1 00:00:06,276 --> 00:00:07,943 Wow. That ripped. 2 00:00:09,946 --> 00:00:11,655 That ripped real nice. 3 00:00:12,407 --> 00:00:16,368 How many times do I have to tell you? You turn and slide. 4 00:00:16,536 --> 00:00:18,287 You know? Turn and slide. 5 00:00:18,454 --> 00:00:20,372 No, you don't turn and slide. 6 00:00:20,540 --> 00:00:22,124 You throw it out. 7 00:00:23,835 --> 00:00:26,545 I'm tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed. 8 00:00:26,879 --> 00:00:30,799 Well, we're not throwing it out. I built this thing with my own hands. 9 00:00:30,967 --> 00:00:32,175 All right. 10 00:00:32,343 --> 00:00:34,136 How about we sell it? 11 00:00:36,014 --> 00:00:37,472 All right. 12 00:00:38,433 --> 00:00:40,434 But you're gonna have to tell them. 13 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:47,566 You mind if we stick you in a different cabinet? They seem all right with it. 14 00:01:38,993 --> 00:01:41,161 Monica, it's Chip. - Yes. 15 00:01:41,329 --> 00:01:42,621 - Who's Chip? - Shh. 16 00:01:42,789 --> 00:01:44,373 It was good running into you today. 17 00:01:44,540 --> 00:01:48,293 So, uh, here's my number. 555-9323. Give me a call. Later. 18 00:01:48,461 --> 00:01:50,754 Chip is Chip Matthews. 19 00:01:51,339 --> 00:01:54,716 The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why's he calling you? 20 00:01:54,884 --> 00:01:58,804 Because I ran into him at the bank. He is still so cute. 21 00:01:59,097 --> 00:02:02,808 Monica, you're so lucky. He's, like, the most popular guy in school. 22 00:02:03,768 --> 00:02:05,685 I know. 23 00:02:07,688 --> 00:02:10,023 Chip? Hi, it's Monica. 24 00:02:11,567 --> 00:02:17,864 Okay. 25 00:02:18,574 --> 00:02:19,741 Okay. Goodbye. 26 00:02:20,159 --> 00:02:23,245 Oh, my God. We just had the best conversation. 27 00:02:29,669 --> 00:02:31,837 - I was just leaving. Good. 28 00:02:32,255 --> 00:02:34,089 Because I've got a product report to read. 29 00:02:34,257 --> 00:02:38,009 It's, like, eight pages. I hope I don't fall asleep. 30 00:02:38,428 --> 00:02:39,719 Why? Did you write it? 31 00:02:43,099 --> 00:02:44,641 Whoa. 32 00:02:44,809 --> 00:02:46,226 Look at that. 33 00:02:46,394 --> 00:02:49,438 Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants. 34 00:02:51,023 --> 00:02:52,524 Well, uh, actually... 35 00:02:52,692 --> 00:02:57,237 I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy. 36 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,035 Well, um... 37 00:03:04,370 --> 00:03:06,955 Why don't you give him a call? 38 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:15,130 Okay. 39 00:03:19,343 --> 00:03:22,471 - Are you sure you want to hear this? - Oh, I'm sure. 40 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:27,642 Chip. Hi, it's Rachel. 41 00:03:27,894 --> 00:03:29,603 Rachel Green. 42 00:03:29,854 --> 00:03:32,731 Yeah. Um, you left me a message? 43 00:03:34,609 --> 00:03:36,943 Yes, you did. My roommate wrote it down. 44 00:03:38,529 --> 00:03:40,197 Monica Geller? 45 00:03:43,659 --> 00:03:45,076 Oh. 46 00:03:46,412 --> 00:03:48,830 Oh, that's right. 47 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:54,002 He called to ask out Monica. 48 00:03:55,254 --> 00:03:57,881 That's got to be embarrassing. 49 00:04:03,387 --> 00:04:06,598 Dumb drunken bitch 50 00:04:10,645 --> 00:04:12,979 Thank you. Thanks. Ha, ha. 51 00:04:15,274 --> 00:04:16,608 Now here's a question. 52 00:04:16,776 --> 00:04:19,861 Where'd you guys get the "finest oak east of the Mississippi"? 