1 00:00:02,362 --> 00:00:04,738 You guys, hurry up. The flight leaves in four hours. 2 00:00:04,906 --> 00:00:07,616 There could be traffic. The plane could leave early. 3 00:00:07,784 --> 00:00:11,620 When we get to London, there could be a line at customs. Come on. 4 00:00:12,539 --> 00:00:16,708 Six-hour trip to London. That's a lot of Monica. 5 00:00:17,710 --> 00:00:22,422 Passport, check. Camera, check. Traveler's checks, check. 6 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:24,925 - Who are you saying "check" to? Myself. 7 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:26,718 For remembering to pack the thing. 8 00:00:26,886 --> 00:00:28,762 You know, you do a good thing, you get a check. 9 00:00:31,724 --> 00:00:33,934 My mom does it. I never realized it was weird. 10 00:00:34,144 --> 00:00:37,396 Hey, my mom used to put her head in the oven, so... 11 00:00:37,564 --> 00:00:40,899 Actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird. 12 00:00:43,736 --> 00:00:44,778 - Hey. Hey. 13 00:00:44,946 --> 00:00:46,363 Hey. Are you ready yet? 14 00:00:46,531 --> 00:00:49,867 - Yep. You got the tickets? - Oh, got them right here. Check. 15 00:00:51,411 --> 00:00:54,413 It's all London, baby. Here we go. 16 00:00:57,250 --> 00:00:58,292 You got your passport? 17 00:00:58,793 --> 00:01:02,504 Yeah, in my third drawer of my dresser. You don't wanna lose that. 18 00:01:06,843 --> 00:01:09,136 - Oh. - There it is. 19 00:01:58,144 --> 00:02:01,271 Okay, if you need the vacuum, it's in my closet on the left side. 20 00:02:01,439 --> 00:02:03,815 The garbage bags are next to the refrigerator. 21 00:02:03,983 --> 00:02:06,610 But Rachel's gonna be here too. Can't I just ask her? 22 00:02:06,778 --> 00:02:09,071 Heh. Yeah, okay. Give that a try. 23 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:11,990 - All right, let's do it. - Woohoo. 24 00:02:12,158 --> 00:02:14,326 - Yeah. Cheerio. - London, baby. 25 00:02:15,078 --> 00:02:18,038 - Because that's not gonna get annoying. - London, baby! 26 00:02:20,041 --> 00:02:22,251 - Oh, you know what? I was wrong. Ha, ha. 27 00:02:22,418 --> 00:02:24,711 Well, we're all here. I guess we should get going. 28 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:27,172 Oh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug... 29 00:02:27,340 --> 00:02:30,050 and wish you luck on your wedding, but I can't get up. 30 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:33,845 - Oh, I'll come hug you. - Great, can you bring me the newspaper? 31 00:02:34,514 --> 00:02:35,555 Yeah. 32 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:37,891 Have a great wedding. Oh. - Thanks. 33 00:02:38,059 --> 00:02:40,227 - Hey, Chandler, I wanna hug you too. - Hey. 34 00:02:40,395 --> 00:02:44,523 And you might as well bring me my book. It's on the counter in your apartment. 35 00:02:45,692 --> 00:02:46,775 Oh. 36 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:51,321 - So we're off. - Have fun. 37 00:02:51,489 --> 00:02:52,990 Thanks. - Oh. 38 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:55,826 Oh. I can't believe you're not gonna be there. 39 00:02:55,994 --> 00:02:57,035 Oh, I know. 40 00:02:57,203 --> 00:02:59,788 - So come. Why don't you come? - What? 41 00:02:59,956 --> 00:03:03,250 To London. Come to London. Please? It would mean so much to me. 42 00:03:03,418 --> 00:03:05,627 Yeah, well, I gotta work. I'm sorry. 43 00:03:05,795 --> 00:03:10,757 - Why can't you take a couple of days off? - Because I can't. I told you. No, I can't. 44 00:03:10,925 --> 00:03:12,134 This is my wedding. 45 00:03:13,428 --> 00:03:16,847 All right, you know what? Now we are late. Let's go, let's go, let's go! 46 00:03:18,891 --> 00:03:21,601 Fine, you'll watch it on video when we get back. 47 00:03:22,979 --> 00:03:25,814 Here you go, Phoebe. Here you go, Phoebo, Phoobala, Phobayboo. 48 00:03:30,111 --> 00:03:31,611 You. Ha, ha. 49 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,573 All right, let's go. Bye, Pheebs. 50 00:03:34,741 --> 00:03:36,450 Bye. Bye, Pheebs. 