1 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:09,777 That was the 10th time I've peed since I've been here. 2 00:00:10,028 --> 00:00:13,030 It's also, like, the 10th time you've told us. Ha, ha. 3 00:00:13,198 --> 00:00:15,574 Yeah, oh, I'm sorry, it must be hard to hear. 4 00:00:15,742 --> 00:00:17,826 I'll tell you, it's easier having babies playing... 5 00:00:17,994 --> 00:00:21,371 "Bring in 'da Noise, Bring in 'da Funk" on your bladder. 6 00:00:22,791 --> 00:00:25,042 I am so sick of being pregnant. 7 00:00:25,251 --> 00:00:27,336 The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee... 8 00:00:27,504 --> 00:00:30,631 which of course is decaf because, oh, I'm pregnant. Heh. 9 00:00:32,801 --> 00:00:34,843 Pheebs, you want a cookie? 10 00:00:36,930 --> 00:00:39,056 Thank you so much. 11 00:00:40,725 --> 00:00:44,520 So, uh, Pheebs, honey, how are those mood swings coming? 12 00:00:45,688 --> 00:00:47,272 I haven't really had any yet. 13 00:01:40,743 --> 00:01:41,994 - Hey, guys. Hey. 14 00:01:42,162 --> 00:01:45,038 All right. Here's the ring. 15 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:48,292 Yes, yes. A thousand times, yes. 16 00:01:49,794 --> 00:01:52,171 So, uh, any ideas for the bachelor party? 17 00:01:52,338 --> 00:01:53,672 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 18 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,466 Before you start handing out rings and planning bachelor parties... 19 00:01:56,634 --> 00:01:59,469 don't you have to decide who your best man's gonna be? 20 00:01:59,679 --> 00:02:02,431 Oh, it's awkward. It's awkward, it's awkward. 21 00:02:04,017 --> 00:02:05,517 I sort of already asked Chandler. 22 00:02:06,644 --> 00:02:09,062 What? He got to do it at your first wedding. 23 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:12,482 Joey, I figured you'd understand. I've known him a lot longer. 24 00:02:12,650 --> 00:02:16,695 Come on, Ross. I don't have any brothers. I'm never gonna get to be a best man. 25 00:02:16,863 --> 00:02:18,655 You can be the best man when I get married. 26 00:02:19,908 --> 00:02:22,618 I'm never gonna get to be a best man. 27 00:02:24,078 --> 00:02:25,162 Wait, wait. 28 00:02:25,330 --> 00:02:29,416 So you get to be my best man twice, and I don't get to be yours at all? 29 00:02:30,501 --> 00:02:34,504 Oh, no. Yeah, of course, you can be my best man. 30 00:02:38,134 --> 00:02:39,927 What about me? You just said I could. 31 00:02:40,094 --> 00:02:41,762 I'm not even getting married! 32 00:02:41,930 --> 00:02:45,098 Okay, this is a question for science-fiction writers. 33 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,100 I can't believe you're not picking me. 34 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:49,853 - Hey, how could it not be me? - I'm not even... 35 00:02:50,021 --> 00:02:52,147 - I'm not even... - All right, you know what? That's it. 36 00:02:52,315 --> 00:02:55,234 From now on, Joey I want you to be my best man. 37 00:02:55,818 --> 00:02:58,904 Yes. Shame about you, though. 38 00:03:03,910 --> 00:03:05,744 - Stop it. - What? 39 00:03:06,162 --> 00:03:07,871 One of the babies is kicking. 40 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:10,624 - I thought that was a good thing. - It's not kicking me. 41 00:03:10,792 --> 00:03:12,251 It's kicking one of the other babies. 42 00:03:13,670 --> 00:03:16,630 Oh. Don't make me come in there! 43 00:03:18,383 --> 00:03:19,591 - Hey. Hey. 44 00:03:19,759 --> 00:03:21,718 Do you guys have, like, a big bowl I can borrow? 45 00:03:21,886 --> 00:03:23,804 Yeah, there's one right under the cabinet. 46 00:03:23,972 --> 00:03:25,472 - Thanks. - Why do you need it? 47 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,933 Oh, we're having a party tomorrow night. Later. 48 00:03:28,101 --> 00:03:30,727 Hey, hey. Are you planning on inviting us? 49 00:03:30,895 --> 00:03:33,272 No. No, no. Later. 50 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:36,108 Hey, get your ass back here, Tribbiani! 