53 00:04:20,029 --> 00:04:23,782 Uh-uh. First you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land. 54 00:04:24,617 --> 00:04:25,700 I'm reading your ad. 55 00:04:26,118 --> 00:04:28,411 - Looks good, huh? Yeah. 56 00:04:28,579 --> 00:04:32,082 "Stunning entertainment center, fine... 57 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:35,794 Fine Italian craftsmanship." 58 00:04:37,296 --> 00:04:40,298 Oh, my God. You guys are selling the entertainment center? 59 00:04:40,466 --> 00:04:42,384 - Why? I love that thing. - You want it? 60 00:04:42,718 --> 00:04:44,469 - Oh, no. - No. 61 00:04:45,471 --> 00:04:47,472 Uh, Gepetto? 62 00:04:48,599 --> 00:04:50,725 Five thousand dollars? 63 00:04:50,893 --> 00:04:52,686 Are you insane? 64 00:04:52,853 --> 00:04:55,814 Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks. 65 00:04:55,982 --> 00:05:01,027 All right, look, I'm changing it to $50 or your best offer. 66 00:05:01,195 --> 00:05:05,365 What kind of profit is that? And you call yourself an accountant? 67 00:05:07,368 --> 00:05:08,493 No. 68 00:05:11,372 --> 00:05:12,914 Oh. 69 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:15,917 What do you do? 70 00:05:17,169 --> 00:05:19,421 I can't believe you don't know what I do for a living. 71 00:05:19,589 --> 00:05:22,507 - I actually don't know. - Yeah, something to do with numbers? 72 00:05:26,262 --> 00:05:29,306 Oh, my God, no. Shoo, kitty. No. 73 00:05:29,473 --> 00:05:32,809 No, no. Shoo. Come on, you. Come on. 74 00:05:32,977 --> 00:05:34,352 Crazy. 75 00:05:35,062 --> 00:05:37,063 - Oh, my God. - What? 76 00:05:37,648 --> 00:05:39,482 Nothing. Nothing. 77 00:05:39,650 --> 00:05:40,942 What? What's wrong? 78 00:05:41,777 --> 00:05:43,153 I just... 79 00:05:44,530 --> 00:05:49,159 I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my mother. 80 00:05:50,494 --> 00:05:53,204 You mean, the mom you met in Montauk? She was a cat? 81 00:05:54,373 --> 00:05:56,583 No. No, no. She was a human lady. 82 00:05:56,751 --> 00:06:00,462 This is the spirit of my mom, Lily. The one that killed herself. 83 00:06:00,630 --> 00:06:02,088 Are you sure she's in the cat? 84 00:06:02,256 --> 00:06:05,342 Or have you been taking your grandma's glaucoma medicine again? 85 00:06:06,010 --> 00:06:08,595 No, Dr. Skeptismo. 86 00:06:09,347 --> 00:06:12,766 I'm sure. First of all, okay, there's the feeling. 87 00:06:14,477 --> 00:06:18,355 Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case... 88 00:06:18,522 --> 00:06:20,815 which is lined with orange felt. 89 00:06:23,569 --> 00:06:26,905 My mother's favorite fish was orange roughy. 90 00:06:30,743 --> 00:06:32,827 Cats like fish. 91 00:06:36,624 --> 00:06:38,083 Hi, Mommy. 92 00:06:39,919 --> 00:06:43,838 Oh. I haven't seen this smile in 17 years. 93 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:49,678 - Dude, Phoebe's mom's got a huge pair of... - Let it go. 94 00:06:52,765 --> 00:06:54,265 Hey. 95 00:06:55,226 --> 00:06:58,520 Um, when were you gonna tell me that you're going out with Chip Matthews? 96 00:06:59,271 --> 00:07:00,647 Now? 97 00:07:02,274 --> 00:07:06,111 - Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews? - No. It's not okay. 98 00:07:06,278 --> 00:07:08,988 I can't believe you'd want to after what he did to me. 99 00:07:09,156 --> 00:07:10,532 What, that thing at the prom? 100 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:15,537 Monica, I couldn't find him for two hours. He was having sex with Amy Welsh. 