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OR DICK.

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HEY.

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HEY.
HEY.

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LISTEN, I NEED A FAVOR.

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UM… I WAS
IN THE SHOWER

6
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AND AS I WAS CLEANSING MYSELF

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I, UH… WELL, I FELT SOMETHING.

8
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WAS IT LIKE A SNEEZE,
ONLY BETTER?

9
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NO, NO, I MEAN LIKE A THING
ON MY BODY.

10
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WELL, WHAT WAS IT?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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IT'S KIND OF IN A PLACE
THAT'S NOT…

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IT'S NOT VISUALLY ACCESSIBLE
TO ME.

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AND I WAS HOPING MAYBE
YOU GUYS COULD, COULD…

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HELP ME OUT.

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WHOA!
WHOA! NO!

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COME ON, YOU GUYS.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

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UH-UH-UH!

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HEY!

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HUH.

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WELL, WHAT IS IT?

22
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IS IT A MOLE?

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NO, IT'S TOO WRINKLY
TO BE A MOLE.

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IS IT WHAT,
A PIMPLE?

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NO, IT'S…

26
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FANCIER THAN
A PIMPLE.

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LOOK, ROSS…

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HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S…?

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OKAY, WELL,
IT'S DEFINITE.

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TWO MORE WEEKS
OF WINTER.

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YEAH. RIGHT.

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OKAY, AND THIS IS
THE COFFEEHOUSE.

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THIS IS WHERE
I PLAY MY MUSIC.

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GOOD DEAL.

35
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YEAH, AND THESE
ARE MY FRIENDS.

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PEOPLE, THIS IS VINCE.

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VINCE, THE PEOPLE.

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HEY.

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VINCE IS A FIREMAN.

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WOW! HAVE YOU EVER

41
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RESCUED ANYONE
FROM A BURNING BUILDING BEFORE?

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98 HOT SAVES.

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HIGHEST ON THE FORCE.

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YOU KNOW, IF JOEY AND I
PLAY WITH MATCHES

45
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WE COULD GET YOU UP
TO AN EVEN 100.

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FIRE SAFETY IS NOT A JOKE, SON.

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

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I KNOW.

49
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LOOK, I'VE GOT TO GO.
I'M ON CALL TONIGHT.

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SEE YOU SATURDAY.
OKAY.

51
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WOW, HE'S CUTE, PHEEBS.

52
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BUT I THOUGHT YOU JUST
STARTED DATING
THAT KINDERGARTEN TEACHER?

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OH, JASON?

54
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YEAH. YEAH, UH-HUH.

55
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WE'RE SEEING EACH OTHER TONIGHT.

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PHEEBS, WHAT…
PHEEBS?

57
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TWO DATES IN ONE DAY?

58
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THAT'S SO UNLIKE YOU.

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I KNOW, I KNOW.

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I'M LIKE PLAYING THE FIELD,
YOU KNOW.

61
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LIKE JUGGLING TWO GUYS.

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I'M SOWING MY WILD OATS.

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YOU KNOW, THIS KIND
OF LIKE, YOU KNOW

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OAT-SOWING,
FIELD-PLAYING JUGGLER.

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SO, DO THEY KNOW
ABOUT EACH OTHER?

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DOES A DOG'S LIPS MOVE
WHEN HE READS?

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OKAY, NO,
THEY DON'T KNOW.

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HEY, GUYS.

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HEY.

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WELL? HOW DID IT GO
AT THE DOCTOR'S?

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WELL, HE SAID THERE'S DEFINITELY
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

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IT'S TOTALLY BENIGN.

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WELL, WHAT IS IT?

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HE COULDN'T EVEN TELL ME.

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HE SAID IT WAS JUST SOME SORT
OF SKIN ABNORMALITY.

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AND THE WORST THING IS
HE SAID WITHOUT BEING ABLE
TO IDENTIFY IT

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HE WAS RELUCTANT TO REMOVE IT.

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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU SHOULD GO TO MY GUY.

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'CAUSE WHEN I WENT IN THERE
WITH MY THIRD NIPPLE…

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HE JUST LOPPED IT RIGHT OFF,
YOU KNOW?

81
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SO I GUESS I'M LUCKY.

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I MEAN, NOT AS LUCKY AS PEOPLE
WHO ARE BORN WITH TWO NIPPLES.

