1 00:00:08,501 --> 00:00:10,210 Hello! 2 00:00:10,712 --> 00:00:12,004 What's this? 3 00:00:12,255 --> 00:00:15,257 Oh, right! It's that girl's phone number. 4 00:00:18,303 --> 00:00:21,096 There it is. Just a phone number... 5 00:00:21,347 --> 00:00:24,183 a really hot girl gave me. 6 00:00:25,935 --> 00:00:30,022 No big deal. I mean, it is her home phone number but... 7 00:00:34,777 --> 00:00:35,861 Whoa! 8 00:00:37,989 --> 00:00:41,909 Whoops! Heh. Almost lost this baby! 9 00:00:42,619 --> 00:00:47,122 The lovely Amanda gives me her number, and I go and drop it. 10 00:00:56,174 --> 00:00:57,382 Thank you. 11 00:01:47,183 --> 00:01:48,350 - Rachel? - Yeah? 12 00:01:48,518 --> 00:01:51,103 - When's your birthday? - May 5th. Why? 13 00:01:51,396 --> 00:01:53,689 I'm making a list of birthdays. 14 00:01:53,898 --> 00:01:56,525 - Mine's December... - Yeah, whatever. 15 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:02,197 Oh! She's pretty! 16 00:02:02,699 --> 00:02:06,118 Pretty, uh, pretty girl. The pretty... She's pretty. 17 00:02:07,453 --> 00:02:09,705 - Go ask her out. - Ha, ha. 18 00:02:09,872 --> 00:02:13,041 - What's the worst that could happen? - I could die. 19 00:02:13,710 --> 00:02:16,044 Yeah, it's tough being single. 20 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:19,464 That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda. 21 00:02:20,842 --> 00:02:23,051 Ross, you guys went out once. 22 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:27,597 You took your kids to Chuck E. Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her. 23 00:02:31,227 --> 00:02:33,562 I tell people secrets. 24 00:02:33,855 --> 00:02:35,355 It makes them like me. 25 00:02:39,235 --> 00:02:40,235 Hey. 26 00:02:41,738 --> 00:02:42,779 Phoebe. 27 00:02:42,947 --> 00:02:45,949 You're sick. You shouldn't play. Go home. 28 00:02:46,409 --> 00:02:47,951 But I'm unemployed. 29 00:02:48,244 --> 00:02:50,787 My music is all I really have now. 30 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:54,916 Well, music and making my own shoes. Pretty, huh? 31 00:03:00,089 --> 00:03:01,631 All right, I'll do it. 32 00:03:01,924 --> 00:03:03,675 I'll go get shot down. 33 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:05,594 Any advice? 34 00:03:05,762 --> 00:03:07,137 Just be yourself... 35 00:03:07,430 --> 00:03:09,306 but not too much. 36 00:03:11,476 --> 00:03:12,601 Wish me luck. 37 00:03:12,935 --> 00:03:14,394 Good luck! 38 00:03:17,774 --> 00:03:19,316 Wish it! 39 00:03:20,943 --> 00:03:24,988 Hi. I was just sitting over there and... 40 00:03:25,281 --> 00:03:27,449 Uh, my name's Chandler. Did I say that? 41 00:03:27,658 --> 00:03:29,826 No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy. 42 00:03:30,036 --> 00:03:32,287 - Kathy with a K or a C? - With a K. 43 00:03:32,497 --> 00:03:33,830 Hey! 44 00:03:35,792 --> 00:03:37,959 Wow, you are really good at this! 45 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:40,128 I'm out on a limb here! 46 00:03:40,338 --> 00:03:42,297 I'm sorry. You're right. 47 00:03:42,465 --> 00:03:44,966 But I should tell you I'm waiting for a date. 48 00:03:45,343 --> 00:03:47,677 And there he is now! 49 00:03:47,929 --> 00:03:49,513 - Hey! - Hey! 50 00:03:49,722 --> 00:03:51,306 - Hey! Hey! - Hey! 51 00:03:51,516 --> 00:03:53,975 - I see you guys already met. - Yeah. 52 00:03:54,352 --> 00:03:56,353 I was trying to demonstrate... 53 00:03:56,562 --> 00:03:59,022 how I could get my very large feet... 54 00:03:59,232 --> 00:04:01,483 into my even bigger mouth. 55 00:04:02,485 --> 00:04:04,152 Didn't I tell you? 56 00:04:04,654 --> 00:04:06,655 Always showing off. 57 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:11,451 Before I start, I want to say that I have a cold. 58 00:04:11,744 --> 00:04:15,831 So if I sneeze during a song, it's not on purpose. 