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SO I GO OVER THERE…

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EXCUSE US.

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I'M SORRY.

4
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IT'S A LITTLE CROWDED.
DO YOU MIND IF WE SIT…

5
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YEAH, COULD YOU SKOOCH?

6
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MOVE OVER JUST
A LITTLE BIT?

7
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

8
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KEEP ON SKOOCHING.

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GRACIAS.

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SO…

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I GO OVER THERE,
AND I'M…

12
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WHAT… WHAT
IS WRONG WITH ME?

13
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
TIM…

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I HAVE A FEELING…

15
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I… MY WIFE IS SLEEPING
WITH HER GYNECOLOGIST.

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OH, NO. REALLY?

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HOW DO YOU KNOW?

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WELL, YOU KNOW,
HE'S GOT ACCESS.

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YOU KNOW, YOU JUST FEEL
AND YOU GET, YOU KNOW?

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LIKE GOING BOWLING
AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN
SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHOES?

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THAT'S THE ONE.

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ALL RIGHT,
SO YOU WENT TO PETE'S…

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WHAT HAPPENED?

24
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WHY IS THIS
HAPPENING TO ME?

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I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE IT'S MY WOUND.

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FORGET IT.

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YOUR WOUND?

28
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IT'S NOT HEALED YET?

29
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NO. IT OOZES.

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COULD YOU
PASS THE CREAM?

31
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OH, THERE'S THE CREAM.

32
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

33
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TOMAS, THIS
IS GOING TO BE HARD,

34
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BUT I WANTED IT TO COME
FROM ME AND NOBODY ELSE.

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WHAT IS IT, TIM?
IT'S ME. I'VE BEEN
SLEEPING WITH YOUR WIFE.

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SO YOU'RE
THE GYNECOLOGIST?

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HEY, I'M TRYING TO HAVE
A PRIVATE CONVERSATION.

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OH, CAN I HAVE
A NAPKIN, PLEASE?

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PLEASE HAND A…

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GIVE ME THE THING,
ALL RIGHT?

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OH, THAT'S IT,
ALL RIGHT. ENOUGH!

42
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AND YOU ARE
NO LONGER MY FRIEND!

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WE ARE FINISH!

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NADA! NO MORE!

45
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YOU ARE A BASTARD
FOR DOING THIS!

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GET AWAY FROM ME!

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TOMAS, PLEASE.

48
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COME BACK HERE.

49
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SO, MONICA, WHAT WERE
YOU GOING TO TELL US?

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I HAVE NO IDEA.

51
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SO, COME ON,
WHAT WAS THE BIG NEWS

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PETE WANTED
TO TELL YOU, MON?

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OR SHOULD I SAY,
MRS. MONICA BECKER?

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NO, NO.
OH, KEEP YOUR NAME

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DON'T TAKE HIS NAME.

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HE DIDN'T ASK ME
TO MARRY HIM.

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WELL, THEN, DEFINITELY
DON'T TAKE HIS NAME.

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HE WANTED TO TELL ME
HE'S GOING TO COMPETE

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IN SOME ULTIMATE
FIGHTING COMPETITION THINGY.

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PETE?
WHAT?

61
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WHY? WHAT IS IT?

62
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I DON'T KNOW,
EXACTLY.

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IT'S SORT OF LIKE WRESTLING.

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OH?

65
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BUT WITHOUT THE COSTUMES.

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OH.

67
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AND IT'S NOT FAKE.

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IT'S TOTALLY BRUTAL.

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YEAH, IT'S TWO GUYS
IN THE RING,

70
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AND THE RULES ARE…

71
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THERE ARE NO RULES.

72
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YOU CAN, LIKE, BITE

73
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AND PULL PEOPLE'S
HAIR AND STUFF?

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ANYTHING GOES EXCEPT
EYE-GOUGING AND FISHHOOKING.

75
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WHAT'S FISHHOOKING?

76
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"WHAT'S FISH…"

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THANKS, MAN.
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN
REALLY HARD TO DESCRIBE.

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WHAT IS THAT TASTE?

79
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WHAT? MY HANDS
ARE TOTALLY CLEAN.

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I JUST GAVE
THE DUCK A BATH.

81
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SO THANKS FOR THE WARM WELCOME.

82
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IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU GUYS
ON MY TEAM.

83
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I COME TO PLAY.
I HOPE YOU DO, TOO.

84
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NOW LET'S GO OUT THERE
AND GET 'EM.

85
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AND REMEMBER…

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THERE IS NO "I" IN "TEAM."

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YES, BUT THERE'S TWO
IN "MARTINI."

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SO EVERYBODY
BACK TO MY OFFICE.

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YOU… CHUCKLES.

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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

91
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IT'S BING, SIR.

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I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST…

93
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NO, NO.
I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID.

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FUNNY. I LIKE FUNNY.

