1 00:00:00,134 --> 00:00:01,470 WHY? WHAT HAPPENED NOW? 2 00:00:01,553 --> 00:00:03,138 ROSS WAS HANGING OUT AT OUR PLACE. 3 00:00:03,221 --> 00:00:06,057 RACHEL COMES OVER TO BORROW SOME MOISTURIZER FROM CHANDLER… 4 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:07,810 HEY, JOE, WOULD YOU…? 5 00:00:07,893 --> 00:00:10,353 HOW HARD IS IT TO SAY "SOMETHING"? 6 00:00:10,436 --> 00:00:13,523 "RACHEL CAME OVER TO BORROW… SOMETHING." 7 00:00:13,606 --> 00:00:15,484 ANYWAY, HER AND ROSS 8 00:00:15,567 --> 00:00:18,278 JUST STARTED YELLING AT EACH OTHER. 9 00:00:18,361 --> 00:00:19,696 WHY WAS HE YELLING AT HER? 10 00:00:19,779 --> 00:00:21,949 HE'S THE ONE WHO SLEPT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 11 00:00:22,032 --> 00:00:24,785 HE SAYS THAT BECAUSE THEY WERE ON A BREAK WHEN IT HAPPENED 12 00:00:24,868 --> 00:00:26,453 SHE SHOULD'VE FORGIVEN HIM BY NOW. 13 00:00:26,536 --> 00:00:28,163 WHOA! HE IS SO UNREASONABLE. 14 00:00:28,246 --> 00:00:29,498 GOD! 15 00:00:29,581 --> 00:00:32,041 ALTHOUGH, I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT HE MEANS. 16 00:00:32,124 --> 00:00:33,877 OH, MY GOD. 17 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,420 THIS IS LIKE 60 MINUTES… 18 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:37,547 OKAY, WHEN AT FIRST YOU'RE REALLY MAD 19 00:00:37,630 --> 00:00:40,383 AT THAT PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY FOR MAKING THE DRUG 20 00:00:40,466 --> 00:00:43,428 AND THEN, YOU KNOW, YOU JUST FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE 21 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:45,973 BECAUSE THEY NEEDED TO MAKE THEIR HAIR GROW. 22 00:00:46,056 --> 00:00:47,474 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS LIKE? 23 00:00:47,557 --> 00:00:49,810 THIS IS LIKE WHEN MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED. 24 00:00:49,893 --> 00:00:55,482 MAN, I HOPE ROSS DOESN'T TRY TO KIDNAP ME AFTER CUB SCOUTS. 25 00:00:55,565 --> 00:00:56,566 YOU KNOW, I HAD A DREAM 26 00:00:56,649 --> 00:00:57,985 THAT ROSS AND RACHEL WERE STILL TOGETHER. 27 00:00:58,068 --> 00:00:59,569 THEY NEVER BROKE UP 28 00:00:59,652 --> 00:01:00,821 AND WE WERE ALL JUST, LIKE, HANGING OUT 29 00:01:00,904 --> 00:01:01,822 AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY. 30 00:01:01,905 --> 00:01:03,030 I HAD THE SAME DREAM. 31 00:01:03,113 --> 00:01:05,200 AND NOBODY SLEPT WITH THAT XEROX GIRL. 32 00:01:05,283 --> 00:01:07,117 OH. I HAD THE OPPOSITE DREAM. 33 00:01:09,161 --> 00:01:09,913 YOU KNOW WHAT? 34 00:01:09,996 --> 00:01:10,664 MAYBE IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY. 35 00:01:10,747 --> 00:01:11,790 I MEAN, IT'S BEEN A WEEK. 36 00:01:11,873 --> 00:01:13,542 YEAH. IT'S NEVER TAKEN ME MORE THAN A WEEK 37 00:01:13,625 --> 00:01:15,293 TO GET OVER A RELATIONSHIP. 38 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:17,420 IT'S NEVER TAKEN YOU MORE THAN A SHOWER TO GET OVER 39 00:01:17,503 --> 00:01:20,256 A RELATIONSHIP. 40 00:01:20,339 --> 00:01:21,341 OKAY, LET'S GO. 41 00:01:21,424 --> 00:01:22,801 LET'S HIT THE ROAD. 42 00:01:22,884 --> 00:01:24,678 LET'S GET THE SHOW ON IT. 43 00:01:24,761 --> 00:01:26,053 LET ME GET A CUP OF COFFEE. 44 00:01:26,136 --> 00:01:28,181 I KNOW THE BEST COFFEEHOUSE AND IT'S SO CLOSE. 45 00:01:28,264 --> 00:01:29,850 CLOSER THAN HERE? 46 00:01:29,933 --> 00:01:32,143 HEY, LOOK, LOOK… I FOUND COFFEE. 47 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:33,729 OKAY, LET'S SKEDADDLE. 48 00:01:33,812 --> 00:01:35,856 PHEEBS, I'M NOT GOING TO DRINK 49 00:01:35,939 --> 00:01:37,357 SOMEBODY'S OLD COFFEE. 50 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,068 OKAY… YOUR HIGHNESS. 51 00:01:46,491 --> 00:01:48,368 "RACHEL, I'M REALLY SORRY." 52 00:01:48,451 --> 00:01:49,619 "UM, THAT'S OKAY, ROSS. 53 00:01:49,702 --> 00:01:51,246 YOU WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER?" 54 00:01:51,329 --> 00:01:52,247 "YEAH, OKAY." 55 00:01:52,330 --> 00:01:54,457 DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT? 56 00:02:54,934 --> 00:02:55,852 IS HE HERE? 57 00:02:55,935 --> 00:02:56,770 NO. 58 00:02:56,853 --> 00:02:58,897 OH. HERE'S YOUR MOISTURIZER. 59 00:03:00,272 --> 00:03:01,190 HI. 60 00:03:01,273 --> 00:03:02,233 HEY. 61 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:03,986 YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO LOVE ME. 62 00:03:04,069 --> 00:03:05,194 OKAY, CHECK IT OUT… 63 00:03:05,277 --> 00:03:06,195 THURSDAY NIGHT 64 00:03:06,278 --> 00:03:07,280 FIVE TICKETS. 65 00:03:07,363 --> 00:03:09,407 CALVIN KLEIN LINGERIE SHOW 66 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:12,118 AND YOU GUYS ARE COMING WITH ME. 67 00:03:14,746 --> 00:03:16,999 OKAY, I SAID THAT OUT LOUD, RIGHT? 