1 00:00:06,971 --> 00:00:09,681 Oh, man. 2 00:00:11,059 --> 00:00:13,644 - What is that? - Treeger's snaking the shower drain. 3 00:00:15,063 --> 00:00:18,315 What in the name of hell? 4 00:00:19,859 --> 00:00:22,027 Maybe he found your flip-flop. 5 00:00:24,197 --> 00:00:26,698 Hey. - Whoa. 6 00:00:26,866 --> 00:00:28,534 Is this porn? 7 00:00:29,577 --> 00:00:32,121 What did I do? I must have hit something on the remote. 8 00:00:32,288 --> 00:00:33,705 Do we pay for this? 9 00:00:34,999 --> 00:00:37,334 No, we didn't even pay our cable bill. 10 00:00:37,502 --> 00:00:39,837 Maybe this is how they punish us. 11 00:00:40,421 --> 00:00:43,757 Maybe we shouldn't pay our phone bill. Free phone sex. 12 00:00:43,925 --> 00:00:47,219 Maybe we shouldn't pay our gas bill. 13 00:00:49,305 --> 00:00:52,808 Whoa, hey, that lady's all kinds of naked. 14 00:00:53,685 --> 00:00:57,437 Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just came on. 15 00:00:59,232 --> 00:01:02,067 It happened to me once. I was flipping through the channels and, bam. 16 00:01:02,235 --> 00:01:06,238 - It was like finding money. - Finding money with naked people on it. 17 00:01:06,906 --> 00:01:09,575 Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV. 18 00:01:09,742 --> 00:01:12,077 I never got it back again. 19 00:01:12,245 --> 00:01:13,370 And I'm sad. 20 00:01:18,710 --> 00:01:21,003 Why would he turn off the TV? 21 00:02:13,348 --> 00:02:16,642 All right, you know what? Do we really have to watch this while we eat? 22 00:02:16,809 --> 00:02:18,602 No, no, no. 23 00:02:19,062 --> 00:02:22,397 We don't know what could make this go away. 24 00:02:23,441 --> 00:02:27,319 Yeah, so no one touches the remote, and no one touches the TV. 25 00:02:27,487 --> 00:02:30,656 And no one touches the air around the TV. 26 00:02:32,283 --> 00:02:36,662 Imagine a protective porn bubble, if you will. 27 00:02:38,248 --> 00:02:40,624 - I'm at least going to mute it. No, no, no. 28 00:02:44,796 --> 00:02:46,838 - We still have porn. - Yeah. 29 00:02:49,217 --> 00:02:50,300 - Hi. Hey. 30 00:02:50,468 --> 00:02:51,593 Honey, what are you doing? 31 00:02:51,761 --> 00:02:54,179 - That's too heavy. Give it here. Yeah. 32 00:02:55,682 --> 00:02:57,349 Oh, God. 33 00:02:57,558 --> 00:02:59,393 Okay. 34 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:00,727 Ugh. 35 00:03:00,895 --> 00:03:05,399 I'm getting too pregnant for this... Lugging around a stupid massage table. 36 00:03:05,566 --> 00:03:07,901 I have to find a job where I carry a smaller table. 37 00:03:08,069 --> 00:03:10,028 Or a job where you don't have to carry a table. 38 00:03:10,196 --> 00:03:12,114 You mean, like a doctor? 39 00:03:13,491 --> 00:03:15,784 Pheebs, you're blocking the porn. Look out. 40 00:03:15,952 --> 00:03:17,286 Oh! 41 00:03:17,829 --> 00:03:19,037 Oh, my. 42 00:03:19,455 --> 00:03:22,708 Oh, that reminds me. I have to see my ob-gyn today. 43 00:03:27,964 --> 00:03:30,048 - Hi. - Hi. 44 00:03:30,216 --> 00:03:32,759 So, uh, Emily just went to the airport. 45 00:03:32,969 --> 00:03:34,636 Aw. Why didn't you take her? 46 00:03:34,804 --> 00:03:36,555 Ehh, her uncle had planned on doing it. 47 00:03:36,723 --> 00:03:40,392 And you know, we said our goodbyes this morning, so... 48 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:44,521 You must feel horrible. Hey, the guys have free porn. 49 00:03:47,108 --> 00:03:48,650 No. 50 00:03:49,193 --> 00:03:51,820 Hey, cheer up. You're gonna see her again, right? 51 00:03:51,988 --> 00:03:54,698 Well, that's the thing. I don't know. 52 00:03:54,866 --> 00:03:57,117 I mean, whenever I brought it up with her, she said: 53 00:03:57,285 --> 00:04:00,704 "This is so fantastic. Why do we have to talk about the future? 54 00:04:00,872 --> 00:04:03,248 - Let's enjoy..." - Don't do the accent. 