1 00:00:14,495 --> 00:00:17,246 What the hell is that? 2 00:00:19,959 --> 00:00:22,961 What the hell is that? Is that you? 3 00:00:29,843 --> 00:00:33,221 - Boy, you're really not a morning person. - Just back off! 4 00:00:36,183 --> 00:00:38,476 Get up! Get up! Get up! 5 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,650 What is that noise? 6 00:00:45,818 --> 00:00:47,193 You. 7 00:00:49,655 --> 00:00:50,905 It's the chick. 8 00:00:51,073 --> 00:00:54,158 She's going through some changes. 9 00:00:55,244 --> 00:00:56,744 What kind of changes? 10 00:00:56,912 --> 00:01:00,665 Well, the vet seems to think that she's becoming a rooster. 11 00:01:04,003 --> 00:01:06,170 We're getting a second opinion. 12 00:01:57,639 --> 00:02:00,308 Hey, what are you doing shopping at 8 in the morning? 13 00:02:00,476 --> 00:02:01,684 Well, I've been up since 6... 14 00:02:01,852 --> 00:02:04,812 thanks to somebody's dumb-ass rooster. 15 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:08,149 You guys, you really should get rid of those animals. 16 00:02:08,317 --> 00:02:09,734 They shouldn't be in an apartment. 17 00:02:09,902 --> 00:02:13,237 Yeah, especially not with all these knives and cookbooks around. 18 00:02:15,324 --> 00:02:18,951 All right, I'm gonna go to the fertility doctor and, uh, see if I'm ready... 19 00:02:19,119 --> 00:02:22,121 to have Frank and Alice's embryo transferred into my uterus. 20 00:02:24,166 --> 00:02:25,792 Now, how will they know if you're ready? 21 00:02:25,959 --> 00:02:29,337 Oh, they're just gonna look and see if my endometrial layer is thick. 22 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:32,006 Oh, I can check that for you. 23 00:02:32,883 --> 00:02:34,258 Okay, everyone, think "thick." 24 00:02:34,843 --> 00:02:36,344 Good luck. 25 00:02:37,179 --> 00:02:38,596 Hey. Wish me luck. Hey. 26 00:02:38,764 --> 00:02:40,807 - Oh, good luck. - Good luck. 27 00:02:40,974 --> 00:02:44,268 - And I'm still right. - That is so not true. 28 00:02:44,436 --> 00:02:45,686 What? 29 00:02:45,854 --> 00:02:48,189 She's mad because I know today's her laundry day... 30 00:02:48,357 --> 00:02:51,067 and that means she's wearing her old-lady underpants. 31 00:02:53,237 --> 00:02:55,279 I can check that for you. 32 00:02:56,448 --> 00:02:59,534 I just can't believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel... 33 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:00,785 better than we know you. 34 00:03:01,578 --> 00:03:03,996 Well, we do. 35 00:03:04,289 --> 00:03:07,416 You can only eat Tic Tacs in even numbers. 36 00:03:07,584 --> 00:03:09,544 Yeah, what's that about? 37 00:03:10,087 --> 00:03:13,131 And you. Ross, I believe if you check Rachel's bag... 38 00:03:13,298 --> 00:03:16,175 you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there. 39 00:03:20,264 --> 00:03:22,098 You're good. 40 00:03:23,225 --> 00:03:25,143 These are not. 41 00:03:25,561 --> 00:03:28,604 I'm so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop. 42 00:03:28,772 --> 00:03:29,814 - Yeah. Oh, yeah? 43 00:03:29,982 --> 00:03:32,275 Ross, how many items left in that bag? 44 00:03:32,818 --> 00:03:34,152 - Five. - Okay. 45 00:03:34,319 --> 00:03:38,948 Ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag. 46 00:03:39,241 --> 00:03:41,701 - How many guesses do you get? - Six. 47 00:03:41,869 --> 00:03:43,494 Challenge extended. 48 00:03:45,539 --> 00:03:48,791 - Deal. - Challenge accepted. 49 00:03:49,877 --> 00:03:51,836 All right, we'll start with... 50 00:03:52,629 --> 00:03:53,671 apples. 51 00:03:53,839 --> 00:03:56,924 We'll be starting with apples. 52 00:03:59,011 --> 00:04:00,970 Stop that now. 53 00:04:02,890 --> 00:04:04,015 Yes. 54 00:04:04,183 --> 00:04:06,434 Okay. Uh, tortilla chips. 