1 00:00:02,812 --> 00:00:06,898 - Thanks for the tasty dinner. - You're welcome for a tasty dinner. 2 00:00:07,150 --> 00:00:09,067 What are you guys looking at? 3 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:11,862 Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world. 4 00:00:12,071 --> 00:00:13,905 Yeah, come to Papa! 5 00:00:19,370 --> 00:00:20,746 I know! 6 00:00:22,832 --> 00:00:24,833 Probably the only time I'll say this... 7 00:00:25,043 --> 00:00:27,377 but did you see the ass on her? 8 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,880 What did you? When did you? 9 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:33,050 How did you? How did you get a girl like that? 10 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:38,555 So what is she, like a spokesmodel? An aerobics instructor? 11 00:00:38,765 --> 00:00:42,100 Actually, she's a paleontology doctoral candidate... 12 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:44,478 specializing in the Cenozoic Era. 13 00:00:45,104 --> 00:00:47,356 But that's, like, the easiest era. 14 00:00:49,025 --> 00:00:51,651 I've seen her at work, but I always figured... 15 00:00:54,072 --> 00:00:56,573 But, uh, I made her dinner. 16 00:00:56,866 --> 00:01:00,285 We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow. 17 00:01:02,747 --> 00:01:06,666 Maybe her friends are betting to see who gets the biggest geek. 18 00:01:06,876 --> 00:01:09,252 Fine by me. Hope she wins. 19 00:01:58,428 --> 00:01:59,469 Hey! 20 00:01:59,679 --> 00:02:01,513 You have any wrapping paper? 21 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,348 Is it for my birthday present? 22 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,184 It was your birthday months ago. 23 00:02:06,769 --> 00:02:11,523 You said you ordered something special and it just hadn't come yet. 24 00:02:13,776 --> 00:02:15,402 I have a call in about that. 25 00:02:16,112 --> 00:02:17,612 Oh. Okay. 26 00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:21,700 It's for Kathy. It's an early copy of her favorite book. 27 00:02:21,868 --> 00:02:24,411 Oh! The Velveteen Rabbit! 28 00:02:24,704 --> 00:02:27,372 When the boy's love makes the rabbit real... 29 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:31,001 Don't touch it, because your fingers have destructive oils. 30 00:02:32,211 --> 00:02:35,088 Then you'd better keep it away from Ross' hair. 31 00:02:37,091 --> 00:02:39,551 This is pretty rare. How did you get that? 32 00:02:39,719 --> 00:02:42,387 No big deal. I just went to some bookstores... 33 00:02:42,555 --> 00:02:46,892 talked to some dealers, called some of the author's grandchildren. 34 00:02:47,226 --> 00:02:48,810 Honey, that's so sweet. 35 00:02:49,061 --> 00:02:53,732 What a great way to say, "I secretly love you, roommate's girlfriend." 36 00:02:54,901 --> 00:02:56,401 It doesn't say that. 37 00:02:57,069 --> 00:02:58,069 Does it? 38 00:02:58,738 --> 00:03:03,033 How will it look when you get her something incredibly meaningful... 39 00:03:03,242 --> 00:03:07,245 and expensive, and her boyfriend, Joey, gives her an orange? 40 00:03:07,747 --> 00:03:11,082 I'll make sure Joey gets her something really great. 41 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,418 It's got to be better than that book. 42 00:03:13,586 --> 00:03:15,462 Ooh! Like a crossbow! 43 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,424 Once again, I am sorry. 44 00:03:19,926 --> 00:03:21,426 Thank you. Bye. 45 00:03:22,762 --> 00:03:26,431 I had to turn down a job catering a funeral for 60 people. 46 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:29,601 Oh, my God! What happened? 47 00:03:30,144 --> 00:03:31,770 Sixty guests. 48 00:03:35,608 --> 00:03:37,442 Why'd you have to turn it down? 49 00:03:37,610 --> 00:03:39,945 I don't have the money or equipment... 50 00:03:40,154 --> 00:03:43,615 to handle something that big on such short notice. 51 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:46,117 Wow, what is with all the negativity? 52 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:49,621 You sound like "Moni-can't," not "Moni-can"! 53 00:03:51,374 --> 00:03:52,874 Moni-ca. 54 00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:57,879 You've been playing around with this catering for years. 