1 00:00:04,509 --> 00:00:05,551 Hello? 2 00:00:05,718 --> 00:00:08,762 It's me. I know you can't stand to be in the same room. 3 00:00:08,930 --> 00:00:11,682 I just thought I'd try and apologize over the phone... 4 00:00:16,646 --> 00:00:18,230 Hello? 5 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:22,317 Look, I never should've kissed your girlfriend, and I'm... 6 00:00:26,197 --> 00:00:27,239 Stop calling! 7 00:00:27,407 --> 00:00:31,410 Hey, hey, hey. This is 92.3 WXRK K-Rock... 8 00:00:31,578 --> 00:00:34,413 calling with our $1000 daily challenge. 9 00:00:34,581 --> 00:00:35,831 All right. 10 00:00:35,999 --> 00:00:37,207 What is the name of... 11 00:00:37,375 --> 00:00:42,004 your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything...? 12 00:01:30,178 --> 00:01:31,970 Ugh, turkey. 13 00:01:32,138 --> 00:01:35,474 Ugh, giving thanks. Ugh. 14 00:01:35,850 --> 00:01:38,769 Look, everyone, it's the spirit of Thanksgiving. 15 00:01:39,604 --> 00:01:41,271 Are things with Joey any better? 16 00:01:41,439 --> 00:01:44,233 They couldn't be worse. I spent eight hours calling him... 17 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,276 trying to get him to talk to me. 18 00:01:46,444 --> 00:01:49,279 Oh, wow. Eight hours. 19 00:01:49,447 --> 00:01:53,116 So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets, huh? 20 00:01:53,284 --> 00:01:57,746 Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office? 21 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:01,500 You shouldn't. 22 00:02:03,336 --> 00:02:04,628 Speaking of Christmas... 23 00:02:04,796 --> 00:02:08,799 since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money... 24 00:02:08,967 --> 00:02:12,803 this year maybe we could do Secret Santa and then we each only buy one gift. 25 00:02:12,971 --> 00:02:17,057 And there's the added mystery of, you know, who gets who. 26 00:02:18,977 --> 00:02:20,352 Who gets "whom." 27 00:02:22,522 --> 00:02:24,690 I don't know why I do that. 28 00:02:28,027 --> 00:02:31,321 Oh, I'm gonna take a nap. Turkey makes me sleepy. 29 00:02:31,489 --> 00:02:33,365 We haven't eaten yet. 30 00:02:34,033 --> 00:02:38,161 I know, but all that work you're doing to get it ready, and I just... 31 00:02:40,206 --> 00:02:43,000 Hey, did either of you pick Rachel for your Secret Santa? 32 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:46,545 - Because I wanna trade for her. - I picked her. Oh, thank God, you want her. 33 00:02:46,713 --> 00:02:48,088 Ooh. 34 00:02:48,256 --> 00:02:50,424 Wow, why do you wanna get rid of her so badly? 35 00:02:50,591 --> 00:02:52,551 Because she exchanges every gift she gets. 36 00:02:52,719 --> 00:02:55,220 It's, like, impossible to get her something she likes. 37 00:02:55,388 --> 00:02:56,972 Come on, let's trade. 38 00:02:57,140 --> 00:02:59,933 That's not true. I got her that backpack and she loved it. 39 00:03:00,101 --> 00:03:04,479 I remember how much she was crying the day that big dog ran off with... 40 00:03:06,107 --> 00:03:08,317 There was no big dog. 41 00:03:09,235 --> 00:03:13,989 This sucks, because I already got her this briefcase and I had "R.G." put on it. 42 00:03:14,157 --> 00:03:16,491 - Her initials. - Oh. 43 00:03:18,453 --> 00:03:21,663 Maybe you can give it to somebody else. Oh. Like Ross Geller. 44 00:03:22,415 --> 00:03:24,875 Oh, you know what, though? It's a girlie briefcase. 45 00:03:25,043 --> 00:03:28,170 Who cares? He works in a museum. 46 00:03:29,589 --> 00:03:32,007 Hey, what time is it? The big game's about to start. 47 00:03:32,175 --> 00:03:35,344 Ross and Joey aren't here. You can watch the parade if you want. 48 00:03:35,511 --> 00:03:37,095 Thanks. 49 00:03:38,306 --> 00:03:41,933 What is wrong with this freezer? Ow! Ow! 50 00:03:42,101 --> 00:03:45,103 - God, what happened? - Oh, my God, ice just got in my eye. 51 00:03:45,271 --> 00:03:48,231 People are trying to sleep in here. 52 00:03:48,399 --> 00:03:50,400 Monica got ice in her eye and it hurts. 