1 00:00:02,851 --> 00:00:04,852 I'm can't believe I'm getting my nails done. 2 00:00:05,270 --> 00:00:07,563 And you said it was gonna be fun. 3 00:00:08,106 --> 00:00:09,940 Which it kind of is. 4 00:00:11,317 --> 00:00:14,319 You said there were gonna be other guys. There are no other guys. 5 00:00:14,737 --> 00:00:18,991 - Chandler, there's a guy right over there. - That's a mailman. 6 00:00:19,159 --> 00:00:21,326 That's our mailman. 7 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,912 Hi, how are you? 8 00:00:27,876 --> 00:00:32,171 Chandler, don't worry. This doesn't make you any less of a guy. 9 00:00:32,338 --> 00:00:34,173 That does. 10 00:00:35,758 --> 00:00:37,843 What am I sitting on? 11 00:00:39,345 --> 00:00:43,515 Heh. I'd hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off. 12 00:00:43,933 --> 00:00:46,101 - Know who used to have nails like that? No. 13 00:00:46,269 --> 00:00:50,189 Oh, my God. 14 00:01:42,825 --> 00:01:45,953 Joey, let me ask you a question. This has been driving me crazy. 15 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,455 - What does this light switch do? - Oh, nothing. 16 00:01:49,207 --> 00:01:51,583 Didn't it drive you crazy to not know what it did? 17 00:01:51,751 --> 00:01:53,794 I know what it did. Nothing. 18 00:01:55,505 --> 00:01:58,173 They wouldn't have put it there if it didn't do something. 19 00:01:58,341 --> 00:02:01,134 - How can you not care? - Like this: 20 00:02:04,055 --> 00:02:05,973 Well, here's another question for you. 21 00:02:06,140 --> 00:02:08,892 Do you know what that little silver knob on the toilet does? 22 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:11,228 - Sure. It flushes it. - Okay, good. 23 00:02:11,396 --> 00:02:15,899 Now, since you know, when you come over, would you mind actually using it? 24 00:02:18,194 --> 00:02:19,903 - Hello. - Hey. Aah! 25 00:02:22,198 --> 00:02:24,992 Oh, my God. Wow. - Guess who we ran into today? 26 00:02:27,245 --> 00:02:29,830 Janice. - Is this amazing? 27 00:02:29,998 --> 00:02:33,166 - How have you been? - Well, um, I'm divorced. 28 00:02:34,002 --> 00:02:35,168 - Wow. Really? 29 00:02:35,336 --> 00:02:37,629 Yeah, I'm riding the alimony pony. 30 00:02:40,383 --> 00:02:42,134 And there it is. 31 00:02:43,803 --> 00:02:46,054 I just came up to say hi. Hi. 32 00:02:47,598 --> 00:02:49,558 - You, sweetie, I'll see you later. Okay. 33 00:02:49,726 --> 00:02:51,268 Mwah. I'll see you tonight. 34 00:02:51,436 --> 00:02:52,894 - Bye. Bye. - Bye. Bye. 35 00:02:53,062 --> 00:02:55,480 - Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye. - Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Oh. 36 00:02:55,648 --> 00:02:57,274 I can't stand the woman. 37 00:02:59,444 --> 00:03:02,112 What? I thought you were crazy about her. 38 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,657 You know all those little annoying things she did before we fell in love? 39 00:03:05,825 --> 00:03:09,119 You know, like her voice and her laugh and her personality? 40 00:03:09,287 --> 00:03:11,830 Well, they're all back, you know. 41 00:03:11,998 --> 00:03:14,750 And she's picked up like nine new ones. 42 00:03:14,917 --> 00:03:17,961 So, what are you doing bringing her here? There's people here. 43 00:03:20,048 --> 00:03:22,424 Don't worry about it. I'm taking care of it tonight. 44 00:03:22,592 --> 00:03:25,719 You are not. You have never been able to break up with her. 45 00:03:25,887 --> 00:03:27,763 Well, I don't have to break up with her. 46 00:03:27,930 --> 00:03:30,599 We're not involved. I'm gonna do a preemptive strike. 47 00:03:30,767 --> 00:03:33,727 I'm gonna end it with her before it starts. 48 00:03:33,895 --> 00:03:36,396 My ass is, like, frozen. 49 00:03:37,857 --> 00:03:40,609 Yeah, try sticking it in the freezer for 20 minutes. 