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What's so funny?

2
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Oh, nothing. It's an acting exercise.
I'm practicing my fake laugh.

3
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Oh.

4
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What? What's so funny?

5
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Oh, no, no.

6
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No, no. There's none of that in here.

7
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Oh, come on.
At least let me finish this last one.

8
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Okay, but only if you give me a drag.

9
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Okay.

10
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Oh, dark mother, once again
I suckle at your smoky teat.

11
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Why don't you hold on to that one.

12
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That's, like, the least fun game ever.

13
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I'm sick of your smoking,
so I brought something

14
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that is going to help you quit.

15
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Oh.

16
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That patch is no good.

17
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It's a hypnosis tape.

18
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A woman at work used it for two weeks
and hasn't smoked since.

19
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Ha!

20
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What's your problem?

21
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Nothing. It's just that
hypnosis is beyond crap.

22
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I watched you get hypnotized
in Atlantic City.

23
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That guy did not hypnotize me, okay?

24
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You always pull your pants down
and play "Wipe Out" on your butt.

25
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Forget hypnosis.

26
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The way to quit smoking is
to dance naked in a field of heather,

27
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and then bathe in the sweat
of six healthy young men.

28
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Or what my father calls "Thursday night."

29
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–Here you go.
–I didn't want cinnamon on this.

30
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Sorry.

31
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–Hi. Hi.
–Oh, my God! Frank!

32
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Ha, ha. Hi. How are you?

33
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What are you doing here?

34
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I would've called, but I lost your number.

35
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And then, uh, my mom locked me out
of the house, so I couldn't find it.

36
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And, uh, then I tried to find a pay phone,
and the receiver was cut off.

37
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What happened?

38
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Uh, oh. Vandalism.

39
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But also, what happened
between you and your mom?

40
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We got in a fight. She said that
I was too immature to get married.

41
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–You're getting married?
–Oh, yeah.

42
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Aah!

43
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My little brother's getting married!
Ha, ha.

44
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I knew you'd be so cool about this.
Uh, hey, do you wanna meet her?

45
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Do I?

46
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Do you?

47
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Yeah, I do.

48
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Cool, all right.
She's just parking the truck.

49
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I'm gonna… I'm gonna go get
my, uh, fiancée, man!

50
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I'd have bet good money that he'd be
the first one of us to get married.

51
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Isn't it fantastic?

52
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Yeah, but don't you think he's
a little young to get married?

53
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–What? He's 18.
–It'll be illegal for him to drink

54
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at his own bachelor party.

55
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Yeah, or to get a hooker.

56
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Always illegal, Joe.

57
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Hey! Hey!

58
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This is, uh, my fiancée,

59
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–Mrs. Knight.
–Ha–ha–ha.

60
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– That's my sister.
–You know, it's funny.

61
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Frank told me so much about you,
but you're not how I pictured you at all.

62
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Yeah, I'm a big surprise.

63
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–Here you go. Here, grab a seat.
–Oh.

64
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So how did you guys meet?

65
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Well, um, I was in Mrs. Knight's…

66
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I mean, Alice. Sorry.
I always do that. Ha, ha.

67
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I was in her Home Ec class.

68
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He was my best student.

69
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She was my best teacher.

70
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Aww.

71
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If that doesn't keep kids in school,
what will?

72
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And so now you guys are gonna be married?

73
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Yeah. Ha, ha.

74
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We talked about just living together,
but, um…

75
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we wanna have kids right away.

76
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Oh, my God!

77
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Great!

78
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Wow, kids. Frank,
are you sure you're ready for that?

79
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How hard can it be?

80
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You know, I mean, you know, babies.
Who doesn't want babies? Right?

81
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And besides, I never had a dad around.

82
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And now I always will,
because it'll be me.

83
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Really, we do realize that there's
an age difference between us.

84
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Good. Because you were
acting like you didn't.

85
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But when it comes to love,
what does age matter?

86
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–
–

87
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You are falling fast asleep.

88
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Deeper, deeper, deeper.