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WELL, AT LEAST THEY KNEW
WHAT YOURS WAS.

84
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YOURS HAD A NAME.
OH!

85
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MAYBE THEY'LL NAME YOURS
AFTER YOU.

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YOU KNOW, THEY'D
CALL IT "THE ROSS."

87
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AND THEN PEOPLE
WOULD BE LIKE

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"OH, HE'S GOT A ROSS."

89
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YEAH, THAT WOULD BE COOL.

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PETE'S BREAKING UP WITH ME.

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WHAT?
WHAT?

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YEAH, I JUST CHECKED
MY MESSAGES

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AND HE SAID WHEN HE GETS BACK
FROM ATLANTA

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"WE NEED TO TALK."

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AND?
WELL, THAT'S IT.

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PEOPLE NEVER SAY
"WE NEED TO TALK"

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UNLESS IT'S SOMETHING BAD.

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THAT DOESN'T
NECESSARILY MEAN

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HE'S BREAKING UP WITH YOU.

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REALLY?

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YEAH, MAYBE HE JUST
CHEATED ON YOU.

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AND I KNOW I'LL NEVER
GET RICH DOING IT

103
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BUT I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU
IT'S PRETTY COOL KNOWING

104
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THAT YOU'RE MAKING A DIFFERENCE
IN A KID'S LIFE.

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THAT IS SO GREAT.

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I…

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OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD!

108
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UH, WE BETTER CALL
THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.

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NO! NO!
NO? NO?

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WELL, WE DON'T…
WE DON'T NEED
A FIREMAN.

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WE… NEED, LIKE,
A GOOD MECHANIC.

112
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OH, MY GOD!
HERE THEY COME.

113
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WE'VE GOT TO GET
OUT OF HERE.

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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHY?

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LOOK, IF I WANTED
TO SEE A FIREMAN

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I WOULD DATE ONE, OKAY?

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YEAH, THAT'S ALL IT IS.
A THIRD NIPPLE.

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JUST YOUR RUN-OF-THE-MILL
THIRD NIPPLE.

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YOU CAN TAKE IT OFF.

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JUST SLICE THAT BABY
RIGHT OFF.

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TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF
AND LET'S SEE WHAT
WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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JUST SHOWING YOU
MY RUN-OF-THE-MILL

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SLICE-IT-RIGHT-OFF
THIRD NIPPLE.

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WELL, THAT'S NOT
A THIRD NIPPLE.

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FIRST OF ALL,
IT'S ON YOUR ASS.

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WELL, THEN, WHAT IS IT?

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WAIT A MINUTE.
HOLD IT.

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JOHNSON, WILL YOU COME IN HERE
FOR A MOMENT?
I'M WITH HAMILTON.

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HE'S GOOD WITH WEIRD THINGS.
BRING HIM IN, TOO.

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I'VE GOT TO GO WATER
PETE'S PLANTS.

132
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YOU KNOW WHAT?

133
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IF HE'S GOING
TO BREAK UP WITH ME

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MAYBE I WON'T
WATER HIS PLANTS.

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IF HE'S GOING TO BREAK UP
WITH YOU

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MAYBE JOEY AND I SHOULD WATER
HIS PLANTS.

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IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

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OR…

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WE COULD GO OVER THERE
AND PEE ON THEM.

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I CAN'T TAKE IT,
YOU KNOW?

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I'M ALWAYS AFRAID
ONE OF THEM

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IS GOING TO CATCH ME
WITH THE OTHER ONE.

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IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY.

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WELL, HONEY, THEN WHY
DON'T YOU BREAK UP
WITH ONE OF THEM?

145
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT, WHAT HAPPENED
TO PLAYING THE FIELD?

146
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WELL, IT JUST DOESN'T
FEEL LIKE PLAYING ANYMORE.

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IT FEELS LIKE WORK.

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IT'S LIKE I'M WORKING
IN THE FIELD.

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SO, PHEEBS, PICK ONE OF THEM.

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WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE MORE?

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WELL, VINCE IS GREAT, YOU KNOW

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'CAUSE HE'S LIKE…
HE'S A GUY GUY, YOU KNOW.

153
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HE'S JUST SO BURLY.

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SO VERY BURLY.

155
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OKAY, GOOD, SO THERE YOU GO.

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GO WITH VINCE.

