1 00:00:03,906 --> 00:00:06,909 WELL, I THINK WE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING. 2 00:00:08,285 --> 00:00:09,912 HEY, YOU GUYS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 3 00:00:09,995 --> 00:00:11,998 LOOK AT THIS… THAT'S MY MOM'S WRITING. 4 00:00:12,081 --> 00:00:13,416 LOOK. 5 00:00:13,499 --> 00:00:17,128 "ME AND FRANK AND PHOEBE, GRADUATION, 1965." 6 00:00:17,211 --> 00:00:18,713 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 7 00:00:18,796 --> 00:00:20,173 THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY 50? 8 00:00:20,256 --> 00:00:21,800 NO, NO. THAT'S NOT ME PHOEBE. 9 00:00:21,883 --> 00:00:23,134 THAT'S HER PAL PHOEBE. 10 00:00:23,217 --> 00:00:25,470 ACCORDING TO HER HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK 11 00:00:25,553 --> 00:00:26,888 THEY WERE, LIKE, B.F.F. 12 00:00:28,097 --> 00:00:29,766 "BEST FRIENDS FOREVER." 13 00:00:29,849 --> 00:00:30,809 OH. OH. 14 00:00:30,892 --> 00:00:32,101 THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S SO COOL. 15 00:00:32,184 --> 00:00:33,561 I KNOW. SO THIS WOMAN 16 00:00:33,644 --> 00:00:36,230 PROBABLY HAS ALL KINDS OF STORIES ABOUT MY PARENTS 17 00:00:36,313 --> 00:00:38,191 AND SHE MIGHT EVEN KNOW WHERE MY DAD IS. 18 00:00:38,274 --> 00:00:39,651 SO I LOOKED HER UP. 19 00:00:39,734 --> 00:00:40,860 SHE LIVES BY THE BEACH. 20 00:00:40,943 --> 00:00:42,862 THIS WEEKEND, WE COULD GO TO THE BEACH. 21 00:00:42,945 --> 00:00:44,197 WE CAN, YEAH. 22 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,240 SHOOT, I CAN'T GO… I HAVE TO WORK. 23 00:00:46,323 --> 00:00:47,241 THAT'S TOO BAD. 24 00:00:47,324 --> 00:00:49,577 AWW, BIG FAT BUMMER. 25 00:00:49,660 --> 00:00:51,245 SO, GREAT. OKAY. 26 00:00:51,328 --> 00:00:53,581 TOMORROW WE'LL DRIVE OUT TO MONTAUK. 27 00:00:53,664 --> 00:00:55,750 HEY, BONNIE HAD SEX THERE. 28 00:01:49,345 --> 00:01:51,264 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 29 00:01:51,347 --> 00:01:54,601 I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND A BOYFRIEND AGAIN. 30 00:01:54,684 --> 00:01:57,103 I'LL DIE AN OLD MAID. 31 00:01:57,186 --> 00:01:59,606 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE AN OLD MAID. 32 00:01:59,689 --> 00:02:02,399 MAYBE AN OLD… SPINSTER COOK. 33 00:02:04,527 --> 00:02:05,945 THANKS. 34 00:02:06,028 --> 00:02:07,697 BESIDES, WORSE COMES TO WORST 35 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:09,281 I'LL BE YOUR BOYFRIEND. 36 00:02:12,535 --> 00:02:14,620 YEAH, RIGHT. 37 00:02:17,540 --> 00:02:19,751 WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY? 38 00:02:19,834 --> 00:02:21,586 YOU MADE A JOKE, RIGHT? 39 00:02:21,669 --> 00:02:23,212 SO I LAUGHED. 40 00:02:25,923 --> 00:02:27,842 A LITTLE TOO HARD. 41 00:02:27,925 --> 00:02:31,137 WHAT AM I, NOT, UH, BOYFRIEND MATERIAL? 42 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:33,973 NO. YOU'RE CHANDLER. 43 00:02:35,892 --> 00:02:38,352 YOU KNOW… CHANDLER. 44 00:02:38,435 --> 00:02:41,314 OKAY, SO WE'VE ESTABLISHED MY NAME AND HIT ME. 45 00:02:41,397 --> 00:02:44,108 BUT THEORETICALLY, SAY, WE WEREN'T FRIENDS. 46 00:02:44,191 --> 00:02:47,153 SAY, IT'S A BLIND DATE, I SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOR 47 00:02:47,236 --> 00:02:48,822 AND I'M, LIKE, UH 48 00:02:48,905 --> 00:02:51,616 "HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU. HEY…" 49 00:02:51,699 --> 00:02:54,619 I'D PROBABLY BE SCARED OF THE GUY 50 00:02:54,702 --> 00:02:55,870 USING A FAKE VOICE. 51 00:02:55,953 --> 00:02:56,913 HEY. 52 00:02:56,996 --> 00:02:58,915 HEY. OH, GOOD. YOU BOUGHT FOOD. 53 00:02:58,998 --> 00:03:01,000 NO. JUST MY LUGGAGE. 54 00:03:02,501 --> 00:03:04,170 HEY. HI. 55 00:03:04,253 --> 00:03:05,505 HEY, GUYS. 56 00:03:05,588 --> 00:03:06,506 WHOO! 57 00:03:06,589 --> 00:03:07,674 ALL RIGHT. YES. 58 00:03:07,757 --> 00:03:09,342 I AM HAVING THE BEST KARMA THIS WEEK. 59 00:03:09,425 --> 00:03:12,303 FIRST, I FIND THIS WOMAN WHO KNEW MY PARENTS 60 00:03:12,386 --> 00:03:14,848 AND THEN MY CLIENT WITH THE FUZZY BACK 61 00:03:14,931 --> 00:03:16,557 GIVES ME HIS BEACH HOUSE. 62 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:19,560 UH-HUH. WHAT ABOUT THAT BIKE MESSENGER YOU HIT? 63 00:03:19,643 --> 00:03:21,896 OH, I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT HIS KARMA. 