95
00:04:06,655 --> 00:04:07,823
OH. WELL…

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00:04:07,906 --> 00:04:08,908
THIS TEAM'S ABOUT HARD WORK,

97
00:04:08,991 --> 00:04:10,826
BUT IT'S ALSO ABOUT HAVING FUN.

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GOOD TO HAVE YOU
ABOARD, BING!

99
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THAT'S RIGHT. RYDER.

100
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WINONA RYDER, FOR SIX.

101
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THANK YOU.

102
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YEAH, WE HAVE
THE RESERVATIONS.

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ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.

104
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WAY TO GO!

105
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DUDE, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?

106
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THANK YOU. TODAY, MY BOSS
KEPT SLAPPING MY BUTT

107
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AND HE WAS ACTING
LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL.

108
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WHAT DID YOU DO
ABOUT IT?

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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE GUY

110
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WHO HAS A PROBLEM WITH HIS BOSS
SLAPPING HIS BOTTOM.

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I GOT TO TELL YOU,
I THINK IT'S OKAY
TO BE THAT GUY.

112
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YEAH, MAYBE IT'S LIKE,
YOU KNOW, THAT JOCK THING.

113
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YOU KNOW,
HOW FOOTBALL PLAYERS

114
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PAT EACH OTHER
AFTER TOUCHDOWNS.

115
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YOU KNOW,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND GUYS.

116
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I MEAN, I… I WOULD NEVER
CONGRATULATE MONICA

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ON A GREAT STEW

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BY, YOU KNOW,
GRABBING HER BOOB.

119
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YEAH, I KNOW.
FOR A REALLY GREAT STEW

120
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YOU JUST STICK YOUR HEAD
IN BETWEEN THEM.

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CAN WE PLEASE GO EAT?

122
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YEAH.
WHAT ARE WE GETTING?

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ANYTHING BUT STEW.

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ALL RIGHT, SO,
CHANDLER, FROM NOW ON

125
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DON'T GIVE YOUR BOSS
A CHANCE TO GET YOU.

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JUST DON'T TURN
YOUR BACK TO HIM.

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YEAH, OR YOU COULD TEACH HIM
A LESSON, YOU KNOW?

128
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WHAT YOU COULD DO
IS YOU COULD RUB SOMETHING

129
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THAT SMELLS REALLY BAD

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ON YOUR BUTT, RIGHT?

131
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THEN, WHEN HE
GOES TO SMACK YOU

132
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HIS HAND WILL SMELL.

133
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NOW, WHAT COULD
YOU RUB ON YOUR BUTT

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THAT WOULD SMELL BAD?

135
00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:53,136
WHAT IF JOEY
WAS PRESIDENT?

136
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HEY, RACH, CAN
I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

137
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YEAH.
OKAY.

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YOU CAN
TOTALLY SAY NO.

139
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BUT, UM, WOULD IT
BE OKAY WITH YOU

140
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IF I SET ROSS UP
ON A DATE?

141
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OH. UH… WITH WHO?

142
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MY FRIEND BONNIE.

143
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SHE ALWAYS THOUGHT
ROSS WAS REALLY CUTE.

144
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AND NOW THAT YOU TWO
AREN'T TOGETHER

145
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SHE ASKED
IF I COULD SET IT UP.

146
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BUT IF YOU'RE
NOT COOL WITH IT…

147
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WHICH ONE
IS BONNIE AGAIN?

148
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YOU REMEMBER HER
FROM MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
TWO YEARS AGO?

149
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SHE'S, LIKE,
AVERAGE HEIGHT…

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MEDIUM BUILD…

151
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BALD.

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OH.

153
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THAT'S FINE.

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GREAT! OKAY.

155
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GOOD FOR YOU.

156
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ALL RIGHT!

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YOU ARE IRON!

158
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YOU ARE STEEL!

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LET ME ASK
YOU SOMETHING.

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HOW COME WHEN I CALL
YOUR COMPUTER SUPPORT LINE

161
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I HAVE TO WAIT
AN HOUR AND A HALF?

162
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I TOLD YOU, WE'RE ADDING
NEW OPERATORS ALL THE TIME.

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CAN WE CONCENTRATE
ON MY TRAINING?

164
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IT'S JUST HARD WHEN I KNOW
I HAVE E-MAIL I CAN'T GET!

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HI.

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MONICA.

167
00:07:01,204 --> 00:07:02,122
HEY.

168
00:07:02,205 --> 00:07:03,165
HI, HONEY.

169
00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:06,042
ON THE TABLE.

170
00:07:07,670 --> 00:07:10,130
HEY, UM…
SO LISTEN, UM…

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MY FRIENDS WERE TELLING ME
A LITTLE BIT ABOUT

172
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THIS ULTIMATE
FIGHTING THING.

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IT SOUNDS
REALLY DANGEROUS.

