1 00:00:05,199 --> 00:00:07,576 - Okay. - Come on, no peeking. 2 00:00:07,744 --> 00:00:11,663 Our eyes are closed, and we're about to cross the street. Very good. 3 00:00:11,831 --> 00:00:13,623 Okay. Open up. 4 00:00:17,503 --> 00:00:22,924 What do you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchen van. 5 00:00:24,469 --> 00:00:26,094 Yeah, it's for our catering business. 6 00:00:26,262 --> 00:00:28,305 Oh. - I think I know that girl. 7 00:00:30,433 --> 00:00:34,019 - We're not gonna keep it this way, though. - No? 8 00:00:34,187 --> 00:00:37,230 We're gonna paint over the sword and replace it with a baguette. 9 00:00:37,398 --> 00:00:39,066 Oh. 10 00:00:39,233 --> 00:00:42,486 Um, also, we don't know what to do with this. 11 00:00:45,281 --> 00:00:47,532 Oh, yeah, I definitely know her. 12 00:01:38,376 --> 00:01:41,628 Remember that guy from cooking school that put cilantro in everything? 13 00:01:41,796 --> 00:01:43,630 - Oh, sure, Cilantro Larry. Yeah. 14 00:01:44,465 --> 00:01:47,926 Well, I'm gonna fill in for him as food critic for the Chelsea Reporter. 15 00:01:48,094 --> 00:01:52,931 Wow. Monica, what an amazing opportunity to influence... 16 00:01:53,099 --> 00:01:54,641 dozens of people. 17 00:01:57,270 --> 00:01:59,479 What about our catering business? 18 00:01:59,647 --> 00:02:01,481 Oh, no, no, it's just one night a week. 19 00:02:01,649 --> 00:02:04,276 Plus, I get to take all of you out for free dinners. 20 00:02:04,444 --> 00:02:05,610 Hey. Oh. 21 00:02:05,778 --> 00:02:06,862 Well, in that case: 22 00:02:10,992 --> 00:02:13,326 - That was me hopping on board. Oh. 23 00:02:14,203 --> 00:02:18,331 Hey, guys. Hey, Ross. Quick question for you. 24 00:02:18,499 --> 00:02:20,000 Are you ready to party? 25 00:02:21,252 --> 00:02:23,879 I don't know, I could maybe go out for a couple of beers. 26 00:02:24,046 --> 00:02:28,175 But there's this thing about bumblebees on the Discovery Channel. 27 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:33,555 No, no, no, I don't think you heard me. Are you ready to party? 28 00:02:35,057 --> 00:02:36,850 No. 29 00:02:37,018 --> 00:02:39,186 Gandalf? Gandalf is coming to town? 30 00:02:39,353 --> 00:02:41,480 Kathy's with her parents, I have nothing to do. 31 00:02:41,647 --> 00:02:44,024 Tomorrow we are partying with Gandalf, dude. 32 00:02:44,567 --> 00:02:48,945 Dude, we are so gonna party. Yeah. 33 00:02:49,113 --> 00:02:50,989 Wow, okay. Dude alert. 34 00:02:53,159 --> 00:02:54,493 And who is this guy? 35 00:02:54,660 --> 00:02:58,914 Mike "Gandalf" Ganderson. Only, like, the funnest guy in the world. 36 00:02:59,081 --> 00:03:00,707 I'm gonna call and get off work tomorrow. 37 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:04,044 Oh. I'm gonna call after you. 38 00:03:04,212 --> 00:03:07,172 This is gonna be so cool. Dude, we never party anymore. 39 00:03:07,340 --> 00:03:09,591 Whoo! 40 00:03:10,092 --> 00:03:13,595 All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van? 41 00:03:14,722 --> 00:03:17,933 What do you mean, we never have fun? You have fun with me. 42 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:22,229 Remember the time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book? 43 00:03:23,856 --> 00:03:28,527 Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandalf is like the party wizard. 44 00:03:28,694 --> 00:03:32,322 - Well, why do you call him Gandalf? - Gandalf the wizard. 45 00:03:34,408 --> 00:03:37,035 Hello? Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school? 46 00:03:38,663 --> 00:03:40,080 No, I had sex in high school. 47 00:03:46,754 --> 00:03:50,840 Oh. Uh, Joanna? I was wondering if I could ask you something. 48 00:03:51,008 --> 00:03:53,718 There's an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss... 49 00:03:53,886 --> 00:03:55,929 Okay, but that would be a step down for me. 50 00:03:56,097 --> 00:03:58,557 No, actually, I meant for me. 51 00:03:59,141 --> 00:04:01,268 The hiring committee is meeting people all day and... 52 00:04:01,435 --> 00:04:06,439 Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but I guess you can't stay my assistant forever. 53 00:04:06,607 --> 00:04:09,526 Neither can you, Sophie, but for different reasons. 54 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,446 I'm so glad you don't have a problem with this. 55 00:04:13,614 --> 00:04:15,949 If you did, I wouldn't have considered applying. 56 00:04:16,117 --> 00:04:17,158 Really? In that case... 57 00:04:17,326 --> 00:04:19,536 And that's why I'm so glad there's no problem. 58 00:04:20,162 --> 00:04:24,165 Yeah, it's fine. I'm on the hiring committee, so there'll be one friendly face. 59 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:25,750 Oh, that's great. 60 00:04:25,918 --> 00:04:28,503 - You know, Junior Miss is where I started. - Really? 61 00:04:28,671 --> 00:04:31,923 I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job. 62 00:04:33,009 --> 00:04:36,553 - Really? - No. Ha, ha. 63 00:04:36,721 --> 00:04:38,305 Yeah. 64 00:04:39,307 --> 00:04:42,017 - I mean, no. No, no, no. Ha, ha. - No. Ha, ha. 65 00:04:42,184 --> 00:04:45,520 I'm sure with your qualifications, you won't need to sleep with some guy. 66 00:04:45,688 --> 00:04:46,730 Oh. Ha, ha. 67 00:04:46,897 --> 00:04:49,024 Although, uh, I might need some convincing. 68 00:04:51,193 --> 00:04:53,236 - Um... Oh. - Kidding. Ha, ha. 69 00:04:55,823 --> 00:04:57,574 - God, I feel wild today. - Aah! 70 00:05:02,663 --> 00:05:05,999 Oh, man, I am so excited, I may vomit. 71 00:05:07,335 --> 00:05:10,920 Will you calm down? He's just a human guy. 72 00:05:11,422 --> 00:05:13,882 Look, you don't understand. Gandalf is amazing. 73 00:05:14,050 --> 00:05:15,675 You never know what's gonna happen. 74 00:05:15,843 --> 00:05:20,305 You go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia. 75 00:05:20,473 --> 00:05:23,099 - Really? - Oh, yeah, it's beautiful country up there. 76 00:05:23,893 --> 00:05:25,518 Hey. Okay. 77 00:05:25,686 --> 00:05:30,523 I got my passport, fresh socks, and a snakebite kit. 78 00:05:31,233 --> 00:05:33,360 It's not gonna be exactly like last time. 79 00:05:35,196 --> 00:05:36,363 All right, I'll see you guys. 80 00:05:36,530 --> 00:05:39,157 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 81 00:05:39,784 --> 00:05:42,202 I have an audition, but I'll hook up with you later. 82 00:05:42,370 --> 00:05:44,204 - Where you gonna be around noon? Heh. 83 00:05:44,372 --> 00:05:46,498 Somewhere maybe along the equator? 84 00:05:48,751 --> 00:05:50,168 Okay. 85 00:05:52,672 --> 00:05:53,963 Hello? 86 00:05:54,131 --> 00:05:55,298 It's Gandalf. 87 00:05:58,219 --> 00:06:00,095 So are you in town? 88 00:06:02,223 --> 00:06:03,765 Oh, well... 89 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:06,393 Well, maybe next time, then. 90 00:06:07,269 --> 00:06:08,353 What happened? 91 00:06:08,521 --> 00:06:10,605 He's not gonna make it. He's stuck in Chicago. 