1 00:00:02,342 --> 00:00:05,636 Okay, so we went to the beach because Phoebe found out about this lady... 2 00:00:05,804 --> 00:00:07,012 who knew her mom and dad... 3 00:00:07,180 --> 00:00:09,473 and I don't really know what happened with that. 4 00:00:09,641 --> 00:00:11,642 - I'm your mother. - Huh? 5 00:00:11,810 --> 00:00:14,520 Monica joked that she wouldn't go out with a guy like Chandler. 6 00:00:14,687 --> 00:00:16,188 - Hi there. He couldn't let it go. 7 00:00:16,356 --> 00:00:20,484 I don't really know what happened with that. And then Ross' new girlfriend shows up... 8 00:00:20,652 --> 00:00:22,861 and Rachel convinced her to shave her head. 9 00:00:23,029 --> 00:00:24,655 And then Ross and Rachel kiss. 10 00:00:24,823 --> 00:00:27,491 And now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl. 11 00:00:27,659 --> 00:00:30,494 And I don't know what happened there either. 12 00:00:30,662 --> 00:00:32,913 You know what? Hold on. Let me go get Chandler. 13 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:46,885 Hi. 14 00:00:47,053 --> 00:00:48,554 - Hi. - Hey. 15 00:00:50,348 --> 00:00:52,808 Rachel was just helping me out. My head got all sunburned. 16 00:00:53,184 --> 00:00:54,560 Aw. 17 00:00:55,603 --> 00:00:58,814 - Thanks a million. - Oh, you're welcome a million. 18 00:00:59,149 --> 00:01:01,733 - Okay, I'll be in our room. - Uh. 19 00:01:14,539 --> 00:01:15,622 Oh, my God. 20 00:01:15,790 --> 00:01:17,416 I know. 21 00:01:21,296 --> 00:01:23,964 - Okay, I gotta go. - Whoa. What? Why? 22 00:01:24,132 --> 00:01:27,009 Uh, I gotta go break up with Bonnie. 23 00:01:27,719 --> 00:01:29,178 Here? Now? 24 00:01:29,345 --> 00:01:31,555 Well, yeah, I can't stay here all night. 25 00:01:31,723 --> 00:01:34,808 And if I go in there, she's gonna want to... 26 00:01:34,976 --> 00:01:36,018 do stuff. 27 00:01:37,437 --> 00:01:39,855 Can't you just tell here that you are not in the mood? 28 00:01:40,023 --> 00:01:41,523 No, she likes that. 29 00:01:42,609 --> 00:01:45,027 Ha, ha. Yeah, faking sleep doesn't work either. 30 00:01:45,195 --> 00:01:47,446 I can't tell you how many mornings I woke up with her... 31 00:01:47,614 --> 00:01:49,114 - Oh. - Oh, okay. 32 00:01:49,282 --> 00:01:54,369 - Ha, ha. Yeah, why am I telling you? - I don't know. Ha, ha. 33 00:02:00,793 --> 00:02:02,628 Uh, uh... 34 00:02:03,213 --> 00:02:05,214 - It wasn't every morning... - Oh, making it worse. 35 00:02:05,381 --> 00:02:06,673 Okay. 36 00:02:57,183 --> 00:02:59,851 So I guess you'd like to know how it all happened. 37 00:03:00,019 --> 00:03:02,562 I mean, well, I think I can figure it out. 38 00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:04,022 I guess, you know, I was born... 39 00:03:04,190 --> 00:03:06,566 and then everyone started lying their asses off. 40 00:03:07,443 --> 00:03:09,861 No, no, it wasn't like that. 41 00:03:10,029 --> 00:03:13,532 I mean, remember how I told you how Lily and Frank and I, we were close? 42 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:16,451 Well, we were very close. 43 00:03:16,619 --> 00:03:18,078 How close? 44 00:03:18,246 --> 00:03:21,957 Well, the three of us, we were kind of a, um... A couple. 45 00:03:23,751 --> 00:03:26,128 - I don't even know how that would work. - Well, we... 46 00:03:26,296 --> 00:03:27,421 I'm not asking. 47 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,009 Well, anyhow, somehow I got pregnant... 