1 00:00:04,055 --> 00:00:06,348 I just saw Kathy naked. 2 00:00:06,599 --> 00:00:08,392 It was like torture. 3 00:00:09,019 --> 00:00:13,022 If we go to war and you're captured, you're in for a surprise. 4 00:00:13,898 --> 00:00:15,524 It keeps getting worse. 5 00:00:15,775 --> 00:00:19,028 I'm in love with my roommate's girlfriend. 6 00:00:19,279 --> 00:00:24,199 Every time we're in the same room, there's weird energy between us. 7 00:00:24,409 --> 00:00:27,161 Call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. 8 00:00:27,412 --> 00:00:30,622 And now I have seen her naked. 9 00:00:31,374 --> 00:00:33,500 At least with her clothes on... 10 00:00:33,710 --> 00:00:37,046 I could imagine her body was covered in boils. 11 00:00:38,923 --> 00:00:41,759 But there are no boils. She's smooth. 12 00:00:42,886 --> 00:00:44,261 Smooth! 13 00:00:47,390 --> 00:00:48,390 Wow... 14 00:00:48,558 --> 00:00:50,350 Could you see up his robe? 15 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,895 Oh, my God. Yeah. 16 00:01:42,654 --> 00:01:44,738 - Here you go. - I'll call you. 17 00:01:44,948 --> 00:01:45,989 Great. 18 00:01:47,742 --> 00:01:49,618 Hey, hey. Who was that? 19 00:01:49,828 --> 00:01:52,121 Casey. We're going out tonight. 20 00:01:52,330 --> 00:01:54,915 Going out? Wow. 21 00:01:57,544 --> 00:02:00,420 It didn't work out with Kathy? Bummer. 22 00:02:00,630 --> 00:02:01,964 No, things are fine. 23 00:02:02,215 --> 00:02:06,635 I'm having a late meal with her after an early one with Casey. 24 00:02:07,178 --> 00:02:08,178 - What? Yeah. 25 00:02:08,346 --> 00:02:12,307 The craziest thing is, I just ate a whole pizza myself. 26 00:02:12,851 --> 00:02:13,976 Wait... 27 00:02:14,227 --> 00:02:16,478 - You're going out with Kathy. - Yeah. 28 00:02:17,105 --> 00:02:18,147 Why are you upset? 29 00:02:18,356 --> 00:02:19,773 Well, I'm upset... 30 00:02:20,066 --> 00:02:21,066 for you. 31 00:02:22,652 --> 00:02:26,697 Sex with an endless line of women must be unfulfilling. 32 00:02:28,908 --> 00:02:32,494 What's the big deal? It's not like we're exclusive. 33 00:02:32,704 --> 00:02:34,163 Look, Joey. 34 00:02:34,789 --> 00:02:37,708 Kathy's not fulfilling your emotional needs. 35 00:02:37,876 --> 00:02:39,168 But Casey... 36 00:02:39,419 --> 00:02:42,296 Granted, I just saw the back of her head. 37 00:02:42,797 --> 00:02:46,091 But I got this sense that she's smart and funny... 38 00:02:46,342 --> 00:02:48,552 and gets you. 39 00:02:50,096 --> 00:02:52,389 You got all that from the back of her head? 40 00:02:52,599 --> 00:02:54,641 It's time to settle down. 41 00:02:54,893 --> 00:02:56,643 Make a choice. Pick a lane. 42 00:02:57,270 --> 00:02:58,270 Who's Elaine? 43 00:03:03,151 --> 00:03:04,693 Little Tony Tarzan 44 00:03:04,944 --> 00:03:10,115 Swinging on a nose hair Swinging with the greatest of ease 45 00:03:12,410 --> 00:03:14,161 I don't know the next verse. 46 00:03:15,330 --> 00:03:17,164 You could just go: 47 00:03:17,415 --> 00:03:18,624 Greatest of ease 48 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:20,083 Ba-ma-na-ma-na-ma... 49 00:03:20,335 --> 00:03:21,835 Then go right into it. 50 00:03:22,795 --> 00:03:25,255 I like that. 51 00:03:25,423 --> 00:03:28,175 How do you know about "ba-ma-na-ma-na-ma"? 52 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:31,094 You know, I used to play. 53 00:03:31,346 --> 00:03:34,348 That's right. The keyboards? 54 00:03:34,557 --> 00:03:38,227 A little in high school. I got into it in college. 55 00:03:38,478 --> 00:03:41,730 That's when I really found my sound. 56 00:03:43,942 --> 00:03:47,945 Juice just came out of my nose, but it was worth it. 57 00:03:50,156 --> 00:03:51,573 Oh, my God. 58 00:03:51,824 --> 00:03:54,451 - I completely forgot about your sound. - Yeah. 59 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:57,621 He'd lock himself in the basement. 