64 00:03:21,979 --> 00:03:23,063 HEY. 65 00:03:23,146 --> 00:03:24,064 HEY. 66 00:03:24,147 --> 00:03:26,483 HEY, CHECK OUT THE HAT. 67 00:03:28,318 --> 00:03:29,737 WAIT A MINUTE. 68 00:03:29,820 --> 00:03:31,238 I KNOW THAT HAT. 69 00:03:31,321 --> 00:03:33,490 I WAS TAKEN ABOARD THAT HAT. 70 00:03:35,034 --> 00:03:36,911 THEY DID EXPERIMENTS ON ME. 71 00:03:36,994 --> 00:03:38,621 I CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN! 72 00:03:38,704 --> 00:03:42,208 SERIOUSLY, WHERE DID YOU GET THE HAT? 73 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:43,793 ROSS GAVE IT TO ME. 74 00:03:43,876 --> 00:03:45,712 I THINK SHE LOOKS GOOD. 75 00:03:45,795 --> 00:03:46,796 OH, THANK YOU. 76 00:03:46,879 --> 00:03:48,798 HE BUY IT FOR YOU OR… 77 00:03:48,881 --> 00:03:50,591 OR WIN IT FOR YOU? 78 00:03:50,674 --> 00:03:53,887 WELL, EXCUSE ME, MY FASHION-IMPAIRED FRIENDS. 79 00:03:53,970 --> 00:03:56,848 I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT HATS WERE BACK. 80 00:03:56,931 --> 00:03:58,850 AND THIS TIME THEY'VE GANGED UP 81 00:03:58,933 --> 00:04:00,810 AND FORMED ONE GIANT SUPERHAT. 82 00:04:06,732 --> 00:04:07,984 GO, GO, GO! 83 00:04:08,067 --> 00:04:10,444 NOW EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE UNDER THE HAT. 84 00:04:13,990 --> 00:04:15,241 WHOA. 85 00:04:15,324 --> 00:04:16,659 OY. 86 00:04:17,743 --> 00:04:19,370 WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS SAND? 87 00:04:19,453 --> 00:04:22,582 OH, YEAH, BOB SAID THERE MIGHT BE FLOOD DAMAGE. 88 00:04:22,665 --> 00:04:25,042 EITHER THAT OR HE HAS A REALLY BIG CAT. 89 00:04:29,922 --> 00:04:32,341 WELL, YES, IT'S KIND OF AN USUAL HOUSE. 90 00:04:32,424 --> 00:04:35,970 IT HAS, UM, THREE BEAUTIFUL BEDROOMS AND, UH, NO BATHS. 91 00:04:36,053 --> 00:04:38,598 BUT, YOU KNOW, THE OCEAN IS RIGHT THERE. 92 00:04:38,681 --> 00:04:39,933 IT'S, IT… WELL… 93 00:04:40,016 --> 00:04:41,225 KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK. 94 00:04:41,308 --> 00:04:42,435 OH. HANG ON A SECOND. 95 00:04:42,518 --> 00:04:43,770 COME IN, COME IN. 96 00:04:43,853 --> 00:04:45,896 ALL RIGHT, THINK ABOUT IT AND CALL ME BACK. 97 00:04:46,981 --> 00:04:48,983 ARE YOU, UH, PHOEBE ABBOTT? 98 00:04:49,066 --> 00:04:49,943 UH, YES. 99 00:04:50,026 --> 00:04:51,360 SURPRISE, PHOEBE ABBOTT. 100 00:04:51,443 --> 00:04:53,487 I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND'S DAUGHTER. 101 00:04:55,114 --> 00:04:57,199 YOU'RE IRWIN'S DAUGHTER? 102 00:04:57,282 --> 00:04:58,200 SORRY. NO. 103 00:04:58,283 --> 00:05:00,202 I-I'M YOUR OLD BEST FRIEND… 104 00:05:00,285 --> 00:05:01,537 HERE. LILY? 105 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:03,039 FROM HIGH SCHOOL? REMEMBER? 106 00:05:03,122 --> 00:05:04,707 OH, GOD. LILY. 107 00:05:04,790 --> 00:05:07,043 YES, OF COURSE I REMEMBER LILY. 108 00:05:07,126 --> 00:05:08,711 I… 109 00:05:08,794 --> 00:05:10,128 THEN YOU MUST BE… 110 00:05:10,211 --> 00:05:11,464 PHOEBE, PHOEBE. 111 00:05:11,547 --> 00:05:12,799 PHOEBE. YEAH. 112 00:05:12,882 --> 00:05:14,717 SHE NAMED ME AFTER YOU, I GUESS. 113 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:15,718 UH-HUH. 114 00:05:15,801 --> 00:05:18,805 WOW. WELL, LOOK, THERE'S FRANK. 115 00:05:18,888 --> 00:05:19,472 YEAH. 116 00:05:19,555 --> 00:05:20,681 YES! YES! YES! 117 00:05:20,764 --> 00:05:21,682 THAT'S MY DAD. 118 00:05:21,765 --> 00:05:22,892 THAT'S FRANK, YEAH. 119 00:05:22,975 --> 00:05:24,894 I'M SORRY. I'M GETTING ALL FLINGY. 120 00:05:24,977 --> 00:05:26,228 TAKE IT EASY. 121 00:05:26,311 --> 00:05:28,731 IF YOU WANT, THERE'S COOKIES ON THE COUNTER. 122 00:05:28,814 --> 00:05:30,942 OR SANGRIA. I COULD MAKE SANGRIA. 123 00:05:31,025 --> 00:05:31,943 NO, NO. 124 00:05:32,026 --> 00:05:33,277 COOKIES ARE GOOD. 125 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,612 THANKS. 126 00:05:34,695 --> 00:05:36,280 OH, UM… 127 00:05:36,363 --> 00:05:39,241 ANYWAY, UM, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY FATHER 128 00:05:39,324 --> 00:05:40,576 AND, UM… 129 00:05:40,659 --> 00:05:43,121 HAVE YOU HEARD FROM HIM OR SEEN HIM? 130 00:05:43,204 --> 00:05:44,747 OH, NO. I'M SORRY. 