48 00:03:32,176 --> 00:03:33,719 and I was... 49 00:03:34,053 --> 00:03:37,681 scared. I was stupid and selfish and... 50 00:03:38,474 --> 00:03:39,599 I was 18 years old. 51 00:03:39,767 --> 00:03:42,853 I mean, you remember what it was like to be 18 years old, don't you? 52 00:03:43,021 --> 00:03:45,897 Yeah. Let's see, my mom had killed herself and my dad had run off. 53 00:03:46,065 --> 00:03:50,068 And I was living in a gremlin with a guy named Cindy, who talked to his hand. 54 00:03:52,363 --> 00:03:53,780 Oh, I'm so sorry. 55 00:03:53,948 --> 00:03:56,700 I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world. 56 00:03:56,868 --> 00:04:00,078 I didn't even hear about your mom and dad till a couple of years ago. 57 00:04:00,246 --> 00:04:02,164 And by then, you were already grown-up. 58 00:04:02,332 --> 00:04:04,916 I don't know. You're here and I would really... 59 00:04:05,084 --> 00:04:06,960 I would like to get to know you. 60 00:04:07,128 --> 00:04:10,213 Yeah, well, everybody does. Ha, ha. 61 00:04:10,381 --> 00:04:12,424 I'm a really cool person. 62 00:04:12,592 --> 00:04:14,843 And you know, you had 29 years to find that out... 63 00:04:15,011 --> 00:04:16,511 but you didn't even try. 64 00:04:18,014 --> 00:04:20,891 You know what? You walked out on me, and I'm gonna do the same to you. 65 00:04:21,059 --> 00:04:24,478 - Wait. - Okay? I don't ever want to see you again. 66 00:04:28,441 --> 00:04:30,192 Where's my purse? 67 00:04:32,278 --> 00:04:34,363 Shoot. We're out of soda. 68 00:04:34,530 --> 00:04:36,281 Oh, I'll go out and get you some. 69 00:04:36,449 --> 00:04:39,368 - Really? - No, because I'm not your boyfriend. 70 00:04:41,579 --> 00:04:43,622 Hey, Pheebs, how'd it go? 71 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:45,707 Huh. Well, ahem... 72 00:04:45,875 --> 00:04:49,336 My mom's friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth mom. 73 00:04:52,799 --> 00:04:55,092 I found a dried-up seahorse. 74 00:04:55,885 --> 00:04:57,469 Sweetie, what are you talking about? 75 00:04:57,637 --> 00:05:00,722 Oh, my new mom, who's a big fat abandoner. 76 00:05:01,099 --> 00:05:02,140 Oh, wait, Pheebs. 77 00:05:02,308 --> 00:05:05,477 Wait a second. Don't you want to stay here and talk about it? 78 00:05:05,645 --> 00:05:07,562 No. I just... I wanna... 79 00:05:07,730 --> 00:05:09,731 I need to be alone. 80 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,403 - Monica. - Oh. 81 00:05:23,996 --> 00:05:24,996 It's over. 82 00:05:25,540 --> 00:05:30,210 - Oh. Was it awful? - Well, it was long. 83 00:05:30,670 --> 00:05:32,421 I didn't even realize how late it was... 84 00:05:32,588 --> 00:05:35,132 till I noticed the five o'clock shadow on her head. 85 00:05:41,472 --> 00:05:45,475 Anyway, she didn't want to stay. I called a cab. She just left. 86 00:05:53,192 --> 00:05:54,734 I wrote you a letter. 87 00:05:54,902 --> 00:05:57,779 Oh, thank you. Ha, ha. 88 00:05:58,406 --> 00:06:00,323 I like mail. 89 00:06:04,537 --> 00:06:06,913 There's just some things I've been thinking about. 90 00:06:07,081 --> 00:06:08,665 You know, things about us. 91 00:06:08,833 --> 00:06:11,751 And before we can even think about the two of us getting back together... 92 00:06:11,919 --> 00:06:15,464 I just need to know how you feel about this stuff. 93 00:06:18,259 --> 00:06:20,760 - Okay. Heh. - Okay. 94 00:06:24,265 --> 00:06:25,807 Well, it's... 95 00:06:25,975 --> 00:06:28,143 It's 5:30 in the morning. Heh. 96 00:06:31,147 --> 00:06:35,400 So I'd better get cracking on this baby. 97 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,571 So I'll be waiting for you. Just come up when you're done. 98 00:06:39,739 --> 00:06:42,741 Okay. I'll be up... 99 00:06:43,576 --> 00:06:44,993 in 18 pages. 