101 00:07:16,872 --> 00:07:20,166 Come on, that was back in high school. How could that still bother you? 102 00:07:20,334 --> 00:07:23,128 I mean, why of all people do you have to go out with Chip? 103 00:07:23,295 --> 00:07:25,046 Look, you and I went to different schools. 104 00:07:25,214 --> 00:07:28,216 Okay, that doesn't help because we went to the same high school. 105 00:07:28,384 --> 00:07:30,468 You went to one where you were popular. 106 00:07:30,636 --> 00:07:32,804 And you got to ride off on Chip's motorcycle... 107 00:07:32,972 --> 00:07:34,764 and wear his letterman jacket. 108 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:39,185 I went to one where I wore a band uniform that you had to have specially made. 109 00:07:41,021 --> 00:07:43,022 They had to have that specially made? 110 00:07:45,484 --> 00:07:47,569 It was a project for one of the Home Ec. Classes. 111 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:52,991 Oh, my God. They told us that was for the mascot. 112 00:07:55,828 --> 00:07:58,705 Back then I thought that I'd never, ever get the chance... 113 00:07:58,873 --> 00:08:00,665 to go out with a Chip Matthews. 114 00:08:00,833 --> 00:08:03,752 And now he's called me up and asked me out. 115 00:08:03,919 --> 00:08:08,006 And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. I owe her this. 116 00:08:08,174 --> 00:08:09,924 I never let her eat. 117 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,344 - Oh, you go out with him. - Oh, really? 118 00:08:13,512 --> 00:08:14,554 Yeah. 119 00:08:14,722 --> 00:08:16,848 If it's possible, could you leave him somewhere... 120 00:08:17,016 --> 00:08:18,975 and go have sex with another guy? 121 00:08:19,351 --> 00:08:21,060 I'll try. 122 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:27,525 So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center? 123 00:08:27,693 --> 00:08:29,319 There were a couple calls last night... 124 00:08:29,487 --> 00:08:32,030 but, uh, I don't think any of them are gonna work out. 125 00:08:32,198 --> 00:08:35,325 Yes, Joey has a very careful screening process. 126 00:08:36,035 --> 00:08:38,787 Apparently not everyone is qualified to own wood and nails. 127 00:08:40,247 --> 00:08:41,956 Stop it. Stop it. 128 00:08:42,124 --> 00:08:44,834 She keeps squirming and trying to get away. 129 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:46,961 Just like when she was alive. 130 00:08:48,756 --> 00:08:51,549 So, Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us? 131 00:08:52,051 --> 00:08:53,468 Well, I'm not sure. 132 00:08:53,636 --> 00:08:56,554 I mean, I guess until she, you know, gets used to the fact that there's... 133 00:08:56,722 --> 00:08:58,932 you know, a new mom. 134 00:09:00,351 --> 00:09:03,812 You know, I think she's worried that she's gonna be replaced. 135 00:09:04,230 --> 00:09:06,773 Well, that's not gonna happen, is it? No. 136 00:09:07,566 --> 00:09:09,651 Okay, I have to return a call in the other room. 137 00:09:09,819 --> 00:09:11,611 Why can't you use the phone in here? 138 00:09:11,779 --> 00:09:16,491 Well, I'm returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. 139 00:09:16,659 --> 00:09:18,993 I just spelled the wrong word. 140 00:09:21,622 --> 00:09:26,709 So, guys, am I crazy or does Phoebe's mom remind anyone else of a cat? 141 00:09:28,504 --> 00:09:30,505 - Ross, don't start. Come on. 142 00:09:30,673 --> 00:09:34,926 You can't tell me you actually believe that there's a woman inside that cat? 143 00:09:35,594 --> 00:09:37,262 I believe it. 144 00:09:38,639 --> 00:09:41,099 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 145 00:09:41,267 --> 00:09:42,851 No, you... 146 00:09:43,936 --> 00:09:45,603 You know what? 147 00:09:46,230 --> 00:09:48,106 You're not gonna suck me into this. 148 00:09:48,274 --> 00:09:52,443 Oh, sure I am. Because you always have to be right. 