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I can't believe
my little brother's married!

2
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Why didn't you tell me
you were eloping?

3
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Well, we were at court,
eating lunch...

4
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Why were you at court?

5
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Lunch.

6
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We were like...

7
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we're here, we're having lunch.
Let's get married! Right?

8
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A year ago, I didn't know I had
a brother. Now I have a sister!

9
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Oh, it's so great.

10
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Okay.

11
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Stop it! Don't!

12
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I'll get you a gift now.

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Is there anything you need?

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Uh, yeah.

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We've been trying to get pregnant.
Thought we'd get a jump on things.

16
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No one's getting any younger. Ha-ha-ha.

17
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Because the thing is, um, we're not
able to, you know, uh, conceive.

18
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We've seen a bunch of doctors.

19
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They say that our only chance
to have a baby...

20
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is that if they take my sperm,
her egg, put it together in a dish...

21
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and put it into another girl.

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We were wondering
if you could be that girl.

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That's a really nice gift.

24
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I was thinking of a gravy boat.

25
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Check it out!
Guess what job I just got.

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I don't know, but Donald Trump
wants his blue blazer black.

27
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What?

28
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Blue blazer back.
He wants it back.

29
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You said "black." Why would he
want his blue blazer black?

30
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Well, you know what I meant.

31
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You messed it up.

32
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You're stupid.

33
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So what job'd you get?

34
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Tour guide at the museum.
Ross got it for me.

35
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Don't you have to be
a dinosaur expert?

36
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They give you
all the information.

37
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It's like memorizing a script.

38
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On your left, tyrannosaurus rex,
from the Jurassic Period.

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Very nice.

40
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Yeah, actually, Joey,
it's the Cretaceous Period.

41
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But I can pronounce Jurassic.

42
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Hey!

43
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Frank Jr. And Alice got married!

44
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Oh, my God!

45
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They're having a baby!

46
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They want me to grow it
for them in my uterus!

47
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- My God!
- Are you serious?

48
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Yeah.

49
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You're thinking of
having sex with your brother?

50
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Ew! And, oh, no!

51
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They want me to be the surrogate.

52
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It's her egg and his sperm.
I'm the oven. It's their bun.

53
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What did you say?

54
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I had to think about it,
but what is there to think of?

55
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I'll be giving someone
the greatest gift.

56
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You'll carry their child,
and get them a Sony PlayStation?

57
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This is an incredible thing to do.

58
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But there are things to think about.

59
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Yeah, you'd be pregnant.
I mean pregnant.

60
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I know.

61
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You'll put your body
through an awful lot.

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I mean, morning sickness, uh, labor.

63
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It's all for somebody else.

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Yeah. What's your point?

65
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Well, the stuff I just mentioned.

66
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I couldn't do that.

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I figure, the first time I had a baby,
it'd be with someone I love.

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And that baby was, you know...

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a keeper.

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You were more supportive when
I wanted to make denim furniture.

71
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If you decide to do this,
we'll be supportive like crazy.

72
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Just think it through.

73
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Talk to somebody who's had a baby.
Like your mom.

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My mom never gave birth.
Oh! But my birth mom did!

75
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I love this tushy!
Can I take it to work with me?

76
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Yeah, sure. It's not mine anyway.
It came with the pants.

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I am so jealous.

78
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You guys are just right there.

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Yes.

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Right where?

81
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The beginning, where
it's all sex and talking...

82
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and sex and talking.

83
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You got to love the talking.

84
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And the sex?

85
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We haven't had sex.

86
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What's the big deal?
This is special.

87
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I want our love to grow
before moving to the next level.

88
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Oh, Chandler, that is so nice.

89
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That is really nice...

90
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lying!

91
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- No way is that the reason.
- Why?

92
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You're not mature enough
to understand that!

93
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He's right. I'm totally lying.

94
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Then what is it?

95
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Kathy's last boyfriend was Joey.

96
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And you're afraid you won't
be able to fill his shoes?

97
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I'm afraid I won't
make love as well as him.

98
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I was going for the metaphor.

99
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I was saying the actual words.

100
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He's had girlfriends.
It doesn't mean he's great in bed.

101
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We share a wall.

102
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Either he's great, or she liked
to agree with him a lot.

103
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It'll be different. The sex will be
great because you are in love.

104
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- Yeah?
Yeah.

105
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Just go for it.

106
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Yeah, you should.

107
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All right. I'll sleep
with my girlfriend.

