1 00:00:04,965 --> 00:00:05,883 HI. 2 00:00:05,966 --> 00:00:06,925 HI, YEAH, HI. 3 00:00:07,008 --> 00:00:08,302 I'M, UM, PHOEBE BUFFAY 4 00:00:08,385 --> 00:00:10,429 AND I HAVE BABIES COMING OUT OF ME. 5 00:00:10,512 --> 00:00:13,265 OKAY. HAVE YOU STARTED HAVING CONTRACTIONS? 6 00:00:13,348 --> 00:00:15,226 NOT YET. I HEARD THEY REALLY HURT. 7 00:00:15,309 --> 00:00:16,227 DO THEY HURT? 8 00:00:16,310 --> 00:00:17,436 OH. WELL… 9 00:00:17,519 --> 00:00:20,064 OH, MY GOD. 10 00:00:20,147 --> 00:00:21,773 NOW, WHICH OF YOU IS THE FATHER? 11 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:25,236 NO, NONE OF THEM ARE THE FATHER. THE FATHER IS MY BROTHER. 12 00:00:25,319 --> 00:00:27,112 OKAY. 13 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:28,531 I AM SO GOING TO MISS 14 00:00:28,614 --> 00:00:31,283 WATCHING YOU FREAK PEOPLE OUT LIKE THAT. 15 00:00:31,366 --> 00:00:32,617 OKAY, PHEEBS, LOOK, LOOK, 16 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,037 THIS IS FOR THE BABIES TO LOOK AT SOMEDAY. 17 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,663 SO IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY… 18 00:00:36,746 --> 00:00:38,249 YOU KNOW, BEFORE IT ALL STARTS? 19 00:00:38,332 --> 00:00:40,751 OH, OKAY. UM… HI, KIDS. 20 00:00:40,834 --> 00:00:43,504 UM, IT'S ME, AUNT PHOEBE. 21 00:00:43,587 --> 00:00:44,963 CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU. 22 00:00:45,046 --> 00:00:46,756 PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. 23 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:50,886 HEY, WHAT TOOK YOU GUYS SO LONG? 24 00:00:50,969 --> 00:00:52,678 YOUR CAB LEFT WHEN OURS DID. 25 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,936 WELL, WE HAD TO GO BACK 'CAUSE I FORGOT MY JACKET. 26 00:00:59,019 --> 00:01:00,019 THAT'S RIGHT. 27 00:01:04,816 --> 00:01:07,194 YOU… YOU'RE NOT WEARING A JACKET. 28 00:01:07,277 --> 00:01:10,448 OH, MAN. I DID IT AGAIN. 29 00:01:10,531 --> 00:01:13,534 OKAY, SO SOMEONE HAS TO CALL FRANK AND ALICE 30 00:01:13,617 --> 00:01:15,411 AND THEN MY MOM… JOEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 31 00:01:15,494 --> 00:01:17,663 WELL, I GOT TO GET THE "BEFORE" SHOT. 32 00:02:11,049 --> 00:02:12,926 HI. PHEEBS? OKAY, SO WE JUST SPOKE TO THE NURSE 33 00:02:13,009 --> 00:02:15,095 AND THE REASON THAT YOUR DOCTOR IS LATE 34 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:17,181 IS BECAUSE, UH, SHE'S NOT COMING. 35 00:02:17,264 --> 00:02:21,018 WHAT? APPARENTLY, SHE FELL IN THE SHOWER AND HIT HER HEAD. 36 00:02:21,101 --> 00:02:24,229 OH, MY GOD. SHE'S SO STUPID. 37 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,357 PHEEBS. PHEEBS, IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY. 38 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,400 THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. I DON'T SEE THREE KIDS 39 00:02:28,483 --> 00:02:30,360 COMING OUT OF YOUR VAGINA. 40 00:02:33,905 --> 00:02:35,366 HONEY, LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT? 41 00:02:35,449 --> 00:02:37,201 THE NURSE SAID THAT THE DOCTOR IS WONDERFUL. 42 00:02:37,284 --> 00:02:39,119 YEAH, HE'S THE HEAD OF THE DEPARTMENT. 43 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:40,245 ALL RIGHT. 44 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,788 OOH. OH, DEAR GOD, SAVE ME. 45 00:02:41,871 --> 00:02:43,540 WHAT? I'M HAVING MY FIRST CONTRACTION. 46 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:46,668 OH, IT'S NOT BAD. OKAY. 47 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:52,132 AND SO THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH BEGINS AND… 48 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,510 HEY, ARE YOU OKAY? 49 00:02:54,593 --> 00:02:56,845 OOH. SOMETHING HURTS. 50 00:02:56,928 --> 00:02:58,222 OOH, IT'S SYMPATHY PAINS. 51 00:02:58,305 --> 00:03:00,558 OH, THAT'S SO SWEET. 52 00:03:00,641 --> 00:03:02,517 I DIDN'T KNOW I CARED THAT MUCH. 53 00:03:05,479 --> 00:03:06,689 HELLO. HI. 54 00:03:06,772 --> 00:03:08,773 PHOEBE, I'M DR. HARAD. 