68 00:03:17,082 --> 00:03:19,001 YES. YES. IT'S JUST THAT WE… 69 00:03:19,084 --> 00:03:22,420 WE KIND OF ALREADY… MADE PLANS WITH ROSS. 70 00:03:24,589 --> 00:03:26,008 OH. 71 00:03:26,091 --> 00:03:27,592 WELL, OKAY. 72 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:28,760 WELL, THERE YOU GO. 73 00:03:28,843 --> 00:03:30,012 NO. IT'S JUST 74 00:03:30,095 --> 00:03:32,139 THAT HE GOT THIS NEW HOME THEATER DEALY 75 00:03:32,222 --> 00:03:33,932 AND HE WANTS US TO CHECK IT OUT. 76 00:03:34,015 --> 00:03:36,434 YEAH. HE'S REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT, TOO. 77 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:39,604 EVEN RECORDED SHOW TIMES ON HIS ANSWERING MACHINE. 78 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:40,939 WE'RE SORRY, HONEY. 79 00:03:41,022 --> 00:03:42,107 OH, IT'S OKAY. 80 00:03:42,190 --> 00:03:44,275 RACH, IT'S NOT THAT WE DON'T WANT TO. 81 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:45,527 REALLY. 82 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:49,031 ARE WE TALKING MODELS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR? 83 00:03:49,114 --> 00:03:50,823 AND HEELS. 84 00:03:54,493 --> 00:03:57,956 ROSS DID ASK US FIRST, AND WE SET THAT NIGHT ASIDE. 85 00:03:58,039 --> 00:03:59,332 NO. HEY, COME ON, YOU KNOW. 86 00:03:59,415 --> 00:04:01,542 IF HE ASKED YOU FIRST, THAT'S ONLY FAIR. 87 00:04:05,046 --> 00:04:06,798 OH, BOY, DO I FEEL BAD. 88 00:04:06,881 --> 00:04:08,050 OH, YEAH. 89 00:04:08,133 --> 00:04:09,509 VERY BAD. 90 00:04:09,592 --> 00:04:11,427 CHANDLER! CHANDLER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 91 00:04:11,510 --> 00:04:14,973 OH, MY GOD! 92 00:04:15,056 --> 00:04:16,474 YOU'RE SMOKING AGAIN? 93 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:19,102 WELL, ACTUALLY, YESTERDAY I WAS SMOKING AGAIN. 94 00:04:19,185 --> 00:04:20,937 TODAY, I'M… I'M SMOKING STILL. 95 00:04:21,020 --> 00:04:23,023 BUT WHY WOULD YOU START AGAIN 96 00:04:23,106 --> 00:04:25,692 AFTER CHEWING ALL THAT QUITTING GUM? 97 00:04:25,775 --> 00:04:28,486 I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS JUST LIKE MY PARENTS' DIVORCE 98 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:31,114 WHICH IS WHEN I STARTED SMOKING IN THE FIRST PLACE. 99 00:04:31,197 --> 00:04:34,200 WEREN'T YOU NINE? 100 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:36,911 YEAH. 101 00:04:38,913 --> 00:04:40,623 I'M TELLING YOU SOMETHING 102 00:04:40,706 --> 00:04:42,917 THAT FIRST SMOKE AFTER NAPTIME… 103 00:04:44,252 --> 00:04:45,378 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 104 00:04:45,461 --> 00:04:47,756 WITH MY LUCK, THAT'S GOING TO BE HIM. 105 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:49,382 HIM? HIM, ROSS? 106 00:04:49,465 --> 00:04:51,509 NO. HIM, 253. 107 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,344 HIS EYES ARE ON THE SPARROW. 108 00:04:55,138 --> 00:04:56,848 WHEN MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED 109 00:04:56,931 --> 00:05:00,226 IS WHEN I STARTED USING HUMOR AS A DEFENSE MECHANISM. 110 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:05,356 HI. UH, DO YOU GUYS HAVE PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND 111 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:07,275 BECAUSE I HAVE MY SISTER ON HOLD 112 00:05:07,358 --> 00:05:09,152 AND SHE SAID THAT WE COULD HAVE 113 00:05:09,235 --> 00:05:10,695 HER CABIN FOR THE WEEKEND 114 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:11,863 AND GO SKIING. 115 00:05:11,946 --> 00:05:13,949 HUH? I'M ASKING YOU FIRST, RIGHT? 116 00:05:14,032 --> 00:05:16,034 I MEAN, I'M PLAYING BY THE RULES. 117 00:05:16,117 --> 00:05:17,077 YEAH. 118 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,078 CHANDLER! 119 00:05:18,161 --> 00:05:19,079 YOU'RE SMOKING? 120 00:05:19,162 --> 00:05:20,329 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 121 00:05:20,412 --> 00:05:22,456 HEY, SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM. 122 00:05:28,046 --> 00:05:30,632 HEY, CAN YOU CLOSE THAT WINDOW, CHANDLER? 123 00:05:30,715 --> 00:05:32,842 MY NIPPLES COULD CUT GLASS OVER HERE. 124 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:36,846 WAIT, REALLY? 125 00:05:36,929 --> 00:05:38,639 'CAUSE MINE GET ME OUT OF TICKETS. 126 00:05:41,142 --> 00:05:43,145 LOOK, YOU GUYS, I JUST WANT TO SAY 127 00:05:43,228 --> 00:05:46,856 I REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE YOU SPENDING THIS TIME WITH ME. 128 00:05:46,939 --> 00:05:48,984 IT'S BEEN A PRETTY HARD TIME RIGHT NOW 129 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:50,693 SO I JUST WANT TO SAY THANKS. 130 00:05:50,776 --> 00:05:52,237 CAN SOMEBODY ELSE HUG HIM? 131 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,404 I HAVE TO STAY 132 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:54,780 BY THE WINDOW. 