1 00:00:05,268 --> 00:00:06,643 Hey, new wallet? 2 00:00:06,853 --> 00:00:07,978 It was time. 3 00:00:08,188 --> 00:00:12,482 The old condom ring in the leather just doesn't say "cool" anymore. 4 00:00:12,692 --> 00:00:16,320 Rachel, you just put an empty carton back in the fridge. 5 00:00:16,529 --> 00:00:19,281 I know, but the garbage was full. 6 00:00:20,074 --> 00:00:22,492 Have you ever taken out the trash? 7 00:00:23,411 --> 00:00:26,872 Well, I thought you liked doing it. 8 00:00:31,294 --> 00:00:33,503 - Third door on the left. - Right! 9 00:00:43,598 --> 00:00:44,890 Hey, Mr. Treeger. 10 00:01:04,202 --> 00:01:05,285 What are you doing? 11 00:01:05,453 --> 00:01:08,830 Um... Oh! Oh! 12 00:01:10,583 --> 00:01:11,667 I'm sorry. 13 00:01:11,834 --> 00:01:13,669 It's a little old but... 14 00:01:15,338 --> 00:01:18,465 You're clogging up the chute I just unclogged. 15 00:01:18,716 --> 00:01:21,760 I'm sorry. I don't come in here a lot. 16 00:01:21,928 --> 00:01:25,681 Aw, of course not. You're a little princess. 17 00:01:27,225 --> 00:01:28,600 Daddy, buy me a pizza. 18 00:01:28,810 --> 00:01:30,519 Daddy, buy me a candy factory. 19 00:01:30,728 --> 00:01:34,690 Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing "Happy Birthday" to me. 20 00:01:35,775 --> 00:01:37,609 You think you can come here... 21 00:01:37,860 --> 00:01:41,697 make a mess and a big man in coveralls will clean it up? 22 00:01:41,906 --> 00:01:44,992 Think of someone else for a change. 23 00:01:49,122 --> 00:01:50,831 Okay, I'm sorry. 24 00:01:57,297 --> 00:02:00,382 God, if you're going to cry about it! 25 00:02:52,060 --> 00:02:54,895 - Whoa, whoa! Treeger made you cry? Yes. 26 00:02:55,563 --> 00:02:59,900 He said really mean things that were only partly true. 27 00:03:01,110 --> 00:03:02,903 I'll teach him a lesson. 28 00:03:03,154 --> 00:03:05,655 Joey, don't. Let's forget about it. 29 00:03:05,865 --> 00:03:09,785 That's easy for you to say. You weren't almost just killed! 30 00:03:09,952 --> 00:03:13,288 All right, that's it. School is in session! 31 00:03:15,541 --> 00:03:16,625 My God. 32 00:03:16,793 --> 00:03:18,043 Is this a gym card? 33 00:03:18,252 --> 00:03:20,462 Oh, yeah, gym member. 34 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:24,257 I try to go four times a week, but I've missed... 35 00:03:24,467 --> 00:03:25,926 the last 1200 times. 36 00:03:27,804 --> 00:03:29,471 So why don't you quit? 37 00:03:30,306 --> 00:03:32,182 You don't think I've tried? 38 00:03:34,644 --> 00:03:38,480 You think I like having $50 a month taken from my account? 39 00:03:38,815 --> 00:03:41,900 They make you go all the way down there. 40 00:03:42,318 --> 00:03:46,571 They use all these phrases and peppiness to confuse you. 41 00:03:46,823 --> 00:03:48,907 And then they bring out Maria. 42 00:03:49,992 --> 00:03:52,619 - Who is Maria? - Oh, Maria! 43 00:03:54,247 --> 00:03:55,789 You can't say no to her. 44 00:03:55,998 --> 00:03:59,793 She's like this lycra, spandex-covered, gym treat. 45 00:04:01,963 --> 00:04:04,589 Do you need me to go with you and hold your hand? 46 00:04:04,841 --> 00:04:07,759 - No. - You're strong enough to face her? 47 00:04:07,969 --> 00:04:09,970 Oh, no. You'll have to come. 48 00:04:15,351 --> 00:04:16,518 Tribbiani. 49 00:04:16,769 --> 00:04:19,020 Hold on. I'll get the plunger. 50 00:04:20,857 --> 00:04:25,193 Hey. You hold on. You made my friend Rachel cry. 51 00:04:25,445 --> 00:04:27,529 So you'll go and apologize to her... 52 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:29,739 unless you want me to call the landlord. 53 00:04:29,991 --> 00:04:31,158 And tell him what? 54 00:04:31,367 --> 00:04:33,869 Maybe you haven't heard of "not making girls cry." 55 00:04:34,162 --> 00:04:38,623 Maybe you haven't heard of the Rent Stabilization Act of 1968. 