55 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,568 I'M GOING TO BE DELIVERING YOUR BABIES. 56 00:03:10,651 --> 00:03:12,152 I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN GOOD HANDS. 57 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:13,945 I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR A LONG TIME. 58 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:15,947 I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE TO DO YOUR INTERNAL. 59 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,157 IN THE MEANTIME, JUST RELAX 60 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,992 BECAUSE EVERYTHING HERE LOOKS GREAT. 61 00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:21,369 AND, ALSO, I LOVE FONZIE. 62 00:03:25,081 --> 00:03:27,792 DID HE JUST SAY HE LOVES FONZIE? 63 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,337 THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE. 64 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:32,631 ALL RIGHT. 65 00:03:32,714 --> 00:03:34,382 HEY! 66 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:38,970 HEY, AM I LATE? AM I LATE? NOBODY CAME OUT YET, RIGHT? 67 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:41,973 NO, NO, NO, WE HAVEN'T STARTED YET. WHERE'S ALICE? 68 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:43,975 UH, DELAWARE. SHE'S ON HER WAY, THOUGH. 69 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:45,769 SO UNTIL SHE GETS HERE, I'M GOING TO BE YOUR COACH. 70 00:03:45,852 --> 00:03:49,732 BUT DON'T WORRY… SHE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT THE "LA-MAZDA" STUFF. 71 00:03:49,815 --> 00:03:51,816 YEAH, THAT'S WHEN, IF YOU GET THE BABIES OUT BY THE END OF THE MONTH 72 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,735 THEY GIVE YOU TWO PERCENT FINANCING. 73 00:03:54,986 --> 00:03:56,029 YEAH. 74 00:03:59,574 --> 00:04:02,160 MONICA, YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY PROUD OF ME. 75 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:05,997 I JUST GOT US DATES WITH TWO UNBELIEVABLY CUTE NURSES. 76 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,708 OH, MY. 77 00:04:08,792 --> 00:04:10,711 THEY ARE MALE NURSES. 78 00:04:10,794 --> 00:04:13,004 NOT IN MY HEAD. 79 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,882 ANYWAY, THEY WANT TO TAKE US OUT SATURDAY NIGHT. 80 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:17,342 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 81 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:20,303 UM… 82 00:04:22,639 --> 00:04:24,516 I DON'T THINK SO. 83 00:04:24,599 --> 00:04:26,769 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 84 00:04:26,852 --> 00:04:28,520 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN TELLING ME 85 00:04:28,603 --> 00:04:30,855 TO GET OVER ROSS AND MOVE ON. 86 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,650 I'M MOVING ON, AND YOU'RE MOVING ON WITH ME. 87 00:04:32,733 --> 00:04:34,693 COME ON. GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY YOU DON'T WANT TO GO. 88 00:04:34,776 --> 00:04:36,987 WELL, UM… 89 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:39,698 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE A GOOD REASON 90 00:04:39,781 --> 00:04:42,158 AND THEN I'LL TELL YOU IF IT'S TRUE? 91 00:04:43,827 --> 00:04:47,038 WHAT? HARDER THAN IT SOUNDS, ISN'T IT? 92 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:48,915 OKAY, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, I ALSO TOLD THEM THAT 93 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:50,208 IF WE'RE STILL HERE WHEN THEY GET OFF 94 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:51,418 THAT WE'LL GO DOWN TO THE CAFETERIA 95 00:04:51,501 --> 00:04:52,586 AND GET SOME JELL-O WITH THEM. 96 00:04:52,669 --> 00:04:53,754 YEP. 97 00:04:53,837 --> 00:04:57,006 THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR JELL-O. 98 00:04:59,801 --> 00:05:01,720 JOEY, HOW DO YOU MAKE THAT DIRTY? 99 00:05:01,803 --> 00:05:03,472 AH, IT'S EASY. YEAH, I CAN DO IT WITH ANYTHING. 