1 00:00:04,823 --> 00:00:08,534 Okay, she is the star of the play, and she is my girlfriend. 2 00:00:08,701 --> 00:00:11,411 I get to have sex with the star of the play. 3 00:00:11,913 --> 00:00:14,331 - People can hear you. - I know. 4 00:00:22,882 --> 00:00:24,466 - Wow, she looks great, doesn't she? - Mm. 5 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:28,262 Hi. Hi. 6 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:30,931 That is one good-looking man. 7 00:00:32,851 --> 00:00:37,688 Is it just me, or can you actually see his abs through his overcoat? 8 00:00:38,773 --> 00:00:41,525 So, you been doing this long? 9 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:46,029 No. You're my first. Put the money on the table. 10 00:00:48,074 --> 00:00:49,908 Oh, yeah. 11 00:00:50,076 --> 00:00:51,243 Ooh, that's nice. 12 00:00:54,581 --> 00:00:55,956 Dude. 13 00:00:59,169 --> 00:01:02,963 Is that an expensive blouse? If you want it to be. 14 00:01:08,011 --> 00:01:10,345 Here's your girlfriend's button. 15 00:02:02,565 --> 00:02:06,485 Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have, like, your old blouses and dresses from high school? 16 00:02:07,237 --> 00:02:09,655 Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why? 17 00:02:09,822 --> 00:02:11,990 Well, it's just maternity clothes are so expensive. 18 00:02:14,827 --> 00:02:17,746 Hey, Rach, I made a pile of your stuff on this side of your room. 19 00:02:17,914 --> 00:02:19,581 - If you could just... - Ugh! 20 00:02:20,667 --> 00:02:22,626 - Throw your purses at it. 21 00:02:23,169 --> 00:02:25,504 Bloomingdale's eliminated my department. 22 00:02:27,131 --> 00:02:30,425 - Oh, my God. Are you out of a job? - No, they stuck me in Personal Shopping... 23 00:02:30,593 --> 00:02:32,803 which is just a huge step down. 24 00:02:32,971 --> 00:02:34,263 Personal Shopping, what is that? 25 00:02:34,430 --> 00:02:36,682 Like where you walk around with snooty rich people... 26 00:02:36,849 --> 00:02:38,517 and tell them what to buy? 27 00:02:38,685 --> 00:02:41,979 - Uh-huh. - That sounds great. 28 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:44,648 Hey. 29 00:02:45,358 --> 00:02:48,235 Um, excuse me, we switched apartments. 30 00:02:48,403 --> 00:02:51,154 You can't eat our food anymore. That gravy train has ended. 31 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,031 There's gravy? 32 00:02:54,409 --> 00:02:57,577 If you have the big apartment, then deal with people coming over all the time. 33 00:02:57,745 --> 00:03:00,831 That fridge has got to be stocked, okay? That's your apartment now. 34 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:08,171 - What are you doing? I think I left a doughnut up here. 35 00:03:12,010 --> 00:03:13,844 - Hey. Hey. 36 00:03:14,012 --> 00:03:15,846 Oh, how was Kathy's play? 37 00:03:16,014 --> 00:03:19,141 Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex... 38 00:03:19,309 --> 00:03:22,019 with a real good-looking guy. 39 00:03:22,312 --> 00:03:25,063 Yeah, it was like somebody wrote down my worst nightmare... 40 00:03:25,231 --> 00:03:28,150 and then charged me $32 to see it. 41 00:03:29,235 --> 00:03:31,403 That's a good idea for a business. 42 00:03:31,571 --> 00:03:35,574 I'm totally screwed, okay? They're gonna be hot and heavy on-stage every night... 43 00:03:35,742 --> 00:03:39,578 and then they're gonna go to their cast parties, and he's gonna undermine me. 44 00:03:39,746 --> 00:03:43,248 You know, he'll be like, "So where's your boyfriend? What's his name, Chester?" 45 00:03:43,416 --> 00:03:47,836 And she'll go, "No, no, no. It's Chandler." He'll go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha." 46 00:03:49,464 --> 00:03:51,131 That is a good trick. 47 00:03:53,134 --> 00:03:55,761 All right, look, look. What am I gonna do? 48 00:03:55,928 --> 00:03:58,930 Chandler, look, they're actors. They're there to do a job. 49 00:03:59,098 --> 00:04:01,725 Just because they work together doesn't mean they'll get together. 50 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:04,603 Just because it happened with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins... 51 00:04:04,771 --> 00:04:06,688 doesn't mean it's gonna happen with them. 52 00:04:06,856 --> 00:04:10,025 Oh, oh. Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. 53 00:04:10,526 --> 00:04:12,235 - Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. - Yeah. 54 00:04:14,364 --> 00:04:15,864 Okay, Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood. 55 00:04:18,368 --> 00:04:19,409 They're not a couple. 56 00:04:19,577 --> 00:04:21,370 Oh, okay, I get the game now. 57 00:04:23,456 --> 00:04:25,290 Okay, look, look. Let me ask you a question. 58 00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:27,793 When they were doing it on-stage, was it like really hot? 59 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,920 Huh. Oh, yeah. 60 00:04:31,130 --> 00:04:33,423 Well, okay, so then you're fine. 61 00:04:33,591 --> 00:04:37,886 Look, the rule is when two actors are actually doing it off-stage... 62 00:04:38,054 --> 00:04:41,390 then all the sexual tension between them is gone. 63 00:04:41,557 --> 00:04:45,811 Okay? So as long as it's hot on-stage, you got nothing to worry about. 64 00:04:45,978 --> 00:04:48,647 It's when the heat goes away, that's when you're in trouble. 65 00:04:50,066 --> 00:04:51,108 Really? 66 00:04:51,275 --> 00:04:53,068 You guys have been to every play I've been in. 67 00:04:53,236 --> 00:04:54,861 Have I ever had chemistry on-stage? 68 00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:56,655 No. - No. 69 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,662 So, uh, man, are you gonna go see the play with me tonight? 70 00:05:03,830 --> 00:05:06,081 You know what? I don't know how comfortable I am... 71 00:05:06,249 --> 00:05:09,668 going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend. 72 00:05:10,253 --> 00:05:12,379 - Yeah, I know... - No, no, no, oh, I'm there. 73 00:05:14,841 --> 00:05:15,924 - Hey. Hey, Mon. 74 00:05:16,092 --> 00:05:18,260 - Want some pancakes? - You made pancakes? 75 00:05:18,428 --> 00:05:20,220 Yep. Grab a plate. 76 00:05:22,098 --> 00:05:23,890 No, no. Stay right there. 77 00:05:26,853 --> 00:05:27,894 Getting closer. 78 00:05:29,647 --> 00:05:30,730 Don't worry... 79 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:33,859 we also have cereals, muffins, waffles... 80 00:05:34,026 --> 00:05:38,488 and jams, jellies and marmalades, which I'm fairly certain are the same thing. 81 00:05:39,699 --> 00:05:42,784 Also we're watching the game here Saturday, if people want to come over. 82 00:05:42,952 --> 00:05:44,035 - Oh, yeah. Oh. 83 00:05:44,203 --> 00:05:46,246 I was having people over for the game. 84 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:48,415 Oh, yeah? Who's playing? 85 00:05:50,668 --> 00:05:52,127 The players. 86 00:05:53,546 --> 00:05:57,048 Somebody seems to be missing being the hostess. 87 00:05:57,383 --> 00:06:02,554 Ha, ha. Please, it's a relief, is what it is, is what it is. 88 00:06:03,055 --> 00:06:04,973 All right. Pheebs, stick out your plate. 89 00:06:05,141 --> 00:06:06,224 Oh. 90 00:06:13,274 --> 00:06:14,357 Monica, I'm quitting. 91 00:06:14,525 --> 00:06:18,820 I just helped an 81 -year-old woman put on a thong, and she didn't even buy it. 92 00:06:19,697 --> 00:06:22,782 I'm telling you, I'm quitting, that's it. I'm talking to my boss right now. 93 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:26,036 Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. 94 00:06:26,204 --> 00:06:28,455 Okay, bye. Call me when you get this message. 95 00:06:29,207 --> 00:06:32,584 Oh! Mr. Waltham? I, uh, really need to talk to you. 96 00:06:32,752 --> 00:06:35,295 In a moment, please. I'm in the middle of a task. 97 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:36,796 And you have a customer. 98 00:06:40,510 --> 00:06:42,427 - Hi. - Hi. I'm Joshua. 99 00:06:42,595 --> 00:06:45,889 Hi, I'm Rachel Green. What can I do for you, Joshua? 100 00:06:46,599 --> 00:06:51,061 Well, I need a new wardrobe. My wife... Well, my ex-wife... 101 00:06:51,229 --> 00:06:53,605 Oh, I'm so sorry. 102 00:06:57,735 --> 00:07:00,403 Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. 