149 00:09:52,611 --> 00:09:54,737 I do not always have... Okay, okay. 150 00:09:58,617 --> 00:10:00,410 Jurassic Park could happen. 151 00:10:11,881 --> 00:10:14,674 Wow. That's, uh... That's pretty nice. 152 00:10:14,842 --> 00:10:16,759 "Pretty nice"? 153 00:10:17,177 --> 00:10:19,888 You'll have to pardon my roommate. He wanted to marry this. 154 00:10:20,973 --> 00:10:24,434 We don't have 50 bucks. But would you be willing to trade for it? 155 00:10:24,602 --> 00:10:25,643 We got a canoe. 156 00:10:33,777 --> 00:10:35,987 You know, I really don't think we need a canoe. 157 00:10:36,155 --> 00:10:37,530 You gotta take the canoe. 158 00:10:39,658 --> 00:10:41,159 All right, just... 159 00:10:41,327 --> 00:10:43,578 Just take the entertainment center. 160 00:10:43,746 --> 00:10:46,623 And then when you get home, throw the canoe away. 161 00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:49,834 We're not throwing it away. I built that canoe. 162 00:10:51,086 --> 00:10:52,670 Good for you. 163 00:10:58,302 --> 00:11:01,888 You guys, you're never gonna believe what I just found on a telephone pole. 164 00:11:02,056 --> 00:11:03,640 Looks kind of familiar? 165 00:11:03,807 --> 00:11:07,769 Apparently Phoebe's mother also goes by the name Julio. 166 00:11:10,189 --> 00:11:12,649 You guys, there's a little girl in SoHo looking for this cat. 167 00:11:12,816 --> 00:11:16,861 - I mean, you know what that means? - Yeah, 200-dollar reward split five ways. 168 00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:21,157 Do we have to tell her? 169 00:11:21,325 --> 00:11:25,328 - Yes, we have to tell her. - Oh, but it's made her so happy. 170 00:11:25,996 --> 00:11:28,373 Little girl misses her cat. 171 00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:32,460 Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. 172 00:11:32,878 --> 00:11:35,797 Okay, ha, ha, you know what? I have to go have dinner with my son. 173 00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:38,883 Can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her? 174 00:11:39,051 --> 00:11:40,885 Yeah. 175 00:11:41,053 --> 00:11:42,428 Thank you. 176 00:11:44,139 --> 00:11:46,724 Ugh. I hate it when Ross is right. 177 00:11:46,892 --> 00:11:49,102 - He is right, isn't he? - You know what? 178 00:11:49,269 --> 00:11:51,145 This might be one of the times when he's wrong. 179 00:11:51,313 --> 00:11:53,481 You think? - Oh, no, he's right. 180 00:11:58,237 --> 00:12:00,488 - Hi. Hi. Hey. 181 00:12:02,282 --> 00:12:03,449 Uh, Pheebs, ahem... 182 00:12:03,951 --> 00:12:06,494 - About your mom, heh. Yeah? 183 00:12:09,373 --> 00:12:11,207 How's that going? 184 00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:14,544 So great. Oh, we took a nap together today. 185 00:12:14,712 --> 00:12:17,088 My mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred. 186 00:12:19,466 --> 00:12:21,342 That's so sweet. 187 00:12:23,762 --> 00:12:25,346 I'm gonna get some coffee. 188 00:12:31,687 --> 00:12:34,772 Huh? What'd you say, Joe? I'll be right there. 189 00:12:38,694 --> 00:12:41,529 - Pheebs... - I just feel so... 190 00:12:41,697 --> 00:12:43,906 - All right. - I'm coming already. 191 00:12:50,622 --> 00:12:52,915 Not yet, not yet, not yet. 192 00:12:59,381 --> 00:13:01,132 - Hello, Chip. - Hey, Rach. How you doing? 