100 00:05:03,555 --> 00:05:05,390 WATCH. UH… 101 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:09,018 GRANDMA'S CHICKEN SALAD… 102 00:05:15,859 --> 00:05:17,820 ROSS! COME HERE. 103 00:05:17,903 --> 00:05:20,071 GET A SHOT OF THIS. 104 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,532 HEY, BABIES… 105 00:05:21,615 --> 00:05:23,241 THESE ARE THE HEADLINES ON THE DAY YOU WERE BORN. 106 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:25,202 OKAY, NOW, GIRL BABY, TURN AWAY 107 00:05:25,285 --> 00:05:29,414 AND, BOY BABIES… CHECK IT OUT, HUH? 108 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:32,543 THIS IS WHAT NAKED WOMEN LOOKED LIKE, THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN. 109 00:05:32,626 --> 00:05:36,421 ALL RIGHT, NOW LET'S DIVE RIGHT INTO THE GOOD STUFF. 110 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:39,216 OKAY, I'M HAVING ANOTHER ONE. 111 00:05:39,299 --> 00:05:40,384 THIS ONE DOESN'T HURT EITHER. 112 00:05:40,467 --> 00:05:42,469 OOH, YES, IT DOES. OW! OW! 113 00:05:42,552 --> 00:05:45,055 OW! OW! 114 00:05:45,138 --> 00:05:48,099 OOH! 115 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:50,143 OOH, I WAS KIND OF HOPING THAT WAS IT. 116 00:05:52,896 --> 00:05:55,065 HEY, WHERE ARE MONICA AND RACHEL ANYWAY? 117 00:05:55,148 --> 00:05:58,402 A COUPLE OF NURSES ASKED THEM OUT; MAYBE THEY'RE WITH THEM. 118 00:05:58,485 --> 00:05:59,902 REALLY? MALE NURSES? 119 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:03,490 YEAH. I WAS BUMMED, TOO. 120 00:06:03,573 --> 00:06:05,367 SO THEY'RE GOING ON DATES? 121 00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:06,368 WHEN? 122 00:06:06,451 --> 00:06:07,452 I THINK SATURDAY. 123 00:06:09,621 --> 00:06:10,706 WHAT'S WITH HIM? 124 00:06:10,789 --> 00:06:12,332 UM, SYMPATHY PAINS. 125 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:13,958 I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY SWEET AT FIRST 126 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:17,671 BUT NOW I THINK HE'S JUST TRYING TO STEAL MY THUNDER. 127 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,006 OKAY. OKAY. 128 00:06:20,089 --> 00:06:22,300 LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. 129 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:25,595 OH, YOU KNOW, FONZIE DATED TRIPLETS. 130 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:29,683 THIS FONZIE PERSON YOU KEEP REFERRING TO… 131 00:06:29,766 --> 00:06:32,310 IS THAT, UH… IS THAT ANOTHER DOCTOR? 132 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:33,645 OH, NO, NO. 133 00:06:33,728 --> 00:06:37,940 FONZIE IS THE NICKNAME OF ARTHUR FONZARELLI. 134 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,024 THE FONZ. 135 00:06:41,903 --> 00:06:42,904 ALL RIGHT. 136 00:06:46,950 --> 00:06:49,119 IT'S NOT THAT WEIRD, IS IT? 137 00:06:49,202 --> 00:06:51,079 IT'S VERY WEIRD. 138 00:06:51,162 --> 00:06:55,625 I DON'T WANT SOME GUY DOWN THERE TELLING ME I'M "DILATED-AMUNDO." 139 00:06:58,169 --> 00:07:01,339 TO BE FAIR, HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE IMPERSONATING FONZIE… 140 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:03,926 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 141 00:07:04,009 --> 00:07:06,428 WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING HIM? JUST GET ME ANOTHER DOCTOR… 142 00:07:06,511 --> 00:07:10,056 ONE WHO IS NOT CRAZY AND DOES NOT "FONZIE." 143 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:11,182 AGAIN, IT'S NOT THAT HE… 144 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,265 OH! OH! 145 00:07:18,523 --> 00:07:20,525 OH, HEY, THERE-THERE YOU ARE. 146 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:23,069 LISTEN, I-I THINK THAT THERE IS SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW. 147 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:25,155 OH, IS THIS ABOUT YOU… YOU DATING THE NURSE? 148 00:07:25,238 --> 00:07:28,366 YEAH. JOEY ALREADY TOLD ME, AND I AM SO, SO FINE. 149 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:30,201 I MEAN, YOU AND I… WE'RE JUST, YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOTHING. 