157
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YEAH, BUT JASON'S
REALLY SENSITIVE.

158
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WELL, SENSITIVE IS IMPORTANT.
PICK HIM.

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YEAH.

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OH, SURE, GO WITH THE SISSY.

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JASON IS NOT A SISSY.

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NO, NO, NO.

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I MEANT CHANDLER.

164
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YOU KNOW, I HAVE DINNER PLANS.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH

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FOR COMING ON
SUCH A SHORT NOTICE.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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I'VE BEEN PRACTICING MEDICINE
FOR 23 YEARS AND…

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I'M STUMPED.

170
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AND THIS IS THE DEN.
CHECK THIS OUT.

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LIGHTS.

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WHOA!

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ALL RIGHT, LESS LIGHTS.

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BAD LIGHTS.

175
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LIGHTS GO AWAY.

176
00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:10,115
SEE, YOU JUST NEED TO FIND
THE RIGHT COMMAND.

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00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,617
YEAH. AND THE DIMMER SWITCH.

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WHOA.

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FOR A RICH GUY,
HE'S GOT A PRETTY SMALL TV.

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00:08:16,453 --> 00:08:18,290
THAT'S THE VIDEO PHONE.

181
00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,666
BUT HEY, YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE

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SO PLEASE DO NOT
TOUCH ANYTHING.

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I-KEA, THIS IS COMFORTABLE.

184
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THIS PLACE IS AMAZING.

185
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GOD, THAT IS
THE NICEST KITCHEN.
I KNOW.

186
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NO, BUT IT'S
THE NICEST KITCHEN.

187
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THE REFRIGERATOR TOLD ME
TO HAVE A GREAT DAY.

188
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LOOK AT THIS,
A MILLIONAIRE'S
CHECKBOOK.

189
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JOEY, PUT THAT DOWN.

190
00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,816
OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S PETE.
OKAY, GET OUT.

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HOW THE HELL DO YOU ANSWER
A VIDEO PHONE?

192
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Monica?

193
00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,365
I GUESS THAT'S HOW.

194
00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,201
Hey, Monica, how's it going?

195
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OH, IT'S GOOD.

196
00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:57,120
IT'S… IT'S GOOD.

197
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JUST HERE WATERING THE PLANTS.

198
00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,416
Don't forget that ficus
over there by Rachel.

199
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:03,877
UH…

200
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,502
CHANDLER'S ON THE COUCH.

201
00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:08,298
I see him.

202
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,175
You guys are
the worst hiders ever.

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00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,801
HEY, PETE.
HEY, PETE.

204
00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,469
HOW YOU DOING?
Hey, guys.

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00:09:13,552 --> 00:09:15,096
UH, PETE, THE OTHER DAY

206
00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:17,431
WHEN YOU SAID
YOU NEEDED TO TALK…

207
00:09:17,514 --> 00:09:21,186
JUST SO I KNOW,
IS IT GOOD NEWS OR BAD NEWS?

208
00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,688
Oh, it's good news.
No, it's definitely good news.

209
00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:25,523
Hold on a second,
I have another call.

210
00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:28,026
Hey, how's it going?

211
00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,028
NO, IT'S STILL ME.

212
00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:32,113
No, it's not. I've got
picture-in-picture here.

213
00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,574
Yeah?

214
00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:38,078
I'm going to have
to call you back later.

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00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:40,121
Monica, you…
I'll call you back later.

216
00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:41,373
OH, OH, OKAY.

217
00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,041
UM, SO I'LL SEE YOU SOON.

218
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,209
Okay, I love you.

219
00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,252
I LOVE YOU.

220
00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,462
WE LOVE YOU.

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00:09:48,712 --> 00:09:50,173
OKAY.

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00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,592
WELL, IT'S GOOD NEWS.
IT'S GOOD NEWS.

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00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,302
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
THE GOOD NEWS IS?

224
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,970
WOW, LOOK AT THIS.

225
00:09:56,053 --> 00:10:00,516
HE WROTE A CHECK FOR $50,000
TO "HUGO LINDGREN RING DESIGN."

226
00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,228
OH, SORRY.

227
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,812
WHAT DO YOU THINK
THE GOOD NEWS IS?

228
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,566
OH, MY.

229
00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,735
MONICA'S GOING
TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE!

230
00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:12,904
YOU'VE GOT TO GET MOM
ON THE PHONE.