60 00:03:57,956 --> 00:04:01,708 No one was ever allowed to hear "the sound." 61 00:04:02,168 --> 00:04:04,253 I want to hear "the sound." 62 00:04:05,255 --> 00:04:09,299 No, I mean, I haven't played in so long. 63 00:04:10,385 --> 00:04:12,844 Well, it's really personal stuff. 64 00:04:13,054 --> 00:04:15,305 Play that funky music, white boy. 65 00:04:17,058 --> 00:04:19,268 Yeah, come on. - No, you guys. 66 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:22,396 My keyboards are all the way... Yeah, okay. 67 00:04:29,529 --> 00:04:30,529 Okay, guys. 68 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:33,448 All right. Bring it on, you. 69 00:04:37,078 --> 00:04:38,370 Here we go. 70 00:04:44,502 --> 00:04:49,298 You know, I've never played my stuff for anyone before. 71 00:04:49,549 --> 00:04:52,009 It's important that you understand... 72 00:04:52,218 --> 00:04:54,594 it's about communicating... 73 00:04:55,179 --> 00:04:58,181 very private emotions. 74 00:05:04,981 --> 00:05:06,023 You know... 75 00:05:06,274 --> 00:05:10,193 You should think of my work... 76 00:05:10,445 --> 00:05:13,905 as wordless sound poems. 77 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,246 - That's what... - My God, play. 78 00:05:56,407 --> 00:05:58,700 Well, you know, that was... 79 00:06:00,411 --> 00:06:01,495 terrific. 80 00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:04,581 Really... 81 00:06:05,208 --> 00:06:06,625 bitchin'. 82 00:06:08,628 --> 00:06:12,047 Wow. It was so wow. 83 00:06:12,215 --> 00:06:13,507 Really? 84 00:06:14,175 --> 00:06:18,595 Yeah. I mean, you should play in public. 85 00:06:19,639 --> 00:06:22,099 Wow, thanks, you guys. That's... 86 00:06:22,308 --> 00:06:24,518 I want to play you another piece. 87 00:06:25,561 --> 00:06:26,895 Oh. 88 00:06:27,063 --> 00:06:31,441 I left my helicopter sounds on another disk. I'll be back. 89 00:06:33,361 --> 00:06:37,114 This is so nice. I mean, I am so... 90 00:06:41,369 --> 00:06:44,621 God bless my dad for soundproofing the basement. 91 00:06:46,290 --> 00:06:50,085 I can't believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers. 92 00:06:51,379 --> 00:06:54,548 What are you guys talking about? I loved it. 93 00:06:55,216 --> 00:06:57,134 It was so moving. 94 00:06:57,385 --> 00:07:00,846 It's so different from the stuff you usually hear. 95 00:07:01,055 --> 00:07:02,764 You mean, music? 96 00:07:08,104 --> 00:07:09,479 I know what you think. 97 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:13,400 Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy. 98 00:07:15,778 --> 00:07:17,028 Come in. 99 00:07:18,364 --> 00:07:19,364 Hey. 100 00:07:19,574 --> 00:07:21,741 Oh, God. Is that Baywatch? 101 00:07:21,993 --> 00:07:25,287 Yes, but I just watch it for the articles. 102 00:07:26,414 --> 00:07:27,622 So is Joey around? 103 00:07:27,832 --> 00:07:29,916 No, he's not back yet. 104 00:07:30,168 --> 00:07:32,461 Come in, have a seat. Bow or stern? 105 00:07:32,670 --> 00:07:34,796 I don't have a preference. You? 106 00:07:35,131 --> 00:07:36,965 I like it in the stern. 107 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,261 Of the boat. 108 00:07:43,389 --> 00:07:44,389 Hello. 109 00:07:44,599 --> 00:07:48,351 It's me. Casey and I had a little car trouble. 110 00:07:48,561 --> 00:07:50,353 - What happened? We broke down. 111 00:07:50,563 --> 00:07:52,647 I have to get transmission fluid. 