103 00:07:00,571 --> 00:07:05,534 So I got away with two things: This suit and what turned out to be a, uh, skirt. Heh. 104 00:07:06,327 --> 00:07:08,662 Well, at least that's a great suit. 105 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:12,457 Yeah, it wasn't much fun dropping it off at the dry cleaners in the skirt. 106 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,127 So I need everything down to underwear. 107 00:07:16,295 --> 00:07:19,422 So if you're willing, I'm, uh... I'm all yours. 108 00:07:20,383 --> 00:07:21,925 Okay. 109 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:23,885 Rachel, you needed to speak to me? 110 00:07:24,053 --> 00:07:25,887 No, no, that wasn't me. 111 00:07:27,473 --> 00:07:31,518 Well, we should get started. Let me show you my underwear. 112 00:07:34,272 --> 00:07:36,398 The selection of underwear that we carry. 113 00:07:40,278 --> 00:07:43,989 - Oh, I'm sorry. It's this way. It's this way? Sorry. 114 00:07:44,490 --> 00:07:45,490 Oh. 115 00:07:49,328 --> 00:07:52,455 I'm right, right? There was, like, no chemistry between them. 116 00:07:52,623 --> 00:07:54,749 Before, they had heat. And now there's no heat. 117 00:07:56,085 --> 00:07:59,170 Now, you know what this means. Joey told us what this means. 118 00:07:59,338 --> 00:08:01,214 Let's not jump to any conclusions, all right? 119 00:08:01,382 --> 00:08:04,175 There was some sexual chemistry between them. 120 00:08:04,343 --> 00:08:06,553 Oh, come on. It was like cousins having sex up there. 121 00:08:09,181 --> 00:08:14,019 Here she comes. Don't say a word, okay? Just be cool. Don't be, you know, you. 122 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:18,148 - Hey, you guys. Hey. 123 00:08:18,316 --> 00:08:20,900 Oh, thank you so much for coming again. 124 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,902 - Did you like it tonight? - Absolutely. 125 00:08:23,362 --> 00:08:24,571 Mm. 126 00:08:24,989 --> 00:08:27,198 Wasn't Nick funny when he couldn't get his match lit? 127 00:08:27,366 --> 00:08:28,742 Mm! 128 00:08:32,204 --> 00:08:34,706 - It's a good play, isn't it? - Mm. 129 00:08:35,666 --> 00:08:38,126 I loved the play. Uh, yeah, you were great. 130 00:08:38,294 --> 00:08:41,087 And, uh, Nick, ditto. 131 00:08:41,797 --> 00:08:44,424 Clearly, you're having sex with him. 132 00:08:47,678 --> 00:08:49,054 Okay. 133 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:55,644 Clearly, I'm having sex with him? 134 00:08:55,811 --> 00:08:58,605 Oh, come on. It was so obvious. There was no chemistry between you two. 135 00:09:00,066 --> 00:09:01,524 Okay, let me just get this straight. 136 00:09:01,692 --> 00:09:05,403 You're accusing me of cheating on you, and you're insulting my performance? 137 00:09:05,571 --> 00:09:07,280 You know, I can see how this could happen. 138 00:09:07,448 --> 00:09:10,492 You know, you're up there every night, naked, touching, kissing. 139 00:09:10,660 --> 00:09:13,745 Acting. Chandler, this is my job. 140 00:09:13,913 --> 00:09:17,332 I'm playing a part in a play. How can you not trust me? 141 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:20,794 Well, you can understand, given how we started. 142 00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:22,420 Oh, wow. 143 00:09:22,588 --> 00:09:24,798 I can't believe you're throwing that in my face. 144 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:28,093 Well, that is what happened, and I don't even see you denying this. 145 00:09:29,095 --> 00:09:32,138 I'll tell you what, Chandler. Why don't you call me when you grow up? 146 00:09:32,306 --> 00:09:35,433 Yeah, well, don't expect that to happen any time soon. 147 00:09:40,439 --> 00:09:43,483 Oh, I have the best job in the entire world. 148 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:45,402 The most adorable guy came over today... 149 00:09:45,569 --> 00:09:48,488 and I got to dress him up all day. 150 00:09:49,573 --> 00:09:51,366 Rachel has a new doll. 151 00:09:52,368 --> 00:09:55,787 Oh, I wish he was a doll. Then I could get a Rachel doll and bump them together... 152 00:09:55,955 --> 00:09:57,664 and make kissing noises. 