108
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But I'm just doing it for you guys.

109
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Now, the mastodon is from
the semi-late Jurassic Period.

110
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Isn't the mastodon
from the Pliocene Epoch?

111
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Shh.

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This is a museum. No talking.

113
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Right down here we have...

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a large foot.

115
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And over here we have Ross Geller.

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Everyone wave "hi" to Ross.

117
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Ross is one of our scientists.
Look at him hard at work.

118
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Okay, moving right along.

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Come on.

120
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It's open. Come in.

121
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- I'm sorry I'm late.
- That's okay.

122
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I had time to finish
glazing my nipples.

123
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You go all out
when you're expecting company.

124
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I was working on my pottery.

125
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Oh! Oh!

126
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Oh! I didn't know
that you did pot.

127
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Mostly nudes. It combines
my two passions: Pottery and erotica.

128
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Erottery!

129
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Hey! Okay!

130
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Thanks for coming out to see me.

131
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I thought it'd be a good idea to
talk about this baby stuff in person.

132
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I don't think it's a good idea.

133
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Why not?

134
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You'd be giving up a baby.

135
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And I really don't...

136
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I don't know if anything I say...

137
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would make you understand the pain
of giving up a baby.

138
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So...

139
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No, no, I understand the pain.
Don't hurt the puppy!

140
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No, no. The puppy is yours.

141
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I get a puppy?

142
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But for only three days.

143
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Why?

144
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I realize I don't have any right
to start getting parenty on you now.

145
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Look at me and not the puppy.
It's very important.

146
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I know what I'm talking about.

147
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I gave up two babies.

148
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I only wish I had someone
who'd given up babies that told me...

149
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how terrible it is.

150
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It'd be something you'd regret
every day for the rest of your life.

151
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So however hard it is for you
to give up this puppy...

152
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it'd be a million times harder
to give up a child.

153
00:10:07,570 --> 00:10:10,739
I shouldn't have given you
the puppy first.

154
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Could you sit there? I'm saving
this seat for my friend Ross.

155
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You mean Dr. Geller?

156
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Doctor? I didn't know
he had a nickname.

157
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Oh, he won't sit here.

158
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Only people in white coats
sit there.

159
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Only people in blue blazers
sit here.

160
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How come?

161
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That's how it is.

162
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That's crazy.

163
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It's crazy in a perfect world:
A world without lab coats and blazers.

164
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But you not in a perfect world.
You in a museum now.

165
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See that scientist?

166
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He and I used to play together
in grade school, but now...

167
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Peter! Hey, Peter!

168
00:11:00,539 --> 00:11:03,958
It's me, Rhonda from P.S. 129?

169
00:11:04,835 --> 00:11:07,378
I shared my pudding with you, man!

170
00:11:08,881 --> 00:11:11,633
I gave you my snack pack!

171
00:11:12,968 --> 00:11:16,846
See? He pretend
he don't even hear me!

172
00:11:18,224 --> 00:11:20,892
Everyone's pretending
they don't hear you.

173
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I don't know about your jackets
and separate tables...

174
00:11:26,482 --> 00:11:27,982
but Ross is my friend.

175
00:11:28,234 --> 00:11:31,277
And if I save him a seat,
he will sit in it.

176
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Ross. Ross.

177
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Here! I saved you a seat!

178
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I'm cool here.
I'll catch up with you later.

179
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This is saved.

180
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Gift shop.

181
00:12:02,434 --> 00:12:05,270
I'm sorry about
what happened today.

182
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You do what you got to do.

183
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The scientists and the tour guides
never sit together.

184
00:12:16,615 --> 00:12:19,409
It's like that everywhere.
Mon, back me up.

185
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Where you work, the waiters
eat with the waiters.

186
00:12:22,997 --> 00:12:25,498
And the chefs eat
with the other chefs?

187
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I eat by myself in the alley,
because everybody hates me.

188
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Look, Ross.

189
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It's no big deal.

190
00:12:36,010 --> 00:12:38,469
You wear a white coat.
I wear a blue blazer.

191
00:12:38,721 --> 00:12:42,432
If that means we can't be
friends at work, so be it.

192
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I understand, you know?

193
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When I'm in a play and you're in
the audience, I don't talk to you.

194
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So it's, you know, it's, uh, cool.

195
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I'll see you tomorrow.

196
00:12:57,197 --> 00:13:00,199
When we're in the audience,
he does wave.