55 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,144 - Yogurt. - Diet soda. 56 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:10,897 Yes, yes, yes. 57 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:15,109 - Orange juice. - No, there's no orange juice in there. 58 00:04:15,277 --> 00:04:16,652 - We win. - Ha, ha. 59 00:04:16,820 --> 00:04:18,529 They have another guess. 60 00:04:19,573 --> 00:04:21,657 Okay, well, we won that one. 61 00:04:22,451 --> 00:04:24,493 Okay. The last thing is... 62 00:04:24,661 --> 00:04:26,746 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 63 00:04:28,665 --> 00:04:31,500 No, no. Not for, like, another two weeks. 64 00:04:34,671 --> 00:04:37,715 I got it. Scotch... 65 00:04:37,883 --> 00:04:39,383 tape. 66 00:04:43,931 --> 00:04:46,390 How did you know she would buy Scotch tape? 67 00:04:46,558 --> 00:04:48,768 Well, we used up theirs last night making scary faces. 68 00:04:51,230 --> 00:04:52,438 Oh, man. 69 00:04:52,606 --> 00:04:55,483 All right. Ten bucks. Fork it over. 70 00:04:55,651 --> 00:04:58,819 Cough it up. Pay the piper. 71 00:04:59,196 --> 00:05:00,696 Give me it. 72 00:05:01,573 --> 00:05:04,325 That does not mean you know us better. I want a rematch. 73 00:05:04,493 --> 00:05:07,995 Yeah, and none of these stupid grocery questions. Real personal questions. 74 00:05:08,163 --> 00:05:10,498 Yeah. And the winner gets 100 bucks. 75 00:05:10,999 --> 00:05:12,625 Serious? 76 00:05:12,793 --> 00:05:14,585 Are you scared? 77 00:05:15,963 --> 00:05:17,463 No. 78 00:05:18,757 --> 00:05:20,841 Okay, who makes up the questions? 79 00:05:21,009 --> 00:05:22,510 Ross will do it. 80 00:05:22,678 --> 00:05:25,179 Oh, sure, Ross will do it. 81 00:05:25,347 --> 00:05:29,267 It's not like he has a job or a child or a life of his own. 82 00:05:29,434 --> 00:05:31,310 Well, fine. We'll ask Phoebe. 83 00:05:31,478 --> 00:05:32,770 No, no, no, I wanna play. 84 00:05:38,318 --> 00:05:41,362 Looks like your uterus is ready for implantation. 85 00:05:41,530 --> 00:05:44,240 Oh, I knew it. I knew it. I felt really thick this morning. 86 00:05:44,408 --> 00:05:46,826 - Ha, ha. - Okay, so, what's now? 87 00:05:46,994 --> 00:05:49,453 Go get the eggs. Put them in there. 88 00:05:49,621 --> 00:05:53,374 Okay. It'll take just a little while to prepare the embryos. 89 00:05:53,542 --> 00:05:57,169 - Embryos? As in more than one? - Mm-hm. Five, actually. 90 00:05:57,504 --> 00:05:59,630 Five? Okay, where am I giving birth... 91 00:05:59,798 --> 00:06:01,799 in a hospital or a big box under the stairs? 92 00:06:01,967 --> 00:06:05,553 Ha, ha. We do five because that gives you a 25-percent chance... 93 00:06:05,721 --> 00:06:07,471 that at least one will attach. 94 00:06:07,639 --> 00:06:09,557 That's it? Twenty-five percent? 95 00:06:09,725 --> 00:06:13,477 That means that it's, like, 75-percent chance of no baby at all? 96 00:06:13,645 --> 00:06:15,688 Yeah, you know, I was thinking, what are the odds... 97 00:06:15,856 --> 00:06:18,649 if, like, you stuff, like, 200 of them in there? 98 00:06:20,235 --> 00:06:21,819 Sweetie, now... 99 00:06:21,987 --> 00:06:23,863 she's a woman, not a gumball machine. 100 00:06:27,409 --> 00:06:29,118 Okay, well, you know what? Don't worry. 101 00:06:29,286 --> 00:06:32,288 I'm gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right. 102 00:06:32,456 --> 00:06:36,667 Well, see, the thing is, we kind of only have one shot. 103 00:06:36,835 --> 00:06:40,254 Um, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. 104 00:06:41,590 --> 00:06:46,010 So, um, we're kind of using all the money we have to do it just this one time. 105 00:06:46,428 --> 00:06:47,845 Whoa. 106 00:06:48,013 --> 00:06:52,475 That's... Okay, that's a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. 