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What is it?

2
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Nothing. I can't find anything
that I want to eat.

3
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Everything makes me nauseous.

4
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I'm telling you, being pregnant
is no piece of cake. Oh, cake.

5
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No.

6
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- Aw, honey, I'm sorry.
- God.

7
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Ooh, what is that smell?
It's coming from the bathroom.

8
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Wow, pregnancy does give you
some weird cravings.

9
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Yeah.
- It's me. It's Phoebe.

10
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Listen, there's something in here
I want to eat. What?

11
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What smells so good?

12
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Is it the shampoo? It's guava.

13
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No.

14
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- Ugh.
- Oh, wait, wait.

15
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Is it my bologna sandwich?

16
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Yes, yes, yes.

17
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I can't believe it. The baby wants bologna.
The baby wants me to eat meat.

18
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- I can't eat meat.
- Uh, wait, wait.

19
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Maybe it's the pickle.

20
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What are you writing?

21
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Well, Joshua's coming in tomorrow...

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and since I don't have the guts
to ask him out...

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I'm gonna sell him a coat
and put this note in the pocket.

24
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Oh, yeah?
- Oh.

25
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"Joshua, give me a call sometime.
Guys like you...

26
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never go out of style."

27
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What did you throw away?

28
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- Hi, guys.
- Hey, what have you guys been up to?

29
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Oh, we went to see a collection of Victorian
doorknobs at the Cooper-Hewitt museum.

30
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Without me?

31
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My uncle dragged us there,
but actually it turned out to be interesting.

32
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- Yeah.
- They were so ornate and beautiful.

33
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I mean, look at that.

34
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I don't know how museums work
in England...

35
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but here,
you're not supposed to take stuff.

36
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I, uh... I got it from the gift shop.

37
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They have really lax security there.

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It's a joke.

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Bye.

40
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Right, I've got to be off. I'll see you.
Bye-bye, then.

41
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Bye.

42
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Wow. Hey, you guys seem
to be having a good time.

43
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Oh, yeah, she is amazing,
and she's so much fun.

44
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And you know what?
When I'm with her, I'm fun.

45
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I even signed up for helicopter classes.

46
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She's leaving in two days.
I don't have to do it.

47
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- Aw, two days? You must be bummed.
Yeah.

48
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She's got to go back to London.

49
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But you know what?
I've been prepared for this from the start.

50
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We both knew we had two weeks
together and then that's it, you know?

51
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Hey, that's what all
my relationships are like.

52
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Yes, but in Ross' case,
they both know in two weeks that's it.

53
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Pheebs, hey.

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- Hello, hello.
- Yeah, I know. Yeah.

55
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So the baby is totally craving meat.

56
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This afternoon, I tried tricking it.

57
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I made it a soy burger
so that maybe it'd think it was getting meat.

58
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You know? And I got nauseous.

59
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Well, maybe that's because
soy burgers suck.

60
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Being pregnant is hard on your tummy.

61
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Hey, but at least you got
that cool, pregnant-lady glow.

62
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Oh, that's sweat. You throw up all morning,
you'll have that glow too.

63
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- Okay.
- Uh, here's that trench coat you wanted.

64
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Oh, great. Great.

65
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- Wow, yeah, it's comfortable.
- Yeah.

66
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Man, you could really
flash somebody in this thing.

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Ha, ha. They don't want you to put
your hands in the pockets...

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until you are out of the store.

69
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Why not?

70
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Well, because...

71
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we get a lot of...

72
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You know, they ruin it for everybody.

73
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I know.

74
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You know, I wore that cashmere sweater
on a date last night.

75
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- Oh.
- It was the first date since the divorce.

76
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Well, congratulations.
So do you love her?

77
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No, no, no. She's nice,
but, you know, it made me realize...

78
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I'm just not ready to be dating,
you know?

79
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Huh.

80
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Well, uh...

81
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That's, uh... That's interesting.