197
00:13:09,501 --> 00:13:11,336
- Hi.
Hey.

198
00:13:13,255 --> 00:13:15,757
Why's Phoebe singing
to Karl Malden?

199
00:13:17,509 --> 00:13:20,595
I think it's time for puppy
to go out again.

200
00:13:20,846 --> 00:13:23,056
- Come on, let's go to the balcony.
- What?

201
00:13:23,265 --> 00:13:26,476
The street.
Come on, let's go to the street.

202
00:13:26,769 --> 00:13:30,188
Don't go on the balcony
until after I get back.

203
00:13:32,608 --> 00:13:34,192
So did you do it?

204
00:13:34,526 --> 00:13:36,861
Yes, yes, we had the sex.

205
00:13:37,529 --> 00:13:39,113
Uh-oh. It was bad?

206
00:13:39,406 --> 00:13:44,202
It was fine, but she didn't agree
with me as strongly as with Joey.

207
00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:49,749
She was like, uh, "I see your point.
I'm all right with it."

208
00:13:51,543 --> 00:13:55,213
There's not always a lot of agreement
the first time.

209
00:13:55,506 --> 00:13:59,384
Yeah. Not for girls, anyway.
Guys agree like that.

210
00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:02,387
Look, you have to help me.

211
00:14:02,638 --> 00:14:03,763
I mean...

212
00:14:04,056 --> 00:14:08,559
I know what to do with a woman.
It's always nice.

213
00:14:08,769 --> 00:14:10,061
I need to know...

214
00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:12,271
what makes it go from nice to...

215
00:14:12,564 --> 00:14:15,400
"My God! Somebody's killing her
in there!"

216
00:14:16,276 --> 00:14:19,570
I'll show you something
a lot of guys don't know.

217
00:14:21,323 --> 00:14:22,573
All right.

218
00:14:22,783 --> 00:14:24,075
Now.

219
00:14:24,326 --> 00:14:28,121
You don't have to draw an actual...
Whoa, she's hot!

220
00:14:29,623 --> 00:14:31,916
Everyone knows the erogenous zones.

221
00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:33,668
You got one, two, three...

222
00:14:34,461 --> 00:14:35,753
four...

223
00:14:36,338 --> 00:14:39,048
five, six and seven.

224
00:14:39,508 --> 00:14:41,009
There are seven?

225
00:14:41,927 --> 00:14:43,511
Let me see that.

226
00:14:44,263 --> 00:14:45,596
Oh, yeah.

227
00:14:47,891 --> 00:14:49,392
That's one?

228
00:14:49,601 --> 00:14:51,436
Kind of an important one.

229
00:14:52,521 --> 00:14:54,522
I was looking at it upside down.

230
00:14:57,526 --> 00:14:59,986
Well, you know sometimes that helps.

231
00:15:05,117 --> 00:15:09,954
Most guys will hit one, two, three
and then go to seven and set up camp.

232
00:15:12,249 --> 00:15:13,291
That's bad?

233
00:15:13,584 --> 00:15:17,503
At Disneyland, you don't spend
the whole day on the Matterhorn.

234
00:15:17,963 --> 00:15:20,214
You might if it were like seven.

235
00:15:23,218 --> 00:15:26,304
The important thing is
to take your time.

236
00:15:26,555 --> 00:15:28,139
You want to hit them all...

237
00:15:28,432 --> 00:15:30,767
mix them up.
Keep them on their toes.

238
00:15:30,976 --> 00:15:32,101
Oh, toes!

239
00:15:38,442 --> 00:15:40,026
For some people.

240
00:15:40,819 --> 00:15:42,320
All right.

241
00:15:42,529 --> 00:15:45,990
You could, uh, start out
with a little one.

242
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A two.

243
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A one, two, three.

244
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A three.

245
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A five.

246
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A four.

247
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A three, two.

248
00:15:57,586 --> 00:15:59,545
Two. A two, four, six.

249
00:16:00,547 --> 00:16:02,298
Two, four, six.

250
00:16:02,508 --> 00:16:04,175
Four. Two.

251
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,053
Two. Four, seven!

252
00:16:08,347 --> 00:16:10,848
Five, seven! Six, seven!

253
00:16:11,016 --> 00:16:13,434
Seven! Seven!

254
00:16:13,727 --> 00:16:15,520
Seven, seven, seven!

255
00:16:17,356 --> 00:16:18,689
Seven!