174
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I DON'T WANT YOU
TO GET HURT BECAUSE I…

175
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I KIND OF LIKE YOU.

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BELIEVE ME, I DON'T
WANT TO GET HURT, EITHER.

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I'M BEING SMART ABOUT THIS.

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SEE THESE GUYS?

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THEY'RE THE BEST TRAINERS
IN THE WORLD.

180
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HOCHI HERE
USED TO BE A PAID ASSASSIN.

181
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A HOUSE PAINTER.
HE USED TO BE A HOUSE PAINTER.

182
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PROMISE ME
YOU'LL BE CAREFUL.

183
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I PROMISE.

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ARE WE STILL ON
FOR TONIGHT?

185
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YEAH.
GOOD.

186
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MAYBE WE CAN HAVE
A LITTLE WORKOUT
OF OUR OWN.

187
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NO! NO BOOM-BOOM
BEFORE BIG FIGHT!

188
00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,465
HOW ABOUT
JUST A "BOOM"?

189
00:07:57,636 --> 00:07:58,887
WOW, THAT WAS DEPRESSING.

190
00:07:58,970 --> 00:08:00,222
I THINK I JUST
BOUGHT A SOFT PRETZEL

191
00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:01,557
FROM ONE OF THE KIDS
FROM FAME.

192
00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:02,891
OH…
OH…

193
00:08:02,974 --> 00:08:04,560
READY TO GO TO THE MOVIES?

194
00:08:04,643 --> 00:08:06,562
MM-HMM. OH, RACH,
THIS IS BONNIE.

195
00:08:06,645 --> 00:08:08,648
HI.

196
00:08:08,731 --> 00:08:10,107
THIS IS BONNIE?

197
00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,318
THIS IS BONNIE?
YOU'RE BONNIE?

198
00:08:12,401 --> 00:08:15,404
I CAN SHOW YOU AN I.D.
IF YOU WANT.

199
00:08:15,487 --> 00:08:16,947
OH, NO. I'M SORRY.

200
00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,659
YOU LOOK A LOT DIFFERENT
THAN THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU.

201
00:08:19,742 --> 00:08:23,370
OH, YEAH. WELL, I JUST
STARTED WEARING BRAS AGAIN.

202
00:08:23,453 --> 00:08:26,749
OH, THAT MUST BE IT.

203
00:08:26,832 --> 00:08:28,083
WELL, I HOPE YOU
HAVE FUN TONIGHT.

204
00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:29,501
THANKS. YOU, TOO.

205
00:08:36,132 --> 00:08:37,677
YOU SAID SHE WAS BALD.

206
00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,720
YEAH, SHE WAS BALD.
SHE'S NOT NOW.

207
00:08:41,513 --> 00:08:43,557
HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME
THAT SHE HAS HAIR?

208
00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:46,727
I DON'T KNOW.
I HARDLY EVER SAY
THAT ABOUT PEOPLE.

209
00:08:46,810 --> 00:08:48,771
OH, WELL,
THIS IS JUST PERFECT!

210
00:08:48,854 --> 00:08:50,773
WELL, I'M SORRY.

211
00:08:50,856 --> 00:08:52,399
I THOUGHT
YOU SAID IT WAS OKAY.

212
00:08:52,482 --> 00:08:53,818
YEAH, I SAID IT WAS OKAY
WHEN I THOUGHT

213
00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:55,528
SHE WAS SOME
WEIRD BALD CHICK.

214
00:08:55,611 --> 00:08:57,196
I MEAN, YOU KNOW…

215
00:08:57,279 --> 00:08:59,865
THAT GIRL HAS GOT HAIR
ALL OVER HER HEAD.

216
00:09:02,158 --> 00:09:03,369
WELL, MAYBE
IT WON'T WORK OUT.

217
00:09:03,452 --> 00:09:05,120
MAYBE ROSS WON'T LIKE
HER PERSONALITY.

218
00:09:05,203 --> 00:09:06,455
DOES SHE HAVE
A BAD PERSONALITY?

219
00:09:06,538 --> 00:09:07,956
NO. BONNIE'S THE BEST.

220
00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:15,421
BING!

221
00:09:17,466 --> 00:09:18,801
READ YOUR
COMPUTEK PROPOSAL.

222
00:09:18,884 --> 00:09:20,302
REAL HOME RUN.

223
00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:21,637
OOH!

224
00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,138
BARELY GOT YOU
THAT TIME.

225
00:09:23,221 --> 00:09:25,140
GET OVER HERE.

226
00:09:25,223 --> 00:09:26,642
COME ON.

227
00:09:26,725 --> 00:09:28,602
WHAM! GOOD ONE.

228
00:09:28,685 --> 00:09:29,978
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

229
00:09:30,061 --> 00:09:32,398
KEEP AT IT, TEAM.

230
00:09:32,481 --> 00:09:33,858
WHAT IS WITH HIM?