231
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,572
CALL MOM! CALL MOM!

232
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:17,075
Hello?

233
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,160
AND THAT'S PETE'S MOM.

234
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,793
NO. YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT
A THEME WEDDING

235
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:30,796
LOOK
HOW MUCH MONEY WE'VE GOT.

236
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,842
YOU KNOW?
YOU COULD PUT MONEY
IN THE INVITATIONS.

237
00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:37,678
YOU COULD HAVE LIKE
LITTLE MONEY PLACE SETTINGS

238
00:10:37,761 --> 00:10:40,598
AND YOU COULD START
WITH A MONEY SALAD.

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00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:44,311
I MEAN, IT'LL BE DRY,
BUT PEOPLE WILL LIKE IT.

240
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,853
WOULD YOU STOP?

241
00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:47,605
WE'VE ONLY BEEN GOING OUT
A COUPLE WEEKS.

242
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,316
WE DON'T KNOW HE'LL PROPOSE.

243
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,943
BUT PETE'S NOT LIKE
OTHER PEOPLE.

244
00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,945
ON YOUR FIRST DATE,
HE TOOK YOU TO ROME.

245
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,696
FOR MOST GUYS, THAT'S LIKE

246
00:10:55,779 --> 00:10:58,074
A THIRD OR FOURTH DATE
KIND OF THING.

247
00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,118
WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT IT IS

248
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,078
THEN IT'S… IT'S CRAZY.

249
00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,579
MONICA'S RIGHT.

250
00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:06,166
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
GETTING MARRIED HERE, OKAY?

251
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,917
SHE CAN'T JUST
RUSH INTO THIS.

252
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,920
OH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
YOU MARRIED A LESBIAN.

253
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,471
ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO GO.
I HAVE TO BREAK UP
WITH VINCE.

254
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,806
OH, SO YOU'RE GOING
WITH THE TEACHER, HUH?

255
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,433
YEAH. I LIKE VINCE A LOT,
YOU KNOW

256
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,935
BUT JASON IS SO SENSITIVE,
YOU KNOW?

257
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,771
IN THE LONG RUN,
I THINK SENSITIVE IS BETTER

258
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:31,983
THAN HAVING JUST LIKE
A REALLY, REALLY, REALLY NICE…

259
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,776
BODY.

260
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,157
JASON. DEFINITELY JASON.

261
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,200
OKAY,
WISH ME LUCK.

262
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,867
GOOD LUCK.

263
00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:50,001
SORRY.
I WAS JUST IMAGINING

264
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,627
WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE
TO CATCH THE MONEY BOUQUET.

265
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,887
EXCUSE ME.
UM, IS VINCE HERE?

266
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,430
OH, SURE. VINCE!

267
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:03,598
YO!

268
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:08,811
WOW. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS
ACTUALLY USED THOSE.

269
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,106
SO, WHAT'S UP?

270
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:14,817
UM… WOW.

271
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:18,779
THIS-THIS ISN'T GOING
TO BE EASY, UM…

272
00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:21,199
I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD
SEE EACH OTHER ANY MORE.

273
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,033
UH-HUH.

274
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,829
GOOD DEAL.

275
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,498
I'M SORRY.

276
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,291
NO, NO. IT'S OKAY.

277
00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:32,085
IT'S JUST THAT, UH…

278
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,087
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING
PRETTY SPECIAL HERE

279
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,756
AND, YOU KNOW, I FELT LIKE
YOU WERE SOMEONE

280
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,632
I COULD FINALLY OPEN UP TO

281
00:12:38,715 --> 00:12:42,929
AND… T-THERE'S SO MUCH IN ME
I HAVEN'T SHARED WITH YOU YET.

282
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,638
OH, MY GOD, I DIDN'T
KNOW YOU WERE SO…

283
00:12:44,721 --> 00:12:46,723
NO. I'M SORRY,
I CAN'T TALK.

284
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,227
I'M GOING TO GO WRITE
IN MY JOURNAL.

285
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:56,651
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

286
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,280
I'M TELLING YOU, IF YOU WANT
TO TAKE CARE OF THAT THING

287
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,156
YOU SHOULD GO SEE
MY HERBAL GUY.

288
00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:04,075
THANK YOU,
BUT I WANT TO REMOVE IT.

289
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,909
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT SAVORY.