89
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You are now completely asleep.

90
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You don't need to smoke.

91
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Cigarettes don't control you.

92
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You are a strong, confident woman

93
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who does not need to smoke.

94
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A strong, confident woman.

95
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You know what? I realized in the last year
I've only gone out with Richard and Julio.

96
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You gotta help me out. Set me up.
Get me back in the game.

97
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Shouldn't be a problem. I work in fashion,
and all I meet are eligible straight men.

98
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Can I get you something else?

99
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Cheesecake and a date,
if you're giving them out.

100
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Heh. Haven't we covered that topic?

101
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–You just said to her––
–You wanna go out with me

102
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because of my wig, the big boobs,
and I serve you food.

103
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If that were true,
I'd be dating my Aunt Ruth.

104
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And the two times we went out,
it was plain awkward.

105
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You think she should go out with me,
don't you?

106
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Ha, ha.

107
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Well, I mean,

108
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are you sure you wanna go out with her?

109
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That ain't a pretty picture
in the morning, know what I mean?

110
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That wig all in disarray,
and boobs flung over the nightstand.

111
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Really. Think about it.

112
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Oh, I will. Ha–ha–ha.

113
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No, I know.
I know that this is Frank's life.

114
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You know?

115
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I don't wanna be judgmental,
but it's sick. It's sick and wrong!

116
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What, is it the age thing?

117
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No, I'm fine with the age thing,

118
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until it sticks its tongue
down my brother's throat.

119
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Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it.

120
00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:11,555
You think he'll enjoy it
when he's up to his elbows in diapers

121
00:08:11,638 --> 00:08:13,721
of all the babies
they have to have right away?

122
00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:19,596
This is not fair to Frank,
and it's not fair to the babies.

123
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You know what?
It's not good home economics.

124
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Have you told him how you feel?

125
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Yes. Not out loud.

126
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If you don't tell him, soon he'll be
married, then you'll hate yourself.

127
00:08:35,221 --> 00:08:38,971
Yeah, but if I do tell him,
then he's gonna hate myself.

128
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Look at him and his mom.
I can't.

129
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But you guys can.
You talk him out of it.

130
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No, no, no, no, no, no.

131
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Come on, you guys.

132
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You have nothing to lose.
I have everything to lose.

133
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Do you want me to lose everything?
Everything?

134
00:09:01,263 --> 00:09:02,930
No.

135
00:09:03,721 --> 00:09:05,721
Okay, I'm gonna go get Frank.

136
00:09:08,388 --> 00:09:11,805
We're walking down the street,
and I turn to you and say,

137
00:09:11,888 --> 00:09:15,221
"Let's go hang out at
Totally Nude Nudes." Remember?

138
00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:19,055
And then, heh, you say,
"Let's just hang out at your place."

139
00:09:19,138 --> 00:09:21,555
Well, that was a nice move, dumb–ass.

140
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I think you should go out with this guy.

141
00:09:25,763 --> 00:09:27,721
No, he doesn't do anything for me.

142
00:09:27,805 --> 00:09:32,138
Last Saturday night, what happened
on Walker, Texas Ranger?

143
00:09:32,221 --> 00:09:37,013
Well, um, Walker was looking
for this big busload of kids. Heh.

144
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All right, I get your point.

145
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–Hey.
– Hey.

146
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I forgot the combination to this
about a year ago.

147
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I just carry it around.

148
00:09:49,096 --> 00:09:51,346
–You got any ChapStick?
–Uh, yeah.

149
00:09:51,430 --> 00:09:53,305
Hey, how are those tapes working out?

150
00:09:53,388 --> 00:09:55,930
Pretty good. Good.
I haven't smoked yet today.

151
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I feel great and confident.
That is a stunning blouse.

152
00:10:03,888 --> 00:10:05,430
Thank you.

153
00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:07,346
–Here you go.
–Thanks.

154
00:10:07,430 --> 00:10:12,471
Okay, Mon. Let's give Pete a chance.
He was funny. He seems really nice.