131 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:47,917 I… I GUESS I LOST TRACK OF EVERYBODY AFTER HIGH SCHOOL. 132 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,251 OH. 133 00:05:49,334 --> 00:05:50,962 OKAY. 134 00:05:51,045 --> 00:05:55,215 WELL, SO, TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT MY PARENTS. EVERYTHING. 135 00:05:55,298 --> 00:05:57,217 OH, WELL, WE WERE ALWAYS TOGETHER. 136 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:58,636 IN FACT, THE OTHER KIDS 137 00:05:58,719 --> 00:06:00,847 HAD A NICKNAME FOR THE THREE OF US. 138 00:06:00,930 --> 00:06:02,348 OH, WHAT? WHAT WAS IT? 139 00:06:02,431 --> 00:06:04,017 "THE THREE LOSERS." 140 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:06,019 OH, POOR LILY. 141 00:06:06,102 --> 00:06:07,520 OH… 142 00:06:07,603 --> 00:06:09,856 YOU KNOW, I HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 143 00:06:09,939 --> 00:06:12,566 THAT MUST HAVE BEEN JUST TERRIBLE FOR YOU 144 00:06:12,649 --> 00:06:14,568 LOSING YOUR MOTHER THAT WAY. 145 00:06:14,651 --> 00:06:16,070 YEAH, NO. 146 00:06:16,153 --> 00:06:17,947 IT WAS GREAT. 147 00:06:27,288 --> 00:06:31,209 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT A REALLY GOOD RAINY DAY GAME IS? 148 00:06:31,292 --> 00:06:31,919 WHAT? 149 00:06:32,002 --> 00:06:32,962 I MEAN NAKED GAME? 150 00:06:33,045 --> 00:06:34,630 STRIP POKER. 151 00:06:34,713 --> 00:06:36,716 WE SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY STRIP POKER. 152 00:06:36,799 --> 00:06:37,591 NO. 153 00:06:37,674 --> 00:06:39,010 ARE YOU CRAZY? NO WAY. 154 00:06:39,093 --> 00:06:41,220 WHEN YOU GO AWAY, YOU HAVE TO PLAY. 155 00:06:41,303 --> 00:06:42,345 IT'S, LIKE, A LAW. 156 00:06:43,639 --> 00:06:44,891 ALL DONE. 157 00:06:44,974 --> 00:06:46,308 OH, THANK YOU. 158 00:06:46,391 --> 00:06:48,144 OKAY, WHO'S NEXT? 159 00:06:49,186 --> 00:06:50,687 NO. 160 00:06:52,106 --> 00:06:53,524 NO WAY. 161 00:06:53,607 --> 00:06:54,859 COME ON, PLEASE. 162 00:06:54,942 --> 00:06:56,027 I'M BORED. 163 00:06:56,110 --> 00:06:57,945 YOU LET ME DO IT ONCE BEFORE. 164 00:07:01,657 --> 00:07:05,535 YEAH, WELL, IF, UH, IF THAT'S THE RULE THIS WEEKEND. 165 00:07:07,329 --> 00:07:08,873 GET AWAY. TAKE IT LIKE A MAN. 166 00:07:08,956 --> 00:07:10,416 NO! NO! 167 00:07:10,499 --> 00:07:11,584 OH, COME ON. 168 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:13,418 BIG BULLIES! 169 00:07:15,254 --> 00:07:16,463 OW! OW! 170 00:07:16,546 --> 00:07:17,798 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 171 00:07:17,881 --> 00:07:19,299 NO, NO, NO… 172 00:07:19,382 --> 00:07:21,010 OW! 173 00:07:24,305 --> 00:07:25,556 HEY. 174 00:07:25,639 --> 00:07:26,891 HEY. 175 00:07:26,974 --> 00:07:28,684 SO, HOW ARE WE DOING? 176 00:07:28,767 --> 00:07:31,979 BORED AND BORED. 177 00:07:32,062 --> 00:07:34,565 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT NAKED CARD GAME'S NEVER BORING? 178 00:07:34,648 --> 00:07:35,732 NO! 179 00:07:37,359 --> 00:07:39,278 SO, WHAT'S PHOEBE LIKE? 180 00:07:39,361 --> 00:07:40,738 I'M KIND, CARING AND SWEET. 181 00:07:40,821 --> 00:07:41,905 WHAT'S MONICA LIKE? 182 00:07:43,032 --> 00:07:44,658 NO, THE OTHER PHOEBE… 183 00:07:44,741 --> 00:07:46,911 THE ONE YOU WENT TO GO SEE. 184 00:07:46,994 --> 00:07:49,747 OH. I THINK SHE KNOWS WHERE MY DAD IS. 185 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:50,915 REALLY? COOL. 186 00:07:50,998 --> 00:07:51,958 WHERE IS HE? 187 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:53,375 SHE WAS PRETENDING LIKE 188 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:55,461 SHE HASN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN YEARS 189 00:07:55,544 --> 00:07:57,755 BUT I FOUND THIS PICTURE ON HER FRIDGE. 190 00:07:57,838 --> 00:07:59,090 AND LOOK, ISN'T THIS 191 00:07:59,173 --> 00:08:00,758 WHAT HE WOULD LOOK LIKE NOW? 192 00:08:00,841 --> 00:08:01,801 TOTALLY FAMILIAR. 193 00:08:01,884 --> 00:08:03,136 OH, YEAH. 194 00:08:03,219 --> 00:08:04,262 AH, YEAH. 195 00:08:04,345 --> 00:08:05,263 YEAH. 196 00:08:05,346 --> 00:08:06,764 WHY WOULD SHE LIE TO YOU? 197 00:08:06,847 --> 00:08:09,349 I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE'RE HAVING DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT 198 00:08:09,432 --> 00:08:11,060 SO I FIGURED SHE'LL TELL ME THEN. 199 00:08:11,143 --> 00:08:14,063 MAYBE SHE JUST WANTED TO GIVE HIM TIME TO… BUY ME PRESENTS. 