1 00:00:02,974 --> 00:00:04,766 - Hey. Hey. 2 00:00:05,143 --> 00:00:06,935 Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything? 3 00:00:07,187 --> 00:00:09,855 Joey stuffing fifteen Oreos in his mouth. 4 00:00:11,149 --> 00:00:12,191 Fifteen? 5 00:00:12,442 --> 00:00:14,359 Your personal best! Ha, ha. 6 00:00:15,111 --> 00:00:16,195 Mm-mm. Mm. 7 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:20,616 Where were you? 8 00:00:20,909 --> 00:00:21,950 On a date. 9 00:00:22,118 --> 00:00:24,620 I met this girl on a train going to a museum upstate. 10 00:00:24,913 --> 00:00:27,748 Which museum? How'd you meet her? 11 00:00:28,124 --> 00:00:30,042 No. Answer his. 12 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,128 We were at the back of the train. 13 00:00:33,379 --> 00:00:36,715 I sat near the door so she'd have to pass by me... 14 00:00:36,966 --> 00:00:40,928 if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy. 15 00:00:41,137 --> 00:00:44,431 Were you so late because you were burying this woman? 16 00:00:44,849 --> 00:00:47,226 I'm late because she lives in Poughkeepsie. 17 00:00:47,435 --> 00:00:50,812 She seems great, but she's two and a half hours away. 18 00:00:51,064 --> 00:00:54,441 How can she be great if she's from Poughkeepsie? Ha-ha-ha. 19 00:00:55,652 --> 00:00:57,986 That joke would have killed in Albany. 20 00:00:58,988 --> 00:01:00,906 Done! I did it. 21 00:01:01,741 --> 00:01:03,617 Who's stupid now? 22 00:01:54,794 --> 00:01:57,629 Look! They're lighting the big Christmas tree tonight. 23 00:01:57,922 --> 00:01:59,840 Um, that paper is two weeks old. 24 00:02:01,718 --> 00:02:04,511 Who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash? 25 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:09,808 I really wanted to take Kathy to this. 26 00:02:10,018 --> 00:02:13,145 At least you have somebody to miss stuff with. 27 00:02:13,730 --> 00:02:15,564 I hate being alone this time of year. 28 00:02:16,024 --> 00:02:17,941 Next it's Valentine's Day... 29 00:02:18,192 --> 00:02:20,068 then my birthday, then bang! 30 00:02:20,361 --> 00:02:23,071 Then they're lighting that damn tree again. 31 00:02:24,324 --> 00:02:26,783 I want somebody! 32 00:02:29,871 --> 00:02:32,497 You know, I want a man! 33 00:02:37,253 --> 00:02:41,548 It doesn't even have to be a big relationship. Just a fling! 34 00:02:41,799 --> 00:02:44,926 I didn't think girls ever just wanted a fling. 35 00:02:45,219 --> 00:02:49,181 Let me tell you, it's been a long time since I've been flung. 36 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,851 I know what I'm giving you for Christmas. 37 00:02:56,356 --> 00:02:59,191 There are nice guys in my office. Want me to set you up? 38 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,609 Yeah. 39 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:04,988 I've been single a long time. Why haven't you offered before? 40 00:03:05,239 --> 00:03:07,866 I have a girlfriend. I'm happy. 41 00:03:08,368 --> 00:03:12,746 I no longer go out of my way to stop others from being happy. 42 00:03:13,873 --> 00:03:14,915 Okay. 43 00:03:15,666 --> 00:03:16,708 No accountants. 44 00:03:17,085 --> 00:03:20,379 And no one from "legal." I don't like boring jobs. 45 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:24,174 And Ross was what? A lion tamer? 46 00:03:28,304 --> 00:03:29,679 What's wrong, Mon? 47 00:03:29,972 --> 00:03:32,307 Everybody at work still hates me. 48 00:03:32,517 --> 00:03:33,683 I was making headway. 