50 00:03:44,489 --> 00:03:45,530 I'm telling you. 51 00:03:52,955 --> 00:03:55,665 I can't believe you really walk alone here at night. 52 00:03:55,833 --> 00:03:58,293 I mean, you hear such stories about New York. 53 00:03:58,461 --> 00:04:00,253 No, it's really not that bad. 54 00:04:00,421 --> 00:04:02,506 I mean, I, for one, feel perfectly safe. 55 00:04:04,926 --> 00:04:08,428 Help! Help! Help! 56 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:11,973 No, no, no, Ross. Ross, these are friends of mine from home. 57 00:04:12,141 --> 00:04:15,143 - Liam, Devon, this is Ross. - Oh. Heh. 58 00:04:15,311 --> 00:04:16,353 - Hi, mate. - Hey. 59 00:04:16,521 --> 00:04:17,771 - How are you, man? - Ha, ha. 60 00:04:17,939 --> 00:04:21,483 That was a good one, huh? I was like, "Help! Help!" 61 00:04:22,151 --> 00:04:23,151 So how are you? 62 00:04:23,319 --> 00:04:25,779 I've been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived... 63 00:04:25,947 --> 00:04:28,490 but, um, well, I've been rather busy. 64 00:04:28,658 --> 00:04:32,119 You realize we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert? 65 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,496 - Ah. - Oh, my God, I think you're right. 66 00:04:34,664 --> 00:04:38,083 Well, actually, the last time you and I saw each other was the next morning. 67 00:04:38,251 --> 00:04:40,460 Ha, ha. Oh, Liam. 68 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:43,630 Heh. Oh, Liam. 69 00:04:44,882 --> 00:04:47,300 So, what, were you guys playing soccer or something? 70 00:04:47,468 --> 00:04:48,718 Or should I call it... 71 00:04:48,886 --> 00:04:50,804 "football"? Uh... 72 00:04:51,431 --> 00:04:53,390 We were playing rugby. 73 00:04:53,558 --> 00:04:56,935 In fact, we're playing a game tomorrow. You're welcome to play too. 74 00:04:57,103 --> 00:05:00,313 Ha, ha. Ross play rugby? I don't think so. 75 00:05:00,481 --> 00:05:02,524 Heh. What? 76 00:05:02,692 --> 00:05:04,151 What's so funny about that? 77 00:05:04,569 --> 00:05:07,195 Well, I mean, you're American, to start with. 78 00:05:07,363 --> 00:05:09,197 You don't really have rugby here. 79 00:05:09,365 --> 00:05:14,786 Heh. Well, we didn't have freedom here until 1776 either, so... 80 00:05:14,954 --> 00:05:17,706 So good, then. We'll see you at Riverside Park at 2. 81 00:05:17,874 --> 00:05:20,250 - Cheers. Cheers. 82 00:05:28,050 --> 00:05:32,387 Oh, boy. I just love to sing. 83 00:05:32,555 --> 00:05:33,930 Yes, I know that you do. 84 00:05:34,098 --> 00:05:36,183 One of the reasons people were complaining... 85 00:05:36,350 --> 00:05:40,437 was because most of the people had paid to hear the actor sing "Old Man River." 86 00:05:41,063 --> 00:05:42,272 Oh, look at us. 87 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:46,193 Who would've thought that Cupid had a station at 14th Street Nails? 88 00:05:48,321 --> 00:05:50,489 Okay, we have to talk. 89 00:05:51,741 --> 00:05:55,702 I'm just getting out of a very serious relationship. 90 00:05:55,870 --> 00:05:58,747 I know. And I'm just getting out of a marriage. 91 00:05:58,915 --> 00:06:01,958 I mean, talk about meant to be. 92 00:06:03,085 --> 00:06:06,463 Right. But I just think this is happening too soon. 93 00:06:06,631 --> 00:06:09,799 Oh, too soon, too schmoon. 94 00:06:09,967 --> 00:06:13,428 Face it, honey, I am not letting you get away this time. 95 00:06:14,263 --> 00:06:16,389 - I hear you. - Ha, ha. 96 00:06:19,268 --> 00:06:23,438 But unfortunately, my company... 97 00:06:23,606 --> 00:06:26,107 is transferring me overseas. 98 00:06:27,777 --> 00:06:30,028 Oh, no. 99 00:06:30,196 --> 00:06:32,280 Where to? 100 00:06:32,448 --> 00:06:35,825 - To Paris? - No. No, not Paris. 101 00:06:35,993 --> 00:06:39,913 To London? Oh. No, Rome? Vienna? Ooh, ooh. Barcelona? 102 00:06:40,081 --> 00:06:42,958 Okay, could you just stop talking for a second? 