1 00:00:03,426 --> 00:00:05,803 Hey. We are so in luck. 2 00:00:05,970 --> 00:00:08,555 Treeger said we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. 3 00:00:08,973 --> 00:00:10,599 Wait right there. 4 00:00:10,850 --> 00:00:13,185 Oh, no, no. I'm paddling away. 5 00:00:14,813 --> 00:00:16,021 Huh? 6 00:00:16,189 --> 00:00:19,733 Wow. Really? We got all this rusty crap for free? 7 00:00:21,194 --> 00:00:23,946 Uh-huh. This and a bunch of bubble wrap... 8 00:00:24,114 --> 00:00:26,406 and some of it is not even popped. 9 00:00:34,374 --> 00:00:35,999 Could we be more white trash? 10 00:01:26,801 --> 00:01:28,844 How desperate am I? 11 00:01:29,095 --> 00:01:32,347 Oh, good thing Chandler's not here. He always wins at this game. 12 00:01:33,266 --> 00:01:35,559 I just told my mom I'd cater her party for her. 13 00:01:35,727 --> 00:01:38,228 - How come? - Because I need the money. 14 00:01:38,396 --> 00:01:42,900 And I thought it'd be a great way to get rid of that last little smidgen of self-respect. 15 00:01:43,067 --> 00:01:45,027 Come on, I think this is a good thing. 16 00:01:45,195 --> 00:01:46,778 I don't think Mom would've hired you... 17 00:01:46,946 --> 00:01:48,947 if she didn't think you were good at what you do. 18 00:01:49,324 --> 00:01:52,534 You don't have to stick up for her. She can't hear you. 19 00:01:54,954 --> 00:01:57,122 Hey, um, do you guys have any juice? 20 00:01:57,290 --> 00:01:58,665 Just pickle. 21 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:01,793 Hey, uh, Rach. Funny story. 22 00:02:01,961 --> 00:02:03,879 I bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday. 23 00:02:04,964 --> 00:02:07,633 My boss, Joanna? Wow, that must have been awkward. 24 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,510 Well, no. Actually, she asked me if I wanted to get a drink. 25 00:02:12,472 --> 00:02:15,224 You, uh, didn't say yes to that, did you? 26 00:02:15,391 --> 00:02:18,644 Ha, ha. No. No. 27 00:02:18,811 --> 00:02:20,437 Hello, Rachel. 28 00:02:24,609 --> 00:02:26,193 Well, not at first. 29 00:02:27,654 --> 00:02:29,363 What is she doing here? 30 00:02:35,203 --> 00:02:36,328 I don't understand. 31 00:02:36,496 --> 00:02:38,664 Last time you went out with her, you said she was a dud. 32 00:02:38,831 --> 00:02:40,290 I think I judged her too quickly. 33 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:43,669 And this time, we were able to take the relationship to the next level. 34 00:02:46,839 --> 00:02:51,468 Well, last time, I almost got fired. You must end it. You must end it now. 35 00:02:51,636 --> 00:02:54,012 It's not like this is an everyday occurrence for me. 36 00:02:54,180 --> 00:02:56,556 I mean, usually I'm pretty much in there by myself. 37 00:03:01,437 --> 00:03:03,063 Chandler. 38 00:03:03,231 --> 00:03:05,983 Promise me you will end it. 39 00:03:06,150 --> 00:03:09,987 - Okay. I promise I'll end it. - Thank you. 40 00:03:10,154 --> 00:03:11,989 But I hope you know what I'm giving up for you. 41 00:03:12,156 --> 00:03:14,574 Because she's not just the boss in your office. 42 00:03:14,742 --> 00:03:16,243 You know what I mean? 43 00:03:16,577 --> 00:03:17,869 Yeah. 44 00:03:20,915 --> 00:03:22,582 Oh, sorry. I knew what he meant. 45 00:03:27,964 --> 00:03:29,965 How's the hired help? 46 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:32,592 Doing great. Quiches are coming along. 47 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,886 What's this? Blue nail polish? 48 00:03:36,139 --> 00:03:37,848 Yeah, I thought it was cute. 49 00:03:38,016 --> 00:03:41,476 Ha. It's what your grandmother's hands looked like when we found her. 50 00:03:44,439 --> 00:03:46,606 Let me ask you a question. 