49 00:03:33,935 --> 00:03:37,104 Everyone was smiling at me, and then I get off work... 50 00:03:37,313 --> 00:03:40,524 and find out they wrote this on my chef's hat. 51 00:03:44,237 --> 00:03:48,323 Maybe they meant to write "Quiet, Bitch." 52 00:03:52,995 --> 00:03:54,788 What's the matter? 53 00:03:55,665 --> 00:03:57,624 Fine! Just trying to be nice. 54 00:04:00,128 --> 00:04:03,004 I haven't been picked on this much since kindergarten. 55 00:04:03,214 --> 00:04:07,217 And they brought in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. 56 00:04:09,971 --> 00:04:11,721 Aw. 57 00:04:13,307 --> 00:04:17,018 They're trying to make me quit. If it were any other job, I would. 58 00:04:17,186 --> 00:04:19,187 But I've waited for this my whole life. 59 00:04:19,730 --> 00:04:23,233 Wait, you're the boss. Yell at them. Or fire them! 60 00:04:23,860 --> 00:04:28,113 I would love to, but I can't. I'm not good at confrontation. 61 00:04:28,489 --> 00:04:29,698 You know what you can do? 62 00:04:29,991 --> 00:04:33,201 I read about this director, Orson Welles... 63 00:04:33,494 --> 00:04:37,414 who, at the beginning, would hire somebody just to fire them. 64 00:04:37,707 --> 00:04:40,375 Then they would all know who was boss. 65 00:04:42,253 --> 00:04:44,713 I'm not doing anything. Why not fire me? 66 00:04:46,883 --> 00:04:49,384 It's a good idea. Can you waiter? 67 00:04:49,552 --> 00:04:51,303 Good enough to get fired. 68 00:04:52,346 --> 00:04:54,097 All right. You're hired! 69 00:04:54,682 --> 00:04:55,724 Hey! 70 00:04:56,601 --> 00:05:01,605 That's why I got fired last week! Does Orson Welles direct commercials? 71 00:05:06,861 --> 00:05:07,903 Yes. 72 00:05:17,955 --> 00:05:20,957 I say, Drew? Are you seeing anybody right now? 73 00:05:21,542 --> 00:05:23,251 I'm not asking for me. 74 00:05:24,837 --> 00:05:27,172 I'm not gay. I'm not asking you out. 75 00:05:27,381 --> 00:05:29,049 I'm not gay. 76 00:05:29,550 --> 00:05:31,468 I didn't think you were gay. 77 00:05:31,761 --> 00:05:33,220 I do now. 78 00:05:35,806 --> 00:05:38,600 My friend, Rachel, wants to be set up. 79 00:05:38,976 --> 00:05:41,394 I just got out of a big relationship. 80 00:05:41,646 --> 00:05:43,563 I'm not looking to get serious. 81 00:05:43,814 --> 00:05:47,150 That's okay. A fling might be all right with her. 82 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:51,738 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this "Hot Rachel" that you took to the Christmas Party? 83 00:05:52,156 --> 00:05:54,491 By the way, that is her full name. 84 00:05:55,243 --> 00:05:56,910 Wow! I'm free for her. 85 00:05:57,119 --> 00:05:59,579 Wait, I didn't say I wasn't free. 86 00:06:00,581 --> 00:06:02,624 Let's talk it over at the Ranger game. 87 00:06:03,209 --> 00:06:06,002 Hold on. I just got a box of Cubans. 88 00:06:06,254 --> 00:06:08,713 I'll bring them by your office at 5. 89 00:06:09,632 --> 00:06:13,802 That's a little later than I usually stay, but sure. 90 00:06:14,011 --> 00:06:17,931 Before the game, we could enjoy some eight-year-old Basil Haydens. 91 00:06:18,641 --> 00:06:21,017 I don't know what that is, but let's! 92 00:06:26,524 --> 00:06:29,818 I'm writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it? 93 00:06:30,027 --> 00:06:31,987 Yeah! Yes! 94 00:06:33,823 --> 00:06:34,864 Okay. 95 00:06:36,284 --> 00:06:39,494 Happy Hanukkah, Monica 96 00:06:41,539 --> 00:06:44,666 May your Christmas be snowy, Joey 97 00:06:45,251 --> 00:06:47,711 Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross 98 00:06:47,962 --> 00:06:51,214 Spin the dreidel, Rachel 99 00:06:54,969 --> 00:06:56,469 - Pheebs, that's great! Oh, yay! 100 00:06:56,721 --> 00:07:00,599 But you know, uh, Rachel doesn't rhyme with dreidel. 