231
00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:35,651
WITH HIM?
YOU'RE HIS FAVORITE.

232
00:09:35,734 --> 00:09:37,319
YOU'RE HIS GUY.

233
00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:38,862
WE NEVER GET SMACKED.

234
00:09:40,489 --> 00:09:42,658
WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
HE SMACKED YOU ONCE.

235
00:09:42,741 --> 00:09:46,161
NOT ON PURPOSE.
HE RICOCHETED OFF YOU
AND GOT ME.

236
00:09:46,244 --> 00:09:49,707
AND I'M TELLING YOU,
I NEED SOME SMACKS.

237
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,834
I GOT A KID STARTING
DARTMOUTH IN THE FALL.

238
00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:53,753
DARTMOUTH?
WHO WENT TO DARTMOUTH?

239
00:09:53,836 --> 00:09:54,961
DARTMOUTH SUCKS.

240
00:09:55,044 --> 00:09:56,171
DID YOU GO
TO DARTMOUTH, BING?

241
00:09:56,254 --> 00:09:58,882
NO, SIR.
THERE YOU GO!

242
00:10:05,555 --> 00:10:06,849
HEY.

243
00:10:06,932 --> 00:10:08,434
GOD, ROSS,
WHAT IS THAT?

244
00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:10,519
IT'S THE ULTIMATE
FIGHTING COMBO.

245
00:10:10,602 --> 00:10:14,230
I SAVED 30 CENTS, PLUS
I GET TO KEEP THE CUP. YAY!

246
00:10:15,774 --> 00:10:18,360
FROM NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK

247
00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:22,698
APPEARING IN HIS ULTIMATE
FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP DEBUT…

248
00:10:22,781 --> 00:10:26,702
HE'S KNOWN FOR HIS

249
00:10:27,744 --> 00:10:28,829
432
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…

250
00:10:28,912 --> 00:10:31,206
INTRODUCING…

251
00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:34,042
PETE… BECKER!

252
00:10:35,794 --> 00:10:39,131
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!

253
00:10:39,214 --> 00:10:40,465
I LOVE YOU, PETE!

254
00:10:44,928 --> 00:10:49,182
AND HIS OPPONENT, FROM
HUNTINGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA…

255
00:10:49,265 --> 00:10:51,727
HE'S A 300-POUND

256
00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:53,604
STREET FIGHTER…

257
00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:56,147
TANK ABBOTT!

258
00:11:08,744 --> 00:11:10,496
PETE! PETE!

259
00:11:10,579 --> 00:11:12,873
THAT GUY'S
PRETTY HUGE.

260
00:11:12,956 --> 00:11:14,541
DON'T WORRY.
HOCHI TAUGHT ME HOW TO USE

261
00:11:14,624 --> 00:11:16,251
AN OPPONENT'S STRENGTH
AND WEIGHT AGAINST HIM.

262
00:11:16,334 --> 00:11:20,630
THEN THAT GUY IS IN SERIOUS,
SERIOUS TROUBLE.

263
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,470
ALL RIGHT, YOU GO
GET HIM! LET'S GO!

264
00:11:28,805 --> 00:11:30,641
HERE WE GO, GENTLEMEN.
HERE WE GO.

265
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:31,724
ARE YOU READY?

266
00:11:34,811 --> 00:11:36,146
ARE YOU READY?

267
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,898
LET'S GET IT ON!

268
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:46,281
UH-OH.

269
00:11:46,364 --> 00:11:47,824
OH!

270
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,586
HEY.

271
00:11:59,669 --> 00:12:01,922
IT'S ME.

272
00:12:02,005 --> 00:12:04,299
MO-NI-CA.

273
00:12:06,217 --> 00:12:09,221
CAN I JUST TELL YOU
HOW PROUD I AM OF YOU?

274
00:12:09,304 --> 00:12:11,849
IT WOULD BE NICE AFTER
HEARING 20,000 PEOPLE CHANT

275
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,768
"YOU SUCK!"

276
00:12:14,851 --> 00:12:16,812
I MEAN, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE NUTS AT FIRST

277
00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:18,647
BUT YOU DID IT.

278
00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:20,232
NOW YOU CAN JUST LOOK BACK
AT THIS WHOLE THING

279
00:12:20,315 --> 00:12:21,901
WITH NO REGRETS.

280
00:12:21,984 --> 00:12:23,610
LOOK BACK?

281
00:12:23,693 --> 00:12:26,196
WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO KEEP GOING, ARE YOU?

282
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,072
WELL, LET ME ASK
YOU A QUESTION.

283
00:12:28,155 --> 00:12:30,325
AM I THE ULTIMATE
FIGHTING CHAMPION?