153 00:09:58,457 --> 00:10:02,877 Oh, and he's got the most beautiful name. I never realized. Joshua. 154 00:10:03,045 --> 00:10:05,296 Oh, Joshua. 155 00:10:05,464 --> 00:10:07,716 Joshua, Josh. 156 00:10:07,883 --> 00:10:09,342 Uh, hello? 157 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:10,927 Hi. 158 00:10:13,431 --> 00:10:14,681 Ooh, what do I smell? 159 00:10:14,932 --> 00:10:17,058 I don't know, but it smells good. 160 00:10:22,982 --> 00:10:26,109 - Fresh cookies. Hot from the oven. Ooh! 161 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:28,319 - Please have some. - Oh, yo. 162 00:10:28,487 --> 00:10:32,198 I've just been fiddling around in here, making delicious treats for everyone. 163 00:10:32,825 --> 00:10:34,868 Wow. The new Playboy. 164 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,828 Yeah, just something I picked up. 165 00:10:36,996 --> 00:10:40,165 Cookies and porn? You're the best mom ever. 166 00:10:46,172 --> 00:10:47,213 What? What? 167 00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:52,343 Nothing, it's just something Joshua said about V-necks, but you had to be there. 168 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,846 How does, uh, Jason look in a V-neck? 169 00:10:55,014 --> 00:10:57,348 - It's Joshua. - Oh, whatever. 170 00:11:00,519 --> 00:11:03,271 Wait. Wait. This isn't takeout. 171 00:11:03,439 --> 00:11:06,232 - Well, hate to eat and run. - No, wait, please don't go. 172 00:11:06,609 --> 00:11:08,735 I've got porn for you too. 173 00:11:09,361 --> 00:11:10,653 Yeah, I don't need it. 174 00:11:12,156 --> 00:11:14,324 People are supposed to want to hang out here. 175 00:11:14,492 --> 00:11:16,367 Why? Honey, what is the big deal? 176 00:11:16,535 --> 00:11:18,787 I'm the hostess. 177 00:11:18,954 --> 00:11:21,956 Not those guys. I'm always the hostess. 178 00:11:22,124 --> 00:11:26,002 I mean, even when I was little, the girls brought their dollies to my tea party. 179 00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:27,754 I served the best air. 180 00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:31,216 Why did you make a whole big thing... 181 00:11:31,383 --> 00:11:33,760 out of everyone has to hang out in the big apartment? 182 00:11:33,928 --> 00:11:36,721 Because they took our apartment. I wanted to punish them. 183 00:11:36,889 --> 00:11:40,099 But I'm done now. They've suffered enough. 184 00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:44,687 If you wanted to punish them, you should have just made them hang out here. 185 00:11:44,897 --> 00:11:46,189 That's true. 186 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:49,234 All right, this place will be 10 times better than that place. 187 00:11:49,401 --> 00:11:51,611 Oh, are we gonna trash their place? 188 00:11:53,405 --> 00:11:54,906 Steps. 189 00:11:57,159 --> 00:11:58,660 Slut. 190 00:12:02,832 --> 00:12:07,836 You'll all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy. 191 00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:09,671 - What? - So you were right? 192 00:12:09,839 --> 00:12:13,591 I confronted her, and she didn't deny it. 193 00:12:15,261 --> 00:12:16,594 I don't live here. 194 00:12:19,682 --> 00:12:21,516 - Chandler. - Chandler, what did she say? 195 00:12:21,684 --> 00:12:22,892 Wait, are you sure? 196 00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:25,812 Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said. 197 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:28,898 So then I went over to Beefsteak Chewley's... 198 00:12:30,985 --> 00:12:33,194 - Beefsteak Charlie's? - Yes. 199 00:12:33,362 --> 00:12:35,613 See, you and I have always been like: 200 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:50,879 Oops. 201 00:12:52,631 --> 00:12:54,632 - Hey, do you need help with that? - No, I got it. 202 00:12:55,801 --> 00:12:58,803 Oh, I just feel bad. I never vacuum. 203 00:13:00,764 --> 00:13:02,473 - Hey. Hey. 204 00:13:02,641 --> 00:13:07,520 So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. 