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UH, SHALL I GO ON?

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H-HE SAID RACHEL, RIGHT?

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DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD GO UP THERE?

4
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YES, YES, DO GO ON.

5
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I THINK
WE'D BETTER START AGAIN.

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ROSS, REPEAT AFTER ME.

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I, ROSS…
I, ROSS…

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…TAKE THEE, EMILY…

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…TAKE THEE, EMILY…

10
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IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'D
BE ANYBODY ELSE.

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…AS MY LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE,
IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH

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TILL DEATH PARTS US.

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…AS MY LAWFULLY
WEDDED WIFE

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IN SICKNESS
AND IN HEALTH

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UNTIL DEATH PARTS US.

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REALLY, I DO…

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…EMILY.

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DO WE HAVE
THE RINGS?

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EMILY, PLACE THIS
RING ON ROSS' FINGER

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AS A SYMBOL OF YOUR
BOND EVERLASTING.

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AH!

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ROSS,
PLACE THIS RING

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ON EMILY'S HAND
AS A SYMBOL

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OF THE LOVE
THAT ENCIRCLES YOU FOREVER.

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HAPPY TO.

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ROSS AND EMILY
HAVE MADE THEIR DECLARATION

27
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AND IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE

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TO DECLARE THEM
HUSBAND AND WIFE.

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YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

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THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN
HE MARRIED THE LESBIAN.

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JUST KEEP SMILING.

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OKAY.

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WELL, THAT WENT
WELL. YEAH.

34
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COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE.
HE COULD HAVE SHOT HER.

35
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THAT, UH, THAT WAS
PRETTY FUNNY, WASN'T IT?

36
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YOU SPOILED EVERYTHING!
IT'S LIKE A NIGHTMARE!

37
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MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY
ARE OUT THERE!

38
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HOW CAN I FACE THEM?
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

39
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HEY, NO MATTER
WHAT HAPPENS WITH
ROSS AND EMILY

40
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WE STILL GET
CAKE, RIGHT?

41
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T-THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

42
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YOU, NO, NO,
YOU TAKE YOUR TIME, SWEETIE.

43
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I'LL BE RIGHT OUT HERE.

44
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SHE'S JUST FIXING HER MAKEUP.

45
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I HATE YOU!

46
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AND I LOVE YOU!

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BOY, BAD TIME TO SAY
THE WRONG NAME, HUH, ROSS?

48
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THAT'S TRUE.
THANKS, DAD.

49
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HEY, PEOPLE
SHOULD BE DANCING, HUH?

50
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THIS IS A PARTY!
COME ON!

51
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JOEY, DANCE!

52
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YES, WALTHAM INTERIORS.

53
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OH, HELLO, THIS
IS ROSS GELLER'S

54
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PERSONAL PHYSICIAN,
DR. FILANGIE.

55
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WHO?

56
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YEAH. I'VE DISCOVERED
THAT ROSS FORGOT
TO TAKE HIS BRAIN MEDICINE.

57
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UM, NOW, WITHOUT IT,
UH, IN THE BRAIN OF ROSS,

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UH, WOMEN'S NAMES
ARE INTERCHANGEABLE…

59
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THROUGH NO FAULT OF HIS OWN.

60
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OH, MY GOD. PHOEBE.

61
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NO, NOT PHOEBE.
DR. FILANGIE.

62
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OH, NO, YOU HAVE IT, TOO!

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HELLO?

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HEY.
HEY.

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OH, WOW, I HOPE YOU DON'T
TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, BUT

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I KNOW WE HAD PLANS
TO MEET UP TONIGHT, AND…

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AH, I'M JUST,
I'M KIND OF WORRIED

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ABOUT WHAT IT MIGHT DO
TO OUR FRIENDSHIP.

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I KNOW.

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OH, HOW COULD WE
HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN?

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SEVEN TIMES!

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WELL, YOU KNOW,
LOOK, WE WERE AWAY.

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IN A FOREIGN,
ROMANTIC COUNTRY.

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I BLAME LONDON.

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BAD LONDON!