155
00:10:12,555 --> 00:10:14,471
That check thing was adorable.

156
00:10:14,555 --> 00:10:16,388
What check thing?

157
00:10:16,471 --> 00:10:21,763
As a joke, this customer who has
a crush on me, gave me a $20,000 tip.

158
00:10:21,846 --> 00:10:24,680
His number's on the check.
He did it so I'd call.

159
00:10:24,763 --> 00:10:27,096
Pete Becker. Pete––

160
00:10:33,805 --> 00:10:34,846
Is this him?

161
00:10:35,596 --> 00:10:36,638
That's Bill Clinton.

162
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,763
Who's he hugging?

163
00:10:42,346 --> 00:10:46,221
Oh, my God. That's Pete.
Why is Bill hugging Pete?

164
00:10:46,305 --> 00:10:48,221
This guy invented Moss 865.

165
00:10:48,305 --> 00:10:50,763
Every office in the world
uses that program.

166
00:10:50,846 --> 00:10:53,471
–We use it!
–There you go!

167
00:10:54,346 --> 00:10:57,055
Oh, my God. Monica's gonna go out
with a millionaire.

168
00:10:57,138 --> 00:10:59,721
–No, I'm not gonna go out with him.
–Oh, my God.

169
00:10:59,805 --> 00:11:03,805
I can't believe this is a real
$20,000 check. This is so exciting.

170
00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:06,221
Or incredibly offensive.

171
00:11:06,305 --> 00:11:07,846
Yeah, sure. That too.

172
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,305
What?

173
00:11:23,846 --> 00:11:26,763
All we're saying is,
don't rush into anything.

174
00:11:26,846 --> 00:11:31,430
Come on, think about it.
You're 18, okay? She's 44.

175
00:11:31,513 --> 00:11:34,971
When you're 36, she's gonna be 88.

176
00:11:36,846 --> 00:11:38,471
You don't think I know that?

177
00:11:40,971 --> 00:11:43,513
Look, the point is…

178
00:11:44,305 --> 00:11:46,763
there's a lot of women
you haven't had sex with yet.

179
00:11:46,846 --> 00:11:50,721
Yeah, he's right. He's right.
This is your time, you know?

180
00:11:50,805 --> 00:11:54,721
You're young. You're weird.
Chicks dig that.

181
00:11:54,805 --> 00:11:59,263
But isn't sex better when it's with
one person that you really care about?

182
00:11:59,846 --> 00:12:01,846
Yeah, in a poem, maybe.

183
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:06,430
No, the man's right.
That's what I had with Rachel.

184
00:12:06,513 --> 00:12:07,971
You don't have it anymore?

185
00:12:08,055 --> 00:12:12,430
No, I, uh… I slept with someone else.

186
00:12:12,513 --> 00:12:15,680
So wait. So how did that
make things better?

187
00:12:17,221 --> 00:12:18,721
It didn't.

188
00:12:20,346 --> 00:12:23,846
What you used to have with Rachel
is what I got with Alice.

189
00:12:23,930 --> 00:12:25,721
Now what is that like?

190
00:12:25,805 --> 00:12:27,096
It's so cool, man.

191
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:31,763
It's because being with her is so
much better than not being with her.

192
00:12:31,846 --> 00:12:33,430
Yeah. Yeah.

193
00:12:33,513 --> 00:12:36,596
–Why can't I find that?
–I had it and I blew it.

194
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:39,263
–Well, I want it!
–You can have it.

195
00:12:39,346 --> 00:12:41,971
Maybe I can't.
Maybe there's something wrong with me.

196
00:12:42,055 --> 00:12:46,430
No, it's out there, man.
I've seen it! I got it!

197
00:12:47,096 --> 00:12:49,721
–Then you hold on to it!
–All right, man!

198
00:12:49,805 --> 00:12:52,763
All right! Congratulations,
you lucky bastard!

199
00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:55,055
You're Frank's best man?

200
00:12:57,596 --> 00:13:00,180
I couldn't help it.
Their love is so pure.