205 00:13:07,688 --> 00:13:10,356 - It's so frustrating. - Why don't you ask him out? 206 00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:12,942 Oh, yeah. Totally. That's such a turn-on. 207 00:13:13,402 --> 00:13:15,612 Really? It doesn't seem desperate? 208 00:13:15,779 --> 00:13:18,239 Ooh, that's the turn-on. 209 00:13:19,158 --> 00:13:22,619 He just got a divorce, right? So he's probably really nervous around women. 210 00:13:22,786 --> 00:13:25,204 You know? Maybe you just need to make the first move. 211 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:29,125 - I've never asked a guy out before. - You've never asked a guy out? 212 00:13:29,293 --> 00:13:30,376 No, have you? 213 00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:32,587 Thousands of times. Ha, ha. 214 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,175 That doesn't make me sound too good, does it? 215 00:13:37,343 --> 00:13:39,677 I don't even know how I would go about it. 216 00:13:39,845 --> 00:13:43,556 Oh, what I do is, uh, I look a woman up and down and I say: 217 00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:45,099 "Hey. 218 00:13:45,809 --> 00:13:47,560 How you doing?" 219 00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:51,230 Oh, please. 220 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,523 Hey. 221 00:13:52,691 --> 00:13:54,442 How you doing? 222 00:13:58,989 --> 00:14:00,615 You know what? I'm gonna do that. 223 00:14:00,783 --> 00:14:03,242 I'm gonna call him up and I'm gonna ask him out. 224 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,996 Yeah. - I can do that. Ask him out. 225 00:14:07,164 --> 00:14:08,957 "How you doing?" 226 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,503 Hi, Joshua? 227 00:14:13,671 --> 00:14:16,255 It's Rachel Green, from Bloomingdale's. 228 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,634 Yeah, um, I was just wondering if you, um... 229 00:14:20,469 --> 00:14:22,387 If you, um... 230 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:27,058 Left your wallet at the store today? 231 00:14:27,893 --> 00:14:31,187 Oh, well, we found a wallet, and we... 232 00:14:31,772 --> 00:14:35,441 The license? Oh, that is a good idea. 233 00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:39,529 Uh, well, let's see. This license belongs to a, uh... 234 00:14:39,738 --> 00:14:44,283 Uh, belongs to a Mr. Pheebs. 235 00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:47,912 And, um, yeah. 236 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:52,917 So okay. So sorry to bother you at home. I'll see you tomorrow. Bye. 237 00:14:54,253 --> 00:14:57,672 - You've done that a thousand times? - I've never done that. 238 00:14:58,841 --> 00:15:01,217 Oh, God, I just got so nervous that he was gonna say no. 239 00:15:01,385 --> 00:15:06,139 Well, you gotta give him something he can't say no to, like, uh, Knicks tickets. 240 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,933 Invite the guy to a Knicks game. You're guaranteed he'll say yes. 241 00:15:09,101 --> 00:15:12,186 - Really? You think that will work? - Absolutely, and if doesn't, can I go? 242 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,649 - What the heck is that? - What is that? 243 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,164 Did she call? 244 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,375 No. Sorry. 245 00:15:35,753 --> 00:15:37,837 - Well, maybe I should call her. No. 246 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,423 Forget her, man. You don't need her. Don't need that. 247 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:43,134 He's right. What she did was unforgivable. 248 00:15:43,302 --> 00:15:46,220 Well, yeah, but you know, what if I was wrong? 249 00:15:46,638 --> 00:15:48,097 How might you be wrong? 