112 00:07:52,899 --> 00:07:56,610 Tell Kathy that I'm sorry and I'll be there soon. 113 00:07:56,819 --> 00:08:01,364 - Why can't you tell her? I think my time is about to... 114 00:08:01,657 --> 00:08:03,158 Joey? Joey? 115 00:08:03,367 --> 00:08:04,367 Yeah? 116 00:08:07,455 --> 00:08:08,622 I thought your time ran out. 117 00:08:08,873 --> 00:08:11,333 Me too, but I guess I do have... 118 00:08:13,878 --> 00:08:18,006 Joey's running a little late, and he says he's sorry. 119 00:08:18,216 --> 00:08:20,509 I guess it's just you and me, then. 120 00:08:20,676 --> 00:08:21,676 Oh. 121 00:08:22,261 --> 00:08:24,513 - Okay. - Yeah, I think it is. 122 00:08:28,226 --> 00:08:30,185 So what'd you do today? 123 00:08:30,394 --> 00:08:32,020 I had an appointment to cut my hair. 124 00:08:32,230 --> 00:08:35,106 - Looks great. - And then it got canceled. 125 00:08:36,901 --> 00:08:37,984 I could cut it. 126 00:08:38,402 --> 00:08:39,569 Really? 127 00:08:39,779 --> 00:08:44,574 Yeah, I learned at my aunt's dog-grooming shop. What do you say? 128 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,576 Dog grooming? 129 00:08:47,036 --> 00:08:49,120 Don't make my tail too poofy. 130 00:08:55,044 --> 00:08:57,671 You have really great hair. 131 00:08:57,922 --> 00:09:00,382 Oh, thanks. I grow it myself. 132 00:09:06,514 --> 00:09:08,223 Joey also has great hair. 133 00:09:08,432 --> 00:09:10,433 Yes, Joey has great hair. 134 00:09:10,685 --> 00:09:15,105 I'm basically done here. Let me get this hair off your neck. 135 00:09:28,828 --> 00:09:30,245 What are you doing? 136 00:09:31,205 --> 00:09:32,956 Checking if it's even. 137 00:09:33,541 --> 00:09:35,041 Okay. 138 00:09:37,712 --> 00:09:38,962 Looks good. 139 00:09:42,008 --> 00:09:44,801 The phone! The phone's making sounds. 140 00:09:46,012 --> 00:09:48,013 - Hello. - Hey, dude, it's me. 141 00:09:48,222 --> 00:09:49,222 Hey, it's Joey. 142 00:09:50,808 --> 00:09:53,143 It looks like we'll be stuck here. 143 00:09:53,394 --> 00:09:56,980 I got the fluid. The transmission wasn't there. 144 00:09:57,523 --> 00:09:59,399 - What? It fell out. 145 00:09:59,650 --> 00:10:02,027 I just figured we hit a dog. 146 00:10:03,195 --> 00:10:04,195 Okay. 147 00:10:04,363 --> 00:10:07,699 Could you put Kathy on? I want to apologize to her. 148 00:10:08,451 --> 00:10:09,826 It's Joey. 149 00:10:10,536 --> 00:10:11,536 Hey... 150 00:10:11,746 --> 00:10:14,623 No, it's fine. Don't worry about it. 151 00:10:14,832 --> 00:10:17,751 Yeah, no, stop apologizing. It's okay. 152 00:10:18,002 --> 00:10:20,253 I'll talk to you tomorrow. 153 00:10:23,049 --> 00:10:25,091 - I should probably go. - Yeah. 154 00:10:25,301 --> 00:10:27,177 Yes. Yeah... 155 00:10:39,899 --> 00:10:41,900 I forgot my purse. 156 00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:43,485 Oh... 157 00:10:49,909 --> 00:10:52,577 I really did. I forgot my purse. 158 00:10:58,751 --> 00:11:01,670 - This is bad. It's bad. - Horrible. 159 00:11:02,171 --> 00:11:04,881 Wait, the kiss or the situation? 160 00:11:05,925 --> 00:11:06,966 The kiss was good. 161 00:11:07,343 --> 00:11:09,886 - But that's bad. - Here's what we do. 162 00:11:10,096 --> 00:11:12,055 - We forget it. - What? 163 00:11:12,264 --> 00:11:17,310 We swallow our feelings, even if we're unhappy forever. Sound good? 164 00:11:18,437 --> 00:11:19,979 Can you really do that? 165 00:11:20,398 --> 00:11:23,566 I have to. He's my best friend. 166 00:11:23,776 --> 00:11:25,360 And you're seeing him. 167 00:11:25,945 --> 00:11:28,571 Chandler, I like Joey a lot. 168 00:11:28,823 --> 00:11:30,281 But with you... 169 00:11:30,491 --> 00:11:32,575 No, don't. Don't, see? 170 00:11:32,827 --> 00:11:35,662 You're getting me confused. I'm starting to yearn. 171 00:11:38,874 --> 00:11:40,458 I'm sorry. 172 00:11:40,876 --> 00:11:44,921 If you want to pretend that nothing happened, I can try. 173 00:11:46,298 --> 00:11:48,341 I think we have to. 174 00:11:49,635 --> 00:11:50,719 Okay. 175 00:11:52,722 --> 00:11:54,764 - Bye. - Bye. 176 00:12:05,317 --> 00:12:07,360 Are you still out there? 