55 00:04:05,335 --> 00:04:06,960 You've got to see her again. 56 00:04:07,420 --> 00:04:08,754 Why do you care? 57 00:04:08,921 --> 00:04:10,255 Because. 58 00:04:10,798 --> 00:04:12,632 You could get to live out my fantasy. 59 00:04:13,259 --> 00:04:15,260 You've had fantasies about Emily? 60 00:04:16,763 --> 00:04:19,765 No. You know, the fantasy. 61 00:04:19,932 --> 00:04:21,600 Meet someone from a strange land... 62 00:04:21,768 --> 00:04:24,394 fall madly in love and spend the rest of your lives together. 63 00:04:25,188 --> 00:04:26,480 Is that why, in junior high... 64 00:04:26,647 --> 00:04:29,691 you were the only one who hung out with that Ukrainian kid? 65 00:04:30,943 --> 00:04:35,530 Yeah, that, but plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything. 66 00:04:37,116 --> 00:04:38,158 Do you love her? 67 00:04:39,452 --> 00:04:42,454 We said it was only gonna be two weeks, you know? 68 00:04:43,748 --> 00:04:45,290 You love her. 69 00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:48,460 What is love, really? 70 00:04:49,045 --> 00:04:50,921 I knew you loved her. 71 00:04:51,089 --> 00:04:53,423 You need to go to the airport and tell her. 72 00:04:53,591 --> 00:04:56,468 You're probably gonna catch her just as she's about to go to the gate. 73 00:04:56,636 --> 00:04:59,638 You're gonna call out her name and yell, "I love you." 74 00:04:59,806 --> 00:05:02,057 She's gonna say, "I love you too." 75 00:05:02,225 --> 00:05:05,352 Then you guys are gonna have the most amazing kiss. 76 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,854 Everyone at the gate will applaud. 77 00:05:08,898 --> 00:05:10,941 I am a good kisser. 78 00:05:12,276 --> 00:05:16,154 Then you two can sneak into the cockpit. 79 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,491 Things will start to heat up. 80 00:05:19,659 --> 00:05:22,327 And then a stewardess comes in... 81 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,997 I've been watching too much porn. 82 00:05:31,212 --> 00:05:32,921 - Is that the heartbeat? - That's it. 83 00:05:33,089 --> 00:05:35,257 Oh, my God. 84 00:05:35,425 --> 00:05:37,300 Oh, wow. This is so cool. 85 00:05:38,177 --> 00:05:41,638 Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births? 86 00:05:42,765 --> 00:05:44,474 Why don't we just take care of this one? 87 00:05:44,642 --> 00:05:47,519 And should I get pregnant again, I'll hold onto your card, okay? 88 00:05:48,479 --> 00:05:52,607 No, I'm getting three separate heartbeats. 89 00:05:53,276 --> 00:05:56,319 Three? You guys were worried I wouldn't even have one. 90 00:05:57,697 --> 00:06:00,240 - Doctors are wrong all the time. - Well... 91 00:06:01,909 --> 00:06:04,244 Well, so are you sure that there are three? 92 00:06:04,412 --> 00:06:06,997 Definitely. Oh, my God. 93 00:06:07,582 --> 00:06:11,585 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Ha, ha. 94 00:06:12,170 --> 00:06:13,879 So in a few months... 95 00:06:14,046 --> 00:06:17,299 I'm gonna have three full-grown babies just walking around inside me? 96 00:06:18,926 --> 00:06:21,511 Oh, oh. And it's gonna be like one of those log rides... 97 00:06:21,679 --> 00:06:24,222 when they just come shooting out. 98 00:06:25,266 --> 00:06:28,685 Giving birth to three babies is not that different than giving birth to one. 99 00:06:28,853 --> 00:06:30,437 What do you know? 100 00:06:36,402 --> 00:06:39,404 - Phoebe. Oh! Hi. 101 00:06:41,741 --> 00:06:43,325 So how'd it go at the doctor's? 102 00:06:43,493 --> 00:06:44,993 Oh, well, okay. Hey. 103 00:06:45,161 --> 00:06:48,079 You know how, when you're, um, walking down the street... 