92 00:06:10,773 --> 00:06:12,107 Oh, man. 93 00:06:12,274 --> 00:06:14,943 Chicago's so lucky. 94 00:06:15,653 --> 00:06:19,614 Stupid, useless Canadian money. 95 00:06:25,162 --> 00:06:28,123 You have a very impressive résumé, Ms. Green. 96 00:06:28,290 --> 00:06:32,627 I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system. 97 00:06:32,795 --> 00:06:34,295 Thank you. 98 00:06:34,463 --> 00:06:38,425 Filing system? Oh, you mean those little colored labels you put on all the folders? 99 00:06:38,592 --> 00:06:41,970 It certainly did brighten up the inside of the filing cabinets. 100 00:06:42,805 --> 00:06:46,599 Well, they, uh... They did more than that. 101 00:06:46,767 --> 00:06:50,812 I notice that you've been entrusted with a lot of important responsibilities. 102 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:55,483 Yes. Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me. 103 00:06:55,651 --> 00:06:59,446 Oh. And Rachel has been really incredible at getting my morning bagel. 104 00:06:59,613 --> 00:07:02,240 It's amazing how she gets it right almost every time. 105 00:07:03,743 --> 00:07:06,703 Of course, I have more responsibilities than that. 106 00:07:06,871 --> 00:07:12,459 Oh, yes, of course. There's the coffee too. Rachel can carry two things at once. 107 00:07:13,502 --> 00:07:15,962 That's, uh, very good. 108 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:19,174 Now, a big part of this job... 109 00:07:19,341 --> 00:07:23,261 is cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers. 110 00:07:23,429 --> 00:07:25,972 - Yes, I realize... Rachel shouldn't have any problem. 111 00:07:26,140 --> 00:07:29,851 Her only problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what I mean. 112 00:07:30,978 --> 00:07:32,729 I love working with designers. 113 00:07:32,897 --> 00:07:36,024 With them, under them, what's the difference, eh, Rach? 114 00:07:41,947 --> 00:07:43,948 Hey. My first review is out. 115 00:07:44,116 --> 00:07:46,868 Oh! Oh, the Chelsea Reporter. 116 00:07:47,036 --> 00:07:50,330 Ah. These used to keep me so warm. 117 00:07:50,998 --> 00:07:53,374 - All right, look, I'm on the back page. - Ooh. Oh! 118 00:07:53,542 --> 00:07:57,754 Okay. "Would I go back to Allesandro's? Sure, but I would have to order two meals. 119 00:07:57,922 --> 00:08:01,508 One for me, and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head." 120 00:08:02,218 --> 00:08:04,636 Wow, you really laid into this place. 121 00:08:04,804 --> 00:08:07,972 Hey, they don't pay me a penny a word to make friends. 122 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:11,643 Ooh, I gotta go. I found a guy who could fix up the van for catering. 123 00:08:11,811 --> 00:08:14,020 - Oh. You want me to go with you? - No, no, it's okay. 124 00:08:14,188 --> 00:08:16,898 But are we sure we don't want the waterbed? 125 00:08:17,650 --> 00:08:20,610 - Haven't we made this decision? - Yeah, all right. 126 00:08:22,404 --> 00:08:23,863 - Bye. - Bye. 127 00:08:30,162 --> 00:08:31,204 Who is it? 128 00:08:31,372 --> 00:08:34,165 It's Allesandro, from Allesandro's. 129 00:08:35,793 --> 00:08:36,835 Oh, my God. 130 00:08:37,002 --> 00:08:40,255 I wanna talk to you about your review. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 131 00:08:40,422 --> 00:08:42,632 Call me on the phone. 