53 00:03:50,568 --> 00:03:53,487 - Open it up. Let me see. - Oh, I can't. It really kills. 54 00:03:53,654 --> 00:03:55,947 Well, maybe you should put some ice on it. 55 00:03:57,617 --> 00:04:00,952 - Ooh, it looks bad. - Maybe we should take you to a doctor. 56 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,954 No, my eye doctor is Richard. 57 00:04:03,122 --> 00:04:06,249 I can't go to him when I don't have a boyfriend. 58 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:08,960 He's really picky about his patients. 59 00:04:09,462 --> 00:04:12,047 Okay, you've gotta go. What's his office number? 60 00:04:12,215 --> 00:04:14,966 Oh, like I remember his office number. 61 00:04:15,134 --> 00:04:16,635 Speed dial 7. 62 00:04:19,305 --> 00:04:23,100 Hi, yeah, I'm calling on behalf of Monica Geller's eye, and... 63 00:04:23,684 --> 00:04:26,561 Is Richard Burke in today? 64 00:04:26,729 --> 00:04:29,314 He's out of town. Does she wanna see the on-call doctor? 65 00:04:29,482 --> 00:04:33,110 - Yes. - Yes. She's very excited about that. 66 00:04:36,114 --> 00:04:37,322 It's so cool. 67 00:04:37,490 --> 00:04:43,286 Till Monica gets back, it's like I'm head chef and I get to make all the decisions. 68 00:04:43,913 --> 00:04:46,790 Hey, hey, I thought she told you to follow the recipe exactly. 69 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:49,000 Okay, get out of my kitchen. 70 00:04:50,586 --> 00:04:53,338 All right, okay. I think I'm making some progress with Joey. 71 00:04:53,506 --> 00:04:56,174 When I went into the apartment, he went to his bedroom... 72 00:04:56,342 --> 00:04:58,593 but he only slammed the door once. 73 00:04:59,345 --> 00:05:02,139 I mean, yeah, he gave me the finger while doing it. 74 00:05:03,266 --> 00:05:07,811 All right, I gotta call my mom and ask her a left-handed cooking question. 75 00:05:11,607 --> 00:05:14,443 So listen, I picked Monica for Secret Santa... 76 00:05:14,610 --> 00:05:16,695 but I'm getting her something for Hanukkah. 77 00:05:16,863 --> 00:05:18,071 You wanna switch? 78 00:05:18,239 --> 00:05:21,700 Oh, you know what? I was trying to trade for, uh, ahem, well, you. 79 00:05:24,328 --> 00:05:26,872 Really? Wow, that's so nice. What are you gonna get me? 80 00:05:27,039 --> 00:05:30,459 I don't know, R.G. I was thinking something girlie for your office. 81 00:05:32,378 --> 00:05:35,338 Yeah. Well, maybe Phoebe will switch with me. 82 00:05:35,506 --> 00:05:40,093 Then you're gonna get stuck with Rachel, and she exchanges every gift she ever gets. 83 00:05:40,261 --> 00:05:43,263 Oh, that's not true. I got her lots of stuff she never took back. 84 00:05:43,431 --> 00:05:44,639 Like? 85 00:05:44,807 --> 00:05:46,808 Like that gold necklace I got her last year. 86 00:05:47,393 --> 00:05:49,394 When was the last time you saw her wear it? 87 00:05:49,562 --> 00:05:53,064 Well, she wore it all Christmas day and then, uh... 88 00:05:54,442 --> 00:05:55,609 Big dog? 89 00:06:01,032 --> 00:06:02,240 - Hey. - Hey. 90 00:06:02,658 --> 00:06:03,700 What are you doing? 91 00:06:03,868 --> 00:06:06,453 Sending back this stuff Chandler bought out of guilt. 92 00:06:07,038 --> 00:06:10,790 - Everything? Even the TV? - No, I'm gonna put that in my room. 93 00:06:12,418 --> 00:06:16,588 Listen, Joey. I know what he did was wrong. 94 00:06:16,756 --> 00:06:19,007 But don't you think you could hear the guy out? 95 00:06:19,175 --> 00:06:20,884 When you and Rachel were together... 96 00:06:21,052 --> 00:06:23,553 if Chandler had kissed her, would you hear him out? 97 00:06:23,721 --> 00:06:25,263 That's a good point. 98 00:06:26,265 --> 00:06:28,683 So how long you gonna punish him? 99 00:06:28,851 --> 00:06:30,435 Five years. 