1 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:11,597 YOU LOOK CUTE IN BUBBLES. 2 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,349 AH, YOU'RE JUST ALL LIQUORED UP. 3 00:00:17,352 --> 00:00:18,646 HEY, IT'S ME. 4 00:00:18,729 --> 00:00:20,021 I'M COMING IN. 5 00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:29,532 I'VE HAD A VERY LONG, HARD DAY. 6 00:00:29,615 --> 00:00:31,033 I'M GETTING CHICKEN. YOU WANT SOME? 7 00:00:31,116 --> 00:00:32,284 NO, THANKS. NO CHICKEN. 8 00:00:32,367 --> 00:00:33,285 BYE-BYE THEN. 9 00:00:33,368 --> 00:00:34,953 OKAY. 10 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:36,581 YOU SURE? SOME EXTRA CRISPY? 11 00:00:36,664 --> 00:00:37,707 DIRTY RICE? BEANS? 12 00:00:37,790 --> 00:00:38,916 FOR THE LAST TIME, NO. 13 00:00:38,999 --> 00:00:40,251 GET OUT. GET OUT, JOEY. 14 00:00:40,334 --> 00:00:42,252 ALL RIGHT. 15 00:00:45,965 --> 00:00:46,883 ARE YOU OKAY? 16 00:00:46,966 --> 00:00:48,676 I'M SO SORRY. HE WOULDN'T LEAVE. 17 00:00:48,759 --> 00:00:49,677 HE KEPT ASKING 18 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:50,887 IF I WANTED CHICKEN. 19 00:00:50,970 --> 00:00:52,722 CHICKEN? 20 00:00:52,805 --> 00:00:55,641 I COULD EAT SOME CHICKEN. 21 00:00:55,724 --> 00:00:57,225 HEY, JOE! 22 00:01:00,521 --> 00:01:03,065 YEAH, COULD I GET A THREE-PIECE, SOME COLE SLAW 23 00:01:03,148 --> 00:01:04,525 AND SOME BEANS AND A COKE… 24 00:01:05,609 --> 00:01:07,820 …DIET COKE. 25 00:01:49,069 --> 00:01:49,987 HEY! 26 00:01:50,070 --> 00:01:51,113 HEY! HEY, PHEEBS! 27 00:01:51,196 --> 00:01:52,657 OH, I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS STORY. 28 00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:55,701 I WAS COMING OVER HERE AND THIS CAB DRIVER… 29 00:01:55,784 --> 00:01:56,994 WAS HIS NAME ANGUS? 30 00:01:58,495 --> 00:01:59,705 WHAT? 31 00:01:59,788 --> 00:02:02,124 HE WAS THIS CAB DRIVER WE HAD IN LONDON. 32 00:02:02,207 --> 00:02:03,167 OH. HA-HA-HA. 33 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:04,752 ALL RIGHT, ANYWAY… 34 00:02:04,835 --> 00:02:06,879 WHAT WAS THAT PLACE 35 00:02:06,962 --> 00:02:08,255 THAT PUB HE TOOK US TO? 36 00:02:08,338 --> 00:02:09,423 THE WHEAT SHEAF. 37 00:02:09,506 --> 00:02:11,216 AND THEY HAD THAT BEER, THAT, UH… 38 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:12,259 BODDINGTON'S. 39 00:02:12,342 --> 00:02:13,761 BODDINGTON'S. BODDINGTON'S. 40 00:02:13,844 --> 00:02:15,012 THAT'S IT, BABY. 41 00:02:16,471 --> 00:02:18,766 OH, PHEEBS WAS GOING TO TELL A STORY. 42 00:02:18,849 --> 00:02:21,686 OKAY, SO, HE HAD A REALLY FUNNY HAT. 43 00:02:21,769 --> 00:02:24,312 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 44 00:02:25,606 --> 00:02:26,774 HEY. 45 00:02:26,857 --> 00:02:27,817 HEY, ROSS. 46 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:29,109 BODDINGTON'S. 47 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,068 YEAH! YEAH! 48 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:31,194 OH, MAN. 49 00:02:32,821 --> 00:02:33,906 THAT WAS GOOD BEER. 50 00:02:33,989 --> 00:02:35,324 YOU KNOW, I'D WALK BACK TO LONDON 51 00:02:35,407 --> 00:02:37,159 FOR ANOTHER FROSTY ONE OF THOSE BAD BOYS. 52 00:02:37,242 --> 00:02:38,786 YOU KNOW, I THINK THEY HAVE THOSE 53 00:02:38,869 --> 00:02:40,788 AT THAT BRITISH PUB BY THE TRADE CENTER. 54 00:02:40,871 --> 00:02:42,915 LATER. 55 00:02:42,998 --> 00:02:44,876 ISN'T RACHEL SUPPOSED TO BE BACK BY NOW? 56 00:02:44,959 --> 00:02:46,418 HER PLANE GOT DELAYED IN ATHENS 57 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:48,462 BUT, ACTUALLY, SHE SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW. 58 00:02:48,545 --> 00:02:49,755 S-SO YOU TALKED TO HER? 59 00:02:49,838 --> 00:02:51,465 DID SHE… DID SHE SOUND MAD? 60 00:02:51,548 --> 00:02:53,717 NO, BUT SHE LIKES ME. 61 00:02:54,885 --> 00:02:56,303 YOU ABANDONED HER ON A PLANE. 62 00:02:56,386 --> 00:02:59,306 OKAY, I DID NOT ABANDON RACHEL, OKAY? 63 00:02:59,389 --> 00:03:01,976 EMILY SHOWED UP AT THE AIRPORT. 64 00:03:02,059 --> 00:03:03,435 I HAD TO GO AFTER HER. 65 00:03:03,518 --> 00:03:05,437 I MEAN, I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO. 66 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:06,438 SHE'S MY WIFE. 67 00:03:06,521 --> 00:03:08,148 RACHEL IS MY WIFE, YOU KNOW. 68 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:10,693 EMILY! 69 00:03:10,776 --> 00:03:13,779 EMILY IS MY WIFE. 70 00:03:13,862 --> 00:03:17,073 MAN, WHAT IS THAT? 71 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:19,493 SO YOU STILL HAVEN'T HEARD FROM EMILY? 72 00:03:19,576 --> 00:03:21,704 NO, NOT SINCE I LOST HER AT THE AIRPORT. 