104 00:06:48,247 --> 00:06:51,041 and you see three people in a row. 105 00:06:51,209 --> 00:06:54,252 And you say "Oh, that's nice." 106 00:06:56,297 --> 00:06:58,590 - Yes. Okay. 107 00:06:58,925 --> 00:07:03,094 Yeah, well, good news. You're gonna have three babies. Aah! 108 00:07:04,388 --> 00:07:06,473 - Three babies? Uh-huh. 109 00:07:06,641 --> 00:07:08,683 Oh, oh! 110 00:07:08,893 --> 00:07:11,353 I've finally got my band. 111 00:07:12,271 --> 00:07:16,441 We're gonna have a big family! I always wanted a big family! 112 00:07:16,943 --> 00:07:22,030 Oh, God. I'm so glad you guys are happy. I was so afraid you we're gonna be freaked. 113 00:07:22,198 --> 00:07:24,783 - Oh. - Why would we be freaked? 114 00:07:24,951 --> 00:07:29,162 No, because maybe it's harder to raise them and the added expense. Ugh! 115 00:07:30,998 --> 00:07:34,125 - Oh. - Right. 116 00:07:34,919 --> 00:07:38,004 No, back to happy. Back to happy! 117 00:07:39,423 --> 00:07:42,008 No, no, no. It's gonna be fine... 118 00:07:42,176 --> 00:07:43,635 because, um... 119 00:07:43,803 --> 00:07:45,637 Because I teach Home Ec. 120 00:07:45,805 --> 00:07:50,517 And I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. 121 00:07:50,685 --> 00:07:55,272 You know, it'll be like my very own little sweatshop. 122 00:07:57,692 --> 00:07:58,984 You know, I've been thinking... 123 00:07:59,151 --> 00:08:01,319 ever since you said that we're gonna have triplets. 124 00:08:04,073 --> 00:08:08,159 The best thing for me to do is drop out of college and get a job. 125 00:08:08,327 --> 00:08:11,037 Frank. - No, you can't quit college. No. 126 00:08:11,205 --> 00:08:12,539 You're in college? Really? 127 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:15,584 - Yeah, refrigerator college. - Yeah. 128 00:08:17,044 --> 00:08:20,005 Yeah, you know, when we found out we were gonna have a baby... 129 00:08:20,172 --> 00:08:25,051 I figured, you know, I should have, like, a career, you know? 130 00:08:25,219 --> 00:08:27,053 - And I love refrigerators. - Yeah. 131 00:08:28,139 --> 00:08:30,682 You can't give up on your dream. Ugh. 132 00:08:30,850 --> 00:08:34,811 No, it's okay. We're gonna have three kids. 133 00:08:34,979 --> 00:08:38,189 And that's a different kind of dream. 134 00:08:38,357 --> 00:08:40,108 Three kids and no money. 135 00:08:46,282 --> 00:08:49,868 This is the boarding call for Flight 009. 136 00:08:50,453 --> 00:08:51,870 Emily. 137 00:08:52,038 --> 00:08:53,705 Oh, my God. What are you doing here? 138 00:08:55,041 --> 00:08:57,876 I just... I had to see you one more time before you took off. 139 00:08:59,003 --> 00:09:01,046 You are so sweet. 140 00:09:04,133 --> 00:09:05,842 That's a big candy bar. 141 00:09:08,763 --> 00:09:10,972 I had the most amazing time with you. 142 00:09:12,391 --> 00:09:13,892 Me too. 143 00:09:14,226 --> 00:09:17,729 This is the final boarding call for Flight 009. 144 00:09:19,398 --> 00:09:21,066 Well, that's me. 145 00:09:29,408 --> 00:09:30,408 Here, have this. 146 00:09:30,576 --> 00:09:32,577 I'm only allowed one piece of carry-on anyway. 147 00:09:36,457 --> 00:09:38,249 Wait, uh... 148 00:09:38,626 --> 00:09:42,045 Listen, I have to tell you something. 149 00:09:42,922 --> 00:09:44,130 I've been thinking. 150 00:09:45,049 --> 00:09:47,926 I'm just going to come out and say it, okay? Uh... 151 00:09:48,761 --> 00:09:50,345 I think... 152 00:09:51,138 --> 00:09:52,764 I love you. 153 00:09:55,601 --> 00:09:57,102 Oh. 154 00:10:03,359 --> 00:10:04,442 Thank you. 155 00:10:12,743 --> 00:10:14,869 It's no problem. 156 00:10:23,170 --> 00:10:25,296 What is that song that has been in my head all day? 157 00:10:25,464 --> 00:10:28,133 It's the theme from Good Will Humping. 158 00:10:31,637 --> 00:10:33,972 You know who doesn't even like dirty movies? 159 00:10:34,140 --> 00:10:37,475 - My new boyfriend Joshua. - Yeah, right. 160 00:10:39,019 --> 00:10:43,022 No, he told me he prefers to leave certain things to the imagination. 