51 00:03:39,904 --> 00:03:41,029 Hormones. 52 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,323 What Phoebe meant was... 53 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:45,784 how come you're having a party and we're not invited? 54 00:03:45,952 --> 00:03:48,161 Oh. It's Ross' bachelor party. 55 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:50,372 - So? - Are you bachelors? 56 00:03:51,624 --> 00:03:54,334 - No. - Are you strippers? 57 00:03:55,753 --> 00:03:58,505 - No. - Then you're not invited. 58 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:02,092 All right, fine. You're not invited to the party that we're gonna have either. 59 00:04:02,260 --> 00:04:04,511 Oh, what party? 60 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:07,264 Well, um... 61 00:04:08,099 --> 00:04:09,599 The baby shower for Phoebe. 62 00:04:09,767 --> 00:04:10,809 Baby shower? 63 00:04:10,977 --> 00:04:14,938 Wow. That so doesn't sound like something I want to do. Later. 64 00:04:17,025 --> 00:04:19,234 I can't believe I'm going to have a party! 65 00:04:19,402 --> 00:04:22,654 Ha, ha. That's so great. A party! 66 00:04:22,822 --> 00:04:24,698 Yay! Ha, ha. 67 00:04:31,414 --> 00:04:33,123 - I don't know why. - Oh. 68 00:04:34,167 --> 00:04:37,419 This is what I got going for the party so far liquor-wise. 69 00:04:37,587 --> 00:04:40,213 - Get a lot of liquor. - Great. Great. 70 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:44,384 Okay, now, uh, in terms of the invite list, obviously I got you, me and Chandler. 71 00:04:44,635 --> 00:04:47,888 And I'm invite Gunther because, well, we've been talking pretty loud. 72 00:04:48,056 --> 00:04:49,556 I'll be there. 73 00:04:50,683 --> 00:04:52,309 Oh, listen. I know it's your party... 74 00:04:52,477 --> 00:04:55,729 but I'd really like to limit the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there. 75 00:04:55,897 --> 00:04:59,066 Yeah. Tell you what. Let's not invite any anthropologists, okay? 76 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:01,860 Just the dinosaur dudes. 77 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:07,616 Okay, we'll need a six-pack of Zima. 78 00:05:09,035 --> 00:05:10,660 Hey, guys, what are you doing? 79 00:05:10,828 --> 00:05:15,123 Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man. 80 00:05:15,291 --> 00:05:17,709 Yeah, well, good luck trying to top the last one. 81 00:05:17,877 --> 00:05:21,296 I don't think it's gonna be that difficult, considering this one won't take place... 82 00:05:21,464 --> 00:05:24,007 in the basement of a Pizza Hut. Heh. 83 00:05:25,051 --> 00:05:26,134 Oh, I'm Ross, I'm Ross. 84 00:05:26,302 --> 00:05:28,845 I'm too good for the Hut. I'm too good for the Hut. 85 00:05:30,098 --> 00:05:33,266 Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Uh, everything so far sounds great, Joey. 86 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:35,394 Just remember, keep it on the mellow side, okay? 87 00:05:35,561 --> 00:05:37,646 Just a couple guys hanging out playing poker. 88 00:05:37,814 --> 00:05:40,357 - No strippers or anything, okay? - You got it. 89 00:05:40,525 --> 00:05:42,609 - Okay, see you later. - Yeah. 90 00:05:43,069 --> 00:05:46,655 Ha, ha. Have fun planning your mellow party. 91 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:49,116 There's gonna be strippers there. 92 00:05:49,283 --> 00:05:51,618 He didn't say anything about no strippers. 93 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:57,624 - He just said, "No strippers." - Oh. I chose not to hear that. 94 00:06:00,044 --> 00:06:02,796 Look what I got, look what I got, look what I got. 95 00:06:04,757 --> 00:06:05,966 Oh. 96 00:06:07,677 --> 00:06:10,220 Can you believe they made these for little people? 97 00:06:10,388 --> 00:06:12,431 Aw. Little Village People. 98 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:19,521 Aw, okay. Look at this one. This is my favorite. 99 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:22,023 Oh, that is so sweet. 