55 00:03:58,130 --> 00:04:00,715 - Do you want to be a caterer? - I don't know. 56 00:04:00,967 --> 00:04:02,884 There you go! That's the spirit! 57 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:08,390 If you need money, I will lend you money. Just get moving! 58 00:04:08,641 --> 00:04:12,143 Really? I'd need $500 for all the food and supplies. 59 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:16,982 It's worth it if it'll get you moving. You haven't worked in months! 60 00:04:17,149 --> 00:04:18,191 Neither have you. 61 00:04:18,401 --> 00:04:20,819 Yes, but I'm doing this. 62 00:04:21,404 --> 00:04:23,530 That would be great! Thank you. 63 00:04:24,490 --> 00:04:26,616 - Hey! Hey! 64 00:04:28,327 --> 00:04:30,120 Can I borrow your apartment keys? 65 00:04:30,288 --> 00:04:31,329 Why? 66 00:04:35,001 --> 00:04:36,167 You can pee here. 67 00:04:38,838 --> 00:04:43,341 Ha-ha-ha. Yes, I can, of course. Excuse me. 68 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:46,678 It's okay. The duck's using our bathroom anyway. 69 00:04:50,182 --> 00:04:52,183 What are you getting for her birthday? 70 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:55,020 We've been dating a couple weeks. I got to get her something? 71 00:04:55,187 --> 00:04:56,313 Yes! 72 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,274 Yes! You have to get her something really nice. 73 00:05:00,359 --> 00:05:02,569 - I know! - And not one of your coupons... 74 00:05:02,778 --> 00:05:04,571 for an hour of "Joey Love." 75 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:11,911 Ooh! A crossword! Can I help? 76 00:05:12,204 --> 00:05:13,371 No! 77 00:05:13,706 --> 00:05:15,915 Last week I got all but three answers... 78 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:18,710 and I want to finish one without any help. 79 00:05:19,045 --> 00:05:20,128 Fine. 80 00:05:20,296 --> 00:05:24,049 But you can't help me develop my new universal language. 81 00:05:25,885 --> 00:05:27,177 - Hey! - How'd it go? 82 00:05:27,386 --> 00:05:30,388 Oh, my God! It was the best funeral ever! 83 00:05:31,307 --> 00:05:33,224 Everyone loved the food. 84 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:35,894 I even got another funeral for tomorrow. 85 00:05:36,062 --> 00:05:38,396 The dead guy from today's best friend. 86 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:42,442 It's like I am the official caterer for that accident. 87 00:05:42,693 --> 00:05:44,611 Mon, I'm so happy for you! 88 00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:47,572 Thanks. Check out my new catering stuff. 89 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:50,075 Look! I'm an omelet station! 90 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:53,161 - Omelet? Made to order? - Ha! 91 00:05:53,329 --> 00:05:55,789 I'll have one, please. Plus my money. 92 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,333 Oh... 93 00:05:58,501 --> 00:06:00,919 I didn't realize you needed it right away. 94 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:04,631 You told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I be'd. 95 00:06:06,217 --> 00:06:08,301 I used it to buy all this stuff. 96 00:06:08,594 --> 00:06:11,930 I got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back then. 97 00:06:12,098 --> 00:06:15,433 Oh! Okay. Sorry I acted like a bank. 98 00:06:26,028 --> 00:06:28,988 Um, would you like to come in? 99 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:33,493 Did Homo erectus hunt with wooden tools? 100 00:06:35,037 --> 00:06:36,913 According to recent findings. 101 00:06:48,134 --> 00:06:50,552 Here, Mitzi! Here, Mitzi! 102 00:06:51,137 --> 00:06:53,972 Uh, Mitzi is? 103 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:55,974 My hamster. 104 00:06:56,809 --> 00:06:59,144 I hope she's okay. I haven't seen her in a while. 105 00:06:59,979 --> 00:07:01,187 Have a seat. 106 00:07:01,397 --> 00:07:02,772 Where? 107 00:07:03,899 --> 00:07:05,984 Uh, oh! Do you, uh...? 108 00:07:10,573 --> 00:07:13,533 Do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties? 109 00:07:13,784 --> 00:07:16,327 - What? - Well, I do. 110 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:20,832 Let's go back to my place, light a couple candles... 