107 00:06:53,435 --> 00:06:54,727 So... Well, okay. 108 00:06:54,895 --> 00:06:59,023 So maybe there's something that I can do, you know, just to make sure I get pregnant. 109 00:06:59,191 --> 00:07:00,608 No, I'm sorry. 110 00:07:00,776 --> 00:07:03,527 Wow, you guys really don't know anything. 111 00:07:04,863 --> 00:07:06,530 I know. Why doesn't she get drunk? 112 00:07:06,698 --> 00:07:09,617 That worked for a bunch of girls in my high school. 113 00:07:14,456 --> 00:07:18,000 Hey, guys. Do you realize that any minute now... 114 00:07:18,168 --> 00:07:19,627 Phoebe could be pregnant? 115 00:07:19,795 --> 00:07:20,795 I know, I know. 116 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:25,299 - It's such a huge, life-altering thing. - I know. 117 00:07:26,718 --> 00:07:28,177 The test is ready. 118 00:07:31,807 --> 00:07:35,601 Okay. Each team will answer 10 questions. 119 00:07:35,769 --> 00:07:39,397 The first team to answer the most questions wins. 120 00:07:39,564 --> 00:07:43,109 The categories are "Fears And Pet Peeves"... 121 00:07:43,276 --> 00:07:45,277 "Ancient History"... 122 00:07:45,445 --> 00:07:46,946 "Literature"... 123 00:07:47,114 --> 00:07:49,365 and "It's All Relative." 124 00:07:51,034 --> 00:07:56,247 Now, the coin toss, to see who goes first. 125 00:08:03,130 --> 00:08:04,630 Okay. 126 00:08:04,798 --> 00:08:07,675 - Somebody call it this time. - Yeah. 127 00:08:08,677 --> 00:08:09,760 Tails. 128 00:08:10,345 --> 00:08:12,346 - It's heads. Yeah! 129 00:08:13,682 --> 00:08:15,933 Gentlemen, pick your category. 130 00:08:16,101 --> 00:08:18,018 "Fears And Pet Peeves." 131 00:08:18,979 --> 00:08:22,106 "What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?" 132 00:08:22,441 --> 00:08:24,233 - Animals dressed as humans. - That's correct. 133 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:29,405 - Ladies? - Same category. 134 00:08:29,573 --> 00:08:30,865 Okay. 135 00:08:31,283 --> 00:08:35,786 "According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?" 136 00:08:37,247 --> 00:08:39,915 Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance. 137 00:08:41,293 --> 00:08:42,418 That is correct. 138 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:47,465 The Irish jig guy? 139 00:08:47,674 --> 00:08:51,802 His legs flail about as if independent from his body. 140 00:08:53,388 --> 00:08:54,763 Gentlemen, your pick. 141 00:08:54,931 --> 00:08:56,348 "It's All Relative." 142 00:08:57,267 --> 00:08:59,852 "Monica and I had a grandmother who died. 143 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:02,146 You both went to her funeral. 144 00:09:02,689 --> 00:09:03,856 Name that grandmother." 145 00:09:07,277 --> 00:09:10,404 - Nana? - She has a real name. 146 00:09:11,031 --> 00:09:12,114 - Althea. - Althea? 147 00:09:12,282 --> 00:09:13,616 - What are you doing? - Took a shot. 148 00:09:13,783 --> 00:09:14,825 Shooting with Althea? 149 00:09:14,993 --> 00:09:17,536 - Althea is correct. - Nice shooting. 150 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:22,416 We'll take "Literature." 151 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:27,713 "Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. 152 00:09:27,923 --> 00:09:31,008 What name appears on the address label?" 153 00:09:31,176 --> 00:09:33,469 Oh! Chandler gets it. It's Chandler Bing. 154 00:09:33,637 --> 00:09:34,678 No. 155 00:09:34,846 --> 00:09:39,016 I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to "Chanandler Bong." 156 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,562 I knew that. 157 00:09:43,772 --> 00:09:45,731 Rachel, use your head. 158 00:09:47,275 --> 00:09:49,902 Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Bong. 159 00:09:57,619 --> 00:09:59,828 Hello, teeny embryos. 160 00:10:01,456 --> 00:10:03,791 Oh, I'm Phoebe Buffay. Hi. 161 00:10:05,293 --> 00:10:09,213 I'm hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. 