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–Here you go.
–Thank you.

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"Say, Rachel…

3
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I was wondering if you'd like to go
to a movie with me sometime…

4
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as my lover."

5
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Mm. Too out there.

6
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"Maybe you'd just like to get
something to eat with me sometime…

7
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as my lover."

8
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–Hi.
–Hi.

9
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All right, let's go shopping.

10
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You know, before we go, uh,
there's something I need to say.

11
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–Oh. Okay.
–Okay.

12
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I've kind of had this, uh…
This crush on you.

13
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But since you were with Ross,
I didn't do anything about it.

14
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Now that you're not, I'd really
like to ask you out sometime.

15
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So that's what I'm doing now.

16
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Wow. Um…

17
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I dropped a cup.

18
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So that's why within a few years,
that voice recognition

19
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is gonna be pretty much standard
on any computer.

20
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You know, so you could be, like,
"Wash my car. Clean my room."

21
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It's not gonna be able to do
any of those things

22
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but it'll understand
what you're saying.

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–Oh, this was so great.
–Yeah, it was.

24
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All right, then.

25
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Bye.

26
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Hello, people who do not live here.

27
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– Hi.
–Hello.

28
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I gave you a key for emergencies.

29
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We were out of Doritos.

30
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Hey, how'd the date go
with Mr. Millionaire?

31
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"Mr. Millionaire.
New, from Snooty Playthings.

32
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Third wife sold separately."

33
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He's great. I mean,
we have such a good time together.

34
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He's so funny and so sweet.
And I'm not attracted to him at all.

35
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–Still?
– No.

36
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It's driving me crazy. I mean, in every
other way, he's like the perfect guy.

37
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He has everything.
Plus, he actually has everything.

38
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Life–sized Imperial Storm Troopers
from Sharper Image?

39
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Two.

40
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Wow. Can Joey and I
put them on and fight?

41
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Oh, Mommy. Oh, Daddy.
I am a big old baddy.

42
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Oh, Mommy. Oh, Daddy.
I am a big old baddy.

43
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I guess he must've gotten the part
in that play.

44
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–Oh.
–Either that or Gloria Estefan was right.

45
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Eventually, the rhythm
is going to get you.

46
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–Joe, how's it going?
–Good.

47
00:03:55,095 --> 00:03:57,136
–Hey.
–Hi.

48
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Ah, so you're playing Adrianne, huh?

49
00:03:59,678 --> 00:04:02,303
Yes. Are you one
of the retarded cousins?

50
00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:08,136
No, no. Uh, I'm playing your husband,
Victor. I'm Joey Tribbiani.

51
00:04:08,220 --> 00:04:10,428
Hi. Nice to meet you. Kate Miller.

52
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Heh. So the, uh, play's pretty great, huh?

53
00:04:20,178 --> 00:04:22,803
Oh, yeah.
I love Jennifer Banberry's work.

54
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She's so brilliantly incisive

55
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when it comes to deconstructing
the psyche of the middle class.

56
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Oh, forget about it. She rocks. Ha, ha.

57
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Where do I know you from?

58
00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:40,928
Dr. Drake Ramoray?

59
00:04:41,761 --> 00:04:43,636
Days of our Lives?

60
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Voted most datable neurosurgeon
by Teen Beat?

61
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No, that's not it.

62
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So, you're a soap actor.

63
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Well, this must be exciting for you,
being in a real play. Hmm?

64
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Hey, I've done plays before.
I'm a serious actor.

65
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That infomercial.

66
00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,386
For the milk–carton–spout thing.

67
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You're the guy who doesn't
know how to pour milk.

68
00:05:09,761 --> 00:05:13,345
See, I actually can pour milk.
But I got you believing that I couldn't.

69
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Ha, ha. Now, see, that's acting.

70
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Right. At the end, you choked
on a cookie.

71
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Yeah, that was real.

72
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–Wow. I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
–I know.

73
00:05:26,595 --> 00:05:28,470
Well, So, what are you gonna tell him?

74
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Well, I told him I would think about it,
but I'm gonna tell him no.

75
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Huh.

76
00:05:34,928 --> 00:05:37,803
I mean, I think I'd say no
to anybody right now.