100 00:06:22,191 --> 00:06:25,193 Phoebe's gonna love dressing them in these. 101 00:06:25,361 --> 00:06:30,740 Huh. Except, uh, Phoebe's not gonna be the one who gets to dress them. 102 00:06:32,535 --> 00:06:34,870 I guess she's not gonna get to keep the babies. 103 00:06:35,037 --> 00:06:39,332 Oh, my God, we are throwing the most depressing baby shower. 104 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:43,837 Wait a minute. Unless we give her all gifts that she can use... 105 00:06:44,005 --> 00:06:47,883 after she's done being pregnant. Like, um, regular coffee. Tequila. 106 00:06:48,134 --> 00:06:51,094 Oh, and somebody can get her those leather pants she's always wanted. 107 00:06:51,262 --> 00:06:52,846 Oh, she's gonna love that. 108 00:06:53,014 --> 00:06:54,598 What the hell is this? 109 00:06:56,309 --> 00:06:58,518 You actually thought it'd make me feel better? 110 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:02,147 To give me something I can't even use for another two months? 111 00:07:02,315 --> 00:07:03,940 This sucks! Oh! 112 00:07:06,652 --> 00:07:08,195 All right, what's my next present? 113 00:07:12,283 --> 00:07:14,534 Hey, listen, man, about the stripper... 114 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,203 - Yeah? - Good call. 115 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:21,208 A little announcement. A little announcement. 116 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:25,837 I've decided that my best man is my best friend Gunther. 117 00:07:28,257 --> 00:07:30,300 What's my last name? 118 00:07:31,677 --> 00:07:33,136 Central Perk? 119 00:07:35,348 --> 00:07:37,599 Thanks for not marrying Rachel. 120 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:40,936 Oh, hey, Gunther. Don't forget your shirt. 121 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,188 Hey. Hey, what are those? 122 00:07:43,356 --> 00:07:45,815 Little party favors. Check it out. 123 00:07:45,983 --> 00:07:47,901 Wow, yeah. 124 00:07:48,069 --> 00:07:50,111 Oh, oh, oh! 125 00:07:50,279 --> 00:07:51,780 Aw. 126 00:07:52,698 --> 00:07:54,115 Okay, little announcement. 127 00:07:54,283 --> 00:07:58,119 Just want everybody to know the position of my best man is still open. 128 00:07:58,329 --> 00:08:02,332 And, uh, you know, so is the position of the bride. 129 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:04,960 Great. 130 00:08:05,461 --> 00:08:08,630 Smooth, man. Yeah. You got some chili on your neck. 131 00:08:12,301 --> 00:08:15,762 Well, I just want to say thanks, everyone. This was great. 132 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:18,473 Okay? And hey, I'll see you guys Monday morning. 133 00:08:21,310 --> 00:08:23,645 - Thanks, Joey. - Oh, hey. Don't forget your shirt. 134 00:08:23,813 --> 00:08:25,021 Oh, thanks. 135 00:08:26,524 --> 00:08:30,944 Ahem. Okay. Hey, museum geeks. Party's over. 136 00:08:31,112 --> 00:08:34,573 Okay, wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. 137 00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:38,034 Back to your parents' basement. All right. 138 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,957 Come on, boys, come on out. Here you go. 139 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:47,002 Oh. Look at the birdies. 140 00:08:47,169 --> 00:08:48,795 - Are those yours? - Yeah. 141 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:51,798 Wow, I didn't know they let you keep chickens and ducks as pets? 142 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:54,593 Oh, yeah, yeah. And I got the duck totally trained too. 143 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,679 Watch this. Stare at the wall. 144 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:00,432 Hardly move. 145 00:09:01,934 --> 00:09:03,268 Be white. 146 00:09:05,062 --> 00:09:07,439 You are really good at that. 147 00:09:07,607 --> 00:09:09,733 - Oh. - So I had fun tonight. 148 00:09:10,234 --> 00:09:11,901 You throw one hell of a party. 