1 00:00:03,925 --> 00:00:06,677 It seems like all of a sudden, so much is happening. 2 00:00:07,053 --> 00:00:09,304 I know. Ross is getting married. 3 00:00:09,514 --> 00:00:12,391 Phoebe's making people. 4 00:00:12,892 --> 00:00:15,394 - Everybody's doing stuff. - We just sit here. 5 00:00:15,603 --> 00:00:18,105 If I died, the only way people would know I was here... 6 00:00:18,314 --> 00:00:20,816 would be by the ass print on this chair. 7 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:25,154 Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge. 8 00:00:26,656 --> 00:00:28,157 We could climb Mount Everest. 9 00:00:28,950 --> 00:00:31,869 No, no. Not something stupid. Something huge. 10 00:00:32,078 --> 00:00:34,329 No, no, no. I saw an ad for this video. 11 00:00:34,539 --> 00:00:37,207 People climb that thing every day. We could totally do that. 12 00:00:38,001 --> 00:00:41,211 Why not? I mean, it's just climbing. 13 00:00:41,462 --> 00:00:42,963 It's just steep. 14 00:00:43,131 --> 00:00:44,173 Yeah. 15 00:00:44,799 --> 00:00:48,385 We're going to Everest. Okay? It'd be nice to leave an ass print on Everest. 16 00:00:49,387 --> 00:00:50,596 - Hey. Hey. 17 00:00:50,805 --> 00:00:52,848 - What's up? - We're gonna climb Mount Everest. 18 00:00:53,016 --> 00:00:54,683 - Yeah, baby. - Really? 19 00:00:55,018 --> 00:00:56,643 I looked into that. 20 00:00:56,895 --> 00:01:02,316 Yeah, but, I mean, it costs like $60,000, and, you know, you could die. And... 21 00:01:02,525 --> 00:01:04,318 And you would die. 22 00:01:05,486 --> 00:01:07,321 Oh, well. 23 00:01:08,323 --> 00:01:09,865 We could get that Everest video. 24 00:01:10,575 --> 00:01:13,660 Yeah, we could do that without, you know, risking our lives at all. 25 00:01:14,537 --> 00:01:17,539 While we're down at the video store, we could rent Die Hard. 26 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:21,668 Oh. You know what? I just remembered. 27 00:01:21,878 --> 00:01:24,796 That Everest thing is only available through mail order. 28 00:01:24,964 --> 00:01:26,048 Oh, well. 29 00:01:26,382 --> 00:01:28,550 So you guys will stay here and hang out with me? 30 00:01:28,718 --> 00:01:30,677 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 31 00:01:31,804 --> 00:01:33,805 But I'll tell you, one of these days... 32 00:01:34,015 --> 00:01:37,226 we're gonna get off our butts and rent Die Hard again. 33 00:01:37,435 --> 00:01:39,019 Yeah, we are. 34 00:02:28,528 --> 00:02:31,947 So, what did we decide? Does your uncle Nathan get an invite or not? 35 00:02:32,156 --> 00:02:34,157 Oh, God. Nobody likes him. 36 00:02:34,367 --> 00:02:38,453 And he's so cheap. He'd never fly to London in a million years. 37 00:02:38,663 --> 00:02:39,830 Yeah, invite him. 38 00:02:41,749 --> 00:02:43,667 Hey, did I do these neat enough? 39 00:02:45,003 --> 00:02:46,837 - Yeah, they're fine. - Yeah? 40 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:49,673 If anyone asks, we'll say that Ben addressed them. 41 00:02:50,967 --> 00:02:53,218 Oh. So you invited Rachel then? 42 00:02:53,886 --> 00:02:54,970 Sure, why not? 43 00:02:55,346 --> 00:02:56,847 - Really? - Yeah. 44 00:02:57,015 --> 00:03:01,685 Well, I don't think I'd be comfortable having any of my old lovers there. 45 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:04,938 Wait, wait, wait. Do you think we shouldn't invite her? 46 00:03:05,148 --> 00:03:07,941 Oh, no, no, Ross, you know I absolutely adore Rachel. 47 00:03:08,151 --> 00:03:11,987 It's just that, well, I thought it might be a bit awkward for you. 48 00:03:12,447 --> 00:03:14,656 But it's absolutely your decision. 