133 00:05:56,074 --> 00:05:57,492 OH, HEY, HEY, HUH? 134 00:05:57,575 --> 00:06:01,788 HOW ABOUT THIS WEEKEND WE HAVE A LASER DISC MARATHON 135 00:06:01,871 --> 00:06:04,749 AND MAYBE A TOURNAMENT ON MY NEW… 136 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:06,417 DART BOARD. HUH? HUH? 137 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,794 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 138 00:06:07,877 --> 00:06:09,921 TWO DAYS OF DARTS. 139 00:06:10,004 --> 00:06:11,005 IT'LL BE GREAT. 140 00:06:12,548 --> 00:06:14,341 IT'LL BE GREAT FOR NEXT WEEKEND. 141 00:06:14,424 --> 00:06:16,219 NO, NO, NO. THIS WEEKEND, GUYS. 142 00:06:16,302 --> 00:06:18,180 IT'LL BE GREAT FOR NEXT WEEKEND. 143 00:06:18,263 --> 00:06:19,430 I MEAN… 144 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:21,349 IT'LL BE GREAT. 145 00:06:24,352 --> 00:06:25,561 WHAT'S GOING ON? 146 00:06:25,644 --> 00:06:26,896 WE WERE, UM… 147 00:06:26,979 --> 00:06:28,731 SORT OF INVITED TO GO SKIING. 148 00:06:28,814 --> 00:06:30,858 YOU KNOW, RACHEL'S SISTER'S CABIN. 149 00:06:33,736 --> 00:06:36,363 SO… FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND? 150 00:06:36,446 --> 00:06:38,491 WE'RE REALLY SORRY 151 00:06:38,574 --> 00:06:40,952 BUT, UM… SHE DID ASK US FIRST. 152 00:06:41,035 --> 00:06:42,453 YEAH, THAT'S OKAY. 153 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,706 I MEAN, IF YOU GUYS ALL HAVE TO GO AWAY 154 00:06:44,789 --> 00:06:47,917 FOR THE FIRST WEEKEND I'M ALONE BY MYSELF, YOU KNOW… 155 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,586 I TOTALLY, TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. 156 00:06:50,669 --> 00:06:52,214 YOU KNOW WHAT? I COULD STAY. 157 00:06:52,297 --> 00:06:53,340 I'M GOING TO STAY. 158 00:06:53,423 --> 00:06:55,300 'CAUSE THE LAST TIME I WENT SKIING 159 00:06:55,383 --> 00:06:57,886 I WAS TOO AFRAID TO JUMP OFF THE CHAIR LIFT. 160 00:06:57,969 --> 00:06:59,721 I JUST WENT ROUND AND ROUND. 161 00:06:59,804 --> 00:07:03,016 PHEEBS, WE KIND OF NEED YOU TO DRIVE EVERYBODY UP THERE 162 00:07:03,099 --> 00:07:05,727 IN YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S CAB, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 163 00:07:05,810 --> 00:07:06,769 I'LL STAY. 164 00:07:06,852 --> 00:07:08,355 NO, I'LL STAY. HE'S MY BROTHER. 165 00:07:08,438 --> 00:07:09,898 WHAT, A PITY STAY? 166 00:07:09,981 --> 00:07:11,316 NO. 167 00:07:11,399 --> 00:07:13,318 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN. 168 00:07:13,401 --> 00:07:16,112 WE CAN MAKE FUDGE. 169 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,032 PITY FOOD? 170 00:07:19,115 --> 00:07:20,158 YOU KNOW WHAT? 171 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:21,617 THAT'S OKAY, ALL RIGHT? 172 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,953 I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU TO STAY, OKAY? 173 00:07:24,036 --> 00:07:25,247 NOBODY STAYS. 174 00:07:25,330 --> 00:07:28,082 WELL, THEN, I MIGHT AS WELL OFFER TO STAY. 175 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:35,715 HEY… 176 00:07:35,798 --> 00:07:37,926 DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL BAD ABOUT ROSS? 177 00:07:38,009 --> 00:07:40,345 WHY? DO YOU THINK HE'S STILL MAD AT US? 178 00:07:40,428 --> 00:07:41,637 HE'S PROBABLY MORE MAD 179 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:43,472 SINCE YOU CALLED HIM THIS MORNING 180 00:07:43,555 --> 00:07:44,766 TO BORROW HIS GOGGLES. 181 00:07:44,849 --> 00:07:46,642 WHAT? MINE AREN'T TINTED. 182 00:07:50,021 --> 00:07:51,022 CHANDLER? 183 00:07:51,105 --> 00:07:52,357 WHAT? 184 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,776 WHAT DOES THE SIGN SAY? 185 00:07:54,859 --> 00:07:57,946 "BEAM ME UP, JESUS." 186 00:07:58,029 --> 00:08:00,531 NO. THE "NO SMOKING" SIGN. 187 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:03,368 THERE'S NO SMOKING IN MY GRANDMOTHER'S CAB. 188 00:08:03,451 --> 00:08:07,205 OKAY, WELL, THEN I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 189 00:08:07,288 --> 00:08:10,625 NO. NO. NO UNSCHEDULED STOPS. 190 00:08:10,708 --> 00:08:12,460 YOU CAN GO WHEN WE STOP FOR GAS. 191 00:08:12,543 --> 00:08:15,046 COME ON. THERE'S A REST STOP RIGHT UP THERE. 192 00:08:15,129 --> 00:08:17,631 COME ON, I REALLY HAVE TO GO. 193 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:21,135 OH, NOW I HAVE TO GO! 194 00:08:28,142 --> 00:08:29,560 HERE WE GO. 195 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:30,437 WHAT? 196 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:31,729 OKAY, BRACE YOURSELVES. 197 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:32,730 FOR WHAT? 198 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:33,814 OH! 199 00:08:41,364 --> 00:08:42,698 AREN'T YOU GOING TO GO? 200 00:08:42,781 --> 00:08:44,033 NO. THANK YOU. 201 00:08:44,116 --> 00:08:46,786 NO, RACHEL NEVER PEES IN PUBLIC REST ROOMS. 