82
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Hey, whoa, hey.

83
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- What was that?
- Oh, that's just an antitheft device.

84
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Then what's this?

85
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Well, you need that too, because
obviously a thief could just tear this up.

86
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Listen, we have to have a party tonight.

87
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We have to have one in five minutes,
so everybody cancel your plans.

88
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- What?
- Yeah, what's going on?

89
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We have to have a surprise
bon-voyage party for Emily.

90
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But it's actually for Joshua.

91
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Look, he said he's not ready to date.

92
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So I had to invite him to a party
if I wanted to see him outside work.

93
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And now I have created
the perfect opportunity to seduce him.

94
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Well, as much as I'd like
to meet Josh and warn him...

95
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Emily and I aren't gonna be here,
all right?

96
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She's gonna come by first
to say goodbye.

97
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And then I've got a whole special
evening planned. So sorry. No party.

98
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Aw.

99
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- Hello?
- Surprise!

100
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Surprise!

101
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No one's ever thrown me
a surprise party before.

102
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Well, it was all Ross' idea.

103
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You're so sweet.

104
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And I'm so surprised.

105
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You really didn't know?

106
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There's dancin'

107
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Behind movie scenes

108
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Why are you over here
if Joshua's all the way over there?

109
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Uh, because I'm trying to play
hard-to-get.

110
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Oh, quick. He's looking over here.
Say something funny.

111
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- Like what?
- Ha-ha-ha.

112
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What's so funny?

113
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I said, "Like what?"

114
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Now that's a thinker.

115
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Okay, you know what? This
playing-hard-to-get thing is not working.

116
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Uh, hand me those cherries. Okay.

117
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Okay.

118
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- Hi.
- Hey.

119
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- Care for a cherry?
- No, thanks.

120
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You know, I can tie one of these into a knot
using just my tongue.

121
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You okay?

122
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You all right?

123
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So we should probably get going soon.

124
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Oh, but the party's only
just getting started.

125
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Yeah, but we have to be at The Four
Seasons for drinks in, oh, 15 minutes.

126
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And then, uh, you know,
then the Plaza for dinner.

127
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So why did you plan a party
at the same time?

128
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No, no, no. Ha, ha.

129
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Actually, American surprise parties
are very short.

130
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It's usually, "Surprise!" Then,
"Oh, my God, I'm so surprised. Goodbye."

131
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Ross, I'm having such a great time.

132
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Your sister has just been telling me that
you used to dressed up like old ladies...

133
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and host make-believe tea parties.

134
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Monica said that, did she?

135
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Oh, yeah. Then what are you going
to put on top of that?

136
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- A little salami.
- Ooh, yeah. Yeah.

137
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Then, um, what goes on top
of the salami?

138
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- Pastrami.
- Oh, yeah.

139
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You're a genius.

140
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Can someone give me a hand
with the zipper.

141
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Up.

142
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- You changed?
- Yeah, I just needed my lucky dress.

143
00:09:02,727 --> 00:09:05,354
- And "lucky" means "more cleavage"?
- Does for me.

144
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Oh, God, look at him. He's so cute.

145
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I just want to go over there and grab him
and kiss him.

146
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How could I kiss him
without letting him know that I like him?

147
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Hey, I know how you can get him.
Take off your bra.

148
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What?

149
00:09:30,046 --> 00:09:32,089
- There was a scene in Footloose...
- Flashdance.

150
00:09:32,257 --> 00:09:35,843
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, with that plumber girl?
- She was a welder.

151
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Were you, like, in the movie?

152
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Anyway, she takes off her bra
under the shirt...

153
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and pulls it out the sleeve.

154
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Very sexy. And classy.

155
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Or if you wanna kiss him,
um, you could use mistletoe.

156
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It's not Christmas.

157
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- Or spin the bottle.
- And he's not 11.

158
00:10:03,747 --> 00:10:06,707
Thank you so much for this.
It was really so thoughtful of you.