161 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:46,860 Oh, oh, yeah. Did he also say that he thought some of the dialogue was corny? 162 00:10:47,027 --> 00:10:49,404 And that he actually found it funny, not sexy? 163 00:10:49,572 --> 00:10:50,822 Yes. 164 00:10:52,491 --> 00:10:54,492 Yeah, he likes porn. 165 00:10:57,538 --> 00:10:58,580 Where you going? 166 00:10:58,748 --> 00:11:02,041 I'm gonna find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. 167 00:11:02,209 --> 00:11:04,210 - Hey, Pheebs. - Hi. 168 00:11:04,378 --> 00:11:06,838 Hi. Hey. - How'd it go with Frank and Alice? 169 00:11:07,006 --> 00:11:08,506 Frank has to quit college... 170 00:11:08,674 --> 00:11:12,302 because his super-fertile sister is having three babies. Ugh. 171 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:14,721 I need to make a lot of money really fast. 172 00:11:14,889 --> 00:11:17,182 And I had an idea that I wanted to talk to you about... 173 00:11:17,349 --> 00:11:19,350 because you work for a big company. Okay. 174 00:11:19,518 --> 00:11:20,685 Insider trading. 175 00:11:22,563 --> 00:11:24,898 What information is there that you can give me? 176 00:11:25,065 --> 00:11:27,692 Well, actually, they don't really talk to us about that stuff. 177 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:29,861 I can get you some free White-Out, though. 178 00:11:33,115 --> 00:11:35,450 Huh! Did you do what I said? Did you tell her? 179 00:11:35,618 --> 00:11:37,494 - I did. - And what did she say? 180 00:11:37,953 --> 00:11:39,162 "Thank you." 181 00:11:40,748 --> 00:11:43,750 You're totally welcome. What'd she say? 182 00:11:45,461 --> 00:11:47,712 She said, "Thank you." 183 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,340 I said, "I love you." 184 00:11:50,508 --> 00:11:53,551 And she said, "Thank you." 185 00:11:54,887 --> 00:11:57,847 Oh, wait. Did you say you love her? 186 00:11:58,057 --> 00:12:00,892 Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do? 187 00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:03,895 What do I do now? 188 00:12:04,438 --> 00:12:06,314 You play hard-to-get. 189 00:12:07,191 --> 00:12:09,734 She already lives in London. 190 00:12:10,986 --> 00:12:13,279 So you go to Tokyo. 191 00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:16,074 All right, look, forget it. 192 00:12:16,242 --> 00:12:19,118 Okay, forget it. You told her you love her. It's over. 193 00:12:19,286 --> 00:12:22,372 It is not over. You're over. 194 00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:25,083 What? 195 00:12:27,253 --> 00:12:28,753 You know. 196 00:12:31,131 --> 00:12:32,549 Okay. 197 00:12:33,926 --> 00:12:35,426 Good one. 198 00:12:36,637 --> 00:12:40,265 It's not over because she's gonna call you and tell you she loves you. 199 00:12:40,432 --> 00:12:43,893 The reason why she couldn't is because her feelings were so strong that it scared her. 200 00:12:44,061 --> 00:12:46,145 Now, you go home and you wait for her call. 201 00:12:46,313 --> 00:12:48,773 She could be calling you from the plane. Come on, go. 202 00:12:48,941 --> 00:12:53,194 Okay, okay. But if she doesn't call, it is definitely over. 203 00:12:53,529 --> 00:12:58,074 No, wait, wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, you know, to see what's going on... 204 00:12:58,242 --> 00:13:02,620 and she says she'll call me back, but then she doesn't. 205 00:13:02,788 --> 00:13:05,707 Then it's over. 206 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,834 Way to be strong, man. 207 00:13:17,303 --> 00:13:19,178 - Hi. Hey. 208 00:13:19,346 --> 00:13:21,431 Listen, can we watch cartoons on your television? 209 00:13:21,599 --> 00:13:24,100 We need a porn break. 