103 00:06:45,253 --> 00:06:46,461 Yemen. 104 00:06:49,090 --> 00:06:52,676 That's right. Yes. I'm being transferred to Yemen. 105 00:06:52,843 --> 00:06:55,929 - When? - I don't know exactly. 106 00:06:57,306 --> 00:07:02,894 Well, I will just have to soak up every ounce of Chandler Bing... 107 00:07:03,062 --> 00:07:06,314 until that moment comes. 108 00:07:07,483 --> 00:07:10,277 But I do know it's sometime tomorrow. 109 00:07:14,824 --> 00:07:16,283 - Done? - Yep. 110 00:07:16,826 --> 00:07:18,076 - Hey. Hey. 111 00:07:18,244 --> 00:07:19,494 What's up? 112 00:07:19,662 --> 00:07:21,663 This switch thing has been driving me crazy. 113 00:07:21,831 --> 00:07:24,165 So I turned it off and checked every outlet. 114 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:28,420 Now, four don't work, which means one of them has to be controlled by the switch. 115 00:07:28,588 --> 00:07:32,173 So I plugged in things in all four outlets that make noise. 116 00:07:32,341 --> 00:07:34,884 That way, when I turn it on, I just follow the noise... 117 00:07:35,052 --> 00:07:36,886 and find out which one it is. 118 00:07:37,930 --> 00:07:40,432 I bet I stopped listening before you did. 119 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:44,352 You know, you also could have used lamps... 120 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,021 and then followed the light. 121 00:07:46,731 --> 00:07:50,984 Yeah, well, I'm using noise. Okay? 122 00:07:51,152 --> 00:07:52,611 All right, so everybody ready? 123 00:07:53,487 --> 00:07:55,363 Here we go. 124 00:07:57,825 --> 00:08:01,536 There's something. I hear something. Where is it? 125 00:08:12,340 --> 00:08:13,882 It's coming from Joey. 126 00:08:15,635 --> 00:08:18,803 Oh, my God. That's so freaky. Turn him off. 127 00:08:21,891 --> 00:08:25,685 - With the set scrum in center field. 128 00:08:26,395 --> 00:08:27,687 - Oh, hey. Hi. 129 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:31,274 Could we put on the news? I think it might be raining. 130 00:08:31,734 --> 00:08:35,570 No, just hold on a sec. I'm watching this rugby thing on ESPN. 131 00:08:35,738 --> 00:08:38,990 I don't know what the big deal is. I'm man enough to play this sport. 132 00:08:39,158 --> 00:08:43,161 Dude, you're not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport. 133 00:08:44,413 --> 00:08:46,748 Hey there, Ross. 134 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:49,084 Hey. 135 00:08:49,251 --> 00:08:50,752 Janice. 136 00:08:52,755 --> 00:08:56,383 You know, uh, you really didn't have to help me pack. 137 00:08:56,550 --> 00:08:58,551 Oh. When you said all you were gonna be doing... 138 00:08:58,719 --> 00:09:01,054 between now and the time you leave is packing... 139 00:09:01,222 --> 00:09:03,431 you really didn't leave me much choice. 140 00:09:03,599 --> 00:09:06,267 Well, I thought I did, but I guess I did not. 141 00:09:08,104 --> 00:09:11,106 - Hey. What's going on? - Oh, I'm packing. 142 00:09:11,273 --> 00:09:14,567 You know, I'm packing because I'm moving to Yemen tomorrow. 143 00:09:15,611 --> 00:09:17,070 Thanks for telling me. 144 00:09:19,865 --> 00:09:23,618 I'm only pretend-moving to Yemen, okay? It's the only way I can get rid of her. 145 00:09:23,786 --> 00:09:25,995 Oh. Good one. 146 00:09:27,581 --> 00:09:30,875 And Yemen. That actually sounds like a real country. 147 00:09:31,544 --> 00:09:33,128 Hey, Chandler, come on. 148 00:09:33,295 --> 00:09:36,631 I'm gonna show you how to roll your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. 149 00:09:36,799 --> 00:09:40,844 - It's a real space-saver. - I do that because it makes me look taller. 