202 00:08:46,869 --> 00:08:50,248 WELL, THEY NEVER HAVE ANY PAPER IN THERE, YOU KNOW 203 00:08:50,331 --> 00:08:52,666 SO MY RULE IS, NO TISSUE, NO TUSHY. 204 00:08:58,381 --> 00:09:01,926 WELL, IF EVERYBODY'S GOING… 205 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,719 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, DON'T CLOSE IT! 206 00:09:03,802 --> 00:09:04,929 THE KEYS ARE IN THERE! 207 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,806 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO! 208 00:09:06,889 --> 00:09:09,641 MY LIGHTER'S IN THERE! 209 00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:18,985 DAMN. THE TAILPIPE'S NOT HOT ENOUGH TO LIGHT THIS. 210 00:09:19,068 --> 00:09:22,155 RELAX, OKAY? 211 00:09:22,238 --> 00:09:22,947 I CAN GET THIS OPEN. 212 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:24,199 ANYBODY GOT A COAT HANGER? 213 00:09:24,282 --> 00:09:25,200 OH, I DO. 214 00:09:25,283 --> 00:09:26,493 OH. NO, WAIT A MINUTE. 215 00:09:26,576 --> 00:09:27,910 I TOOK IT OUT OF MY SHIRT WHEN I 216 00:09:27,993 --> 00:09:30,121 PUT IT ON THIS MORNING. 217 00:09:30,204 --> 00:09:31,914 IF YOUR PARENTS HADN'T GOT DIVORCED 218 00:09:31,997 --> 00:09:33,666 YOU'D BE ABLE TO ANSWER A QUESTION 219 00:09:33,749 --> 00:09:34,875 LIKE A NORMAL PERSON? 220 00:09:37,795 --> 00:09:40,882 LOOK, I JUST NEED A WIRE SOMETHING TO JIMMY IT. 221 00:09:40,965 --> 00:09:42,133 OH, HEY… ONE OF YOU GUYS GIVE ME 222 00:09:42,216 --> 00:09:43,801 THE UNDER-WIRE FROM YOUR BRA. 223 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:46,221 WHAT? 224 00:09:46,304 --> 00:09:47,513 WHO HAS THE BIGGEST BOOBS? 225 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,684 WHOEVER HAS THE BIGGEST BOOBS HAS THE BIGGEST BRA 226 00:09:51,767 --> 00:09:56,439 THEREFORE HAS THE BIGGEST WIRE. 227 00:09:56,522 --> 00:09:58,400 IF YOU WANT TO GET BACK IN THE CAR 228 00:09:58,483 --> 00:09:59,484 WE NEED THAT WIRE. 229 00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:00,568 YOUR CALL. 230 00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:05,614 OKAY, MONICA'S ARE THE BIGGEST. 231 00:10:05,697 --> 00:10:09,744 THESE TINY LITTLE NON-BREASTS? 232 00:10:09,827 --> 00:10:10,745 PLEASE. 233 00:10:10,828 --> 00:10:12,288 IT'S GOT TO BE RACHEL. 234 00:10:12,371 --> 00:10:13,289 NO, NO, NO. 235 00:10:13,372 --> 00:10:15,750 MINE ARE DECEPTIVELY SMALL. 236 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:19,587 I MEAN, I ACTUALLY SOMETIMES STUFF MY BRA. 237 00:10:19,670 --> 00:10:23,174 OKAY, WELL, THEN YOUR BRA WOULD STILL BE BIG. 238 00:10:23,257 --> 00:10:26,219 NO, I STUFF… OUTSIDE THE BRA. 239 00:10:26,302 --> 00:10:29,055 LADIES, LADIES, LET'S JUST COMPROMISE, OKAY? 240 00:10:29,138 --> 00:10:32,183 PHOEBE, RACHEL, TAKE OFF MONICA'S BRA. 241 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:34,852 OH, FORGET IT. 242 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:35,853 YOU CAN HAVE MINE. 243 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,188 THANK YOU. 244 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,276 CHANDLER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 245 00:10:41,359 --> 00:10:43,152 THERE IS A TRASH CAN RIGHT THERE. 246 00:10:43,235 --> 00:10:44,737 WELL, I THOUGHT IF I LITTERED 247 00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:48,741 THAT CRYING INDIAN MIGHT COME BY AND SAVE US. 248 00:10:48,824 --> 00:10:50,784 OKAY, THERE. 249 00:10:52,036 --> 00:10:52,954 THANK YOU, PHOEBE. 250 00:10:53,037 --> 00:10:54,705 THAT'S VERY, VERY… 251 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,583 GENEROUS. 252 00:10:56,666 --> 00:10:59,043 OKAY, NOW LET'S DECIDE WHO HAS THE NICEST ASS. 253 00:11:01,170 --> 00:11:03,298 AND THERE YOU GO! 254 00:11:03,381 --> 00:11:05,299 YAY! 255 00:11:07,552 --> 00:11:08,761 OH, CHANDLER… 256 00:11:08,844 --> 00:11:12,890 AT LEAST LET ME SMOKE IT TO THE GOOD PART. 257 00:11:14,058 --> 00:11:15,976 OKAY… 258 00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:24,651 OH, NO. 259 00:11:24,734 --> 00:11:25,652 WHAT? 260 00:11:25,735 --> 00:11:26,821 W-WHAT'S GOING ON? 261 00:11:26,904 --> 00:11:28,864 YEAH, THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE. 262 00:11:28,947 --> 00:11:31,159 SO, YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX IT? 263 00:11:31,242 --> 00:11:33,244 YEP. PUT MORE GAS IN. 264 00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:43,338 HI. HI. 265 00:11:43,421 --> 00:11:44,839 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 266 00:11:44,922 --> 00:11:46,966 OH, JUST… I WAS JUST WONDERING. 267 00:11:47,049 --> 00:11:49,718 WHEN YOU AND I SPLIT UP, DID YOU GET THE TAPE 268 00:11:49,801 --> 00:11:51,846 THAT WAS HALF THE LAST EPISODE OF M.A.S.H. 269 00:11:51,929 --> 00:11:53,973 AND HALF THE HOSTAGES COMING HOME? 270 00:11:54,056 --> 00:11:57,018 UH, YEAH, BUT NOW IT'S SUSAN AND ME IN MEXICO 271 00:11:57,101 --> 00:11:59,020 AND THE HOSTAGES COMING HOME. 272 00:11:59,103 --> 00:12:00,563 WHERE'S BEN? 273 00:12:00,646 --> 00:12:01,564 HE'S SLEEPING. 