73 00:03:21,787 --> 00:03:23,998 I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE CAN OUTRUN YOU, MAN. 74 00:03:24,081 --> 00:03:27,125 HEY, SHE'S FAST, OKAY? 75 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:29,461 OH, YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME? 76 00:03:29,544 --> 00:03:31,005 LET'S GO, OUTSIDE! 77 00:03:33,007 --> 00:03:34,759 HI. 78 00:03:34,842 --> 00:03:36,217 RACHEL! HI! 79 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:39,972 RACH, RACH, I AM SO SORRY. 80 00:03:40,055 --> 00:03:41,933 I AM SO, SO SORRY. 81 00:03:42,016 --> 00:03:43,017 OH, ROSS, COME ON. 82 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:44,768 YOU JUST DID WHAT YOU HAD TO DO. 83 00:03:46,436 --> 00:03:47,646 THAT'S IT? 84 00:03:47,729 --> 00:03:48,981 YOU'RE NOT MAD? 85 00:03:49,064 --> 00:03:50,608 I MEAN, IT MUST HAVE BEEN TERRIBLE. 86 00:03:50,691 --> 00:03:52,902 TERRIBLE? HELL, I WAS IN GREECE. 87 00:03:52,985 --> 00:03:55,362 THAT WAS A NICE HOTEL. 88 00:03:55,445 --> 00:03:56,655 NICE BEACH. 89 00:03:56,738 --> 00:03:58,699 MET THE NICE PEOPLE. 90 00:03:58,782 --> 00:04:00,325 NOT TOO SHABBY FOR RACHEL. 91 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:05,163 SO, WHAT? THAT'S IT? 92 00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:06,457 WELL, YEAH. 93 00:04:06,540 --> 00:04:08,333 WE'RE COOL. TOTALLY COOL. 94 00:04:10,169 --> 00:04:11,169 THANKS, RACH. 95 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:12,504 OH, YOU'RE THE BEST. 96 00:04:12,587 --> 00:04:15,382 OH, NO, YOU'RE THE BEST. 97 00:04:15,465 --> 00:04:19,136 OH, I GOT TO GO TO THE FLOWER STORE. 98 00:04:19,219 --> 00:04:20,387 CHECK IT OUT. 99 00:04:20,470 --> 00:04:22,556 NO ONE WILL TELL ME WHERE EMILY IS. 100 00:04:22,639 --> 00:04:25,392 SO I'M GOING TO SEND 72 LONG-STEMMED RED ROSES 101 00:04:25,475 --> 00:04:26,769 TO HER PARENTS' HOUSE. 102 00:04:26,852 --> 00:04:29,187 ONE FOR EACH DAY THAT I'VE KNOWN AND LOVED HER. 103 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:31,398 THAT OUGHT TO GET HER TALKING TO ME AGAIN. 104 00:04:31,481 --> 00:04:34,110 OH, ROSS, WHEN YOU MAKE OUT THE CARD 105 00:04:34,193 --> 00:04:36,653 BE SURE TO MAKE IT OUT TO EMILY. 106 00:04:39,531 --> 00:04:40,866 RACH, THAT'S GREAT. 107 00:04:40,949 --> 00:04:43,410 IT'S SO GOOD YOU HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME IN GREECE. 108 00:04:44,661 --> 00:04:47,123 WHAT? 109 00:04:47,206 --> 00:04:49,708 I DIDN'T HAVE A GOOD TIME IN GREECE. 110 00:04:50,834 --> 00:04:52,503 ROSS ABANDONED ME, OKAY? 111 00:04:52,586 --> 00:04:54,421 I COULDN'T GET A PLANE OUT 112 00:04:54,504 --> 00:04:57,091 SO I HAD TO STAY IN THEIR HONEYMOON SUITE 113 00:04:57,174 --> 00:04:59,426 WITH PEOPLE COMING UP TO ME ALL THE TIME, GOING 114 00:04:59,509 --> 00:05:02,387 "OH, MRS. GELLER, WHY YOU CRY?" 115 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:05,933 I MEAN, IT WAS SO HUMILIATING. 116 00:05:06,016 --> 00:05:07,935 I FELT LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT. 117 00:05:08,018 --> 00:05:09,436 I MEAN, IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 118 00:05:09,519 --> 00:05:10,771 AND YOU KNOW WHY? 119 00:05:10,854 --> 00:05:14,441 BECAUSE I MAKE VERY BAD DECISIONS. 120 00:05:14,524 --> 00:05:15,860 OH, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 121 00:05:15,943 --> 00:05:17,444 YES, IT IS. IT IS TRUE. 122 00:05:17,527 --> 00:05:19,571 I WENT AFTER ROSS IN STUPID LONDON. 123 00:05:19,654 --> 00:05:22,616 LONDON IS STUPID. STUPID. 124 00:05:23,992 --> 00:05:25,285 PHOEBE, YOU WERE RIGHT. 125 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:27,245 I SHOULD NEVER HAVE GONE TO LONDON 126 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:28,330 AND FROM NOW ON 127 00:05:28,413 --> 00:05:30,290 YOU MAKE ALL MY DECISIONS FOR ME. 128 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:32,334 OH, NO, I DID THAT FOR SOMEONE ONCE. 129 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:34,962 I'M NOT COMFORTABLE HAVING THAT KIND OF POWER 130 00:05:35,045 --> 00:05:36,797 AND CONTROL OVER SOMEONE'S LIFE. 131 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,132 I'LL DO IT. 132 00:05:38,215 --> 00:05:39,633 THAT'S FINE. 133 00:05:39,716 --> 00:05:43,553 SO, MONICA, YOU ARE NOW IN CHARGE OF MY LOVE LIFE. 134 00:05:44,638 --> 00:05:46,223 OKAY, I GOT TO GO TO WORK. 135 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:59,236 AND RACHEL, GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK. 136 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:05,200 PHEEBS! 137 00:06:11,081 --> 00:06:12,457 ALWAYS A PLEASURE. 