101 00:07:01,225 --> 00:07:05,687 I know, but it's so hard. Nothing rhymes with your stupid name! 102 00:07:06,272 --> 00:07:09,190 What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel: 103 00:07:09,442 --> 00:07:13,737 Bagel, mail, jail, bail, cable. 104 00:07:13,946 --> 00:07:15,405 Maypole. 105 00:07:16,741 --> 00:07:18,533 All good. Thanks. 106 00:07:20,369 --> 00:07:23,955 Um, do you, maybe, have a nickname that's easier to rhyme? 107 00:07:24,206 --> 00:07:26,458 - Didn't your dad call you "Pumpkin"? - Oh, yeah. 108 00:07:27,793 --> 00:07:30,253 But did he ever call you "Budolph"? 109 00:07:33,758 --> 00:07:35,425 - Hello, children. Hey. 110 00:07:36,218 --> 00:07:39,137 Have I got the 50 guys for you! 111 00:07:39,889 --> 00:07:40,930 Really? 112 00:07:41,182 --> 00:07:42,932 I showed them your picture. 113 00:07:43,142 --> 00:07:46,144 Guys are throwing themselves at me and giving me stuff. 114 00:07:46,354 --> 00:07:48,146 - Knicks tonight? - Where are the seats? 115 00:07:48,439 --> 00:07:50,357 Wherever! I've got 20. 116 00:07:52,902 --> 00:07:54,444 Will I like any of these guys? 117 00:07:54,695 --> 00:07:56,571 You know, I'm going to, uh... 118 00:07:56,822 --> 00:07:59,240 play the field a little bit more. Chandler... 119 00:08:00,368 --> 00:08:03,620 Guys are signing over their 401 Ks to me. 120 00:08:04,622 --> 00:08:06,956 You work with robots? 121 00:08:10,711 --> 00:08:11,753 Yes. 122 00:08:13,923 --> 00:08:18,259 One guy, Patrick, you'll like him. He's nice, funny and a swimmer. 123 00:08:18,469 --> 00:08:20,178 I like swimmers' bodies. 124 00:08:20,388 --> 00:08:23,181 His dad made the magnetic strip on credit cards. 125 00:08:23,974 --> 00:08:25,016 I like credit cards! 126 00:08:26,644 --> 00:08:28,228 I'm not bad at this! 127 00:08:28,562 --> 00:08:31,106 - What does he do? - He works in fine foods. 128 00:08:31,399 --> 00:08:35,777 - You have a fine foods division? - It's a big company... 129 00:08:35,945 --> 00:08:39,072 Now, wait a second. You make food and robots? 130 00:08:40,783 --> 00:08:43,910 No, the robots just work for them. 131 00:08:45,162 --> 00:08:47,163 All right, I'm going to work. 132 00:08:47,790 --> 00:08:49,708 Does anybody have a problem with that? 133 00:08:49,959 --> 00:08:52,043 Yeah, lady. I do! 134 00:08:52,294 --> 00:08:53,336 I got a problem! 135 00:08:53,587 --> 00:08:55,672 I'll give you a problem! 136 00:08:56,215 --> 00:08:57,966 What will you do? Fire me? 137 00:08:58,175 --> 00:09:00,635 You bet your ass I'll fire you! 138 00:09:00,886 --> 00:09:02,595 See you later. 139 00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:10,645 I should go. I've got a date. 140 00:09:10,896 --> 00:09:12,021 With who? 141 00:09:12,314 --> 00:09:15,316 You know the girl who lives in Poughkeepsie? 142 00:09:15,526 --> 00:09:16,818 Not her. 143 00:09:17,528 --> 00:09:19,404 This is someone else. 144 00:09:19,655 --> 00:09:22,115 I can't decide between the two. 145 00:09:22,450 --> 00:09:26,786 The one from Poughkeepsie, though two hours away, is pretty... 146 00:09:26,996 --> 00:09:29,456 really smart and a lot of fun. 147 00:09:29,665 --> 00:09:33,668 But this other girl, she lives right uptown. 148 00:09:35,838 --> 00:09:38,047 She's just as pretty. 