100 00:06:31,604 --> 00:06:32,646 You've sentenced him? 101 00:06:32,813 --> 00:06:35,899 Hey, don't do the crime if you can't do the time. 102 00:06:36,317 --> 00:06:40,111 - But, Joey, the guy's your best friend. - No, was my best friend. 103 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:42,489 I don't know why you're pushing for him so hard. 104 00:06:42,657 --> 00:06:46,201 With him out of the way as my best friend, there's a spot open. 105 00:06:48,496 --> 00:06:51,081 - Who, me? - Yeah. 106 00:06:51,249 --> 00:06:53,124 Wow. I'm honored. 107 00:06:53,292 --> 00:06:56,211 You know what I'm gonna do as my first act as your best friend? 108 00:06:56,379 --> 00:06:58,838 I'm gonna get you to talk to Chandler. 109 00:07:00,508 --> 00:07:02,092 All right. 110 00:07:02,260 --> 00:07:04,469 Oh, but if you weren't my best friend... 111 00:07:04,637 --> 00:07:05,845 Ah. 112 00:07:07,348 --> 00:07:09,683 Oh, my God. Is it really that bad? 113 00:07:09,850 --> 00:07:12,143 I walk in the room, and he won't even talk to me. 114 00:07:12,311 --> 00:07:15,480 He just mumbles something in Italian. 115 00:07:16,482 --> 00:07:19,234 And I know he only knows the bad words. 116 00:07:23,489 --> 00:07:25,824 Hey, Gunther, have you seen Chandler? 117 00:07:26,534 --> 00:07:27,993 I thought you were Chandler. 118 00:07:30,663 --> 00:07:32,998 But, um, one of you is over there. 119 00:07:39,046 --> 00:07:40,088 Oh. 120 00:07:41,173 --> 00:07:42,591 Hey, Joe. 121 00:07:52,101 --> 00:07:53,435 I'll be right with you, okay? 122 00:07:53,978 --> 00:07:55,729 Thanks for coming in. 123 00:07:56,522 --> 00:08:00,108 Oh, my God. How cute is the on-call doctor? 124 00:08:00,276 --> 00:08:03,903 Oh. So cute that I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye. 125 00:08:07,408 --> 00:08:08,700 Dr. Burke will see you now. 126 00:08:08,868 --> 00:08:11,369 Oh, no, no, no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke's out of town. 127 00:08:11,537 --> 00:08:13,288 The on-call doctor will see me now. 128 00:08:13,456 --> 00:08:15,040 Dr. Richard Burke is out. 129 00:08:15,207 --> 00:08:18,627 Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now. 130 00:08:20,046 --> 00:08:21,671 Ready? 131 00:08:28,554 --> 00:08:31,056 Hey, I'm sorry. That... 132 00:08:32,016 --> 00:08:34,684 - Where you going? - My folks'. 133 00:08:34,852 --> 00:08:36,519 Oh. Uh... 134 00:08:36,687 --> 00:08:38,271 When you coming back? 135 00:08:38,439 --> 00:08:39,689 I don't know. 136 00:08:39,857 --> 00:08:42,984 I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment. 137 00:08:43,903 --> 00:08:44,944 What? 138 00:08:45,404 --> 00:08:48,990 Yeah, you know, at first I thought we could talk about this, work it out. 139 00:08:49,158 --> 00:08:51,409 But seeing you two together, I don't... 140 00:08:51,577 --> 00:08:55,580 Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say I'll stop seeing her? 141 00:08:55,748 --> 00:08:58,416 It's not about her. Okay? 142 00:08:58,584 --> 00:09:02,087 But seeing you two together just reminds me of what you did. 143 00:09:02,254 --> 00:09:05,924 And I don't wanna live with someone who doesn't know what it is to be a friend. 144 00:09:06,092 --> 00:09:09,469 - So I'll see you. - Hey, look, I know what it is to be a friend. 145 00:09:09,637 --> 00:09:12,764 - I just... I screwed up. - Yeah, you did. 146 00:09:13,766 --> 00:09:15,517 And that's why I'm leaving. 147 00:09:16,894 --> 00:09:20,188 Look, if you're not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them. 148 00:09:22,358 --> 00:09:26,486 Okay? They have had a very difficult year, what with the robbery and all. 149 00:09:27,196 --> 00:09:28,655 When that guy was robbing us... 150 00:09:28,823 --> 00:09:31,700 and I was locked in the entertainment unit for six hours... 151 00:09:31,867 --> 00:09:33,576 do you know what I was doing? 