51 00:03:37,744 --> 00:03:39,119 Mwah. Goodbye. Mwah. 52 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,746 Bye. - Safe flight. 53 00:03:40,913 --> 00:03:42,664 London, baby. 54 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:48,003 - Oh, God. - Oh. Do you need a hug? 55 00:03:49,422 --> 00:03:51,673 You don't have to bring me anything. 56 00:04:07,690 --> 00:04:09,775 All right, Chandler, do something. 57 00:04:11,152 --> 00:04:15,322 - Come on, do something. - I am. I'm ignoring you. 58 00:04:15,490 --> 00:04:17,866 Okay, I'm gonna be the on-camera guy. All right. 59 00:04:18,576 --> 00:04:22,871 First stop, Westminster Abbey. 60 00:04:23,623 --> 00:04:26,917 - Oh, what the hell is that? - That's London, baby. 61 00:04:27,085 --> 00:04:28,960 All right, the hotel's here. 62 00:04:29,128 --> 00:04:31,713 Wait. No, we wanna go... 63 00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:35,634 No. 64 00:04:35,802 --> 00:04:37,344 I know. 65 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,971 I'm gonna have to go into the map. 66 00:04:45,311 --> 00:04:48,772 Okay, if you see a little version of me in there, kill it. 67 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,482 I got it. 68 00:04:51,317 --> 00:04:52,859 Here we go. 69 00:04:54,487 --> 00:04:58,115 Okay, listen, listen, we're not gonna have to walk this way the entire time, are we? 70 00:04:58,282 --> 00:04:59,574 Shh. 71 00:05:00,326 --> 00:05:02,285 Oh, man, you made me lose it. 72 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:10,043 And that was all before 10:00. 73 00:05:10,211 --> 00:05:13,505 The caterer rang to say it's gonna be chicken kiev instead of tarragon. 74 00:05:13,673 --> 00:05:15,966 The florist phoned to say there aren't any tulips. 75 00:05:16,134 --> 00:05:18,635 Oh, and then the cellist has carpal tunnel syndrome... 76 00:05:18,803 --> 00:05:20,846 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Emily, honey. Okay? 77 00:05:21,013 --> 00:05:23,223 - Well, up yours too. What? 78 00:05:23,850 --> 00:05:26,893 - No, no. That's "time-out." - Sorry. 79 00:05:27,061 --> 00:05:30,939 Sweetie, you gotta relax. Everything's gonna be great, okay? 80 00:05:31,107 --> 00:05:32,899 Come on, come on. 81 00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:37,654 - Chicken kiev? Mm-hm. 82 00:05:37,822 --> 00:05:40,365 Doesn't that sound delicious at the last minute? 83 00:05:40,533 --> 00:05:42,742 I know, but something like salmon would just... 84 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:45,203 It would be so much more elegant than chicken. 85 00:05:45,371 --> 00:05:48,373 And you wouldn't have to worry about the salmonella. 86 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:50,542 Oh. 87 00:05:50,710 --> 00:05:52,961 I can't wait to see where you're getting married. 88 00:05:53,129 --> 00:05:56,548 Yes. This place is beautiful. Emily's parents got married here. 89 00:05:56,716 --> 00:05:58,800 I still can't believe they're tearing it down. 90 00:05:58,968 --> 00:06:01,470 It really is the most lovely building you'll ever see. 91 00:06:01,637 --> 00:06:03,054 I mean, it's over... 92 00:06:06,267 --> 00:06:07,726 Oh, my God. 93 00:06:08,895 --> 00:06:10,729 It's nice. 94 00:06:19,113 --> 00:06:22,115 Oh. Oh, my God. 95 00:06:22,283 --> 00:06:24,534 How can this be happening? What are we gonna do? 96 00:06:24,702 --> 00:06:26,620 Everything's gonna be all right. 97 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:30,081 - How is it gonna be all right? - Uh-huh, I see that. 98 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:33,418 Okay, I talked to the guy and found out what happened. 99 00:06:33,586 --> 00:06:35,921 What? - They tore it down a few days early. 100 00:06:40,092 --> 00:06:41,927 All right. 101 00:06:42,094 --> 00:06:44,137 Westminster Abbey. 102 00:06:44,305 --> 00:06:46,890 Hands down, best abbey I ever seen. 103 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,476 Hey. 104 00:06:49,644 --> 00:06:50,936 Okay. 105 00:06:51,103 --> 00:06:53,146 What do you think of the abbey, Chandler? 