159
00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:08,125
You're leaving?

160
00:10:08,293 --> 00:10:12,129
- Yes, we have something we have to get to.
- Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna take off too.

161
00:10:12,297 --> 00:10:15,215
No, you guys, you can't leave yet.
You have to stay.

162
00:10:15,383 --> 00:10:18,052
We've got the whole big thing planned.

163
00:10:18,678 --> 00:10:19,762
What big thing?

164
00:10:19,929 --> 00:10:22,056
So, Spin-The-Bottle
works like this.

165
00:10:22,223 --> 00:10:23,724
I spin the bottle.

166
00:10:23,892 --> 00:10:26,644
Lands on Gunther,
so I would have to kiss Gunther.

167
00:10:28,229 --> 00:10:29,438
All right.

168
00:10:30,899 --> 00:10:32,483
Who wants to go first?

169
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I'll go.

170
00:10:39,157 --> 00:10:41,283
Welcome to America.

171
00:10:43,411 --> 00:10:44,662
Oh.

172
00:10:45,664 --> 00:10:47,039
All right.

173
00:10:47,999 --> 00:10:49,541
Oh, my God.

174
00:10:49,709 --> 00:10:53,379
Oh, my gosh. Two in a row.
You gotta use your tongues now.

175
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All right.

176
00:11:02,389 --> 00:11:04,139
What are the odds? What are the odds?

177
00:11:06,059 --> 00:11:08,560
Okay, that's enough, you know. Ha, ha.

178
00:11:09,479 --> 00:11:11,772
Let's let someone else play.

179
00:11:13,108 --> 00:11:15,943
Hey, if you didn't want to play,
then why'd you come to the party?

180
00:11:17,904 --> 00:11:19,446
Okay, my turn.

181
00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:24,702
Oh! Look at that.

182
00:11:24,869 --> 00:11:26,495
Oh, my God.

183
00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:31,750
Oh, my God. The baby just kicked.

184
00:11:33,128 --> 00:11:35,963
It's okay, it's okay.
If it kicked once, it'll kick again.

185
00:11:39,801 --> 00:11:44,304
All right, well, everybody just remember
where they were sitting.

186
00:11:53,523 --> 00:11:55,065
It was a bug.

187
00:11:57,819 --> 00:11:59,611
It doesn't matter
how much I'm craving it.

188
00:11:59,779 --> 00:12:03,240
You know why I'm never gonna eat meat?
Because it's cold-blooded murder.

189
00:12:04,159 --> 00:12:05,576
Okay.

190
00:12:10,915 --> 00:12:13,375
There's a Phoebe on my sandwich.

191
00:12:15,170 --> 00:12:16,545
Phoebe, what are you doing?

192
00:12:16,713 --> 00:12:18,964
I can't help it.

193
00:12:19,132 --> 00:12:22,050
I need the meat.
The baby needs the meat.

194
00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:24,261
You know how when
you're dating someone...

195
00:12:24,429 --> 00:12:28,015
and you don't want to cheat on them
unless it's with someone really hot?

196
00:12:30,602 --> 00:12:33,020
- Yeah, totally.
- All right, okay.

197
00:12:33,188 --> 00:12:34,772
Well, this is the same kind of deal.

198
00:12:34,939 --> 00:12:37,691
If you're gonna do something wrong...

199
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,402
do it right.

200
00:12:47,202 --> 00:12:48,660
Feel better?

201
00:12:48,828 --> 00:12:50,996
Yeah, but at what cost?

202
00:12:51,956 --> 00:12:53,999
Six more months, three meals a day?

203
00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:58,128
I'm gonna eat like, you know,
millions of cows.

204
00:12:59,923 --> 00:13:03,592
Hey, what if I said I could even things out
for you, meat-wise?

205
00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,969
- What?
- Well, I eat a lot of meat, right?

206
00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:09,056
- Yeah.
- But suppose, until the baby's born...