149 00:09:12,069 --> 00:09:13,987 Thanks, thanks. Yeah, it was great meeting you. 150 00:09:14,196 --> 00:09:19,034 And listen, if any of my friends ever get married or have a birthday or a Tuesday... 151 00:09:19,201 --> 00:09:21,536 - Yeah, that'd be great. - Okay. Ha, ha. 152 00:09:22,496 --> 00:09:25,123 So, I guess, um, good night. 153 00:09:25,291 --> 00:09:28,835 Oh, unless you, uh... Unless you want to hang around. 154 00:09:29,712 --> 00:09:32,547 - Yeah? - Yeah. I'll let you play with my duck. 155 00:09:45,353 --> 00:09:46,728 Hey... 156 00:09:49,398 --> 00:09:51,107 Stripper. 157 00:10:05,331 --> 00:10:08,041 The stripper stole the ring! 158 00:10:08,209 --> 00:10:12,003 Chandler, get up, get up! The stripper stole the ring! 159 00:10:12,171 --> 00:10:14,130 - What? - The ring is gone! 160 00:10:14,298 --> 00:10:19,177 Oh. Okay, just, like, give me a minute to wake up for this. 161 00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:24,766 You lost the ring. You're the worst best man ever. 162 00:10:25,851 --> 00:10:28,103 Dude, this isn't funny. What am I gonna do? 163 00:10:28,270 --> 00:10:30,230 I go to sleep last night, everything's cool. 164 00:10:30,398 --> 00:10:33,441 I wake up this morning, the stripper's gone, and the ring is gone! 165 00:10:33,609 --> 00:10:35,568 - You slept with the stripper? - Of course! 166 00:10:38,531 --> 00:10:39,531 Hi, guys. 167 00:10:39,699 --> 00:10:42,117 Hi, Phoebe. 168 00:10:42,493 --> 00:10:47,455 Ahem. I wanted to apologize if I, you know, seemed a tad edgy yesterday... 169 00:10:47,623 --> 00:10:49,290 at my shower. 170 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,459 You know, it's just the hormones. You know? 171 00:10:51,669 --> 00:10:54,045 - No, we... Hormones. Yeah. - Hormones. 172 00:10:54,255 --> 00:10:57,298 Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you. It was just... It was so sweet. 173 00:10:57,508 --> 00:11:00,051 - Oh, okay. So sweet. 174 00:11:02,221 --> 00:11:04,806 Yeah. - Wow, you seem to be doing much better. 175 00:11:04,974 --> 00:11:08,268 - That's great. How are things going? - Good. 176 00:11:08,436 --> 00:11:11,771 No, but... Okay, it feels like everything's been about me lately. 177 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,523 So, what's happening with you? 178 00:11:13,691 --> 00:11:18,319 Oh. Well, actually, we were just talking about me not going to Ross' wedding. 179 00:11:18,487 --> 00:11:20,029 - Oh. - It just might be too hard... 180 00:11:20,197 --> 00:11:22,615 given the history and all that. 181 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:26,953 Wow, this reminds me of the time when I was, um, living on the street. 182 00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:30,957 And this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him. 183 00:11:33,836 --> 00:11:35,837 Well, how is this like that? 184 00:11:36,046 --> 00:11:40,091 Well, let's see. It's not really like that. 185 00:11:40,259 --> 00:11:42,886 Because, you see, that was an actual problem. 186 00:11:43,053 --> 00:11:46,514 And, uh, yours is just, like, a bunch of high-school crap... 187 00:11:46,682 --> 00:11:49,392 that nobody really gives... Yeah. 188 00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:56,733 Well, I'm sorry. I just thought... 189 00:11:56,901 --> 00:11:59,068 All right, here come the waterworks. 190 00:12:01,071 --> 00:12:02,572 Oh. I don't know what I'm gonna do. 191 00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:05,241 I called the company that sent her, and they don't care. 192 00:12:05,409 --> 00:12:07,494 And I called 911 and they yelled at me. 193 00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:09,579 If this isn't an emergency, then what is? 194 00:12:11,624 --> 00:12:13,875 - Hey, guys. Hey. 195 00:12:15,211 --> 00:12:17,962 I just wanted to thank you for last night. What a great party. 196 00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:19,881 And the guys from work had a blast. 