106 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:57,150 Oh, I think it's great. They're thinking of changing the name. 107 00:06:57,318 --> 00:07:00,529 - Really? To what? - To "Put the Camera Away." 108 00:07:01,781 --> 00:07:04,574 Man, you are Westminster Crabby. 109 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:15,669 - Honey, don't get up. What do you need? - Oh, no. Oh, nothing. 110 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:19,047 Come on. I'm here to take care of you. What do you need? Anything. 111 00:07:19,215 --> 00:07:21,091 Okay, I have a wedgie. 112 00:07:23,803 --> 00:07:25,053 Okay, that is all you. 113 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:30,267 So, what do you want for lunch? 114 00:07:30,434 --> 00:07:32,477 Oh, I don't know. 115 00:07:32,645 --> 00:07:35,939 - I guess we have to eat. - Yeah, I do. 116 00:07:37,149 --> 00:07:38,733 What's the matter? 117 00:07:38,901 --> 00:07:41,736 I'm just bummed the way I left things with Ross. 118 00:07:41,904 --> 00:07:44,197 I wish I didn't lie to him about having to work. 119 00:07:44,365 --> 00:07:45,782 He seemed so mad at me. 120 00:07:45,950 --> 00:07:49,703 Ah, don't be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was... 121 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,789 - Still in love with? - Yeah. 122 00:07:52,957 --> 00:07:54,374 I'm not in love with Ross. 123 00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:56,209 Oh. 124 00:07:58,170 --> 00:08:00,338 No, no. Good. 125 00:08:00,506 --> 00:08:02,090 Yeah, me neither. 126 00:08:03,009 --> 00:08:06,303 Phoebe, I'm not going to Ross' wedding, because he's my ex-boyfriend... 127 00:08:06,470 --> 00:08:09,264 and that would be really uncomfortable. 128 00:08:09,432 --> 00:08:13,768 Not because I'm still in love with him. Hey, I like Ross as much as the next guy. 129 00:08:13,936 --> 00:08:17,564 You know, clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don't mean love. 130 00:08:17,732 --> 00:08:20,900 You know, I mean, do I still have loving feelings for Ross? 131 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,819 Yeah. 132 00:08:23,738 --> 00:08:25,864 I have continuing feelings of love. 133 00:08:26,032 --> 00:08:28,658 But that doesn't mean that I'm still in love with him. 134 00:08:28,826 --> 00:08:32,579 You know, I mean, I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him. 135 00:08:35,416 --> 00:08:37,876 Oh, my God. Oh, my... 136 00:08:38,044 --> 00:08:39,961 Why didn't you tell me? 137 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:43,923 - We thought you knew. - We? 138 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:47,177 Yeah, we all know. We talk about it all the time. 139 00:08:48,638 --> 00:08:50,639 You all know? Does Ross know? 140 00:08:50,806 --> 00:08:53,767 Oh, no. Ross doesn't know anything. 141 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,810 Oh. I cannot believe you didn't tell me. 142 00:08:55,978 --> 00:08:58,813 Because we thought you knew. It's so obvious. 143 00:08:58,981 --> 00:09:01,816 God, it would be like, you know, telling Monica: 144 00:09:01,984 --> 00:09:04,319 "Hey," you know, "you like things clean." 145 00:09:08,324 --> 00:09:09,366 Hi. 146 00:09:09,533 --> 00:09:11,785 So, what are you fine gentlemen in the market for? 147 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:16,581 - We've got scarves, souvenir postcards. - Check this out, huh? 148 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,500 Oh, yeah. 149 00:09:18,668 --> 00:09:20,960 That's the stuff. What do you think? 150 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:24,506 Well, I'm not gonna have to buy that "I'm with stupid" T-shirt anymore. 151 00:09:26,092 --> 00:09:28,051 Well, I like it. Here you go. 152 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:31,971 You're not really gonna buy that. Don't you think you've embarrassed me enough? 153 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,598 Oh, I embarrass you? 154 00:09:33,766 --> 00:09:36,810 How can I answer that when I'm pretending I don't know you? 155 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:40,605 He's just jealous. You'll fit right in. All Londoners wear them. 156 00:09:40,773 --> 00:09:44,943 Oh, really? Then how come no one here anywhere is wearing one? 157 00:09:45,111 --> 00:09:47,362 They're all tourists. 