49 00:03:15,116 --> 00:03:16,575 - More tea? - Yeah, sure. 50 00:03:18,494 --> 00:03:20,203 - Earl Grey? - Huh? 51 00:03:20,413 --> 00:03:22,289 Fine, yeah, invite whoever you want. 52 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:32,466 I don't want to be single, okay? I just want to be married again. 53 00:03:37,055 --> 00:03:39,765 And I just want a million dollars. 54 00:03:41,267 --> 00:03:42,309 Rachel? 55 00:03:42,518 --> 00:03:45,520 - Oh, God, Monica. Hi. Thank God. Hi. 56 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:51,026 Okay. Everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. 57 00:03:51,235 --> 00:03:53,987 This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe... 58 00:03:54,197 --> 00:03:55,280 and Joey. 59 00:03:55,490 --> 00:03:57,324 - Do you remember my brother, Ross? - Sure. 60 00:03:57,533 --> 00:03:59,618 - Hey. Oh, God. Hi. 61 00:04:01,579 --> 00:04:03,205 You know, back in high school... 62 00:04:03,414 --> 00:04:06,833 I had a, um, major crush on you. 63 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:10,629 - I knew. - You did? Oh, okay. 64 00:04:11,756 --> 00:04:14,674 I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky brother. 65 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:17,511 - I did. - Oh. 66 00:04:19,138 --> 00:04:20,889 Listen, do you think...? 67 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:24,684 And try not to let my intense vulnerability become a factor here. 68 00:04:26,729 --> 00:04:29,648 Do you think it would be okay if I asked you out sometime maybe? 69 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,691 Yeah. 70 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:33,902 Maybe. 71 00:04:34,612 --> 00:04:36,238 Okay. 72 00:04:36,447 --> 00:04:38,365 Okay, maybe I will. 73 00:04:40,618 --> 00:04:42,661 See, I see, uh... 74 00:04:42,912 --> 00:04:45,122 big passion in your future. 75 00:04:45,623 --> 00:04:47,124 - Really? - I do. 76 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:51,044 Oh, Ross, you're so great. Aw... 77 00:05:00,555 --> 00:05:02,597 It's never gonna happen. 78 00:05:04,475 --> 00:05:06,309 Okay, I have a question. 79 00:05:07,979 --> 00:05:10,897 Well, uh, actually, it's not so much a question... 80 00:05:11,107 --> 00:05:13,608 as more of a general wondering... 81 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:16,236 ment. 82 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:18,029 - Okay. - Okay. 83 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:24,035 Um, well, for a while now, I've been wanting to, um... 84 00:05:24,245 --> 00:05:26,621 - Oh... - Yes. Yes. That's... 85 00:05:26,831 --> 00:05:29,166 - Look at that little kitty. - That's right. 86 00:05:29,876 --> 00:05:31,084 - What? - That little kitty. 87 00:05:32,962 --> 00:05:35,589 Top of the world looking 88 00:05:35,798 --> 00:05:37,382 Down on creation 89 00:05:37,592 --> 00:05:43,054 And the only explanation I can find 90 00:05:43,264 --> 00:05:48,185 Listen, missy, if you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it. 91 00:05:52,231 --> 00:05:53,273 Yes. 92 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:55,358 - Did you see that? - You were incredible. 93 00:05:55,610 --> 00:05:58,153 A brand-new woman, ladies and gentlemen. 94 00:05:58,362 --> 00:06:00,780 Thank you. I could not have done this without you. 95 00:06:07,121 --> 00:06:09,372 Okay, um... Uh... 96 00:06:09,582 --> 00:06:11,166 More clothes in the dryer? 97 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:13,335 - Oh. - Oh! 98 00:06:13,711 --> 00:06:14,794 I'm fine. I'm fine. 99 00:06:15,004 --> 00:06:17,672 You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me. 100 00:06:18,216 --> 00:06:20,008 - What? - I was doing great with Julie... 