132 00:08:43,259 --> 00:08:45,677 What, so you can hang up on me? 133 00:08:45,845 --> 00:08:48,596 I'm never gonna let you up, so you may as well just go away. 134 00:08:48,764 --> 00:08:49,973 Just give me a chance to... 135 00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:52,433 Do you need to get in? Here you go. 136 00:08:52,601 --> 00:08:54,644 - No, Phoebe! Oh, hey, Monica. 137 00:09:00,985 --> 00:09:04,863 I want a retraction. Our food is not "inedible swill." 138 00:09:05,030 --> 00:09:06,072 I couldn't eat it. 139 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,742 I have five friends who couldn't eat it, and one of them eats books. 140 00:09:11,078 --> 00:09:13,329 Well, our service is not "grossly incompetent." 141 00:09:13,497 --> 00:09:16,624 The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants. 142 00:09:17,877 --> 00:09:21,671 Well, you said that we accept the Discover Card... 143 00:09:21,839 --> 00:09:24,257 which we do not. 144 00:09:24,717 --> 00:09:27,135 All right, that I'll retract. 145 00:09:27,303 --> 00:09:30,513 But I stand by my review. I know food, and that wasn't it. 146 00:09:30,973 --> 00:09:33,057 Your marinara sauce tastes like tomato juice. 147 00:09:33,225 --> 00:09:36,185 You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery. 148 00:09:36,353 --> 00:09:38,688 Hey, I'm proud of that sauce. It's delicious. 149 00:09:38,856 --> 00:09:40,273 Oh, my God. 150 00:09:40,441 --> 00:09:43,234 You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good? 151 00:09:43,402 --> 00:09:44,527 Where are you even from? 152 00:09:46,238 --> 00:09:48,072 Lebanon. 153 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:50,491 Hand me those tomatoes. 154 00:09:50,659 --> 00:09:54,162 I'm gonna show you what it should taste like. Come on, hand them to me. 155 00:09:55,331 --> 00:09:58,833 How long is this gonna take? I got another critic I gotta go yell at. 156 00:10:05,174 --> 00:10:08,134 Ahem. Uh, Joanna, I wanna talk about that interview. 157 00:10:08,302 --> 00:10:10,553 I thought it went very well. 158 00:10:11,388 --> 00:10:16,184 No, it didn't. That's what I wanna talk to you about. 159 00:10:17,102 --> 00:10:19,312 Now, just to brief you... 160 00:10:21,023 --> 00:10:23,024 I may cry. 161 00:10:24,026 --> 00:10:27,946 But they are not tears of sadness or of anger... 162 00:10:28,113 --> 00:10:30,573 but just of me having this discussion with you. 163 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:33,451 Rachel, please, don't make a scene. 164 00:10:34,119 --> 00:10:36,245 There's nobody here. 165 00:10:36,413 --> 00:10:38,247 Sophie, get in here. 166 00:10:40,334 --> 00:10:43,211 You see? Now you're making Sophie uncomfortable. 167 00:10:43,379 --> 00:10:45,088 She's not making me uncomfortable. 168 00:10:45,255 --> 00:10:49,342 Congratulations, you've just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out. 169 00:10:52,096 --> 00:10:53,721 Do you want me to quit? 170 00:10:53,889 --> 00:10:55,974 What? What would make you think that? 171 00:10:57,059 --> 00:10:59,477 Well, all of those things you said in the interview. 172 00:10:59,645 --> 00:11:02,772 If you believe any of them, I must not be a very good assistant. 173 00:11:04,775 --> 00:11:05,984 You know what? 174 00:11:06,485 --> 00:11:09,904 I am just going to pack up my desk... 175 00:11:11,198 --> 00:11:14,826 and I will be gone by the end of the day. 176 00:11:18,288 --> 00:11:22,000 Well, I guess there's no use me sticking around till the end of the day. 177 00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:24,127 Wait, wait, wait. 178 00:11:24,294 --> 00:11:27,088 You can put your sad little muffin back in its drawer. 