59 00:04:16,082 --> 00:04:19,167 Oh! Except the last verse of "Pepper People." 60 00:04:23,005 --> 00:04:26,591 Smelly cat, smelly cat 61 00:04:26,843 --> 00:04:29,761 What are they feeding you? 62 00:04:30,721 --> 00:04:33,181 This chick sounds good. 63 00:04:34,016 --> 00:04:35,267 Smelly cat 64 00:04:36,769 --> 00:04:40,230 Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey. 65 00:04:47,864 --> 00:04:49,114 - Hi. - Hi. 66 00:04:50,116 --> 00:04:53,577 At 2:30 a.m., I didn't expect to fight over the remote. 67 00:04:53,786 --> 00:04:57,497 Sorry, there's this Ernie Kovacs thing I wanted to watch. 68 00:04:57,707 --> 00:04:59,374 That's why I got up too. 69 00:04:59,584 --> 00:05:01,376 You're kidding? I love him! 70 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:07,591 Sorry about this afternoon. If I'd known, I wouldn't have... 71 00:05:08,217 --> 00:05:09,217 Oh, please. Heh. 72 00:05:11,053 --> 00:05:13,555 Joey tells me you two met in acting class. 73 00:05:13,764 --> 00:05:17,726 We were partners. Joey picked three scenes for us. 74 00:05:17,935 --> 00:05:20,729 - All of them had us making out. - Ha-ha-ha. 75 00:05:20,897 --> 00:05:24,232 That's good, because he used to make me rehearse with him. 76 00:05:26,819 --> 00:05:28,403 - Oh, oh, oh! - Is it on? 77 00:05:28,613 --> 00:05:30,780 No, but this wonder broom is amazing! 78 00:05:31,032 --> 00:05:32,032 Hey! 79 00:05:34,327 --> 00:05:36,119 Oh, my God! 80 00:05:37,747 --> 00:05:38,788 Oh! It's on! 81 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:48,256 Here we go, little fella. 82 00:05:49,592 --> 00:05:50,759 What about the duck? 83 00:05:50,968 --> 00:05:52,802 - The duck can swim. - Of course. 84 00:05:55,765 --> 00:05:58,642 My sticky shoes 85 00:05:58,935 --> 00:06:02,103 My sticky, sticky shoes 86 00:06:02,939 --> 00:06:05,357 Why you stick on me? 87 00:06:05,608 --> 00:06:07,484 Baby 88 00:06:09,862 --> 00:06:11,863 Thanks for the lights, honey. 89 00:06:15,451 --> 00:06:16,618 Way to go! 90 00:06:16,827 --> 00:06:18,787 Your cold makes you sound great. 91 00:06:18,996 --> 00:06:21,957 It's fun. God, I love how sexy I am! 92 00:06:26,671 --> 00:06:29,798 Kath, we should get going. We're going to buy hamsters. 93 00:06:30,007 --> 00:06:31,633 Aw. - I love them. 94 00:06:31,842 --> 00:06:36,179 No, it's not like that. I work for a medical researcher. 95 00:06:37,723 --> 00:06:40,308 - Have fun. - Okay. 96 00:06:40,476 --> 00:06:43,144 It's nice that the medical community... 97 00:06:43,312 --> 00:06:45,355 is trying to help sick hamsters. 98 00:06:48,526 --> 00:06:50,193 - You know, I like Kathy. - Yeah? 99 00:06:50,486 --> 00:06:53,405 Me too! She's so cool and pretty. 100 00:06:53,656 --> 00:06:54,656 She is. 101 00:06:54,907 --> 00:06:57,158 She's smart and funny. 102 00:06:57,326 --> 00:07:01,663 We were up all last night talking. She said the funniest thing about... 103 00:07:01,831 --> 00:07:03,123 What? 104 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:06,334 You love her. 105 00:07:07,336 --> 00:07:08,378 No, I don't. 106 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:11,006 Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy. 107 00:07:12,550 --> 00:07:16,511 - Come on, just lay off him. - Thank you. 108 00:07:16,721 --> 00:07:20,390 He's a little sensitive right now because he's so in love! 109 00:07:21,058 --> 00:07:22,183 All right. 110 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:25,854 Ooh, Kathy! 111 00:07:26,147 --> 00:07:27,522 Kathy, I love you! 112 00:07:37,908 --> 00:07:42,162 I need to write some depressing stuff for my new bluesy voice. 113 00:07:42,371 --> 00:07:44,873 But nothing sad has ever happened to me. 114 00:07:45,041 --> 00:07:47,167 How about your mom dying? 115 00:07:47,376 --> 00:07:50,086 Or living on the streets when you were 14? 