149 00:09:38,257 --> 00:09:40,008 I guess she's smart. 150 00:09:40,968 --> 00:09:42,552 She's not fun. 151 00:09:44,388 --> 00:09:47,265 If she's no fun, why date her at all? 152 00:09:47,516 --> 00:09:51,227 I want to give her a chance. She lives so close. 153 00:09:51,896 --> 00:09:56,107 And, at the end of the date, she said something that... 154 00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:59,402 if she was kidding, was very funny. 155 00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:04,657 If she wasn't kidding, she's not fun. She's stupid and racist. 156 00:10:07,453 --> 00:10:08,536 - Hey. - Hey. 157 00:10:08,788 --> 00:10:11,873 How was your first day at the restaurant? 158 00:10:12,082 --> 00:10:13,917 Damn! 159 00:10:20,883 --> 00:10:22,258 Hey. Hey. 160 00:10:22,468 --> 00:10:24,552 What happened to your fancy jacket? 161 00:10:24,762 --> 00:10:26,429 They baked it. 162 00:10:26,847 --> 00:10:27,972 I can't take this anymore. 163 00:10:28,182 --> 00:10:31,351 - I'm going to fire you tonight. - You got it. Oh, oh! 164 00:10:31,894 --> 00:10:32,894 What are you doing? 165 00:10:33,687 --> 00:10:35,814 You're still on fire there. 166 00:10:37,483 --> 00:10:39,359 I think you got it! 167 00:10:43,906 --> 00:10:47,325 Chandler, you have the best taste in men. 168 00:10:48,494 --> 00:10:50,620 Like father, like son. 169 00:10:51,664 --> 00:10:54,541 Patrick and I had such a great time last night! 170 00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:57,085 This could, maybe, get serious. 171 00:10:57,545 --> 00:11:01,297 I thought you weren't looking for serious. Just a fling? 172 00:11:01,549 --> 00:11:04,175 Well, you know, possibly. 173 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,973 You didn't tell him that, though, right? 174 00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:13,017 Uh, no? 175 00:11:14,228 --> 00:11:17,772 You told this guy that I was looking for a fling? 176 00:11:17,982 --> 00:11:20,275 - You don't tell him that! - Why not? 177 00:11:20,526 --> 00:11:22,777 I'd be thrilled if some hot girl... 178 00:11:22,945 --> 00:11:23,987 I see. 179 00:11:25,823 --> 00:11:28,992 You telling him I want a fling and me putting out... 180 00:11:29,243 --> 00:11:32,120 he's so going to get the wrong idea! 181 00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:38,585 Joey, could you pass the cheese? 182 00:11:40,754 --> 00:11:42,463 I'd prefer you didn't call me Joey. 183 00:11:42,715 --> 00:11:46,092 I thought it might be fun to try out a cool nickname. 184 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:47,302 Hey, Dragon! 185 00:11:49,263 --> 00:11:52,557 Here's your tips from Monday and Tuesday. 186 00:11:53,684 --> 00:11:55,476 There's $300 in this one. 187 00:11:55,728 --> 00:11:58,187 People get generous around the holidays. 188 00:11:58,397 --> 00:12:01,774 And it never hurts to wear tight trousers. 189 00:12:04,236 --> 00:12:07,155 Could the waiters listen to the specials? 190 00:12:07,323 --> 00:12:11,200 There's Chilean sea bass with a mango relish... 191 00:12:11,994 --> 00:12:13,453 Why is nobody writing these? 192 00:12:13,704 --> 00:12:14,996 We can remember them. 193 00:12:15,331 --> 00:12:19,375 Because you'll make up fake specials and make me cook them? 194 00:12:19,585 --> 00:12:22,337 Sure, that too. 195 00:12:23,714 --> 00:12:28,092 Forget the specials for a minute. Um, here's the thing... 