200 00:08:14,146 --> 00:08:16,149 OH… 201 00:08:16,232 --> 00:08:17,358 SO, YOU'RE ALL BORED? 202 00:08:19,026 --> 00:08:20,278 I'M GOING TO CLOSE MY EYES 203 00:08:20,361 --> 00:08:22,655 AND POINT TO SOMEONE, AND WHOEVER I POINT TO 204 00:08:22,738 --> 00:08:25,116 HAS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING FUN FOR US TO DO 205 00:08:25,199 --> 00:08:26,242 AND WE HAVE TO DO IT. 206 00:08:26,325 --> 00:08:28,410 OKAY. FAN OUT. FAN OUT. 207 00:08:28,493 --> 00:08:31,538 OKAY. 208 00:08:31,621 --> 00:08:36,836 OOH, YOU KNOW, WE COULD JUST DO THIS. 209 00:08:36,919 --> 00:08:38,337 OKAY, UM… 210 00:08:38,420 --> 00:08:40,673 WE ALL HAVE TO PLAY STRIP POKER. 211 00:08:40,756 --> 00:08:41,965 AAH, YES! 212 00:08:44,051 --> 00:08:45,594 STRIP "HAPPY DAYS" GAME? 213 00:08:45,677 --> 00:08:48,181 YEAH. WELL, I COULDN'T FIND ANY CARDS. 214 00:08:48,264 --> 00:08:49,515 SO, IT WAS EITHER THIS 215 00:08:49,598 --> 00:08:52,018 OR STRIP BAG OF OLD KNITTING STUFF. 216 00:08:54,436 --> 00:08:55,688 OKAY… 217 00:08:55,771 --> 00:08:57,773 "FONZIE GIVES YOU TWO THUMBS UP. 218 00:08:57,856 --> 00:08:59,525 COLLECT TWO COOL POINTS." 219 00:08:59,608 --> 00:09:00,693 YEAH. YEAH. 220 00:09:00,776 --> 00:09:01,944 MONICA, YOU GET 221 00:09:02,027 --> 00:09:02,945 FIVE COOL POINTS 222 00:09:03,028 --> 00:09:04,197 YOU GET TO MAKE SOMEONE 223 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,823 TAKE OFF ONE ITEM OF CLOTHING. 224 00:09:05,906 --> 00:09:07,033 IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET 225 00:09:07,116 --> 00:09:08,534 BUT WE'RE ALL VERY EXCITED. 226 00:09:08,617 --> 00:09:10,953 OKAY, COME ON. 227 00:09:11,036 --> 00:09:14,373 DADDY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF ELECTROMAGNETIC MICROSCOPES 228 00:09:14,456 --> 00:09:17,084 FOR THE PREHISTORIC FORENSICS DEPARTMENT. 229 00:09:21,380 --> 00:09:26,385 OKAY. "TAKE PINKY TUSCADERO UP TO INSPIRATION POINT. 230 00:09:26,468 --> 00:09:28,221 COLLECT THREE COOL POINTS." 231 00:09:28,304 --> 00:09:30,014 YEAH! WHICH GIVES ME FIVE 232 00:09:30,097 --> 00:09:33,475 AND LET'S SEE WHO IS GOING TO LOSE THEIR CLOTHES. 233 00:09:33,558 --> 00:09:34,685 UM… 234 00:09:34,768 --> 00:09:37,104 I THINK I PICK OUR STRIP POKER SPONSOR 235 00:09:37,187 --> 00:09:38,314 MR. JOEY TRIBBIANI. 236 00:09:38,397 --> 00:09:40,107 WHOO-HOO! 237 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,110 ALL RIGHT, RELAX. 238 00:09:43,193 --> 00:09:44,320 IT'S JUST A SHOE. 239 00:09:46,363 --> 00:09:49,075 OKAY, "YOUR BAND IS PLAYING AT ARNOLD'S. 240 00:09:49,158 --> 00:09:51,244 COLLECT THREE COOL POINTS." 241 00:09:51,327 --> 00:09:53,579 WHICH MEANS I HAVE FIVE 242 00:09:53,662 --> 00:09:56,332 AND THAT MEANS I GET JOEY'S BOXERS. 243 00:10:02,338 --> 00:10:04,257 FINE. GANG UP ON ME. 244 00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:07,343 I GOT YOU ALL RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU. 245 00:10:08,469 --> 00:10:09,511 COME ON, TAKE THEM OFF. 246 00:10:09,594 --> 00:10:11,013 ACTUALLY, IT'S KIND OF COLD 247 00:10:11,096 --> 00:10:12,848 SO HOW ABOUT I KEEP MY BOXERS ON 248 00:10:12,931 --> 00:10:15,268 AND GIVE YOU ALL A PEEK AT THE GOOD STUFF? 249 00:10:15,351 --> 00:10:17,937 ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO MAKE MORE MARGARITAS. 250 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:19,188 WHOA, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 251 00:10:19,271 --> 00:10:21,065 TRYING TO GET ME DRUNK? 252 00:10:21,148 --> 00:10:22,732 I'M JUST MAKING MARGARITAS. 253 00:10:24,776 --> 00:10:26,778 I THINK I'LL HELP HER OUT. 254 00:10:29,281 --> 00:10:31,617 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 255 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:32,785 WHAT? 256 00:10:32,868 --> 00:10:34,620 YOU PAINTING HIS TOENAILS… 257 00:10:34,703 --> 00:10:35,788 OH, COME ON. 258 00:10:35,871 --> 00:10:37,539 CHASING HIM AROUND THE ROOM… 259 00:10:37,622 --> 00:10:38,707 MONICA, PLEASE. 