138 00:06:21,591 --> 00:06:23,844 OH, RACHEL, SWEETIE, LOOK. 139 00:06:23,927 --> 00:06:25,012 HERE'S A REALLY CUTE PICTURE 140 00:06:25,095 --> 00:06:26,513 OF YOU AND JOEY AT THE RECEPTION. 141 00:06:26,596 --> 00:06:27,973 OH, HE'S MARRIED. 142 00:06:28,056 --> 00:06:29,349 ROSS IS MARRIED. 143 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:31,518 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 144 00:06:31,601 --> 00:06:34,021 HONEY, SWEETIE, BY THE EDGES. 145 00:06:34,104 --> 00:06:36,398 I MEAN, I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO ACCEPT IT. 146 00:06:36,481 --> 00:06:37,524 OH! 147 00:06:37,607 --> 00:06:38,776 IT'S MY FAULT. 148 00:06:38,859 --> 00:06:40,194 SWEETIE… EDGES… 149 00:06:40,277 --> 00:06:41,361 FINGERS… SMUDGY… 150 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:43,113 OH, MY GOD! AH! 151 00:06:47,742 --> 00:06:49,703 THAT'S OKAY. 152 00:06:49,786 --> 00:06:51,663 I KNOW THAT YOU'RE VERY UPSET RIGHT NOW. 153 00:06:51,746 --> 00:06:53,124 I KNOW THAT WASN'T ABOUT ME. 154 00:06:53,207 --> 00:06:56,210 I BET IT WAS ABOUT HER A LITTLE. 155 00:06:56,293 --> 00:06:57,836 IF YOU STOPPED THINKING ABOUT ROSS 156 00:06:57,919 --> 00:07:00,214 YOU WOULD NOTICE THERE WERE GREAT GUYS EVERYWHERE. 157 00:07:00,297 --> 00:07:01,632 NOW, LOOK… 158 00:07:01,715 --> 00:07:02,633 GUNTHER. 159 00:07:02,716 --> 00:07:05,301 I MEAN… 160 00:07:05,384 --> 00:07:07,179 HE'S NICE. HE'S CUTE. 161 00:07:07,262 --> 00:07:09,723 YEAH, I GUESS GUNTHER IS… 162 00:07:09,806 --> 00:07:10,682 OR HOW ABOUT 163 00:07:10,765 --> 00:07:11,975 THAT GUY OVER THERE? 164 00:07:13,518 --> 00:07:14,853 THAT IS THE GUY YOU FLIRTED WITH 165 00:07:14,936 --> 00:07:16,021 AT THE COUNTER THAT TIME. 166 00:07:17,147 --> 00:07:19,275 OH, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. 167 00:07:19,358 --> 00:07:20,525 YOU'RE GOING TO TALK TO HIM. 168 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:21,526 WE MADE A DEAL. 169 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:22,736 I MAKE YOUR DECISIONS 170 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:24,404 AND I SAY YOU'RE GOING TO TALK TO HIM. 171 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:26,115 ALL RIGHT. 172 00:07:26,198 --> 00:07:27,324 YOU'RE THE BOSS. 173 00:07:27,407 --> 00:07:29,910 I GUESS I GOT TO DO WHAT YOU TELL ME. 174 00:07:29,993 --> 00:07:32,704 SAY THAT TO HIM AND YOU'RE GOLDEN. 175 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,085 HEY. 176 00:07:38,168 --> 00:07:39,878 HEY, PHEEBS. HEY, PHEEBS. 177 00:07:39,961 --> 00:07:41,338 WE GOT OUR PICTURES FROM LONDON. 178 00:07:41,421 --> 00:07:44,258 HERE'S ALL OF US AT THE TOWER OF LONDON… 179 00:07:44,341 --> 00:07:46,468 OH, YEAH, THERE WE ALL ARE. 180 00:07:46,551 --> 00:07:49,596 YEAH, THERE'S ROSS AND JOEY AND YOU AND… 181 00:07:49,679 --> 00:07:51,973 AND ME. 182 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:56,061 WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT LONDON TOO MUCH, HAVEN'T WE? 183 00:07:56,144 --> 00:07:57,229 NO, I'M SORRY. 184 00:07:57,312 --> 00:07:59,064 IT'S JUST 'CAUSE I COULDN'T BE THERE 185 00:07:59,147 --> 00:08:01,733 'CAUSE ALL I EVER GET TO DO NOW IS PREGNANT STUFF. 186 00:08:01,816 --> 00:08:03,068 IT JUST BUMS ME OUT. 187 00:08:03,151 --> 00:08:04,820 SORRY. SORRY. 188 00:08:04,903 --> 00:08:06,613 WHAT HAPPENED? 189 00:08:06,696 --> 00:08:07,990 WELL, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE OF THIS 190 00:08:08,073 --> 00:08:09,200 A LITTLE OF THAT. 191 00:08:09,283 --> 00:08:11,743 I GOT MYSELF A DATE TOMORROW NIGHT. 192 00:08:11,826 --> 00:08:13,120 SEE? DIDN'T I TELL YOU? 193 00:08:13,203 --> 00:08:15,163 YOU'RE GETTING OVER ROSS ALREADY. 194 00:08:16,623 --> 00:08:18,708 GET OUT. 195 00:08:33,473 --> 00:08:34,808 WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 196 00:08:34,891 --> 00:08:36,143 I GOT CAUGHT UP AT WORK 197 00:08:36,226 --> 00:08:37,727 BUT I'M QUITTING TOMORROW. 198 00:08:43,275 --> 00:08:45,110 SO, THANKS FOR HAVING ME OVER. 199 00:08:47,946 --> 00:08:49,156 RACH. 200 00:08:54,328 --> 00:08:55,787 PHEEBS. 201 00:09:03,462 --> 00:09:04,754 SEE YA! 202 00:09:07,924 --> 00:09:09,885 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 203 00:09:09,968 --> 00:09:12,637 PROBABLY SOME EUROPEAN GOOD-BYE THING 204 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,223 HE PICKED UP IN LONDON. 205 00:09:14,306 --> 00:09:15,224 I DON'T… 206 00:09:15,307 --> 00:09:16,558 IT'S NOT EUROPEAN. 207 00:09:16,641 --> 00:09:19,060 WELL, IT FELT FRENCH. 