158 00:09:48,197 --> 00:09:51,533 All right, look, if you insist on wearing that in public, you know... 159 00:09:51,701 --> 00:09:55,286 you're gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself. 160 00:09:55,454 --> 00:09:57,080 Oh, yeah? 161 00:10:01,043 --> 00:10:04,421 If you're gonna make me choose between you and the hat, I choose the hat. 162 00:10:04,588 --> 00:10:05,630 - Good choice. - Thanks. 163 00:10:05,798 --> 00:10:07,841 Okay, look. All right, that's it, okay? 164 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:11,302 I'm out of here. I'm not gonna be embarrassed anymore. 165 00:10:21,439 --> 00:10:22,605 - Hello? - Hey. 166 00:10:22,773 --> 00:10:24,816 I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? 167 00:10:24,984 --> 00:10:27,193 He thinks we'll be able to find a new place. 168 00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:30,113 - We don't have to. - What, you found a place? 169 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:33,533 No, but Monica and I were talking... 170 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:36,870 and I was so upset about the hall being knocked down... 171 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:40,081 and she suggested that we just put the wedding off for a bit. 172 00:10:43,961 --> 00:10:46,045 - She said what? - She said if I'm not happy... 173 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:50,091 getting married somewhere we can find in a day, well, we should just postpone it. 174 00:10:53,179 --> 00:10:54,471 Postpone it? Heh. 175 00:10:56,182 --> 00:11:00,435 Emily, do you think Monica realizes how much our parents spent on this wedding? 176 00:11:00,603 --> 00:11:05,148 Huh? Do you think my sister's teeny, tiny little brain comprehends... 177 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,734 that people took time out of their lives... 178 00:11:07,902 --> 00:11:10,820 to fly thousands of miles to be here? Huh? 179 00:11:14,992 --> 00:11:16,159 This isn't right. 180 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,579 I realize that people are gonna be disappointed. 181 00:11:20,956 --> 00:11:23,124 But they'll come back when we can do it right. 182 00:11:23,292 --> 00:11:26,795 Well, I can't ask people to do that. Would you ask people to do that? 183 00:11:26,962 --> 00:11:28,546 Don't you point your pants at me. 184 00:11:30,591 --> 00:11:32,091 We have no choice. 185 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:35,178 Anywhere that's half-decent will have been booked months ago. 186 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,889 Ross, don't you understand? This is our wedding. 187 00:11:38,057 --> 00:11:40,975 The only thing I understand is postponing it is not an option. 188 00:11:41,143 --> 00:11:42,769 This is when we're getting married. 189 00:11:42,937 --> 00:11:46,064 - What are you saying, it's now or never? - No, I'm saying it's now. 190 00:11:46,232 --> 00:11:48,650 - Or? - There's no "or" in mine. 191 00:11:48,818 --> 00:11:50,735 What is wrong with these pants? 192 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,907 It's not the pants. It's you who's backwards. 193 00:11:56,075 --> 00:11:59,244 And if you don't understand how important this is to me... 194 00:11:59,411 --> 00:12:01,704 perhaps we shouldn't be getting married at all. 195 00:12:01,872 --> 00:12:04,123 Emily, no. Wait, stop. Emily, please... 196 00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:15,927 - Hey. - Hi. 197 00:12:16,095 --> 00:12:19,222 So did shopping help you feel any better about Ross? 198 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:22,267 Manhattan does not have enough stores. 199 00:12:23,686 --> 00:12:26,062 Well, I think I can help you get over him. 200 00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:27,564 - You can? - Yeah. 201 00:12:27,731 --> 00:12:30,316 I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross... 202 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:33,194 and, um, a small piece of chocolate... 