77
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Oh, but it was so strange.
I mean, I'm standing there

78
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with this charming, cute guy
who's asking me to go out with him,

79
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which I'm allowed to do

80
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and I felt guilty, you know,
like I'd be cheating on Ross or something.

81
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Wow. So, okay, maybe that means

82
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that you're not over Ross yet
and you have issues with your father.

83
00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:08,511
I don't have any issues with my father.

84
00:06:08,595 --> 00:06:10,636
Okay, so it's probably
just the Ross thing.

85
00:06:12,845 --> 00:06:14,928
I hate this woman. I hate her.

86
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She told everyone in the company
about that infomercial

87
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and now they all keep asking me
to open their drinks.

88
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Okay? And whenever I can't do it,
they're all, like, laughing at me.

89
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–Hello.
–(Chandler and Joey) Hey.

90
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So Rachel called.

91
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Wants to see me.

92
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Going over in a minute.

93
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–Wow. What do you think she wants?
–Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted

94
00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:46,970
and she realizes that life without me…

95
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sucks.

96
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It's possible. You are very lovable.
I'd miss you if I broke up with you.

97
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Just trying to be supportive.

98
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Well, be supportive like a guy.

99
00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:02,970
If I broke up with you, I'd miss you.

100
00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:09,886
–Hi.
–Hi.

101
00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:14,095
You, uh, wanted to see me?

102
00:07:16,845 --> 00:07:18,220
Yeah.

103
00:07:18,845 --> 00:07:21,845
Uh, here's a box of your stuff.

104
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What?

105
00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:28,095
Uh, it's just like hats
and a shirt and CD's.

106
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Just sort of stuff that you've left here.

107
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What are you doing? Are you trying
to hurt me or something?

108
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No.

109
00:07:37,178 --> 00:07:38,678
Ross.

110
00:07:39,928 --> 00:07:44,011
It just seems that, you know,
it's time we, you know, move on.

111
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I mean, don't you think?

112
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–Yes.
–Yeah.

113
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–Yes, I do.
–Good.

114
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Yeah, I really do.

115
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Hey…

116
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This was a gift.

117
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Ross, you got that for free
from the museum gift shop.

118
00:08:02,261 --> 00:08:04,261
It's still a gift.

119
00:08:04,345 --> 00:08:07,011
I got it from the gift shop.

120
00:08:08,553 --> 00:08:10,886
Okay. All right. Give me the mug.
I'll keep the mug.

121
00:08:10,970 --> 00:08:15,136
No. You know, don't do me any favors.
In fact, where…

122
00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:19,636
Where's the rest of my stuff? Huh?
Like my, um…

123
00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:23,178
Hey. This book is mine.

124
00:08:24,886 --> 00:08:29,595
And that T–shirt you sleep in?
I'd like that back too. Yes, I do.

125
00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:35,928
You know how much I love that T–shirt.
You never even wear that T–shirt.

126
00:08:36,011 --> 00:08:39,220
I'm just trying to help you move on.

127
00:08:39,595 --> 00:08:42,428
Oh, you are a petty man.

128
00:08:42,553 --> 00:08:44,761
You are a petty, petty…

129
00:08:44,845 --> 00:08:46,386
–Petty…
–…petty, petty…

130
00:08:46,470 --> 00:08:47,886
–…small…
–…small…

131
00:08:51,803 --> 00:08:54,053
You are so just doing this
out of spite.

132
00:08:54,136 --> 00:08:56,095
Uh–uh. No, no, no.

133
00:08:56,178 --> 00:08:59,386
I'm gonna wear this all the time.
I love this shirt.

134
00:08:59,845 --> 00:09:03,553
You haven't worn that since you were 15.
It doesn't even fit you anymore.

135
00:09:03,636 --> 00:09:06,470
–Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
–Yeah, yeah.

136
00:09:06,553 --> 00:09:09,095
Oh, okay, okay, okay.

137
00:09:20,261 --> 00:09:23,678
Now, if you don't mind,
I'm gonna take the rest of my stuff,

138
00:09:24,178 --> 00:09:26,261
and relax…

139
00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:29,470
in my favorite shirt.

140
00:09:31,303 --> 00:09:33,428
You have a pleasant evening.