290
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:09,789
YOU KNOW, WHEN GIRLS
SLEEP WITH GUYS

291
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,999
WITH WEIRD THINGS
ON THEIR BODY

292
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:14,544
THEY TELL THEIR
FRIENDS ABOUT IT.

293
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,253
GIVE ME THIS.

294
00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:21,342
HI. OKAY, DON'T
BE MAD AT ME

295
00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:23,344
BUT I COULDN'T RESIST.

296
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,512
BRIDES MAGAZINES?

297
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,013
YES, AND I KNOW
THAT YOU SAID

298
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:27,932
YOU WOULD SAY NO
IF HE ASKED YOU, BUT I'M SORRY.

299
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:30,602
HOW GREAT WOULD YOU LOOK
WALKING DOWN THE AISLE

300
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,603
IN THIS DONNA KARAN?

301
00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:35,815
OH, YOU SO WOULD.

302
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,108
OH, YOU SHOULD GET THAT ANYWAY.

303
00:13:39,943 --> 00:13:41,821
WELL, FOR CLUBBING.

304
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:44,240
IT IS SO WEIRD.

305
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,159
I KNOW WHAT I SAID, BUT, UM…

306
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,495
THIS MORNING I WAS LYING IN BED.

307
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,205
I WAS, I WAS IMAGINING WHAT IT
WOULD BE LIKE TO SAY YES.

308
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,210
I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S
A LITTLE SUDDEN

309
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:57,420
AND IT'S A LITTLE RUSHED

310
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,005
AND IT'S TOTALLY
NOT LIKE ME

311
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,798
TO DO SOMETHING
LIKE THIS, BUT…

312
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,883
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T,
RIGHT?

313
00:14:02,966 --> 00:14:05,428
I MEAN, I'M-I'M CRAZY ABOUT PETE

314
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,472
AND I-I KNOW
THAT WE WANT THE SAME THINGS

315
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,890
AND WHEN I THOUGHT
ABOUT SAYING YES

316
00:14:09,973 --> 00:14:12,768
IT MADE ME REALLY HAPPY.

317
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,228
OH, MY GOD.

318
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,649
I KNOW.

319
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,149
I NEED MORE PIE.

320
00:14:21,985 --> 00:14:24,030
HEY, MON, UM,
IF YOU DO GET MARRIED

321
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,657
CAN I BRING TWO GUESTS?

322
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,411
YOU DIDN'T BREAK UP
WITH THAT FIREMAN?

323
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,955
NO. THAT WAS MY WAY
OF TELLING YOU.

324
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:36,417
WELL, IT TURNS OUT
HE'S INCREDIBLY SENSITIVE.

325
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,961
HE KEEPS A JOURNAL
AND HE PAINTS.

326
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:41,422
HE EVEN SHOWED ME
CHARCOAL DRAWINGS
THAT HE DREW OF ME.

327
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:42,674
WOW.

328
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,676
YEAH. WELL,
HE'D PREFER WATERCOLORS

329
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,761
BUT HE HAS EASY ACCESS
TO A LOT OF CHARCOAL.

330
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:51,307
SO THEN, ARE YOU GOING
TO DUMP JASON?

331
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,810
WELL, YEAH, BECAUSE I HAVE
TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE, AND…

332
00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:57,146
OKAY, SO JASON IS SENSITIVE

333
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,981
BUT, NOW, SO'S VINCE.

334
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:02,693
PLUS, VINCE HAS THE BODY,
YOU KNOW, SO…

335
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,573
IT'S REALLY
JUST ABOUT THE MATH.

336
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:14,955
JASON?

337
00:15:15,038 --> 00:15:16,248
YEAH? COME ON IN.

338
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,301
SO, PHOEBE YOU, UH, SOUNDED
KIND OF SERIOUS
ON THE PHONE.

339
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:29,178
IS, UH, IS
ANYTHING WRONG?

340
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,929
NUH-UH.

341
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,282
YOU MUST BE ROSS.

342
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,533
HI.

343
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,661
I AM GURU SAJ.

344
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,789
LISTEN, I GOT TO TELL YOU

345
00:15:56,872 --> 00:16:00,000
I'VE NEVER BEEN
TO A GURU BEFORE, SO…

346
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:02,503
WELL, RELAX. IF IT MAKES
YOU FEEL ANY BETTER

347
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,964
I'VE ATTENDED SOME OF THE FINEST
MEDICAL SCHOOLS

348
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,591
IN CENTRAL AMERICA.