203 00:12:33,362 --> 00:12:35,363 and a glass of tepid water. 204 00:12:35,531 --> 00:12:39,784 Ooh. Is this one of those things where you throw stuff in a bag with graveyard dirt... 205 00:12:39,952 --> 00:12:41,995 and hang it from a north-facing tree? 206 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,747 Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. 207 00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:49,627 The pictures are for you. The chocolate and water's for me. 208 00:12:49,795 --> 00:12:51,629 I just didn't feel like getting up. 209 00:12:52,715 --> 00:12:55,758 Okay. I'm gonna show you a picture of Ross, okay... 210 00:12:55,926 --> 00:12:59,304 and you're going to remember all the bad things about him, all right? 211 00:12:59,471 --> 00:13:01,931 - Really focus on his flaws. - I can do that. 212 00:13:02,099 --> 00:13:04,642 Certainly did that while we were going out. Heh. 213 00:13:04,810 --> 00:13:05,977 Okay. Mm. 214 00:13:06,145 --> 00:13:09,480 Before we get started, I just wanna say, for the record, I love Ross. 215 00:13:09,648 --> 00:13:11,399 I think he's such a great guy. 216 00:13:16,238 --> 00:13:18,448 Okay. Now close your eyes. 217 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:21,784 - And imagine that you're with Ross. - Mm-hm. 218 00:13:21,952 --> 00:13:24,787 - Okay, and imagine that you're kissing him. - Mm-hm. 219 00:13:24,955 --> 00:13:27,999 You're running your hands all over his body. 220 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:30,710 And then you run your hands through his hair... 221 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:34,923 but, oh, ew, gross, it's some kind of grease, it's... Ugh. 222 00:13:36,008 --> 00:13:37,175 Ah? 223 00:13:38,510 --> 00:13:40,178 I don't know. 224 00:13:40,346 --> 00:13:43,097 I don't know, his hair never bothered me that much. 225 00:13:43,265 --> 00:13:46,935 And you know, it was always more crunchy than it was greasy. 226 00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:50,146 Okay. This is gonna be harder than I thought. 227 00:13:50,314 --> 00:13:53,316 Um, ahem. Let's try some aversion therapy. 228 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,068 - Okay. All right. - Okay? All right. 229 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,527 - Look at the picture. - Okay. 230 00:13:56,695 --> 00:13:58,529 All right, and, um... 231 00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:01,658 Ow! 232 00:14:05,371 --> 00:14:09,082 - Okay. How do you feel now? - Well, I like you less. 233 00:14:22,554 --> 00:14:25,223 - Hey. - Hey. 234 00:14:29,061 --> 00:14:32,730 - Oh. Sorry. - No, no, you know what? I'm sorry. 235 00:14:32,898 --> 00:14:35,149 I shouldn't have said you were embarrassing me. 236 00:14:35,317 --> 00:14:36,609 That really wasn't cool. 237 00:14:36,777 --> 00:14:40,905 And if it makes you feel any better, I've had a really lousy day. 238 00:14:42,366 --> 00:14:43,491 Me too. 239 00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:45,368 - Yeah? - No! 240 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,788 I had the best day ever. 241 00:14:50,207 --> 00:14:52,792 Dude, check this out. 242 00:14:54,169 --> 00:14:55,378 - Hey. - Shh, shh, shh. 243 00:14:57,089 --> 00:14:59,340 Say hi to my friend and tell him you like my hat. 244 00:14:59,508 --> 00:15:02,552 - Okay, so, what's your friend's name? - Oh. Chandler. 245 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:03,803 Hi, Chandler. 246 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,763 That's... That's... 247 00:15:05,931 --> 00:15:08,266 - Oh, my God. - That's Fergie, baby! 248 00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:14,439 Joey says you don't really like his hat, but I think it's kind of dashing. 249 00:15:15,107 --> 00:15:16,399 When did you...? How...? 250 00:15:16,608 --> 00:15:19,277 I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace. 251 00:15:19,445 --> 00:15:20,820 So I'm in my map and... 252 00:15:22,114 --> 00:15:23,156 Hey. 253 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,615 Hey. - Hey. 254 00:15:24,783 --> 00:15:26,868 I understand you had a little talk with Emily. 