210 00:13:24,268 --> 00:13:28,229 We spent the last two hours watching In and Out and In Again. 211 00:13:30,024 --> 00:13:32,066 Well, so why don't you just turn it off? 212 00:13:32,234 --> 00:13:35,111 Because then we'd be the guys who turned off free porn. 213 00:13:36,822 --> 00:13:38,823 Oh, good, you're here. 214 00:13:38,991 --> 00:13:40,033 Hey. 215 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,492 What you got there? 216 00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:44,662 Oh, this? Well, I'm glad you asked. 217 00:13:47,666 --> 00:13:50,293 Now, don't you hate it when you have to cut a tin can... 218 00:13:50,461 --> 00:13:52,795 with an ordinary steak knife? 219 00:13:54,673 --> 00:13:56,132 Ha. 220 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,051 Now, I know what you're thinking. 221 00:13:58,218 --> 00:14:00,094 Pregnant woman slays four? 222 00:14:02,431 --> 00:14:04,474 They didn't make you pay for those knives, did they? 223 00:14:04,642 --> 00:14:06,184 - No. - Are you sure? 224 00:14:06,727 --> 00:14:08,102 No. 225 00:14:09,146 --> 00:14:12,190 You're not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice by selling knives. 226 00:14:12,358 --> 00:14:13,441 No, no. I know that. 227 00:14:13,609 --> 00:14:16,569 But I just need to make enough money for the second part of my plan. 228 00:14:16,737 --> 00:14:20,156 - What's the second part of your plan? - My Saturn dealership. 229 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,541 Hello? 230 00:14:31,293 --> 00:14:32,418 Ross? 231 00:14:32,586 --> 00:14:34,420 Emily. Hi. 232 00:14:34,797 --> 00:14:38,633 Uh, how was your flight? 233 00:14:38,801 --> 00:14:40,093 It was dreadful. 234 00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:44,722 Uh, I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things. 235 00:14:45,099 --> 00:14:48,643 No, no, that's all right. Um... 236 00:14:49,228 --> 00:14:51,229 I'm just glad you called. 237 00:14:51,397 --> 00:14:54,899 Ross, um, there's something that I've got to tell you. 238 00:14:57,236 --> 00:14:59,153 There's someone else. 239 00:15:03,659 --> 00:15:07,745 Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America? 240 00:15:10,082 --> 00:15:12,333 She doesn't know which one of us she wants. 241 00:15:12,501 --> 00:15:14,419 Me or this "Colin" guy. 242 00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:18,089 This isn't how it was supposed to go. I mean, there can't be another guy. 243 00:15:18,257 --> 00:15:19,757 Well... 244 00:15:20,926 --> 00:15:22,802 Of course there's another guy. 245 00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:25,013 Heh. This is even more perfect. 246 00:15:26,724 --> 00:15:28,433 Now you have to prove your love. 247 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:32,770 I'm not proving anything, okay? I'm done listening to you. 248 00:15:32,938 --> 00:15:35,982 If I hadn't let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place... 249 00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:38,026 I wouldn't have put my fist through the wall. 250 00:15:38,193 --> 00:15:39,777 You put your fist through the wall? 251 00:15:39,945 --> 00:15:42,321 No, I missed and hit the door. 252 00:15:43,907 --> 00:15:45,616 But it opened really hard. 253 00:15:47,536 --> 00:15:49,620 - You have to go to London. - What? 254 00:15:49,788 --> 00:15:51,456 Yep. You have to go fight for her. 255 00:15:51,623 --> 00:15:53,458 Oh, yeah, sure. That makes sense. 256 00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,669 Because you already told her you loved her, and she didn't say it back. 257 00:15:56,837 --> 00:15:59,213 Then she called you and told you there was another guy. 258 00:15:59,381 --> 00:16:01,299 So yeah. Go to London. That will scare her. 259 00:16:04,303 --> 00:16:06,554 When Rachel was with Paolo, what did you do? 260 00:16:07,139 --> 00:16:08,681 I made fun of his accent. 