349
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,384
WELL, THEN,
LET'S TAKE A LOOK

350
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,470
AT THIS SKIN ABNORMALITY
OF YOURS.

351
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,139
COME ON, HAVE A SEAT.

352
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,141
UH-HUH… HUH.

353
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,559
UH-HUH!

354
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,854
AS I SUSPECTED,
IT'S A KUNDUS.

355
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:23,149
WHAT'S A KUNDUS?

356
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,484
I DON'T KNOW.

357
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,736
WHAT'S A KUNDUS WITH YOU?

358
00:16:30,947 --> 00:16:32,908
PLEASE, LIE DOWN.

359
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:35,244
I'VE GOT A SALVE THAT OUGHT
TO SHRINK THAT RIGHT UP.

360
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,496
WELL…

361
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,789
I GUESS IT'S
WORTH A TRY.

362
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,081
OH, SURE.

363
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,083
WE SHOULD SEE
RESULTS… WHOA!

364
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,293
CLEARLY NOT THE WAY TO GO!

365
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,380
WHAT? WHAT?

366
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,758
WE APPEAR
TO HAVE ANGERED IT.

367
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,177
WE? WE ANGERED IT?

368
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,095
OH.

369
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,973
I THINK I SEE THE PROBLEM…

370
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:57,975
AND I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO USE

371
00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,602
A MUCH STRONGER TOOL.

372
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,105
LOVE.

373
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,981
OH, GOD.

374
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:09,445
ROSS, THERE IS
ABSOLUTELY NO WAY

375
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,447
THIS IS GOING TO COME OFF
UNLESS YOU START TO…

376
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,615
OW!

377
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,783
OOPS.

378
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,618
WHAT WAS, WHAT WAS THAT?

379
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,120
WELL, IT'S GONE.

380
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,664
W…? HOW'S THAT?

381
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,874
GOT CAUGHT IN MY WATCH.

382
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,209
HEY…

383
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,464
LIGHTS.

384
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,632
OOH.

385
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,134
UH, ROMANTIC LIGHTS.

386
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,552
OOH, NICE.

387
00:17:35,178 --> 00:17:38,516
SO, UH, THERE WAS THIS THING
I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

388
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,767
OH, RIGHT.

389
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:43,103
I COMPLETELY
FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

390
00:17:43,186 --> 00:17:45,272
WELL, UH…

391
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,734
I'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF THINKING

392
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,318
AND I LOOK AT MY LIFE…

393
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,987
YEAH?

394
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,948
AND I FEEL LIKE
I'VE CONQUERED
THE BUSINESS WORLD

395
00:17:55,031 --> 00:17:58,828
AND I FEEL LIKE I'VE CONQUERED
THE INTELLECTUAL WORLD

396
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,539
AND NOW I-I HAVE THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD.

397
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,335
WOW.

398
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,129
BUT THERE'S
ONE THING MISSING.

399
00:18:09,212 --> 00:18:10,881
WHAT'S THAT?

400
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,552
IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO CONQUER THE PHYSICAL WORLD.

401
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,474
OKAY.

402
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:21,768
MONICA…

403
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:24,687
I WANT TO BECOME

404
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,314
THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPION.

405
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,818
YOU WANT TO WHAT?

406
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,404
I WANT TO BECOME
THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPION.

407
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,031
IT'S THE MOST INTENSE PHYSICAL
COMPETITION IN THE WORLD.

408
00:18:36,114 --> 00:18:37,867
IT'S BANNED IN 49 STATES.

409
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,327
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

410
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,663
MY TRAINER HOCHI
IS TEACHING ME A COMBINATION

411
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,998
OF JEET KUNE DO
AND BRAZILIAN STREET FIGHTING.

412
00:18:45,081 --> 00:18:47,668
I EVEN HAD MY OWN
OCTAGON TRAINING RING DESIGNED.

413
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:51,631
AND I SUPPOSE YOU USED
A RING DESIGNER FOR THAT?

414
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,216
YEAH.

415
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,929
MONICA, I WANT YOU THERE
IN THE FRONT ROW WHEN I WIN.

416
00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:00,472
I WANT YOU CLOSE ENOUGH
TO SMELL THE BLOOD.