111 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:24,836 break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties? 112 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:29,507 - I'd rather not. - Oh, yeah? Why not? 113 00:07:29,675 --> 00:07:33,344 Okay, um... Don't take this the wrong way... 114 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:37,015 but your place kind of has a weird smell. 115 00:07:44,190 --> 00:07:47,525 - Is everything in the car? - Did you settle the bill? 116 00:07:47,693 --> 00:07:50,028 No. I hate this part. 117 00:07:50,404 --> 00:07:53,323 Ooh! Oh! Look what we almost left! 118 00:07:53,532 --> 00:07:55,533 - That's not mine. - Oh. 119 00:07:55,701 --> 00:07:58,036 Ooh. Look what we almost took! 120 00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:07,045 Excuse me, Ms. Burkart? 121 00:08:07,546 --> 00:08:09,214 Well, we're all cleaned up. 122 00:08:09,381 --> 00:08:12,842 Oh. Good. Thank you. 123 00:08:14,345 --> 00:08:15,845 Um, ahem... 124 00:08:16,347 --> 00:08:20,225 And, well, there's this small matter of the, um... 125 00:08:21,227 --> 00:08:23,061 - Dear? - The matter of... 126 00:08:24,396 --> 00:08:25,480 payment. 127 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:30,401 Jack used to handle the finances. 128 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:44,582 You know what we should all do? 129 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,918 Go see a musical. 130 00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:50,922 Sure. 131 00:08:52,174 --> 00:08:53,633 You know which one? 132 00:08:54,927 --> 00:08:57,804 The 1996 Tony Award winner. 133 00:08:59,890 --> 00:09:01,641 Do you know the name of that one? 134 00:09:02,101 --> 00:09:04,435 I don't know, um, Grease? 135 00:09:05,896 --> 00:09:07,480 No. 136 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,650 Rent? 137 00:09:11,110 --> 00:09:12,944 Yes! Rent! 138 00:09:13,904 --> 00:09:15,405 So when do you want to go? 139 00:09:15,614 --> 00:09:18,032 What? I'm sorry. I can't, I'm busy. 140 00:09:21,412 --> 00:09:23,288 Hey... 141 00:09:23,455 --> 00:09:27,876 Man, it is so hard to shop for girls. Ugh! 142 00:09:28,043 --> 00:09:31,129 Yes, it is, at Office Max! 143 00:09:33,299 --> 00:09:34,716 What did you get her? 144 00:09:36,051 --> 00:09:37,802 A pen. 145 00:09:38,804 --> 00:09:43,224 It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock. Huh? 146 00:09:44,476 --> 00:09:47,145 - Ha, ha. You can't give her that. - Why not? 147 00:09:47,438 --> 00:09:48,646 She's not 11! 148 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,984 And it's not the seventh night of Chanukah. 149 00:09:55,571 --> 00:09:59,490 What he means by that is, while this is a very nice gift... 150 00:09:59,742 --> 00:10:02,327 maybe it's not something a boyfriend gives. 151 00:10:02,494 --> 00:10:03,828 Sure, it is. 152 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:05,330 She needs a pen for work. 153 00:10:05,581 --> 00:10:10,084 She's writing. She turns it over. "Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!" 154 00:10:12,171 --> 00:10:16,382 All right. What did you get for Angela Del Veccio's birthday? 155 00:10:17,176 --> 00:10:18,676 She didn't have one. 156 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,179 For three years? 157 00:10:23,682 --> 00:10:26,517 Look, it's too late, and I got an audition. 158 00:10:26,685 --> 00:10:28,728 I can't shop anymore. 159 00:10:30,356 --> 00:10:33,691 I will go out and try to find something for her. 160 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,526 Thanks, man. 161 00:10:35,778 --> 00:10:38,863 While you're at it, could you get her a card? 162 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:42,742 Would you like me to write her a little poem as well? 163 00:10:42,993 --> 00:10:46,371 Or just get a card that has a poem already in it. 164 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:52,543 - Oh! You have to get our money. - She couldn't stop crying. 165 00:10:52,711 --> 00:10:56,255 With those thick glasses, her tears look giant. 166 00:10:56,715 --> 00:10:57,924 I know, it's tough. 167 00:10:58,217 --> 00:11:01,302 You know what the first thing I did after my mom's funeral was? 168 00:11:01,470 --> 00:11:03,388 - What? - Pay the caterer! 169 00:11:04,515 --> 00:11:05,890 I've had a lot of jobs. 170 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:10,061 And there are some people who always try to get out of paying. 