284
00:12:32,410 --> 00:12:34,162
NO, BUT…

285
00:12:34,245 --> 00:12:35,622
WELL, I'M NOT
GOING TO STOP

286
00:12:35,705 --> 00:12:38,667
UNTIL I'M THE ULTIMATE
FIGHTING CHAMPION.

287
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:42,504
THAT GUY STOOD ON YOUR NECK
UNTIL YOU PASSED OUT.

288
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:45,716
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY.

289
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:48,301
WHEN I SET OUT
TO CREATE MOSS 865

290
00:12:48,384 --> 00:12:50,262
DO YOU THINK IT JUST
HAPPENED OVERNIGHT?

291
00:12:50,345 --> 00:12:52,180
NO. THERE WAS MOSS ONE

292
00:12:52,263 --> 00:12:55,059
THAT BURNED DOWN
MY DAD'S GARAGE.

293
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:59,063
THERE WAS MOSS TWO
THAT WOULD ONLY SCHEDULE
APPOINTMENTS IN JANUARY

294
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,774
AND 862 OTHERS
THAT I LEARNED FROM

295
00:13:01,857 --> 00:13:03,316
JUST LIKE I LEARNED
FROM THIS FIGHT

296
00:13:03,399 --> 00:13:05,694
NEVER TO LET A GUY
STAND ON MY NECK.

297
00:13:05,777 --> 00:13:09,406
YOU DIDN'T KNOW
THAT ALREADY?

298
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,325
LOOK, I'M GOING
TO GET BETTER.

299
00:13:12,408 --> 00:13:15,704
OKAY? I PROMISE YOU.

300
00:13:15,787 --> 00:13:18,082
OKAY.

301
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:22,502
JUST… GET
A LOT BETTER… FAST.

302
00:13:24,462 --> 00:13:25,839
OH, ONE OTHER THING…

303
00:13:25,922 --> 00:13:27,633
HOCHI THINKS THAT
YOU BEING RINGSIDE

304
00:13:27,716 --> 00:13:30,218
MAY HAVE AFFECTED
MY CONCENTRATION.

305
00:13:30,301 --> 00:13:31,720
YEAH.

306
00:13:31,803 --> 00:13:33,471
TH-THAT WAS THE PROBLEM.

307
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,647
HEY.
HEY. HOW LONG
UNTIL PETE'S FIGHT?

308
00:13:41,730 --> 00:13:43,147
OH, ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.

309
00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:45,109
RIGHT NOW THEY'RE INTERVIEWING
HIS OPPONENT.

310
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,986
APPARENTLY, HE TRAINS
BY GOING TO IRAN

311
00:13:47,069 --> 00:13:48,612
AND PULLING THE ARMS
OFF THIEVES.

312
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,572
WOW.

313
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:51,782
HOT DOG?

314
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:52,950
FOUR, PLEASE.

315
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,367
I'M REALLY NERVOUS.

316
00:13:56,119 --> 00:13:57,204
THANK YOU.

317
00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:02,584
SO, ROSS, HOW, UM…
HOW DID IT GO WITH BONNIE?

318
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,294
OH, I GOT TO TELL YOU.

319
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,254
I WASN'T EXPECTING
TO LIKE HER AT ALL.

320
00:14:06,337 --> 00:14:08,381
I MEAN, I ACTUALLY
WASN'T EXPECTING

321
00:14:08,464 --> 00:14:10,300
TO LIKE ANYONE
RIGHT NOW, BUT…

322
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,718
SHE'S REALLY TERRIFIC.

323
00:14:11,801 --> 00:14:13,636
OH, IT'S TOO BAD.

324
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,600
NO, I… I'M
SAYING I LIKED HER.

325
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:21,728
YEAH. THERE ARE
OTHER FISH IN THE SEA.

326
00:14:21,811 --> 00:14:24,064
PHEEBS, I THINK
SHE'S GREAT, OKAY?

327
00:14:24,147 --> 00:14:25,190
WE'RE GOING OUT AGAIN.

328
00:14:25,273 --> 00:14:26,900
OKAY. I HEAR YOU.

329
00:14:26,983 --> 00:14:29,027
ARE YOU CAPABLE OF TALKING
ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE?

330
00:14:30,528 --> 00:14:32,572
HEY, WHICH ONE'S
MY TURKEY BURGER?

331
00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:35,868
UH, THE ONE
NEXT TO MY FOOT.

332
00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:37,369
HEY, THE FIGHT'S STARTING.

333
00:14:37,452 --> 00:14:38,912
OKAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT IN.

334
00:14:38,995 --> 00:14:41,915
SO DID YOUR BOSS TRY
TO SLAP YOU AGAIN TODAY?

335
00:14:41,998 --> 00:14:43,959
NINE TIMES.

336
00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:45,835
I HAD TO PUT ON LOTION.

337
00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:49,173
BUT IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY

338
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,050
BECAUSE TOMORROW
I'M CONDUCTING AN EXPERIMENT

339
00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:55,179
AND IF ALL GOES AS PLANNED,
MY BUTT WILL BE SMACK-FREE.