100 00:06:47,246 --> 00:06:48,455 Front and back. 101 00:06:50,249 --> 00:06:52,209 Very exciting. 102 00:07:09,101 --> 00:07:11,311 Oh, oh. 103 00:07:16,817 --> 00:07:18,068 Hey. 104 00:07:18,236 --> 00:07:20,570 What happened to you? Why didn't you come up? 105 00:07:21,447 --> 00:07:22,781 Done. 106 00:07:24,325 --> 00:07:27,536 - You just finished? - Well, I wanted to be thorough. 107 00:07:28,204 --> 00:07:33,333 I mean, this is clearly very, very important to you. To us. 108 00:07:33,501 --> 00:07:37,337 And so I wanted to read every word carefully. 109 00:07:37,505 --> 00:07:38,547 Twice. 110 00:07:40,466 --> 00:07:41,800 So, um... 111 00:07:43,261 --> 00:07:44,386 Does it? 112 00:07:50,685 --> 00:07:52,060 I'm sorry? 113 00:07:53,771 --> 00:07:59,859 Does it? 114 00:08:02,738 --> 00:08:07,909 Yeah, I wanted to give that whole "Does it?" part just another glance. 115 00:08:08,077 --> 00:08:11,246 What are you talking about, Ross? You just said that you read it twice. 116 00:08:11,414 --> 00:08:14,833 Look, you know what? It either does or doesn't. And if you have to think... 117 00:08:15,001 --> 00:08:18,587 No, Rach. No, I don't have to think about it. I don't. 118 00:08:18,754 --> 00:08:20,088 Uh, in fact... 119 00:08:20,673 --> 00:08:23,842 I've decided. I have decided... 120 00:08:24,010 --> 00:08:26,011 that it... 121 00:08:31,267 --> 00:08:32,601 does. 122 00:08:49,368 --> 00:08:52,287 - Are you sure? - Oh, sure, I'm sure. 123 00:08:58,794 --> 00:09:03,673 All right. There's a nuclear holocaust. I'm the last man on earth. 124 00:09:04,216 --> 00:09:05,216 Would you go out with me? 125 00:09:07,637 --> 00:09:09,179 Ehh. 126 00:09:11,724 --> 00:09:12,849 I've got canned goods. 127 00:09:15,227 --> 00:09:17,479 Hey, you guys, take a look at this. 128 00:09:17,647 --> 00:09:20,607 Check this baby out. Dug me a hole. 129 00:09:22,818 --> 00:09:24,903 Excellent hole, Joe. 130 00:09:26,530 --> 00:09:28,615 Oh, no, no. My hole. 131 00:09:28,783 --> 00:09:30,909 Ow! My foot. Ow! 132 00:09:31,077 --> 00:09:32,494 What? What is it? 133 00:09:32,953 --> 00:09:36,164 Jellyfish sting. Ow, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts. 134 00:09:36,332 --> 00:09:38,375 Well, can we help you, take you back to the house? 135 00:09:38,584 --> 00:09:39,793 Oh, it's, like, two miles. 136 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,295 Yeah, and I'm a little tired from digging the hole. 137 00:09:43,964 --> 00:09:45,715 Damn the jellyfish. 138 00:09:45,883 --> 00:09:48,510 Damn all the jellyfish. 139 00:09:48,678 --> 00:09:49,803 We've gotta do something. 140 00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:51,513 There's only one thing you can do. 141 00:09:51,681 --> 00:09:52,806 What? What is it? 142 00:09:52,973 --> 00:09:54,307 You're gonna have to pee on it. 143 00:09:55,893 --> 00:09:58,144 What? Gross. 144 00:09:58,312 --> 00:10:00,563 Don't blame me. I saw it on the Discovery Channel. 145 00:10:00,731 --> 00:10:04,734 You know what? He's right. There's something like ammonia in that... 146 00:10:04,902 --> 00:10:06,444 that kills the pain. 147 00:10:06,612 --> 00:10:10,448 Well, forget it. It doesn't hurt that bad! 148 00:10:11,659 --> 00:10:13,493 If you want some privacy, you can use my hole. 149 00:10:17,123 --> 00:10:20,542 Well, I'm ready to get the hell out of here. 150 00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:22,627 Oh. 151 00:10:22,795 --> 00:10:23,837 Are you...? 152 00:10:24,213 --> 00:10:25,463 Are you? 153 00:10:25,631 --> 00:10:27,507 Oh, that's so great. 154 00:10:27,883 --> 00:10:28,967 Ooh, not for Bonnie. 