179 00:11:27,923 --> 00:11:32,468 If you must know the truth, I didn't wanna lose a good assistant. 180 00:11:32,803 --> 00:11:33,845 What? 181 00:11:34,013 --> 00:11:38,683 That's why I said all those things about your flirting and your drinking. 182 00:11:39,268 --> 00:11:40,518 My drinking? 183 00:11:41,937 --> 00:11:44,564 Oh. I must have said that after you left. 184 00:11:45,899 --> 00:11:47,275 Said what, exactly? 185 00:11:47,443 --> 00:11:49,235 That you enjoy the occasional drink... 186 00:11:49,403 --> 00:11:51,237 - ing binge. 187 00:11:52,531 --> 00:11:55,116 Oh, my God. Oh. That is it. I'm leaving. 188 00:11:55,284 --> 00:11:58,619 - You are just a horrible person. - No, wait, wait, wait. 189 00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:01,706 Now, if you're gonna get all sensitive about it. 190 00:12:01,874 --> 00:12:03,249 I don't want to lose you. 191 00:12:03,417 --> 00:12:05,960 What if I create a position for you? 192 00:12:06,128 --> 00:12:09,130 I'll make you assistant buyer in this department. 193 00:12:10,549 --> 00:12:13,051 - Say more things like that. - Um... 194 00:12:13,844 --> 00:12:16,846 You can have your own office and a raise, effective tomorrow. 195 00:12:17,639 --> 00:12:20,224 - I'd need an expense account. - Done. 196 00:12:20,768 --> 00:12:23,311 - And an assistant. - Sophie, get in here. 197 00:12:25,647 --> 00:12:29,567 Now it seems like a lifetime, doesn't it? Starting from... 198 00:12:29,735 --> 00:12:31,319 Hey, what are you guys doing here? 199 00:12:31,487 --> 00:12:35,156 I thought you'd be partying with Gandoldorf. 200 00:12:35,866 --> 00:12:38,993 It's Gandalf, and he's not coming. 201 00:12:39,161 --> 00:12:42,497 - So you've been sitting here all morning? - No. 202 00:12:42,664 --> 00:12:45,166 I balanced my checkbook. 203 00:12:45,751 --> 00:12:49,045 Yeah, and I gave first names to all the foosball players. 204 00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:53,341 I can't believe he didn't come. 205 00:12:53,509 --> 00:12:56,803 So what if he didn't come? We can still go out and party ourselves. 206 00:12:56,970 --> 00:13:00,640 Oh, no, you know, with Gandalf, we'd be out all night. 207 00:13:00,808 --> 00:13:05,061 Yeah, we'd meet total strangers and hang out with them. 208 00:13:05,229 --> 00:13:06,687 Well, we could do that. 209 00:13:08,065 --> 00:13:10,608 There was other stuff too. 210 00:13:11,276 --> 00:13:13,069 We'll do it all, and better. 211 00:13:13,237 --> 00:13:16,030 Look, after tonight, Gandalf will wanna party with us, dude. 212 00:13:16,198 --> 00:13:17,240 Come on. 213 00:13:17,825 --> 00:13:20,201 - Yeah. Yeah. 214 00:13:20,369 --> 00:13:23,788 - It's not like we don't know how to party. - Yeah. All right. Let's go. 215 00:13:23,956 --> 00:13:25,915 And maybe we could end up on a boat again? 216 00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:27,542 Yeah! - All right! 217 00:13:27,709 --> 00:13:28,918 Ah! 218 00:13:29,419 --> 00:13:32,463 Hey, hey, hey. When were we on a boat? 219 00:13:32,631 --> 00:13:34,423 Remember that really cold morning... 220 00:13:34,591 --> 00:13:37,260 when you woke up and those dogs were licking your face? 221 00:13:37,427 --> 00:13:39,095 Yeah. - Those were seals, man. 222 00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:49,981 Hey, how do you think this suit would look on an assistant buyer...? 