196 00:12:29,595 --> 00:12:31,679 For the last two weeks I have, uh... 197 00:12:32,723 --> 00:12:36,517 tried hard to create a positive atmosphere. 198 00:12:36,727 --> 00:12:38,186 Can't hear you! 199 00:12:40,189 --> 00:12:42,106 Positive atmosphere. 200 00:12:42,316 --> 00:12:44,943 But I've had it up to here. 201 00:12:48,572 --> 00:12:51,699 From now on, it is going to be my way... 202 00:12:52,451 --> 00:12:55,578 or the highway. All right? 203 00:12:56,497 --> 00:12:59,332 Does anybody have a problem with that? 204 00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:09,550 Hey, new guy. 205 00:13:10,219 --> 00:13:14,013 I said, does anybody have a problem with that? 206 00:13:15,474 --> 00:13:17,141 No, ma'am. 207 00:13:18,894 --> 00:13:21,270 He has a name. It's Dragon. 208 00:13:23,107 --> 00:13:26,067 You want to know your name? Check your hat. 209 00:13:26,318 --> 00:13:28,611 We did the hat, right? 210 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,077 - What the hell just happened? - I am so sorry. 211 00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:37,704 I was going to do it. 212 00:13:37,913 --> 00:13:41,541 But I was standing there with $327 in one hand... 213 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:45,086 and $238 in the other. And I was thinking... 214 00:13:45,295 --> 00:13:47,755 it's been a long time since I had... 215 00:13:49,174 --> 00:13:51,801 327 plus $238! 216 00:13:53,262 --> 00:13:56,931 We had a deal! It's why you're here. I've got to fire you! 217 00:13:57,182 --> 00:13:59,600 And I got to pay rent! 218 00:14:02,104 --> 00:14:03,771 How about you don't fire me. 219 00:14:03,981 --> 00:14:06,607 Instead, I stay. I gain their trust. 220 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:10,194 They'll listen to the nice things I say about you. 221 00:14:11,613 --> 00:14:12,780 What nice things? 222 00:14:13,073 --> 00:14:16,492 Nothing yet. They hate you, and I want to fit in. 223 00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:20,830 Happy Hanukkah, Chandler and Monica, Merry, merry... 224 00:14:21,081 --> 00:14:23,082 You know what, Pheebs? 225 00:14:24,209 --> 00:14:26,085 I'm not Jewish so... 226 00:14:26,628 --> 00:14:29,714 Ross doesn't decorate his tree with floss... 227 00:14:29,965 --> 00:14:31,966 but he's not complaining. 228 00:14:35,971 --> 00:14:37,597 Bad dream? 229 00:14:38,307 --> 00:14:39,432 I wasn't sleeping. 230 00:14:41,226 --> 00:14:43,144 What was Phoebe's song about? 231 00:14:44,521 --> 00:14:47,273 It's the one with the cat. 232 00:14:48,859 --> 00:14:51,861 I got to go. I've got another date. 233 00:14:52,446 --> 00:14:53,821 Did you pick one yet? 234 00:14:54,073 --> 00:14:57,950 It turns out the one from uptown was making a joke. 235 00:14:58,535 --> 00:15:02,330 It was a different joke. It wasn't that funny. 236 00:15:03,373 --> 00:15:04,832 So I'm still torn. 237 00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:07,168 You don't like the one from uptown. 238 00:15:07,336 --> 00:15:10,171 And you're exhausted from dating Poughkeepsie. 239 00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:12,256 Just end them both! 240 00:15:12,508 --> 00:15:15,176 Go to Poughkeepsie and break up with her. 241 00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:17,178 Then break up with uptown. 242 00:15:17,387 --> 00:15:20,014 By the time you get home, you're done! 243 00:15:21,517 --> 00:15:23,434 You're right. Thank you. 244 00:15:24,478 --> 00:15:27,772 I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague. 245 00:15:28,816 --> 00:15:31,859 - Prague? - So much you don't know. 246 00:15:45,207 --> 00:15:46,207 Chandler? 