177 00:12:08,154 --> 00:12:09,738 No. 178 00:12:18,664 --> 00:12:20,999 Electrifying 179 00:12:23,586 --> 00:12:27,630 Infinite time 180 00:12:28,007 --> 00:12:31,134 There's a Starbucks about three blocks down. 181 00:12:31,719 --> 00:12:35,388 He's so inspired. Just look at him. Look at him go. 182 00:12:51,447 --> 00:12:54,365 Thank you very much. 183 00:12:54,784 --> 00:12:56,785 Hey, aren't you up next? 184 00:12:57,953 --> 00:13:01,414 - I'm not playing tonight. - Why not? 185 00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:04,584 I can't follow Ross. 186 00:13:05,336 --> 00:13:07,962 It'd be like those poor bicycle-riding chimps... 187 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:11,216 who had to follow the Beatles. No. 188 00:13:12,134 --> 00:13:15,303 Phoebe. Ross sucks. 189 00:13:16,514 --> 00:13:19,974 The place has emptied because of him. 190 00:13:20,309 --> 00:13:24,103 My God, he's not even appreciated in his own time. 191 00:13:24,688 --> 00:13:28,483 I'd give anything to not be appreciated in my own time. 192 00:13:31,403 --> 00:13:33,363 Okay. Phoebe... 193 00:13:35,241 --> 00:13:36,991 You suck too. 194 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,662 Yeah, Phoebe. 195 00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:43,414 You're awful. 196 00:13:46,085 --> 00:13:48,086 You guys. 197 00:13:49,171 --> 00:13:51,005 You suck too. 198 00:13:56,428 --> 00:14:01,015 Man. I can't believe I locked myself out again. 199 00:14:01,475 --> 00:14:03,309 Hang on, buddy. 200 00:14:07,481 --> 00:14:09,566 My God. What happened? 201 00:14:09,817 --> 00:14:12,652 - Did you do all this? Why? I sure did. 202 00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:16,531 It made me feel good to do something nice for my friend. 203 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:18,116 You're amazing. 204 00:14:18,576 --> 00:14:21,661 No, this is amazing. 205 00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:26,040 A TV appears from nowhere. 206 00:14:27,751 --> 00:14:28,918 The dream. 207 00:14:30,296 --> 00:14:31,963 How did you afford all this? 208 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,216 I'm 29. I mean, who needs a savings account? 209 00:14:35,634 --> 00:14:38,177 You're the best friend anyone has ever had. 210 00:14:38,971 --> 00:14:41,055 I don't know. 211 00:14:41,265 --> 00:14:42,473 No, you are. 212 00:14:42,683 --> 00:14:45,101 You do this, you give me advice... 213 00:14:45,311 --> 00:14:49,188 What you said about focusing on one woman? 214 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,523 I'll do that. 215 00:14:50,941 --> 00:14:51,941 With Casey? 216 00:14:52,151 --> 00:14:55,528 I'll see how things go with Kathy. She's cool. 217 00:14:55,905 --> 00:14:58,156 - Or Casey. No, Kathy. 218 00:14:58,324 --> 00:14:59,324 Could be Casey. 219 00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:00,617 No, Kathy. 220 00:15:00,784 --> 00:15:01,784 Consider Casey. 221 00:15:03,579 --> 00:15:07,040 I think somebody's got a little crush on Casey. 222 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:10,043 I'll fix you two up. What do you think? 223 00:15:10,336 --> 00:15:14,631 That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place. 224 00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:23,473 - Hey. - Hey. 225 00:15:23,641 --> 00:15:27,936 You were really great. You were really, really great. 226 00:15:28,145 --> 00:15:29,395 Thanks. 227 00:15:30,481 --> 00:15:35,193 Monica tells me you don't want to play anymore because of me... 228 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,570 and, you know, my talent. 