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You want me to quit my job so you
can feel like you have a girlfriend?

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–Is this about Mark?
–Oh, my God.

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–Okay, it's not.
–Oh, my God.

4
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I cannot keep having
this fight with you!

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Look, ugh,
maybe we should just take a break.

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Fine. You're right.
Let's, uh, take a break.

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–Let's get some frozen yogurt.
– No.

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A break from us.

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Then we had this big fight,
and I said I wanted to take a break.

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I don't want to take a break.

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This is crazy.

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Can't we work on this?

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What do you want to drink?

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Who's that?

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Nobody.

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–Is that Mark?
–Honey, look, he just…

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Yeah. Got it!

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Hey, come dance.
What are you, married?

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–Ha, ha.
–Because that's okay.

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–Hey.
–Hey.

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How was the big anniversary dinner?

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Well, we never actually got to dinner.

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Ha, ha, oh. Nice.

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We kind of broke up instead.

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What? Aah!

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My God! It's on the ceiling!

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That's okay.

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This is more important than fruit

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on my ceiling.

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You broke up?

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Yeah, but it's okay because
when Ross left, Mark came over.

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–Oh, no! You and Mark?
–No, it's okay. Calm down.

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Mark and I talked

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and I realized how much
I love your stupid brother.

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We got our problems,
but I really wanna make it work.

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Morning!

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Hi, it's me.

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I've been trying to reach you all night.
I feel awful.

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Please, Ross, you've got to know,
there's nothing between me and Mark.

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This whole breakup thing
is just stupid.

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Ugh, I'm sorry I put you through it.

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And I don't want to get
back together over a machine.

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Mm–mm.

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So I love you.

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I love you.

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And you know what?
I'm gonna go to bed now

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but on my way to work tomorrow,
I'll stop by around 8:30. Bye.

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Chloe, how's it coming?

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What kind of puppy do you think
I should get?

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Um, oh, hey. I don't know.
How about a big one?

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–But my apartment's so––
–Then a small one.

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–We have to go.
–Wait! Where's my shoes?

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You need shoes?

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–Do I know why we're rushing?
–You know my girlfriend?

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It turns out that she, uh,
wants to get back together.

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I found it!

57
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That's so great for you guys!

58
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You must be so happy!

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Yes, I am.
One of the many things I'm feeling.

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–Good luck with your girlfriend.
–Oh, thank you. Ah, eh.

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Rachel!

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–You got my message?
–You are right on time!

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So can I be your girlfriend again?

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Yes, you can. Very much.

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Ah, ah.

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–Hey.
–Hey.

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–Why are you mopping your ceiling?
–Ugh, there's banana on it.

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I have the spirit
of an old Indian woman living in mine.

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So then you know.

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The mailman was here,
so I brought your mail.

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–Oh, good. Thanks.
–Now, what is Fabutech?

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Okay. Don't judge me too much, okay?

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I saw this infomercial,
and, um, I swear I have never

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bought anything on TV before.

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Except for this mop.

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But there was this stuff on leg–waxing,
it looked amazing.

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–Waxine!
–Yes! Have you seen it?

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It's incredible!
I want to be a Waxine Girl!

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I know!

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God! Do you think it really doesn't hurt?
How can they do that?

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Hello! Organic substances recently
discovered in the rain forest?

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They have the best stuff in there.

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God!

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We figured when we couldn't find you,
you'd gone to make up with Rachel.

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Which is probably what
you should have done, huh? Heh.

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You think?

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God, I'm in hell.
I mean, what am I gonna do?

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Rachel's all "I love you,"
and all I can think about

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is what is she gonna do
when I tell her what I did?

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First, we should address
the more important question

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how dumb are you?

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What? Look, we're trying to rebuild
a relationship here, right?

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How am I supposed to do that
without being honest?

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I'm on board about
the total–honesty thing. I am.

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Just not about stuff
that's gonna get you in trouble.

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He's right. Nobody benefits,
and you'll just hurt her.

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And there won't be a relationship
left to rebuild.

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Don't you think––

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If you have to tell her,
at least wait till the timing's right.

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And that's what deathbeds are for.