162 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:12,675 You should know that we're doing this for Frank and Alice... 163 00:10:12,842 --> 00:10:15,094 who you know. You've been there. 164 00:10:16,221 --> 00:10:17,638 Um... 165 00:10:18,223 --> 00:10:20,182 You know, they want you so much. 166 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:23,811 So when you guys get in there, really grab on. 167 00:10:24,437 --> 00:10:27,982 Okay, and I promise that I'll keep you safe and warm... 168 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:31,485 until, you know, you're ready to have them take you home. 169 00:10:32,779 --> 00:10:34,113 So... 170 00:10:34,656 --> 00:10:35,739 Okay. 171 00:10:36,324 --> 00:10:39,910 Oh, and also, next time you see me, if I'm screaming, don't worry. 172 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,496 That's what's supposed to happen. 173 00:10:44,332 --> 00:10:46,208 - Ready? - Uh-huh? 174 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,502 Good luck. 175 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:53,841 All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. 176 00:10:54,009 --> 00:10:57,595 Ladies, if you miss this, the game is theirs. Pick your category. 177 00:10:57,762 --> 00:10:59,680 "It's All Relative"! 178 00:11:01,224 --> 00:11:04,351 - You don't have to shout everything. - I'm sorry! 179 00:11:06,646 --> 00:11:11,150 Ooh. "What is the name of Chandler's father's... 180 00:11:11,318 --> 00:11:14,153 Las Vegas all-male burlesque?" 181 00:11:14,904 --> 00:11:17,573 Viva Las Gaygas. 182 00:11:19,492 --> 00:11:21,619 Unfortunately, that is correct. 183 00:11:21,786 --> 00:11:23,454 Yes. 184 00:11:23,622 --> 00:11:26,290 All right. We have a tie. 185 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:30,628 Luckily, I've prepared for such an event. 186 00:11:31,963 --> 00:11:34,632 - The Lightning Round. Ooh. 187 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:40,429 Thirty seconds. All the questions you can answer. 188 00:11:40,597 --> 00:11:42,473 You guys are dead. 189 00:11:42,641 --> 00:11:45,100 I am so good at Lightning Rounds. 190 00:11:46,895 --> 00:11:49,605 I majored in Lightning Rounds, all right? 191 00:11:49,773 --> 00:11:52,149 - We're gonna destroy you. - Want to bet? 192 00:11:52,734 --> 00:11:56,028 Oh, I'm so confused as to what we've been doing so far. 193 00:11:57,447 --> 00:12:00,741 How about we play for more money? Say 150? 194 00:12:00,909 --> 00:12:03,619 One hundred and fifty dollars. 195 00:12:05,038 --> 00:12:06,955 Say 200? 196 00:12:07,123 --> 00:12:09,750 Two hundred dollars. 197 00:12:09,918 --> 00:12:11,418 You're doing it again. 198 00:12:11,586 --> 00:12:13,253 Excuse me. 199 00:12:13,797 --> 00:12:16,256 - Monica, I don't want to lose $200. - We won't. 200 00:12:16,424 --> 00:12:17,633 - Okay. - Three hundred? 201 00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:21,178 - Monica. - I'm just trying to spice it up. 202 00:12:21,346 --> 00:12:24,932 Okay, so then play for some pepper. Stop spending my money. 203 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,518 I got it. 204 00:12:27,686 --> 00:12:31,021 How about if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster. 205 00:12:31,231 --> 00:12:33,023 Ooh, that's interesting. 206 00:12:33,358 --> 00:12:35,275 Hey, no way. That rooster's family. 207 00:12:35,443 --> 00:12:37,736 - Throw in the duck too. - What do you have against the duck? 208 00:12:37,904 --> 00:12:40,948 - It doesn't make noise. - Well, he gets the other one all riled up. 209 00:12:41,533 --> 00:12:44,243 - Look, we are not... - All right, hold on. 210 00:12:46,121 --> 00:12:47,663 If you win... 211 00:12:47,831 --> 00:12:49,873 we give up the bird. - Aah! 212 00:12:52,544 --> 00:12:54,294 But if we win... 213 00:12:54,587 --> 00:12:56,630 we get your apartment. 