155 00:10:30,928 --> 00:10:32,512 But for you, yay, aah. 156 00:10:33,973 --> 00:10:35,890 - Hey. How was the beach? 157 00:10:36,058 --> 00:10:38,309 - Nothing. I don't know. - Uh, let's not worry about it. 158 00:10:40,688 --> 00:10:42,689 What happened? - Nothing. 159 00:10:42,857 --> 00:10:45,400 - I'm gonna take a shower. Me too. 160 00:10:45,568 --> 00:10:47,152 Me too. 161 00:10:48,112 --> 00:10:49,821 Okay, I'm gonna put this in the car. 162 00:10:49,989 --> 00:10:52,991 Oh, I have to go pack. Oh! 163 00:10:53,826 --> 00:10:56,077 - And it really does? - It does. 164 00:10:56,245 --> 00:10:58,371 It really and truly does. 165 00:10:58,539 --> 00:10:59,956 Oh. 166 00:11:21,187 --> 00:11:24,606 It so does not. 167 00:11:29,945 --> 00:11:32,030 She wants me to take responsibility... 168 00:11:32,198 --> 00:11:35,158 for everything that went wrong in our relationship. 169 00:11:35,326 --> 00:11:40,413 I mean, she goes on for five pages about how I was unfaithful to her. 170 00:11:40,873 --> 00:11:43,458 We were on a break! 171 00:11:43,626 --> 00:11:47,754 Oh, my God. If you say that one more time, I'm gonna break up with you. 172 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:49,589 All right, fine. 173 00:11:49,757 --> 00:11:53,134 But this breakup was not all my fault. And she says here: 174 00:11:53,302 --> 00:11:56,805 "If you accept full responsibility..." Full responsibility. 175 00:11:56,972 --> 00:11:58,932 "... I can begin to trust you again. 176 00:11:59,099 --> 00:12:02,602 Does that seem like something you can do? Does it?" 177 00:12:05,231 --> 00:12:06,648 No? 178 00:12:08,192 --> 00:12:11,277 Look, Ross, you have what you want. You're back with Rachel. 179 00:12:11,445 --> 00:12:14,447 You're gonna wreck the best thing that ever happened to you. 180 00:12:14,824 --> 00:12:17,909 Yeah, I know. I know, you're right. 181 00:12:19,370 --> 00:12:20,537 Yeah, I guess I'll let it go. 182 00:12:20,704 --> 00:12:24,123 But you understand how hard it is to forget about this? 183 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:25,834 Sure, it's hard to forget... 184 00:12:26,001 --> 00:12:29,212 but that doesn't mean you have to talk about it. 185 00:12:29,755 --> 00:12:31,422 A lot of things happened on that trip... 186 00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:35,593 that we should never, ever talk about. 187 00:12:38,097 --> 00:12:40,306 What the hell happened on that beach? 188 00:12:41,976 --> 00:12:44,978 It's between us and the sea, Ross. 189 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:57,156 - Hi, Ursula. - Hey. 190 00:12:57,324 --> 00:13:00,410 Okay, well, um, I know that we haven't talked in a long time. 191 00:13:00,578 --> 00:13:03,580 But, um, okay, our mom is not our birth mom. 192 00:13:03,747 --> 00:13:06,040 This other lady is our birth mom. 193 00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:09,335 Right, okay, the one that lives in Montauk. Mm-hm. 194 00:13:09,837 --> 00:13:10,879 You know her? 195 00:13:11,046 --> 00:13:14,883 No. I, um... I read about her in Mom's suicide note. 196 00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:17,343 There was a suicide note? 197 00:13:17,511 --> 00:13:19,387 Well, do you still have it? 198 00:13:20,389 --> 00:13:21,973 Hang on. 199 00:13:24,143 --> 00:13:27,395 I can't believe you didn't tell me there was a suicide note. 200 00:13:27,563 --> 00:13:29,814 Yeah, so how have you been doing? 201 00:13:29,982 --> 00:13:32,191 I... Shut up. 202 00:13:36,822 --> 00:13:39,532 "Goodbye, Phoebe and Ursula. I'll miss you. 203 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:42,493 P.S. Your mom lives in Montauk." 