51 00:03:47,066 --> 00:03:48,275 Why did you hire me? 52 00:03:48,443 --> 00:03:51,486 Oh, well, Richard raved about the food at his party... 53 00:03:51,654 --> 00:03:53,405 of course, you were sleeping with him. 54 00:03:53,573 --> 00:03:56,950 Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice. 55 00:03:57,118 --> 00:04:00,037 I assume you weren't sleeping with anyone there. 56 00:04:00,204 --> 00:04:02,581 Though, at least that would be something. 57 00:04:04,417 --> 00:04:07,127 Oh, my God. Did you hear that? 58 00:04:07,295 --> 00:04:09,796 She hired me because she thinks I'm good. 59 00:04:12,425 --> 00:04:13,592 Okay, I didn't hear that. 60 00:04:15,053 --> 00:04:17,346 Yeah. She didn't hire me out of pity. 61 00:04:17,513 --> 00:04:19,765 It wasn't so she could pick on me in front of her friends. 62 00:04:19,932 --> 00:04:21,683 She actually thinks I'm good. 63 00:04:21,851 --> 00:04:25,437 Wow. And hey, it's cool if you're a lesbian. Ha, ha. 64 00:04:40,828 --> 00:04:44,122 Good afternoon. Are you the decision-maker of the house? 65 00:04:44,665 --> 00:04:46,041 Uh... 66 00:04:50,338 --> 00:04:53,507 Do you, uh, currently own a set of encyclopedias? 67 00:04:53,674 --> 00:04:57,636 No, no, but, uh, try the classifieds. People sell everything in there. 68 00:04:57,804 --> 00:05:00,764 Actually, I'm not buying. I'm selling. 69 00:05:00,932 --> 00:05:02,808 Let me ask you one question. 70 00:05:03,309 --> 00:05:05,811 Do your friends ever have a conversation... 71 00:05:05,978 --> 00:05:07,479 and you just nod along... 72 00:05:07,647 --> 00:05:10,524 even though you're not really sure what they're talking about? 73 00:05:15,905 --> 00:05:18,323 I'm telling you, it's totally unconstitutional. 74 00:05:18,491 --> 00:05:20,742 - I hear you. Yeah it is. - I totally agree. 75 00:05:22,328 --> 00:05:24,538 I think he deserves a Nobel Prize. 76 00:05:24,705 --> 00:05:26,498 No. 77 00:05:28,751 --> 00:05:31,336 It was like the Algonquin kids' table. 78 00:05:35,508 --> 00:05:37,050 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 79 00:05:37,218 --> 00:05:39,761 You haven't said anything for about two and a half minutes. 80 00:05:39,929 --> 00:05:42,180 Are you at all interested? 81 00:05:42,473 --> 00:05:45,851 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, oh, yeah. Come on in. Come on. 82 00:05:48,855 --> 00:05:50,439 - That's weird. - What? 83 00:05:50,606 --> 00:05:51,731 Your nails. 84 00:05:51,899 --> 00:05:53,316 Oh, I know. I never wear fake ones. 85 00:05:53,484 --> 00:05:56,278 I just did it so my mom wouldn't give me grief about biting them. 86 00:05:56,446 --> 00:05:59,656 No, I meant it's weird that you only have nine now. 87 00:06:02,577 --> 00:06:04,202 Oh, my God. 88 00:06:05,204 --> 00:06:06,705 Wait a minute. 89 00:06:06,873 --> 00:06:08,665 I had them when I put... 90 00:06:08,833 --> 00:06:10,584 Oh, my God. It's in the quiche. 91 00:06:11,878 --> 00:06:13,920 - Oh, my God. - Okay, don't panic. 92 00:06:14,088 --> 00:06:16,298 I'm gonna go to the store, get you another set of nails. 93 00:06:16,466 --> 00:06:19,342 No one is gonna know, and you're gonna look great. 94 00:06:21,053 --> 00:06:24,556 Oh. Oh, it's because they're gonna eat... That's the problem. 95 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:28,018 Honey, don't bite your nails. 96 00:06:31,147 --> 00:06:33,064 Okay, uh, please don't freak out. 97 00:06:33,232 --> 00:06:37,235 Um, but there's a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups. 98 00:06:37,403 --> 00:06:39,821 And there's no way to know which one. 99 00:06:42,116 --> 00:06:45,702 And whoever finds it wins the prize. 