141
00:09:43,178 --> 00:09:45,136
So you're, like, a zillionaire.

142
00:09:46,845 --> 00:09:49,261
And you're our age. You're our age.

143
00:09:49,845 --> 00:09:52,470
You know what?
You should, like, buy a state

144
00:09:52,553 --> 00:09:55,053
and then just name it after yourself.

145
00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:57,011
What, like, "Pete Dakota"?

146
00:09:58,553 --> 00:10:00,386
Or "Mississi–Pete."

147
00:10:01,595 --> 00:10:05,053
Ooh, ooh, I got it, "Pete Chicago."

148
00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,803
That's not a state, Joe.

149
00:10:08,886 --> 00:10:11,511
Oh, and "Mississi–Pete" is?

150
00:10:13,595 --> 00:10:17,011
I gotta go, so, uh,
I'll see you guys later.

151
00:10:17,095 --> 00:10:19,428
–Okay. You're our age.
–Okay.

152
00:10:21,303 --> 00:10:23,428
So, uh, are we on for tomorrow?

153
00:10:23,511 --> 00:10:25,178
Absolutely.

154
00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:29,053
Now get out of here, you.

155
00:10:35,095 --> 00:10:38,178
Okay, I'm running out of places
I can touch him.

156
00:10:38,845 --> 00:10:40,553
Is there something wrong with me?

157
00:10:40,636 --> 00:10:43,511
I mean, why am I only attracted to guys
where there's no future?

158
00:10:43,595 --> 00:10:46,178
Either they're too old
or they're too young.

159
00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:48,553
And there's Pete,
who's crazy about me

160
00:10:48,803 --> 00:10:52,136
and he's absolutely perfect,
and there's, like, zip going on.

161
00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:54,803
Seriously. Does it sound like
something's wrong with me?

162
00:10:54,886 --> 00:10:56,636
Yeah, kind of.

163
00:10:59,261 --> 00:11:02,386
Happy? Is that what
I'm supposed to be, Vic?

164
00:11:02,470 --> 00:11:03,928
Happy?

165
00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:06,678
Well, why don't you tell me
what you're supposed to be? Huh?

166
00:11:06,761 --> 00:11:09,303
Because I sure as hell
can't figure it out.

167
00:11:09,386 --> 00:11:11,886
I talk to you, and nothing.

168
00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:14,470
You look at me, and it's nothing.

169
00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:18,928
Nothing.

170
00:11:21,428 --> 00:11:22,678
Tasty.

171
00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:28,511
I'm really starting to feel like
you guys have a history. It's nice.

172
00:11:28,595 --> 00:11:31,011
–I have a question about this scene.
– Yes.

173
00:11:31,095 --> 00:11:35,636
Well, I don't understand
why Adrianne's attracted to Victor.

174
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,178
Peel the onion.

175
00:11:38,553 --> 00:11:40,720
First of all, he's good–looking.

176
00:11:40,803 --> 00:11:42,220
Yeah.

177
00:11:42,303 --> 00:11:45,428
I think my character is gonna need
a bit more of a reason than that.

178
00:11:45,511 --> 00:11:48,886
Oh, hey, how about this one?
Uh, it says so in the script.

179
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:54,761
You know, I don't know why
my character likes you either.

180
00:11:54,845 --> 00:11:58,011
I mean, it says in the script here
that you're a bitch.

181
00:11:58,553 --> 00:12:01,428
–It doesn't say that in the script.
–It does in mine.

182
00:12:04,678 --> 00:12:07,761
I can blow–dry it, I can put gel on it.
It doesn't matter.

183
00:12:07,845 --> 00:12:10,803
I still wind up with this
little cowlick–y thing

184
00:12:10,886 --> 00:12:14,553
on the middle part of my head.
It's so annoying.

185
00:12:14,636 --> 00:12:16,761
–Does it bug you?
–You bug me.

186
00:12:29,886 --> 00:12:32,886
Is there any chance you didn't see that?

187
00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:38,428
Ross, you gotta stop, okay?

188
00:12:38,803 --> 00:12:41,553
You can't just stare through
the peephole for three hours.

189
00:12:44,386 --> 00:12:45,886
You're gonna get peep–eye.