214 00:12:56,798 --> 00:12:58,716 Ooh! 215 00:12:59,676 --> 00:13:00,718 Deal! 216 00:13:05,473 --> 00:13:08,434 Monica, betting the apartment? I don't know about this. 217 00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:11,186 Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. 218 00:13:11,354 --> 00:13:12,604 I own this game. 219 00:13:12,772 --> 00:13:13,981 Look at my hand. 220 00:13:14,149 --> 00:13:16,191 Why, do you have the answers written on there? 221 00:13:17,569 --> 00:13:20,779 No. Steady as a rock. Now, are you with me? 222 00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:24,616 - All right, let's do it. Okay. - Come on. 223 00:13:25,243 --> 00:13:26,994 All right. Gentlemen, you're up first. 224 00:13:27,162 --> 00:13:28,203 Okay. 225 00:13:28,371 --> 00:13:30,664 You have 30 seconds. 226 00:13:31,624 --> 00:13:34,001 The Lightning Round begins... 227 00:13:34,169 --> 00:13:35,627 Stop it. 228 00:13:37,464 --> 00:13:40,591 Now. "What was Monica's nickname when she was a field-hockey goalie?" 229 00:13:40,759 --> 00:13:42,718 - Big Fat Goalie. - Correct. 230 00:13:45,305 --> 00:13:47,723 "Rachel claims this is her favorite movie." 231 00:13:47,891 --> 00:13:49,308 - Dangerous Liaisons. Correct. 232 00:13:49,476 --> 00:13:52,144 - "Her actual favorite is?" Correct. - Weekend at Bernie's. 233 00:13:54,189 --> 00:13:58,567 "In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?" 234 00:13:58,735 --> 00:14:00,027 Oh! 235 00:14:02,489 --> 00:14:03,864 Ew, no! 236 00:14:06,159 --> 00:14:07,284 Her ear. 237 00:14:10,538 --> 00:14:14,666 All right, "Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?" 238 00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,210 - Okay, everyday use. - Fancy. 239 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,795 - Guest. - Fancy guest. 240 00:14:17,962 --> 00:14:19,922 - Two seconds. - Uh, eleven? 241 00:14:21,049 --> 00:14:23,300 Eleven. Unbelievable. Eleven is correct. 242 00:14:23,468 --> 00:14:24,718 Yes! 243 00:14:27,305 --> 00:14:28,347 All right. 244 00:14:28,515 --> 00:14:30,808 That's four for the guys. Ladies, you're up. 245 00:14:30,975 --> 00:14:32,768 All right, all right, come on! 246 00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:38,816 Thirty seconds on the clock. 247 00:14:38,983 --> 00:14:41,485 Five correct questions wins the game. 248 00:14:41,903 --> 00:14:45,322 The Lightning Round begins now. "What is Joey's favorite food?" 249 00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:46,949 - Sandwiches. Correct. 250 00:14:47,116 --> 00:14:49,660 "Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast?" 251 00:14:49,828 --> 00:14:51,161 - Fourteen? - No, 19. 252 00:14:51,329 --> 00:14:52,704 Thanks, man. 253 00:14:53,331 --> 00:14:55,541 "Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. 254 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,334 - His name was..." - Maurice. 255 00:14:57,502 --> 00:14:59,086 - "His profession was?" - Space cowboy. 256 00:14:59,254 --> 00:15:00,546 Correct. 257 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,091 "What is Chandler Bing's job?" 258 00:15:06,261 --> 00:15:07,678 Oh. 259 00:15:08,179 --> 00:15:10,597 Oh, gosh. It has something to do with numbers. 260 00:15:10,765 --> 00:15:12,808 - And processing. - And he carries a briefcase. 261 00:15:12,976 --> 00:15:15,394 Ten seconds. You need this or you lose the game. 262 00:15:15,603 --> 00:15:17,479 It has something to do with transponding. 263 00:15:17,647 --> 00:15:20,732 Oh! Oh! He's a transponster. 