101 00:06:20,176 --> 00:06:21,593 before I found out about you. 102 00:06:21,802 --> 00:06:23,887 I was doing great before I found out about you. 103 00:06:24,055 --> 00:06:26,306 You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie? 104 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:29,351 Well, the point is I don't need this right now. 105 00:06:29,685 --> 00:06:31,269 Okay? It's too late. 106 00:06:31,479 --> 00:06:34,439 I'm with somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed. 107 00:06:34,649 --> 00:06:37,108 All right, fine. Go ahead and do that, all right, Ross? 108 00:06:37,318 --> 00:06:38,652 I don't need your stupid ship. 109 00:06:38,861 --> 00:06:40,654 Good. Good. 110 00:06:43,616 --> 00:06:44,908 Oh! 111 00:07:02,969 --> 00:07:04,135 Oh. 112 00:07:28,327 --> 00:07:32,414 Do you realize this is the first time I'm doing something I care about? 113 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:35,667 This is the first time I'm doing something I'm actually good at. 114 00:07:35,918 --> 00:07:37,294 If you don't get that... 115 00:07:37,503 --> 00:07:40,088 I get that. I get that bigtime. And I'm happy for you... 116 00:07:40,256 --> 00:07:42,632 but I'm tired of having a relationship with your answering machine. 117 00:07:42,842 --> 00:07:45,427 - I don't know what to do anymore. - Well, neither do I. 118 00:07:45,928 --> 00:07:47,095 Is this about Mark? 119 00:07:49,181 --> 00:07:50,849 - Oh, my God. - Okay, it's not. 120 00:07:51,058 --> 00:07:52,392 Oh, my God. 121 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:55,854 I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross. 122 00:07:56,105 --> 00:07:58,773 No. You're making this too hard. 123 00:07:58,983 --> 00:08:01,109 I'm making this too hard? What do you want me to do? 124 00:08:01,319 --> 00:08:05,238 I don't know. I don't know. Look, maybe we should just take a break. 125 00:08:05,448 --> 00:08:08,408 You're right. Let's take a break. Let's cool off, okay? 126 00:08:08,659 --> 00:08:11,286 Let's get some frozen yogurt or something. 127 00:08:11,787 --> 00:08:13,038 No. 128 00:08:13,998 --> 00:08:15,790 A break from us. 129 00:08:20,463 --> 00:08:24,382 - Do I know why we're rushing? - You know the girlfriend I told you about? 130 00:08:24,592 --> 00:08:27,510 It turns out that she, uh, wants to get back together with me. 131 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:28,762 Oh, I found it! 132 00:08:28,971 --> 00:08:31,097 - That's so great for you guys. - Yeah. 133 00:08:32,224 --> 00:08:35,518 - Good luck with your girlfriend. - Oh, thank you... Ah, hey. 134 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,941 Rachel! 135 00:08:42,485 --> 00:08:44,110 Hi. Oh... 136 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:47,322 - You got my message? - You are right on time. 137 00:08:47,531 --> 00:08:49,991 So, what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again? 138 00:08:50,201 --> 00:08:51,743 Yes, you can very much. 139 00:08:52,703 --> 00:08:54,162 Ah! 140 00:08:55,581 --> 00:08:57,457 - I want you to leave. Get out. - No. No. 141 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,501 I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this. 142 00:09:00,169 --> 00:09:02,003 All right. How was she? 143 00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:03,421 Oh-oh. 144 00:09:07,551 --> 00:09:09,135 - What? - Was she good? 145 00:09:09,345 --> 00:09:10,387 Don't answer that. 146 00:09:12,556 --> 00:09:16,142 You said you wanted to talk about it. Let's talk about it. How was she? 147 00:09:17,353 --> 00:09:18,395 She was... 148 00:09:18,604 --> 00:09:20,313 - Awful. - She was not good, not good. 149 00:09:20,481 --> 00:09:22,273 Nothing compared to you. 150 00:09:23,109 --> 00:09:24,150 She was different. 