116 00:07:51,088 --> 00:07:52,088 Uh-huh. 117 00:07:53,090 --> 00:07:56,718 I could write about when my hair did that woo-hoo thing. 118 00:07:59,722 --> 00:08:01,723 - Hey. Hey. 119 00:08:01,974 --> 00:08:04,392 I'm going over to Amanda's tonight. 120 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,269 - Rachel's not here. - Oh. 121 00:08:09,607 --> 00:08:10,899 How's it going with her? 122 00:08:11,192 --> 00:08:14,944 Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight may be the night. 123 00:08:15,237 --> 00:08:19,074 The kids will play together, and when they're asleep... 124 00:08:19,283 --> 00:08:22,202 Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine... 125 00:08:22,411 --> 00:08:25,413 do a little playing ourselves. 126 00:08:27,958 --> 00:08:30,502 Hi, guys! This is Josh. 127 00:08:30,753 --> 00:08:32,295 Josh, these are my friends. 128 00:08:32,588 --> 00:08:34,255 And that's Ross. 129 00:08:35,758 --> 00:08:37,092 - Hi, Josh. Hi. 130 00:08:37,343 --> 00:08:38,593 Dudes. 131 00:08:39,261 --> 00:08:40,428 You played in college? 132 00:08:40,763 --> 00:08:44,307 Aw, I still do. Next year, I hope to make varsity. 133 00:08:45,643 --> 00:08:48,520 Didn't you play soccer in high school? 134 00:08:48,771 --> 00:08:53,233 No, wait. You organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64. 135 00:08:53,818 --> 00:08:58,446 It's getting late. I got to get to the game, so I'll... head. 136 00:09:03,494 --> 00:09:05,286 I'll miss you. 137 00:09:05,496 --> 00:09:06,788 Dope! 138 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:12,961 Wow! Cute one. 139 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:15,463 - Very cute. - I know. Isn't he great? 140 00:09:15,673 --> 00:09:20,135 So nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know? 141 00:09:20,344 --> 00:09:22,554 There's nothing boring about him. 142 00:09:22,805 --> 00:09:25,014 I bet he's never set foot in a museum. 143 00:09:25,307 --> 00:09:27,016 Maybe he'll get to go soon. 144 00:09:27,309 --> 00:09:29,811 Like on a class trip or something. 145 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,065 You know what else is great about him? 146 00:09:34,316 --> 00:09:36,276 Ugh, what's the word for an adult... 147 00:09:36,485 --> 00:09:39,070 who has no dinosaur toys in their bedroom? 148 00:09:39,697 --> 00:09:40,780 Oh... 149 00:09:45,536 --> 00:09:46,828 What was that? 150 00:09:47,037 --> 00:09:48,163 Monica knows. 151 00:09:48,414 --> 00:09:52,000 It's this dumb thing Ross made up to fool our parents. 152 00:09:52,209 --> 00:09:55,795 It's a way of giving the finger without actually giving it. 153 00:09:58,007 --> 00:10:00,300 I cried the night you made that up. 154 00:10:00,509 --> 00:10:04,345 It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother. 155 00:10:05,681 --> 00:10:08,892 I'm going to go get ready... 156 00:10:13,355 --> 00:10:16,191 for my date tonight... 157 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,193 so I'll just head. 158 00:10:20,571 --> 00:10:23,948 I should go too. I'm playing in one hour. 159 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,200 Hey... 160 00:10:27,077 --> 00:10:29,120 You guys should come hear me. Ooh! 161 00:10:29,371 --> 00:10:30,580 Hear me. Ooh! 162 00:10:31,457 --> 00:10:32,749 My sticky shoes 163 00:10:32,917 --> 00:10:34,667 Ew! Ew! 164 00:10:37,379 --> 00:10:39,422 I lost my sexy phlegm! 165 00:10:45,262 --> 00:10:47,096 Hi. - Hi. Hi, Ben. 166 00:10:47,389 --> 00:10:49,724 - You look great! - Thanks. 167 00:10:49,975 --> 00:10:51,226 Yeah, okay... 168 00:10:51,435 --> 00:10:53,061 Hey, Tommy! 169 00:10:53,270 --> 00:10:55,563 I'm so glad you could come tonight. 170 00:10:55,773 --> 00:10:58,942 Oh, no. It's my pleasure. 171 00:10:59,735 --> 00:11:01,861 My cell phone number is on the counter. 172 00:11:02,071 --> 00:11:04,239 Help yourself to the fridge. 