260 00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:41,085 HE'S TOTALLY FLIRTING WITH YOU, TOO. 261 00:10:41,168 --> 00:10:42,420 HE IS, ISN'T HE? 262 00:10:42,503 --> 00:10:44,255 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 263 00:10:44,338 --> 00:10:46,257 I MEAN, MAYBE IT'S JUST BEING HERE 264 00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:47,716 AT THE BEACH TOGETHER OR… 265 00:10:47,799 --> 00:10:50,052 I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S LIKE SOMETHING… 266 00:10:51,053 --> 00:10:52,179 HEY. HI. 267 00:10:54,973 --> 00:10:56,516 HI, BONNIE. 268 00:10:56,599 --> 00:10:57,851 HI. 269 00:10:57,934 --> 00:11:00,520 MY BOSS LET ME OFF EARLY SO I TOOK THE TRAIN. 270 00:11:00,603 --> 00:11:02,106 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 271 00:11:02,189 --> 00:11:04,900 WE'RE PLAYING STRIP "HAPPY DAYS" GAME. 272 00:11:04,983 --> 00:11:08,695 COOL. I'LL CATCH UP. 273 00:11:16,577 --> 00:11:22,168 SO, YOU STILL DON'T THINK I'M… BOYFRIEND MATERIAL? 274 00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:23,669 HUH? 275 00:11:23,752 --> 00:11:26,464 SAW YOU CHECKING ME OUT DURING THE GAME LAST NIGHT. 276 00:11:26,547 --> 00:11:28,632 YOU DIDN'T EVEN TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS. 277 00:11:28,715 --> 00:11:30,342 YEAH, WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU. 278 00:11:31,592 --> 00:11:32,510 WHAT? 279 00:11:32,593 --> 00:11:33,970 I DON'T KNOW. 280 00:11:35,514 --> 00:11:39,352 WELL, IS EVERYBODY ELSE HAVING JUST THE BEST TIME? 281 00:11:39,435 --> 00:11:40,353 SHH. SHH. 282 00:11:40,436 --> 00:11:42,271 JOEY'S ASLEEP. 283 00:11:51,612 --> 00:11:52,865 AFTER HE PASSED OUT 284 00:11:52,948 --> 00:11:55,492 WE PUT THE SAND AROUND HIM TO KEEP HIM WARM. 285 00:11:57,660 --> 00:12:01,539 WELL, I ASSUME THE HAPPY COUPLE ISN'T UP YET. 286 00:12:01,622 --> 00:12:03,250 DID YOU GUYS HEAR THEM LAST NIGHT? 287 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,335 OH, YEAH. 288 00:12:04,418 --> 00:12:06,128 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE DOING 289 00:12:06,211 --> 00:12:08,839 BUT AT ONE POINT, SEA TURTLES ACTUALLY CAME UP 290 00:12:08,922 --> 00:12:10,883 TO THE HOUSE. 291 00:12:10,966 --> 00:12:12,385 MORNING. 292 00:12:12,468 --> 00:12:14,094 HEY. HOW DID EVERYBODY SLEEP? 293 00:12:14,177 --> 00:12:15,888 OH, GREAT. LIKE A LOG. 294 00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:19,016 US, TOO. 295 00:12:19,099 --> 00:12:20,683 I'M GOING FOR A WALK. 296 00:12:25,814 --> 00:12:27,525 GOOD MORNING. 297 00:12:27,608 --> 00:12:29,192 NICE BREASTS, BY THE WAY. 298 00:12:39,578 --> 00:12:41,205 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 299 00:12:41,288 --> 00:12:42,580 OH, UH, NOTHING. 300 00:12:42,663 --> 00:12:45,251 I JUST FELT LIKE HANGING OUT HERE AND READING. 301 00:12:45,334 --> 00:12:46,919 THE WATER WAS SO GREAT. 302 00:12:47,002 --> 00:12:50,130 WE JUMPED OFF THIS PIER AND MY SUIT CAME OFF. 303 00:12:50,213 --> 00:12:51,257 OH… 304 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:53,133 SORRY I MISSED THAT. 305 00:12:53,216 --> 00:12:55,511 YEAH. JOEY AND CHANDLER SURE ARE FUNNY. 306 00:12:55,594 --> 00:12:57,430 OH. 307 00:12:57,513 --> 00:13:00,558 I THINK I BROUGHT BACK HALF OF THE BEACH IN MY HAIR. 308 00:13:00,641 --> 00:13:02,560 IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I USED 309 00:13:02,643 --> 00:13:04,685 TO SHAVE MY HEAD. 310 00:13:07,022 --> 00:13:09,316 YOU KNOW… I GOT TO TELL YOU 311 00:13:09,399 --> 00:13:12,778 I JUST LOVED YOUR LOOK WHEN YOU WERE BALD. 312 00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:13,779 REALLY? OH! 313 00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:15,322 BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT 314 00:13:15,405 --> 00:13:18,200 SHAVING IT ALL OFF AGAIN SOMETIMES. 315 00:13:18,283 --> 00:13:19,326 REALLY? 316 00:13:19,409 --> 00:13:20,536 YEAH. 317 00:13:20,619 --> 00:13:22,704 I MEAN, YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD DO THAT. 318 00:13:22,787 --> 00:13:23,705 YOU KNOW WHAT? 319 00:13:23,788 --> 00:13:24,831 I SHOULD DO IT. 320 00:13:24,914 --> 00:13:25,832 YEAH! 321 00:13:25,915 --> 00:13:27,000 THANK YOU, RACHEL. 322 00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:28,043 YOU ARE SO COOL. 323 00:13:28,126 --> 00:13:31,338 OH, STOP. 324 00:13:31,421 --> 00:13:32,839 NOW GO SHAVE THAT HEAD. 325 00:13:32,922 --> 00:13:34,216 ALL RIGHT. 