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SO, LOOK, UM WHILE
WE'RE STILL IN LONDON,

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I MEAN, WE CAN KEEP
DOING IT, RIGHT?

78
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WELL, I DON'T SEE
THAT WE HAVE A CHOICE.
NO.

79
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BUT WHEN WE'RE BACK
HOME, WE DON'T DO IT.

80
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ONLY HERE.

81
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YOU KNOW, I SAW A
WINE CELLAR DOWNSTAIRS.

82
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MEET YOU THERE
IN TWO MINUTES.
'KAY.

83
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MON, HONEY,
I GOT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.

84
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NOW?

85
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ROSS SAID MY NAME UP THERE.

86
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I MEAN, COME ON,
I CAN'T JUST PRETEND

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THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, CAN I?
OH, I-I DON'T KNOW.

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MONICA, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
JUST, UH…

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DO THE RIGHT THING.

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WHAT?

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TOE THE LINE.
THREAD THE NEEDLE.

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THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX.

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MONICA, WAIT.
I THINK I'M JUST GONNA

94
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TALK TO ROSS ABOUT
WHAT HE THINKS IT MEANT.

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WAIT. RACHEL, NO.

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HE'S MARRIED.
MARRIED.

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IF YOU DON'T REALIZE THAT,
I CAN'T HELP YOU.

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OKAY. YOU'RE RIGHT.

99
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU CAN'T HELP ME.

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JACK, IS IT ALL OUR FAULT?

101
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WERE WE BAD PARENTS?
YES.

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OH, YEAH? WELL,
WHO SERVES STEAK

103
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WHEN THERE'S NO
PLACE TO SIT?

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I MEAN, HOW ARE
YOU SUPPOSED
TO EAT THIS?

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HEY, WHAT'S UP?

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WHERE WERE YOU?
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET
IN THE WINE CELLAR.

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FORGET IT.
THAT'S OFF.
WHY?

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THE NEXT TOUR OF
THE WINE CELLAR

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WILL COMMENCE
IN TWO MI-I-INUTES.

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JOEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU PROMISED PHOEBE

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YOU WOULDN'T EAT MEAT
UNTIL SHE HAS THE BABIES.

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OH, I FIGURED
WE'RE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY

113
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SO IT DOESN'T COUNT.

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WELL, THAT'S TRUE.
THE MAN'S GOT A POINT.

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OH, HI.

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HI.
HI.

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I'M SORRY THINGS
AREN'T WORKING OUT SO WELL.

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OH, NO!

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COULD BE BETTER.

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IT'S GONNA
BE OKAY, RIGHT?
OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.

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I MEAN, SHE'S GONNA
GET OVER THIS, YOU KNOW?

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I MEAN,
SO YOU SAID MY NAME.

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YOU KNOW, YOU JUST SAID IT
'CAUSE YOU SAW ME THERE.

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IF YOU'D SEEN
A CIRCUS FREAK

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YOU WOULD'VE SAID,
"I TAKE THEE, CIRCUS FREAK."

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YOU KNOW,
IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
IT'S JUST A MISTAKE.

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DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

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RIGHT?

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OH, NO, OF COURSE
IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

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I MEAN, WHA… I CAN
UNDERSTAND WHY EMILY

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WOULD THINK IT
MEANT SOMETHING

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YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT WAS YOU,
BUT IT ABSOLUTELY DIDN'T.

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IT DIDN'T! IT DIDN'T!

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ROSS! HEY,
THE BAND'S READY OUTSIDE

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FOR YOUR FIRST DANCE
WITH EMILY, SO…

136
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OH! OH!
THE BAND'S READY!

137
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WELL, WE'VE GOT TO DO
WHAT THE BAND SAYS, RIGHT?

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I DON'T CARE ABOUT
THE STUPID BAND!

139
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YOU SPIT ON ME, MAN.

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I-I'M SORRY.

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EMILY IS TAKING
KIND OF A LONG TIME, HUH?

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YOU KNOW, WHEN I LOCKED MYSELF
IN THE BATHROOM AT MY WEDDING

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IT WAS BECAUSE
I WAS TRYING

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TO POP THE WINDOW
OUT OF THE FRAME,
OH, RIGHT.