100 00:06:46,537 --> 00:06:48,413 Ha, ha. I'm not freaking out. 101 00:06:48,581 --> 00:06:49,748 Why are you laughing? 102 00:06:49,916 --> 00:06:52,292 It's nothing. It's just that now your father owes me $5. 103 00:06:52,460 --> 00:06:54,461 Ha, ha. What, you bet I'd lose a nail? 104 00:06:54,629 --> 00:06:58,089 Oh, no, don't be silly. I just bet that I'd need these. 105 00:06:58,257 --> 00:07:00,008 Frozen lasagnas? - Mm. 106 00:07:01,928 --> 00:07:04,179 You bet that I'd screw up? 107 00:07:04,347 --> 00:07:06,932 So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was... 108 00:07:07,099 --> 00:07:08,642 No, that was all true. 109 00:07:08,809 --> 00:07:11,603 This was just in case you pulled a Monica. 110 00:07:12,146 --> 00:07:15,774 You promised Dr. Weinberg you'd never use that phrase. 111 00:07:15,942 --> 00:07:18,276 Honey, come on. Have a sense of humor. 112 00:07:18,444 --> 00:07:20,487 You're never able to laugh at yourself. 113 00:07:20,655 --> 00:07:22,781 That's right. Ha, ha. 114 00:07:22,949 --> 00:07:25,867 My mom doesn't have any faith in me. Oh, that's hilarious. 115 00:07:28,246 --> 00:07:29,746 I don't get it. 116 00:07:31,165 --> 00:07:32,916 No. I have faith. 117 00:07:33,084 --> 00:07:35,210 No. You have lasagnas. 118 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,261 Oh, the ruined quiches are ready. 119 00:07:53,396 --> 00:07:55,939 It just doesn't feel like we're breaking up. 120 00:07:56,983 --> 00:07:59,859 No, we are. I'm sad. 121 00:08:00,987 --> 00:08:02,654 Okay. 122 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:06,992 Yes? 123 00:08:07,702 --> 00:08:10,579 Uh, can you wait till tomorrow? All right. 124 00:08:12,081 --> 00:08:13,790 Unbelievable. 125 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:15,875 Thanks. 126 00:08:17,169 --> 00:08:19,296 No, no. That was my boss. I have to go. 127 00:08:19,839 --> 00:08:21,047 Okay. 128 00:08:21,465 --> 00:08:22,674 What are you doing? 129 00:08:22,842 --> 00:08:24,676 - I'm getting dressed. - Why? 130 00:08:25,344 --> 00:08:28,221 When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me. 131 00:08:29,015 --> 00:08:31,558 Wait. I want to show you something. 132 00:08:32,226 --> 00:08:33,727 What is it? 133 00:08:33,894 --> 00:08:36,354 Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. 134 00:08:36,856 --> 00:08:38,189 Put your hands together. 135 00:08:40,067 --> 00:08:42,068 You're not the boss of me. 136 00:08:44,155 --> 00:08:45,905 Yeah, you are. 137 00:08:48,534 --> 00:08:50,702 Hmm. Saucy. 138 00:08:56,167 --> 00:08:57,917 I'll be back in two minutes. 139 00:08:59,378 --> 00:09:01,421 You're, uh...? You're going to leave me like this? 140 00:09:01,589 --> 00:09:05,550 Knowing you're here waiting for me, I think that's kind of exciting, don't you? 141 00:09:05,718 --> 00:09:08,053 Okay, but if you don't come back soon... 142 00:09:09,388 --> 00:09:12,098 there's pretty much nothing I can do about it. 143 00:09:14,518 --> 00:09:17,562 - Oh. - Hi. I brought you back a macaroon. 144 00:09:17,730 --> 00:09:20,565 Oh, great. I'll keep it in my butt with your nose. 145 00:09:28,282 --> 00:09:29,741 That's weird. She locked the door. 146 00:09:29,909 --> 00:09:33,119 You know why? She's got the Christmas bonus list in there. 147 00:09:33,287 --> 00:09:34,996 I saw her working on it this morning. 148 00:09:35,873 --> 00:09:38,083 Okay, swear you won't tell. 149 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:40,710 But when Mark left, he gave me a key to Joanna's office. 150 00:09:41,045 --> 00:09:43,672 - You want to see the list? Yeah. 151 00:09:53,766 --> 00:09:55,225 Hi. 152 00:09:57,228 --> 00:09:58,353 How are you? 153 00:10:21,293 --> 00:10:23,253 Hello, Joanna... 