173 00:11:04,573 --> 00:11:07,617 I appreciate this. I've been trying to date... 174 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,410 this guy for a month. 175 00:11:10,079 --> 00:11:11,246 I... 176 00:11:11,455 --> 00:11:13,957 Uh, I'd appreciate it if you'd drink your wine... 177 00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:16,459 after the kids are asleep. 178 00:11:21,090 --> 00:11:22,131 Oh, uh... 179 00:11:22,383 --> 00:11:25,927 Thanks for this. I hope I can do the same for you sometime. 180 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:35,895 Who wants to make some long-distance calls? 181 00:11:45,281 --> 00:11:46,948 Kathy! Kathy! 182 00:11:47,199 --> 00:11:50,243 Hi, Kathy! Kathy! 183 00:11:59,336 --> 00:12:00,795 Kathy! 184 00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:07,010 Fetch! Fetch it! 185 00:12:10,055 --> 00:12:12,473 Kathy! Kathy! 186 00:12:19,315 --> 00:12:26,321 Kathy! 187 00:12:26,864 --> 00:12:29,574 Hey. Chandler, what are you doing here? 188 00:12:31,368 --> 00:12:33,077 I just wanted to say, "hey!" 189 00:12:34,163 --> 00:12:37,165 - Hey! - Okay. 190 00:12:43,839 --> 00:12:46,382 You're making it sound worse than it was. 191 00:12:46,592 --> 00:12:48,843 Her date tipped me $10! 192 00:12:53,474 --> 00:12:54,891 What are you doing? 193 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:58,603 I want to be sexy again, so I'm trying to catch a cold. 194 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,772 Should be easy. They're pretty common. 195 00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:03,399 You'll catch pneumonia! 196 00:13:06,612 --> 00:13:09,906 You were right. I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend. 197 00:13:10,115 --> 00:13:11,574 - What? - Are you serious? 198 00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:14,077 How's that possible? You barely know her. 199 00:13:14,286 --> 00:13:16,037 I don't know. I just... 200 00:13:16,288 --> 00:13:18,539 I can't get her out of my head. 201 00:13:18,791 --> 00:13:21,960 I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. 202 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,128 I'm a horrible person. 203 00:13:26,215 --> 00:13:28,591 "No, you're not. We still love you, Chandler!" 204 00:13:33,055 --> 00:13:35,139 Phoebe, I think I caught your cold. 205 00:13:35,391 --> 00:13:37,600 You mean you stole it! 206 00:13:39,561 --> 00:13:42,563 Don't cover your mouth when you do that! 207 00:13:44,775 --> 00:13:45,984 Hey. 208 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,653 We were just talking about you. 209 00:13:49,238 --> 00:13:51,030 Really? 210 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,658 The time you got drunk and fell asleep... 211 00:13:53,826 --> 00:13:55,118 with your head in the toilet. 212 00:13:57,287 --> 00:13:58,621 Right in there! 213 00:14:03,669 --> 00:14:05,003 Ninety-nine... 214 00:14:05,504 --> 00:14:08,673 a hundred. Ready or not, here I come! 215 00:14:11,176 --> 00:14:14,137 Let's go over the concept one more time. 216 00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:16,139 - Hey! - Hey! 217 00:14:16,432 --> 00:14:20,101 You want to get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight? 218 00:14:20,394 --> 00:14:23,688 Oh, um... You know what? I already ate. 219 00:14:25,024 --> 00:14:28,901 - It's 4:30. - I had a big meal on Monday. 220 00:14:29,111 --> 00:14:31,654 So that'll get me straight through the week. 221 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:35,116 I see what's going on here. 222 00:14:37,036 --> 00:14:38,536 - You do? - Yeah. 223 00:14:38,787 --> 00:14:40,288 You don't like Kathy. 224 00:14:41,498 --> 00:14:43,082 You got me. 225 00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:46,544 You've been avoiding her since we started dating. 226 00:14:46,754 --> 00:14:48,921 I made an effort to like Janice. 