207
00:13:09,224 --> 00:13:10,432
I laid off it.

208
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,977
No extra animals would die.
You'd just be eating my animals.

209
00:13:15,647 --> 00:13:17,523
Joey, I can't believe
you'd do that for me.

210
00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:21,693
Absolutely. I could be a vegetarian.

211
00:13:21,861 --> 00:13:24,363
There's no meat in beer, right?

212
00:13:24,906 --> 00:13:27,449
Okay, we can still make dinner
if we skip the appetizers...

213
00:13:27,617 --> 00:13:29,785
and ask for our check right away.

214
00:13:33,706 --> 00:13:37,000
We can't go now. Looks like Rachel
is going to put on a skit.

215
00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:41,797
Oh, my God. Have you lost your mind?

216
00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:45,300
No, no, no. I am finally thinking clearly.

217
00:13:47,095 --> 00:13:49,221
My lucky dress wasn't working out
too well for me.

218
00:13:49,389 --> 00:13:52,808
But for four years,
this baby never missed.

219
00:13:52,976 --> 00:13:56,019
Rachel, wait, I can't let...

220
00:13:56,271 --> 00:13:58,480
Actually, I kind of want to see
what happens.

221
00:14:01,025 --> 00:14:02,150
- Hey.
- Hey.

222
00:14:02,318 --> 00:14:04,236
Nice, uh, costume.

223
00:14:04,404 --> 00:14:05,696
Oh, yeah.

224
00:14:05,864 --> 00:14:10,200
Well, I wanted to give Emily
a big American goodbye cheer.

225
00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:13,620
So okay. Whoo!

226
00:14:15,790 --> 00:14:18,083
Ready. Okay.

227
00:14:18,251 --> 00:14:19,877
- Give me an "E."
E.

228
00:14:20,044 --> 00:14:21,670
- Give me an "M."
M.

229
00:14:21,838 --> 00:14:23,463
- Give me an "I."
I.

230
00:14:23,631 --> 00:14:24,798
- Give me an "L."
I.

231
00:14:24,966 --> 00:14:26,633
- Give me a "Y."
Y.

232
00:14:26,801 --> 00:14:28,635
What do you get?

233
00:14:28,803 --> 00:14:31,179
Oh! Emily.

234
00:14:31,347 --> 00:14:33,181
Whoo! Emily.

235
00:14:36,352 --> 00:14:39,396
Okay. That's me as a cheerleader. Ta-da!

236
00:14:41,524 --> 00:14:43,275
- You all right?
- I just loosened a tooth.

237
00:14:43,443 --> 00:14:45,319
It's no big deal. I have a dentist, you know?

238
00:14:45,486 --> 00:14:48,238
I'm gonna go put some ice on it.
Excuse me.

239
00:14:50,325 --> 00:14:52,868
- What do I do now? What do I do now?
- I think you're done.

240
00:14:54,871 --> 00:14:56,163
Okay, time to take off the bra.

241
00:15:00,168 --> 00:15:03,337
Uh, that was really great.

242
00:15:04,047 --> 00:15:05,964
But I got to take off, actually.

243
00:15:06,174 --> 00:15:09,092
Take the bra off.

244
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,348
All right, come on,
let's go get your coat.

245
00:15:14,515 --> 00:15:15,641
Okay.

246
00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:19,394
Rachel's my girlfriend.

247
00:15:22,774 --> 00:15:25,400
So this was really fun.

248
00:15:25,568 --> 00:15:27,277
Oh, yeah, it was real fun.

249
00:15:32,450 --> 00:15:34,326
You know, this bra...

250
00:15:36,955 --> 00:15:39,289
is really bothering me.

251
00:15:40,917 --> 00:15:42,501
You know, this used to be my bedroom.

252
00:15:43,086 --> 00:15:44,169
Yeah.

253
00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:48,715
A lot of memories in here. Lot of memories.