56 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,626 I have actually not heard of that. 57 00:04:44,130 --> 00:04:46,006 Your friends are violating it. 58 00:04:46,257 --> 00:04:49,759 I've been nice until now, but I don't need this grief. 59 00:04:49,969 --> 00:04:51,553 I'm telling the landlord... 60 00:04:51,762 --> 00:04:55,015 Monica's illegally subletting her grandmother's place. 61 00:04:55,224 --> 00:04:57,517 Your friends are out of here, pal. 62 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:01,897 Why don't you tell me something I don't know? 63 00:05:05,651 --> 00:05:08,320 Somebody tell me I don't have to work today. 64 00:05:08,571 --> 00:05:09,779 What's the matter? 65 00:05:10,031 --> 00:05:13,158 My first massage is this incredibly gorgeous guy. 66 00:05:13,409 --> 00:05:15,076 Every time I see him, I want to... 67 00:05:15,369 --> 00:05:17,704 do things to him I can't charge for. 68 00:05:21,209 --> 00:05:22,876 So do them for free. 69 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:26,087 No, it is forbidden. 70 00:05:27,340 --> 00:05:31,801 No, no. Mrs. Potter fires people for messing around with clients. 71 00:05:32,053 --> 00:05:34,513 And it's against my oath as a masseuse. 72 00:05:35,223 --> 00:05:36,389 They make you take one? 73 00:05:36,599 --> 00:05:38,391 No, I made myself take one. 74 00:05:38,601 --> 00:05:40,852 No fooling around with clients... 75 00:05:41,062 --> 00:05:43,438 and, um, always be prepared. 76 00:05:46,359 --> 00:05:50,278 That one's from the Boy Scouts, but it just makes good sense. 77 00:05:51,948 --> 00:05:53,949 Why not give him to someone else? 78 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,910 No, I can handle it. I'm a professional. 79 00:05:58,037 --> 00:06:00,622 Pheebs, is that a new ankle bracelet? 80 00:06:01,123 --> 00:06:02,541 You got a pedicure. 81 00:06:02,792 --> 00:06:04,251 Your feet are all dressed up. 82 00:06:06,087 --> 00:06:09,839 That's the only part he can see when he's on the table! 83 00:06:11,968 --> 00:06:14,052 You're going to do some feet flirting! 84 00:06:14,637 --> 00:06:17,514 I don't know what you're talking about. Heh. 85 00:06:18,683 --> 00:06:20,976 How do you explain the toe ring? 86 00:06:23,479 --> 00:06:27,315 It's Arabian Princess Day at work. Leave me alone! 87 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:34,573 My hero! What happened? 88 00:06:35,783 --> 00:06:38,827 Well, I told him no one treats my friends like that. 89 00:06:39,036 --> 00:06:41,037 And he better apologize. See you! 90 00:06:41,330 --> 00:06:42,831 Wait a minute. 91 00:06:43,541 --> 00:06:45,709 - What did he say? - Uh... 92 00:06:45,876 --> 00:06:49,546 He wouldn't apologize, because you're living here illegally. 93 00:06:49,797 --> 00:06:52,549 Instead, he'll evict you. See you later! 94 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,011 - You got us evicted? - I told you not to go down there. 95 00:06:56,304 --> 00:06:57,512 He made Rachel cry! 96 00:06:57,722 --> 00:06:59,431 Rachel always cries! 97 00:07:00,683 --> 00:07:02,726 That's not true! 98 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:07,397 You go down there, and you suck up to him. 99 00:07:07,690 --> 00:07:10,442 You suck like you've never sucked before! 100 00:07:11,736 --> 00:07:13,820 All right, I'll try. 101 00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:17,032 If I can't, you stay with us till you get settled. 102 00:07:17,199 --> 00:07:19,409 - Go! - All right, all right. 103 00:07:19,702 --> 00:07:22,245 I'll have to check first, but he'll be cool. 104 00:07:27,376 --> 00:07:31,588 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Remember what we talked about. You got to be strong. 