208 00:09:24,232 --> 00:09:26,443 OH, GOD, I REALLY HAD A GOOD TIME. 209 00:09:26,526 --> 00:09:27,526 YEAH, ME, TOO. 210 00:09:29,779 --> 00:09:32,241 SO, I GUESS THIS IS IT. 211 00:09:32,324 --> 00:09:33,867 YEAH, UM… 212 00:09:33,950 --> 00:09:36,494 UNLESS YOU WANT TO COME INSIDE. 213 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:37,495 YEAH. 214 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,290 OKAY… OH, UH… 215 00:09:39,373 --> 00:09:40,416 YOU KNOW WHAT? 216 00:09:40,499 --> 00:09:42,626 I, UH… I CAN'T DECIDE THIS. 217 00:09:42,709 --> 00:09:43,835 UM… 218 00:09:45,295 --> 00:09:46,838 OKAY, JUST HOLD ON A SECOND. 219 00:09:46,921 --> 00:09:48,382 YEAH. 220 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:52,636 UH, HI. 221 00:09:52,719 --> 00:09:54,096 HI. 222 00:09:54,179 --> 00:09:55,097 IS MONICA AROUND? 223 00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:56,640 I HAVE TO ASK HER SOMETHING. 224 00:09:56,723 --> 00:09:58,600 DOING HER LAUNDRY. 225 00:09:58,683 --> 00:09:59,893 WHAT'S THAT? 226 00:09:59,976 --> 00:10:03,439 IT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY. 227 00:10:03,522 --> 00:10:06,150 IT'S 72 LONG-STEMMED RED ROSES 228 00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:09,987 ONE FOR EACH DAY I'VE KNOWN AND LOVED EMILY 229 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:12,906 CUT UP INTO MULCH. 230 00:10:14,241 --> 00:10:15,575 OH, HONEY, THAT'S AWFUL. 231 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:18,078 OH, IT'S NOT SO BAD. 232 00:10:18,161 --> 00:10:21,831 MONICA'S GOING TO MAKE POTPOURRI. 233 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:26,086 I THINK I'M GOING TO GO WANDER OUT 234 00:10:26,169 --> 00:10:27,796 IN THE RAIN FOR A WHILE. 235 00:10:27,879 --> 00:10:29,423 BUT IT'S NOT RAINING. 236 00:10:29,506 --> 00:10:33,385 I CAN'T CATCH A BREAK. 237 00:10:33,468 --> 00:10:34,386 YOU KNOW WHAT, ROSS? 238 00:10:34,469 --> 00:10:35,595 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 239 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,139 YOU'RE GOING TO SIT RIGHT HERE. 240 00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:38,765 I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A CUP OF TEA 241 00:10:38,848 --> 00:10:40,934 AND WE'RE GOING TO TALK THIS WHOLE THING OUT. 242 00:10:41,017 --> 00:10:42,394 ALL RIGHT? 243 00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:45,981 HEY, DAVE. 244 00:10:46,064 --> 00:10:47,358 YEAH. 245 00:10:47,441 --> 00:10:49,776 LISTEN, I'M GOING TO NEED TO TAKE A RAIN CHECK. 246 00:10:49,859 --> 00:10:51,528 MY ROOMMATE IS JUST REALLY SICK. 247 00:10:51,611 --> 00:10:52,653 OKAY? BYE. 248 00:10:56,366 --> 00:10:58,535 HONEY, LISTEN… 249 00:10:58,618 --> 00:10:59,661 I KNOW… 250 00:10:59,744 --> 00:11:01,705 GOD, I KNOW THINGS SEEM SO BAD… 251 00:11:01,788 --> 00:11:03,331 RACH? 252 00:11:04,374 --> 00:11:06,376 COULD I TALK TO YOU JUST FOR A MINUTE? 253 00:11:07,627 --> 00:11:09,671 I DROPPED SOME SOCKS. 254 00:11:09,754 --> 00:11:11,339 YEAH. 255 00:11:17,887 --> 00:11:19,973 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 256 00:11:20,056 --> 00:11:21,641 DO YOU WANT TO FALL INTO THE TRAP? 257 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,727 DO YOU WANT TO FALL INTO THE TRAP? 258 00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:26,897 YOU DID NOT DROP ANY SOCKS! 259 00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:29,149 DAVE TOLD ME YOU BLEW HIM OFF. 260 00:11:29,232 --> 00:11:30,484 YOU LISTEN TO ME. 261 00:11:30,567 --> 00:11:31,776 I'M CALLING THE SHOTS. 262 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,029 I SAY YOU LEAVE ROSS ALONE AND GO GET DAVE. 263 00:11:34,112 --> 00:11:35,947 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 264 00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:38,616 WELL, ULTIMATELY, I WAS TRYING… 265 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,327 YOU KNOW, I WANTED… 266 00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:43,579 TO TELL HIM I WAS STILL IN LOVE WITH HIM. 267 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:44,706 WHAT? 268 00:11:44,789 --> 00:11:46,875 YOU CANNOT TELL HIM THAT. 269 00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:48,544 WHY? WHY NOT? 270 00:11:48,627 --> 00:11:51,380 PEOPLE LOVE TO HEAR THAT. 271 00:11:51,463 --> 00:11:54,550 I MAKE THE DECISIONS AND I SAY "NO." 272 00:11:54,633 --> 00:11:55,633 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 273 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,261 NO, YOU DON'T MAKE MY DECISIONS 274 00:11:57,344 --> 00:11:59,095 BECAUSE… YOU'RE FIRED. 