171 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,897 It's either "That massage wasn't long enough"... 172 00:11:13,148 --> 00:11:15,400 or "I don't know any of those songs"... 173 00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:19,612 or "These sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!" 174 00:11:20,656 --> 00:11:21,948 Okay. 175 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,908 So you think she's faking? 176 00:11:24,159 --> 00:11:27,745 There weren't any tears till you showed her the bill. 177 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,914 She sounded pretty upset to me. 178 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,750 You're a grand old flag 179 00:11:32,918 --> 00:11:37,046 You're a high-flying flag And forever in peace may you wave 180 00:11:37,589 --> 00:11:39,757 She seems fine now. 181 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:49,642 So you just left? Her place was really that bad? 182 00:11:49,852 --> 00:11:53,563 You throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day. 183 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:57,608 Like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. 184 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:02,196 And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. 185 00:12:03,574 --> 00:12:07,076 And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time... 186 00:12:07,286 --> 00:12:09,579 and garbage is all that has survived. 187 00:12:11,874 --> 00:12:14,125 - Here. - Wow. Thanks. 188 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,502 So, uh, what happened? 189 00:12:16,712 --> 00:12:19,005 Nothing. I had to get out of there. 190 00:12:19,214 --> 00:12:21,632 Next time, you take her to your place. 191 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,635 I tried that. She says it has a weird smell. 192 00:12:25,804 --> 00:12:29,140 - What kind of smell? - I don't know. Soap? 193 00:12:29,808 --> 00:12:32,101 - Listen, you like this girl, right? - Yeah. 194 00:12:32,811 --> 00:12:34,228 - You want to see her again? - Yeah. 195 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:37,190 So you're going to have to do it in the mess! 196 00:12:38,317 --> 00:12:40,985 Yeah, okay. You're right. 197 00:12:41,153 --> 00:12:44,655 I mean, uh, who cares about a little sloppiness? 198 00:12:44,823 --> 00:12:46,491 Yeah. 199 00:12:46,825 --> 00:12:49,160 - It's endearing, really. - All right! 200 00:12:49,411 --> 00:12:52,371 Now you go get that beautiful pig! 201 00:13:02,257 --> 00:13:05,760 I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present... 202 00:13:06,011 --> 00:13:08,805 for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit. 203 00:13:08,972 --> 00:13:09,972 Any luck? 204 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:14,560 Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible Things for Kathy." 205 00:13:14,853 --> 00:13:17,688 Can you give me a hand with all this stuff? 206 00:13:18,023 --> 00:13:21,526 Just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen... 207 00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:24,529 and you get her something worse than that... 208 00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:26,072 like a regular pen. 209 00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:30,076 She's really going to love this, you know? 210 00:13:30,702 --> 00:13:33,371 The bottom line is, I want her to have it... 211 00:13:33,539 --> 00:13:36,916 even if I don't get to be the one who gives it to her. 212 00:13:37,209 --> 00:13:39,085 Aw, honey, that's so sweet. 213 00:13:39,294 --> 00:13:42,547 Yeah? You don't think it's just pathetic? 214 00:13:42,881 --> 00:13:44,590 Oh, "pathetic"! 215 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:50,805 Hey! I've been looking all over for you. 216 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:54,308 - Where? - Our place. The hall. 217 00:13:58,063 --> 00:13:59,230 I got something. 