255 00:15:27,036 --> 00:15:29,704 Ha, ha. Yes, I did. 256 00:15:29,872 --> 00:15:32,415 And you are welcome. 257 00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:35,376 Am I? 258 00:15:36,378 --> 00:15:38,921 And was it your idea to postpone the wedding? 259 00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:41,716 Um... 260 00:15:42,134 --> 00:15:44,635 - I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - Wait up. 261 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:50,641 Hey, hey, since you're the fix-it lady, here's a pickle: 262 00:15:50,809 --> 00:15:55,063 What do you do when the bride says she doesn't wanna have the wedding at all? 263 00:15:55,647 --> 00:15:57,356 - She said that? - Yeah. 264 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,941 - Why? - I don't know. 265 00:15:59,109 --> 00:16:02,820 I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone... 266 00:16:02,988 --> 00:16:05,114 and she, like, flipped out. 267 00:16:05,282 --> 00:16:08,701 Oh, my God. You're even dumber than I am. 268 00:16:09,995 --> 00:16:11,829 Excuse me? 269 00:16:11,997 --> 00:16:14,999 Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding? 270 00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:16,292 I don't know. A month? 271 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:19,879 Emily has probably been planning it since she was 5. 272 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:23,549 Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off her head. 273 00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:27,386 That's what we did. 274 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,807 We dreamed about the perfect wedding. 275 00:16:30,974 --> 00:16:33,684 In the perfect place. 276 00:16:33,852 --> 00:16:37,021 With the perfect four-tiered wedding cake. 277 00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:39,649 With the little people on top. 278 00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:52,036 But the most important part... 279 00:16:52,204 --> 00:16:54,789 is that we had the perfect guy... 280 00:16:54,957 --> 00:16:58,876 who understood just how important all that other stuff was. 281 00:17:00,963 --> 00:17:03,047 I had no idea. 282 00:17:03,924 --> 00:17:08,136 That pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing The Flying Nun. 283 00:17:10,347 --> 00:17:12,265 Sometimes we were. 284 00:17:14,351 --> 00:17:15,852 Come on. 285 00:17:16,019 --> 00:17:17,895 You gotta help me figure out what to do. 286 00:17:18,063 --> 00:17:19,105 - Okay? - All right. 287 00:17:19,273 --> 00:17:20,690 Come on. 288 00:17:24,403 --> 00:17:27,321 - Whoa. Pretty intense, huh? - Yeah. 289 00:17:28,198 --> 00:17:32,535 I hope Ross didn't think we went in there because we were uncomfortable out here. 290 00:17:39,084 --> 00:17:40,334 I hope he did. 291 00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:50,428 - Hello? - Hey, Pheebs, it's Joey. 292 00:17:50,596 --> 00:17:52,972 Hey, Joey. Hey. Ooh, ooh. 293 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,975 I just saw someone that looks just like you on the subway. 294 00:17:56,143 --> 00:18:00,605 I was gonna go over and say hi, but then I figured he doesn't care he looks like you. 295 00:18:02,274 --> 00:18:04,650 That just cost me 4 bucks. 296 00:18:05,402 --> 00:18:08,654 I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing. 297 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,907 They're having a great time with Aunt Phoebe. 298 00:18:11,074 --> 00:18:13,492 Aunt Rachel hasn't been helpful at all. 299 00:18:14,328 --> 00:18:15,703 So do you miss me? 300 00:18:15,871 --> 00:18:18,706 Kind of, but I've just been having way too much fun. 301 00:18:18,874 --> 00:18:20,374 Oh, so you're not homesick yet? 302 00:18:21,043 --> 00:18:24,003 No, I don't think so. 303 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:26,505 All right, well, the seven of us miss you. 304 00:18:30,302 --> 00:18:32,428 - Who's seven? - Well, you know, me, Rachel... 