340
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,888
FIGHT'S OVER.

341
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,146
EXCUSE ME. DOUG?

342
00:15:06,189 --> 00:15:08,483
HEY, THERE, SPORTS FANS!

343
00:15:08,566 --> 00:15:11,319
BING, YOU GOT
THOSE NUMBERS FOR ME?

344
00:15:11,402 --> 00:15:13,488
NO. I, UH… I
DIDN'T DO THEM.

345
00:15:13,571 --> 00:15:15,448
OH? YOU FORGOT?

346
00:15:15,531 --> 00:15:18,326
NO. NO, I JUST
DIDN'T DO THEM.

347
00:15:18,409 --> 00:15:20,079
INSTEAD I HUNG OUT
WITH SOME FRIENDS

348
00:15:20,162 --> 00:15:21,580
AND HAD A COUPLE
OF BEERS.

349
00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:24,124
SO I CERTAINLY DON'T
DESERVE ANY PRAISE

350
00:15:24,207 --> 00:15:26,126
VERBAL OR… OTHERWISE.

351
00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:29,421
WELL, I GOT TANKED
MYSELF LAST NIGHT.

352
00:15:29,504 --> 00:15:30,797
PRETTY DICEY DRIVE HOME.

353
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:34,300
TAPPAN ZEE BRIDGE
NEVER LOOKED SMALLER.

354
00:15:34,383 --> 00:15:37,846
THAT'S OKAY. YOU'RE STILL
MY NUMBER ONE GUY. BING!

355
00:15:37,929 --> 00:15:38,847
DOUG!

356
00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:40,515
HMM?

357
00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:41,934
I'M A LITTLE BIT
UNCOMFORTABLE

358
00:15:42,017 --> 00:15:45,229
WITH THE WAY THAT
YOU EXPRESS YOURSELF.

359
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,354
IS IT THE SWEARING?

360
00:15:46,437 --> 00:15:48,190
I MEAN IS IT
THE CONSTANT SWEARING?

361
00:15:48,273 --> 00:15:49,566
BECAUSE, I GOT
TO TELL YOU, IF IT IS

362
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:53,486
WELL, YOU CAN JUST
KISS MY ASS. HUH?

363
00:15:53,569 --> 00:15:55,697
NO. NO, IT'S NOT
ABOUT THE SWEARING.

364
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,700
IT'S MORE ABOUT, UH…
THE WAY THAT YOU

365
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:01,286
OCCASIONALLY CONCENTRATE

366
00:16:01,369 --> 00:16:04,414
YOUR ENTHUSIASM…

367
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,291
ON MY BUTTOCKS.

368
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,377
OH.
OH, AND DON'T
GET ME WRONG.

369
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:10,837
I APPRECIATE
THE SENTIMENT.

370
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,840
IT'S JUST THAT I…
I HAVE A RATHER…

371
00:16:13,923 --> 00:16:16,885
SENSITIVE POSTERIOR…

372
00:16:16,968 --> 00:16:18,428
AND, UH, BESIDES IT'S MAKING

373
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,764
ALL THE OTHER GUYS JEALOUS.

374
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,224
WELL, SAY NO MORE.

375
00:16:22,307 --> 00:16:25,060
YOU KNOW, IT TAKES GUTS
TO BRING THIS UP.

376
00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:27,187
BING! YOU'RE OKAY.

377
00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:28,188
OKAY.

378
00:16:28,271 --> 00:16:29,189
HA…

379
00:16:29,272 --> 00:16:30,899
HUH…

380
00:16:30,982 --> 00:16:32,608
HUH…
HUH…

381
00:16:37,405 --> 00:16:39,032
OKAY, WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE

382
00:16:39,115 --> 00:16:41,201
IN THE SHIRT POCKET
OF A SWEATY GIANT

383
00:16:41,284 --> 00:16:43,870
OR INSIDE
HIS SHOWER DRAIN?

384
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,540
OH, MY GOD.

385
00:16:47,623 --> 00:16:49,167
PHOEBE, LOOK, IT'S
ROSS AND THAT GIRL.

386
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,338
NO! NO! LOOK AT THAT!

387
00:16:53,421 --> 00:16:55,340
IT'S A LINE OF ANTS!

388
00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:56,466
THEY'RE WORKING
AS A TEAM.

389
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,927
PHOEBE, COME ON.

390
00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:00,595
RIGHT. OH, YEAH.

391
00:17:00,678 --> 00:17:02,264
WOW. OH. IT
LOOKS LIKE ROSS

392
00:17:02,347 --> 00:17:03,765
IS BREAKING UP
WITH HER.

393
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,517
OOF, I HOPE HE LETS
HER DOWN EASY. LET'S GO.