417
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:05,144
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

418
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:08,063
MY PARENTS WILL
BE SO HAPPY.

419
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:29,001
OH, NO. WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?

420
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,128
ALL RIGHT, JUST KEEP PLAYING.
JUST KEEP PLAYING.

421
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:34,381
YOU'LL GET THROUGH THIS.
YOU'LL BE FINE.

422
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,477
OKAY, THANK YOU…

423
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:50,439
AND, AS ALWAYS, NO ONE
TALK TO ME AFTER THE SHOW.

424
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,611
HEY.
HEY.

425
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,697
I WAS PASSING BY AND SAW
YOU WERE PLAYING TONIGHT.

426
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,532
IT'S KIND OF COOL
SEEING YOU UP THERE.

427
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,325
YEAH, WELL…

428
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,160
WHOA, HEY, HEY, WHOA…

429
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,287
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WHO'S THIS GUY?

430
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,707
I DON'T KNOW. HE JUST
STARTED KISSING ME.

431
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,249
GET HIM. GET HIM, VINCE.

432
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:13,212
WHAT?

433
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,672
YEAH. OKAY

434
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,674
I-I'VE BEEN DATING
BOTH OF YOU

435
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,468
AND IT'S BEEN
REALLY HORRIBLE

436
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:20,887
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW

437
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,723
IT'S BEEN
A LOT OF FUN FOR ME.

438
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,266
UM…

439
00:20:26,349 --> 00:20:29,603
BUT I…
I LIKE YOU BOTH

440
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:32,023
AND I, AND I DIDN'T
KNOW HOW TO CHOOSE…

441
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,566
SO I'M SORRY.
I'M JUST…
I'M TERRIBLE.

442
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,026
I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON.

443
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,318
I'M TERRIBLE.

444
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,737
PHOEBE, PHOEBE,
RELAX.

445
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,572
IT'S OKAY. I MEAN…

446
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,615
WE NEVER SAID
THIS WAS EXCLUSIVE.

447
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:43,534
YEAH. AND NEITHER DID WE.

448
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,036
GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK.

449
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,704
REALLY?

450
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,121
YEAH. I MEAN,
YOU KNOW…

451
00:20:48,204 --> 00:20:50,249
WE HAVEN'T BEEN
GOING OUT THAT LONG.

452
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,876
COME ON, WE HAVEN'T
EVEN SLEPT TOGETHER YET.

453
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:56,171
YOU HAVEN'T?

454
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,299
YOU HAVE?

455
00:20:59,382 --> 00:21:01,760
OKAY, WELL, THIS IS
NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

456
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,057
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

457
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,808
YOU SLEPT WITH HIM?

458
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:08,976
WELL, I MADE YOU

459
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,770
A CANDLELIGHT DINNER
IN THE PARK.

460
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,939
YOU KNOW, PHOEBE

461
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,982
I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS
REAL EASY FOR YOU.

462
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,030
WELL…

463
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,782
THAT COULD HAVE BEEN
REALLY AWKWARD.

464
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,496
YOU MADE HIM
A CANDLELIGHT DINNER
IN THE PARK?

465
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,625
YEAH, BUT I-I CAN
DO THAT FOR YOU.

466
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,085
I'M GOING TO DO
THAT FOR YOU.

467
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,920
YEAH. I CAN'T BELIEVE
I EVER WENT OUT

468
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,546
WITH SOMEBODY
WHO WOULD ACTUALLY

469
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,883
HAVE AN OPEN FLAME IN THE
MIDDLE OF A WOODED AREA.

470
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,019
EVERYTHING'S GOING
TO BE ALL RIGHT.

471
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,563
OKAY, DICK?

472
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,735
HELLO, I AM GURU SAJ.

473
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,236
WHOA!

474
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,865
HE'S SUPPOSED TO
BE A DUCK, RIGHT?

475
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:08,160
'CAUSE OTHERWISE, THIS
IS WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE.

476
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:10,579
YEAH, YEAH.
HE'S GOT A REALLY BAD COUGH

477
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,832
AND OUR VET… HE CAN'T
DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

478
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,667
SO IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU CAN DO?

479
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,252
HMM…
LET ME SEE.

480
00:22:17,335 --> 00:22:19,838
LET ME SEE.

481
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,966
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GET HIM
TO EAT A BAT?