154 00:10:26,549 --> 00:10:28,466 - 's office. 155 00:10:29,969 --> 00:10:32,303 I'm sorry. I may be a little longer. 156 00:10:32,471 --> 00:10:35,098 - How little? - A couple hours. I feel awful. 157 00:10:35,266 --> 00:10:37,600 Look, this isn't funny. You get back here now. 158 00:10:37,768 --> 00:10:39,060 - I can't. - Why not? 159 00:10:39,228 --> 00:10:41,020 I'm in my boss' car. 160 00:10:41,188 --> 00:10:43,106 - What? - Uh-oh, tunnel. 161 00:11:00,666 --> 00:11:01,750 What? 162 00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:04,753 Rachel, could I see you for a moment? 163 00:11:11,969 --> 00:11:14,512 Okay, here's the situation. Ahem. 164 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:17,056 The keys to the cuffs are on the back of the door. 165 00:11:17,224 --> 00:11:18,641 Could you be a doll... 166 00:11:18,809 --> 00:11:22,145 and grab them and scoot on over here and unlock me? 167 00:11:23,397 --> 00:11:26,983 And on a totally separate subject, that is a lovely pantsuit. 168 00:11:29,403 --> 00:11:32,405 You promised you would break up with her. 169 00:11:32,573 --> 00:11:36,743 I did break up with her. She just took it really, really well. 170 00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:42,540 And the fact that you were jeopardizing my career never entered your mind? 171 00:11:42,708 --> 00:11:44,125 It did enter my mind. 172 00:11:44,293 --> 00:11:48,296 But then something happened that made it shoot right out. 173 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:50,965 You know what, Chandler? 174 00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:54,219 You got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out them. 175 00:11:54,386 --> 00:11:57,972 No, no, no. I can't get myself right out of them. 176 00:11:58,140 --> 00:12:01,226 You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler. 177 00:12:02,269 --> 00:12:03,812 Come on, you have to unlock me. 178 00:12:03,979 --> 00:12:06,523 She could be gone for hours, and I'm cold and... 179 00:12:09,068 --> 00:12:11,903 Ugh! Chandler. All right. This is it. 180 00:12:12,071 --> 00:12:13,571 You never see Joanna again. 181 00:12:13,948 --> 00:12:14,989 Never. 182 00:12:15,157 --> 00:12:18,326 - You never come into this office again. - Fine. 183 00:12:18,494 --> 00:12:21,246 - You give me back my Walkman. - I... 184 00:12:22,665 --> 00:12:24,165 I never borrowed your Walkman. 185 00:12:25,292 --> 00:12:27,001 Well, then I lost it. You buy me one. 186 00:12:27,169 --> 00:12:30,880 You got it. Here we go. Come on. This is great. 187 00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:34,634 - Aw. - Does it hurt? 188 00:12:35,177 --> 00:12:39,055 No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off. 189 00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:43,601 Hello, sweet pants. 190 00:12:44,603 --> 00:12:46,771 Wait a minute. What are you gonna tell Joanna? 191 00:12:47,690 --> 00:12:48,773 About what? 192 00:12:48,941 --> 00:12:52,944 When she sees that you're gone, she's gonna know I let you out and I'm gonna get fired. 193 00:12:53,112 --> 00:12:55,280 I'll make something up. I'm good at lying. 194 00:12:55,447 --> 00:12:57,240 I actually did borrow your Walkman. 195 00:12:57,825 --> 00:13:00,827 No, there's nothing to make up. She's gonna know I have a key to her office. 196 00:13:00,995 --> 00:13:03,037 I've gotta get you locked back the way you were. 197 00:13:03,205 --> 00:13:05,748 Oh, I don't think so. 198 00:13:16,927 --> 00:13:18,428 Well, this is much better. 