223 00:13:50,149 --> 00:13:52,275 The owner of Allesandro's came to yell at me... 224 00:13:52,442 --> 00:13:55,653 but I made him some sauce, and he offered me the job as head chef. 225 00:13:55,821 --> 00:13:56,863 Oh, my God. 226 00:13:57,030 --> 00:14:01,242 You just ruined the thing I was practicing the whole way home, but I'm so happy. 227 00:14:02,119 --> 00:14:04,704 Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen. 228 00:14:04,872 --> 00:14:05,913 Oh, you've waited so long. 229 00:14:06,081 --> 00:14:08,124 Ha, ha, oh. Oh. 230 00:14:08,292 --> 00:14:10,751 - Hey. - Hey, Pheebs. Quick question for you. 231 00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:15,298 How do you think this suit would look on an assistant buyer at Bloomingdale's? 232 00:14:15,465 --> 00:14:19,260 I don't know. It would totally depend on her coloring and... 233 00:14:19,761 --> 00:14:21,304 - You got the job! Yes! 234 00:14:21,471 --> 00:14:24,348 Oh! You got the job? Why didn't you tell me? 235 00:14:26,977 --> 00:14:30,646 Oh. It's gonna be so great. I'm gonna get to help decide what we sell. 236 00:14:30,814 --> 00:14:33,482 I'm gonna have an office with walls and everything. 237 00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:36,611 - I'm gonna have walls. Aw. 238 00:14:36,778 --> 00:14:40,114 Is this the day of good news or what? I got us a job. 239 00:14:40,282 --> 00:14:41,365 The wedding reception. 240 00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:42,992 Oh. 241 00:14:43,952 --> 00:14:47,455 Um, Phoebe, I kind of need to talk to you about that. 242 00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:51,125 Um... 243 00:14:51,877 --> 00:14:56,047 Well, I think it might be time for me to take a step back from the catering. 244 00:14:56,215 --> 00:14:58,966 - But we've only had one job. - Tsk. 245 00:14:59,134 --> 00:15:03,888 I know, but now we have this second one, and it just feels like it's snowballing. 246 00:15:05,182 --> 00:15:06,515 Yeah, what are you saying? 247 00:15:07,142 --> 00:15:10,019 I got offered the head-chef job at Allesandro's. 248 00:15:10,437 --> 00:15:14,690 - What? - It's okay, you don't really need me. 249 00:15:15,192 --> 00:15:17,235 You're the cook. 250 00:15:18,028 --> 00:15:20,696 Without you, it's just me driving up to people's houses... 251 00:15:20,864 --> 00:15:22,865 with empty trays and asking for money. 252 00:15:26,828 --> 00:15:27,828 All right. 253 00:15:27,996 --> 00:15:31,415 But, um, well, I'll pay you back all the money you invested. 254 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:34,710 - And you can keep the van. - For what? 255 00:15:36,338 --> 00:15:39,757 I can't believe this. I gotta get out of here. 256 00:15:39,925 --> 00:15:42,051 Phoebe, wait a minute. 257 00:15:45,305 --> 00:15:47,682 I'm an assistant buyer! 258 00:15:52,187 --> 00:15:55,731 All right, we'll get a little coffee, get energized, then we'll head back out. 259 00:15:55,899 --> 00:15:58,192 - Yeah, all right. - Okay. 260 00:16:01,363 --> 00:16:05,366 So we're having fun, right? We don't need that wizard guy. 261 00:16:05,534 --> 00:16:08,536 We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers... 262 00:16:08,704 --> 00:16:12,248 then after this, we'll go down to the docks and see about that boat thing. 263 00:16:14,251 --> 00:16:16,502 I'm kind of beat. 264 00:16:16,962 --> 00:16:18,546 Actually... 265 00:16:18,714 --> 00:16:20,214 me too. 266 00:16:20,382 --> 00:16:21,382 Are you serious? 