190
00:12:47,095 --> 00:12:49,886
I knew it. I knew it.
I always knew she liked him.

191
00:12:50,261 --> 00:12:52,220
She'd say no, but here we are, right?

192
00:12:52,303 --> 00:12:55,178
We just broke up,
first thing she does.

193
00:12:55,261 --> 00:12:56,928
You didn't just break up.

194
00:12:57,011 --> 00:12:59,011
Hey, it's been, like, three weeks.

195
00:12:59,095 --> 00:13:02,386
You slept with somebody three hours
after you thought you broke up.

196
00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:05,470
I mean, bullets have left guns slower.

197
00:13:07,095 --> 00:13:09,053
Here they come. Here they… Oh.

198
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:12,178
If she kisses him good night,
I'm gonna kill myself. I swear.

199
00:13:12,261 --> 00:13:14,095
I can't watch.

200
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,886
Come on. Date over. Date over.

201
00:13:17,761 --> 00:13:20,720
–Here we go. She's going in.
–Okay.

202
00:13:20,803 --> 00:13:23,303
She's going in. Ha, ha.
Wait. He's going in.

203
00:13:25,345 --> 00:13:26,845
He's going in.

204
00:13:26,928 --> 00:13:30,761
The door's closed. I can't see
anything with the door closed.

205
00:13:31,136 --> 00:13:34,803
And the inventor of the door
rests happily in his grave.

206
00:13:35,303 --> 00:13:37,970
Okay, I have to do something.
I mean, I have to stop it.

207
00:13:38,053 --> 00:13:39,345
–Stop what?
–I don't know.

208
00:13:39,428 --> 00:13:42,761
But I have a feeling
that my being there will do it.

209
00:13:42,845 --> 00:13:45,470
I'll go over and I will borrow something.

210
00:13:45,553 --> 00:13:47,595
–Juice. I need juice.
–No.

211
00:13:47,678 --> 00:13:48,803
–You can't.
–A little help.

212
00:13:49,636 --> 00:13:51,886
–They must be stopped.
–I am your friend

213
00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:54,011
and I am not gonna let you do this.

214
00:13:54,386 --> 00:13:56,720
You are surprisingly strong.

215
00:13:57,636 --> 00:14:01,261
–I need juice. People need juice.
–Look, man…

216
00:14:01,345 --> 00:14:04,053
–People need juice. Juice. They need––
–Listen to me.

217
00:14:07,970 --> 00:14:12,470
She's moving on, okay? If it's not
this guy, it's gonna be somebody else.

218
00:14:12,553 --> 00:14:14,761
And unless you're thinking about
subletting my peephole,

219
00:14:14,845 --> 00:14:19,178
you are gonna have to get used
to the fact that the relationship is over.

220
00:14:19,261 --> 00:14:22,303
Okay, man? It's over.

221
00:14:25,261 --> 00:14:28,553
–Yeah, okay.
–Okay.

222
00:14:28,636 --> 00:14:31,178
It's just I miss her so much.

223
00:14:32,386 --> 00:14:33,886
I know.

224
00:14:36,386 --> 00:14:38,595
Why do all your coffee mugs
have numbers on the bottom?

225
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,720
Oh, that's so Monica can keep track.

226
00:14:41,803 --> 00:14:45,595
That way, if one of them is missing,
she can be like, "Where's number 27?"

227
00:14:54,553 --> 00:14:55,720
You know what?

228
00:14:55,803 --> 00:14:58,470
No, and I don't think
I'm gonna want to.

229
00:14:59,053 --> 00:15:00,386
I can't do this.

230
00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:02,803
Yep. Yep.
That's what I didn't want to know.

231
00:15:03,178 --> 00:15:06,720
Yeah. Oh, Mark, I'm just doing this
for the wrong reasons, you know?

232
00:15:06,803 --> 00:15:09,345
I'm just doing it to get back at Ross.

233
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,720
I'm sorry. It's not very fair to you.

234
00:15:14,386 --> 00:15:16,928
Ah. Fair, shmair. You know?

235
00:15:17,011 --> 00:15:19,928
Look, you wanna get back at Ross,
I am here for you.

236
00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:22,928
Really.