199 00:13:21,307 --> 00:13:23,892 So here's somebody interesting, Joey. 200 00:13:24,059 --> 00:13:26,477 What do you know about Van Gogh? 201 00:13:26,645 --> 00:13:29,230 - Uh, he cut off his ear. - And? 202 00:13:29,815 --> 00:13:31,274 I'm out. 203 00:13:31,901 --> 00:13:33,484 He painted that. 204 00:13:33,861 --> 00:13:36,613 Wow. That's pretty nice. 205 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:39,657 I thought he cut off his ear because he sucked. 206 00:13:39,825 --> 00:13:42,785 - What else you got in there? - Let's see, uh... 207 00:13:43,203 --> 00:13:45,580 - Where does the Pope live? - In the woods. 208 00:13:47,374 --> 00:13:49,918 Wait, wait, that's the joke answer. 209 00:13:50,669 --> 00:13:52,921 Actually, it's Vatican City. 210 00:13:53,088 --> 00:13:56,758 Now, uh, what do you know about, uh, vulcanized rubber? 211 00:13:56,926 --> 00:13:58,843 Spock's birth control. 212 00:14:01,013 --> 00:14:03,097 You need these books. 213 00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:10,229 - Hey. - Hi. 214 00:14:10,689 --> 00:14:12,815 This used to be your room? 215 00:14:12,983 --> 00:14:16,319 Wow. Oh, you must have been in really good shape as a kid. 216 00:14:18,697 --> 00:14:21,449 Oh, I'm such an idiot. 217 00:14:21,617 --> 00:14:24,619 I can't believe I actually thought she could change. 218 00:14:24,787 --> 00:14:27,538 Look, who cares what your mom thinks? 219 00:14:27,706 --> 00:14:29,832 So you pulled a Monica. 220 00:14:30,918 --> 00:14:33,127 Oh, good. I'm glad that's catching on. 221 00:14:33,337 --> 00:14:36,881 Why does that have to be a bad thing? Just change what it means. 222 00:14:37,049 --> 00:14:39,634 You know, go down there and prove your mother wrong. 223 00:14:39,802 --> 00:14:43,471 You finish the job you were hired to do and we'll call that "pulling a Monica." 224 00:14:44,098 --> 00:14:45,139 What? 225 00:14:45,891 --> 00:14:49,268 Okay, um, if a kid gets straight A's, his parents would say: 226 00:14:49,436 --> 00:14:50,979 "Yeah, you pulled a Monica." Ha, ha. 227 00:14:51,981 --> 00:14:56,359 Oh, or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah, no, he pulled a Monica." 228 00:14:58,028 --> 00:15:00,738 Or someone hits a home run, and the announcer says: 229 00:15:00,906 --> 00:15:02,448 "Yeah, that one's out of here." 230 00:15:02,616 --> 00:15:04,617 Because some things don't change. 231 00:15:06,161 --> 00:15:08,663 All right. I'll go down there. 232 00:15:08,831 --> 00:15:12,166 But I'm not gonna serve the lasagna. I'm gonna serve something that I make. 233 00:15:12,751 --> 00:15:13,960 Wait. 234 00:15:16,922 --> 00:15:18,131 Ooh. 235 00:15:18,549 --> 00:15:20,717 Oh! Wow. 236 00:15:21,093 --> 00:15:23,720 Wow, my breasts are really strong. 237 00:15:29,518 --> 00:15:30,685 Chandler. 238 00:15:30,853 --> 00:15:33,730 Chandler, please. I have to get you locked up back the way you were. 239 00:15:33,897 --> 00:15:35,690 I'm so going to lose my job. 240 00:15:35,858 --> 00:15:38,943 She's very private about her office. 241 00:15:39,111 --> 00:15:40,987 Now I know why. 242 00:15:41,155 --> 00:15:43,197 Hey, look. You're in trouble either way, okay? 243 00:15:43,365 --> 00:15:45,867 If she comes and sees me locked to this instead of the chair... 244 00:15:46,035 --> 00:15:49,579 she's gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go. 245 00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:55,460 - I'll clean your bathroom for a month. - Still wouldn't be clean. 246 00:15:56,503 --> 00:15:58,963 All I want is my freedom. 247 00:16:00,215 --> 00:16:02,050 - Foot rubs for a month. - Freedom. 248 00:16:02,217 --> 00:16:04,427 I'll take all your photos and put them into albums. 249 00:16:04,595 --> 00:16:06,095 Freedom. I want my freedom. 