151 00:09:24,318 --> 00:09:25,735 - Ooh! - Oh-oh. 152 00:09:27,363 --> 00:09:28,863 Good different? 153 00:09:30,366 --> 00:09:32,200 Nobody likes change. 154 00:09:32,368 --> 00:09:34,494 Oh! Just stop. 155 00:09:36,038 --> 00:09:38,081 The way you owned up to everything... 156 00:09:38,332 --> 00:09:42,669 it just showed me how much you've grown, you know? 157 00:09:43,129 --> 00:09:46,464 I mean, my mom never thought this would work out. 158 00:09:47,883 --> 00:09:51,386 She was all, "Once a cheater, always a cheater." 159 00:09:52,596 --> 00:09:53,638 Mm-hm. 160 00:09:53,848 --> 00:09:55,181 Oh... 161 00:09:55,391 --> 00:09:58,810 I just wish we hadn't lost those four months. 162 00:09:59,061 --> 00:10:03,815 But if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective... 163 00:10:06,444 --> 00:10:09,654 We were on a break! 164 00:10:20,458 --> 00:10:22,000 You seem to really like her. 165 00:10:22,209 --> 00:10:25,962 Yeah, but what am I gonna do? We agreed it was gonna be a two-week thing. 166 00:10:26,172 --> 00:10:27,922 You know? No commitment. 167 00:10:28,132 --> 00:10:33,261 Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends... 168 00:10:33,512 --> 00:10:35,930 asking to hear stories about you... 169 00:10:36,182 --> 00:10:38,808 looking through Monica's photo albums. 170 00:10:39,059 --> 00:10:42,103 I mean, you don't do that if you're just in it for two weeks. 171 00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:44,397 You think? Heh. 172 00:10:44,607 --> 00:10:48,693 You've got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport. 173 00:10:48,986 --> 00:10:51,237 And you're sitting here in a hallway... 174 00:10:51,447 --> 00:10:54,783 with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip. 175 00:10:58,329 --> 00:11:00,413 - Yeah, you're right. - Yeah. 176 00:11:11,967 --> 00:11:14,177 Oh, this is so amazing. 177 00:11:14,345 --> 00:11:17,096 I can't believe my brother's getting married, and in London. 178 00:11:17,306 --> 00:11:19,349 It's so romantic. 179 00:11:20,684 --> 00:11:22,685 Hey, pretty smart. 180 00:11:22,895 --> 00:11:23,978 Tissue paper. 181 00:11:24,188 --> 00:11:26,648 You're at the wedding. You have to cry. 182 00:11:26,857 --> 00:11:29,275 Handkerchief? No, I got my invitation. 183 00:11:31,737 --> 00:11:33,238 Oh, look, isn't this adorable? 184 00:11:33,447 --> 00:11:36,241 Ross let Ben address mine. 185 00:11:36,992 --> 00:11:38,117 - Hello. Hey. 186 00:11:38,285 --> 00:11:39,327 Hey. Hey. 187 00:11:39,495 --> 00:11:42,080 Hey, did you get your invitation to Ross' wedding? 188 00:11:42,706 --> 00:11:44,207 No. 189 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,336 Don't worry, man, I get to bring a guest. We'll show him. 190 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,505 I'm so jealous you're all going. 191 00:11:50,714 --> 00:11:53,883 I can't believe I never knew you can't fly in your third trimester. 192 00:11:54,093 --> 00:11:55,343 I never knew that. I didn't, either. 193 00:11:55,553 --> 00:11:57,095 I knew that. 194 00:11:57,888 --> 00:12:00,348 So didn't know that. But you should see your faces. 195 00:12:02,518 --> 00:12:04,185 - Hi, guys. What's up? Hey. 196 00:12:04,395 --> 00:12:06,062 We're hanging out. 197 00:12:11,569 --> 00:12:14,404 What's this? Is this Ross' wedding invitation? 198 00:12:15,114 --> 00:12:18,157 Maybe that's the one we should have actually hidden. 