247 00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,835 Patrick just, uh, ended things with me. 248 00:15:49,044 --> 00:15:54,132 Did you or didn't you tell him I wanted a serious relationship? 249 00:15:54,633 --> 00:15:56,425 I did! I absolutely did! 250 00:15:56,844 --> 00:15:58,427 You idiot! 251 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,930 I'm sure you're right. But why? 252 00:16:01,723 --> 00:16:06,060 You don't tell a guy that you want a serious relationship. 253 00:16:06,436 --> 00:16:08,229 Now you scared him away! 254 00:16:08,522 --> 00:16:11,440 I am sorry. I am so sorry. 255 00:16:11,608 --> 00:16:14,652 You should never be allowed to talk to people! 256 00:16:15,487 --> 00:16:17,113 I know, I know! 257 00:16:17,364 --> 00:16:20,324 Now I'm right back where I started. 258 00:16:20,576 --> 00:16:22,076 This sucks! 259 00:16:22,286 --> 00:16:24,328 Being alone sucks! 260 00:16:25,038 --> 00:16:26,914 You'll meet somebody. 261 00:16:27,207 --> 00:16:29,083 You're a great catch! 262 00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:34,088 When I told those guys about you, I didn't have to lie once. 263 00:16:35,507 --> 00:16:36,841 - Really? - Yeah. 264 00:16:38,093 --> 00:16:40,595 You graduated magna cum laude, right? 265 00:16:41,513 --> 00:16:42,555 No. 266 00:16:42,806 --> 00:16:44,765 It doesn't matter. 267 00:16:47,227 --> 00:16:51,439 I got tickets to the Ranger game. You want to come with me? 268 00:16:52,357 --> 00:16:54,525 Cute guys in little shorts? 269 00:16:54,735 --> 00:16:56,027 Sure. 270 00:16:57,487 --> 00:17:02,283 Actually, it's a hockey team. Angry Canadians with no teeth. 271 00:17:02,492 --> 00:17:04,911 That sounds fun too. Thank you. 272 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,245 Okay. 273 00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:12,418 Have you ever been with a woman? 274 00:17:14,046 --> 00:17:15,171 What? 275 00:17:15,339 --> 00:17:17,548 What is the matter with you? 276 00:17:17,799 --> 00:17:21,385 There is no good time to ask that question. 277 00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:28,643 The station is Poughkeepsie. Poughkeepsie! 278 00:17:30,729 --> 00:17:33,564 Ross? 279 00:17:34,483 --> 00:17:36,192 Wake up! 280 00:17:38,612 --> 00:17:41,864 Ross? Ross! Ross! 281 00:17:45,118 --> 00:17:46,827 I need more swordfish. 282 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:51,582 - Can you get me more swordfish? - I don't speak English. 283 00:17:52,668 --> 00:17:53,709 You just did. 284 00:17:54,169 --> 00:17:56,420 I don't know what to tell you. 285 00:17:57,631 --> 00:17:59,131 Fine. 286 00:18:08,934 --> 00:18:10,810 Very funny. 287 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:13,271 Let me out, please. 288 00:18:13,772 --> 00:18:15,856 Come on, I'm cold! 289 00:18:18,193 --> 00:18:21,070 And covered in marinara sauce! 290 00:18:21,405 --> 00:18:22,655 Let me out! 291 00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:29,161 You found that handle, did you? 292 00:18:31,081 --> 00:18:34,083 - It's not funny. - Well, that's not true. 293 00:18:36,336 --> 00:18:39,588 I'm a good person. And I'm a good chef. 294 00:18:39,798 --> 00:18:43,926 And I don't deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! 295 00:18:44,136 --> 00:18:46,846 If you want me to quit this bad then... 296 00:18:47,014 --> 00:18:48,889 Hey. Chef Geller? 