237
00:15:23,011 --> 00:15:27,803
No, no. I say we get back at him
right here on this couch. Right here.

238
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,678
Oh, my God.

239
00:15:33,136 --> 00:15:34,595
I'm sorry about this.

240
00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:37,678
That's okay.

241
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–You sure?
–Yeah.

242
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I can just go home
and get back at him by myself.

243
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…and should become
the penicillin of the 21st century.

244
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And so today, this hospital
is about to take major steps

245
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toward leading that revolution.

246
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–It is truly ironic.
–Hey. Can I ask you something?

247
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Where are we?

248
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:12,928
Well, with all these doctors and nurses,

249
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I'm gonna say, Midget Rodeo.

250
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Just tell me the truth.

251
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:20,303
Okay.

252
00:16:21,761 --> 00:16:25,011
Um, you know, I don't think
I told you this,

253
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but, um, I just recently got out
of a really serious relationship.

254
00:16:29,595 --> 00:16:31,928
Oh, right. Wasn't that like a year ago?

255
00:16:34,011 --> 00:16:35,553
So I did tell you.

256
00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:38,470
Okay, well, you know,
that's not really the thing.

257
00:16:38,553 --> 00:16:41,595
The thing is, is that right now
I'm just in a place in my life

258
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–where I just need to focus on me.
–Mm.

259
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,303
–Do you know what I mean?
–Oh, yeah, I know.

260
00:16:48,511 --> 00:16:52,928
–I so want to be attracted to you.
–But you're not. Okay. Good.

261
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,761
I'm sorry.

262
00:16:56,845 --> 00:16:59,595
You know what? Don't be.
This is not…

263
00:16:59,678 --> 00:17:01,886
Don't be, because it's not so bad.

264
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:06,303
–It's not?
–Yeah. I know I'm no Jon Bon Jovi.

265
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Or someone you find attractive.

266
00:17:12,136 --> 00:17:14,345
I just think, you know,

267
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that you might end up
feeling differently.

268
00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:23,428
Well, look, I don't want this
to come out wrong,

269
00:17:23,511 --> 00:17:28,678
but, uh, you seem awfully confident for
a guy I just told I wasn't attracted to.

270
00:17:28,761 --> 00:17:31,261
Yeah, stupidly charming, isn't it?

271
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:35,178
Uh, listen. Let's…
You wanna get something to eat?

272
00:17:35,261 --> 00:17:37,678
Because this place is kind of depressing.

273
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:43,720
Now the man who made
this possible, Mr. Peter Becker.

274
00:17:44,261 --> 00:17:45,470
One second.

275
00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:57,886
I don't think this town is big enough
for the both of us to relax in.

276
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Draw.

277
00:18:06,136 --> 00:18:07,803
I wasn't doing anything.

278
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,761
Uh–oh. What did she do now?

279
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:19,345
Just because she went to Yale Drama,

280
00:18:19,428 --> 00:18:21,803
she thinks she's, like,
the greatest actress

281
00:18:21,886 --> 00:18:24,595
since sliced bread.

282
00:18:25,178 --> 00:18:28,428
Ah, Sliced Bread.
A wonderful Lady Macbeth.

283
00:18:29,136 --> 00:18:32,886
God, I just… I hate her. I hate her
with her "Oh, I'm so talented,"

284
00:18:32,970 --> 00:18:36,970
and "Oh, I'm so pretty,"
and "Oh, I smell so good."

285
00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:40,345
I think somebody has a crush
on somebody.

286
00:18:40,428 --> 00:18:43,386
Hey, Chandler, can we please try
and stay focused on my problem here?

287
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,595
You know?

288
00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:48,178
I'm talking about you, you big, big freak.

289
00:18:50,428 --> 00:18:51,678
Oh.

290
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,345
Oh. You're out of your mind.

291
00:18:54,428 --> 00:18:57,261
Hey, you've done nothing
but talk about her for the last 48 hours.

292
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,720
If you were in school yard,

293
00:18:58,803 --> 00:19:02,178
you'd be pulling her pigtails
and pushing her down now.

294
00:19:02,261 --> 00:19:04,761
Oh, yeah? Then how come
I keep thinking about her

295
00:19:04,845 --> 00:19:07,886
in all these sexual scenarios
and stuff, huh?