394
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,852
COME ON, PHOEBE!
LOOK AT THAT.

395
00:17:06,935 --> 00:17:08,728
THEY'RE NOT BREAKING UP.
LOOK AT THEM!

396
00:17:08,811 --> 00:17:10,814
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
THIS IS A SECOND DATE.

397
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,357
THAT'S WHAT THAT IS.

398
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,860
LOOK AT THAT. SHE'S JUST
PUT HER HAND ON HIS THIGH.

399
00:17:14,943 --> 00:17:16,195
OH, NO, THAT REALLY
IS NOTHING.

400
00:17:16,278 --> 00:17:17,654
SHE'S VERY SEXUALLY
AGGRESSIVE.

401
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,406
OH! PHOEBE, THIS IS
ALL YOUR FAULT.

402
00:17:20,489 --> 00:17:22,034
NOW HE LOVES HER.
HE'S GOING TO MARRY HER,

403
00:17:22,117 --> 00:17:24,494
AND THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

404
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,330
YOU SAID IT WAS OKAY.

405
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,875
YOU SAID SHE WAS BALD.

406
00:17:29,958 --> 00:17:33,586
WAS. WAS, WAS, WAS, WAS, WAS.

407
00:17:33,669 --> 00:17:35,672
PHOEBE, WE JUST CAN'T
LET IT HAPPEN, OKAY?

408
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,799
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
WE HAVE TO BREAK THEM UP, OKAY?

409
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,843
JUST GO IN THERE AND,
LIKE, SHAVE HER HEAD.

410
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:43,763
YOU OWE ME
ONE BALD GIRL.

411
00:17:43,846 --> 00:17:46,892
OKAY,
FIRST OF ALL, BREATHE.

412
00:17:46,975 --> 00:17:49,561
SECOND OF ALL,
I DON'T GET IT.

413
00:17:49,644 --> 00:17:52,855
AREN'T YOU THE ONE THAT DECIDED
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ROSS?

414
00:17:55,066 --> 00:17:56,151
YES.

415
00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:57,986
WELL, ISN'T HE YOUR FRIEND?

416
00:17:58,069 --> 00:18:00,029
DON'T YOU WANT HIM
TO BE HAPPY?

417
00:18:02,365 --> 00:18:04,243
YES.

418
00:18:04,326 --> 00:18:05,493
SO?

419
00:18:09,538 --> 00:18:11,208
IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW,
I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM

420
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:14,127
TO BE THIS HAPPY
SO SOON.

421
00:18:19,257 --> 00:18:20,467
OH…

422
00:18:23,886 --> 00:18:24,930
OH, NO.
WHAT?

423
00:18:25,013 --> 00:18:26,181
OH, WE KILLED THEM ALL.

424
00:18:26,264 --> 00:18:28,057
OH!

425
00:18:42,447 --> 00:18:43,990
IT'S OKAY. IT'S NOT
AS BAD AS IT LOOKS.

426
00:18:44,073 --> 00:18:45,450
IT'S A PRECAUTION.

427
00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:47,910
I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO MOVE MY SPINE.

428
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,416
PLEASE TELL ME
YOU'RE STOPPING NOW.

429
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,334
I'M FINE.
I'D FIGHT TONIGHT,

430
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:57,045
IF THEY'D LET ME.

431
00:18:57,128 --> 00:18:59,881
NOW, SEE THIS CIRCLE
I'M MARKING OFF HERE?

432
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:02,342
THIS IS MY ZONE OF TERROR.

433
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,471
YOU ARE INSANE.

434
00:19:06,554 --> 00:19:08,223
YOU'VE GOT
TO GIVE THIS UP.

435
00:19:08,306 --> 00:19:11,310
I CAN'T UNTIL
I'M THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER.

436
00:19:11,393 --> 00:19:12,727
I WILL DO IT.

437
00:19:12,810 --> 00:19:14,604
I'M TELLING YOU,
THE DAY WILL COME

438
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,316
WHEN CHILDREN WILL ARGUE
OVER WHO WILL WIN A FIGHT…

439
00:19:17,399 --> 00:19:21,027
ME OR SUPERMAN.

440
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:22,154
NOW, I'M NOT SAYING
I CAN BEAT SUPERMAN,

441
00:19:22,237 --> 00:19:23,530
BUT KIDS ARE STUPID.

442
00:19:25,781 --> 00:19:28,743
SIT DOWN. ALL RIGHT,
PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME.

443
00:19:28,826 --> 00:19:30,662
YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT THIS.

444
00:19:30,745 --> 00:19:34,333
YOU ARE THE WORST
ULTIMATE FIGHTER EVER.

445
00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:36,584
EVER.