267 00:16:21,550 --> 00:16:22,591 Yeah. 268 00:16:22,759 --> 00:16:24,510 Thank God. I'm exhausted. 269 00:16:27,014 --> 00:16:28,264 So you guys want coffees? 270 00:16:28,432 --> 00:16:31,600 Yeah, but I don't wanna be up too late, so I'll have a decaf. 271 00:16:31,768 --> 00:16:33,561 Yeah, me too. 272 00:16:33,729 --> 00:16:37,148 Actually, could I get some hot water with a little lemon? 273 00:16:37,858 --> 00:16:42,987 I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud? 274 00:16:43,155 --> 00:16:46,240 Oh. I can't hear a word you're saying, my ears are ringing so bad. 275 00:16:46,408 --> 00:16:49,994 Huh. I was glad I brought that extra pair of socks, you know? 276 00:16:50,162 --> 00:16:51,245 I used them as mittens. 277 00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:53,331 I didn't wanna touch a thing in that last place. 278 00:16:53,498 --> 00:16:54,749 Oh. 279 00:16:58,712 --> 00:17:01,088 How sad are we? 280 00:17:01,256 --> 00:17:02,590 Yeah, I know. 281 00:17:03,675 --> 00:17:05,551 You know what? We're not sad. 282 00:17:05,719 --> 00:17:08,054 We're not sad, we're just not 21 anymore, you know? 283 00:17:08,221 --> 00:17:09,722 I'm 29 years old, damn it. 284 00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:12,433 I wanna sit in a comfortable chair, watch television... 285 00:17:12,601 --> 00:17:14,435 and go to sleep at a reasonable hour. 286 00:17:14,603 --> 00:17:15,770 - Yeah. - Yeah. 287 00:17:15,937 --> 00:17:19,607 Yeah, and I like to hang out in a quiet place where I can talk to my friends. 288 00:17:19,775 --> 00:17:20,816 Yeah. 289 00:17:20,984 --> 00:17:25,821 And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath? 290 00:17:29,576 --> 00:17:31,118 We're 29. We're not women. 291 00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:42,004 Oh. There you are. 292 00:17:42,422 --> 00:17:45,257 Hey, I'm glad that you decided to hear me out. 293 00:17:45,425 --> 00:17:47,510 Okay, I'm hearing. 294 00:17:48,178 --> 00:17:50,346 I've been doing a lot of thinking. A lot. 295 00:17:50,806 --> 00:17:55,518 And, well, I came up with a whole bunch of businesses that you can do with your van. 296 00:17:55,685 --> 00:17:57,186 Okay, um... 297 00:17:57,729 --> 00:18:00,940 - You could be a flower delivery person. - What? 298 00:18:01,108 --> 00:18:03,234 Or a bakery delivery person. 299 00:18:04,611 --> 00:18:05,653 Pizza? 300 00:18:06,363 --> 00:18:08,239 Monica. 301 00:18:08,407 --> 00:18:11,158 All right, I got a whole bunch of stuff in this area... 302 00:18:11,326 --> 00:18:14,036 but I'm getting the feeling you don't wanna deliver. 303 00:18:15,414 --> 00:18:18,249 - No. - Okay. 304 00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:22,670 I'm guessing if you don't wanna deliver... 305 00:18:22,838 --> 00:18:25,923 you probably don't wanna pick up stuff either. 306 00:18:26,091 --> 00:18:27,633 No. 307 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,139 You know what? 308 00:18:33,557 --> 00:18:36,684 - Let's do the catering business. - Really? Are you sure? 309 00:18:36,852 --> 00:18:40,646 Yeah. You know, I made a commitment to you. 310 00:18:40,814 --> 00:18:43,858 - Know what? Lt'd be fun. - Oh, it will be fun. 311 00:18:44,025 --> 00:18:46,026 - Oh. Yay! - Aw. 312 00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:49,238 Okay. Ooh, let's plan the wedding reception. Okay. 313 00:18:53,285 --> 00:18:54,493 Wow. 314 00:18:56,413 --> 00:18:58,747 You really wanted me to do something with this van. 315 00:19:03,462 --> 00:19:06,338 You know what? I want you to take the chefjob. 