193 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,800 I'm great. I'm great. 194 00:13:02,968 --> 00:13:06,095 Got a great job at Bloomingdale's. I have wonderful friends. 195 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,222 And even though I'm not seeing anyone right now... 196 00:13:08,390 --> 00:13:10,933 I've really never felt better about myself. 197 00:13:13,312 --> 00:13:14,854 So, uh, Monica ready yet? 198 00:13:18,317 --> 00:13:20,318 She'll be out in a second. 199 00:13:20,486 --> 00:13:23,571 So, Chip, how's, um, Amy Welsh? 200 00:13:23,739 --> 00:13:26,908 Amy Welsh? Wow, I haven't seen her since... 201 00:13:29,244 --> 00:13:30,787 So, Monica about ready? 202 00:13:33,373 --> 00:13:35,833 This is the unit for you, my friend. 203 00:13:36,001 --> 00:13:38,878 Sturdy construction, tons of storage compartments. 204 00:13:39,046 --> 00:13:41,297 Some big enough to fit a grown man. 205 00:13:42,132 --> 00:13:43,174 What? 206 00:13:43,342 --> 00:13:46,052 Oh, yeah, I got in there myself once. 207 00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:48,513 My roommate bet me 5 bucks that I couldn't. 208 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:51,182 And then he stuck a board through the handles and locked me in. 209 00:13:51,350 --> 00:13:52,975 Ha, ha. Yeah. 210 00:13:53,143 --> 00:13:55,978 It was funny till I started feeling like I was in a coffin. 211 00:13:58,148 --> 00:14:01,484 No, you... You can't fit in that thing. That's not deep enough. 212 00:14:01,902 --> 00:14:03,486 Oh, yeah? 213 00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:07,031 If I can't... 214 00:14:07,199 --> 00:14:09,617 I'll knock 5 bucks off the price of the unit. 215 00:14:09,910 --> 00:14:12,036 - All right, you have yourself a deal. - Okay. 216 00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:19,502 See? I told you. 217 00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:25,174 Sometimes I come in here just to get away from it. 218 00:14:27,261 --> 00:14:29,220 Hey, a nickel. 219 00:14:33,684 --> 00:14:34,851 Here we are. 220 00:14:35,018 --> 00:14:37,103 Oh, my God, you still have the Chipper. 221 00:14:37,271 --> 00:14:38,771 The what? 222 00:14:38,939 --> 00:14:42,567 That's what we used to call your, uh, motorcycle in high school. 223 00:14:42,734 --> 00:14:44,652 You know, a motorcycle's a chopper. 224 00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:46,737 And you're Chip. 225 00:14:47,281 --> 00:14:48,573 Never mind. 226 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:51,242 No, I think it's cute. 227 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,622 Wow. 228 00:14:56,790 --> 00:14:58,791 A lipper from the Chipper. 229 00:15:00,794 --> 00:15:03,045 So are you still in touch with anyone from high school? 230 00:15:03,213 --> 00:15:05,423 Um, there's Rachel... 231 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,509 and that's it. How about you? 232 00:15:08,677 --> 00:15:10,887 Oh, yeah, I still hang with Simens and Zana. 233 00:15:11,054 --> 00:15:13,931 You know, and I see Spindler a lot, and Levine, Kelly. 234 00:15:14,099 --> 00:15:16,100 And I run into Goldie from time to time... 235 00:15:16,476 --> 00:15:18,686 Stick, Brown, Sulkov, McGuire... 236 00:15:18,854 --> 00:15:21,105 J.T., Beardsley. 237 00:15:21,607 --> 00:15:22,732 Is that all? 238 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:25,943 Ah, you know, after high school, you just kind of lose touch. 