297 00:18:49,725 --> 00:18:51,642 You know that speech you made? 298 00:18:52,102 --> 00:18:54,103 I got a problem with it! 299 00:18:56,773 --> 00:18:59,025 - You do? - You bet I do! 300 00:18:59,901 --> 00:19:03,612 I just, uh, wasn't listening then, that's all. 301 00:19:05,157 --> 00:19:09,160 If you want a problem, I'll give you a problem! 302 00:19:10,162 --> 00:19:12,330 What are you going to do? Fire me? 303 00:19:12,581 --> 00:19:16,083 You bet I'll fire you! Get out of my kitchen! 304 00:19:16,752 --> 00:19:18,544 Get out! 305 00:19:21,923 --> 00:19:22,965 All right. 306 00:19:24,092 --> 00:19:25,926 Anybody else got a problem? 307 00:19:26,136 --> 00:19:28,179 How about you, chuckles? 308 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,139 You think this is funny now? 309 00:19:30,349 --> 00:19:31,390 No. 310 00:19:32,559 --> 00:19:37,021 What if I dance covered in sauce? You think it's funny? 311 00:19:38,065 --> 00:19:39,774 No, it's really good. 312 00:19:40,984 --> 00:19:43,611 Take those salads to table four. 313 00:19:43,987 --> 00:19:45,613 And you, get the swordfish! 314 00:19:45,989 --> 00:19:47,365 And you! 315 00:19:47,699 --> 00:19:49,367 Get a haircut! 316 00:19:52,287 --> 00:19:57,124 Last stop, Montreal. The stop is Montreal! 317 00:20:00,003 --> 00:20:01,462 What? 318 00:20:05,842 --> 00:20:09,178 I bet myself that you had beautiful eyes. 319 00:20:09,471 --> 00:20:11,889 Now that I see them, I win! 320 00:20:14,976 --> 00:20:16,143 What? 321 00:20:17,354 --> 00:20:20,606 We're at my stop. Would you like to have coffee? 322 00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:26,529 Are we really in Montreal? 323 00:20:26,988 --> 00:20:28,155 Yes, we are. 324 00:20:28,824 --> 00:20:29,865 So coffee? 325 00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:33,619 Coffee sounds great. 326 00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:37,540 Wait. 327 00:20:37,749 --> 00:20:39,708 So you live in Montreal? 328 00:20:39,918 --> 00:20:43,629 No, but it's only a two-hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia. 329 00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:49,677 I should have thought about my wife and kids... 330 00:20:49,928 --> 00:20:52,221 before I talked back to Chef Geller. 331 00:20:53,598 --> 00:20:54,640 Thanks. 332 00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:59,145 It will be a lean Christmas at the Dragon house this year. 333 00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:03,649 Enough! 334 00:21:05,026 --> 00:21:07,570 Lean, lean, lean! 335 00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:13,868 Went to the store Sat on Santa's lap 336 00:21:14,035 --> 00:21:17,121 Asked him to bring my friends All kinds of crap 337 00:21:18,582 --> 00:21:22,084 Said all you need is To write them a song 338 00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:26,255 Now you haven't heard it yet So don't try to sing along 339 00:21:27,132 --> 00:21:29,550 No, don't sing along 340 00:21:30,218 --> 00:21:32,970 Monica, Monica 341 00:21:33,305 --> 00:21:36,432 Have a happy Hanukkah 342 00:21:37,851 --> 00:21:40,311 Saw Santa Claus 343 00:21:40,562 --> 00:21:43,981 He said hello to Ross 344 00:21:45,192 --> 00:21:48,068 And please tell Joey 345 00:21:48,361 --> 00:21:51,572 Christmas will be snowy 346 00:21:53,116 --> 00:21:56,076 And Rachel and Chandler 347 00:22:01,374 --> 00:22:03,584 Happy holidays, everybody!