199 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:21,995 Oh, no. No, you guys, come on. You don't have to do that. 200 00:12:22,204 --> 00:12:24,038 I'm happy for him. 201 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:26,958 I am. I really... I'm... I'm ha... 202 00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:28,793 I'll work on it. 203 00:12:29,753 --> 00:12:30,795 I'm sorry, honey. 204 00:12:31,672 --> 00:12:33,047 Mm. 205 00:12:33,257 --> 00:12:35,758 Rach, you're going to come though, aren't you? 206 00:12:35,926 --> 00:12:38,553 Oh, honey, I don't know. I... 207 00:12:38,971 --> 00:12:42,390 This isn't one of those "If she doesn't come, we don't come"? 208 00:12:42,641 --> 00:12:45,184 Because I already bought my ticket... 209 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:51,482 You know what would be real weird? If you weren't there. 210 00:12:52,401 --> 00:12:56,487 - Just say you'll think about it, okay? - No, I'll think about it. Yeah. 211 00:12:59,491 --> 00:13:01,409 - Who's this from? - That's Ross'. 212 00:13:01,619 --> 00:13:02,660 Oh. 213 00:13:07,791 --> 00:13:09,459 Oh, my God. 214 00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:11,794 He remembered. 215 00:13:12,171 --> 00:13:13,212 Remembered what? 216 00:13:13,714 --> 00:13:17,425 It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store. 217 00:13:17,676 --> 00:13:21,179 I saw this pin, and I told him it was just like one my grandmother had... 218 00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:23,765 when I was a little girl. Oh. 219 00:13:24,016 --> 00:13:26,267 I can't believe he remembered. 220 00:13:26,477 --> 00:13:27,936 This must have cost him a fortune. 221 00:13:28,145 --> 00:13:29,312 I can't believe he did this. 222 00:13:29,521 --> 00:13:32,231 Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol... 223 00:13:32,441 --> 00:13:35,526 and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck? 224 00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:37,820 What did you just say? 225 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:52,043 Oh, my God. 226 00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:55,421 Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving. 227 00:13:59,635 --> 00:14:00,677 Oh, my God. 228 00:14:00,886 --> 00:14:04,097 - We were in school together. - We haven't seen each other since then. 229 00:14:04,306 --> 00:14:07,725 Well, I land in China. Guess who's in charge of the dig? 230 00:14:07,935 --> 00:14:09,102 Julie! 231 00:14:10,729 --> 00:14:12,146 Julie! Isn't that great? 232 00:14:12,731 --> 00:14:17,318 Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? 233 00:14:19,321 --> 00:14:22,448 Oh, that is so sweet. 234 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,702 No... Heh. 235 00:14:25,911 --> 00:14:27,912 No... Okay. No, you hang up. 236 00:14:28,163 --> 00:14:31,082 No, you... Okay. Okay. 237 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:34,127 One, two, three. 238 00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:37,630 You didn't hang up either. 239 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,133 - She didn't hang up. - She didn't hang up either. 240 00:14:43,929 --> 00:14:45,013 Okay, no. 241 00:14:45,222 --> 00:14:46,431 No, you hang up. 242 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,142 You. You. Y... 243 00:14:53,605 --> 00:14:55,273 Ross, hi. 244 00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:57,275 It's Rachel. 245 00:14:57,484 --> 00:15:01,320 I'm just calling to say that, um, everything's fine. 246 00:15:01,947 --> 00:15:03,781 And I'm really happy for you... 247 00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:06,200 and your cat. 248 00:15:08,829 --> 00:15:11,914 So obviously, I am over you. 249 00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:15,251 I am over you. 250 00:15:15,419 --> 00:15:20,506 And that, my friend, is what they call closure. 