326 00:13:44,934 --> 00:13:46,728 WHAT'S THE MATTER, PHEEBS? 327 00:13:46,811 --> 00:13:47,729 SHE CANCELED. 328 00:13:47,812 --> 00:13:49,231 MY NAMESAKE CANCELED ON ME. 329 00:13:49,314 --> 00:13:51,609 SHE CLAIMS SHE HAD TO GO OUT OF TOWN SUDDENLY. 330 00:13:51,692 --> 00:13:53,026 SHE'S AVOIDING ME. 331 00:13:53,109 --> 00:13:55,654 SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TELL ME WHERE MY FATHER IS. 332 00:13:55,737 --> 00:13:57,406 SHE KNOWS AND SHE WON'T TELL ME. 333 00:13:57,489 --> 00:13:59,741 AW, PHEEBS, THAT SUCKS. 334 00:13:59,824 --> 00:14:04,663 YEAH, WELL, DON'T "AW, PHEEBS THAT SUCKS" ME YET. 335 00:14:04,746 --> 00:14:05,747 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 336 00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:06,915 SHE'S OUT OF TOWN. 337 00:14:06,998 --> 00:14:08,708 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN HER HOUSE 338 00:14:08,791 --> 00:14:10,377 THAT TELLS ME WHERE MY FATHER IS. 339 00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:12,379 UH, PHEEBS, SOME PEOPLE CALL THAT 340 00:14:12,462 --> 00:14:13,839 BREAKING AND ENTERING. 341 00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:15,674 WELL, ARE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE HERE? 342 00:14:15,757 --> 00:14:17,134 OH, NO. NO, NO. 343 00:14:17,217 --> 00:14:20,220 LOOK, I'LL DO SOMETHING NICE, OKAY? 344 00:14:20,303 --> 00:14:21,555 I'LL-I'LL… 345 00:14:21,638 --> 00:14:23,932 FILL HER ICE TRAYS. GOOD. 346 00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:26,810 HEY, EVERYBODY. 347 00:14:26,893 --> 00:14:28,437 WOW! 348 00:14:29,646 --> 00:14:30,646 WHA…? 349 00:14:32,148 --> 00:14:33,942 LOOK WHAT YOU DID. 350 00:14:35,318 --> 00:14:36,945 YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT? 351 00:14:37,028 --> 00:14:38,071 NO. 352 00:14:38,154 --> 00:14:39,239 BUT IT'S GREAT. 353 00:14:39,322 --> 00:14:40,991 COME ON, TOUCH IT. 354 00:14:41,074 --> 00:14:43,326 OKAY. 355 00:14:45,036 --> 00:14:47,497 YOU COULD FEEL ALL THE BONES IN YOUR SKULL. 356 00:14:54,837 --> 00:14:55,755 HI. 357 00:14:55,838 --> 00:14:56,965 HI. 358 00:14:57,048 --> 00:14:58,884 I WAS HAVING A LITTLE CHAT WITH BONNIE 359 00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:00,344 AND GUESS WHAT? 360 00:15:00,427 --> 00:15:02,971 SHE HAPPENED TO BRING UP, YOU KNOW, WHO WAS BEHIND 361 00:15:03,054 --> 00:15:04,848 THE WHOLE, UM, HEAD SHAVING IDEA. 362 00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:05,891 NOW, WHO WAS IT? 363 00:15:05,974 --> 00:15:06,892 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 364 00:15:06,975 --> 00:15:07,893 IT WAS YOU. 365 00:15:07,976 --> 00:15:09,436 LOOK, THAT… 366 00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:11,689 THAT WAS HER IDEA. 367 00:15:11,772 --> 00:15:13,732 I JUST GAVE HER A NUDGE. 368 00:15:13,815 --> 00:15:14,733 SHE SAID 369 00:15:14,816 --> 00:15:16,318 YOU GAVE HER THE RAZOR. 370 00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:18,778 HEY. 371 00:15:18,861 --> 00:15:20,155 HEY. 372 00:15:20,238 --> 00:15:22,491 SO, ANYONE UP FOR A MIDNIGHT DIP IN THE OCEAN? 373 00:15:22,574 --> 00:15:23,492 UH, I'M GOOD. 374 00:15:23,575 --> 00:15:24,493 NO, THANKS. 375 00:15:24,576 --> 00:15:25,994 OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU IN A BIT. 376 00:15:26,077 --> 00:15:28,414 OKAY, HAVE FUN. BYE! 377 00:15:28,497 --> 00:15:29,707 COME ON, SEE? 378 00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:32,668 SHE DOESN'T LOOK… THAT BAD. 379 00:15:32,751 --> 00:15:36,296 YOU CAN SEE THE MOONLIGHT BOUNCING OFF HER HEAD. 380 00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:39,216 WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? 381 00:15:39,299 --> 00:15:40,217 I DON'T KNOW. 382 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,218 YOU DON'T KNOW. 383 00:15:41,301 --> 00:15:42,636 YOU BALDED MY GIRLFRIEND. 384 00:15:42,719 --> 00:15:44,304 ALL RIGHT, ROSS! 385 00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:48,183 DO YOU THINK IT'S EASY FOR ME TO SEE YOU WITH SOMEBODY ELSE? 386 00:15:48,266 --> 00:15:49,393 YOU KNOW WHAT? 387 00:15:49,476 --> 00:15:51,520 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ENDED IT, REMEMBER? 