229 00:15:38,864 --> 00:15:39,864 Is that true? 230 00:15:41,575 --> 00:15:43,743 - Well, kind of, yeah. - Pheebs... 231 00:15:43,994 --> 00:15:47,789 I was trying to be really okay and upbeat about it... 232 00:15:47,998 --> 00:15:51,542 but I just feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. 233 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,712 See, but... 234 00:15:54,964 --> 00:15:59,717 Pheebs, that is the exact opposite intent of my music. 235 00:15:59,969 --> 00:16:03,137 You know, my music is meant to inspire. 236 00:16:03,389 --> 00:16:05,306 If it bothers you this much... 237 00:16:05,557 --> 00:16:09,143 then I won't play anymore. 238 00:16:10,938 --> 00:16:13,064 No, don't do that. 239 00:16:13,315 --> 00:16:18,444 How could I live if I knew I was depriving the world of your music? 240 00:16:21,365 --> 00:16:22,907 Yeah, okay. 241 00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:32,458 Hey, Chandler. Saw the new furniture. Very nice. 242 00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:34,836 Joey has the best boyfriend ever. 243 00:16:37,589 --> 00:16:38,798 I kissed Kathy. 244 00:16:39,049 --> 00:16:40,383 What? Are you serious? 245 00:16:40,592 --> 00:16:42,468 - Does Joey know? No. 246 00:16:42,678 --> 00:16:46,431 Is there any way you think he will understand this? 247 00:16:47,224 --> 00:16:50,727 You obviously haven't screwed over your friends. 248 00:16:50,978 --> 00:16:52,854 Which we all appreciate. 249 00:16:53,772 --> 00:16:57,692 If you'd told him how you felt before you kissed her... 250 00:16:57,943 --> 00:17:00,445 knowing Joey, he'd have stepped aside. 251 00:17:00,863 --> 00:17:04,657 Don't say that. That's not true, is it? 252 00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:06,451 Yeah. He loves you. 253 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:09,287 Then why didn't you tell me to do that? 254 00:17:09,788 --> 00:17:11,914 I said something to Phoebe. 255 00:17:12,124 --> 00:17:14,792 And I thought it was a really good idea. 256 00:17:15,002 --> 00:17:18,004 Yeah, I remember. Oh, my God. 257 00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:20,381 What am I going to do? 258 00:17:20,632 --> 00:17:22,300 You'll have to tell him. 259 00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:24,052 Why do I have to? 260 00:17:24,386 --> 00:17:27,013 - Because you do. - Yeah, I know. 261 00:17:31,185 --> 00:17:34,395 Would it be okay if I wrote a song about this? 262 00:17:39,943 --> 00:17:41,903 - Hey. - Hey. 263 00:17:42,071 --> 00:17:43,946 Sambuca Margarita? 264 00:17:44,656 --> 00:17:46,157 It that a real thing? 265 00:17:46,408 --> 00:17:49,577 Well, we only had sambuca, so it is now. 266 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,830 Listen, Joe. I need to... 267 00:17:53,082 --> 00:17:54,582 I need to talk to you. 268 00:17:55,501 --> 00:17:56,876 What's up? 269 00:17:58,295 --> 00:17:59,754 It's about Kathy. 270 00:18:02,466 --> 00:18:04,175 I like her. 271 00:18:04,593 --> 00:18:06,803 I like her a lot, actually. 272 00:18:07,763 --> 00:18:08,763 You do? 273 00:18:08,972 --> 00:18:09,972 Yeah. 274 00:18:10,474 --> 00:18:12,767 Your timing couldn't be better. 275 00:18:13,018 --> 00:18:14,811 She's not my girlfriend anymore. 276 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:16,145 What? 277 00:18:16,688 --> 00:18:20,858 - Yeah, she broke up with me. - When? 278 00:18:21,151 --> 00:18:23,277 Just now, after acting class. 279 00:18:23,529 --> 00:18:27,281 I thought she was doing some scene, so I let people watch. 