305 00:18:32,596 --> 00:18:33,971 the birds, the babies. 306 00:18:34,139 --> 00:18:36,807 Aw, the babies miss me? 307 00:18:38,727 --> 00:18:41,604 - Ooh, pizza guy's here. - What? You ordered pizza without me? 308 00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:46,275 Yeah, but we were thinking about you. We ordered the Joey Special. 309 00:18:46,443 --> 00:18:48,110 Two pizzas? 310 00:18:49,488 --> 00:18:53,908 - Yeah. Okay, gotta go. Talk to you later. - Wait, wait. Where did you get it from? 311 00:19:00,624 --> 00:19:03,793 Where everybody knows your name 312 00:19:06,296 --> 00:19:09,507 And they're always glad you came 313 00:19:10,676 --> 00:19:15,638 You wanna be where you can see The troubles are all the same 314 00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:19,642 You wanna be Where everybody knows your name 315 00:19:24,481 --> 00:19:28,442 - Monica, why have you brought me here? - You'll see. 316 00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:31,570 I tell you, this wedding is not gonna happen. 317 00:19:33,699 --> 00:19:34,949 Oh, Ross. 318 00:19:35,117 --> 00:19:41,622 Okay? But imagine a lot more lights, okay, and, you know, fewer bricks... 319 00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:43,708 and flowers and candles. 320 00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:46,711 Okay, and the musicians, they can go over here, okay? 321 00:19:46,878 --> 00:19:49,171 And the chairs, they can face this way and... 322 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,340 You go. 323 00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:54,927 But if you don't love this, then we'll do it any other place... 324 00:19:55,095 --> 00:19:56,137 any other time. 325 00:19:56,305 --> 00:19:59,557 Really, it's fine. Whatever you want. 326 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:02,852 It's perfect. 327 00:20:03,437 --> 00:20:07,273 - And, I don't know, if it starts to rain... - Well, then we'll get wet. 328 00:20:10,986 --> 00:20:12,403 Aw. 329 00:20:13,739 --> 00:20:15,072 I don't even have a date. 330 00:20:18,076 --> 00:20:19,243 Pheebs? - Yeah? 331 00:20:19,411 --> 00:20:21,454 Do you remember where the duck food is? 332 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,373 Yeah, it's in the guys' apartment, under the sink. Why? 333 00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:26,584 Because I'm going to London. 334 00:20:26,752 --> 00:20:29,003 What? What do you mean, you're going to London? 335 00:20:29,171 --> 00:20:31,130 Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him. 336 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:34,925 Now, honey, you take care, and you don't have those babies till I get back. Mwah. 337 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,845 Rachel, you can't go. Ross loves Emily. 338 00:20:38,013 --> 00:20:41,098 I know, I know, I know he does, but I have to tell him how I feel. 339 00:20:41,266 --> 00:20:45,561 He deserves to have all of the information. Then he can make an informed decision. 340 00:20:45,729 --> 00:20:48,939 That's not why you're going. You're going because you hope he'll say: 341 00:20:49,107 --> 00:20:52,902 "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget about that British chippie." 342 00:20:54,279 --> 00:20:55,321 Do you think he will? 343 00:20:55,489 --> 00:20:59,283 No, because he's in love with the British chippie. 344 00:21:00,577 --> 00:21:04,830 Look, Rachel, if you go, you're just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding. 345 00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:07,625 You know? It's too late. You missed your chance. 346 00:21:08,585 --> 00:21:10,586 I'm sorry. I know this must be really hard. 347 00:21:12,464 --> 00:21:14,256 But it's over. 348 00:21:17,761 --> 00:21:21,055 You know what? No. It's not over until someone says "I do." 349 00:21:21,807 --> 00:21:24,809 I do. I do! I do! 350 00:21:30,565 --> 00:21:33,901 Yeah, like I can really chase you. I'm carrying a litter.