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–Yeah, okay.
–All right.

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Okay. Now, we just have to make sure
she doesn't find out some other way.

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Did you think about the trail?

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What trail?

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From the woman you did it with

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to the woman you hope
never finds out you did it!

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Always think about the trail!

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I don't think there's any trail.

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Okay, okay.

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Chloe works with that guy, Isaac.

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Isaac's sister is Jasmine, who works
at the massage place with Phoebe.

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Phoebe is Rachel's friend,
and that's the trail! I did it!

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"After applying the Waxine
and linen strips to leg––"

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–Did that!
–Okay.

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"Grasp the linen strip by its tab

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and pull it off in one quick

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–pain–free motion."
–Okay.

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Ow!

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Was it not "pain–free"?

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No, it was pain–ful!

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My God, they should call it
"Pain–zine, now with a little wax."

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The girls on the commercial
don't seem to think it's that bad.

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Because their nerves are
deadened from being so stupid.

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But, you know, if you don't
believe me, please be my guest.

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Ow, ow, ow! Oh, my God!

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Now are you glad we didn't start
with the bikini strips?

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Chloe, hi.

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Is this about me taking your watch?

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–You took my watch?
–I'm sorry. I do that.

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You keep it.
Listen, did you tell anyone about us?

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Oh, no. I feel like it really
isn't anybody's business.

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Exactly. So you didn't
mention anything to Isaac?

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–Oh, I tell Isaac everything.
–You do? Of course you do.

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Hi, Isaac.
You know, we haven't actually met.

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You dog!

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Yes, I suppose I am a dog.
But see, I happen to have a girlfriend.

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Right. Rachel from the coffee place.

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That's the one.
Listen, I don't want to hurt her.

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Oh, hey, man, I know.
It doesn't matter how much we love them.

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Monogamy is too cruel a rule.

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Yeah. Listen, can you keep
this information to yourself?

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Oh, no problem.
We gotta look out for each other.

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We're the same, you and me.

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Actually, no, we're not. Heh.

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Yeah, we are.

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No, we're not.

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Yeah, we are.

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No, we're not.

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–Okay, we're not.
–Right.

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But we are.

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Fine. I just need to know
that you're not gonna tell your sister.

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I can promise not to tell her again.

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–Jasmine?
–Uh–huh.

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We met at Phoebe's birthday party.
I'm Ross Geller.

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You did a bad thing!

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–Yes, I did.
–Very bad!

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–Very bad.
–Very, very bad!

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I'm agreeing with you.

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Listen, did you happen
to tell Phoebe yet?

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–No.
–Okay. Jasmine.

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Please. Please don't.

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00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:11,166
I love my girlfriend very much
and I want to work it out with her.

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All right.

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00:10:14,708 --> 00:10:16,416
Thank you. Thank you.

166
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:20,583
But you should talk to my roommate.
I told him, and he knows Phoebe too.

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00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,291
Who's your roommate?

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00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:23,458
Gunther! Gunther!

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00:10:26,291 --> 00:10:30,208
Tell me you didn't tell Rachel about
me and the girl from the copy place.

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I'm sorry.

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Was I not supposed to?

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–Ow! Ow!
–Ow! Ow!

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Ow, ow, ow!

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We're all right.

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It's okay. It's okay.

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–Ooh! We were just waxing our legs.
–Off?

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00:11:02,916 --> 00:11:07,416
For your information, this is a pain
like no man will ever experience.

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You can't make that statement
unless you've been kicked in an area

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that God only meant
to be treated nicely.

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Women just have a lower threshold
for pain than men, that's all.

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I mean, come on,
it's just a little wax. Heh.

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Oh, yeah? Come here.

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Oh, that's mature.

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–So now I just pull it off?
–Uh–huh.

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That's right.

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00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:41,125
Rachel, come on. Just talk to me. Please!

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– I can't look at you right now.
–What?

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Nothing. Nothing.

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–She said it was okay.
–What are they talking about?

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–Just get away from me!
–I made a mistake, okay?

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A mistake? What were you trying
to put it in? Her purse?

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Whe–– Where did he put it?