105 00:07:31,839 --> 00:07:33,548 Yes, yes! 106 00:07:33,924 --> 00:07:35,258 Now one more time. 107 00:07:35,551 --> 00:07:37,719 Don't you want a washboard stomach... 108 00:07:37,887 --> 00:07:39,054 and rock-hard pecs? 109 00:07:39,221 --> 00:07:42,891 No, I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts. 110 00:07:43,934 --> 00:07:46,061 - Good. That's good. - Okay. 111 00:07:51,776 --> 00:07:53,276 I want to quit the gym. 112 00:07:53,903 --> 00:07:55,403 You want to quit? 113 00:07:59,158 --> 00:08:00,867 I want to quit the gym. 114 00:08:01,410 --> 00:08:05,664 You do realize you won't have access to our new Swedish spa? 115 00:08:11,587 --> 00:08:13,672 I want to quit the gym. 116 00:08:14,423 --> 00:08:17,926 Dave in the Membership Office handles quitters. 117 00:08:20,262 --> 00:08:22,597 Excuse me. Are you a member? 118 00:08:23,265 --> 00:08:24,391 Me? 119 00:08:25,101 --> 00:08:27,686 - No. - Sorry. Members only. 120 00:08:30,648 --> 00:08:32,399 I want to quit the gym! 121 00:08:32,608 --> 00:08:35,193 It's okay, man. Be strong. 122 00:08:40,908 --> 00:08:44,035 So are you a member of any gym? 123 00:08:44,286 --> 00:08:47,956 No, and I'm not going to be. So save your little speech. 124 00:08:48,165 --> 00:08:49,708 Okay, no problem. 125 00:08:49,959 --> 00:08:51,292 Could you come here? 126 00:08:54,338 --> 00:08:55,797 Hi, I'm Maria. 127 00:08:56,632 --> 00:08:57,674 Hi, M... 128 00:09:11,188 --> 00:09:13,148 Wow. You have really pretty feet. 129 00:09:14,859 --> 00:09:16,359 These old things? Ha. 130 00:09:17,987 --> 00:09:21,865 Would you spend time on my sciatic area? It's killing me. 131 00:09:23,909 --> 00:09:25,160 You mean... 132 00:09:25,327 --> 00:09:27,829 By sciatic, you mean... 133 00:09:28,122 --> 00:09:30,123 the towel-covered portion? 134 00:09:30,332 --> 00:09:31,374 Yeah. 135 00:09:32,001 --> 00:09:33,877 Sure, I can do that. 136 00:09:34,128 --> 00:09:37,756 Because, um, the muscles in the sciatic area can get... 137 00:09:38,007 --> 00:09:40,383 real nice and tight. 138 00:09:43,888 --> 00:09:49,142 Yeah. So, um, tell me, Rick, how did you injure the area? 139 00:09:49,351 --> 00:09:52,020 A 16-hour sit-in for Greenpeace. 140 00:09:52,271 --> 00:09:53,605 Oh. 141 00:10:01,989 --> 00:10:03,281 Ow! 142 00:10:03,741 --> 00:10:05,950 - Did you just bite me? - No! 143 00:10:14,376 --> 00:10:15,418 What? 144 00:10:15,669 --> 00:10:19,047 Please don't kick the girls out. This was my fault. 145 00:10:19,256 --> 00:10:21,925 You want me to kick you guys out instead? 146 00:10:22,301 --> 00:10:25,595 You can't. Where would the chick and the duck live? 147 00:10:26,055 --> 00:10:29,432 - You have pets? - No. No, no, no. 148 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,226 Those are, uh, nicknames. 149 00:10:31,435 --> 00:10:33,937 I'm the chick, and Chandler's the duck. 150 00:10:34,396 --> 00:10:38,441 Huh. I would've thought it was the other way around. 151 00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:41,820 Come on. Let the girls stay. 152 00:10:42,071 --> 00:10:43,738 I'll do whatever you want. 153 00:10:43,989 --> 00:10:45,824 Really? You'd do anything? 154 00:10:46,075 --> 00:10:47,325 Yeah, absolutely. 155 00:10:48,118 --> 00:10:50,578 - I got something. - What is it? 156 00:10:53,332 --> 00:10:55,625 Can you be my dancing partner? 157 00:10:58,462 --> 00:11:00,463 That's not prison lingo, is it? 158 00:11:09,348 --> 00:11:10,932 - His dancing partner? - Yeah. 159 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:14,561 There's this superintendents' dance, "The Super Ball." 160 00:11:16,897 --> 00:11:20,692 He wants to impress Marge, this lady super he likes. 161 00:11:20,901 --> 00:11:22,902 Why not practice with a girl? 162 00:11:23,112 --> 00:11:24,195 He's too shy. 163 00:11:24,405 --> 00:11:27,407 He's not good enough to dance with girls yet. 164 00:11:27,616 --> 00:11:28,575 Yeah, right. 