND I JUST… 403 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:06,836 IT WAS AWFUL. 404 00:17:06,919 --> 00:17:08,253 I TOLD HIM HE TREATS ME 405 00:17:08,336 --> 00:17:10,172 LIKE A PARK RANGER OR SOMETHING… 406 00:17:10,255 --> 00:17:11,465 OH… 407 00:17:11,548 --> 00:17:13,133 AND THEN… 408 00:17:13,216 --> 00:17:16,720 I TOLD HIM I WANTED TO TAKE A BREAK. 409 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,807 I DON'T WANT TO TAKE A BREAK. 410 00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:21,558 OH, I'M SORRY. 411 00:17:22,601 --> 00:17:23,727 EGG ROLL? 412 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,813 NO. 413 00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:29,525 AND THEN I CALLED HIM AND HE WASN'T THERE. 414 00:17:29,608 --> 00:17:31,318 WELL, HE'S PROBABLY JUST OUT. 415 00:17:31,401 --> 00:17:32,361 OH, THANK YOU. 416 00:17:32,444 --> 00:17:33,654 THAT'S VERY HELPFUL. 417 00:17:33,737 --> 00:17:35,321 I'M GLAD YOU CAME OVER. 418 00:17:38,951 --> 00:17:40,076 HELLO. 419 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,704 HI, IT'S ME. 420 00:17:41,787 --> 00:17:42,788 HI. 421 00:17:42,871 --> 00:17:44,540 OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU CALLED. 422 00:17:44,623 --> 00:17:45,624 Really? 423 00:17:45,707 --> 00:17:47,250 I'VE BEEN THINKING THIS IS CRAZY. 424 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,085 DON'T YOU THINK WE CAN WORK ON THIS? 425 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,797 HEY, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DRINK? 426 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,131 WHO'S THAT? 427 00:17:53,214 --> 00:17:56,677 NOBODY. 428 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,178 IS IT OKAY IF I FINISH 429 00:17:58,261 --> 00:17:59,429 THE APPLE JUICE? 430 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,181 IS THAT MARK? 431 00:18:01,264 --> 00:18:04,059 OH, HONEY, LOOK, HE JUST CAME OVER… 432 00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:05,560 YEAH, GOT IT. 433 00:18:10,983 --> 00:18:12,192 HEY, DINOSAUR GUY… 434 00:18:12,275 --> 00:18:13,694 LOOK AT YOU SO SAD. 435 00:18:13,777 --> 00:18:14,904 COME DANCE. 436 00:18:14,987 --> 00:18:16,655 OH, THAT'S OKAY, THANKS. 437 00:18:16,738 --> 00:18:17,656 HEY… 438 00:18:17,739 --> 00:18:19,575 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SMILE. 439 00:18:19,658 --> 00:18:21,618 YOU JUST HAVE TO DANCE. 440 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:22,953 I DON'T FEEL LIKE DANCING. 441 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:24,371 I FEEL LIKE HAVING A DRINK. 442 00:18:24,454 --> 00:18:25,414 OH, OKAY. 443 00:18:25,497 --> 00:18:27,124 HEY, TWO BEERS. 444 00:18:29,126 --> 00:18:31,712 AND THE VET SAID IT WAS TIME 445 00:18:31,795 --> 00:18:34,381 AND SO, FROM HALF A WORLD AWAY 446 00:18:34,464 --> 00:18:37,634 WHILE MY MOTHER HELD THE PHONE TO HIS EAR 447 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,012 I SAID GOOD-BYE TO MY DOG… 448 00:18:40,095 --> 00:18:42,472 IN SEVEN LANGUAGES. 449 00:18:44,349 --> 00:18:45,642 COULD I HAVE A TISSUE? 450 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,643 OH, YEAH, SURE. 451 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:47,644 I JUST HOPE 452 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,938 YOU DON'T ACCIDENTALLY 453 00:18:49,021 --> 00:18:50,731 SUCK IT UP THROUGH YOUR NOSE 454 00:18:50,814 --> 00:18:52,273 AND CHOKE ON IT. 455 00:18:56,486 --> 00:18:59,197 SERGEI WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE 456 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,450 FOR MY BEHAVIOR TONIGHT. 457 00:19:01,533 --> 00:19:05,244 WELL, TELL HIM APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 458 00:19:07,497 --> 00:19:09,124 OH, HE'S UNBELIEVABLE 459 00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:11,585 I MEAN, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THREE YEARS 460 00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:13,754 SOMEONE ACTUALLY WANTS TO TALK TO ME 461 00:19:13,837 --> 00:19:16,465 BUT DO YOU THINK HE WOULD LET ME ENJOY THAT? NO. 462 00:19:16,548 --> 00:19:17,800 YOU SILLY DIPLOMAT. 463 00:19:17,883 --> 00:19:20,343 WHY DON'T YOU LEARN SOME ENGLISH, SERGEI? 464 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:23,555 EXCUSE ME, BUT, UM 465 00:19:23,638 --> 00:19:25,975 ISN'T HE PAYING FOR YOUR DINNER? 466 00:19:26,058 --> 00:19:28,185 HEY, THE MAN'S DOG JUST DIED. 467 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,330 I HAVE JUST RESIGNED MY POST. 468 00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:50,958 WOULD YOU CARE TO ACCOMPANY ME TO THE RAINBOW ROOM? 469 00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:52,918 I HAVE DIPLOMATIC COUPONS. 470 00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:57,923 WELL, IT WILL BE MY PLEASURE. 471 00:19:58,006 --> 00:20:00,550 MY GUY HAS COUPONS. 472 00:20:02,177 --> 00:20:04,179 YOUR GUY CAN'T EVEN SAY "COUPONS." 473 00:20:08,934 --> 00:20:11,561 UH… 474 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,147 PLATE. 475 00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:14,148 PLATE, YES! 476 00:20:14,231 --> 00:20:15,816 PLATE! PLATE! 477 00:20:15,899 --> 00:20:16,900 PLATE. 478 00:20:19,111 --> 00:20:21,196 SEE? WE DON'T NEED THEM. 479 00:20:23,615 --> 00:20:24,574 PLATE? 480 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,409 YEAH. 481 00:20:35,877 --> 00:20:37,504 I LIKE THIS SONG. 482 00:20:37,587 --> 00:20:41,216 WELL, YOU'RE PRACTICALLY DANCING ALREADY. 483 00:20:41,299 --> 00:20:43,844 WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO IT OVER HERE? 484 00:20:43,927 --> 00:20:45,054 OH, NO. 485 00:20:45,137 --> 00:20:46,512 WHAT, ARE YOU MARRIED? 486 00:20:47,889 --> 00:20:49,057 'CAUSE THAT'S OKAY. 487 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:08,118 OH, BE HOME, BE HOME, BE HOME, BE HOME, BE HOME, BE HOME. 488 00:21:09,286 --> 00:21:11,412 BE HOME, BE HOME, BE HOME. 489 00:21:13,623 --> 00:21:15,625 YOU'RE NOT HOME. 490 00:21:26,136 --> 00:21:27,971 STILL NO SMILE? 491 00:22:05,550 --> 00:22:07,427 UH… AMERI-GHEN. 492 00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:08,678 AMERI-CANE. 493 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:09,512 AMERI-GHEN. 494 00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:10,680 AMERI-GHEN. 495 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,599 YOU KNOW, IT'S A VERY HARD LANGUAGE. 496 00:22:12,682 --> 00:22:13,600 SLOWER… 497 00:22:13,683 --> 00:22:14,893 LET'S DO IT AGAIN.