193
00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:09,125
You had sex with another woman!

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00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:11,333
–Oh, my God!
–Oh––

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I knew something was wrong because
my nails didn't grow at all yesterday.

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I guess they had a fight,
and he got drunk––

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You guys knew about this
and didn't tell us?

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He has sex,
and we get hit in our heads!

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–I want you to leave! Get out! Now!
–No! No!

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00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,291
I want to stay and talk about this.

201
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:34,416
Okay! All right. How was she?

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Uh–oh.

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00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:41,541
–What?
–Was she good?

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00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:42,791
Don't answer that.

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00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,625
You said you wanted to talk about it.
Let's talk. How was she?

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–She was…
–Awful.

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00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:55,333
–She was not good.
–Horrible. Nothing compared to you.

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She–– She was different.

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00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:00,291
– Ooh.
– Uh–oh.

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00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,416
Good different?

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00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:06,375
Nobody likes change.

212
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:10,416
–Just stop!
–What? Okay! Okay! Okay!

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00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,500
Should we do something?

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00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,333
Yeah. Never cheat on Rachel.

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00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:20,875
I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry.
I was disgusted with myself

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00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:23,583
and this morning I was upset

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and then I got your message,
and I was so happy.

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00:13:25,541 --> 00:13:28,833
And all I wanted was to get her out
of my apartment––

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00:13:28,916 --> 00:13:31,875
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Wait a minute.

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What time did your little friend leave?

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Uh––

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00:13:39,916 --> 00:13:42,916
Oh, my God. She was there?
She was still there?

223
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,083
She was in there when I was in there?

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Listen, the important thing is,
she meant nothing to me.

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00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:57,583
And yet she was worth
jeopardizing our relationship!

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I didn't think
there was a relationship.

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00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:04,083
–We'd broken up.
–We were on a break.

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00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:07,833
That, for all I knew, could last forever.
That is a breakup.

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00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:09,875
You're gonna get out of this
on a technicality?

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00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:12,333
I'm not trying to "get out" of anything.

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00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,375
I thought our relationship was dead.

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00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:17,416
Well, you sure had a hell of a time
at the wake.

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00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:22,458
I don't think we should listen
to this anymore.

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00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:24,625
What are you doing?
We can't go out.

235
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,708
Why not? I'm hungry.

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00:14:28,541 --> 00:14:30,625
Because they'll know
we've been listening.

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00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:33,625
God! And to have to hear about it
from Gunther!

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00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:38,416
Come on, I ran all over the place trying
to make sure that didn't happen!

239
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,625
Oh, that is so sweet.

240
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,125
I think I'm falling in love with you
all over again.

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00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:52,958
We can go out.
They have other things to worry about.

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00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:54,333
We'll be fine.

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00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:57,958
Rachel, I wanted to tell you.
I thought I should.

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And then Chandler and Joey
convinced me not to!

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Wax the door shut.
We're never leaving.

246
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:13,625
It's Phoebe. Someone has to take
my 9:00 with Mr. Rehak

247
00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:16,416
because it's 9:15 now,
and I'm not there.

248
00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:22,125
None of this would've happened
if I didn't think

249
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:24,083
you were having sex with Mark.

250
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:25,958
All right.

251
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:31,208
Let's say I had slept with Mark.
Would you have been able to forgive me?

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00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:35,458
Yes, I would.

253
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:42,416
You'd be okay if Mark had kissed me
and been naked with me

254
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,000
and made love to me?

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00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:46,541
Yes.

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00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:51,541
If you knew that our hot, sweaty,
writhing bodies were––

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00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:54,125
La, la, la, la, la, la!

258
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:59,833
Okay. Okay, yeah.
I would have been devastated

259
00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,666
but I would still want
to be with you.

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Because, I mean, it's you.

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00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,708
Aw.

262
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,500
What?

263
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,583
Come on, tell me what you're thinking.

264
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,583
I'm thinking…

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00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:28,875
I'm gonna order a pizza.

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00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,208
Order a pizza, like…

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00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:37,000
"I forgive you"?

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00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:43,750
Oh, man!

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Pizza?