152 00:09:33,744 --> 00:09:35,620 I was thinking about how I let you down. 153 00:09:36,914 --> 00:09:37,956 - Wow. - Yeah. 154 00:09:38,124 --> 00:09:41,876 If I'd have known what kind of friend you were gonna be, I wouldn't have worried. 155 00:09:42,044 --> 00:09:44,003 - See you around. - All right, wait, come on. 156 00:09:44,171 --> 00:09:48,049 Just wait one second. There has to be something that I can do. 157 00:09:48,217 --> 00:09:49,551 If we still had that unit... 158 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:53,471 I would get in there for six hours and think about how I let you down. 159 00:09:59,603 --> 00:10:00,812 What? 160 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:02,147 We got a box. 161 00:10:06,485 --> 00:10:08,903 I remember the last time I saw you. 162 00:10:09,071 --> 00:10:11,614 It was the morning I left for college. 163 00:10:12,199 --> 00:10:14,993 You were just standing outside the Dairy Queen. 164 00:10:15,161 --> 00:10:18,329 Heh. Just probably waiting for it to open. 165 00:10:19,373 --> 00:10:21,166 Gotta tell you, you look great now. 166 00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:24,753 - You look great too. - You're an excellent patient. 167 00:10:26,505 --> 00:10:27,589 So how does it look? 168 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:31,885 You've got a little scratch on your cornea. You're gonna have to wear a patch. 169 00:10:32,052 --> 00:10:33,845 Like a pirate? 170 00:10:34,638 --> 00:10:35,764 If that helps you. 171 00:10:40,561 --> 00:10:43,605 Ahem. So how long have you been working with your dad? 172 00:10:44,732 --> 00:10:47,108 Come on, one of us had to mention him. 173 00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:49,861 I moved back here a couple months ago. 174 00:10:50,029 --> 00:10:51,196 Ah. 175 00:10:51,363 --> 00:10:53,948 - Big family dinner tonight? - Uh... 176 00:10:54,867 --> 00:10:56,576 No way. 177 00:10:56,744 --> 00:10:58,870 I was gonna have Thanksgiving at my girlfriend's. 178 00:10:59,038 --> 00:11:00,455 - Oh. - But we broke up. 179 00:11:00,831 --> 00:11:01,915 Oh? 180 00:11:03,459 --> 00:11:05,710 She wasn't ready for a serious commitment. 181 00:11:06,253 --> 00:11:07,545 Oh. 182 00:11:08,881 --> 00:11:11,925 So you made her walk the plank, aye, matey? 183 00:11:13,052 --> 00:11:14,594 You're not wearing the patch yet. 184 00:11:18,057 --> 00:11:19,682 I know. 185 00:11:25,439 --> 00:11:28,608 - He's coming here for Thanksgiving? - I know. It's sick. 186 00:11:28,776 --> 00:11:31,694 - Why is it sick? - Because it's Richard's son. 187 00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:34,447 It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner. 188 00:11:36,116 --> 00:11:38,701 I mean, come on, Phoebe, you understand, don't you? 189 00:11:38,869 --> 00:11:42,080 Yeah, I could see where I'd be your best shot, but no. 190 00:11:43,165 --> 00:11:45,834 - Sorry, honey. I think it's twisted. - Yeah. 191 00:11:46,001 --> 00:11:48,878 - What's twisted? - Oh. Me going out with Richard's son. 192 00:11:49,046 --> 00:11:50,588 Ew. 193 00:11:51,924 --> 00:11:53,758 Ew, ew, ew. 194 00:11:54,718 --> 00:11:56,886 It sounds like a really bad idea to me. 195 00:11:59,598 --> 00:12:00,890 Is he okay in there? 196 00:12:01,058 --> 00:12:03,476 He's fine. 197 00:12:04,061 --> 00:12:06,938 You know, if things work out between you and Richard's son... 198 00:12:07,106 --> 00:12:11,401 you'll be able to tell your kids that you slept with their grandfather. 199 00:12:13,362 --> 00:12:14,737 Fine, judge all you want to. 200 00:12:14,905 --> 00:12:19,033 But married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer... 201 00:12:19,201 --> 00:12:22,245 threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, live in a box. 202 00:12:29,253 --> 00:12:32,380 So, now, ahem, what exactly is the point of the box? 203 00:12:32,548 --> 00:12:34,299 Chandler? 