250 00:15:48,390 --> 00:15:50,892 Well, you know, what if she didn't actually sleep with the guy? 251 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:53,227 Dude, tell me she actually told you this. 252 00:15:53,395 --> 00:15:56,355 She did not have to tell me. I saw the play and there was no heat. 253 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,816 - Back me up here, Ross. - That's all your basing this on? 254 00:15:58,984 --> 00:16:00,902 That's not backing me up. 255 00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:03,237 You said, you know, with the off-stage and the heat... 256 00:16:03,405 --> 00:16:05,281 and the on-stage and the heat... - Whoa, whoa. 257 00:16:05,449 --> 00:16:09,285 That was just a theory. There's a lot of theories that didn't pan out. 258 00:16:09,453 --> 00:16:13,831 Lone gunman, communism, geometry. 259 00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,709 Oh, my God. 260 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:22,507 "Would you like to go to a basketball game with..." 261 00:16:23,258 --> 00:16:26,844 "You know, it's funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets to..." 262 00:16:27,012 --> 00:16:29,680 No. Okay. Um... 263 00:16:31,683 --> 00:16:33,392 "Who likes the Knicks?" 264 00:16:36,522 --> 00:16:38,689 - What do you think? - Oh. 265 00:16:38,899 --> 00:16:43,569 Well, as a single woman, who is available... 266 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,114 I think you look great. 267 00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:48,783 - Huh. Yeah? - Yup. 268 00:16:48,951 --> 00:16:51,536 Oh, yeah, you look great. 269 00:16:56,708 --> 00:16:59,001 Oh, yeah. Yeah, this looks great. 270 00:17:00,546 --> 00:17:01,963 Um, so you like it? 271 00:17:02,131 --> 00:17:05,424 I do, I do. I love it. In fact, I think I'm gonna wear it home. 272 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:09,720 - Great. - Well, thank you so much for all your help. 273 00:17:10,222 --> 00:17:13,599 - Well, I guess, uh... I guess this is it. - Yeah. 274 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,101 Thanks. 275 00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:18,104 Maybe I'll see you in the spring with the... For the bathing suits. 276 00:17:18,272 --> 00:17:20,398 You don't want to do that now? 277 00:17:21,483 --> 00:17:23,067 Oh, that's okay. 278 00:17:23,235 --> 00:17:25,194 Anyway, hopefully I'll see you around sometime. 279 00:17:25,654 --> 00:17:27,238 Basketball. 280 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:29,782 Sorry? 281 00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:31,242 I, uh... 282 00:17:31,743 --> 00:17:34,871 I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if you're interested... 283 00:17:35,038 --> 00:17:37,540 just as a thank-you for this week. 284 00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:41,460 Wow. That would be great. 285 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,713 - Really? - Yeah, That would be fantastic. 286 00:17:43,881 --> 00:17:47,341 My nephew is crazy about the Knicks. 287 00:17:48,886 --> 00:17:52,305 This is fantastic. Thank you so much, Rachel. 288 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,307 Good morning. Hi. 289 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,850 Oh. 290 00:18:02,274 --> 00:18:04,400 - Hey. - Hey. 291 00:18:05,027 --> 00:18:08,446 I just wanted to come over to say that I'm sorry. 292 00:18:08,614 --> 00:18:11,490 You know, I acted like the biggest idiot in the world. 293 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,243 And I can completely understand why you were so upset. 294 00:18:14,453 --> 00:18:16,287 Oh, wow. 295 00:18:17,247 --> 00:18:18,831 I really wish you'd called me. 296 00:18:18,999 --> 00:18:20,708 Yeah, I know. I wish I had too. 297 00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:24,337 But, you know, I think this is a good thing. You know? 298 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,048 Because we've had our first fight, and now we can move on. 299 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,176 You know, I mean, I know for me, but... 300 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,351 Nick's pants? 301 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,061 Yeah. 302 00:18:40,229 --> 00:18:42,188 Yeah. Well. 303 00:18:42,564 --> 00:18:46,359 I think our second fight is going to be a big one. 304 00:18:52,491 --> 00:18:56,035 - Okay, for next time, what do you say? - "I have an extra ticket." 