165 00:11:28,784 --> 00:11:33,121 He almost danced me right down that garbage chute. 166 00:11:33,789 --> 00:11:37,125 Would you let it go already? You're fine. 167 00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:43,381 - Hey. - So did you quit? 168 00:11:43,883 --> 00:11:45,216 No. I almost did. 169 00:11:45,426 --> 00:11:48,845 Couldn't leave Ross there without a spotter. 170 00:11:49,138 --> 00:11:51,389 Wait, now, so you joined the gym? 171 00:11:55,561 --> 00:11:57,312 And that's funny, why? 172 00:11:57,605 --> 00:11:59,480 Oh, ahem... 173 00:11:59,648 --> 00:12:03,985 I was just, you know, picturing you working out, and... 174 00:12:05,321 --> 00:12:06,321 Well, that's it. 175 00:12:08,282 --> 00:12:09,324 We're doomed. 176 00:12:09,491 --> 00:12:13,953 They'll take $50 a month from our accounts for the rest of our lives. 177 00:12:14,121 --> 00:12:15,163 What'll we do? 178 00:12:16,415 --> 00:12:18,249 You could actually go to the gym. 179 00:12:23,088 --> 00:12:24,672 Or... 180 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,008 Or we could go to the bank... 181 00:12:27,259 --> 00:12:31,095 close our accounts and cut them off at the source. 182 00:12:32,514 --> 00:12:34,140 You're a genius. 183 00:12:34,391 --> 00:12:37,685 Oh, man! But then we won't be bank buddies. 184 00:12:38,646 --> 00:12:40,021 Now there's two reasons. 185 00:12:43,192 --> 00:12:45,318 Hey. 186 00:12:45,527 --> 00:12:49,697 You guys, remember that cute client I told you about? 187 00:12:49,907 --> 00:12:51,032 I bit him. 188 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:55,954 - Where? - On the tushy. 189 00:12:56,205 --> 00:12:58,373 And that's not against your oath? 190 00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:02,043 I know, but the moment I touch him... 191 00:13:02,211 --> 00:13:06,422 I want to throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one. 192 00:13:07,675 --> 00:13:10,343 Next time, try to distract yourself. 193 00:13:10,552 --> 00:13:13,054 Like when I'm doing something exciting... 194 00:13:13,347 --> 00:13:16,224 and I don't want to get too... 195 00:13:16,475 --> 00:13:17,892 excited. 196 00:13:18,143 --> 00:13:21,938 I try and think of other things. Like, uh, sandwiches... 197 00:13:22,147 --> 00:13:23,940 and, uh, baseball... 198 00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:27,568 and, uh, Chandler. 199 00:13:29,571 --> 00:13:31,739 - Thank you. - Oh, no, thank you. 200 00:13:39,039 --> 00:13:42,041 All right, I'm here. Let's get this over with. 201 00:13:42,251 --> 00:13:44,293 Okay, uh, well... 202 00:13:44,461 --> 00:13:46,421 just follow my lead. 203 00:13:48,048 --> 00:13:51,551 Don't we need to do some kind of preparation first? 204 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,886 Like get really drunk? 205 00:13:54,096 --> 00:13:57,765 Come on. Hey, just put your arms around me. 206 00:14:05,607 --> 00:14:06,941 I'm sorry. 207 00:14:07,109 --> 00:14:10,194 No. It's okay. But if I'm Marge... 208 00:14:10,404 --> 00:14:12,405 my breasts are coming out my back. 209 00:14:13,449 --> 00:14:15,783 Ah, forget it! I'm not being any good at this. 210 00:14:17,161 --> 00:14:18,244 My mom was right. 211 00:14:18,412 --> 00:14:21,289 I'm just a big potato with arms and legs and a head. 212 00:14:23,584 --> 00:14:26,127 Come on, man. You're not a potato. 213 00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:29,714 I'm sure as hell not a dancer. It's no use. 214 00:14:30,299 --> 00:14:32,508 Marge will never go for me. 215 00:14:33,635 --> 00:14:36,137 Come on, Treeger. Don't say that. 216 00:14:36,638 --> 00:14:38,139 You just need more practice. 217 00:14:38,390 --> 00:14:40,558 Come on. Let's try it again. 