261 00:16:09,475 --> 00:16:12,560 You sat back and let him have her. You didn't fight at all. Am I right? 262 00:16:13,228 --> 00:16:15,021 You want the same thing to happen with Emily? 263 00:16:15,189 --> 00:16:16,314 - No. All right, then. 264 00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:19,150 Go fight for her. Go to London. 265 00:16:19,318 --> 00:16:21,819 I mean, that could be you and Emily. 266 00:16:24,823 --> 00:16:27,075 That, but nicer. 267 00:16:27,284 --> 00:16:28,659 Just go to London. 268 00:16:29,828 --> 00:16:31,370 - Really? - Come on. 269 00:16:31,538 --> 00:16:35,416 Surprise her. Show up at her doorstep. Don't let her go without a fight. 270 00:16:36,335 --> 00:16:39,670 - All right. All right. I'm going to do it. All right. 271 00:16:39,838 --> 00:16:43,132 I'm gonna go to London, and I am gonna fight for her. 272 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,051 Okay. Good luck. 273 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:48,429 Ross, Ross. If you're going to the airport... 274 00:16:48,597 --> 00:16:51,599 can you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? 275 00:16:58,524 --> 00:17:02,860 Oh, oh, I did it. I did it. I figured out a way to make money. 276 00:17:03,028 --> 00:17:06,155 I'm gonna open up my own massage place and Frank's gonna help me. 277 00:17:06,323 --> 00:17:09,492 And we can work it around his schedule, so he doesn't have to quit school. 278 00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:11,119 La-la-la. 279 00:17:12,538 --> 00:17:14,455 That sounds great. But how can you afford it? 280 00:17:14,623 --> 00:17:16,124 We were walking down the street... 281 00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:18,126 and we saw that van you used for catering. 282 00:17:18,293 --> 00:17:20,711 - And we realized... - I'm telling it. I'm telling it. 283 00:17:22,631 --> 00:17:24,590 Okay, you know how people need transportation... 284 00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:27,009 but they also need massages to relax? 285 00:17:27,177 --> 00:17:31,806 So I just figured we could combine the two. Okay, I give the massages and Frank drives. 286 00:17:31,974 --> 00:17:35,810 I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back and you know what I've got? 287 00:17:36,311 --> 00:17:38,938 A place that no one will ever get out of alive? 288 00:17:40,274 --> 00:17:45,403 No, think about it. It's a taxi that people take when they need to relax. 289 00:17:45,571 --> 00:17:47,613 It's a Relaxi-Taxi. 290 00:17:49,408 --> 00:17:51,701 The name was my favorite part. 291 00:17:52,661 --> 00:17:55,371 - Well, I came up with it. - You did not! 292 00:17:55,622 --> 00:17:57,165 Oh! 293 00:17:57,791 --> 00:18:02,545 No. You came up with Relaxi-Cab. That's not good. 294 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:07,633 - Hello? Hey. 295 00:18:07,801 --> 00:18:11,304 Oh, my God. Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised? 296 00:18:11,471 --> 00:18:13,514 No, because she hasn't come home yet. 297 00:18:13,682 --> 00:18:15,725 And she hasn't been home all night. 298 00:18:15,893 --> 00:18:18,477 She's obviously staying with that other guy. 299 00:18:18,645 --> 00:18:22,231 And I'm the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment. 300 00:18:22,399 --> 00:18:24,442 All right, when is the next flight out? 301 00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:25,902 About four hours. 302 00:18:26,069 --> 00:18:29,780 Okay, just stay there a couple more hours. If she doesn't show up, come home. 303 00:18:29,948 --> 00:18:31,991 Hey, tell him about Relaxi-Taxi. 304 00:18:32,159 --> 00:18:35,494 And ask him if he thinks that is better than Relaxi-Cab. 305 00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:40,791 It's not Relaxi-Cab. It's Relaxi-Cab. Like Taxi-Cab. 306 00:18:41,585 --> 00:18:43,336 Ooh, that is better. 