227 00:14:49,173 --> 00:14:53,634 Now you make an effort to like Kathy by going out with us. Right? 228 00:14:53,886 --> 00:14:56,804 - Yeah, right. - Good. And hey, my treat. 229 00:14:58,140 --> 00:14:59,974 Because you're not eating, right? 230 00:15:00,184 --> 00:15:01,517 Right. 231 00:15:06,482 --> 00:15:07,732 Ross isn't here. 232 00:15:08,358 --> 00:15:10,610 Oh. Stop it! 233 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,740 I'll see you at the party? 234 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:19,368 Beer's fear, man! 24/7! 235 00:15:20,204 --> 00:15:21,579 Yeah! 236 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,751 I am so going to marry that guy. 237 00:15:29,171 --> 00:15:31,047 - Ugh! - What? 238 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,216 I think he's stealing from me. 239 00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:34,467 Why? 240 00:15:34,635 --> 00:15:37,345 Because he's stealing from me! 241 00:15:38,388 --> 00:15:39,847 - Hi, it's me. Hi. 242 00:15:40,057 --> 00:15:41,182 And soup. 243 00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:44,894 I saw Josh. He looked yummy in your leather jacket. 244 00:15:49,274 --> 00:15:52,693 I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup. 245 00:15:53,529 --> 00:15:57,949 There's no chicken in the broth, so it's really noodle water. 246 00:16:00,035 --> 00:16:02,120 Thank you so much. - Sure. 247 00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:05,540 What are you doing? 248 00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:09,627 I need your germs. I want my cold back. 249 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:12,255 I miss my sexy voice. 250 00:16:12,548 --> 00:16:14,465 Sorry, Phoebe. 251 00:16:14,716 --> 00:16:16,342 It's okay. 252 00:16:16,593 --> 00:16:19,387 - How's the soup? - Mm. 253 00:16:34,862 --> 00:16:38,156 Oh! Check it out! You can see that girl's underwear. 254 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,408 - Is she great, or what? - Ha, ha. 255 00:16:40,576 --> 00:16:42,326 Huh? What do you think? 256 00:16:43,996 --> 00:16:45,746 She's not really my type. 257 00:16:45,998 --> 00:16:48,666 Not your type? She's gorgeous. 258 00:16:49,334 --> 00:16:52,378 You know what it is? The fishnet stockings. 259 00:16:52,588 --> 00:16:55,840 Whenever I see a girl in those, it reminds me of... 260 00:16:56,091 --> 00:16:58,092 my father in fishnet stockings. 261 00:16:59,845 --> 00:17:03,222 Understanding a little more of why you're single. 262 00:17:03,473 --> 00:17:07,101 I have a friend you'd like. We could double date. 263 00:17:07,352 --> 00:17:09,437 No, thanks. 264 00:17:09,646 --> 00:17:13,733 I've got some ugly friends who are available too. 265 00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:16,527 I'm going to grab a beer. 266 00:17:18,113 --> 00:17:19,280 I'll be right back. 267 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,747 - What was that? - What? 268 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,334 Kathy's being really nice and you walked away. 269 00:17:31,585 --> 00:17:33,377 What do you want from me? 270 00:17:33,629 --> 00:17:35,254 I want you to like her. 271 00:17:35,505 --> 00:17:39,383 If that's too damn difficult, then at least you could pretend. 272 00:17:39,927 --> 00:17:40,968 I am pretending. 273 00:17:41,178 --> 00:17:42,553 Then do it better. 274 00:17:43,138 --> 00:17:46,599 What do you say, I go tell her how much I like her? 275 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,518 I could tell her I've been thinking of her. 276 00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:52,104 I haven't stopped thinking of her since we met. 277 00:17:52,356 --> 00:17:55,316 I'm so over-the-top, want-to-slit-my-own-throat... 278 00:17:55,525 --> 00:17:58,527 in love with her, that every minute... 