204 00:13:43,537 --> 00:13:44,871 You just wrote this. 205 00:13:46,081 --> 00:13:49,042 Well, it's pretty much the gist. 206 00:13:50,336 --> 00:13:53,421 Except for the poem. You read the poem, right? 207 00:13:53,589 --> 00:13:55,256 No. 208 00:13:56,008 --> 00:13:57,842 All right. Hang on. 209 00:14:02,848 --> 00:14:04,974 Pass the cheese, please. 210 00:14:07,269 --> 00:14:08,686 Ugh. 211 00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:12,815 My God, you can't even look at me, can you? 212 00:14:12,983 --> 00:14:14,442 No. 213 00:14:15,945 --> 00:14:18,237 Yay, it's Phoebe. We can talk to Phoebe. 214 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:22,533 No, I'm too depressed to talk. 215 00:14:22,701 --> 00:14:24,744 I'll give you $1000 to talk to us. 216 00:14:26,038 --> 00:14:27,121 Hey, you guys... 217 00:14:27,289 --> 00:14:30,208 what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing? 218 00:14:30,376 --> 00:14:32,210 No. 219 00:14:32,378 --> 00:14:34,796 All right, that's it, you guys. What happened out there? 220 00:14:34,964 --> 00:14:38,341 What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. 221 00:14:38,509 --> 00:14:40,551 I came back with nothing all over me. 222 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,222 - Come on, what happened? Joey? - What does that mean? 223 00:14:45,224 --> 00:14:46,349 - All right. - No. 224 00:14:46,517 --> 00:14:48,559 Joey, we swore we'd never tell. 225 00:14:48,727 --> 00:14:50,895 They'll never understand. 226 00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:55,733 But we have to say something. 227 00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:57,860 We have to get it out. It's eating me alive. 228 00:15:00,781 --> 00:15:04,283 - Monica got stung by a jellyfish. - All right. 229 00:15:07,413 --> 00:15:08,830 All right. 230 00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:13,960 I got stung. 231 00:15:14,962 --> 00:15:17,046 Stung bad. 232 00:15:18,757 --> 00:15:20,758 I couldn't stand. I... 233 00:15:20,926 --> 00:15:22,635 I couldn't walk. 234 00:15:22,803 --> 00:15:25,221 We were two miles from the house. 235 00:15:26,765 --> 00:15:28,975 We were scared and alone. 236 00:15:29,393 --> 00:15:31,436 We didn't think we could make it. 237 00:15:36,442 --> 00:15:37,942 I was in too much pain. 238 00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:40,361 And I was tired from digging the huge hole. 239 00:15:42,906 --> 00:15:45,575 And then Joey remembered something. 240 00:15:46,618 --> 00:15:48,995 I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel. 241 00:15:49,163 --> 00:15:50,747 Wait a minute, I saw that. 242 00:15:50,914 --> 00:15:55,460 On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you... 243 00:15:58,297 --> 00:15:59,881 Ew. 244 00:16:00,049 --> 00:16:01,591 You peed on yourself? 245 00:16:02,217 --> 00:16:03,593 Ew. 246 00:16:03,761 --> 00:16:07,305 You can't say that. You don't know. 247 00:16:07,473 --> 00:16:09,766 I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. 248 00:16:10,517 --> 00:16:13,978 Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't... 249 00:16:14,146 --> 00:16:15,229 bend that way. 250 00:16:17,858 --> 00:16:19,484 So... 251 00:16:20,944 --> 00:16:22,820 Ew. 252 00:16:25,365 --> 00:16:27,992 That's right. I stepped up. 253 00:16:30,496 --> 00:16:33,164 She's my friend and she needed help. 254 00:16:33,707 --> 00:16:36,125 If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you. 255 00:16:41,882 --> 00:16:44,342 Only, uh, I couldn't. 256 00:16:47,846 --> 00:16:49,931 I got the stage fright. 