305 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:59,455 "An extra ticket." Not "two tickets." I have and extra ticket. 306 00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:05,544 So the first time you asked a guy out he turned you down? 307 00:19:07,673 --> 00:19:10,716 He didn't turn me down. He's at the game, isn't he? 308 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:12,677 I got the date. I'm just not on it. 309 00:19:16,682 --> 00:19:19,225 Okay, it's ready. 310 00:19:19,768 --> 00:19:22,061 - Come on. - What's ready? 311 00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:23,896 Just come. 312 00:19:27,484 --> 00:19:29,902 Oh, my God. 313 00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:33,364 - Wow. - Monica, this is beautiful. 314 00:19:33,532 --> 00:19:37,285 Oh, did you work for two days straight? 315 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:39,578 Pretty much. 316 00:19:40,539 --> 00:19:42,331 So, what do you think of the floor? 317 00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:44,583 I don't know. Looks the same. 318 00:19:45,377 --> 00:19:46,794 You used to have carpet. 319 00:19:47,170 --> 00:19:48,629 Oh, yeah. 320 00:19:49,631 --> 00:19:51,882 So I made snacks. 321 00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:53,342 Please, just hang out, okay? 322 00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:56,721 I'm just gonna rest my eyes for just a little bit. 323 00:19:58,056 --> 00:19:59,849 Mon, do you want us to come back later? 324 00:20:00,017 --> 00:20:04,061 Oh, no, no, no. Stay, stay, stay. Just keep talking. 325 00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:07,231 I'm always the hostess. 326 00:20:09,443 --> 00:20:10,818 - Hey. - How'd it go? 327 00:20:10,986 --> 00:20:13,237 - So? - Well, she wasn't sleeping with him. 328 00:20:13,405 --> 00:20:16,282 - Oh, good. - She is now. 329 00:20:18,827 --> 00:20:23,956 - What are you saying? - I'm saying that she is a devil woman. 330 00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:25,833 You think you know a person... 331 00:20:26,001 --> 00:20:28,336 then they turn around and they sleep with Nick. 332 00:20:28,503 --> 00:20:31,839 Nick and his rock-hard pecs and his giant man-nipples. 333 00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:37,803 I hate him. And I hate her. 334 00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:41,807 Well, I don't hate her. I love her. This is all my fault, really. 335 00:20:42,017 --> 00:20:44,310 - Oh. - How? How is it your fault? 336 00:20:44,478 --> 00:20:47,355 Because, ugh, I should have called. 337 00:20:47,522 --> 00:20:50,941 You know, if I'd just called her, she never would have gone out with Nick... 338 00:20:51,109 --> 00:20:53,611 and they wouldn't have ended up in bed together. 339 00:20:53,779 --> 00:20:55,988 I threw her at his man-nipples. 340 00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:00,076 Honey, this is not your fault. 341 00:21:00,243 --> 00:21:04,872 Just because you guys had a fight does not justify her sleeping with someone. 342 00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:09,627 Well, if she thought they were on a break... 343 00:21:16,510 --> 00:21:21,305 Rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. A Joshua Burgen. 344 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,808 - Really? - Will you call him? 345 00:21:23,975 --> 00:21:27,019 Yes, I will. Absolutely. 346 00:21:29,898 --> 00:21:31,148 Oh. 347 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,701 Hello, Rachel. 348 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,703 Hi, Joshua. 349 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:47,331 I left my wallet here on purpose. 350 00:21:47,499 --> 00:21:48,749 Really? 351 00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:51,252 Yes, I just wanted to see you again. 352 00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:53,504 Oh, I'm glad. 353 00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:56,882 Rachel, I'd like to say something to you. 354 00:21:57,259 --> 00:21:58,509 Yes? 355 00:21:59,344 --> 00:22:01,178 How you doing?