256
00:16:32,913 --> 00:16:35,248
Dr. Geller? There's a seat here.

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Thank you, Dr. Phillips.

258
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But I'm having my lunch...

259
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at this table.
Here in the middle.

260
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I'm eating...

261
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right here
with my good friend, Joey.

262
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If he'll sit with me.

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I will sit with you, Dr. Geller.

264
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You know...

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we work in a museum
of natural history.

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And yet, there is something...

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unnatural...

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about the way we eat lunch.

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I look around, and you know what I see?
I see division.

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Division between people in white coats
and people in blue blazers.

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I ask myself, "My God, why?"

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Now, I say we shed these coats...

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that separate us.

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And we get to know
the people underneath.

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I'm Ross!

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I'm divorced and I have a kid!

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I'm Joey! I'm an actor!

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I don't know squat about dinosaurs!

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I'm Ted, and I just moved here,
and New York really scares me.

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- There you go!
- Hang in there, Teddy!

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I'm Andrew.

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And I didn't pay for this pear.

283
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Okay. Good for you.

284
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I'm Rhonda!
And these aren't real!

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Wow, Rhonda.

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- I'm Scott.
- Yeah, okay, Scott!

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I flip the light switch on and off
17 times when I leave a room...

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or my family will die.

289
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My mom will be here soon.

290
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I can't. I can't give him up.

291
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Yes, no. I can.

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I don't want to.

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But I can.

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No.

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I can't watch this.
It's like Sophie's Choice.

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You know, I never saw that.

297
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Oh, it was only okay.

298
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I can't do this.

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My mom was right.
If I can't give him up...

300
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there's no way
I can give up a baby.

301
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Frank and Alice
are going to be so crushed.

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What else can I give them?
A kidney!

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We were in the neighborhood.

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We want to let you know that
there's still no pressure.

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None.

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If there was something you wanted
to say, we'll be right there.

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Okay.

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Who's this little guy?

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00:19:50,777 --> 00:19:53,154
Oh, um, well...

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He's so cute! He reminds me
of my old dog, Tumor.

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You are so precious,
I'd take you home.

312
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Why don't you?

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Are you serious?

314
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Uh-huh. Yeah.

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Thanks.

316
00:20:14,384 --> 00:20:17,261
- What are you doing?
- I'm okay with this.

317
00:20:17,637 --> 00:20:19,889
You know why?
Because look at them.

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Look how happy they are.

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And I made that, so you know...

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it'll be a million times harder
to give up a baby. But God!

321
00:20:31,818 --> 00:20:34,528
It'll feel a million times
better, right?

322
00:20:36,198 --> 00:20:38,991
I'll do this.
I want to carry your baby.

323
00:20:39,826 --> 00:20:43,037
Oh!

324
00:20:43,914 --> 00:20:45,623
Thank you so much!

325
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:48,626
You don't know what this means to us.

326
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:52,463
I think I'm going to cry!

327
00:20:57,969 --> 00:20:59,887
It's going to be so great.

328
00:21:01,056 --> 00:21:02,098
Hi.

329
00:21:02,974 --> 00:21:05,643
- What's going on?
- I gave them the puppy.

330
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It made them so happy,
I decided to carry their baby.

331
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,316
- Phoebe...
- No, I know.

332
00:21:12,526 --> 00:21:14,193
We're different, though.

333
00:21:14,444 --> 00:21:16,695
This is a different situation.

334
00:21:16,947 --> 00:21:19,323
I am not going to regret this.

335
00:21:19,908 --> 00:21:22,410
I understand all that.

336
00:21:22,828 --> 00:21:24,954
It's just, that was my puppy.

337
00:21:25,122 --> 00:21:26,163
Oh!

338
00:21:31,378 --> 00:21:33,129
Would you ever be a surrogate?

339
00:21:33,588 --> 00:21:34,839
Depends who asked.

340
00:21:35,632 --> 00:21:36,757
What if I asked?

341
00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:39,593
Oh, Mon, sure!

342
00:21:39,803 --> 00:21:42,054
- Really?
- Yes.

343
00:21:45,809 --> 00:21:47,935
- You're not asking me, are you?
- No.

344
00:21:48,562 --> 00:21:50,312
Yes. Totally.

345
00:21:54,526 --> 00:21:57,194
Thank you! Thank you!

346
00:21:57,612 --> 00:21:58,654
Thank you!

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00:21:59,030 --> 00:22:00,823
Yes, thank you!