257 00:16:51,183 --> 00:16:54,185 I wanted to help, but there was just too much pressure... 258 00:16:54,353 --> 00:16:56,312 so I, uh... I turned to Chandler. 259 00:17:00,859 --> 00:17:05,530 Joey kept screaming at me, "Do it now. Do it. Do it. Do it now." 260 00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:10,201 Sometimes, late at night, I can still hear the screaming. 261 00:17:13,122 --> 00:17:16,707 That's because, sometimes, I just do it through my wall to freak you out. 262 00:17:17,918 --> 00:17:22,046 And fuchsia and mauve 263 00:17:22,214 --> 00:17:26,717 Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom 264 00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:29,178 Thank you. Thank you. 265 00:17:29,346 --> 00:17:33,975 Oh, and I invite all of you to count the colors in your bedroom. 266 00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:37,353 Except for you. You go away. 267 00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:43,317 I'll go in a second. 268 00:17:43,485 --> 00:17:45,570 I just want to tell you... 269 00:17:45,737 --> 00:17:49,532 that there hasn't been a day when I didn't regret giving you up. 270 00:17:49,908 --> 00:17:51,868 Okay, bye. 271 00:17:53,245 --> 00:17:54,704 No, I'm not done. 272 00:17:54,872 --> 00:17:58,332 I just want you to know, the reason I never looked you up was because... 273 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,585 well, I was afraid that you'd react... 274 00:18:00,752 --> 00:18:04,172 just, well, like the way you're reacting now. 275 00:18:04,339 --> 00:18:07,633 Can't we just, you know, start from here? Please? 276 00:18:09,469 --> 00:18:10,761 No. 277 00:18:14,099 --> 00:18:15,516 Okay. 278 00:18:16,268 --> 00:18:17,768 Sorry. 279 00:18:20,063 --> 00:18:21,397 But just one last thing. 280 00:18:22,566 --> 00:18:25,276 You know, you came looking for family. 281 00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:28,279 I'm family. 282 00:18:29,698 --> 00:18:31,073 I'm it. 283 00:18:33,368 --> 00:18:35,703 Well, now I'm done. 284 00:18:38,957 --> 00:18:42,210 Yeah, but it's not like we're losing anything, you know? 285 00:18:43,212 --> 00:18:45,421 Yeah, I guess you're right. 286 00:18:45,589 --> 00:18:50,009 It's not like we know each other or anything or that have anything in common. 287 00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:55,473 Oh, I don't know. I mean, it's not like we don't have anything in common. 288 00:18:56,975 --> 00:18:59,310 I mean, I like, uh, pizza. 289 00:18:59,645 --> 00:19:01,771 I... I like pizza. 290 00:19:02,397 --> 00:19:03,689 You do? 291 00:19:03,857 --> 00:19:06,275 Wait, I like, um, the Beatles. 292 00:19:06,485 --> 00:19:07,944 Oh, my God. So do I! 293 00:19:08,111 --> 00:19:10,154 I knew it. Wow. 294 00:19:10,322 --> 00:19:12,198 Wait, wait, wait. Puppies. Cute or ugly? 295 00:19:12,366 --> 00:19:14,408 - Oh, so cute. - Oh! 296 00:19:14,576 --> 00:19:17,245 - Well? Ha, ha. - You see? 297 00:19:17,996 --> 00:19:19,956 But I'm still... I'm mad at you. 298 00:19:20,332 --> 00:19:21,749 I know. 299 00:19:22,751 --> 00:19:24,669 I'm mad at me too. 300 00:19:26,338 --> 00:19:28,673 Well, um, do you want to get something to eat? 301 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,675 Because I'm kind of hungry. 302 00:19:30,842 --> 00:19:32,635 Hey. Me too. 303 00:19:32,803 --> 00:19:36,055 All right, stop it. Now you're just doing it to freak me out. 304 00:19:42,145 --> 00:19:44,230 Aw, I missed you. 305 00:19:44,398 --> 00:19:46,482 I missed you too. 306 00:19:49,194 --> 00:19:52,363 Oh, I was so nervous about that letter. 