150 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,871 WE'RE JUST… EH, GOOFING AROUND. 151 00:07:35,582 --> 00:07:37,626 UM, ACTUALLY I WAS ABOUT TO TELL YOU 152 00:07:37,709 --> 00:07:39,837 THAT I WAS-I WAS GOING TO GET OUT OF IT 153 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:41,505 BUT, HEY, IF WE'RE JUST GOOFING AROUND 154 00:07:41,588 --> 00:07:43,715 THEN, UH, MAYBE I WILL GO OUT WITH HIM. 155 00:07:43,798 --> 00:07:45,926 FINE. MAYBE I WILL, TOO. 156 00:07:48,386 --> 00:07:51,389 HEY. YOU GUYS. LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE… GIIIFT SHOP! 157 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:54,851 OH! OW! GET UP! GET UP! 158 00:07:59,689 --> 00:08:01,024 OKAY, PHEEBS? YEAH. 159 00:08:01,107 --> 00:08:02,651 THIS IS DR. OBERMAN. 160 00:08:02,734 --> 00:08:05,988 HE HAS NO STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT FONZIE 161 00:08:06,071 --> 00:08:09,741 OR ANY OF THE HAPPY DAYS GANG. 162 00:08:09,824 --> 00:08:13,328 HI. AND YOU'RE GOING INTO WHAT GRADE? 163 00:08:13,411 --> 00:08:15,914 I'M ACTUALLY A FIRST-YEAR RESIDENT, BUT I GET THAT A LOT. 164 00:08:15,997 --> 00:08:16,915 YOU SEE, I GRADUATED EARLY… 165 00:08:16,998 --> 00:08:18,249 UH-HUH, ME, TOO. 166 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:21,085 ROSS, MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE SPECIFIED 167 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,839 THAT I'D BE NEEDING A GROWN-UP DOCTOR. 168 00:08:23,922 --> 00:08:25,590 OH, NO, REALLY, I'M FULLY QUALIFIED TO… 169 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:26,883 SHH! DOOGIE, SHH! 170 00:08:29,302 --> 00:08:31,137 DOESN'T ANYBODY UNDERSTAND THAT I'M 171 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:34,140 GOING TO BE HAVING BABIES SOON? HUH? 172 00:08:34,223 --> 00:08:36,392 GO! GO, LITTLE BOY, GO! 173 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:42,565 OH, YOU MADE HIM CRY. 174 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,447 MR. TRIBBIANI, I'M AFRAID 175 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:51,950 YOU'VE GOT KIDNEY STONES. 176 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:54,452 UH… WELL, WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE? 177 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:57,622 IT'S KIDNEY STONES. 178 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:58,623 OR… 179 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,500 KIDNEY STONES. 180 00:09:04,921 --> 00:09:06,339 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GETTING THERE. 181 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:08,842 OH, AND, YOU KNOW THESE BABIES ARE VERY, VERY LUCKY. 182 00:09:08,925 --> 00:09:10,134 THEY ARE? WHY? 183 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,511 THEY HAVE THE HONOR OF BEING BORN 184 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,513 ON THE FONZ'S HALF-BIRTHDAY. 185 00:09:15,807 --> 00:09:17,935 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 186 00:09:18,018 --> 00:09:20,186 JUST TO CLARIFY… 187 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:22,438 I'M NOT FONZIE. 188 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:31,782 HONEY, YOU KNOW, I JUST GOT TO TELL YOU. 189 00:09:31,865 --> 00:09:33,450 I THINK THIS IS SUCH A TERRIFIC THING 190 00:09:33,533 --> 00:09:35,201 YOU'RE HAVING THESE BABIES FOR FRANK AND ALICE. 191 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:37,328 NO, IT IS. YEAH. 192 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:38,956 CAN I TELL YOU A LITTLE SECRET? 193 00:09:39,039 --> 00:09:40,582 YEAH. 194 00:09:40,665 --> 00:09:43,084 I WANT TO KEEP ONE. 195 00:09:46,838 --> 00:09:49,423 OH, I'M GOING TO BE ON THE NEWS. 196 00:09:53,094 --> 00:09:55,263 OKAY, PHOEBE. HONEY, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. 197 00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:57,348 YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T KEEP ONE OF THESE BABIES. 