316 00:19:06,965 --> 00:19:09,341 - Really? Yeah. 317 00:19:09,509 --> 00:19:11,635 That's what you really want. 318 00:19:11,803 --> 00:19:14,054 Yeah, I don't wanna be the reason you're unhappy. 319 00:19:14,222 --> 00:19:15,514 That would make me unhappy. 320 00:19:15,682 --> 00:19:18,726 And I really don't wanna be the reason I'm unhappy. 321 00:19:19,811 --> 00:19:21,479 Thank you. 322 00:19:23,982 --> 00:19:27,401 Besides, it might be kind of fun to form the new A-Team. 323 00:19:36,495 --> 00:19:39,413 Oh, hi, Mrs. Lynch. Is Joanna in already? 324 00:19:39,581 --> 00:19:42,291 Oh, my goodness. You haven't heard. 325 00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:43,959 Heard what? 326 00:19:44,127 --> 00:19:47,296 Joanna passed away last night. 327 00:19:47,464 --> 00:19:50,132 Oh, my God. How? 328 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:53,219 Well, she was leaving work, and she was hit by a cab. 329 00:19:53,386 --> 00:19:56,263 Oh, my God. Oh, I cannot believe it. 330 00:19:56,431 --> 00:19:59,683 - I know. - Oh, God. 331 00:19:59,851 --> 00:20:04,939 Oh, God. 332 00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:08,317 I didn't realize that you were so close. 333 00:20:08,485 --> 00:20:12,071 Yes. So close. 334 00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:19,828 Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time for all of us. 335 00:20:19,996 --> 00:20:23,832 But by any chance, did Joanna send any paperwork your way... 336 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,961 before it happened? 337 00:20:27,128 --> 00:20:29,463 No, nothing. 338 00:20:29,631 --> 00:20:34,260 Imagine, if she'd just stepped off that curb a few seconds later... 339 00:20:34,427 --> 00:20:39,390 Oh. Yes, yes, just a few seconds and she'd still be with us. 340 00:20:39,558 --> 00:20:41,976 Nothing about an assistant buyer? 341 00:20:42,519 --> 00:20:44,853 I'm sorry. I have to go. 342 00:20:47,315 --> 00:20:48,315 Good morning. 343 00:20:48,483 --> 00:20:51,443 Oh, Sophie, I guess you didn't hear about Joanna. 344 00:20:51,611 --> 00:20:53,112 I sure did. 345 00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:02,162 I'm so excited about having Monica come on board with us. 346 00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:06,166 Although I do feel bad about having fired Chef Emilio. 347 00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:09,086 It is like losing a member of the family. 348 00:21:09,254 --> 00:21:13,424 Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. 349 00:21:15,010 --> 00:21:17,678 Tony, Carlos, Marie... 350 00:21:17,846 --> 00:21:21,890 please tell your father how much we're going to miss him. 351 00:21:23,977 --> 00:21:27,730 Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place. 352 00:21:27,897 --> 00:21:30,816 Well, you all read the review. Ha, ha. 353 00:21:30,984 --> 00:21:33,319 So without much further ado... 354 00:21:33,486 --> 00:21:37,615 I present to you our new head chef. 355 00:21:43,788 --> 00:21:48,542 Um, I just wanna say, uh, that with a pinch of excitement... 356 00:21:48,710 --> 00:21:52,046 a dash of hard work, and a dollop of cooperation... 357 00:21:52,213 --> 00:21:54,173 we can have the recipe... 358 00:21:58,637 --> 00:21:59,887 Are you going to kill me?