197 00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:23,134 You know, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. 198 00:12:23,302 --> 00:12:27,347 Yeah, and another one had never been to a party before, so... 199 00:12:29,099 --> 00:12:31,518 So, uh, hey, that wedding ring, huh? 200 00:12:33,103 --> 00:12:35,271 - Man, that is nice. - Yeah. Yeah, right? 201 00:12:35,439 --> 00:12:38,942 Yeah, I was thinking I might pick one of those babies up for myself. 202 00:12:39,109 --> 00:12:41,820 Where might one get one of those? 203 00:12:42,363 --> 00:12:46,157 That ring, when my grandmother first came to this country... 204 00:12:46,325 --> 00:12:50,620 that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her. 205 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:57,168 So you might say that the ring is irreplaceable. 206 00:12:58,087 --> 00:13:01,256 Oh, absolutely. It's been in my family for generations. 207 00:13:01,423 --> 00:13:05,426 And every bride who's worn it has lived a long and happy life. 208 00:13:05,594 --> 00:13:09,305 So you might say it's a magic ring. 209 00:13:13,644 --> 00:13:16,437 Yeah, the stripper stole it. 210 00:13:17,982 --> 00:13:20,024 My ring? My wedding ring? 211 00:13:20,192 --> 00:13:23,903 The stripper stole my wedding ring? 212 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,322 How? How could this happen? 213 00:13:26,490 --> 00:13:30,702 Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey, Joey, why don't you be my best man." 214 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,790 All right, all right. Fine. I'm gonna call the cops. 215 00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:39,377 Dude, I screwed up. You don't have to turn me in. 216 00:13:39,545 --> 00:13:43,548 - Not on you, on the stripper. - Oh, yeah, well, I already did that. 217 00:13:43,716 --> 00:13:47,135 They said they're gonna look into it right after they solve all the murders... 218 00:13:48,012 --> 00:13:50,263 Okay, we'll call the company that sent her. 219 00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:51,598 I did that too. 220 00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:53,683 They wouldn't give me her name or number. 221 00:13:53,851 --> 00:13:56,102 They said if I bother them again, they'd call the police. 222 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:59,314 I said, "You talk to the police, you tell them I'm missing a ring." 223 00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:03,735 So, what, Joey? What are you telling me? That there's nothing we can do? 224 00:14:03,903 --> 00:14:09,198 - How could this happen? - Look, Ross, I am so, so sorry. 225 00:14:11,869 --> 00:14:15,413 Well, what if we just, uh, called her... 226 00:14:15,581 --> 00:14:18,583 used a fake name and had her come to my office? 227 00:14:18,751 --> 00:14:22,420 Oh, that sounds like fun, but we got a ring to find! 228 00:14:29,011 --> 00:14:31,137 Here's your tea, Phoebe. 229 00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:39,145 Mm. It's so good. 230 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,606 Oh, thanks. That's sweet. 231 00:14:41,774 --> 00:14:44,734 - Good. - So glad you like it. 232 00:14:44,902 --> 00:14:46,319 - Oh. What? 233 00:14:46,487 --> 00:14:48,321 What? She made the tea. 234 00:14:49,907 --> 00:14:52,533 No, I think I just had a contraction. 235 00:14:52,701 --> 00:14:53,743 - You what? - My God. 236 00:14:53,911 --> 00:14:56,204 Yeah, I thought I felt one a couple minutes ago. 237 00:14:56,372 --> 00:15:00,249 - And now I know that definitely was one. - Well, you can't have the baby here! 238 00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,961 I haven't sterilized the apartment since the guys moved out! 239 00:15:03,128 --> 00:15:04,587 It's okay. We're gonna be okay. 240 00:15:04,755 --> 00:15:09,008 You know what? It's okay. I'm gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets. 241 00:15:09,635 --> 00:15:12,303 Ow, it's all right. It's probably false labor. 