198 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:59,559 WHY NOT? MAYBE I CAN; YOU DON'T KNOW. 199 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,062 YES, YES, I DO KNOW… FRANK AND ALICE ARE GOING 200 00:10:02,145 --> 00:10:03,814 TO WANT TO KEEP ALL OF THEIR CHILDREN. 201 00:10:03,897 --> 00:10:06,733 MAYBE NOT, YOU KNOW? 202 00:10:06,816 --> 00:10:08,944 SERIOUSLY… THREE BABIES ARE A HANDFUL. 203 00:10:09,027 --> 00:10:10,361 MAYBE THEY'RE, YOU KNOW, LOOKING FOR A CHANCE 204 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:13,239 TO UNLOAD ONE OF THEM. 205 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,075 I'D HATE TO MISS AN OPPORTUNITY 206 00:10:15,158 --> 00:10:17,202 JUST 'CAUSE I DIDN'T ASK. 207 00:10:18,953 --> 00:10:21,581 PHOEBE, NO. THIS IS… THIS IS INSANE. 208 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:22,916 OH, JUST ASK HIM. 209 00:10:22,999 --> 00:10:24,793 WHA…? ME? 210 00:10:24,876 --> 00:10:26,377 I CAN'T ASK HIM. 211 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,838 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW INAPPROPRIATE THAT WOULD BE? 212 00:10:31,007 --> 00:10:33,301 ALL I'M SAYING IS JUST TALK TO FRANK, OKAY? 213 00:10:33,384 --> 00:10:35,428 JUST… YOU KNOW, FEEL HIM OUT. 214 00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:37,097 NO. FORGET IT. I AM NOT GOING TO ASK FRANK 215 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:38,765 TO GIVE YOU ONE OF HIS KIDS. 216 00:10:40,183 --> 00:10:41,726 YOU'RE RIGHT. 217 00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:49,483 TELL HIM IT'S FOR YOU. 218 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:53,488 FEELING A LITTLE BETTER, SWEETIE? 219 00:10:53,571 --> 00:10:55,490 WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE. 220 00:10:55,573 --> 00:10:57,408 I WISH YOU HADN'T SEEN ME THROW UP. 221 00:10:58,952 --> 00:11:00,036 ME, TOO. 222 00:11:02,247 --> 00:11:03,915 HEY. I JUST HEARD. 223 00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:04,916 WHAT'S UP? 224 00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:07,001 KIDNEY STONES. 225 00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:12,215 NOW, ORDINARILY, MR. TRIBBIANI 226 00:11:12,298 --> 00:11:14,342 WE TRY TO BREAK THE STONES UP WITH SHOCK WAVES 227 00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:16,720 BUT THEY'RE TOO CLOSE TO THE BLADDER NOW 228 00:11:16,803 --> 00:11:19,221 WHICH MEANS WE CAN EITHER WAIT FOR YOU TO PASS THEM 229 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,016 OR ELSE GO UP THE URETHRA. 230 00:11:21,099 --> 00:11:23,935 WHOA-HO! 231 00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:25,645 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 232 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,438 NOTHING IS GOING UP, OKAY? 233 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,192 "UP"… "UP" IS NOT AN OPTION. 234 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:31,609 WHAT'S A URETHRA? 235 00:11:35,196 --> 00:11:36,572 ARE YOU CRAZY? 236 00:11:40,076 --> 00:11:41,745 SO DID YOU ASK HIM? 237 00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:43,788 NO. I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO BE ALONE WITH HIM YET. 238 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,665 WELL, I'M KIND OF ON A CLOCK HERE. 239 00:11:48,668 --> 00:11:50,670 OH, FONZIE. 240 00:11:53,631 --> 00:11:56,050 YOU KNOW WHO I ALWAYS LIKED? MORK. 241 00:11:59,637 --> 00:12:01,264 UNDO IT, UNDO IT, UNDO IT. 242 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,560 FONZIE MET MORK. 243 00:12:05,643 --> 00:12:07,938 MORK FROZE FONZIE. 244 00:12:08,021 --> 00:12:11,066 YEAH. UM… 245 00:12:11,149 --> 00:12:12,776 YES, BUT… 246 00:12:12,859 --> 00:12:17,072 FONZIE WAS ALREADY COOL… 247 00:12:17,155 --> 00:12:20,784 SO HE WASN'T HURT, RIGHT? 