150 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:45,181 Hey, Chandler. Come on. 151 00:09:45,349 --> 00:09:46,433 Okay. 152 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,227 - Joey, trade lives with me. - Nope. 153 00:09:51,147 --> 00:09:53,982 Man, look at this. Ross, I can't believe you said you'd play. 154 00:09:54,150 --> 00:09:56,943 - Look how brutal this is. - Hey, I can handle it, all right? 155 00:09:57,111 --> 00:09:58,236 Oh, please, Ross. 156 00:09:58,404 --> 00:10:02,449 You got hurt playing badminton with my dad. 157 00:10:02,616 --> 00:10:06,202 That's because your mom's dog kept looking at me. 158 00:10:07,997 --> 00:10:11,332 Okay, Ross, look, look, look. Right here, it's called a "scrum," okay? 159 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:15,462 - It's kind of like a huddle. - And is a hum kind of like a scruddle? 160 00:10:16,839 --> 00:10:19,299 Ross, they're gonna kill you. 161 00:10:21,302 --> 00:10:23,052 Why are you doing this, anyway? 162 00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:26,765 Well, you should've seen the guy that she used to go out with. 163 00:10:26,932 --> 00:10:29,100 I mean, he's like Joe Rugby. 164 00:10:29,268 --> 00:10:32,479 You're kidding. And he plays rugby? That's so funny. 165 00:10:34,565 --> 00:10:36,649 Oh, I see. You did that. All right. 166 00:10:38,527 --> 00:10:42,697 Anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was, like, hilarious. 167 00:10:42,865 --> 00:10:45,408 So I'm gonna show her how tough I really am. 168 00:10:48,746 --> 00:10:51,331 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You're right. You are a tough guy. 169 00:10:51,499 --> 00:10:53,708 You're the toughest paleontologist I know. 170 00:10:54,376 --> 00:10:55,376 All right, come on. 171 00:10:55,544 --> 00:10:58,880 Look, Ross can take care of himself. It's not like he's Chandler. 172 00:10:59,048 --> 00:11:00,715 Thanks. 173 00:11:01,509 --> 00:11:02,842 Look, don't worry about me. 174 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:06,554 I'll just look real energetic and stay away from the ball. 175 00:11:06,722 --> 00:11:08,890 I'll be that guy, right outside the circle. 176 00:11:10,726 --> 00:11:11,851 Ooh. Oh! 177 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:14,354 Oh, jeez. 178 00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:18,233 Oh. Well, maybe there was a dog looking at him. 179 00:11:26,951 --> 00:11:28,243 Okay, Ross, Ross, Ross. 180 00:11:28,410 --> 00:11:31,746 You're gonna wanna stay away from that guy and that guy and that one. 181 00:11:31,914 --> 00:11:34,374 Dude, they're all huge. 182 00:11:35,251 --> 00:11:36,918 They don't look any bigger than me. 183 00:11:37,086 --> 00:11:38,920 That's because you're closer to you. 184 00:11:39,088 --> 00:11:41,130 So you look bigger to you from where you are. 185 00:11:43,175 --> 00:11:45,176 I'm just gonna go and say hello to the lads. 186 00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:47,095 - All right. - Okay. 187 00:11:49,807 --> 00:11:51,516 Hi. 188 00:11:51,684 --> 00:11:52,809 Oh. 189 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,145 I kind of liked it. 190 00:11:57,857 --> 00:12:01,234 Okay, I know what I've gotta do. I've gotta go Red Ross. 191 00:12:02,987 --> 00:12:05,613 You know, Red Ross? 192 00:12:05,781 --> 00:12:07,824 Totally don't know what you're talking about. 193 00:12:07,992 --> 00:12:11,119 That time that we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves... 194 00:12:11,287 --> 00:12:14,455 and that one guy cut in front of us, and I just lost it? 195 00:12:14,623 --> 00:12:17,917 Huh? Screamed at him, turned all red. 196 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,544 Red Ross! 197 00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:22,213 No. 198 00:12:22,923 --> 00:12:24,632 You'll see. 199 00:12:25,676 --> 00:12:27,468 Liam, do me a favor. 