279 00:17:58,737 --> 00:18:02,657 I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first! 280 00:18:03,242 --> 00:18:04,533 That's pretty good. 281 00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:10,581 But you might want to tone it down a little. 282 00:18:15,504 --> 00:18:20,007 Hey. Uh, Amanda just dropped me off. 283 00:18:20,259 --> 00:18:22,843 That's one of the things I love about her. 284 00:18:23,095 --> 00:18:25,096 She's old enough to drive. 285 00:18:26,932 --> 00:18:30,184 You're not going to Mom and Dad's tonight? 286 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,686 No. Sorry. 287 00:18:31,937 --> 00:18:33,521 Where's Amanda? 288 00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:35,273 Get me some cough drops. 289 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,733 I'm thinking you could bring her... 290 00:18:37,985 --> 00:18:41,279 and go to your old room and not make out. 291 00:18:42,572 --> 00:18:43,948 Cough drop, please? 292 00:18:44,199 --> 00:18:46,492 At least she's not going out with me... 293 00:18:46,743 --> 00:18:48,744 to get into R-rated movies. 294 00:18:50,372 --> 00:18:52,498 Why don't you marry her? 295 00:18:52,749 --> 00:18:56,419 Wait, you can't! I forgot. She's not a lesbian. 296 00:18:59,047 --> 00:19:00,423 Amanda and I... 297 00:19:00,716 --> 00:19:02,300 You have nothing! 298 00:19:02,718 --> 00:19:06,262 You're not even going out! You're her babysitter. 299 00:19:06,596 --> 00:19:09,598 You have a 12-year-old girl's job! 300 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,983 Oh, that is so sad. 301 00:19:21,069 --> 00:19:24,488 What are you laughing at, Miss My-keg-sucking-boyfriend... 302 00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:26,282 - is-stealing-from me? 303 00:19:28,994 --> 00:19:31,495 So he stole a few bucks. Big deal! 304 00:19:31,747 --> 00:19:33,581 He got me something with it. 305 00:19:33,790 --> 00:19:35,458 That's mine! 306 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:42,131 Would you both please start acting like adults? 307 00:19:42,341 --> 00:19:44,842 And give me my cough drops! 308 00:19:46,511 --> 00:19:48,554 - Fine. - Sorry. 309 00:19:48,764 --> 00:19:51,098 - Here. - Thank you. 310 00:19:53,685 --> 00:19:56,520 At least I made $10 in my relationship. 311 00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,857 You know... 312 00:20:06,615 --> 00:20:09,367 Parading goats are parading 313 00:20:09,618 --> 00:20:11,660 Parading down the street 314 00:20:12,454 --> 00:20:15,122 Parading goats are parading 315 00:20:15,374 --> 00:20:18,292 Leaving little treats 316 00:20:19,211 --> 00:20:21,962 Does it even work without my sexy voice? 317 00:20:22,214 --> 00:20:23,631 I like it. 318 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,802 - Gunther, kiss me. - What? 319 00:20:35,352 --> 00:20:36,977 Do it, Deputy! Do something! 320 00:20:46,154 --> 00:20:47,154 Hey! 321 00:20:49,991 --> 00:20:53,244 We aren't exactly sleeping in here, but do you mind? 322 00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,671 Can I sleep on your couch? 323 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,810 And I'm still waiting 324 00:21:18,019 --> 00:21:20,479 For my papier-mâché man 325 00:21:24,109 --> 00:21:25,359 Thank you, my babies. 326 00:21:29,364 --> 00:21:31,699 - Rachel? Yeah? 327 00:21:32,409 --> 00:21:36,287 Did you hear what happened between me and Phoebe? 328 00:21:36,621 --> 00:21:38,706 - No. - We kissed. 329 00:21:38,874 --> 00:21:42,710 I didn't initiate it, but I also didn't stop it. 330 00:21:43,086 --> 00:21:44,628 I've been feeling guilty. 331 00:21:47,924 --> 00:21:49,049 Okay 332 00:21:49,551 --> 00:21:51,010 So, um... 333 00:21:51,887 --> 00:21:52,887 are we cool? 334 00:21:56,892 --> 00:21:58,058 Okay. 335 00:21:59,060 --> 00:22:01,228 I knew you would understand.