239 00:15:27,487 --> 00:15:29,280 Oh, yeah, I ran into Richard Dorfman. 240 00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:30,948 - Oh, how is he? - Not so good. 241 00:15:31,116 --> 00:15:33,576 Me and Simens gave him a wedgie. Ha-ha-ha. 242 00:15:34,912 --> 00:15:37,580 - Isn't he an architect now? - Yeah, they still wear underwear. 243 00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:52,637 Oh, my God. 244 00:15:55,307 --> 00:15:56,807 What? 245 00:15:59,102 --> 00:16:02,063 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 246 00:16:03,273 --> 00:16:05,107 What happened? 247 00:16:05,275 --> 00:16:09,237 Oh, man, he promised he wouldn't take the chairs. 248 00:16:09,655 --> 00:16:11,781 What the hell happened? How were you locked in there? 249 00:16:11,949 --> 00:16:14,325 Where the hell is all of our stuff? 250 00:16:14,701 --> 00:16:16,786 Well, this guy came by to look at the unit... 251 00:16:16,954 --> 00:16:19,705 and he said he didn't think it was big enough to fit a grown man. 252 00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:23,000 So you got in voluntarily? 253 00:16:23,168 --> 00:16:25,878 I was trying to make a sale. 254 00:16:26,046 --> 00:16:29,382 Oh, man. If I ever run into that guy again, you know what I'm gonna do? 255 00:16:29,549 --> 00:16:31,509 Bend over? 256 00:16:35,597 --> 00:16:39,141 And then Zana just let one rip. 257 00:16:44,189 --> 00:16:47,733 Look, not that I don't enjoy talking about people who we went to high school with... 258 00:16:47,901 --> 00:16:49,944 because I do. Ha, ha. 259 00:16:50,112 --> 00:16:52,446 But, um, maybe we can talk about something else. 260 00:16:52,614 --> 00:16:54,991 Like you. I don't even know where you work. 261 00:16:55,158 --> 00:16:57,576 - You know where I work. - I do? 262 00:16:57,744 --> 00:17:00,663 The movie theater. You used to come in all the time. 263 00:17:01,707 --> 00:17:06,210 - You still work at the Multiplex? - Like I'd give up that job. Ha, ha. 264 00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:09,338 Free popcorn and candy any time I want? 265 00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:12,216 - I can get you free posters for your room. - Thanks, I'm set. 266 00:17:14,594 --> 00:17:15,845 Do you live with your parents? 267 00:17:16,013 --> 00:17:18,222 Yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want. 268 00:17:22,853 --> 00:17:26,647 Wow, they really got you guys. Your TV, the chairs. 269 00:17:26,815 --> 00:17:29,567 Yeah, your microwave, the stereo. 270 00:17:29,735 --> 00:17:33,154 Oh, man, he took the five of spades. 271 00:17:34,031 --> 00:17:35,823 Oh, no, no, here it is. 272 00:17:38,035 --> 00:17:39,368 Oh, my God. What happened? 273 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:44,206 Oh. Um, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed. 274 00:17:48,253 --> 00:17:50,087 So how was your date? 275 00:17:50,255 --> 00:17:53,674 Well, you know how I always wanted to go out with Chip in high school? 276 00:17:54,134 --> 00:17:58,095 Well, tonight, I actually went out with Chip Matthews in high school. 277 00:17:58,889 --> 00:18:00,514 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 278 00:18:00,682 --> 00:18:03,601 No, it's okay. Not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews... 279 00:18:03,769 --> 00:18:05,561 I got to dump Chip Matthews. 