200 00:12:27,636 --> 00:12:30,805 Tell the lads to go easy on Ross. It's his first time. 201 00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:32,724 You don't say? 202 00:12:38,647 --> 00:12:41,232 - Thanks. Okay. 203 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,985 Good luck, babe. 204 00:12:44,153 --> 00:12:46,529 Ross. Ross, come on, get in here. 205 00:12:48,490 --> 00:12:50,491 Ross, come on. 206 00:12:56,332 --> 00:12:57,665 Ross. 207 00:12:57,833 --> 00:12:59,918 Ross, come on, get in the bloody scrum. 208 00:13:00,085 --> 00:13:02,337 Ross, get in. 209 00:13:13,182 --> 00:13:15,600 Joey! 210 00:13:17,603 --> 00:13:22,065 Oh. You are not gonna believe it. Joshua came in today, and guess what. 211 00:13:22,232 --> 00:13:23,691 - He asked you out? - No. 212 00:13:23,859 --> 00:13:27,779 But I was showing him some cuff links, and I felt his pulse. 213 00:13:29,782 --> 00:13:31,658 Saucy. 214 00:13:32,576 --> 00:13:36,371 - What are these? - Oh. Electrical plans for the building. 215 00:13:37,706 --> 00:13:40,249 Okay, okay, okay, should I be scared? 216 00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:44,379 I know that switch has gotta do something. So I went to City Hall and I got these. 217 00:13:44,546 --> 00:13:47,340 All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours. 218 00:13:48,801 --> 00:13:50,969 Wow. If only more people knew. 219 00:14:03,399 --> 00:14:06,818 You know, you really didn't have to take me to the airport. 220 00:14:06,986 --> 00:14:10,071 Oh, please. Every moment is precious. 221 00:14:10,239 --> 00:14:13,366 Besides, somebody had to ride in that other taxi with your luggage. 222 00:14:13,534 --> 00:14:16,703 And your friends don't seem to care very much that you're leaving. 223 00:14:17,579 --> 00:14:19,205 Well, we're not really that close. 224 00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:24,419 Okay. So I guess this is, uh, you know, goodbye, then. 225 00:14:24,586 --> 00:14:25,962 Oh, no, no. 226 00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:29,132 It's not goodbye. I'm not leaving until you get on that plane. 227 00:14:30,426 --> 00:14:33,845 Okay, well, I guess it's just "wait here," then. 228 00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:39,225 Hi. I need a fake ticket to Yemen. 229 00:14:40,477 --> 00:14:42,895 - One ticket to Yemen? - Oh, no, no, no. 230 00:14:43,063 --> 00:14:45,606 I just need a pretend ticket. 231 00:14:45,774 --> 00:14:47,817 I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand. 232 00:14:47,985 --> 00:14:50,987 What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with? 233 00:14:51,155 --> 00:14:53,656 Are you traveling with a child? 234 00:14:54,908 --> 00:14:56,576 No. 235 00:14:57,828 --> 00:15:00,913 Oh. She's gonna think that I'm handing you a credit card. 236 00:15:01,081 --> 00:15:04,876 But what I'm really gonna do is hand you a library card. 237 00:15:05,335 --> 00:15:11,007 Uh, sir, a ticket to Yemen is $2100, and we don't take library cards. 238 00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:14,010 What's the matter? Is something wrong? 239 00:15:14,636 --> 00:15:16,179 Do you have to stay? 240 00:15:17,806 --> 00:15:19,849 American Express? 241 00:15:23,937 --> 00:15:26,022 Ross! 242 00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:30,318 - Oh. - Ah. 243 00:15:30,486 --> 00:15:33,863 I can't believe they're doing that to him. I told them to go easy on him. 244 00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:36,491 No offense, but sometimes it's hard to understand you... 245 00:15:36,658 --> 00:15:38,576 you know, with the accent, so... 246 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,580 - That's just halftime. There's more of this. - Oh. 247 00:15:42,748 --> 00:15:43,790 - Hey. Hey. 248 00:15:43,957 --> 00:15:45,333 Hey. 249 00:15:45,501 --> 00:15:50,129 Did you see me? I was pretty good, huh? That is one fun game. 250 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:53,091 - Right. - Do me a favor? Grab me a bottle of water? 