204 00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:37,760 The meaning of the box is threefold. 205 00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:42,390 One, it gives me the time to think about what I did. 206 00:12:42,558 --> 00:12:47,937 Two, it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. 207 00:12:48,105 --> 00:12:49,647 And three... 208 00:12:50,649 --> 00:12:52,567 it hurts. 209 00:12:54,153 --> 00:12:56,029 - Oh, hey, hey, uh... - Hmm? 210 00:12:56,196 --> 00:12:58,406 Remember that necklace I gave you last year? 211 00:12:58,574 --> 00:12:59,824 Can I see it? 212 00:13:00,993 --> 00:13:02,410 Why? 213 00:13:02,578 --> 00:13:04,787 I just wanna check something. 214 00:13:05,247 --> 00:13:06,664 Okay. 215 00:13:10,002 --> 00:13:11,502 Now we'll see. 216 00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:14,380 Air hole! Air hole! 217 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:19,218 Here it is. I love it. I wear it all the time. 218 00:13:22,514 --> 00:13:25,808 The necklace I got you was gold. This is silver. 219 00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:27,852 Huh. 220 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:31,022 Well, maybe, it, uh... 221 00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:32,857 it changed. 222 00:13:33,692 --> 00:13:36,486 Oh, my God. You actually exchanged it. 223 00:13:36,654 --> 00:13:39,572 Isn't it better that I exchange it for something that I enjoy... 224 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:41,491 and I can get a lot of use out of? 225 00:13:41,659 --> 00:13:43,368 What did you get? 226 00:13:43,535 --> 00:13:45,286 Credit. 227 00:13:47,706 --> 00:13:52,377 I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it. 228 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:55,922 - Hi, Tim. - Hi. 229 00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:59,467 Hi. Thank you. Come meet my friends. 230 00:13:59,635 --> 00:14:02,762 - This is Phoebe. - Hi, nice to meet you. 231 00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:03,972 - And Joey. - Hey. 232 00:14:04,139 --> 00:14:05,723 Joey. My brother, Ross. 233 00:14:05,891 --> 00:14:07,058 - Hey. And Rachel. 234 00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:08,893 - Hi. Ahem. 235 00:14:10,938 --> 00:14:14,399 - That's Chandler. How do you do? 236 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,319 - What's...? - Um, well, he's, um... 237 00:14:18,487 --> 00:14:20,822 He's doing some thinking. 238 00:14:23,283 --> 00:14:24,659 He's got it. 239 00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:26,077 - Yes! - Yeah! 240 00:14:26,245 --> 00:14:29,664 What happened? - You kissed my girlfriend. 241 00:14:33,877 --> 00:14:35,211 Ooh, I like those sunglasses. 242 00:14:35,754 --> 00:14:36,796 "Like them" like them... 243 00:14:36,964 --> 00:14:40,258 or "I'd like to get store credit for that amount" like them? 244 00:14:47,558 --> 00:14:49,726 All right, everybody. This turkey is ready. 245 00:14:50,144 --> 00:14:52,478 - Where can I wash up? Here. 246 00:14:52,646 --> 00:14:54,230 Let me show you. 247 00:14:54,398 --> 00:14:58,443 The towels are hanging next to the sink. And you can use the fancy soap. Ha, ha. 248 00:14:58,610 --> 00:15:00,319 Thank you. 249 00:15:00,487 --> 00:15:04,240 Fancy soap? I thought we were saving that for the Pope. 250 00:15:05,409 --> 00:15:07,285 See? He's nice, right? 251 00:15:07,453 --> 00:15:11,164 Do you really wanna be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase... 252 00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:13,458 "That's not how your dad used to do it"? 