274 00:12:01,647 --> 00:12:02,565 AH… 275 00:12:02,648 --> 00:12:03,608 OOH… 276 00:12:03,691 --> 00:12:05,692 IS THIS… IS THIS A BAD TIME? 277 00:12:05,775 --> 00:12:06,944 UH, YEAH, ACTUALLY. 278 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,238 SUSAN'S GOING TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 279 00:12:09,321 --> 00:12:11,073 IT'S KIND OF AN ANNIVERSARY. 280 00:12:11,156 --> 00:12:14,202 OH… I THOUGHT YOU GUYS GOT MARRIED IN JANUARY. 281 00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:16,120 DIFFERENT KIND OF ANNIVERSARY. 282 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,206 OH… 283 00:12:18,289 --> 00:12:19,374 OH. 284 00:12:19,457 --> 00:12:22,335 SO, ANYWAY… 285 00:12:22,418 --> 00:12:24,837 CANDLES, CHAMPAGNE… 286 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,714 ANNIVERSARIES ARE GREAT. 287 00:12:28,173 --> 00:12:30,635 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, LOVE LASTS FOREVER, YOU KNOW? 288 00:12:30,718 --> 00:12:33,221 NOTHING LIKE IT IN THIS LIFETIME. 289 00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:34,721 MONEY IN THE BANK. 290 00:12:34,804 --> 00:12:36,723 SO, RACHEL AND I BROKE UP. 291 00:12:36,806 --> 00:12:39,894 OH, GOD, ROSS, I AM SO SORRY. 292 00:12:39,977 --> 00:12:42,438 YEAH. 293 00:12:42,521 --> 00:12:43,606 YOU KNOW WHAT? 294 00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:45,567 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS SO MUCH 295 00:12:45,650 --> 00:12:48,361 BUT WE SHOULD PROBABLY DO IT WHEN WE CAN REALLY GET INTO IT. 296 00:12:48,444 --> 00:12:49,571 YOU FREE FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT? 297 00:12:49,654 --> 00:12:50,863 OH, YEAH, I'D LOVE THAT. 298 00:12:50,946 --> 00:12:51,780 ME, TOO. 299 00:12:51,863 --> 00:12:53,324 I GUESS IT ALL STARTED 300 00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:55,409 WHEN RACHEL GOT THIS NEW JOB. 301 00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,830 OKAY, YEAH. TRIPLE "A" CAN PICK US UP. 302 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:00,831 OH, GOOD. 303 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,250 JUST WHAT TOWN ARE WE NEAR? 304 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,251 UM… FREMONT. 305 00:13:03,334 --> 00:13:04,460 WESTMONT… 306 00:13:04,543 --> 00:13:06,170 UM… WESTBURG? 307 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,381 OKAY, WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING? 308 00:13:08,464 --> 00:13:11,092 DO YOU KNOW AT LEAST WHAT ROUTE WE'RE ON? 309 00:13:11,175 --> 00:13:13,428 WE ARE DEFINITELY ON ROUTE 27. 310 00:13:13,511 --> 00:13:14,596 OKAY. 311 00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:17,390 WE ARE AT A REST STOP ON ROUTE 27… 312 00:13:17,473 --> 00:13:19,642 OKAY. THERE IS NO ROUTE 27. 313 00:13:19,725 --> 00:13:21,227 OKAY, EITHER 93 OR 76. 314 00:13:21,310 --> 00:13:22,520 I DON'T KNOW. 315 00:13:22,603 --> 00:13:25,147 I SLEPT IN THE BACK WHEN WE DROVE UP HERE. 316 00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:29,110 HEY, CAN YOU JUST SEND SOMEONE UP AND DOWN THE 76 317 00:13:29,193 --> 00:13:31,654 AND JUST CHECK EVERY REST STOP? 318 00:13:31,737 --> 00:13:33,197 AND, AND ALSO 93? 319 00:13:34,239 --> 00:13:35,450 OKAY. 320 00:13:35,533 --> 00:13:37,242 YEAH. NO, THEY DON'T DO THAT. 321 00:13:39,161 --> 00:13:42,123 OKAY, WELL, SOMEBODY WILL COME AND SAVE US. 322 00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:43,458 WHO? 323 00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:44,917 HAVE YOU SEEN A CAR COME BY 324 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:45,918 IN THE LAST HOUR? 325 00:13:46,001 --> 00:13:47,044 WE SHOULD CALL ROSS. 326 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,795 HE CAN GET A CAR TO PICK US UP. 327 00:13:48,878 --> 00:13:50,047 NO. 328 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,634 NO, I AM NOT GETTING IN A CAR WITH ROSS. 329 00:13:52,717 --> 00:13:54,302 WE WILL JUST HAVE TO… 330 00:13:54,385 --> 00:13:55,303 LIVE HERE. 331 00:13:55,386 --> 00:13:57,179 COME ON, IT'S SO COLD… 332 00:13:57,262 --> 00:13:58,306 NO, YOU GUYS. 333 00:13:58,389 --> 00:13:59,974 I AM NOT GETTING IN A CAR WITH HIM. 334 00:14:00,057 --> 00:14:01,183 THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE. 335 00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:03,728 OH, GOOD, JOEY AND CHANDLER ARE BACK. 336 00:14:06,104 --> 00:14:09,317 SO THE GOING FOR HELP WENT WELL. 337 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,568 SMOKEY JOE HERE 338 00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:13,154 GOT HALFWAY TO THE HIGHWAY AND COLLAPSED. 339 00:14:13,237 --> 00:14:16,073 I HAVE THE LUNG CAPACITY OF A TWO-YEAR-OLD. 340 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,159 THEN WHY ARE YOU SMOKING? 