251 00:15:53,258 --> 00:15:55,009 - Yeah. - Thanks. 252 00:15:56,804 --> 00:15:59,972 - I think I'm dying. I really do. - Oh, poor baby. 253 00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:01,933 Tell my son that I love him. 254 00:16:03,393 --> 00:16:06,729 Oh, excellent. Okay, gotta have some more fun. 255 00:16:06,897 --> 00:16:08,648 Ross, they are killing you out there. 256 00:16:10,484 --> 00:16:13,402 - That's not true. - She's right. You have to stop. 257 00:16:13,570 --> 00:16:16,739 What? No. No, I'm not stopping. I'm Red Ross. 258 00:16:16,907 --> 00:16:20,118 Dude, you go back out there, you're gonna be Dead Ross. 259 00:16:20,285 --> 00:16:23,538 I don't care. I am not quitting. I am gonna finish this game. 260 00:16:23,705 --> 00:16:26,707 All right. If you insist on doing this, at least let me help you. 261 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:30,920 God, no. That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything. 262 00:16:32,047 --> 00:16:33,381 That's not what I was saying. 263 00:16:33,549 --> 00:16:36,759 I just might know a few things that could help you inflict some pain. 264 00:16:36,927 --> 00:16:40,304 - I like that. - Yeah? Listen closely. 265 00:16:40,472 --> 00:16:42,557 - Devon has got a weak ankle. - Huh? 266 00:16:42,724 --> 00:16:44,809 One swift kick and he'll back off. 267 00:16:44,977 --> 00:16:46,727 All right, bad ankle. Got it. 268 00:16:46,895 --> 00:16:48,813 - And that big bloke with the beard? - Uh-huh. 269 00:16:48,981 --> 00:16:50,731 - He's got a trick hip. - Ha, ha. 270 00:16:50,899 --> 00:16:54,777 Yeah. And David over there, I heard that he doesn't wear a cup. 271 00:16:54,945 --> 00:16:58,197 Real...? I could use that. Trick hip, no cup. Okay, okay. 272 00:16:58,407 --> 00:17:00,950 And Liam. Liam's got bad knees. 273 00:17:01,118 --> 00:17:03,327 You hit him right and he'll go down like a lamp. 274 00:17:03,495 --> 00:17:05,204 But Liam's on my team. 275 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:08,416 - I don't care. You just get him. - Go get him. 276 00:17:08,584 --> 00:17:11,627 Okay. I am going back in. 277 00:17:14,131 --> 00:17:17,466 Red Ross. Yeah. 278 00:17:19,887 --> 00:17:22,263 - Hi. - Hi. 279 00:17:26,602 --> 00:17:27,727 What are these? 280 00:17:27,895 --> 00:17:31,272 Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. 281 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,650 I thought they'd brighten up the place. They do, don't you think? 282 00:17:37,279 --> 00:17:39,322 - Aah! - No, no, don't, don't. 283 00:17:40,449 --> 00:17:41,490 Oh! 284 00:17:43,493 --> 00:17:46,787 I know that there's no hole there. I just really like that picture. 285 00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,834 Oh, my God. Look at this. 286 00:17:52,002 --> 00:17:55,463 But there is a wire back there. That switch is connected to something. 287 00:17:55,631 --> 00:17:59,550 I don't care. The wires have come loose in your head. 288 00:17:59,968 --> 00:18:03,054 I thought if I could follow the wire, I could find out what it did. 289 00:18:03,222 --> 00:18:06,140 - And did you? - No. 290 00:18:06,642 --> 00:18:08,684 It disappears back behind that baseboard. 291 00:18:09,144 --> 00:18:11,812 For a minute there, I thought it went downstairs. 292 00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:18,319 But it didn't. 293 00:18:19,655 --> 00:18:22,907 - Say hello to Mrs. Catrokis. Oh, my God. 294 00:18:23,075 --> 00:18:26,953 Hello, darling. Hello, Mrs. Catrokis. 295 00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:33,751 Are you sure you don't wanna go see a doctor? 