446
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,753
YOU KNOW, I HAVE
A TORN ROTATOR CUFF

447
00:19:38,836 --> 00:19:41,006
A HAIRLINE FRACTURE
ON MY RIGHT FOREARM

448
00:19:41,089 --> 00:19:43,967
AND A SEVERELY BRUISED
ADAM'S APPLE, BUT THAT

449
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,385
REALLY HURT.

450
00:19:50,765 --> 00:19:55,103
WELL, THEN, YOU KNOW WHAT?

451
00:19:55,186 --> 00:19:56,480
I CARE ABOUT YOU TOO MUCH

452
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,774
TO WATCH YOU
HURT YOURSELF LIKE THIS.

453
00:19:59,857 --> 00:20:01,234
SO IF YOU HAVE TO DO THIS

454
00:20:01,317 --> 00:20:03,362
THEN YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO DO IT WITHOUT ME.

455
00:20:03,445 --> 00:20:05,780
WELL, IF YOU'RE
ASKING ME TO QUIT

456
00:20:05,863 --> 00:20:09,034
THEN YOU'RE ASKING ME
TO BE SOMEONE I'M NOT.

457
00:20:09,117 --> 00:20:10,618
I'VE GOT TO DO THIS.

458
00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:16,791
THEN I'VE GOT TO GO.

459
00:20:18,793 --> 00:20:20,669
GOOD-BYE.

460
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,677
MON… MONICA?
YES?

461
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,222
COULD YOU LEAVE A NOTE 'CAUSE
I'M ON A LOT OF PAINKILLERS NOW

462
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:32,474
AND I DON'T KNOW
IF I'LL REMEMBER THIS TOMORROW.

463
00:20:37,979 --> 00:20:39,647
SO, IN CONCLUSION,

464
00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:43,568
THE LINES ALL GO UP,
SO I'M HAPPY.

465
00:20:43,651 --> 00:20:46,112
GREAT JOB, TEAM.
TOMORROW, 8:30.

466
00:20:46,195 --> 00:20:47,947
PHIL, NICE JOB.

467
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:49,782
STEVENS, WAY TO GO.

468
00:20:49,865 --> 00:20:52,494
GOLDBERG, YOU MANIAC.

469
00:20:52,577 --> 00:20:54,454
I LOVE YA.

470
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,749
BING, GOOD JOB.

471
00:20:57,832 --> 00:20:58,833
COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT YOU.

472
00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:00,085
THANK YOU, SIR.

473
00:21:00,168 --> 00:21:01,627
OH, EXCUSE ME.

474
00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:03,422
FORGOT MY BRIEFCASE.

475
00:21:03,505 --> 00:21:05,757
YOU KNOW, BY ACCIDENT.

476
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:09,469
OF COURSE YOU DID.
FORGOT SOMETHING ELSE,
TOO, YOU BASTARD.

477
00:21:12,013 --> 00:21:14,224
WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

478
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,476
YOU'RE NOT FEELING LEFT OUT
OR ANYTHING, ARE YOU?

479
00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:18,019
NO.

480
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,855
NO. NOT AT ALL.
THAT'S… THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

481
00:21:20,938 --> 00:21:24,275
EVERYBODY ELSE GOT ONE AND YOU
WANT ONE, TOO, DON'T YOU?

482
00:21:26,444 --> 00:21:29,030
YES. YES, I DO.

483
00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:30,657
NOW, GET ON OUT
OF HERE, YOU.

484
00:21:36,538 --> 00:21:38,373
Pete Becker
is circling the ring now.

485
00:21:38,456 --> 00:21:40,166
Looks like he's just
trying to feel him out.

486
00:21:40,249 --> 00:21:41,626
Oh! Bruza is charging!

487
00:21:41,709 --> 00:21:45,505
RUN! RUN, YOU CRAZY,
RICH FREAK.

488
00:21:46,881 --> 00:21:48,467
NO. I CAN'T
WATCH THIS.

489
00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:50,218
CHECK IT OUT,
HE'S WINNING. PETE'S WINNING.

490
00:21:50,301 --> 00:21:51,219
REALLY?

491
00:21:51,302 --> 00:21:52,512
NO-OH-OH.

492
00:21:55,097 --> 00:21:57,350
Uh-oh. Bruza has Becker
on the canvas and is going

493
00:21:57,433 --> 00:21:58,768
for his favorite area.

494
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,062
OH! UH-OH!

495
00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:04,524
IF THAT'S HIS FAVORITE AREA,
WHY IS HE BEING SO MEAN TO IT?

496
00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:07,235
THIS IS IRONIC.

497
00:22:07,318 --> 00:22:08,570
OF YOUR LAST
TWO BOYFRIENDS

498
00:22:08,653 --> 00:22:10,155
RICHARD DIDN'T WANT
TO HAVE KIDS

499
00:22:10,238 --> 00:22:12,448
AND FROM THE LOOKS OF IT,
NOW PETE CAN'T.

500
00:22:13,949 --> 00:22:15,201
WHOA!
NO!