253 00:15:18,130 --> 00:15:20,840 Wow, everything looks great. Where should I sit? 254 00:15:21,008 --> 00:15:22,091 Saved you a seat. 255 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,428 Sick, sick, sick. 256 00:15:27,264 --> 00:15:28,848 Oh, I'll get it. 257 00:15:29,016 --> 00:15:30,058 Gotcha. 258 00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:36,064 That doesn't sound like thinking to me. 259 00:15:36,899 --> 00:15:39,609 Sorry. - I don't think you should be talking at all. 260 00:15:39,777 --> 00:15:43,071 I think you got too much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes. 261 00:15:43,238 --> 00:15:44,947 Okay, okay, you got it. 262 00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:47,533 - Ross, could you pass me the yams? - Sure. 263 00:15:47,701 --> 00:15:50,953 Oh, and Joey's got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them. 264 00:15:55,626 --> 00:15:57,835 Will you stop? What is the matter with you? 265 00:15:58,003 --> 00:15:59,629 Heh, heh. We've got company. 266 00:16:02,049 --> 00:16:03,966 There's nothing the matter with me. 267 00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:06,344 See, I'm not completely devoid of sentiment. 268 00:16:06,512 --> 00:16:08,137 See, I have feelings. 269 00:16:08,847 --> 00:16:11,265 Okay, fine. 270 00:16:16,647 --> 00:16:21,234 You can't tell, but I'm trying to break the tension by mooning you guys. 271 00:16:26,657 --> 00:16:28,533 All right, look. 272 00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:31,786 If this is just a big joke to you, then forget about it, all right? 273 00:16:31,954 --> 00:16:33,788 This means something to me. 274 00:16:33,997 --> 00:16:36,666 If it doesn't mean anything to you, then get out of there. 275 00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:39,502 Otherwise, you're just an idiot in a box. 276 00:16:39,962 --> 00:16:42,713 You're right. I'm sorry. This means a lot to me. 277 00:16:42,881 --> 00:16:48,052 I want you to be my friend again. I swear I won't say another word tonight. 278 00:16:48,512 --> 00:16:51,389 - So you're gonna take this thing seriously? Absolutely. 279 00:16:51,557 --> 00:16:54,100 That sounds like another word to me. 280 00:16:54,852 --> 00:16:57,520 Are you gonna take this seriously? 281 00:17:01,066 --> 00:17:02,733 Okay. 282 00:17:04,611 --> 00:17:07,488 Don't say that I have no sentiment. 283 00:17:08,365 --> 00:17:11,576 This is a movie stub from our first date. 284 00:17:11,743 --> 00:17:15,580 This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed. 285 00:17:16,123 --> 00:17:20,376 This is from the museum, the first time we... 286 00:17:20,544 --> 00:17:22,003 were together. 287 00:17:22,838 --> 00:17:28,217 Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter. 288 00:17:29,011 --> 00:17:31,554 I don't know what to say. I'm sorry. 289 00:17:32,431 --> 00:17:34,223 Though... 290 00:17:34,391 --> 00:17:36,475 you're not supposed to take these. 291 00:17:39,855 --> 00:17:42,773 It's like a million years old. 292 00:17:42,941 --> 00:17:46,402 We actually... We have people looking for that. 293 00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:53,159 Oh, this always happens. 294 00:17:53,702 --> 00:17:55,203 Here, let me, um... 295 00:17:55,704 --> 00:17:57,163 Thank you. 296 00:18:00,751 --> 00:18:03,377 You have very beautiful... 297 00:18:03,545 --> 00:18:05,171 eye. 298 00:18:07,049 --> 00:18:08,799 My friends all think this is weird. 299 00:18:09,468 --> 00:18:13,596 I thought it was gonna be weird. I almost called to cancel, but it really isn't. 300 00:18:13,972 --> 00:18:17,558 I know. I mean, it's like me and your dad, that's a totally separate thing. 301 00:18:17,726 --> 00:18:19,060 Oh, I totally agree. 302 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:23,105 I mean, we're just two people who find each other... 303 00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:25,358 very attractive. 304 00:18:25,525 --> 00:18:27,109 Right? 