251 00:15:23,343 --> 00:15:25,053 Rach, I got a message from you. 252 00:15:25,262 --> 00:15:27,722 Oh, my God, no. Hang up the phone. Give me the phone. 253 00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:32,268 Give me the phone, give me the phone. Give me the phone! 254 00:15:37,983 --> 00:15:39,859 You're over me? 255 00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:41,861 Oh, God. 256 00:15:42,029 --> 00:15:44,280 - What...? You're, uh? - Oh, God. 257 00:15:44,448 --> 00:15:45,573 You're over me? 258 00:15:47,451 --> 00:15:50,453 Oh, my God. - When were you... 259 00:15:50,704 --> 00:15:52,330 under me? 260 00:15:55,459 --> 00:15:56,751 Basically, ahem... 261 00:15:57,002 --> 00:15:59,253 lately, I've, uh... 262 00:16:00,547 --> 00:16:03,591 Ahem. I've sort of had feelings for you. 263 00:16:04,593 --> 00:16:05,802 Okay, I need to lie down. 264 00:16:07,679 --> 00:16:08,805 He broke up with Julie. 265 00:16:10,641 --> 00:16:13,392 Well, go hug her, for God's sakes. 266 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,105 - Really? - Really. 267 00:16:18,398 --> 00:16:20,274 It's always been you, Rach. 268 00:16:20,442 --> 00:16:22,235 Oh, God. 269 00:16:27,658 --> 00:16:28,950 Oh... 270 00:16:30,744 --> 00:16:33,079 Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. 271 00:16:33,539 --> 00:16:35,498 Oh, that's okay. 272 00:16:35,749 --> 00:16:38,501 - You're worth the wait. - Oh. 273 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:40,920 And I don't just mean tonight. 274 00:16:43,006 --> 00:16:48,427 I never dreamed That I'd meet somebody like you 275 00:16:51,348 --> 00:16:54,892 I never dreamed That I'd lose somebody like you 276 00:16:59,439 --> 00:17:05,528 No, I don't want to fall in love 277 00:17:07,739 --> 00:17:09,115 Oh, God! 278 00:17:09,324 --> 00:17:11,576 Oh. Honey. 279 00:17:11,785 --> 00:17:13,369 Oh, that's okay. 280 00:17:14,454 --> 00:17:17,373 Oh, no, you just rolled over the juice box. 281 00:17:20,627 --> 00:17:23,379 Gunther, please tell me you didn't say anything to Rachel... 282 00:17:23,547 --> 00:17:25,631 about me and the girl from the copy place. 283 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,550 I'm sorry. 284 00:17:27,801 --> 00:17:29,719 Was I not supposed to? 285 00:17:36,643 --> 00:17:38,227 You're the one who ended it. 286 00:17:38,437 --> 00:17:42,440 Yeah, because I was mad at you. Not because I stopped loving you. 287 00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:44,775 You still love me? 288 00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:46,652 No. 289 00:17:48,155 --> 00:17:52,575 What does this mean? What do you...? I mean, do you want to get back together? 290 00:17:52,784 --> 00:17:55,286 No. Maybe. 291 00:17:55,495 --> 00:17:57,747 - I don't... I don't know. - What? 292 00:17:59,124 --> 00:18:01,000 I just... I feel... 293 00:18:09,885 --> 00:18:14,513 I can't believe I even thought of getting back together with you. We are so over. 294 00:18:16,475 --> 00:18:17,642 Fine by me! 295 00:18:19,436 --> 00:18:22,855 And, hey, just so you know, it's not that common... 296 00:18:23,023 --> 00:18:26,734 it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal! 297 00:18:27,778 --> 00:18:29,570 I knew it! 298 00:18:40,624 --> 00:18:44,168 Rachel's coming up. Doesn't she look pretty, Jack? 299 00:18:45,504 --> 00:18:46,963 Oh, my God. 300 00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:49,882 - This is us getting ready for the prom. - Oh! 301 00:18:50,092 --> 00:18:52,134 You know what? We don't have to watch this. 302 00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:53,844 Yeah, we do. Come on. 303 00:18:54,012 --> 00:18:55,054 Fun. 304 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,430 Get a shot of Monica. 