280 00:18:05,729 --> 00:18:08,606 - Oh, that's so great. - I know. 281 00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:11,400 - Hey. - Hey. 282 00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,569 So, uh, what did the insurance company say? 283 00:18:13,737 --> 00:18:14,779 Oh, they said, uh: 284 00:18:14,946 --> 00:18:18,282 "You don't have insurance here, so stop calling us." 285 00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:23,079 You didn't tell her? 286 00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:28,793 Okay, fine. 287 00:18:29,711 --> 00:18:31,087 - Pheebs? - Yeah. Hi. 288 00:18:31,254 --> 00:18:34,382 Hi. Listen, uh... 289 00:18:34,841 --> 00:18:37,927 this cat belongs to a little girl. 290 00:18:38,095 --> 00:18:41,389 All right? There are flyers all over the place. 291 00:18:41,556 --> 00:18:43,766 I'm sorry, sweetie. 292 00:18:44,309 --> 00:18:47,019 Hey, we can take her back with you if you want. 293 00:18:48,438 --> 00:18:50,856 Oh. Mm-hm. 294 00:18:51,024 --> 00:18:54,527 But, you know, she chose to find me. 295 00:18:54,694 --> 00:18:57,029 I mean, I have to respect her decision, right? 296 00:18:58,824 --> 00:19:01,325 - That's a good call. - That's right. 297 00:19:01,493 --> 00:19:04,078 No, no. Hey, enough is enough. 298 00:19:04,246 --> 00:19:06,664 Look, I'm sorry that you feel guilty or whatever... 299 00:19:06,832 --> 00:19:10,376 about spending time with your new mom. But this is not your old mom. 300 00:19:10,544 --> 00:19:12,044 This is a cat. Okay? 301 00:19:12,212 --> 00:19:14,839 Julio the cat. 302 00:19:15,006 --> 00:19:16,882 Not Mom. Cat. 303 00:19:23,598 --> 00:19:24,849 It's okay. 304 00:19:25,851 --> 00:19:28,519 Ross, how many parents have you lost? 305 00:19:29,688 --> 00:19:31,021 None. 306 00:19:31,189 --> 00:19:34,900 Okay, then you don't know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? 307 00:19:39,406 --> 00:19:41,699 I believe this is my mother. 308 00:19:41,867 --> 00:19:44,201 Even if I'm wrong, who cares? 309 00:19:44,369 --> 00:19:47,830 Just be a friend, okay? Be supportive. 310 00:19:51,251 --> 00:19:52,418 I'm sorry. 311 00:19:53,545 --> 00:19:55,004 Okay. 312 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,674 I don't know what to say. Heh. 313 00:20:01,428 --> 00:20:05,389 You could say you're sorry to her mom. 314 00:20:12,022 --> 00:20:14,190 I think she would like that. 315 00:20:25,243 --> 00:20:27,995 Come here. Here, come here, come here. 316 00:20:30,165 --> 00:20:31,957 Mrs. Buffay? 317 00:20:34,878 --> 00:20:36,587 Sorry about what I said. 318 00:20:36,755 --> 00:20:41,050 Um, it was insensitive of me to say... 319 00:20:41,218 --> 00:20:43,552 that you were just a cat. 320 00:20:45,805 --> 00:20:51,101 When, clearly, you are also the reincarnated spirit... 321 00:20:51,645 --> 00:20:52,728 of my friend's mother. 322 00:20:55,815 --> 00:20:57,358 Thank you. 323 00:20:58,026 --> 00:21:00,027 - We both forgive you. - Heh. 324 00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:03,697 What are you gonna do about the little girl? 325 00:21:03,865 --> 00:21:06,617 Yeah. Okay, listen. 326 00:21:06,785 --> 00:21:11,121 Um, Mom, I hope you know that you still mean a lot to me. 327 00:21:11,289 --> 00:21:13,874 And you're welcome to come back any time. 328 00:21:14,251 --> 00:21:15,751 Pheebs? 329 00:21:15,919 --> 00:21:19,505 If she could come back as a couch, we'd really appreciate it. 330 00:21:21,383 --> 00:21:23,050 Come on, Mom, I'm gonna take you home. 331 00:21:23,218 --> 00:21:25,386 - I'll go with you. Me too. 332 00:21:26,638 --> 00:21:29,348 Oh, uh, you know, I got an extra futon. 333 00:21:29,975 --> 00:21:33,435 Dude, you don't have to brag. We got nothing here.