264 00:15:22,610 --> 00:15:24,486 That's not even a word! 265 00:15:26,072 --> 00:15:28,657 I can get this. I can get this. 266 00:15:30,201 --> 00:15:31,702 No! 267 00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:33,078 Yes! 268 00:15:45,425 --> 00:15:48,969 - I call Monica's room. - You can't just call Monica's room. 269 00:15:49,137 --> 00:15:52,890 Sure I can. Standard Shotgun Rules. I'm in sight of the room and I called it. 270 00:15:55,435 --> 00:15:56,643 Damn. 271 00:15:58,021 --> 00:15:59,897 Man, I feel like I'm coming down with something. 272 00:16:00,064 --> 00:16:01,982 Oh. - Yeah. 273 00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:05,027 Bet you can't guess what color my tonsils are. I bet the apartment. 274 00:16:05,194 --> 00:16:07,779 Oh, I would never bet this apartment. It's too nice. 275 00:16:10,158 --> 00:16:12,576 - Hey. - Ooh, Pheebs, are they in there? 276 00:16:12,744 --> 00:16:14,578 Um, yeah, uh-huh, I'm implanted. 277 00:16:15,121 --> 00:16:18,332 - How do you feel? - Well, freaked. 278 00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:22,294 Because it turns out the odds are, like, really sucky. 279 00:16:22,462 --> 00:16:25,172 And this is Frank and Alice's, like, only shot. 280 00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:28,759 I mean, they are, like, literally putting all their eggs in my basket. 281 00:16:30,762 --> 00:16:32,095 Yeah, but I bet it works. 282 00:16:32,472 --> 00:16:34,514 Really? How much? 283 00:16:36,351 --> 00:16:39,102 All right, I'm gonna go take a pregnancy test right now. 284 00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:41,188 Oh, wow. You can tell this soon? 285 00:16:41,356 --> 00:16:43,482 Well, the doctor says it takes a couple days. 286 00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:47,945 But, I mean, my body's always been a little faster than Western medicine, so... 287 00:16:51,824 --> 00:16:55,285 Oh, my God. I can't believe you guys actually think you're moving in here. 288 00:16:55,453 --> 00:16:57,871 Well, believe it, baby. 289 00:16:59,123 --> 00:17:00,666 Well, I'm not moving. 290 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:02,125 What? 291 00:17:02,835 --> 00:17:06,338 No. It was a stupid bet. We were just playing a game. 292 00:17:06,506 --> 00:17:08,882 You just can't ignore the bet. It's a bet. 293 00:17:09,050 --> 00:17:11,593 You bet on a bet, and if you lose, you lose the bet. 294 00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:14,221 Rach, we have to move. 295 00:17:14,389 --> 00:17:16,807 If we had lost, we would have made them get rid of the birds. 296 00:17:18,351 --> 00:17:19,935 No. 297 00:17:21,646 --> 00:17:25,857 All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better... 298 00:17:26,025 --> 00:17:28,151 this is all your fault. 299 00:17:29,904 --> 00:17:32,030 - What? - Chanandler Bong. 300 00:17:32,198 --> 00:17:34,324 Come on, we steal that TV Guide every week. 301 00:17:34,492 --> 00:17:36,410 I knew it. 302 00:17:37,495 --> 00:17:39,788 I don't care. I'm not going anywhere. 303 00:17:39,956 --> 00:17:42,207 Cool. Girl roommate. 304 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,379 Well? 305 00:17:47,547 --> 00:17:49,798 Nope, not knocked up yet. 306 00:17:50,174 --> 00:17:52,467 It's only been a couple hours, so just give it some time. 307 00:17:52,635 --> 00:17:55,929 Yeah, all right. Meanwhile, I'm gonna do whatever I can to help this... 308 00:17:56,097 --> 00:18:00,100 so I'm just gonna, you know, lie in your chair, okay? 309 00:18:00,768 --> 00:18:01,935 You know, just... 310 00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:04,896 Yeah, good. I'm gonna let gravity, you know, do its jobs. 311 00:18:10,194 --> 00:18:12,362 Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box? 312 00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:16,074 No. Put that box down. We are not going anywhere! 