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00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,375
I like pizza.

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00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:51,250
Put olives on the pizza.

272
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,375
We could eat the wax! It's organic!

273
00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:02,000
Oh, great. Food with hair on it.

274
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,958
No, not the used wax.

275
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:08,083
Because that would be crazy?

276
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:15,333
Could I get in on that?
Because I'm kind of hungry myself.

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00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:16,666
Fine.

278
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:19,625
Yes, I'd like to order a large pizza.

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00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:22,916
–No anchovies.
–With, uh, extra anchovies.

280
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:25,375
That's okay. I'll pick them off.

281
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:28,541
And could you chop some up
and put it right in the sauce?

282
00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:37,083
You can have the last piece
if you want.

283
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:40,708
Well, I should think so.
You slept with someone.

284
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,041
They're gonna get through this,
aren't they?

285
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,833
Yeah. Come on, it's Ross and Rachel.

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00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:00,375
They've got to.

287
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,708
What if they don't?

288
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:09,625
You think I need a new walk?

289
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:14,666
What?

290
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:17,625
Well, I've been walking
the same way since high school.

291
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:23,000
You know how some guys walk into
a room and everybody takes notice?

292
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:25,208
I think I need a take–notice walk.

293
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:28,250
Are you actually saying these words?

294
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:35,000
What, now you're not even
talking to me?

295
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:42,791
Look, Rachel, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I was out of my mind.

296
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,583
I thought I'd lost you.

297
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,875
How insane must I have been
to do something like this?

298
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:52,083
I don't cheat, right?
That's not me. I'm not Joey!

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00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:54,250
Whoa!

300
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,666
Yeah, okay.

301
00:19:00,916 --> 00:19:02,333
Hey.

302
00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:06,083
It's 3:00 a.m. They don't
know that I've come home yet.

303
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,458
You notice how they aren't
wondering where I am?

304
00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:12,583
You know,
people can be so self–involved.

305
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:18,791
You know what? I'm not the one
that wanted that break.

306
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,583
You're the one that bailed.
You're the one

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00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:24,000
that ran the moment things
got rough.

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00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,416
–That's––
–That's what?

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00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:29,500
–That is neither here nor there.
–Here we are in a spot again.

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00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:30,583
What do you want?

311
00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:34,458
How do you want to handle it?
You want to fight for us or bail?

312
00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:39,125
Look, I––

313
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:44,416
I did a terrible, stupid,
stupid thing, okay?

314
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:48,500
I'm sorry. I wish I could
take it back, but I can't.

315
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:52,958
I just can't see us throwing away
something we know is so damn good.

316
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:56,083
I love you so much.

317
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:08,708
No, Ross! Don't!

318
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:12,250
You can't just kiss me
and make it all go away.

319
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,791
It doesn't work that way.
It doesn't just make it better.

320
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,666
–Okay?
–Okay, okay.

321
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,958
I think you should go.

322
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,416
What?

323
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,416
I really think you need to go now.

324
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:32,791
Okay. Okay.

325
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:37,666
This morning you said there was
nothing we couldn't work past it.

326
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,500
What the hell did I know?

327
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:42,583
There's got to be a way
we can work past this. Okay?

328
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:45,875
I can't imagine my life without you.

329
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,458
You know? Without…

330
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,250
Without these arms

331
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:55,000
and your face and heart,

332
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:57,250
your good heart, Rach, and…

333
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,166
No.

334
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:06,916
I can't. You're a totally
different person to me now.

335
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:12,500
I used to think of you as somebody
that would never, ever hurt me.

336
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:14,291
Ever.

337
00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:18,208
Now I can't stop picturing you with her.

338
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:22,125
I can't. It doesn't matter
what you say or what you do.

339
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,166
It's just changed everything.

340
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:29,041
Forever.

341
00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:41,416
This can't be it.

342
00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:48,416
Then how come it is?

343
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:02,333
They've been quiet for a long time.

344
00:22:03,791 --> 00:22:04,958
Maybe she killed him.

345
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:10,500
Let's go.

346
00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:39,625
Is that your new walk?

347
00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:46,375
No. I really have to pee.