242 00:15:12,471 --> 00:15:14,806 They said that, that can happen near the end. So just... 243 00:15:14,974 --> 00:15:16,766 - Somebody get the book. - Rachel, get the book. 244 00:15:16,934 --> 00:15:20,478 The book. Okay. Okay. Here. 245 00:15:20,938 --> 00:15:23,314 - The Bible? - I don't know! 246 00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:30,321 All right. Okay, okay. This is great. 247 00:15:30,489 --> 00:15:32,657 Uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. 248 00:15:32,825 --> 00:15:36,327 And when she comes in, hopefully she won't recognize you because... 249 00:15:36,495 --> 00:15:38,121 Well, why would she? 250 00:15:38,539 --> 00:15:41,082 Uh, okay. And then you buzz Ross and I. 251 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:45,086 You be Mr. Gonzales, and I'll be Mr. Wong. 252 00:15:46,714 --> 00:15:48,131 Diverse. 253 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,802 Anybody call for security? 254 00:15:53,595 --> 00:15:55,847 You be cool. 255 00:16:00,936 --> 00:16:04,564 Okay. Which one of you guys is Gunther Central Perk? 256 00:16:06,442 --> 00:16:07,525 Hey, Joey. 257 00:16:07,693 --> 00:16:11,738 Where's my ring? My dead grandmother's wedding ring! Where is it? Where is it? 258 00:16:13,282 --> 00:16:15,491 Way to be cool, man. 259 00:16:16,201 --> 00:16:17,994 - What's he talking about? - Oh! 260 00:16:18,162 --> 00:16:20,496 There was a ring in a box on my nightstand. 261 00:16:20,664 --> 00:16:22,290 After you left, it was gone. 262 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,584 Wait, you guys think I stole some ring? 263 00:16:24,752 --> 00:16:26,085 Yeah. 264 00:16:27,379 --> 00:16:30,548 We know you took it! So just save yourself the time and confess. 265 00:16:30,716 --> 00:16:32,467 Okay, Who are you, the Hardy Boys? 266 00:16:36,597 --> 00:16:38,431 I don't need to steal some stupid ring. 267 00:16:38,599 --> 00:16:41,142 I make $1,600 a week doing what I do. 268 00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:43,227 Any of you guys make that? 269 00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:45,646 Marry me. 270 00:16:50,027 --> 00:16:52,862 I don't get it. It was in my room all night. If she didn't take it... 271 00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:56,365 and I didn't take it and you didn't take it. Then who did? 272 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,870 Shh. We're trying to think. 273 00:17:14,593 --> 00:17:17,512 I still don't get how you know when it's false labor. 274 00:17:17,679 --> 00:17:19,180 Well, do you see any babies? 275 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:25,019 - How do you feel? - Okay, I guess. I mean... 276 00:17:25,395 --> 00:17:27,271 I don't know. 277 00:17:27,439 --> 00:17:30,566 I guess I know it's going to be over soon so... 278 00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:32,151 But isn't that a good thing? 279 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:37,240 - I mean, you said you were sick of this. - I know. 280 00:17:37,407 --> 00:17:40,201 It's just usually, when you're done with the pregnant thing... 281 00:17:40,369 --> 00:17:42,745 then you get to do the mom thing. 282 00:17:44,123 --> 00:17:49,544 I'm gonna be, you know, sitting around in my leather pants, drinking tequila. 283 00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:53,923 Some moms do that. 284 00:17:54,842 --> 00:17:56,134 Yeah, that's even sadder. 285 00:17:57,636 --> 00:18:01,848 Look, I know what I got myself into, you know? 286 00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:06,435 It's just that now that they're in me, it's like... 287 00:18:06,895 --> 00:18:09,480 It's like I know them, you know, and... 288 00:18:11,233 --> 00:18:14,986 It just not gonna be easy when, you know, these little babies have to go away. 289 00:18:15,154 --> 00:18:17,697 Oh. I know, sweetie. 290 00:18:17,865 --> 00:18:20,116 But it's not like you're not gonna have anything. 