341 00:14:18,242 --> 00:14:19,869 WELL, IT'S VERY UNSETTLING. 342 00:14:22,913 --> 00:14:24,165 RIGHT? RIGHT? 343 00:14:24,248 --> 00:14:26,501 I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY UNBELIEVABLE, YOU KNOW? 344 00:14:26,584 --> 00:14:27,710 THEY JUST TOOK OFF… 345 00:14:27,793 --> 00:14:29,712 TOOK OFF WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING BACK. 346 00:14:29,795 --> 00:14:32,173 YOU KNOW, I DON'T… I DON'T NEED THEM. 347 00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:34,300 I'VE GOT YOU GUYS NOW AS FRIENDS… 348 00:14:34,383 --> 00:14:35,301 YOU AND SUSAN. 349 00:14:35,384 --> 00:14:38,554 AH, SUSAN WILL BE SO PLEASED. 350 00:14:40,264 --> 00:14:41,516 SEVEN-ONE-SEVEN? 351 00:14:41,599 --> 00:14:45,019 WHERE'S SEVEN-ONE-SEVEN? 352 00:14:45,102 --> 00:14:46,813 'KAY, YOU HAVE MORE OF THESE 353 00:14:46,896 --> 00:14:47,814 FOR SUSAN, RIGHT? 354 00:14:47,897 --> 00:14:49,691 NO, BUT THAT'S OKAY. 355 00:14:49,774 --> 00:14:53,652 I'LL JUST PUT OUT PICKLES OR SOMETHING. 356 00:14:57,114 --> 00:14:58,073 ROSS. THANK GOD. 357 00:14:58,156 --> 00:14:59,074 Pheebs? 358 00:14:59,157 --> 00:15:00,785 WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING? 359 00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:03,371 I… ATE A BUG. 360 00:15:03,454 --> 00:15:05,247 HEY, RACH… 361 00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:07,208 THE TAMPONS HERE ARE ONLY A PENNY. 362 00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:09,918 LET'S STOCK UP. 363 00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:12,880 LISTEN, WE RAN OUT OF GAS AND WE DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE 364 00:15:12,963 --> 00:15:14,423 SO WE CAN'T GET A TOW TRUCK. 365 00:15:14,506 --> 00:15:17,385 OH. NOW YOU WANT A FAVOR. 366 00:15:17,468 --> 00:15:18,386 YES, PLEASE. 367 00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:19,887 WELL, I'M SORRY YOUR CAR 368 00:15:19,970 --> 00:15:20,971 BROKE DOWN, PHEEBS 369 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,390 BUT I'M A LITTLE TOO BUSY 370 00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:24,559 WITH SOME OF MY REAL FRIENDS RIGHT NOW 371 00:15:24,642 --> 00:15:27,812 BUT, UH, PLEASE CALL TO LET ME KNOW YOU GOT HOME SAFELY… 372 00:15:27,895 --> 00:15:29,230 PHOEBE, HANG ON A SECOND. 373 00:15:29,313 --> 00:15:30,231 HERE. TAKE MY CAR 374 00:15:30,314 --> 00:15:31,649 GO PICK UP YOUR FRIENDS. 375 00:15:31,732 --> 00:15:32,775 I AM NOT GOING… 376 00:15:32,858 --> 00:15:34,527 WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT 377 00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,153 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT A JERK, OKAY? 378 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,489 SO YOU CAN EITHER SULK HERE FOR HALF AN HOUR 379 00:15:38,572 --> 00:15:39,782 AND THEN GO PICK THEM UP 380 00:15:39,865 --> 00:15:41,283 OR YOU CAN SAVE US BOTH TIME 381 00:15:41,366 --> 00:15:42,410 AND SULK IN THE CAR. 382 00:15:42,493 --> 00:15:43,369 NO. RACHEL DOESN'T WANT ME… 383 00:15:43,452 --> 00:15:44,953 I AM SORRY THAT RACHEL DUMPED YOU 384 00:15:45,036 --> 00:15:47,122 'CAUSE SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH THAT MARK GUY 385 00:15:47,205 --> 00:15:48,583 AND YOU ARE THE INNOCENT VICTIM 386 00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:49,834 BUT DON'T PUNISH YOUR FRIENDS 387 00:15:49,917 --> 00:15:51,752 FOR WHAT RACHEL DID TO YOU. 388 00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:55,506 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 389 00:15:55,589 --> 00:15:56,674 PHOEBE, HANG ON A SECOND. 390 00:15:56,757 --> 00:15:58,551 ROSS WANTS TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 391 00:15:58,634 --> 00:15:59,844 WHAT? 392 00:15:59,927 --> 00:16:03,138 YOU SLEPT WITH SOMEONE ELSE? 393 00:16:03,221 --> 00:16:04,807 WE WERE ON A BREAK! 394 00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:07,518 WE WERE… WE… 395 00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:09,854 WHERE ARE YOU? 396 00:16:09,937 --> 00:16:11,689 I'LL FIND YOU. 397 00:16:11,772 --> 00:16:13,315 YOU SLEPT WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. 398 00:16:13,398 --> 00:16:16,193 OH, Y-YOU'RE ONE TO TALK. 399 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,199 OKAY, DONE. 400 00:16:24,201 --> 00:16:25,536 WHAT'S "PLEH?" 401 00:16:25,619 --> 00:16:28,289 THAT'S "HELP" SPELLED BACKWARDS 402 00:16:28,372 --> 00:16:32,794 SO THAT THE HELICOPTERS CAN READ IT FROM THE AIR. 403 00:16:32,877 --> 00:16:33,961 AH… 404 00:16:34,044 --> 00:16:36,213 WHAT'S "DUFUS" SPELLED BACKWARDS? 405 00:16:38,716 --> 00:16:40,551 OH! OH! CAR! CAR! 406 00:16:42,845 --> 00:16:43,805 OHH… 407 00:16:43,888 --> 00:16:46,808 IT'S ROSS ON ONE OF HIS DRIVES! 