305 00:18:56,598 --> 00:18:58,307 Wait, how do you zoom out? 306 00:18:58,517 --> 00:19:00,643 There she is. 307 00:19:02,104 --> 00:19:04,939 Shut up. The camera adds 10 pounds. 308 00:19:05,148 --> 00:19:07,817 Huh, so how many cameras are actually on you? 309 00:19:09,069 --> 00:19:10,820 Dad, turn it off. 310 00:19:11,029 --> 00:19:12,321 It is off. Yeah. 311 00:19:12,531 --> 00:19:14,073 Right, Ross? 312 00:19:18,745 --> 00:19:20,913 Looking good, Mr. Kotter. 313 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:27,253 I can't go to my own prom without a date. I can't. It's too late. 314 00:19:27,504 --> 00:19:30,756 If you're not going, then I don't wanna go either. 315 00:19:30,966 --> 00:19:32,967 I have a wonderful idea. 316 00:19:33,176 --> 00:19:35,428 You should take Rachel to the prom. 317 00:19:35,637 --> 00:19:37,388 We've seen enough. Let's turn it off. 318 00:19:37,639 --> 00:19:40,683 I want to see. - Fine, I'm not going to watch, all right? 319 00:19:40,892 --> 00:19:41,976 Come on, kid. Let's go. 320 00:19:43,145 --> 00:19:44,895 Are you handsome. 321 00:19:45,147 --> 00:19:46,731 Let's show them. 322 00:19:50,902 --> 00:19:53,446 - Okay, Dad. - Rachel, ready or not. 323 00:19:53,655 --> 00:19:55,781 Here comes your knight in shining... 324 00:19:55,949 --> 00:19:57,074 Oh, no. 325 00:19:57,242 --> 00:20:02,038 Bye. Don't wait up. Okay, Chip, let's go. 326 00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,957 Oh, dear. 327 00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:06,792 Jack, how do I turn this off? 328 00:20:09,129 --> 00:20:11,172 I can't believe you did that. 329 00:20:11,923 --> 00:20:13,716 Yeah, well... 330 00:20:31,276 --> 00:20:33,569 See? He's her lobster. 331 00:20:43,038 --> 00:20:45,289 No. 332 00:20:45,499 --> 00:20:48,292 - You're really not going? - Yeah. 333 00:20:48,502 --> 00:20:50,878 It's just going to be too hard. 334 00:20:51,421 --> 00:20:53,506 You know, I mean... 335 00:20:53,757 --> 00:20:55,549 it's Ross. 336 00:20:56,259 --> 00:20:58,844 How can I watch him get married? 337 00:21:00,222 --> 00:21:03,432 You know? It's just for the best, you know? It is. 338 00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:06,435 Plus somebody's got to stay here with Phoebe. 339 00:21:06,686 --> 00:21:09,438 She's going to be pretty big by then... 340 00:21:09,689 --> 00:21:12,650 and she'll need someone to help her tie her shoes. 341 00:21:13,485 --> 00:21:16,070 Drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labor. 342 00:21:17,072 --> 00:21:18,614 You don't have a car. 343 00:21:18,865 --> 00:21:21,283 - And your license expired. - I know. 344 00:21:22,327 --> 00:21:25,746 Yeah. See, there's so much to do, and I have so little time to do it in. 345 00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:33,587 Check this out. 346 00:21:33,797 --> 00:21:37,258 It says there's a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums. 347 00:21:37,509 --> 00:21:40,344 "It's almost as good as being there." 348 00:21:40,554 --> 00:21:44,265 It's better. You can't go to a museum in your underwear. 349 00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:47,685 Well, you could, but probably just the one time. 350 00:21:49,771 --> 00:21:51,939 I bet we could get videos of all the sights... 351 00:21:52,149 --> 00:21:55,734 get a VCR in our hotel room, we'd never even have to go outside. 352 00:21:56,319 --> 00:21:58,320 If we do that, we've got to rent Die Hard. 353 00:22:00,157 --> 00:22:03,200 Oh-ho, I bet the British version is good.