388 00:15:51,603 --> 00:15:53,522 YEAH, BECAUSE I WAS MAD AT YOU 389 00:15:53,605 --> 00:15:55,733 NOT BECAUSE I STOPPED LOVING YOU! 390 00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:58,068 YOU STILL LOVE ME? 391 00:15:58,151 --> 00:16:00,820 NO. 392 00:16:00,903 --> 00:16:02,698 YOU STILL LOVE ME. 393 00:16:02,781 --> 00:16:03,699 OH. YEAH? 394 00:16:03,782 --> 00:16:04,700 SO? 395 00:16:04,783 --> 00:16:06,159 YOU LOVE ME. 396 00:16:06,242 --> 00:16:07,160 NO. 397 00:16:07,243 --> 00:16:08,911 N… 398 00:16:10,872 --> 00:16:12,040 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? 399 00:16:12,123 --> 00:16:13,083 WHAT ARE YOU…? 400 00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:14,668 I MEAN, DO YOU WANT TO… 401 00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:15,919 GET BACK TOGETHER? 402 00:16:16,002 --> 00:16:16,920 NO. 403 00:16:17,003 --> 00:16:18,380 MAYBE. 404 00:16:18,463 --> 00:16:20,423 I DON'T… I DON'T KNOW. 405 00:16:22,258 --> 00:16:24,344 ROSS… 406 00:16:26,012 --> 00:16:29,683 I STILL CAN'T FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID. 407 00:16:29,766 --> 00:16:31,851 I… BUT SOMETIMES WHEN I'M WITH YOU 408 00:16:31,934 --> 00:16:33,061 I JUST… I FEEL… 409 00:16:33,144 --> 00:16:34,605 WHAT? WHAT? 410 00:16:34,688 --> 00:16:38,692 I JUST… I FEEL… 411 00:16:38,775 --> 00:16:39,859 I JUST… 412 00:16:39,942 --> 00:16:41,487 WHAT? 413 00:16:41,570 --> 00:16:42,945 I FEEL… 414 00:16:50,953 --> 00:16:51,871 NO. 415 00:16:51,954 --> 00:16:53,248 I DON'T CARE. 416 00:16:53,331 --> 00:16:55,875 I'M NOT PLAYING ONE-ON-ONE STRIP POKER WITH YOU 417 00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:57,043 FOR PRACTICE. 418 00:16:57,126 --> 00:16:59,462 BUT I MADE CARDS. 419 00:17:00,963 --> 00:17:02,549 WELL… 420 00:17:02,632 --> 00:17:04,884 GOOD NIGHT. 421 00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:07,012 I'M GOING UPSTAIRS. 422 00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:09,305 GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. 423 00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:17,689 WANT TO PLAY STRIP POKER FOR PRACTICE? 424 00:17:33,288 --> 00:17:35,374 OW! OH! 425 00:17:35,457 --> 00:17:38,251 MY ASS. 426 00:17:40,545 --> 00:17:41,922 OKAY. 427 00:17:42,923 --> 00:17:44,550 OKAY. 428 00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:46,635 OKAY. 429 00:17:47,844 --> 00:17:49,345 OOH! SHH! 430 00:17:58,146 --> 00:18:00,315 SHH. 431 00:18:06,488 --> 00:18:08,490 SHH. 432 00:18:15,872 --> 00:18:17,957 NO! OH! IT'S ME! IT'S ME! 433 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,877 I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE ANY NOISE! 434 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,169 THEN DON'T BREAK IN! 435 00:18:21,252 --> 00:18:23,380 I'M SORRY. 436 00:18:23,463 --> 00:18:25,549 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 437 00:18:25,632 --> 00:18:29,803 I… I… CAME TO FILL YOUR ICE CUBE TRAY. 438 00:18:30,804 --> 00:18:32,013 WHAT? 439 00:18:32,096 --> 00:18:33,557 UM… 440 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,225 OKAY. 441 00:18:35,308 --> 00:18:37,895 OKAY, LOOK… 442 00:18:37,978 --> 00:18:40,355 I TOOK THIS PICTURE FROM YOUR FRIDGE, OKAY? 443 00:18:40,438 --> 00:18:42,566 BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THIS IS MY FATHER. 444 00:18:42,649 --> 00:18:43,901 THIS IS FRANK BUFFAY 445 00:18:43,984 --> 00:18:46,111 AND YOU ARE STANDING RIGHT THERE NEXT TO HIM. 446 00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:49,114 LOOK, I DESERVE TO KNOW WHERE I CAME FROM, ALL RIGHT? 447 00:18:49,197 --> 00:18:51,658 SO IF YOU CAN HELP ME FIND MY FATHER 448 00:18:51,741 --> 00:18:52,826 THEN YOU SHOULD. 449 00:18:52,909 --> 00:18:54,953 OTHERWISE, YOU'RE JUST… MEAN. 450 00:18:57,205 --> 00:18:59,541 SO JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH. 451 00:18:59,624 --> 00:19:03,253 ALL RIGHT, THE MAN IN THAT PICTURE 452 00:19:03,336 --> 00:19:06,006 IS CHUCK MANGIONE. 453 00:19:07,423 --> 00:19:10,886 MY FATHER IS CHUCK MANGIONE? 454 00:19:10,969 --> 00:19:13,096 NO, NO. THAT'S JUST CHUCK MANGIONE. 