201
00:13:01,388 --> 00:13:03,388
What about you, huh?

202
00:13:03,971 --> 00:13:05,346
I'm the ring bearer.

203
00:13:22,971 --> 00:13:24,596
Hi! Oh, Alice, hi. Thanks.

204
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:28,388
I'm so glad you could come.
I've got a real, um, Home Ec emergency.

205
00:13:28,471 --> 00:13:31,721
–Oh, my God. Who died on this?
–Yeah, I know.

206
00:13:31,805 --> 00:13:33,721
It's a real "mustard–tastrophe."

207
00:13:35,221 --> 00:13:37,555
–Can you help me?
–Absolutely.

208
00:13:37,638 --> 00:13:40,680
Okay, first, we'll start
with a little club soda and salt.

209
00:13:40,763 --> 00:13:43,971
–Then if that doesn't work––
–You know what? Forget it. It's ruined.

210
00:13:44,055 --> 00:13:47,846
Oh, no, never say that. If you can't
get it out, cut around the stain,

211
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:50,596
add a little lace,
you make a stylish throw.

212
00:13:52,263 --> 00:13:55,763
Or instead, maybe you could just
not marry my brother, Frank?

213
00:14:00,555 --> 00:14:03,680
Can we make it smaller?
Make it fit on the head of a pin?

214
00:14:03,763 --> 00:14:06,138
I love when we make things
fit on the head of a pin.

215
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,513
–Got it, yeah.
–Yeah, okay.

216
00:14:09,013 --> 00:14:10,888
You have Monica Geller here.

217
00:14:10,971 --> 00:14:13,888
Uh, absolutely. Yeah, send her in.

218
00:14:14,263 --> 00:14:15,680
Hi.

219
00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:18,430
What the hell is this?

220
00:14:18,846 --> 00:14:21,596
Hang on for a sec.
I'll talk to you in the morning?

221
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:22,805
You got it.

222
00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:27,055
–I'm sorry. What?
–What's this supposed to mean?

223
00:14:27,138 --> 00:14:30,471
Well, you know,
I never know how much to tip.

224
00:14:32,221 --> 00:14:35,596
You double the tax.
Not double the tax of Romania.

225
00:14:36,888 --> 00:14:39,346
I mean, what's the deal?
Are you trying to buy me?

226
00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:41,596
Is this the way you get girls
to go out with you?

227
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,930
Uh, I'm still here.

228
00:14:47,263 --> 00:14:50,346
You're taking this wrong.
If I didn't leave you that tip,

229
00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:53,680
you wouldn't have come,
we wouldn't have this argument

230
00:14:53,763 --> 00:14:56,180
and there wouldn't be this,
uh, heat between us.

231
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,055
–What?
–Come on.

232
00:14:58,138 --> 00:15:02,221
You gotta admit that our relationship
is hitting a new level now.

233
00:15:02,305 --> 00:15:04,846
You were the chef, and I was the customer.

234
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:07,138
But now we're this couple that fights.

235
00:15:08,305 --> 00:15:09,721
Okay, um,

236
00:15:09,805 --> 00:15:11,096
you're a loon.

237
00:15:11,888 --> 00:15:16,180
Look, forget the check, okay?
I like you.

238
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,263
I think you're great.

239
00:15:19,055 --> 00:15:20,638
Come on, what do you say?

240
00:15:23,138 --> 00:15:24,555
I don't know.

241
00:15:24,638 --> 00:15:25,971
Why not?

242
00:15:26,971 --> 00:15:29,513
I don't wanna encourage this behavior.

243
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:34,471
One meal.
That's all I'm asking for. Please?

244
00:15:35,096 --> 00:15:36,680
We go out, we eat.

245
00:15:36,763 --> 00:15:39,388
If you don't have a good time,
I'll give you 10 grand, we're even.

246
00:15:51,013 --> 00:15:53,305
– Hi.
–Aah! No!