254
00:15:49,217 --> 00:15:51,259
If these walls could talk,
you know what they'd say?

255
00:15:51,636 --> 00:15:53,762
"Want to hear some memories?"

256
00:16:00,228 --> 00:16:01,603
Need a...? Need a little hand there?

257
00:16:01,771 --> 00:16:03,814
Oh, no, no, no.
No, I got this all under control.

258
00:16:05,942 --> 00:16:08,318
You really don't seem like you do.

259
00:16:13,241 --> 00:16:17,744
God. Forget it! Oh, this is...

260
00:16:20,081 --> 00:16:23,125
This is not how
this was supposed to happen.

261
00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:24,710
What was supposed to happen?

262
00:16:26,754 --> 00:16:28,630
Can you not look at me when I say this?

263
00:16:32,927 --> 00:16:36,388
I thought that if I could get you here...

264
00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:39,766
I could seduce you.

265
00:16:44,522 --> 00:16:49,317
Uh, I don't wear suits to work...

266
00:16:49,485 --> 00:16:52,029
and I bought six of them from you.

267
00:16:53,031 --> 00:16:55,949
Well, I'm sorry.
I thought you needed them.

268
00:16:57,535 --> 00:17:01,538
My point is, I kept coming back
because I wanted to see you.

269
00:17:02,457 --> 00:17:04,875
- Why?
- Because I like you.

270
00:17:05,877 --> 00:17:07,586
You like me?

271
00:17:07,837 --> 00:17:09,129
Yeah.

272
00:17:09,297 --> 00:17:14,051
I mean, you're beautiful
and smart and sophisticated.

273
00:17:14,218 --> 00:17:16,344
A lot of this isn't, you know,
based on tonight.

274
00:17:19,223 --> 00:17:20,682
But you like me?

275
00:17:21,059 --> 00:17:25,020
Oh, my God. I can't believe this.
All this time, I liked you and you liked me.

276
00:17:25,188 --> 00:17:26,229
Oh!

277
00:17:27,315 --> 00:17:29,066
- But...
- No don't say "but."

278
00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:33,695
"But" is never good. Let's leave it
at "I like you and you like me."

279
00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:36,156
Okay, uh...

280
00:17:36,324 --> 00:17:39,159
- However...
- No, that's a fancy "but."

281
00:17:41,329 --> 00:17:45,499
My marriage, like, just ended.

282
00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:49,878
And I'm really not ready
to get into anything yet.

283
00:17:51,047 --> 00:17:52,798
But...

284
00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:58,136
I'm sorry. I just need a little time.

285
00:18:02,183 --> 00:18:03,475
Okay.

286
00:18:07,563 --> 00:18:10,357
Oh, there you are.
I was looking for you before.

287
00:18:10,525 --> 00:18:13,568
Joshua's gone,
so you and Emily are free to go.

288
00:18:13,986 --> 00:18:15,487
It's okay.

289
00:18:15,947 --> 00:18:18,532
She's still in there
enjoying her fake party.

290
00:18:18,699 --> 00:18:22,828
And, uh, it's too late to do
any of the stuff I had planned, so...

291
00:18:23,663 --> 00:18:25,205
Ross.

292
00:18:25,373 --> 00:18:27,624
I'm sorry.
I completely ruined your evening.

293
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:29,668
Ahem. Yeah.

294
00:18:31,462 --> 00:18:35,257
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
I made a fool of myself.

295
00:18:37,051 --> 00:18:38,093
Helps a little.

296
00:18:40,263 --> 00:18:43,056
Is there a room on that step
for a pathetic loser?

297
00:18:43,224 --> 00:18:45,225
Yeah, have a seat.

298
00:18:51,691 --> 00:18:53,733
I'm so sorry.

299
00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:54,943
It's okay.

300
00:18:55,111 --> 00:18:58,113
I mean, it was just a two-week thing
anyway.

301
00:18:58,281 --> 00:19:00,740
I just didn't want it to end this way,
you know.