250 00:16:06,263 --> 00:16:08,556 Why won't you hear me? Sophie, help me. 251 00:16:08,724 --> 00:16:10,975 - Help me. - Sophie, sit. 252 00:16:12,978 --> 00:16:14,937 God, would you just calm down? 253 00:16:22,196 --> 00:16:25,073 I'm going to say this for the last time. 254 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,909 Would you please just...? 255 00:16:31,914 --> 00:16:34,499 Wow, there's a lot I didn't know about vomit. 256 00:16:38,337 --> 00:16:39,837 In a minute. 257 00:16:41,673 --> 00:16:43,007 So, what do you say, Joey? 258 00:16:43,175 --> 00:16:46,969 You get the whole set of encyclopedias for $1200. 259 00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:49,931 That works out to just 50 bucks a book. 260 00:16:50,099 --> 00:16:51,974 Twelve hundred dollars? 261 00:16:53,769 --> 00:16:56,354 You think I have $1200? 262 00:16:56,522 --> 00:16:58,272 I'm home in the middle of the day... 263 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,400 and I got patio furniture in my living room. 264 00:17:02,611 --> 00:17:05,988 I guess there's a few things you don't get from book learning. 265 00:17:06,532 --> 00:17:08,282 Well, uh, what can you swing? 266 00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:13,121 How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time? 267 00:17:14,123 --> 00:17:16,457 You don't have anything? 268 00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:19,252 You want to see what I got? Okay. 269 00:17:19,419 --> 00:17:22,672 I got a baby Tootsie Roll... 270 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:26,008 a movie stub, keys, a Kleenex... 271 00:17:28,387 --> 00:17:29,971 a rock... 272 00:17:30,139 --> 00:17:32,140 and an army man. 273 00:17:32,975 --> 00:17:36,394 Okay, I get the picture. Uh, thanks for your time. 274 00:17:37,271 --> 00:17:38,980 And a fifty. 275 00:17:39,148 --> 00:17:41,607 Huh. These must be Chandler's pants. 276 00:17:42,442 --> 00:17:44,318 For 50 bucks you can get one book. 277 00:17:44,611 --> 00:17:47,446 What will it be? A? B? C? 278 00:17:47,614 --> 00:17:49,240 I think I'm gonna stick with the V. 279 00:17:49,408 --> 00:17:52,410 I want to see how this bad boy turns out. Heh. 280 00:17:56,081 --> 00:17:59,250 I, uh, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts. 281 00:17:59,418 --> 00:18:01,169 - No. - Oh. 282 00:18:01,336 --> 00:18:04,797 I, uh... Oh, I'll squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning. 283 00:18:05,174 --> 00:18:06,507 - With extra pulp? - Yeah. 284 00:18:06,675 --> 00:18:08,134 No. 285 00:18:11,847 --> 00:18:13,389 I've got it. 286 00:18:13,557 --> 00:18:15,725 You don't have it. 287 00:18:15,893 --> 00:18:18,269 I have so got it. 288 00:18:18,437 --> 00:18:21,522 There's gonna be rumors about this. There's no way to stop it. 289 00:18:21,690 --> 00:18:23,608 Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know. 290 00:18:23,775 --> 00:18:25,818 - How do Monica and Phoebe know? - Oh, I called them. 291 00:18:27,571 --> 00:18:29,697 When they ask me what I saw... 292 00:18:29,865 --> 00:18:32,867 I can be very generous... 293 00:18:34,536 --> 00:18:36,704 or very stingy. 294 00:18:38,957 --> 00:18:42,960 - Go on. - I can make you a legend. 295 00:18:43,128 --> 00:18:47,089 I can make you this generation's Milton Berle. 296 00:18:47,966 --> 00:18:51,469 - And Milton Berle has... - Oh. Not compared to you. 297 00:18:55,807 --> 00:18:57,892 - Well? - They're not even touching the lasagna. 298 00:18:58,060 --> 00:19:00,102 - Really? - Oh, they love your casserole. 299 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:01,395 Yes. 300 00:19:01,855 --> 00:19:05,483 It's hard to believe, just a little while ago, this was nothing but ingredients. 