408 00:16:46,891 --> 00:16:48,476 HEY, HEY! 409 00:16:48,559 --> 00:16:50,561 WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? 410 00:16:50,644 --> 00:16:51,979 HE IS SAVING YOUR BUTT. 411 00:16:52,062 --> 00:16:54,816 UNLESS, OF COURSE, I'M STEPPING ON SOME TOES HERE 412 00:16:54,899 --> 00:16:56,818 IN WHICH CASE I CAN JUST MOSEY ON. 413 00:16:56,901 --> 00:16:59,862 I'VE GOT PLENTY OF PEOPLE TO HELP ON THE INTERSTATE. 414 00:17:02,531 --> 00:17:05,075 FINE. FINE. 415 00:17:07,953 --> 00:17:09,037 OH, NO. 416 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,122 NOW IT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE ANY SENSE. 417 00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:15,628 YOU GUYS… 418 00:17:15,711 --> 00:17:17,045 WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT ROSS? 419 00:17:17,128 --> 00:17:18,088 HE DROVE ALL THE WAY UP HERE. 420 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,131 WHAT DO WE DO? 421 00:17:19,214 --> 00:17:20,090 JUST, LIKE, SEND HIM BACK 422 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,091 AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO GO SKIING. 423 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,301 OH, THIS IS HORRIBLE. 424 00:17:22,384 --> 00:17:24,846 IT'S JUST HORRIBLE. 425 00:17:24,929 --> 00:17:26,013 YOU GUYS THINK… 426 00:17:26,096 --> 00:17:27,515 YOU THINK WE SHOULD ASK ROSS TO COME ALONG? 427 00:17:27,598 --> 00:17:28,599 BUT WHAT ABOUT RACHEL? 428 00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:30,476 I MEAN, HOW ARE WE GOING TO EVEN ASK HER? 429 00:17:30,559 --> 00:17:32,561 ASK ME WHAT? 430 00:17:33,938 --> 00:17:37,692 UM… IF, UH, IT MIGHT BE OKAY IF ROSS CAME SKIING. 431 00:17:37,775 --> 00:17:38,818 I WASN'T… 432 00:17:38,901 --> 00:17:40,611 OH, NO, I WASN'T GOING TO ASK THAT. 433 00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:42,488 I WASN'T GOING TO ASK THAT AT ALL. 434 00:17:42,571 --> 00:17:44,198 YOU GUYS ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 435 00:17:44,281 --> 00:17:45,825 NO, HE CANNOT COME. 436 00:17:45,908 --> 00:17:46,826 EXCUSE ME? 437 00:17:46,909 --> 00:17:48,577 "IT'S HORRIBLE." 438 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:52,373 OH, PLEASE, CAN'T I COME TO YOUR SPECIAL, MAGICAL CABIN? 439 00:17:52,456 --> 00:17:54,959 WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO COME, ROSS? 440 00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:56,669 YOU'RE A HORRIBLE SKIER. 441 00:17:56,752 --> 00:18:00,589 OH, OH… HITTING ME WHERE IT HURTS… MY SKI SKILLS. 442 00:18:00,672 --> 00:18:02,800 HERE WE GO AGAIN. 443 00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:04,218 I CAN'T HANDLE THIS, YOU GUYS. 444 00:18:04,301 --> 00:18:05,720 YOU KNOW, I CAN HANDLE IT. 445 00:18:05,803 --> 00:18:07,221 "HANDLE" IS MY MIDDLE NAME. 446 00:18:07,304 --> 00:18:12,309 ACTUALLY, IT'S THE… MIDDLE PART OF MY FIRST NAME. 447 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,561 ALL RIGHT, PHEEBS. 448 00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:14,687 THE CAB'S READY. 449 00:18:14,770 --> 00:18:15,897 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 450 00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:17,064 YOU'RE WELCOME. 451 00:18:17,147 --> 00:18:18,232 OH, I'M SORRY. 452 00:18:18,315 --> 00:18:20,067 WERE YOU SPEAKING TO ME 453 00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:22,361 OR SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE ELSE? 454 00:18:22,444 --> 00:18:24,112 WE WERE ON A BREAK. 455 00:18:24,195 --> 00:18:26,281 YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT THAT 456 00:18:26,364 --> 00:18:27,909 ON YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE? 457 00:18:27,992 --> 00:18:29,117 HEY, IT'S VALID, OKAY? 458 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,119 AND I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS SO. 459 00:18:31,202 --> 00:18:32,329 MONICA AGREES WITH ME. 460 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,122 WHAT? 461 00:18:34,205 --> 00:18:37,543 I DON'T KNOW. 462 00:18:37,626 --> 00:18:39,127 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT. 463 00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:42,089 WHAT I SAID WAS, WAS THAT I UNDERSTOOD. 464 00:18:42,172 --> 00:18:44,800 JOEY IS THE ONE WHO AGREED WITH YOU. 465 00:18:44,883 --> 00:18:45,801 OKAY. 466 00:18:45,884 --> 00:18:47,803 REALLY, JOEY? 467 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,723 WHAT? 468 00:18:50,806 --> 00:18:51,891 YOU KNOW WHAT? 469 00:18:51,974 --> 00:18:54,518 BUT THERE IS NO RIGHT OR WRONG HERE. 470 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,229 NO, I THINK IT'S VERY OBVIOUS WHO'S WRONG HERE. 471 00:18:57,312 --> 00:18:59,230 OBVIOUSLY NOT TO JOEY. 472 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,902 WHAT? 473 00:19:09,116 --> 00:19:11,242 HEY, GUESS WHO I AM! 474 00:19:17,582 --> 00:19:19,835 HEY, HEY, HEY! 475 00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:21,169 HEY! 476 00:19:21,252 --> 00:19:24,131 LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO CHANDLER! 