296
00:19:14,261 --> 00:19:18,386
Happy? Is that what I'm
supposed to be, Vic? Happy?

297
00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:21,511
Well, why don't you tell me what
you're supposed to be, huh?

298
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:24,095
Because I sure as hell
can't figure it out.

299
00:19:24,178 --> 00:19:26,720
I talk to you, and it's nothing.

300
00:19:26,803 --> 00:19:29,511
You look at me, and nothing.

301
00:19:42,553 --> 00:19:43,803
Nothing.

302
00:19:45,886 --> 00:19:50,011
You guys make me fly.

303
00:19:52,095 --> 00:19:53,511
High.

304
00:19:54,595 --> 00:19:57,470
Okay, we're gonna pick it up here
tomorrow.

305
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,136
–Well, that was, uh…
–Better?

306
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:05,678
Yeah, yeah, it was definitely…

307
00:20:05,761 --> 00:20:07,470
an improvement.

308
00:20:08,595 --> 00:20:09,803
–Good night.
– Uh, Kate.

309
00:20:09,886 --> 00:20:11,303
Yeah?

310
00:20:11,386 --> 00:20:14,178
You, uh… You forgot your shoes.

311
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,303
I'm probably gonna need those, huh?

312
00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:25,761
–Okay.
–Hey, listen,

313
00:20:26,636 --> 00:20:28,886
you, uh, feel like getting
a cup of coffee?

314
00:20:30,386 --> 00:20:31,595
–Um… Yo.
–Kate.

315
00:20:31,678 --> 00:20:33,595
–You ready to go?
–Yeah.

316
00:20:35,261 --> 00:20:38,345
Very nice. Very nice.

317
00:20:40,511 --> 00:20:41,803
So, um…

318
00:20:42,928 --> 00:20:44,886
–See you tomorrow, huh?
–Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

319
00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:46,470
–Right.
–Good night.

320
00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:57,761
Hey.

321
00:20:59,636 --> 00:21:02,053
Why isn't it "Spiderman"?

322
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,095
You know, like Goldman, Silverman?

323
00:21:04,803 --> 00:21:07,303
Because it's not his last name.

324
00:21:07,761 --> 00:21:10,678
–It isn't?
–No, it's not, like…

325
00:21:10,761 --> 00:21:12,511
Like Phil Spiderman.

326
00:21:15,428 --> 00:21:16,970
He's a spider…

327
00:21:17,053 --> 00:21:18,595
man.

328
00:21:19,636 --> 00:21:22,928
You know, like, uh…
Like Goldman is a last name.

329
00:21:23,011 --> 00:21:25,428
But there's no gold man.

330
00:21:25,886 --> 00:21:27,886
Oh, okay.

331
00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:29,720
There should be a Gold Man.

332
00:21:32,345 --> 00:21:33,928
–Hey.
– Hey, Rach.

333
00:21:34,011 --> 00:21:35,761
–How was work?
–Oh, great.

334
00:21:35,845 --> 00:21:38,803
Although I did sit down
where there wasn't a chair.

335
00:21:39,678 --> 00:21:42,178
By the way, Ross dropped by
a box of your stuff.

336
00:21:42,261 --> 00:21:45,636
Oh. Well, I guess I had that one coming.

337
00:21:46,136 --> 00:21:49,803
I'm just gonna throw it out. It's probably
just a bunch of shampoo and…

338
00:21:51,345 --> 00:21:52,636
Something wrong?

339
00:22:01,470 --> 00:22:03,678
Hmm. No. Nothing.

340
00:22:10,511 --> 00:22:14,095
So, uh, what kind of powers
would Gold Man have?

341
00:22:15,345 --> 00:22:18,678
Okay. Well, he would turn things to gold.

342
00:22:19,095 --> 00:22:23,220
–What about things that are already gold?
–Ah. His work is done.

343
00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:26,345
Okay, let's play my game.

344
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,470
Okay.

345
00:22:27,553 --> 00:22:31,345
All right, you yellow–bellied,
lily–livered…

346
00:22:31,428 --> 00:22:32,761
Draw.

347
00:22:35,970 --> 00:22:37,095
Yeah, it's fun.