218 00:14:44,813 --> 00:14:47,565 Plus, it was probably mostly my fault anyway. 219 00:14:47,816 --> 00:14:51,069 I'm not that comfortable dancing with a... Whee-hee! 220 00:14:52,404 --> 00:14:53,821 - Hey! - Yeah. 221 00:14:57,618 --> 00:15:00,078 So how goes the dancing? Gay yet? 222 00:15:03,665 --> 00:15:06,167 Ha-ha-ha. You guys owe me bigtime. 223 00:15:11,173 --> 00:15:12,548 What was that? 224 00:15:13,592 --> 00:15:16,928 - What? - You just did a little dancy thing. 225 00:15:17,137 --> 00:15:19,430 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 226 00:15:19,681 --> 00:15:22,475 - You did a little hop. - You are so enjoying this. 227 00:15:22,684 --> 00:15:24,018 No, I'm not. 228 00:15:24,269 --> 00:15:27,313 And it wasn't a hop. It was a pas de bourrée. 229 00:15:30,776 --> 00:15:32,568 You know the words! 230 00:15:32,778 --> 00:15:34,445 You are so into this! 231 00:15:34,696 --> 00:15:39,075 Maybe I'm enjoying it a little. I'm getting pretty good at it. 232 00:15:40,035 --> 00:15:44,330 This is so sweet. Joey, our little twinkletoes. 233 00:15:45,165 --> 00:15:47,625 This isn't some kind of girly dance. 234 00:15:47,876 --> 00:15:50,878 It's like a sport, it's manly. 235 00:15:51,088 --> 00:15:54,006 - Show me some "manly" moves. - All right. 236 00:15:58,053 --> 00:15:59,554 I don't know how to lead. 237 00:16:06,603 --> 00:16:08,229 Hello. Hi. 238 00:16:08,397 --> 00:16:10,565 We'd like to close our accounts. 239 00:16:10,816 --> 00:16:13,317 Close your accounts? Is there a problem? 240 00:16:14,278 --> 00:16:17,113 - No, no. - No, we'd just like to close them. 241 00:16:17,406 --> 00:16:18,406 Okay... 242 00:16:18,907 --> 00:16:21,200 Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. 243 00:16:21,410 --> 00:16:23,411 Would you come over here, please? 244 00:16:25,247 --> 00:16:26,414 Hi, I'm Karen. 245 00:16:27,416 --> 00:16:29,417 I want to quit the bank! 246 00:16:33,922 --> 00:16:35,756 Okay. Baseball. 247 00:16:36,008 --> 00:16:39,635 Rick playing baseball. He slides into second. 248 00:16:39,887 --> 00:16:42,263 Maybe even his pants come down a little. 249 00:16:42,431 --> 00:16:43,931 Oh, no, wait! No. 250 00:16:44,183 --> 00:16:46,767 Okay, sandwiches. Sandwiches. Um... 251 00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:48,895 Okay, on a plate. 252 00:16:49,104 --> 00:16:51,939 Maybe Rick's pants come down a little. No! No! 253 00:16:53,358 --> 00:16:54,734 Chandler. 254 00:16:55,736 --> 00:16:58,070 Okay, Chandler. Ooh, that's working! 255 00:17:05,454 --> 00:17:08,247 Chandler's knees. 256 00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:11,584 Chandler's ankles. 257 00:17:11,793 --> 00:17:13,794 Chandler's ankle hair. 258 00:17:14,379 --> 00:17:15,421 Oh, no! 259 00:17:16,465 --> 00:17:18,090 Okay, you're all set. Heh. 260 00:17:18,258 --> 00:17:20,801 Oh, wow! That was amazing! 261 00:17:21,094 --> 00:17:23,471 - Was that really just an hour? - Yeah. 262 00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:26,766 In really long hour-world. 263 00:17:26,975 --> 00:17:28,100 What? 264 00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:30,603 Ugh! Okay... 265 00:17:32,105 --> 00:17:33,981 I have an enormous crush on you. 266 00:17:34,441 --> 00:17:37,068 But since you're a client, I can't ask you out... 267 00:17:37,319 --> 00:17:40,112 even though you give me the feelings. 268 00:17:40,864 --> 00:17:43,491 Wow. I had no idea. 269 00:17:44,117 --> 00:17:45,409 But, uh... 270 00:17:45,619 --> 00:17:47,703 I can always find another masseuse. 271 00:17:48,205 --> 00:17:49,205 Really? 272 00:17:49,456 --> 00:17:51,415 Yeah, really. 273 00:17:56,713 --> 00:17:57,755 What? 274 00:17:57,965 --> 00:18:00,341 Suddenly I'm very aware I'm naked. 