275 00:12:00,138 --> 00:12:01,932 YOU CAN'T FIRE ME. 276 00:12:02,015 --> 00:12:07,228 I MAKE YOUR DECISIONS AND I SAY I'M NOT FIRED. HA! 277 00:12:08,605 --> 00:12:09,772 WELL… 278 00:12:19,449 --> 00:12:20,451 RACHEL! 279 00:12:20,534 --> 00:12:21,910 COME ON, LET ME IN. 280 00:12:21,993 --> 00:12:24,371 HAVING SOME TROUBLE? 281 00:12:24,454 --> 00:12:26,290 RACHEL LOCKED THE DOOR. 282 00:12:26,373 --> 00:12:29,543 I'LL KICK THAT DOOR IN IF YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE SUGAR. 283 00:12:34,047 --> 00:12:35,673 OH! RACHEL! RA… LET ME IN! 284 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:36,841 RACHEL? 285 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,059 THANK YOU. 286 00:12:48,395 --> 00:12:51,482 RACHEL… CAN I TALK TO YOU OUTSIDE FOR A SEC? 287 00:12:51,565 --> 00:12:52,773 NO. 288 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:55,986 I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 289 00:12:56,069 --> 00:12:57,695 WELL, THEN, TALK. 290 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,656 OKAY, I WILL. 291 00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:04,411 REMEMBER THAT THING THAT WE JUST DISCUSSED 292 00:13:04,494 --> 00:13:05,703 THAT YOU WANTED TO DO? 293 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,164 YES. 294 00:13:07,247 --> 00:13:08,582 WHAT THING? 295 00:13:08,665 --> 00:13:10,375 WELL… 296 00:13:12,168 --> 00:13:14,796 RACHEL WANTS TO TAKE SWING DANCE LESSONS… 297 00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:17,132 WHICH I THINK IS A REALLY STUPID IDEA. 298 00:13:17,215 --> 00:13:18,342 IT'S DANGEROUS. 299 00:13:18,425 --> 00:13:20,676 SHE'S NEVER GOING TO GET WHAT SHE WANTS 300 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,387 AND WHO KNOWS WHO SHE MIGHT 301 00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:24,639 END UP HURTING? 302 00:13:30,645 --> 00:13:34,733 MONICA'S RIGHT, SWING DANCING CAN BE TRICKY. 303 00:13:36,234 --> 00:13:37,777 I'M GOING TO USE THE PHONE. 304 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,196 I GOT TO CANCEL 305 00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:41,948 THOSE FIVE GIANT TEDDY BEARS I SENT TO EMILY. 306 00:13:42,031 --> 00:13:43,866 MY GOD, THINK OF THE MASSACRE. 307 00:13:45,493 --> 00:13:46,411 I'M GOING TO DO IT. 308 00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:47,496 ALL RIGHT… RACHEL… 309 00:13:47,579 --> 00:13:48,913 OKAY, I KNOW YOU THINK I'M CRAZY 310 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,541 BUT BEFORE YOU TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM 311 00:13:50,624 --> 00:13:53,001 JUST TRY TO FIND ONE PERSON WHO THINKS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA 312 00:13:53,084 --> 00:13:54,044 'CAUSE I BET YOU CAN'T. 313 00:13:54,127 --> 00:13:55,045 BUT I R… 314 00:13:55,128 --> 00:13:56,170 PLEASE! 315 00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,048 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 316 00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:06,014 JOEY, I'M IN! 317 00:14:06,097 --> 00:14:08,558 ALL RIGHT, GOOD DEAL. 318 00:14:13,521 --> 00:14:14,939 HEY… 319 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:15,940 PHEEBS! PHOEBE! 320 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,317 HEY, PHEEBS. 321 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,569 UH… 322 00:14:18,652 --> 00:14:20,278 OKAY… PHEEBS? 323 00:14:20,361 --> 00:14:22,072 YEAH? UM… 324 00:14:22,155 --> 00:14:23,948 YOU KNOW HOW THE OTHER DAY YOU WERE TALKING 325 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,659 ABOUT HOW YOU DIDN'T GET TO GO TO LONDON 326 00:14:25,742 --> 00:14:27,035 AND YOU WERE FEELING LEFT OUT? 327 00:14:27,118 --> 00:14:28,036 YEAH. 328 00:14:28,119 --> 00:14:29,162 ALL RIGHT, WELL 329 00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:30,955 WE ALL FELT REALLY BAD ABOUT THAT 330 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,374 SO… WE DECIDED 331 00:14:32,457 --> 00:14:34,585 THAT WE SHOULD ALL TAKE A LITTLE TRIP TOGETHER. 332 00:14:34,668 --> 00:14:37,003 OH, THAT'S SO NICE! 333 00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:38,004 HOW GREAT! WHERE? 334 00:14:38,087 --> 00:14:39,005 WHERE'S THE TRIP? 335 00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:40,257 WELL… 336 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,801 WE THOUGHT WE WOULD ALL GO TO A PICNIC… 337 00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:45,136 IN CENTRAL PARK! 338 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,431 CENTRAL PARK? 339 00:14:47,514 --> 00:14:49,224 YEAH, ALL OF US, ALL DAY. 340 00:14:49,307 --> 00:14:50,891 THAT SUCKS. 