247
00:15:53,388 --> 00:15:56,471
Wait, no. Just put the mail down.
It's me.

248
00:15:57,763 --> 00:16:01,055
Sorry. Why were you just all in the dark?

249
00:16:01,138 --> 00:16:06,388
Well, um, your laundry smelled so good
that I thought I'd curl up in it.

250
00:16:06,471 --> 00:16:08,596
–Is that all right?
–Yeah, sure.

251
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,388
So how was your day?

252
00:16:10,471 --> 00:16:14,305
It's just probably the worst one
since I've been alive.

253
00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:18,596
What, um… What happened?

254
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,971
Um, Alice, uh…

255
00:16:21,055 --> 00:16:23,430
She, uh, called it off.

256
00:16:23,513 --> 00:16:25,055
Oh, no.

257
00:16:27,430 --> 00:16:29,805
Did, um… Did she say why?

258
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:32,805
Uh, no, not really.
Just that I was too young.

259
00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:35,805
I don't see how I could
suddenly be too young

260
00:16:35,888 --> 00:16:39,430
because I'm older than I was
when we first got together.

261
00:16:40,971 --> 00:16:43,430
Yeah, yeah, no, I don't…

262
00:16:43,513 --> 00:16:48,430
I don't know. But you know what?
Maybe it's just all for the best.

263
00:16:48,513 --> 00:16:52,180
Well, yeah, if the best is
like unbelievable pain.

264
00:16:52,263 --> 00:16:54,388
Oh, sweetie.

265
00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:57,930
You know, I was just finally happy.

266
00:16:58,013 --> 00:17:00,721
For the first time in my life…

267
00:17:01,346 --> 00:17:03,513
after my dad left me,

268
00:17:03,596 --> 00:17:08,721
and then getting arrested
for stealing those birds,

269
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:12,805
and then the whole punctured–lung thing.

270
00:17:14,013 --> 00:17:17,680
It's still really hard to take
deep breaths in cold weather,

271
00:17:17,763 --> 00:17:21,596
but with Alice,
all that stuff kind of went away.

272
00:17:22,888 --> 00:17:27,263
And now it's gone, and I don't know why.

273
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:33,221
Ugh. Well, I can tell you why.
It's because of me.

274
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,596
But you know what? I only did it
because I love you, okay?

275
00:17:39,888 --> 00:17:40,805
What?

276
00:17:40,888 --> 00:17:44,596
Um, I kind of had a little chat with Alice

277
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,971
and I sort of made her see
why you two shouldn't be together.

278
00:17:48,055 --> 00:17:51,471
And you'll see it too, one day.
You really, really will.

279
00:17:51,555 --> 00:17:54,180
Wait a minute.
This is because of you?

280
00:17:54,263 --> 00:17:55,388
Okay…

281
00:17:55,471 --> 00:17:58,721
Wait, no. My mother
didn't want us to be together

282
00:17:58,805 --> 00:18:01,805
but the worst thing she did
was tie me to the porch.

283
00:18:02,888 --> 00:18:04,013
Okay, but––

284
00:18:04,096 --> 00:18:07,763
I came to you because
I thought you'd understand.

285
00:18:07,846 --> 00:18:10,138
Oh, no!

286
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,680
No–– Ugh.

287
00:18:12,763 --> 00:18:15,013
I would storm out of here

288
00:18:15,096 --> 00:18:18,930
if I had some money or a place to go.

289
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:27,263
Oh, my God! The millionaire's here!

290
00:18:27,346 --> 00:18:29,471
Oh, my God!

291
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,763
Guys, please.
I'm just gonna have dinner with him.

292
00:18:36,846 --> 00:18:41,721
Okay, just because he buys you dinner
does not mean you owe him anything.

293
00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:44,346
I know.

294
00:18:45,513 --> 00:18:47,513
Okay, then get the lobster.

295
00:18:51,888 --> 00:18:53,055
– Hey.
–Hi.

296
00:18:53,138 --> 00:18:54,430
–Hi.
–Hey.