218 00:14:06,071 --> 00:14:07,989 It's a book. 219 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,074 A book? 220 00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:14,078 Is it a book that's also a safe? 221 00:14:16,582 --> 00:14:18,332 It's a book that's just a book. 222 00:14:18,584 --> 00:14:22,420 It's The Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite as a kid. 223 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,131 So, uh, just let me know if she likes it, okay? 224 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:26,424 You got it. 225 00:14:26,592 --> 00:14:28,926 Thanks for doing this. I owe you one. 226 00:14:32,598 --> 00:14:35,808 There wasn't any change from that twenty, was there? 227 00:14:36,602 --> 00:14:39,312 No, it came out to an even twenty. 228 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:44,108 Wow. That's almost as much as a new book. 229 00:14:49,114 --> 00:14:51,407 Jeepers Creepers 230 00:14:51,575 --> 00:14:53,284 Where'd you get those peepers? 231 00:14:53,452 --> 00:14:57,079 Jeepers Creepers Where'd you get those eyes? 232 00:14:57,247 --> 00:14:58,247 You didn't get the money? 233 00:14:58,415 --> 00:15:00,958 Maybe I can try at intermission? 234 00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:03,628 You know what? Let's just go. 235 00:15:03,795 --> 00:15:06,881 No! Hey! We're not leaving till we get paid! 236 00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:09,175 I don't know who she thinks she is. 237 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,260 Enough is enough! 238 00:15:12,304 --> 00:15:13,763 Hey, widow? 239 00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:18,100 Widow? Excuse me? Excuse me! 240 00:15:20,395 --> 00:15:24,649 Thanks. Um, clearly this is a very, very hard time for you. 241 00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:28,152 Um, but we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid... 242 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,279 because you ate that service. 243 00:15:30,489 --> 00:15:34,784 We are not leaving here until we are paid every penny, because... 244 00:15:34,993 --> 00:15:39,163 we're part-time caterers and we have no place else to go. 245 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,875 All right. I'll get my bag. 246 00:15:43,335 --> 00:15:44,377 Good. 247 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,720 I'm going to leave some cards here. 248 00:15:56,682 --> 00:16:00,017 Please think of us for your next event. 249 00:16:06,191 --> 00:16:07,692 You want to come inside? 250 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:10,069 Yes. 251 00:16:12,197 --> 00:16:14,115 Yes, I do. 252 00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:26,585 I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. 253 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,946 - Guess who. - Uh... 254 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,657 Department of Sanitation? 255 00:16:57,909 --> 00:17:00,536 - It's me. - Ha, oh! 256 00:17:10,922 --> 00:17:12,798 Aw! 257 00:17:13,592 --> 00:17:14,800 What? 258 00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,803 - Oh, Cheryl! - Oh, Ross! 259 00:17:19,097 --> 00:17:21,515 Oh! Oh! 260 00:17:27,272 --> 00:17:29,148 Oh! God! 261 00:17:30,525 --> 00:17:32,818 Aah! Oh, my God! 262 00:17:36,948 --> 00:17:38,908 No! No! 263 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,702 It's my hamster! It's Mitzi! 264 00:17:41,953 --> 00:17:45,623 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. I must have freaked out. 265 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,416 Thank God it's not Mitzi! 266 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,294 It's just a rat. 267 00:17:54,132 --> 00:17:55,800 I did it! Aah! 268 00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:59,053 I finished it! I did it all by myself! 269 00:17:59,304 --> 00:18:01,180 And there's nobody to hug. 270 00:18:02,474 --> 00:18:04,100 Move! 271 00:18:09,606 --> 00:18:11,524 Hey! Hey, you guys! 272 00:18:11,817 --> 00:18:13,943 I finished it all by myself! Hug me. 273 00:18:14,152 --> 00:18:15,736 Yay! So good! 274 00:18:16,738 --> 00:18:18,531 Congratulations. Thank you. 275 00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:19,949 How did it go? 276 00:18:20,158 --> 00:18:24,161 The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her till she did. 277 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,539 I'm a hard-ass. 278 00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:31,836 And I'm a wuss. We should be partners. 279 00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:34,839 Hard-ass and wuss. We could fight crime. 