313 00:18:17,285 --> 00:18:20,287 This is my apartment and I like it. 314 00:18:20,455 --> 00:18:22,622 This is a girl's apartment. 315 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:27,210 That is a boy's apartment. It's dirty and it smells. 316 00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:30,297 This is pretty. It's so pretty. 317 00:18:30,465 --> 00:18:32,674 And look, and it's purple. 318 00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:36,470 And I'm telling you, you with your steady hand, I am not moving. 319 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:39,639 And now I have got the steady hand. 320 00:18:40,558 --> 00:18:42,434 - I'll take care of it. That's right. 321 00:18:42,602 --> 00:18:44,519 You do what the hand says. 322 00:18:56,741 --> 00:18:58,909 - How'd it go? - I lost our mattresses. 323 00:19:04,332 --> 00:19:06,291 Are you in there, little fetus? 324 00:19:06,459 --> 00:19:08,919 In nine months, will you come greet us? 325 00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:13,882 I will buy you some Adidas 326 00:19:17,261 --> 00:19:18,512 - Hi. - Hi. 327 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,639 Oh, hi, Phoebe? 328 00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:25,435 Um, we were just at the drugstore, um, so we got you a little present. 329 00:19:25,937 --> 00:19:29,856 Um, it's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test. 330 00:19:30,817 --> 00:19:34,277 Hey, don't mix those up. You could really ruin that lollipop. 331 00:19:37,281 --> 00:19:42,494 So, um, you feel like taking a test? There's only one question. 332 00:19:45,289 --> 00:19:47,499 All right. I will. No, I will. 333 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:50,335 But, um, you know, just remember that it's still really early. 334 00:19:50,503 --> 00:19:52,671 Okay, so if it says that I'm not pregnant... 335 00:19:52,839 --> 00:19:55,298 that doesn't mean I'm not gonna get pregnant, okay? 336 00:19:55,466 --> 00:19:58,385 And just, please, just so I don't go completely nuts... 337 00:19:58,553 --> 00:20:01,888 just try not to put all your hopes on this, okay? 338 00:20:02,056 --> 00:20:03,098 Okay. 339 00:20:05,768 --> 00:20:07,394 Great. 340 00:20:15,153 --> 00:20:18,905 You know what? You are mean boys who are just being mean. 341 00:20:19,073 --> 00:20:22,409 Hey, don't get mad at us. No one forced you to raise the stakes. 342 00:20:22,577 --> 00:20:25,162 That is not true. She did. She forced me. 343 00:20:25,329 --> 00:20:27,873 We'd still be here if you hadn't got the question wrong. 344 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,375 Well, it was a stupid, unfair question! 345 00:20:30,543 --> 00:20:32,210 Don't blame the questions! 346 00:20:32,378 --> 00:20:34,629 Would you all stop yelling in our apartment? 347 00:20:34,797 --> 00:20:36,798 You are ruining moving day for us. 348 00:20:36,966 --> 00:20:39,593 - Would you stop calling it your apartment? - It is ours. 349 00:20:42,263 --> 00:20:44,264 Guys, you guys, you're gonna have a baby. 350 00:20:44,432 --> 00:20:46,016 They're gonna have a baby. 351 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,859 My sister's going to have my baby! 352 00:21:04,368 --> 00:21:07,370 Okay, but this can't be good for the baby. 353 00:21:19,383 --> 00:21:21,468 I can't find garbage bags. 354 00:21:21,636 --> 00:21:23,803 Oh, I think I saw some in here. 355 00:21:28,851 --> 00:21:30,310 What is it? 356 00:21:30,853 --> 00:21:35,315 I don't know. But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it'll die. 357 00:21:36,275 --> 00:21:39,194 I can't believe we're living here. 358 00:21:44,951 --> 00:21:46,117 What? What is it? 359 00:21:46,285 --> 00:21:47,994 Did you see the size of the closets? 360 00:21:49,872 --> 00:21:53,083 I can't believe we live here.