296 00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:37,088 Oh, no, that'll just bring me down. 297 00:18:37,256 --> 00:18:41,384 This was great. I mean, I was great. This was a great day. 298 00:18:41,551 --> 00:18:44,011 You know what? I'm buying everyone coffee. 299 00:18:44,179 --> 00:18:46,305 Someone just grab my wallet. It's in my pocket. 300 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:47,640 - Yeah, sure. - No, not you. 301 00:18:47,808 --> 00:18:49,267 Okay. 302 00:18:49,726 --> 00:18:53,020 Look, your eye's still popping out a little. I'm gonna go get some ice. 303 00:18:53,188 --> 00:18:55,773 - Okay. - Ooh, ice, yeah. I'm so in the mood for ice. 304 00:18:58,193 --> 00:19:00,736 - You were amazing out there. - Oh. 305 00:19:00,904 --> 00:19:03,614 - I kind of was, wasn't I? - Oh, my God. 306 00:19:03,782 --> 00:19:07,952 I made a man twice my size cry. 307 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:12,999 I mean, I haven't done that since I was 4 and I washed my dad's Porsche with rocks. 308 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,961 You really enjoyed yourself, didn't you? 309 00:19:17,129 --> 00:19:19,880 Please, are you kidding? I hurt three huge men. 310 00:19:20,048 --> 00:19:21,882 I gave a guy a bloody nose. 311 00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:24,635 I mean, I'm not proud of it... 312 00:19:25,137 --> 00:19:26,637 but I really am. 313 00:19:28,056 --> 00:19:30,057 And it's all because of you. 314 00:19:30,225 --> 00:19:34,979 - Yeah. Wonderful, amazing you. - I think you've got a concussion. 315 00:19:35,147 --> 00:19:37,732 No, no, I'm serious. Thank you. 316 00:19:38,942 --> 00:19:40,943 You're welcome. 317 00:19:43,071 --> 00:19:46,282 - I'm sorry. Did that hurt you? - It's worth the pain. 318 00:19:47,868 --> 00:19:50,161 You know what? You know what? It's not. 319 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:59,920 This is the final boarding call for Flight 664 to Yemen. 320 00:20:02,883 --> 00:20:04,592 Well, I guess I gotta go. 321 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,720 Oh. My Bing-a-ling. 322 00:20:09,723 --> 00:20:10,973 I'll wait for you. 323 00:20:11,141 --> 00:20:13,267 Do you even know how long you're gonna be gone? 324 00:20:14,269 --> 00:20:19,648 Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel. 325 00:20:20,067 --> 00:20:23,986 Oh. Well, I'll write you every day. 326 00:20:24,154 --> 00:20:27,281 15 Yemen Road, Yemen. 327 00:20:28,992 --> 00:20:31,202 Okay. Goodbye. 328 00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:32,953 Goodbye. 329 00:20:46,426 --> 00:20:47,468 - Chandler? No. 330 00:20:47,636 --> 00:20:49,428 Chandler. 331 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:52,807 Janice. There you are. There you are. I had to have one last kiss. 332 00:20:52,974 --> 00:20:56,644 And also, also, you said you were gonna leave right after I got on the plane. 333 00:20:57,437 --> 00:21:01,023 No. No. I wanna see you take off. 334 00:21:01,817 --> 00:21:04,193 Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen. 335 00:21:06,154 --> 00:21:08,322 I'm going to Yemen. 336 00:21:09,491 --> 00:21:13,035 When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you? 337 00:21:19,793 --> 00:21:23,087 All right. The super couldn't figure out what it did. 338 00:21:23,255 --> 00:21:27,299 The $200-an-hour electrician couldn't figure out what it did. 339 00:21:27,467 --> 00:21:30,678 I've had seven pretty serious shocks. 340 00:21:31,513 --> 00:21:34,557 - I officially give up. - Thank God. 341 00:21:35,517 --> 00:21:37,518 I guess Joey was right. 342 00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:39,979 It does nothing. 343 00:21:44,901 --> 00:21:46,444 See? 344 00:21:50,365 --> 00:21:54,201 I'm doing it. I am totally doing it. 345 00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:02,877 I lost it.