341 00:14:52,101 --> 00:14:53,019 THAT'S NOT A TRIP. 342 00:14:53,102 --> 00:14:54,521 I JUST CAME FROM THE PARK. 343 00:14:54,604 --> 00:14:56,356 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO HIGH-FIVE ABOUT 344 00:14:56,439 --> 00:14:57,899 AT THE STUPID CENTRAL PARK? 345 00:14:57,982 --> 00:14:59,401 WELL, IT'S RIGHT BY MY HOUSE. 346 00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:00,485 ALL RIGHT! 347 00:15:02,028 --> 00:15:03,572 WELL, I'M GOING TO GO HOME 348 00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:06,575 AND BASK IN THE TRIUMPH OF MY CENTRAL PARK IDEA. 349 00:15:06,658 --> 00:15:07,618 HEY, WHOA! 350 00:15:07,701 --> 00:15:09,911 HOLD ON A SEC THERE, MR. KISSY. 351 00:15:09,994 --> 00:15:11,871 YOU KNOW 352 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,707 I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU 353 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:16,209 ABOUT THIS WHOLE, LITTLE, NEW EUROPEAN THING 354 00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:17,835 YOU'VE GOT GOING ON 355 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,880 AND I JUST NEED TO TELL YOU IT MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE 356 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,924 AND I JUST… YOU KNOW, JUST STOP IT. 357 00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:24,342 WELL, I WAS JUST TRYING 358 00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:26,637 TO BRING A LITTLE CULTURE TO THE GROUP. 359 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:30,140 THAT'S FINE, JUST DON'T BRING IT IN MY MOUTH. 360 00:15:30,223 --> 00:15:31,974 IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE. 361 00:15:39,065 --> 00:15:41,234 HEY, EVERYBODY, PHEEBS IS HERE. 362 00:15:41,317 --> 00:15:42,235 PHOEBE! HEY, PHOEBE! 363 00:15:42,318 --> 00:15:43,236 HEY, PHEEBS! 364 00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:44,862 HEY, PHOEBE, WHOO! 365 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,282 OKAY, WHOO, HI. 366 00:15:47,365 --> 00:15:48,866 OKAY, PHEEBS… WE DECIDED 367 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,077 THAT THE PICNIC IDEA WAS A LITTLE… 368 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,037 YOU KNOW, IT DIDN'T HAVE ANY… 369 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,205 WELL, IT BLEW. 370 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:55,873 SO… 371 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,126 WE THOUGHT THAT THIS AFTERNOON 372 00:15:58,209 --> 00:16:01,338 WE WOULD ALL GO AWAY FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND 373 00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:02,673 TO ATLANTIC CITY. 374 00:16:02,756 --> 00:16:04,048 OOH, ATLANTIC CITY! 375 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,842 OH, THAT'S A GREAT PLAN. 376 00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:07,344 WHOSE PLAN WAS THAT? 377 00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:08,595 MINE. 378 00:16:09,637 --> 00:16:10,555 WAIT. 379 00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:11,556 IT WAS MY PLAN. 380 00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:12,724 NO… 381 00:16:12,807 --> 00:16:15,185 I SAID WE NEEDED A NEW PLAN. 382 00:16:15,268 --> 00:16:17,479 AND I CAME UP WITH ATLANTIC CITY. 383 00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:18,979 WHICH IS THE NEW PLAN. 384 00:16:22,525 --> 00:16:23,777 OKAY, WELL, WHY DON'T WE, UM 385 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:25,194 ALL MEET UPSTAIRS IN AN HOUR? 386 00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:28,699 OKAY. OOH, ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GO PACK. 387 00:16:28,782 --> 00:16:30,492 I'M GOING TO GO PACK MY ASS OFF. 388 00:16:30,575 --> 00:16:32,035 WHOO! 389 00:16:32,118 --> 00:16:33,745 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, RACH, LET'S GO. 390 00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:35,079 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 391 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,040 I'M GOING TO MEET YOU UPSTAIRS IN A MINUTE. 392 00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:38,082 NO. 393 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,835 RACHEL, YOU DIDN'T FIND ANYONE 394 00:16:39,918 --> 00:16:41,211 SO YOU CAN'T TELL HIM. 395 00:16:41,294 --> 00:16:42,379 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 396 00:16:42,462 --> 00:16:43,547 THAT DOESN'T MATTER. 