145
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AND GET THE HELL
OUT OF THERE, YOU KNOW?

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EMILY?

147
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EMILY?

148
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I'M COMING IN!

149
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WELL, LOOK AT THAT.
SAME THING.

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LISTEN, IN THE MIDDLE
OF EVERYTHING

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IF I SCREAM THE WORD "YIPPEE,"
JUST IGNORE ME.

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OH, MY GOD, RACHEL! HI.

153
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OH, HELLO, RACHEL.

154
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ROSS SAID MY NAME.

155
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OKAY? MY NAME.

156
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ROSS SAID MY
NAME UP THERE.

157
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THAT OBVIOUSLY MEANS
THAT HE STILL LOVES ME.

158
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OKAY, DON'T BELIEVE ME.
I KNOW I'M RIGHT.

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DO YOU GUYS WANT TO GO
DOWNSTAIRS AND GET A DRINK?

160
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YES, WE DO.

161
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BUT WE HAVE
TO CHANGE FIRST.

162
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YES, I WANT TO CHANGE.

163
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W-WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWN
AND GET US A TABLE?

164
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YEAH, WE'LL BE DOWN
IN, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES.

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15 MINUTES.

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OKAY.

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HELLO. OH, PHEEBS!
IT'S PHOEBE.

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HI!

169
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SO, WHAT HAPPENED?

170
00:09:01,336 --> 00:09:03,672
WELL, ROSS SAID MY NAME.

171
00:09:03,755 --> 00:09:06,133
YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I DON'T THINK
THAT MEANS ANYTHING.

172
00:09:06,216 --> 00:09:08,219
OKAY, PHEEBS, YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S LOOK AT THIS OBJECTIVELY.

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ALL RIGHT, NINTH GRADE, RIGHT?

174
00:09:10,512 --> 00:09:13,349
THE OBSESSION STARTS.

175
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ALL RIGHT? SUMMER
AFTER NINTH GRADE

176
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HE SEES ME IN A TWO-PIECE
FOR THE FIRST TIME.

177
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HIS OBSESSION BEGINS TO GROW,
RIGHT? SO, THEN…

178
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HEY, LISTEN, WHY DON'T
WE GO CHANGE IN MY ROOM?

179
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MY CLOTHES ARE… OH!

180
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WOW, YOU LOOK…

181
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NO TIME FOR THAT.
OKAY.

182
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HEY, DUDE, LET ME IN.
I GOT A GIRL OUT HERE.

183
00:09:51,595 --> 00:09:54,223
WELL, I'VE GOT
A GIRL IN HERE.

184
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NO, YOU DON'T.
I JUST SAW YOU GO
IN THERE WITH MONICA.

185
00:09:59,603 --> 00:10:02,064
WELL, WE'RE
HANGING OUT IN HERE.

186
00:10:02,147 --> 00:10:04,774
WHICH ONE OF US IS GOING TO BE
HAVING SEX IN THERE, ME OR YOU?

187
00:10:06,943 --> 00:10:09,905
WELL, I SUPPOSE
I WOULD HAVE TO SAY YOU.

188
00:10:09,988 --> 00:10:13,075
LOOK, WHAT IF WE'RE WATCHING
A MOVIE IN HERE?

189
00:10:13,158 --> 00:10:15,994
W-WHICH WE ARE.
A-AND WE ALREADY PAID FOR IT.

190
00:10:16,077 --> 00:10:18,956
IT'S MY GIANT.

191
00:10:19,039 --> 00:10:22,834
MY GIANT?
I LOVE THAT MOVIE!

192
00:10:27,339 --> 00:10:28,924
YOU REALLY THINK
THIS IS OKAY?

193
00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:30,842
WELL, ROSS AND EMILY
AREN'T GOING TO USE IT.

194
00:10:32,219 --> 00:10:34,721
OH, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!

195
00:10:34,804 --> 00:10:36,474
OH!

196
00:10:36,557 --> 00:10:37,975
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
IF I FEEL RIGHT ABOUT THIS.