280 00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:38,509 Wait a minute, Phoebe. 281 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:40,719 We should be partners. 282 00:18:41,179 --> 00:18:43,055 We should be catering partners. 283 00:18:43,265 --> 00:18:47,017 You're not working now, and we have a great time together. 284 00:18:47,477 --> 00:18:49,895 - Okay. - I cook and you take care of the money. 285 00:18:50,272 --> 00:18:52,273 Oh! Lt'll be like I have a wife in the '50s! 286 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,113 - Hey. - Hey! 287 00:18:59,364 --> 00:19:01,031 How did she like the gift? 288 00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:04,118 She loved it. She's showing the girls right now. 289 00:19:04,369 --> 00:19:05,536 Yeah? That's great. 290 00:19:05,787 --> 00:19:07,079 I got to tell you... 291 00:19:07,289 --> 00:19:10,207 I feel bad taking credit for this, because... 292 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,460 am I going to get a lot of credit for this! 293 00:19:18,049 --> 00:19:19,091 - Hey. - Hey. 294 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,427 Hey. Happy birthday. 295 00:19:21,636 --> 00:19:23,053 Thank you. 296 00:19:23,221 --> 00:19:25,556 You know, uh, Chandler got you a gift too. 297 00:19:27,058 --> 00:19:28,392 No, he didn't. 298 00:19:30,228 --> 00:19:33,647 Yeah, he did. Look, it's right there on the counter. Ho, ho! 299 00:19:40,572 --> 00:19:42,072 Happy birthday. 300 00:19:43,074 --> 00:19:44,325 I'm sorry. 301 00:19:46,745 --> 00:19:48,579 You really didn't have to. 302 00:19:49,414 --> 00:19:51,582 - Wow! - See... 303 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:56,128 You think it's just a pen, but you turn it over and it's also a clock. 304 00:19:56,755 --> 00:19:59,089 Really? No, this is great! 305 00:19:59,841 --> 00:20:02,343 - Thank you, Chandler. - Oh. Yeah. 306 00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:04,428 Aw. Heh. 307 00:20:04,846 --> 00:20:06,680 Want to go to bed? 308 00:20:07,599 --> 00:20:09,767 I'll be in, in a minute. 309 00:20:12,938 --> 00:20:16,440 Oh, uh... Don't forget your coupon. 310 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:23,781 Good night. 311 00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:27,785 Um, thank you for the gift. 312 00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:32,957 Oh, uh, I just knew that sometimes when you're writing... 313 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,960 you don't always know the exact time. 314 00:20:36,962 --> 00:20:40,631 No, I didn't mean the pen. Thank you for the book. 315 00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:43,217 Uh, the book? 316 00:20:43,468 --> 00:20:45,010 The Velveteen Rabbit? 317 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:48,138 I have a feeling you had something to do with it. 318 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,598 What do you mean? 319 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,142 When Joey gave it to me he said: 320 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:56,897 "This is because I know you like rabbits, and I know you like cheese." 321 00:20:59,651 --> 00:21:01,485 Thanks. I love it. 322 00:21:01,736 --> 00:21:03,696 I know how hard it must have been for you to find. 323 00:21:05,991 --> 00:21:09,994 In case you missed that, that sound was, "Oh, well." 324 00:21:10,745 --> 00:21:14,039 You must really like Joey to go to all that trouble. 325 00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:15,749 Oh, yeah. He's my... 326 00:21:20,755 --> 00:21:23,007 He's my best friend. 327 00:21:24,926 --> 00:21:27,177 - Well... - Good night. 328 00:21:36,521 --> 00:21:39,732 Hey, that coupon expires, you know. 329 00:21:50,368 --> 00:21:53,704 Hi, uh, you don't know me. I'm Monica Geller, Ross' sister. 330 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:57,166 You know, it's too bad that didn't work out. 331 00:21:57,375 --> 00:21:59,710 Anyway, he told me about your apartment. 332 00:21:59,961 --> 00:22:02,880 Well, I couldn't sleep thinking about it. 333 00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:08,135 So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it? 334 00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:11,430 No?