397 00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:45,340 OKAY, RACHEL, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA 398 00:16:45,423 --> 00:16:48,051 HOW PAINFUL IT IS TO TELL SOMEONE THAT YOU LOVE THEM 399 00:16:48,134 --> 00:16:49,761 AND NOT HAVE THEM SAY IT BACK? 400 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:54,390 I-I DON'T CARE. 401 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,435 OKAY. 402 00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:58,895 I-I CAN'T WATCH. 403 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,995 WHATCHA READING? 404 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,498 PAPER. 405 00:17:18,581 --> 00:17:20,040 YEAH? WHAT'S IT ABOUT? 406 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:25,630 EVENTS… FROM AROUND THE GLOBE. 407 00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:26,713 OKAY. 408 00:17:28,716 --> 00:17:30,968 UH… ROSS, YOU KNOW WHAT? 409 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:31,887 THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I… 410 00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:33,263 THAT I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 411 00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:34,806 AND EVERYBODY'S BEEN SAYING THAT I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU 412 00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:35,973 BUT I-I THINK THEY'RE WRONG. 413 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,601 I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE CAN BE WRONG. 414 00:17:37,684 --> 00:17:38,685 SURE. 415 00:17:38,768 --> 00:17:40,061 ONCE, AT WORK, I… 416 00:17:40,144 --> 00:17:42,606 I THOUGHT CARBON DATING OF FOSSILIZED… 417 00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:43,732 OKAY, ROSS, I'M REALLY TRYING 418 00:17:43,815 --> 00:17:45,358 TO TELL YOU SOMETHING HERE. 419 00:17:45,441 --> 00:17:46,359 OH, UH… 420 00:17:46,442 --> 00:17:47,360 YEAH. 421 00:17:47,443 --> 00:17:48,361 OKAY. 422 00:17:48,444 --> 00:17:49,987 GO AHEAD. 423 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,489 UM… OKAY. 424 00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:54,242 I THINK I'M-I'M JUST GO… I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT. 425 00:17:54,325 --> 00:17:55,660 I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT. 426 00:17:55,743 --> 00:17:56,995 UH… 427 00:18:03,835 --> 00:18:07,171 I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU… ROSS. 428 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:18,099 WOW. 429 00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,183 UH… 430 00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:22,061 HUH, I'M-I'M… 431 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,981 WOW, I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THAT RIGHT NOW. 432 00:18:31,404 --> 00:18:32,906 WH-WHAT? WAS THAT A JOKE? 433 00:18:32,989 --> 00:18:34,073 'CAUSE IT'S MEAN. 434 00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:38,703 I'M SO DEAD SERIOUS. 435 00:18:39,871 --> 00:18:41,456 I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS. 436 00:18:41,539 --> 00:18:43,457 WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? BECAU… 437 00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:47,629 BECAUSE I JUST HEARD IT. 438 00:18:47,712 --> 00:18:49,547 I HEARD IT AND IT'S RIDICULOUS! 439 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:51,090 I MEAN… YOU'RE MARRIED. 440 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,468 YOU'RE MARRIED AND IT'S JUST RIDICULOUS 441 00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:56,220 AND IT'S, LIKE… IT'S, LIKE, WHEN I SAID IT 442 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:59,850 I JUST SORT OF, LIKE, I FLOATED UP OUT OF MY BODY, YOU KNOW 443 00:18:59,933 --> 00:19:02,811 AN-AND, THEN… AND, THEN, I HEARD MYSELF SAY IT 444 00:19:02,894 --> 00:19:04,979 AND, THEN, THE FLOATING RACHEL… 445 00:19:06,856 --> 00:19:09,817 WAS, LIKE, "YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!" 446 00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:15,323 WELL… WELL, I AM MARRIED… 447 00:19:15,406 --> 00:19:16,950 I KNOW. 448 00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:20,787 EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO MY WIFE SINCE THE WEDDING. 449 00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:27,251 I'M SORRY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 450 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,588 ACTUALLY, IT-IT KIND OF IS. 451 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,802 MY WIFE WON'T RETURN MY CALLS. 452 00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,097 I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY WIFE IS. 453 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,307 OH, DARN. 454 00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,312 "HEY, ROSS, WHERE'S THE MISSUS?" 