197
00:10:38,058 --> 00:10:41,145
OH, M-MON, MON, M-M-MONICA…

198
00:10:41,228 --> 00:10:43,105
THIS IS THE HONEYMOON SUITE.

199
00:10:43,188 --> 00:10:45,482
THE ROOM EXPECTS SEX.

200
00:10:47,234 --> 00:10:51,238
THE ROOM WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED
IF IT DIDN'T GET SEX.

201
00:10:51,321 --> 00:10:54,366
ALL OF THE OTHER
HONEYMOON SUITES WOULD
THINK IT WAS A LOSER.

202
00:10:56,243 --> 00:10:57,785
OKAY.
OKAY.

203
00:10:59,913 --> 00:11:01,039
EMILY?

204
00:11:01,122 --> 00:11:03,083
NOPE, NOT UNDER HERE.

205
00:11:05,711 --> 00:11:06,795
YOU DIDN'T FIND HER?

206
00:11:06,878 --> 00:11:08,339
NO. I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.

207
00:11:08,422 --> 00:11:10,090
YOU COULDN'T HAVE LOOKED
EVERYWHERE

208
00:11:10,173 --> 00:11:11,342
OR ELSE
YOU WOULD'VE FOUND HER.

209
00:11:11,425 --> 00:11:12,384
I THINK YOU SHOULD
KEEP LOOKING.

210
00:11:12,467 --> 00:11:14,219
YEAH, FOR ABOUT, UH, 30 MINUTES.

211
00:11:14,302 --> 00:11:16,263
OR 45?

212
00:11:18,764 --> 00:11:21,226
WOW, IN 45 MINUTES,
YOU COULD FIND HER TWICE.

213
00:11:24,730 --> 00:11:27,858
NO. FOR ALL I KNOW,
SHE'S TRYING TO FIND ME,
BUT COULDN'T

214
00:11:27,941 --> 00:11:30,027
BECAUSE I KEPT
MOVING AROUND.

215
00:11:30,110 --> 00:11:33,155
NO, FROM NOW ON,
I'M STAYING IN ONE PLACE.

216
00:11:33,238 --> 00:11:35,449
RIGHT HERE.

217
00:11:38,118 --> 00:11:40,370
WELL, IT'S GETTING LATE.
YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO G…

218
00:11:42,247 --> 00:11:44,749
YOU GUYS MIND
STAYING HERE FOR A WHILE?

219
00:11:44,832 --> 00:11:47,419
YOU KNOW, UM,
WE GOT TO GET UP EARLY

220
00:11:47,502 --> 00:11:48,753
AND CATCH THAT PLANE
TO NEW YORK.

221
00:11:48,836 --> 00:11:50,796
YEAH, IT'S A
VERY LARGE PLANE.

222
00:11:53,550 --> 00:11:55,510
THAT'S COOL.

223
00:11:57,596 --> 00:11:59,347
BUT WE'LL STAY HERE
WITH YOU.

224
00:12:00,432 --> 00:12:01,891
THANKS, GUYS!

225
00:12:04,269 --> 00:12:05,854
I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS,
YOU KNOW?

226
00:12:05,937 --> 00:12:07,813
BUT YOU DON'T NEED
TO RUB MY BUTT.

227
00:12:20,786 --> 00:12:23,247
WE HAVE TO LEAVE
FOR NEW YORK IN AN HOUR.

228
00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:25,999
I KNOW. I'VE BEEN
LOOKING AT THOSE DOORS.

229
00:12:26,082 --> 00:12:28,960
THEY LOOK SOUNDPROOF,
DON'T YOU THINK?

230
00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:32,005
WE CAN'T DO THAT.
THAT'S INSANE.

231
00:12:32,088 --> 00:12:34,007
HE COULD WAKE UP.

232
00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:36,842
YOU KNOW…
LET'S GO FOR IT.

233
00:12:42,098 --> 00:12:44,142
EMIL… EMILY?
EM… EMILY!

234
00:12:46,353 --> 00:12:50,232
EMILY!
NO.