305 00:18:37,829 --> 00:18:41,165 - What? - Nothing, nothing. 306 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,584 No, no, really. Oh, was that not okay? 307 00:18:43,752 --> 00:18:45,127 No, no, no, that was good. 308 00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:48,714 That was, uh... That was a good kiss. 309 00:18:49,508 --> 00:18:52,677 - Oh, my God. It didn't remind you of my...? - Oh, don't say it. 310 00:18:53,470 --> 00:18:54,762 - But it did, didn't it? - Yes! 311 00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:56,597 Oh, man. 312 00:18:56,765 --> 00:18:58,599 I know. 313 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,944 I got it. 314 00:19:14,366 --> 00:19:15,866 Oh. 315 00:19:16,034 --> 00:19:18,744 - Hey. - Hey. 316 00:19:18,912 --> 00:19:22,456 - I want you to know how sorry I am... - It's okay. 317 00:19:22,624 --> 00:19:24,500 Chandler's the one I'm mad at, so... 318 00:19:25,043 --> 00:19:27,545 Well, I'm still sorry. 319 00:19:28,255 --> 00:19:31,132 - Is he here? - In the box. 320 00:19:39,016 --> 00:19:40,057 Chandler? 321 00:19:40,225 --> 00:19:42,852 Oh, he can't talk right now. 322 00:19:43,812 --> 00:19:45,146 Why not? What's going on? 323 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:48,357 He's trying to show Joey how much he means to him. 324 00:19:49,401 --> 00:19:52,611 - By being in a box? - Joey had reasons. 325 00:19:54,197 --> 00:19:55,531 They were threefold. 326 00:19:57,909 --> 00:19:59,994 Oh. Well, uh... 327 00:20:00,954 --> 00:20:04,081 you not being able to talk might actually make this easier. 328 00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,418 Listen, um... 329 00:20:15,927 --> 00:20:17,303 Listen. 330 00:20:17,471 --> 00:20:23,768 I don't wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. 331 00:20:23,935 --> 00:20:27,772 I just... I can't stand seeing what this is doing to you guys. 332 00:20:27,939 --> 00:20:30,733 And I don't wanna be the cause of that. 333 00:20:31,777 --> 00:20:34,278 So I don't think we can see each other anymore. 334 00:20:35,447 --> 00:20:37,865 I'm gonna go to my mom's in Chicago. 335 00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:40,701 I'm gonna stay there for a while. 336 00:20:45,749 --> 00:20:49,585 I think this could have been something really amazing. 337 00:20:49,753 --> 00:20:54,298 But, you know, this is probably for the best. 338 00:20:54,466 --> 00:20:56,300 You know? 339 00:21:01,139 --> 00:21:02,932 I'm gonna miss you. 340 00:21:05,977 --> 00:21:08,062 Goodbye, Chandler. 341 00:21:17,489 --> 00:21:20,157 Open the box. 342 00:21:20,659 --> 00:21:22,159 What? - He can still catch her. 343 00:21:22,327 --> 00:21:25,955 Hey, come on. Get out of there. Get out of there. 344 00:21:27,374 --> 00:21:30,251 - So...? - Yeah, we're gonna be fine. Get out. 345 00:21:32,462 --> 00:21:33,838 - Yeah? - Yeah. 346 00:21:34,005 --> 00:21:36,298 You did some real good thinking in there. 347 00:21:37,175 --> 00:21:38,217 I mean, this is... 348 00:21:43,181 --> 00:21:45,099 Now go. You could still catch her. 349 00:21:45,267 --> 00:21:48,018 And merry Christmas from your Secret Santa. 350 00:21:51,690 --> 00:21:54,525 All right, who got Chandler? Because I need to trade. 351 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,324 Oh, he sees her. 352 00:22:02,492 --> 00:22:05,369 Aw, and he's catching up to her. 353 00:22:06,121 --> 00:22:08,038 Oh, she sees him. 354 00:22:08,415 --> 00:22:10,624 - Oh, they're hugging. Aw. 355 00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:14,503 He's taking her purse. 356 00:22:15,297 --> 00:22:19,508 Uh, that's not them. I'm gonna go call the police. 357 00:22:21,928 --> 00:22:23,387 - Oh, there they are. - Where? 358 00:22:23,555 --> 00:22:24,930 - Ah! - Oh. 359 00:22:25,098 --> 00:22:26,390 Aw. 360 00:22:30,562 --> 00:22:32,730 All right, get a room.