301 00:19:07,653 --> 00:19:10,196 Everyone seems to like your dish. 302 00:19:10,364 --> 00:19:11,948 And you? 303 00:19:12,115 --> 00:19:14,033 I thought it was... 304 00:19:15,035 --> 00:19:16,535 quite tasty. 305 00:19:17,788 --> 00:19:20,831 So if everyone liked it, and you liked it... 306 00:19:20,999 --> 00:19:24,293 that would make this a success. Which would make you... 307 00:19:24,544 --> 00:19:26,003 A bitch? 308 00:19:27,506 --> 00:19:29,924 Well, I was going for "wrong," but we can use your word. 309 00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:34,011 Yes, well, I was wrong. 310 00:19:34,179 --> 00:19:36,347 And I have to say... 311 00:19:37,182 --> 00:19:39,141 you really impressed me today. 312 00:19:40,936 --> 00:19:42,186 Wow. 313 00:19:42,354 --> 00:19:45,356 Um, you might even say that she pulled a Monica. 314 00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:50,361 She doesn't know we switched it. 315 00:19:51,446 --> 00:19:55,074 And the next time you cater for me... 316 00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:58,494 there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. 317 00:19:59,037 --> 00:20:01,038 Well, that really means a lot. 318 00:20:01,206 --> 00:20:03,291 Oh, Mom, don't bite your nails. 319 00:20:09,923 --> 00:20:12,133 - Hello. Hey. 320 00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:14,635 Hello, Chandler. 321 00:20:16,179 --> 00:20:17,805 I love you. 322 00:20:18,432 --> 00:20:20,057 Hey, what's going on? 323 00:20:20,225 --> 00:20:21,475 Oh. 324 00:20:24,479 --> 00:20:26,689 No, he doesn't. 325 00:20:29,192 --> 00:20:30,818 Two hours, that lasted. 326 00:20:32,362 --> 00:20:34,322 So did you break up with Joanna? 327 00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:35,823 I think so. 328 00:20:35,991 --> 00:20:39,994 Well, it's a good thing you got out when you did, before she blew up like Vesuvius. 329 00:20:40,996 --> 00:20:42,496 - The volcano? Yeah. 330 00:20:42,789 --> 00:20:47,793 And speaking of volcanoes, man, are they a violent, igneous-rock formation. 331 00:20:48,754 --> 00:20:49,837 What? 332 00:20:50,088 --> 00:20:52,798 Oh, yeah. Lava spewing, hot ash. 333 00:20:52,966 --> 00:20:54,800 Of course, some are dormant. 334 00:20:54,968 --> 00:20:58,012 Why are you talking about volcanoes all of a sudden? 335 00:20:58,180 --> 00:20:59,638 Oh, we can talk about something else. 336 00:20:59,806 --> 00:21:01,932 What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? 337 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,478 The vas deferens? 338 00:21:05,937 --> 00:21:07,855 The Vietnam War? 339 00:21:08,398 --> 00:21:11,400 Oh, did anybody see that documentary on the Korean War? 340 00:21:11,568 --> 00:21:13,527 Oh, yeah. 341 00:21:13,695 --> 00:21:15,404 Oh, God, Korea's such a beautiful country. 342 00:21:15,572 --> 00:21:18,783 - With such a sad history. Yeah. 343 00:21:19,242 --> 00:21:20,451 Could there be more Kims? 344 00:21:29,961 --> 00:21:32,338 Who's out there? - It's me. Good morning. 345 00:21:32,506 --> 00:21:34,465 Rachel, could you come in here a moment? 346 00:21:34,633 --> 00:21:37,635 Yeah, sure. Um, they didn't have poppy-seed bagels... 347 00:21:37,803 --> 00:21:40,179 so I have sesame ones... Oh, my word. 348 00:21:41,223 --> 00:21:42,473 I... 349 00:21:42,974 --> 00:21:45,184 I seem to have had a slight office mishap. 350 00:21:47,062 --> 00:21:48,938 Could you get the key off the back of the door? 351 00:21:49,106 --> 00:21:51,732 Yeah, sure. I... 352 00:21:56,279 --> 00:21:57,822 I'm so sorry. 353 00:21:57,989 --> 00:22:00,783 Tell your friend Chandler that we're definitely broken up this time. 354 00:22:00,951 --> 00:22:02,243 Okay.