275 00:18:02,803 --> 00:18:03,844 Quiet down. 276 00:18:07,516 --> 00:18:10,017 Mr. Simon's been waiting... Oh, my God! 277 00:18:10,269 --> 00:18:11,727 Why wasn't I offered that? 278 00:18:12,354 --> 00:18:14,772 I'd definitely pay more for that. 279 00:18:16,316 --> 00:18:19,944 We have rules here. This is not that kind of place. 280 00:18:20,153 --> 00:18:22,989 I know, but this isn't how it looks at all... 281 00:18:23,198 --> 00:18:25,741 because Rick is, um, my husband. 282 00:18:26,285 --> 00:18:27,493 Oh, really? 283 00:18:27,703 --> 00:18:29,870 You'd better tell his other wife. 284 00:18:30,038 --> 00:18:32,623 She called three times asking where he is. 285 00:18:35,377 --> 00:18:37,962 Yes, I will tell her. 286 00:18:40,757 --> 00:18:43,384 - So you didn't leave the bank? - No. 287 00:18:43,552 --> 00:18:47,388 And somehow we ended up with a joint checking account. 288 00:18:48,765 --> 00:18:50,850 What will you ever use that for? 289 00:18:51,059 --> 00:18:53,561 To pay for the gym. 290 00:18:55,564 --> 00:18:56,772 Hey! 291 00:18:56,982 --> 00:18:58,983 So I had a great day. 292 00:18:59,192 --> 00:19:01,569 Rick and I hit it off. We were making out. 293 00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:05,031 Then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore. 294 00:19:05,282 --> 00:19:06,282 What? 295 00:19:06,658 --> 00:19:08,326 - You got fired? - Oh, my gosh! 296 00:19:08,577 --> 00:19:12,413 It's so weird. I have never been fired from anything. 297 00:19:12,664 --> 00:19:14,248 Sweetie. 298 00:19:14,499 --> 00:19:18,502 I started walking around, not knowing what to do next. 299 00:19:18,754 --> 00:19:23,382 I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. 300 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,761 Then these policemen thought I was a whore too. 301 00:19:27,054 --> 00:19:29,764 It's really been a bad day, whore-wise. 302 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,605 Hey, Duck. Is Chick here? 303 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,235 Yeah, Bunny Rabbit. 304 00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,614 Ready for our last practice? 305 00:19:46,865 --> 00:19:50,951 We're not getting that spin right, because my place is small. 306 00:19:51,203 --> 00:19:54,622 - Want to use our place? - No, I had another idea. 307 00:20:36,873 --> 00:20:38,165 We did it! 308 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,501 That was incredible! 309 00:20:40,752 --> 00:20:44,255 That was amazing! We totally nailed it! 310 00:20:44,464 --> 00:20:47,425 Hey, listen. Thanks a lot, Tribbiani. Heh. 311 00:20:47,968 --> 00:20:49,802 Oh, my God! Look at the time. 312 00:20:50,011 --> 00:20:52,096 I got to catch the bus to the ball. 313 00:20:52,639 --> 00:20:54,765 Oh! Okay... 314 00:20:55,142 --> 00:20:56,642 - Good luck. - Yeah. 315 00:20:56,893 --> 00:21:00,896 Unless you want to practice the fox trot. Or the tango? 316 00:21:01,273 --> 00:21:03,649 Aw, thanks, but no. 317 00:21:04,526 --> 00:21:07,653 You see, I think I'm ready to dance with girls. 318 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,530 Okay, heh... 319 00:21:09,781 --> 00:21:12,032 - Go get them, Treeger. - Right. 320 00:21:16,455 --> 00:21:17,913 Hey, uh... 321 00:21:18,123 --> 00:21:20,040 You want to come? Marge has a friend. 322 00:21:21,209 --> 00:21:22,293 - Really? - Yeah. 323 00:21:22,544 --> 00:21:25,171 You'd dance good with her. She's the same size as me. 324 00:21:25,547 --> 00:21:27,047 No, I'm good. 325 00:21:44,774 --> 00:21:47,568 You've got great experience. 326 00:21:47,736 --> 00:21:50,070 Let's see. Reason for leaving last job? 327 00:21:50,238 --> 00:21:52,072 They thought I was a whore. 328 00:21:53,909 --> 00:21:57,453 Okay. We'll give you a call if anything comes up. 329 00:21:58,914 --> 00:22:01,415 Great. Thank you very much.