477 00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:28,469 YEAH, LOOK, WE KNOW THAT THIS 478 00:19:28,552 --> 00:19:31,472 IS REALLY, REALLY HARD FOR YOU GUYS, OKAY? 479 00:19:31,555 --> 00:19:32,723 YOU DON'T… 480 00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:34,767 YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOVE EACH OTHER, OKAY? 481 00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:37,645 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LIKE EACH OTHER MUCH RIGHT NOW 482 00:19:37,728 --> 00:19:39,981 BUT… PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY 483 00:19:40,064 --> 00:19:41,315 TO BE AROUND EACH OTHER. 484 00:19:41,398 --> 00:19:44,151 YEAH, AND NOT PUT US IN THE MIDDLE. 485 00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:45,360 YEAH. OTHERWISE… 486 00:19:45,443 --> 00:19:46,821 I MEAN, THAT'S JUST… 487 00:19:46,904 --> 00:19:49,364 THAT'S IT FOR US HANGING OUT TOGETHER. 488 00:19:49,447 --> 00:19:50,365 YOU KNOW? 489 00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:51,867 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 490 00:19:53,410 --> 00:19:56,371 CAN YOU BE CIVIL? 491 00:19:56,454 --> 00:19:57,498 YEAH. 492 00:19:57,581 --> 00:19:58,707 I CAN. 493 00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:00,250 OKAY. 494 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,418 GOOD. 495 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,170 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET BACK IN THE CAR 496 00:20:03,253 --> 00:20:05,756 'CAUSE IT'S FREEZING AND MY CHEST IS UNSUPPORTED. 497 00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:07,299 UH, W-WAIT A SECOND. 498 00:20:07,382 --> 00:20:09,301 I MEAN, WHAT ARE WE DOING? 499 00:20:09,384 --> 00:20:11,011 WHO'S GOING WITH WHO? 500 00:20:14,639 --> 00:20:17,518 LOOK, YOU GUYS SHOULD… YOU GUYS SHOULD GO. 501 00:20:17,601 --> 00:20:18,644 NO, UM… 502 00:20:18,727 --> 00:20:20,395 YOU KNOW, YOU PLANNED THIS ALL OUT 503 00:20:20,478 --> 00:20:21,897 AND… 504 00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:24,525 I DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT SO YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST GO. 505 00:20:24,608 --> 00:20:25,567 COME ON, MAN. 506 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,111 YOU DROVE ALL THE WAY UP HERE. 507 00:20:27,194 --> 00:20:28,278 NO, NO, REALLY. 508 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,197 I'VE GOT TO TAKE THE CAR BACK ANYWAY. 509 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,366 I'M SPENDING ALL DAY TOMORROW WITH BEN. 510 00:20:32,449 --> 00:20:34,201 IT'S FINE, OKAY? 511 00:20:34,284 --> 00:20:35,202 JUST GO. 512 00:20:35,285 --> 00:20:37,955 NO GUILT. I PROMISE. 513 00:20:38,038 --> 00:20:40,041 THANK YOU. 514 00:20:40,124 --> 00:20:44,211 ALL RIGHT, WE'LL CALL YOU WHEN WE GET BACK. 515 00:20:44,294 --> 00:20:45,212 OKAY. 516 00:20:45,295 --> 00:20:47,089 MAYBE WE CAN GO TO A MOVIE. 517 00:20:47,172 --> 00:20:48,090 OKAY. OKAY. 518 00:20:48,173 --> 00:20:49,925 OR THE RODEO! 519 00:20:51,635 --> 00:20:52,553 THAT'D BE GREAT. 520 00:20:52,636 --> 00:20:54,722 OKAY. 521 00:20:54,805 --> 00:20:58,142 I WAS BEING SHELLY WINTERS FROM THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE. 522 00:20:59,977 --> 00:21:01,228 I KNOW. 523 00:21:08,819 --> 00:21:10,946 BYE! 524 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:36,931 ROSS! 525 00:21:37,014 --> 00:21:37,765 HI. SORRY I'M LATE. 526 00:21:37,848 --> 00:21:39,266 UH, WERE YOU SLEEPING? 527 00:21:39,349 --> 00:21:40,809 UH… NO. 528 00:21:40,892 --> 00:21:42,728 OH, GREAT. I WAS… 529 00:21:42,811 --> 00:21:45,981 SO I HAD TO GET YOU A WHOLE NEW BATTERY. 530 00:21:46,064 --> 00:21:47,399 I GOT YOU THE BEST ONE I COULD 531 00:21:47,482 --> 00:21:48,525 BECAUSE THAT'S NOT WHERE YOU WANT TO SKIMP. 532 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:49,693 YOU'RE A GENIUS, ROSS. 533 00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:50,903 YEAH, WELL, IT CAME TO 534 00:21:50,986 --> 00:21:52,696 ABOUT $112, BUT WHAT THE HELL 535 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,156 JUST CALL IT AN EVEN 110? 536 00:21:54,239 --> 00:21:55,866 OKAY, I'LL PAY YOU TOMORROW. 537 00:21:55,949 --> 00:21:56,867 OKAY. 538 00:21:56,950 --> 00:21:57,910 BYE. 539 00:21:57,993 --> 00:21:59,245 SO, THEY, UH… 540 00:21:59,328 --> 00:22:00,621 THEY ALL TOOK OFF. 541 00:22:00,704 --> 00:22:03,207 IT WAS PRETTY HARD WATCHING THEM GO, YOU KNOW? 542 00:22:03,290 --> 00:22:05,167 YEAH, OKAY, BYE. 543 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:10,296 SO I'M GOING TO TAKE OFF, THEN.