235
00:12:50,315 --> 00:12:51,983
YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT EMILY,
SHE'S NOT WITH US.

236
00:12:52,066 --> 00:12:53,110
WE'VE COME FOR
HER THINGS.

237
00:12:53,193 --> 00:12:55,153
W-WHERE IS SHE?

238
00:12:55,236 --> 00:12:57,740
SHE'S IN HIDING.
SHE'S UTTERLY HUMILIATED.

239
00:12:57,823 --> 00:12:59,700
SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO SEE YOU EVER AGAIN.

240
00:12:59,783 --> 00:13:03,786
WE'RE VERY SAD THAT
IT DIDN'T WORK OUT
BETWEEN YOU AND EMILY…

241
00:13:03,869 --> 00:13:06,331
MONKEY.

242
00:13:06,414 --> 00:13:11,253
BUT I THINK YOU'RE
ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS.

243
00:13:11,336 --> 00:13:15,006
EXCUSE ME. I'M
STANDING RIGHT HERE.

244
00:13:16,508 --> 00:13:17,926
OH, YES.

245
00:13:18,009 --> 00:13:19,927
THERE YOU ARE.

246
00:13:22,263 --> 00:13:23,766
HEY! HEY, YOU GUYS!
GO HURRY UP, GET SOME.

247
00:13:23,849 --> 00:13:25,768
THERE'S A WHOLE CART OUTSIDE.

248
00:13:25,851 --> 00:13:29,187
BYE, GELLER.
WAIT, HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

249
00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:31,315
LOOK, LOOK…
YOUR DAUGHTER AND I

250
00:13:31,398 --> 00:13:33,609
ARE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE
TONIGHT FOR OUR HONEYMOON.

251
00:13:33,692 --> 00:13:36,819
NOW… NOW YOU TELL HER
THAT I'M GOING TO BE
AT THAT AIRPORT

252
00:13:36,902 --> 00:13:39,364
AND I HOPE THAT
SHE'LL BE THERE, TOO.

253
00:13:39,447 --> 00:13:40,865
OH, YEAH, I SAID
RACHEL'S NAME

254
00:13:40,948 --> 00:13:42,200
BUT IT DIDN'T MEAN
ANYTHING, OKAY?

255
00:13:42,283 --> 00:13:43,910
SHE'S JUST A FRIEND.
THAT'S ALL.

256
00:13:43,993 --> 00:13:46,163
NOW, LOOK, JUST TELL
EMILY THAT I LOVE HER

257
00:13:46,246 --> 00:13:47,706
AND THAT I CAN'T IMAGINE

258
00:13:47,789 --> 00:13:49,458
SPENDING MY LIFE
WITH ANYONE ELSE.

259
00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:53,086
PLEASE, PROMISE ME THAT
YOU'LL TELL HER THAT.

260
00:13:53,169 --> 00:13:56,840
ALL RIGHT. I'LL TELL HER.

261
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,259
COME ON, BUGGERFACE.

262
00:13:59,342 --> 00:14:01,595
CALL ME.

263
00:14:01,678 --> 00:14:03,305
YOU SPEND HALF YOUR
LIFE IN THE BATHROOM.

264
00:14:03,388 --> 00:14:05,807
WHY DO YOU NEVER GO
OUT THE BLOODY WINDOW?

265
00:14:23,157 --> 00:14:27,371
YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT'S BEST
WE NEVER GOT TO DO IT AGAIN.

266
00:14:27,454 --> 00:14:29,790
YEAH, IT KIND OF MAKES
THAT ONE NIGHT SPECIAL.

267
00:14:34,461 --> 00:14:37,798
YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY
WE STILL ARE OVER
INTERNATIONAL WATERS.

268
00:14:39,173 --> 00:14:40,676
I'M GOING TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.

269
00:14:40,759 --> 00:14:42,886
MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU
THERE IN A BIT?
OKAY.

270
00:14:50,435 --> 00:14:51,936
HEY, CAN I ASK
YOU SOMETHING?

271
00:14:52,019 --> 00:14:53,897
UH… NO.