307 00:19:55,075 --> 00:19:57,368 But the way you owned up to everything... 308 00:19:57,536 --> 00:20:02,331 it just showed me how much you've grown, you know? 309 00:20:04,543 --> 00:20:06,043 I suppose. 310 00:20:06,211 --> 00:20:11,299 No. You have, Ross. You have. You should give yourself credit. 311 00:20:11,466 --> 00:20:14,802 I mean, my mom never thought this would work out. 312 00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:18,806 Heh. She was all, "Once a cheater, always a cheater." 313 00:20:21,059 --> 00:20:23,644 - Mm-hm. - Oh. 314 00:20:23,812 --> 00:20:26,731 I just wish we hadn't lost those four months. 315 00:20:27,399 --> 00:20:32,528 But if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective... 316 00:20:33,822 --> 00:20:36,574 We were on a break! 317 00:20:37,826 --> 00:20:40,036 - Coffeehouse? - You bet. 318 00:20:40,203 --> 00:20:44,623 And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship. 319 00:20:44,791 --> 00:20:46,917 Yeah, you and that girl from the copy place... 320 00:20:47,085 --> 00:20:49,670 which yesterday you took full responsibility for. 321 00:20:49,838 --> 00:20:52,757 I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for, okay? 322 00:20:52,924 --> 00:20:54,717 I didn't finish the whole letter. 323 00:20:54,885 --> 00:20:56,886 - What? - I fell asleep. 324 00:20:57,054 --> 00:20:59,263 You fell asleep? 325 00:20:59,973 --> 00:21:03,017 Yeah, it was 5:30 in the morning. 326 00:21:03,185 --> 00:21:08,606 And you had rambled on for 18 pages. 327 00:21:09,483 --> 00:21:11,484 Front and back! 328 00:21:12,903 --> 00:21:14,528 Oh, oh, oh. And by the way. 329 00:21:14,696 --> 00:21:18,282 "Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E" means "you are." 330 00:21:18,450 --> 00:21:20,201 "Y-O-U-R" means "your." 331 00:21:21,286 --> 00:21:24,413 I can't believe I even thought of getting back together with you. 332 00:21:24,581 --> 00:21:26,165 We are so over. 333 00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:29,335 Fine by me! 334 00:21:30,629 --> 00:21:31,879 Oh, and hey, hey, hey. 335 00:21:32,047 --> 00:21:35,257 Those spelling tips will come in handy when you're at home on Saturday nights... 336 00:21:35,425 --> 00:21:36,884 playing Scrabble with Monica. 337 00:21:37,052 --> 00:21:39,095 - Hey. - Sorry. 338 00:21:39,971 --> 00:21:43,516 I just feel bad about all that sleep you're gonna miss, wishing you were with me. 339 00:21:43,683 --> 00:21:46,102 Oh, no, no. Don't you worry about me falling asleep. 340 00:21:46,561 --> 00:21:48,854 I still have your letter! 341 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:53,818 And hey, just so you know, it's not that common. 342 00:21:53,985 --> 00:21:57,905 It doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal! 343 00:21:58,824 --> 00:22:00,908 I knew it! 344 00:22:06,164 --> 00:22:07,373 Gin. 345 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,334 We were playing gin? 346 00:22:12,546 --> 00:22:15,339 You know, if we were a couple, we could play this game naked. 347 00:22:15,507 --> 00:22:18,175 - Ha, ha. Would you stop? - Okay. 348 00:22:18,343 --> 00:22:19,844 All right. 349 00:22:20,429 --> 00:22:23,347 Okay, all right. I think you're great. 350 00:22:23,515 --> 00:22:26,725 I think you're sweet and you're smart... 351 00:22:26,893 --> 00:22:27,977 and I love you. 352 00:22:29,938 --> 00:22:32,773 But you will always be the guy who peed on me.