297
00:18:54,513 --> 00:18:55,721
Hello.

298
00:18:56,555 --> 00:18:59,221
Hey, how much cash you got
in your pocket right now?

299
00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:05,805
And that's why I'm not
inviting you in for a drink. Bye.

300
00:19:05,888 --> 00:19:07,971
Why not? Hey, come in for drink.

301
00:19:09,513 --> 00:19:11,638
–Where do you wanna go?
–You like pizza?

302
00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:15,263
–Oh, that sounds great.
–I know a great little place.

303
00:19:21,513 --> 00:19:23,471
You're not paying for the pizza.

304
00:19:23,555 --> 00:19:26,555
Come on, it's only fair.
You paid for the flight.

305
00:19:27,721 --> 00:19:28,930
Is that enough lira?

306
00:19:29,555 --> 00:19:31,430
Uh, I'd throw another 1,000 on that.

307
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,513
–How much is that?
–That's about 60 cents.

308
00:19:45,930 --> 00:19:47,721
Every night!

309
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:52,263
You don't need to smoke.

310
00:19:52,346 --> 00:19:54,930
Cigarettes don't control you.

311
00:19:55,013 --> 00:19:58,763
You are a strong, confident woman

312
00:19:58,846 --> 00:20:01,721
who does not need to smoke.

313
00:20:01,805 --> 00:20:05,180
A strong, confident woman

314
00:20:05,263 --> 00:20:08,471
who does not need to smoke.

315
00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:11,263
So can I.

316
00:20:17,263 --> 00:20:18,888
Hey, Frank.

317
00:20:20,013 --> 00:20:24,013
Look, I know that you think I did
this totally evil thing.

318
00:20:24,096 --> 00:20:25,638
But I so didn't.

319
00:20:26,763 --> 00:20:29,846
Someone's here who can explain this
better than I can.

320
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:32,846
We can go look.

321
00:20:35,305 --> 00:20:36,471
Hi, Frank.

322
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:43,596
Hi… Mrs. Knight.

323
00:20:45,888 --> 00:20:47,930
Phoebe's right, Frank.

324
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:52,471
It's hard to hear, but it would've
been wrong to go through with it.

325
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,471
I was being selfish.

326
00:20:54,555 --> 00:20:58,513
Even though we want
the same things right now,

327
00:20:58,596 --> 00:21:01,471
in the future, we may not.

328
00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:05,221
–Is that what it is?
–Yes, but not just that.

329
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,430
Right, not just that.

330
00:21:10,305 --> 00:21:15,680
Even though we love each other
as much as we do…

331
00:21:16,346 --> 00:21:17,888
nonetheless…

332
00:21:20,221 --> 00:21:22,013
–Nonetheless.
–Nonetheless.

333
00:21:24,513 --> 00:21:25,846
Um…

334
00:21:27,096 --> 00:21:29,346
You're too young…

335
00:21:29,846 --> 00:21:33,263
to really know what you want.

336
00:21:33,346 --> 00:21:35,013
That's right, exactly.

337
00:21:37,721 --> 00:21:39,888
That's a goodbye kiss.
That's good.

338
00:21:42,138 --> 00:21:43,513
Bye–bye.

339
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:48,971
The important thing is,
is that you see what I'm saying.

340
00:21:49,638 --> 00:21:51,846
This is clearly wrong.

341
00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:56,013
I've decided I'm gonna let this happen.

342
00:21:56,721 --> 00:21:59,096
Okay, can I just get my purse?

343
00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:01,805
– Mmm.
–Okay, all right, good.

344
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,221
Cigarettes don't control you.

345
00:22:09,305 --> 00:22:12,388
You are a strong, confident woman

346
00:22:12,471 --> 00:22:15,346
who does not need to smoke.

347
00:22:17,430 --> 00:22:20,846
Joey's your best friend.

348
00:22:20,930 --> 00:22:25,471
You wanna make him
a cheese sandwich every day.

349
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:33,055
And you also wanna buy him
hundreds of dollars worth of pants.