307 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:52,970 Are we in London? 308 00:18:53,889 --> 00:18:56,098 Why are you doing here? You can't be here. 309 00:18:56,516 --> 00:18:58,351 I've come to talk to Ross. 310 00:19:02,231 --> 00:19:03,272 What? 311 00:19:06,401 --> 00:19:07,818 Nothing. No, nothing. 312 00:19:08,612 --> 00:19:09,820 I was gonna call him... 313 00:19:09,988 --> 00:19:12,990 Oh, you came to tell him you love him. I knew it! 314 00:19:13,158 --> 00:19:15,493 I was right! I'm right, right? 315 00:19:16,703 --> 00:19:18,079 I'd really rather talk to him. 316 00:19:20,415 --> 00:19:22,708 I've been to his apartment and he's not there. 317 00:19:22,876 --> 00:19:24,710 And I need to talk to him. 318 00:19:24,878 --> 00:19:27,421 So do you have any idea where he is? 319 00:19:37,432 --> 00:19:39,267 Ross, are you there? 320 00:19:42,145 --> 00:19:46,565 Ross, I don't know if you can hear this, but I'm gonna talk anyway. 321 00:19:46,858 --> 00:19:49,944 I'm in the States with your sister and your friends. 322 00:19:50,112 --> 00:19:52,405 And it's all over with Colin. 323 00:19:54,074 --> 00:19:57,285 I came here to tell you that and to tell you... 324 00:19:57,869 --> 00:20:00,621 Yes, Joey, you can have all the chocolate you want. Just take it. 325 00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:08,462 I came here to tell you that I love you. 326 00:20:09,589 --> 00:20:10,756 I love you too. 327 00:20:11,049 --> 00:20:14,510 I'm gonna call you right now from the phone booth. 328 00:20:14,678 --> 00:20:16,804 You can't hear me. 329 00:20:18,557 --> 00:20:20,725 I wish I could know if you'd heard any of that. 330 00:20:20,892 --> 00:20:24,312 I suppose I've either told you that I love you or given my neighbors a good laugh. 331 00:20:24,479 --> 00:20:28,816 Mrs. Newman, if you're listening, bugger off. This is none of your business. 332 00:20:30,569 --> 00:20:32,528 Suppose there's not much chance you did hear that. 333 00:20:32,696 --> 00:20:34,905 And there's the call waiting... 334 00:20:35,073 --> 00:20:38,284 so I should go. 335 00:20:39,286 --> 00:20:40,786 Oh, well. 336 00:20:43,081 --> 00:20:44,457 Hello? 337 00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:46,417 Hi. 338 00:20:48,962 --> 00:20:51,047 Ross, I love you. 339 00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:52,840 Oh. 340 00:20:54,801 --> 00:20:56,385 Thank you. 341 00:21:04,519 --> 00:21:06,520 - Hey. Hey. 342 00:21:07,272 --> 00:21:10,274 I was just at the bank and there was this really hot teller. 343 00:21:10,776 --> 00:21:14,528 And she didn't ask me to go do it with her in the vault. 344 00:21:15,238 --> 00:21:17,156 Same kind of thing happened to me. 345 00:21:17,324 --> 00:21:19,200 Woman pizza delivery guy comes over... 346 00:21:19,368 --> 00:21:21,911 gives me the pizza, takes the money and leaves. 347 00:21:22,079 --> 00:21:25,414 What, no "Nice apartment, bet the bedrooms are huge"? 348 00:21:26,124 --> 00:21:27,541 No, nothing. 349 00:21:28,710 --> 00:21:31,545 You know what? We have to turn off the porn. 350 00:21:32,214 --> 00:21:34,048 I think you're right. 351 00:21:36,218 --> 00:21:37,259 All right, ready? 352 00:21:37,427 --> 00:21:38,761 - One. - Two. 353 00:21:38,929 --> 00:21:40,346 - Three. - Three. 354 00:21:44,810 --> 00:21:45,935 That's kind of nice. 355 00:21:47,062 --> 00:21:49,397 - Yeah, that's kind of a relief. - Yeah. 356 00:21:56,154 --> 00:21:58,155 - You want to see if we still have it? - Yeah. 357 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,576 Free porn! We have free porn!