291 00:18:20,284 --> 00:18:22,285 I mean, you're gonna have nieces and nephews. 292 00:18:22,452 --> 00:18:23,995 In some ways, that's even better. 293 00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:27,081 - Yeah, okay. - No, really. 294 00:18:27,249 --> 00:18:28,499 Really, Pheebs. 295 00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:32,086 I mean, you're not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college. 296 00:18:32,254 --> 00:18:34,839 Or yelling at them when they're bad. 297 00:18:35,007 --> 00:18:36,883 You know? Or deciding to put them on Ritalin... 298 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,759 when they just won't calm down. 299 00:18:39,761 --> 00:18:40,761 You know? 300 00:18:40,929 --> 00:18:43,890 You're gonna be the one they come to when they run away from home. 301 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:45,850 And the one they talk to about sex. 302 00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:48,227 You just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe. 303 00:18:50,647 --> 00:18:52,648 Cool Aunt Phoebe. 304 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,442 I am pretty cool. 305 00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:56,110 Oh. 306 00:18:56,278 --> 00:19:00,740 Yeah, and you know what else? Oh, my God, are they going to love you. 307 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,951 - They are going to love me. - Oh! 308 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,455 - Thanks, you guys. Again. Aw. 309 00:19:07,623 --> 00:19:10,041 Oh, sweetie. 310 00:19:12,169 --> 00:19:14,170 - Thanks. Oh! What? Oh, God. 311 00:19:14,338 --> 00:19:15,838 Just kidding. 312 00:19:16,882 --> 00:19:18,257 - Ah! - Oh, my God. 313 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,343 Got you again. You're so easy. 314 00:19:24,514 --> 00:19:28,643 - If anything should happen to him... - Joey, the vet said it's a simple procedure. 315 00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:32,563 So? Things can go wrong. You don't know. What if he doesn't make it? 316 00:19:32,731 --> 00:19:35,650 - He will, Joe. - Yeah, but what if he doesn't? 317 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:37,944 He's such a good duck. 318 00:20:17,693 --> 00:20:19,402 I'm so worried about him. 319 00:20:20,612 --> 00:20:22,780 - Somebody lose a ring? - Aah! 320 00:20:22,948 --> 00:20:26,367 Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you so much. Aah! 321 00:20:29,913 --> 00:20:31,455 How's the duck? 322 00:20:31,623 --> 00:20:33,541 He's doing just fine. You'll see him in a bit. 323 00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:35,167 - Oh. - Great. 324 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:38,087 Oh, hey, listen, Ross, thanks for being so cool about this. 325 00:20:38,255 --> 00:20:40,339 - No, that's all right. - No, it's not. 326 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,843 I mean, you made me your best man and I totally let you down. 327 00:20:44,011 --> 00:20:46,345 - Hey, come on. It's not your fault. - Yeah, it is. 328 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,806 You wouldn't have lost the ring, right? 329 00:20:48,974 --> 00:20:51,684 You know what? Ross, you were right from the start. 330 00:20:51,852 --> 00:20:53,978 - He should be your best man. - No, you should. 331 00:20:54,146 --> 00:20:56,105 - Look, don't argue with me. - Hey, hey, hey. 332 00:20:56,273 --> 00:20:58,107 I get to choose my best man. 333 00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:01,652 I want both you guys. 334 00:21:03,238 --> 00:21:04,947 Really? 335 00:21:05,741 --> 00:21:08,784 Both you guys should be up there with me. 336 00:21:08,952 --> 00:21:10,453 I mean, you two are my... 337 00:21:12,497 --> 00:21:15,416 I mean, I'm lucky to have just one good... 338 00:21:17,252 --> 00:21:19,128 Well, thanks, man. 339 00:21:20,881 --> 00:21:23,341 I got to go check something, okay? 340 00:21:28,347 --> 00:21:30,931 - What a baby. - Total wuss.