302
00:19:00,908 --> 00:19:03,326
Or maybe you didn't want it to end?

303
00:19:04,495 --> 00:19:06,163
What do you mean?

304
00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:08,748
You seem to really like her.

305
00:19:11,127 --> 00:19:12,794
Yeah, I really do.

306
00:19:14,672 --> 00:19:16,047
Yeah, but what am I gonna do?

307
00:19:16,215 --> 00:19:18,800
We both agreed it was gonna be
a two-week thing.

308
00:19:18,968 --> 00:19:20,802
You know? No commitment.

309
00:19:22,722 --> 00:19:24,097
Ross?

310
00:19:25,266 --> 00:19:29,936
That girl just spent the entire evening
talking to your friends...

311
00:19:30,104 --> 00:19:32,689
asking to hear stories about you...

312
00:19:32,857 --> 00:19:35,442
looking through
Monica's photo albums.

313
00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:38,695
I mean, you don't do that
if you're just in it for two weeks.

314
00:19:39,488 --> 00:19:40,989
You think?

315
00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:46,912
You've got, like, 14 hours
until she has to be at the airport.

316
00:19:47,079 --> 00:19:49,539
And you're sitting here in a hallway...

317
00:19:49,707 --> 00:19:52,918
with a 28-year-old cheerleader
with a fat lip.

318
00:19:56,464 --> 00:19:58,798
- Hey, you're right.
- Yeah.

319
00:20:03,679 --> 00:20:05,055
Thanks.

320
00:20:09,477 --> 00:20:11,394
What photo album was it?

321
00:20:12,313 --> 00:20:14,940
I don't know. It was you
and a bunch of albino kids.

322
00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:20,779
Oh, my God. Those weren't albino kids.

323
00:20:20,947 --> 00:20:23,031
That was computer camp. Rach.

324
00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:28,787
- Hey.
- Hey.

325
00:20:28,955 --> 00:20:32,457
- You're a pathetic loser, right?
- Oh, yeah.

326
00:20:33,376 --> 00:20:34,834
Sit.

327
00:20:40,883 --> 00:20:42,217
Hi.

328
00:20:42,385 --> 00:20:44,844
Oh, my God. Joshua.

329
00:20:45,471 --> 00:20:46,721
Look.

330
00:20:47,181 --> 00:20:50,308
All those things I said
about not being ready...

331
00:20:50,643 --> 00:20:53,061
- They're not true?
- No, they're all true.

332
00:20:53,229 --> 00:20:54,521
Oh.

333
00:20:55,856 --> 00:20:56,898
But...

334
00:20:57,066 --> 00:20:58,358
Oh.

335
00:21:00,444 --> 00:21:01,778
Oh, I love that "but."

336
00:21:12,331 --> 00:21:14,666
Um, do you want to go inside
and get some coffee?

337
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:16,876
- Yeah.
- Okay.

338
00:21:23,843 --> 00:21:26,052
Every time.

339
00:21:30,725 --> 00:21:33,727
- Ooh, what do you got there?
- Pastrami.

340
00:21:34,353 --> 00:21:35,687
Yeah.

341
00:21:37,273 --> 00:21:39,858
- Hey, you know what goes good with that?
- Mm-hm. Corned beef.

342
00:21:41,736 --> 00:21:44,738
Ooh, I was going to say bologna.
But that's better.

343
00:21:45,865 --> 00:21:48,408
- How about a little of that smoked turkey?
- Okay.

344
00:21:50,578 --> 00:21:52,245
Oh, Mama.

345
00:21:53,497 --> 00:21:56,041
- When is the baby due?
- Six months.

346
00:21:57,585 --> 00:21:59,794
Hey, now, if a cow should die
of natural causes...

347
00:21:59,962 --> 00:22:02,047
I could have one of those, right?

348
00:22:02,214 --> 00:22:04,299
Not if I get there first.