280 00:18:29,701 --> 00:18:32,745 Man, I am so sorry. Are you okay? 281 00:18:32,996 --> 00:18:37,250 I've been better, but I'm all right. So you like her? 282 00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:40,044 Yes, but I don't have to. 283 00:18:40,295 --> 00:18:42,964 No, it's okay. 284 00:18:43,841 --> 00:18:45,842 - Yeah? Yeah. 285 00:18:46,301 --> 00:18:49,428 You know why? Because you came to me first. 286 00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:55,059 I thought that would be the best thing to do. 287 00:18:56,061 --> 00:18:58,855 You might have your work cut out for you. 288 00:18:59,064 --> 00:19:03,943 When I talked to her, I got the feeling she's into some other guy. 289 00:19:05,154 --> 00:19:08,990 See, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. 290 00:19:10,159 --> 00:19:12,994 I think I know who the other guy is. 291 00:19:13,203 --> 00:19:14,453 Who? 292 00:19:16,206 --> 00:19:17,623 It's me. 293 00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:19,584 I'm the other guy. 294 00:19:20,085 --> 00:19:21,544 What? 295 00:19:22,754 --> 00:19:27,383 When you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking... 296 00:19:27,593 --> 00:19:30,344 and one thing led to another, and... 297 00:19:30,554 --> 00:19:32,972 And what? Did you sleep with her? 298 00:19:33,182 --> 00:19:34,807 No, I just kissed her. 299 00:19:35,017 --> 00:19:37,101 What? That's even worse. 300 00:19:38,061 --> 00:19:40,771 - How is that worse? - It's the same. 301 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:45,359 There's nothing I could do. I'm in love with her. 302 00:19:45,569 --> 00:19:46,569 Who cares? 303 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,864 You went behind my back? I'd never do that to you. 304 00:19:50,115 --> 00:19:53,409 I have no excuses. I was totally over the line. 305 00:19:53,619 --> 00:19:58,456 You're so far past the line, that you can't even see the line. 306 00:19:58,707 --> 00:20:00,208 It's a dot to you. 307 00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:01,918 Yes. 308 00:20:02,085 --> 00:20:06,172 Yes, right. And I feel horrible. You have to believe me. 309 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,841 Is that why you bought all this? 310 00:20:10,636 --> 00:20:11,844 You know what? 311 00:20:12,095 --> 00:20:14,513 I will not watch your TV. 312 00:20:14,765 --> 00:20:16,599 I won't listen to your stereo. 313 00:20:16,808 --> 00:20:21,103 And there's a loaf in the new bread maker I won't eat. Know why? 314 00:20:21,271 --> 00:20:22,271 Because... 315 00:20:22,481 --> 00:20:25,024 It's all tainted with your betrayal. 316 00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:31,489 This apartment is empty to me. I'm not happy about you, either. 317 00:20:37,871 --> 00:20:39,830 And just so you know... 318 00:20:40,415 --> 00:20:42,667 I made that bread for you. 319 00:20:57,266 --> 00:21:00,059 Oh, my God. He's totally lost it. 320 00:21:01,937 --> 00:21:03,271 What? 321 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:06,816 Phoebe. This cannot get any worse. 322 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:10,111 Rats in the basement are hanging themselves. 323 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,789 Thank you. Thanks. 324 00:21:25,335 --> 00:21:26,836 I lost it. 325 00:21:29,047 --> 00:21:30,464 I won't play anymore. 326 00:21:30,674 --> 00:21:33,718 Would you... Can you finish my set? 327 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,053 After that? Yeah. 328 00:21:38,348 --> 00:21:40,558 No, I mean, if I can help. 329 00:21:46,189 --> 00:21:48,566 Like I could lose it. 330 00:21:50,569 --> 00:21:54,196 - What? - I played bad on purpose, guys. 331 00:21:54,406 --> 00:21:55,823 - Oh. - Oh. 332 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,868 You were playing bad this whole time. 333 00:21:59,077 --> 00:22:00,536 Just that last song.