248 00:12:20,867 --> 00:12:22,327 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 249 00:12:24,829 --> 00:12:26,581 HEY. HI. 250 00:12:26,664 --> 00:12:29,500 HOW YOU DOING? OKAY. THE DOCTOR SAYS ANY MINUTE KNOW. 251 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,086 HEY, YOU KNOW 252 00:12:31,169 --> 00:12:33,255 ALICE IS GOING TO BE HERE SO SOON. 253 00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:36,633 YOU COULDN'T JUST, LIKE, DO ME A FAVOR AND, LIKE… 254 00:12:36,716 --> 00:12:40,053 LIKE-LIKE HOLD THEM IN? 255 00:12:40,136 --> 00:12:42,180 SORRY, FRANK. I'M KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAST FAVOR 256 00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:44,891 YOU ASKED ME TO DO. 257 00:12:44,974 --> 00:12:45,892 HEY. 258 00:12:45,975 --> 00:12:47,477 HI. RACHEL… 259 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,980 UH, MONICA, THIS IS DAN, ONE OF THE GUYS WE'RE GOING 260 00:12:50,063 --> 00:12:51,439 TO BE GOING OUT WITH ON SATURDAY. 261 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:52,816 UH, DAN, MONICA. 262 00:12:52,899 --> 00:12:54,234 NICE TO MEET YOU. 263 00:12:55,568 --> 00:12:58,362 HELLO, DAN. 264 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,240 I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SATURDAY NIGHT… 265 00:13:00,323 --> 00:13:01,866 REALLY, REALLY! 266 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:06,955 SO, DAN… 267 00:13:07,038 --> 00:13:09,624 NURSE, NOT A DOCTOR, HUH? 268 00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:11,334 KIND OF GIRLIE, ISN'T IT? 269 00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:16,589 CHANDLER… NO, THAT'S OKAY; I'M JUST DOING THIS 270 00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:19,341 TO PUT MYSELF THROUGH MEDICAL SCHOOL. 271 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,678 OH. 272 00:13:21,761 --> 00:13:24,806 AND IT DIDN'T FEEL SO GIRLIE DURING THE GULF WAR. 273 00:13:24,889 --> 00:13:26,391 SURE. 274 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,646 AND, LISTEN, THANKS FOR DOING THAT FOR US BY THE WAY. 275 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:38,569 SO WHY WAIT TILL SATURDAY? ARE YOU FREE TOMORROW? 276 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,571 SURE. I'LL GET SOMEBODY TO COVER MY SHIFT. 277 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,406 AW, GREAT. 278 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,534 HEY, UH, HOW ABOUT IT… YOU AND ME, SATURDAY NIGHT? 279 00:13:44,617 --> 00:13:46,660 NO. ALL RIGHT. VERY GOOD. 280 00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:51,916 OOH, THIS IS A BIG ONE. 281 00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:57,297 OH! GET THESE THINGS OUT OF ME! 282 00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:59,216 BREATHE… 283 00:13:59,299 --> 00:14:01,008 BREATHE THROUGH THE PAIN. 284 00:14:04,304 --> 00:14:05,513 I WANT THE DRUGS, ROSS! 285 00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:06,764 I WANT THE DRUGS! 286 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,016 I DO, TOO! I DO, TOO! 287 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,855 YEAH, I LOVE YOU. 288 00:14:13,938 --> 00:14:15,773 OKAY. BYE. 289 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,608 HI. HI. 290 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,778 THAT WAS ALICE'S MOM. SHE SAID THAT SHE LEFT FIVE HOURS AGO. 291 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:23,156 SHE SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW. OH, HONEY, DON'T WORRY. 292 00:14:23,239 --> 00:14:24,282 SHE'S GOING TO MAKE IT ON TIME. 293 00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:26,117 YEAH. YEAH. 294 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:29,246 SO, FRANK… THREE BABIES. 295 00:14:29,329 --> 00:14:31,664 WHOO! THAT JUST SEEMS LIKE A LOT, HUH? 296 00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,707 NOT TO ME. 297 00:14:35,335 --> 00:14:36,669 YEAH, FAIR ENOUGH. 298 00:14:41,341 --> 00:14:42,967 OKAY, YOU'RE TEN CENTIMETERS. 299 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,969 TIME TO START HAVING SOME BABIES. 300 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,971 I WANT ONLY THE FATHER IN HERE, PLEASE. 301 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:50,183 WE LOVE YOU. GOOD LUCK. LOVE YOU. 302 00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:51,226 BYE, DAN. 303 00:14:51,309 --> 00:14:52,227 UH, BYE, MONICA. 