272
00:14:55,774 --> 00:14:58,235
FELICITY AND I, WE'RE
WATCHING MY GIANT, RIGHT?

273
00:14:58,318 --> 00:15:00,904
AND I WAS THINKING,
I'M NEVER GOING TO BE

274
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,865
AS GOOD AN ACTOR
AS THAT GIANT.

275
00:15:02,948 --> 00:15:04,991
DO YOU THINK I'M
JUST WASTING MY LIFE

276
00:15:05,074 --> 00:15:06,910
WITH THIS ACTING THING?

277
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,287
NO.

278
00:15:09,370 --> 00:15:11,623
THE GIANT'S, LIKE,
FIVE YEARS YOUNGER
THAN ME, YOU KNOW?

279
00:15:11,706 --> 00:15:14,918
YOU THINK I'LL
EVER GET THERE?

280
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,211
YES.

281
00:15:18,254 --> 00:15:20,799
THANKS, MAN.
OKAY, MAN.

282
00:15:20,882 --> 00:15:24,636
BUT WHAT ABOUT HOW MUCH
TALLER HE IS THAN ME?

283
00:15:24,719 --> 00:15:28,223
I MEAN, THERE'S
NO WAY I CAN MAKE
MYSELF TALLER NOW.

284
00:15:28,306 --> 00:15:31,184
YOU KNOW? AND WHO KNOWS
WHAT SCIENCE WILL COME UP
WITH IN THE FUTURE?

285
00:15:31,267 --> 00:15:33,937
BUT, CHANDLER,
WHAT IF I DIE

286
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,481
AN UNSUCCESSFUL,
REGULAR-SIZE MAN?

287
00:15:38,692 --> 00:15:41,486
HEY, MONICA. YOU BEEN
IN THE BATHROOM FOR,
LIKE, A HALF HOUR.

288
00:15:42,821 --> 00:15:44,823
I KNOW.

289
00:15:44,906 --> 00:15:47,241
HAD THE BEEF TIPS, HUH?

290
00:15:58,378 --> 00:16:00,547
HEY!
HEY!
HI!

291
00:16:02,757 --> 00:16:05,552
YOU ATE MEAT.

292
00:16:07,721 --> 00:16:08,972
YOU HAD SEX!

293
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,350
NO, WE DIDN'T.

294
00:16:12,433 --> 00:16:14,644
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT MONICA.

295
00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:18,649
PHOEBE, I DID
NOT HAVE SEX.

296
00:16:18,732 --> 00:16:21,735
OH, THIS PREGNANCY IS
THROWING ME ALL OFF.

297
00:16:21,818 --> 00:16:23,987
I'M GONNA GO SAY HI
TO THE CHICK AND THE DUCK.

298
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,281
OH, ME, TOO.
WHY WOULD YOU NEED
TO SAY HI TO THEM?

299
00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:27,950
YOU'VE BEEN FEEDING THEM
FOR FOUR DAYS.

300
00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:30,326
OH, RIGHT. MAYBE
I'LL JUST GO HOME.

301
00:16:41,546 --> 00:16:43,423
WELL, WE CERTAINLY
ARE ALONE.

302
00:16:43,506 --> 00:16:45,717
YES, GOOD THING WE HAD
THAT "NOT IN NEW YORK" RULE.

303
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,052
RIGHT.

304
00:16:48,135 --> 00:16:51,348
UM, LISTEN, SINCE
WE'RE ON THAT SUBJECT…

305
00:16:51,431 --> 00:16:54,476
I JUST WANTED
TO TELL YOU THAT, UM,

306
00:16:54,559 --> 00:16:57,020
WELL… I WAS GOING THROUGH
A REALLY HARD TIME IN LONDON

307
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,981
WHAT WITH MY BROTHER
GETTING MARRIED

308
00:16:59,064 --> 00:17:00,941
AND THAT GUY THINKING
I WAS ROSS'S MOTHER.

309
00:17:01,024 --> 00:17:03,568
RIGHT.