455 00:19:13,179 --> 00:19:14,932 I SOLD HIM A HOUSE LAST YEAR. 456 00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:16,308 AND I'M VERY SORRY 457 00:19:16,391 --> 00:19:19,394 BUT I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR FATHER IS. 458 00:19:19,477 --> 00:19:21,772 AND THAT'S THE TRUTH. 459 00:19:21,855 --> 00:19:23,148 OH. 460 00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:25,984 BUT, UM, YOU'RE RIGHT. 461 00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:29,863 I THINK THAT A PERSON SHOULD KNOW WHERE THEY COME FROM. 462 00:19:29,946 --> 00:19:34,618 WHICH IS WHY I, UH… 463 00:19:34,701 --> 00:19:36,703 UH… 464 00:19:38,705 --> 00:19:41,291 OKAY… 465 00:19:41,374 --> 00:19:43,376 I'M YOUR MOTHER. 466 00:19:45,545 --> 00:19:47,965 HEH? 467 00:19:48,048 --> 00:19:50,801 SEE, YOU KNOW, I WANTED TO TELL YOU YESTERDAY 468 00:19:50,884 --> 00:19:53,595 BUT I JUST… YOU KNOW, I FELT ALL FLOOPY. 469 00:19:55,388 --> 00:19:56,598 I'M TELLING YOU 470 00:19:56,681 --> 00:19:58,934 YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 471 00:19:59,017 --> 00:20:00,143 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 472 00:20:00,226 --> 00:20:01,854 SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS. 473 00:20:01,937 --> 00:20:03,730 SHE'S STILL MAD ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. 474 00:20:03,813 --> 00:20:06,358 OKAY, WELL, THEN YOU GOT TO BACK AWAY, ALL RIGHT? 475 00:20:06,441 --> 00:20:08,151 YOU DON'T NEED THAT KIND OF HURT. 476 00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:09,569 TAKE IT FROM GUY WHO'S… 477 00:20:09,652 --> 00:20:13,406 NEVER HAD A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP. 478 00:20:13,489 --> 00:20:14,867 I KNOW, BUT… 479 00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:18,119 I REALLY WANT TO GO UP THERE AND FINISH THAT KISS. 480 00:20:18,202 --> 00:20:19,120 HEY. 481 00:20:19,203 --> 00:20:21,122 YOU GUYS, THE WATER IS GREAT. 482 00:20:21,205 --> 00:20:22,875 YOU SHOULD REALLY GO IN. 483 00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:23,959 OH, UH, NO, THANKS. 484 00:20:24,042 --> 00:20:25,126 I JUST HAD AN M & M. 485 00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:26,127 OKAY. 486 00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:27,295 WELL, GOOD NIGHT. 487 00:20:27,378 --> 00:20:29,965 GOOD NIGHT. 488 00:20:30,048 --> 00:20:31,299 DON'T BE TOO LONG. 489 00:20:31,382 --> 00:20:34,219 OKEY-DOKEY. 490 00:20:34,302 --> 00:20:37,014 THERE IS NOT ONE HAIR ON THAT HEAD. 491 00:20:37,097 --> 00:20:38,807 HEY, IT'LL GROW BACK, RIGHT? 492 00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:41,393 AND SHE'S-SHE'S REALLY FUN AND SHE'S COOL 493 00:20:41,476 --> 00:20:43,896 AND-AND I'M FINALLY MOVING ON, YOU KNOW? 494 00:20:43,979 --> 00:20:46,732 I MEAN, GETTING OVER RACHEL WAS SO… AH… 495 00:20:46,815 --> 00:20:48,984 I'M FINALLY FEELING SANE AGAIN. 496 00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:52,779 AND NOW IF I GO UP THERE AND I KISS HER AND… 497 00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:54,614 GOD, I WANT TO KISS HER. 498 00:20:54,697 --> 00:20:56,700 AND-AND IT DOESN'T WORK OUT, RIGHT 499 00:20:56,783 --> 00:20:59,828 DO I REALLY WANT TO PUT MYSELF THROUGH THAT AGAIN? 500 00:20:59,911 --> 00:21:01,287 SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 501 00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:02,956 IF YOU GO WITH BONNIE TONIGHT 502 00:21:03,039 --> 00:21:05,000 YOU'RE DOING THE SMART, HEALTHY THING 503 00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:07,168 AND MOVING ON, RIGHT? 504 00:21:07,251 --> 00:21:10,212 AND IF YOU GO WITH RACHEL, BONNIE'S FREE TONIGHT? 505 00:21:23,977 --> 00:21:25,979 HI. 506 00:21:34,070 --> 00:21:35,948 HI THERE. 507 00:21:36,031 --> 00:21:39,158 THAT'S THAT WEIRD VOICE AGAIN. 508 00:21:39,241 --> 00:21:40,953 OKAY, OKAY. LET ME TRY IT AGAIN. 509 00:21:41,036 --> 00:21:43,789 YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO DATE THIS NEXT GUY, I SWEAR. 510 00:21:43,872 --> 00:21:46,207 OKAY, COME ON. 511 00:21:49,544 --> 00:21:53,130 HI. I'M DORF… 512 00:21:53,213 --> 00:21:55,215 YOUR DATE FOR THE EVENING. 513 00:21:57,343 --> 00:21:58,219 OH, COME ON… 514 00:21:58,302 --> 00:21:59,930 DORF ON DATING? THAT'S GOOD STUFF.