304 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:54,103 UH… BYE ( babbling ). 305 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:59,525 ALL RIGHT. I NEED A CLAMP, A STERILE TOWEL AND CHANNEL 31. 306 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:00,818 WHAT IS THAT? 307 00:15:05,031 --> 00:15:06,824 OH, MY GOD! OH, NO, NO, NO. 308 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,453 IT'S A GOOD ONE. FONZIE PLAYS THE BONGOS. 309 00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:13,039 ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? IT'S TIME TO TRY PUSHING. 310 00:15:13,122 --> 00:15:15,124 ARE YOU READY? IT'S TIME TO TRY PEEING. 311 00:15:19,295 --> 00:15:20,504 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! WAIT! 312 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,716 IT'S ALMOST TIME TO TRY PEEING. 313 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,137 NOW, PUSH. THAT'S IT, PUSH. 314 00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:28,430 NOW, JUST CONCENTRATE ON PUSHING. 315 00:15:28,513 --> 00:15:29,847 YEAH, HERE WE GO. I SEE THE HEAD. 316 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,557 YES! IT HAS A HEAD! 317 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,310 ALL RIGHT. 318 00:15:33,393 --> 00:15:35,145 THAT'S IT. KEEP PUSHING. COME ON. 319 00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:37,439 I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S SOMEBODY COMING OUT OF YOU RIGHT NOW. 320 00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:40,650 THERE'S SOMEBODY COMING OUT OF YOU, AND HE'S, HE'S… 321 00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:42,776 THAT'S MY SON! ALL RIGHT. 322 00:15:45,029 --> 00:15:47,114 HERE'S YOUR FIRST BABY. 323 00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:51,494 YES! 324 00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,413 YES! WE GOT A BABY BOY! 325 00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:57,167 FRANK, JR., JR.! 326 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,002 OH! HOW DOES HE LOOK? HOW DOES HE LOOK? 327 00:15:59,085 --> 00:16:00,586 SO GROSS! 328 00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:06,050 OKAY, YOU READY TO PUSH AGAIN? 329 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,220 OH, I ALREADY HAD A BABY… LEAVE ME ALONE. 330 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,596 OKAY, OKAY, COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT. 331 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:13,099 YOU CAN DO IT. 332 00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:21,899 YEAH! HA-HA! 333 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:25,403 LITTLE LESLIE'S HERE! WE GOT ANOTHER ONE! 334 00:16:25,486 --> 00:16:28,156 OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE… 335 00:16:28,239 --> 00:16:29,991 TWO CHILDREN. 336 00:16:30,074 --> 00:16:32,910 HOW SCARY IS THAT? 337 00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:38,124 COME ON, LITTLE CHANDLER, IT'S TIME TO BE BORN. 338 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:39,750 COME ON, LITTLE CHANDLER. 339 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,086 YEP. ALL RIGHT, HE'S COMING. COME ON. 340 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,546 HE'S COMING. HE'S COMING. 341 00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:49,135 HEY, WHERE'S HIS THING? 342 00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:55,266 CHANDLER IS A GIRL! 343 00:16:57,226 --> 00:17:00,813 OH, GOD, KINDERGARTEN FLASHBACK. 344 00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,773 WELL, THEY MUST HAVE READ THE SONOGRAM WRONG 345 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:05,109 'CAUSE THEY-'CAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A BOY 346 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,070 BUT CHANDLER'S A GIRL; CHANDLER'S A GIRL! 347 00:17:07,153 --> 00:17:09,572 OKAY! KEEP SAYING IT! 348 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,324 AM I TOO LATE? 349 00:17:11,407 --> 00:17:13,410 NO, NO. EVERYTHING'S OKAY; EVERYBODY'S HEALTHY. 