310
00:17:03,651 --> 00:17:06,404
WELL, ANYWAY, I JUST…

311
00:17:06,487 --> 00:17:07,823
THAT NIGHT MEANT
A LOT TO ME

312
00:17:07,906 --> 00:17:10,033
AND I GUESS I'M TRYING
TO SAY THANKS.

313
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,118
OH.

314
00:17:14,454 --> 00:17:17,040
YOU KNOW, THAT NIGHT MEANT
A LOT TO ME, TOO.

315
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,292
AND IT WASN'T 'CAUSE I WAS
IN A BAD PLACE OR ANYTHING.

316
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,294
IT JUST MEANT A LOT TO ME

317
00:17:21,377 --> 00:17:23,671
'CAUSE… YOU'RE REALLY HOT.

318
00:17:28,175 --> 00:17:29,093
IS THAT OKAY?

319
00:17:29,176 --> 00:17:31,805
THAT'S OKAY.

320
00:17:31,888 --> 00:17:33,473
AND I'M CUTE, TOO.

321
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:36,434
AND YOU'RE CUTE, TOO.

322
00:17:36,517 --> 00:17:38,478
THANK YOU.

323
00:17:38,561 --> 00:17:41,106
ALL RIGHT.
I'VE GOT TO GO UNPACK.
OKAY.

324
00:17:44,692 --> 00:17:46,861
BYE.

325
00:17:59,082 --> 00:18:01,250
I'M STILL ON LONDON TIME.
DOES THAT COUNT?

326
00:18:03,003 --> 00:18:04,879
OH, THAT COUNTS.
OH, GOOD.

327
00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:15,265
RACH!
RACH!

328
00:18:15,348 --> 00:18:16,683
HI.

329
00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:18,643
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

330
00:18:18,726 --> 00:18:22,022
WELL, I'VE BEEN ON STANDBY
FOR A FLIGHT HOME FOR HOURS.

331
00:18:22,105 --> 00:18:23,106
OH.

332
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,108
OH… SO NO SIGN
OF EMILY, HUH?

333
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,193
NOT YET.

334
00:18:29,737 --> 00:18:33,951
SO, UM, WHAT TIME ARE YOU
SUPPOSED TO LEAVE?

335
00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:38,246
This is the last call
for flight 1066 to Athens.

336
00:18:38,329 --> 00:18:40,040
The last call.

337
00:18:40,123 --> 00:18:42,167
PRETTY SOON, I GUESS.
YEAH.

338
00:18:44,293 --> 00:18:46,504
I'M SORRY.

339
00:18:46,587 --> 00:18:48,298
I JUST… I DON'T
UNDERSTAND.

340
00:18:48,381 --> 00:18:53,136
I MEAN, HOW COULD SHE DO THIS?
AM I, LIKE, A COMPLETE IDIOT

341
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,639
FOR THINKING SHE'D
ACTUALLY SHOW UP?

342
00:18:55,722 --> 00:18:59,101
NO, YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT, ROSS.

343
00:18:59,184 --> 00:19:01,561
YOU'RE A GUY VERY MUCH IN LOVE.

344
00:19:01,644 --> 00:19:03,187
SAME DIFFERENCE.

345
00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:07,233
All ticketed passengers
for flight 1066 to Athens

346
00:19:07,316 --> 00:19:08,819
should now be on board.

347
00:19:08,902 --> 00:19:11,404
I GET IT!

348
00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:16,242
WELL, THAT'S THAT.

349
00:19:17,451 --> 00:19:19,121
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?

350
00:19:19,204 --> 00:19:21,205
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO.

351
00:19:21,288 --> 00:19:23,207
WHAT?
YEAH, I DO.

352
00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:25,168
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO
BY YOURSELF.

353
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,670
GET SOME DISTANCE.

354
00:19:26,753 --> 00:19:27,963
CLEAR YOUR HEAD.

355
00:19:28,046 --> 00:19:29,631
I THINK IT WOULD BE
REALLY GOOD.

356
00:19:29,714 --> 00:19:32,009
OH, I DON'T, I DON'T KNOW.
OH, COME ON, ROSS.