455 00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:47,897 "DON'T KNOW." 456 00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:51,401 OH… GOD. 457 00:19:51,484 --> 00:19:52,777 OH… 458 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,070 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 459 00:19:54,153 --> 00:19:56,155 DO YOU THINK… UH, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD 460 00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,491 JUST KIND OF FORGET THAT I TOLD YOU THIS? 461 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:04,330 WELL, I KIND OF HAVE TO, I MEAN, 'CAUSE THE THING IS… 462 00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:05,707 WELL, THE THING IS… 463 00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:08,292 THAT… YOU KNOW, THAT YOU'RE MARRIED TO EMILY. 464 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:13,006 THAT IS WHAT THE THING IS. 465 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,178 OH, GOD. 466 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,638 THING… ROSS… 467 00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:23,058 THINGS AREN'T GOING TO BE WEIRD BETWEEN US, RIGHT? 468 00:20:23,141 --> 00:20:24,976 I MEAN, WAS THAT JUST THE STUPIDEST THING, ME TELLING YOU THAT? 469 00:20:25,059 --> 00:20:25,977 NO, NO, NO. 470 00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:28,479 GOD, I MEAN, I'M GLAD YOU DID. 471 00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:32,483 LOOK, IF-IF NOTHING ELSE, IT'S-IT'S ALWAYS GREAT 472 00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:34,819 WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU THEY LOVE YOU. 473 00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:37,279 R… THAT'S WHAT I SAID! 474 00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:41,743 ROSS, THANK YOU FOR BEING SO NICE. 475 00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:43,327 NO, THANK YOU FOR… 476 00:20:45,538 --> 00:20:46,538 THANK YOU. 477 00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:49,960 OKAY, LET'S GO! 478 00:20:50,043 --> 00:20:51,586 YEAH, ATLANTIC CITY! 479 00:20:51,669 --> 00:20:53,212 COME ON. 480 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,381 ATLANTIC CITY, BABY. 481 00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:57,341 OOH, LET'S ROLL SOME BONES. 482 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,342 HEY, JOEY 483 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,178 HIGH-FIVE FOR ROLLING BONES. 484 00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:03,389 OW! 485 00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:04,390 OH! 486 00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:07,143 UH, PHEEBS, YOU'RE LEAKING. 487 00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:09,353 OH, MY GOD, YOUR WATER BROKE. 488 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,481 OH… OKAY. OH… 489 00:21:11,564 --> 00:21:13,190 ALL RIGHT, WELL, DON'T WORRY. 490 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,233 I CALL SHOTGUN. 491 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:16,111 PHEEBS! 492 00:21:16,194 --> 00:21:18,613 WE HAVE TO TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL NOW. 493 00:21:18,696 --> 00:21:19,864 PHEEBS 494 00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:22,450 PHEEBS, THE BABIES ARE COMING NOW. 495 00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:25,244 HONEY, HIGH-FIVE, THE BABIES ARE COMING. 496 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,122 HEY, WAIT… 497 00:21:27,205 --> 00:21:29,207 REMEMBER WHEN MY WATER BROKE? 498 00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:36,380 PHOEBE'S GOING TO HAVE HER BABIES. 499 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,925 I KNOW, IT'S… BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING. 500 00:21:45,890 --> 00:21:47,642 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I CAN'T BELIEVE? 501 00:21:47,725 --> 00:21:50,770 I HAD TO KISS PHOEBE AND RACHEL EVERY TIME I LEFT THE ROOM. 502 00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:53,523 I MEAN, IT'S TOO BAD THEY DIDN'T SEE US HAVING SEX. 503 00:21:53,606 --> 00:21:56,233 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WOMEN? 504 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,528 NO. 505 00:21:58,611 --> 00:21:59,403 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 506 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,322 OKAY.