357
00:19:32,092 --> 00:19:34,719
I THINK IT WOULD BE
REALLY GOOD FOR YOU.

358
00:19:34,802 --> 00:19:38,389
I… I… I COULD.
I-I COULD DO THAT.

359
00:19:38,472 --> 00:19:40,224
YEAH.

360
00:19:40,307 --> 00:19:42,393
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE HER.

361
00:19:42,476 --> 00:19:44,896
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I AM GOING TO GO.

362
00:19:44,979 --> 00:19:46,148
GOOD.
WHY NOT?

363
00:19:46,231 --> 00:19:48,232
RIGHT!
RIGHT?

364
00:19:48,315 --> 00:19:50,944
THANKS.
OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU
BACK AT HOME…

365
00:19:51,027 --> 00:19:53,071
IF I EVER GET A FLIGHT.

366
00:19:53,154 --> 00:19:55,615
HEY, WH… NAH.

367
00:19:55,698 --> 00:19:57,700
WHAT? WAIT. WHAT?

368
00:19:59,702 --> 00:20:01,287
WHY DON'T YOU COME?

369
00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:05,333
I MEAN, I HAVE TWO TICKETS.
WHY NOT?

370
00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:08,920
WELL, ROSS, I…

371
00:20:09,003 --> 00:20:11,006
REALLY?

372
00:20:11,089 --> 00:20:12,298
YEAH, YEAH, IT'D BE GREAT.

373
00:20:12,381 --> 00:20:14,759
I MEAN, YOU CAN
LAY ON THE BEACH

374
00:20:14,842 --> 00:20:19,014
AND I CAN CRY OVER
MY FAILED MARRIAGE.

375
00:20:19,097 --> 00:20:20,807
SEE HOW I MAKE JOKES?

376
00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:22,308
UH-HUH.

377
00:20:22,391 --> 00:20:23,935
NO, REALLY, I MEAN…

378
00:20:24,018 --> 00:20:26,396
GOD, I COULD USE A FRIEND.

379
00:20:26,479 --> 00:20:30,192
OH, WOW, OKAY… UH, MAYBE.

380
00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:31,902
UM…

381
00:20:31,985 --> 00:20:33,236
YES, I CAN DO THAT.

382
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,612
OKAY, COOL.
COME ON.

383
00:20:34,695 --> 00:20:35,780
ALL RIGHT, COOL.

384
00:20:37,991 --> 00:20:39,743
OKAY, WE'RE GOING
TO GREECE.

385
00:20:39,826 --> 00:20:43,121
AH! I FORGOT MY JACKET.

386
00:20:43,204 --> 00:20:44,372
TELL THEM TO WAIT.

387
00:20:44,455 --> 00:20:47,708
WAIT! WAIT!

388
00:20:51,545 --> 00:20:54,299
EMILY.

389
00:20:58,094 --> 00:20:59,721
OH, NO, NO, NO.

390
00:20:59,804 --> 00:21:01,347
NO, NO…

391
00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:03,808
NO! NO!

392
00:21:03,891 --> 00:21:05,351
EMILY!

393
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:11,191
UH, YES, I WILL HAVE
A GLASS OF THE MERLOT,

394
00:21:11,274 --> 00:21:13,860
AND HE WILL HAVE A
WHITE WINE SPRITZER.

395
00:21:17,655 --> 00:21:18,990
WHOO.

396
00:21:20,867 --> 00:21:23,912
HEY, LOOK AT THAT,
THE AIRPORT'S MOVING.

397
00:21:23,995 --> 00:21:25,830
HEY, ARE WE MOVING?

398
00:21:25,913 --> 00:21:26,831
ARE WE MOVING?

399
00:21:26,914 --> 00:21:27,958
WHY ARE WE MOVING?

400
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,626
THAT DOESN'T…

401
00:21:29,709 --> 00:21:32,087
UM, YEAH, DOES THE CAPTAIN KNOW
THAT WE'RE MOVING?

402
00:21:32,170 --> 00:21:33,630
OH, MY GOD.

403
00:21:33,713 --> 00:21:35,215
OH, MY GOSH.