350 00:17:13,493 --> 00:17:16,454 THERE'S 30 FINGERS AND 30 TOES. 351 00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:17,663 WE HAVE OUR BABIES? 352 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,040 YEAH… 353 00:17:19,123 --> 00:17:21,292 OH. WE HAVE OUR BABIES. 354 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,350 OH, MY GOD. 355 00:17:37,433 --> 00:17:39,352 YOU DID IT, MAN. 356 00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:42,647 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THEM? 357 00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:47,860 THEY'RE SO SMALL… 358 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,160 SO I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW. 359 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,662 GREAT. 360 00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:05,587 SO ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO GO OUT WITH THAT NURSE MAN? 361 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,880 WELL, YOU AND I ARE JUST "GOOFING AROUND" 362 00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:11,175 AND I THOUGHT, "WHY NOT JUST GOOF AROUND WITH HIM?" 363 00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:15,263 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER LOOKED UP 364 00:18:15,346 --> 00:18:18,015 THE TERM "GOOFING AROUND" IN THE DICTIONARY. 365 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,183 WELL, I HAVE. 366 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,311 AND THE TECHNICAL 367 00:18:21,394 --> 00:18:24,272 DEFINITION IS… 368 00:18:24,355 --> 00:18:25,689 TWO FRIENDS… 369 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,235 WHO CARE A LOT ABOUT EACH OTHER 370 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:31,904 AND HAVE… AMAZING SEX… 371 00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:39,036 AND JUST WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER, YOU KNOW? 372 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,913 BUT, IF YOU HAVE THIS NEWFANGLED DICTIONARY 373 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,832 THAT GETS YOU MAD AT ME, THEN WE HAVE TO, YOU KNOW, 374 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,876 GET YOU MY ORIGINAL DICTIONARY. 375 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,382 I AM SO BAD AT THIS. 376 00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:53,635 I THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE. 377 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:54,677 REALLY? 378 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,638 OKAY. SO IF… 379 00:18:56,721 --> 00:18:57,639 KNOW WHEN TO STOP. 380 00:18:57,722 --> 00:18:59,098 I SENSED THAT I SHOULD STOP. 381 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,558 MM-HMM. 382 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:02,143 SO, WE'RE OKAY? 383 00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:04,770 YEAH. ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GO TELL DAN 384 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,606 THAT IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 385 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,736 DON'T DO THE DANCE. RIGHT. 386 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,242 I THINK YOU'RE MY FAVORITE. 387 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,452 WHICH ONE DO YOU HAVE? 388 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:20,869 I DON'T CARE. 389 00:19:23,289 --> 00:19:24,248 HI. 390 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,167 HEY. 391 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,002 SO FRANK AND ALICE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU 392 00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:29,629 THEY'RE STILL OUTSIDE, MAKING PHONE CALLS. 393 00:19:29,712 --> 00:19:31,047 OH. BUT, UM, I MEAN 394 00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:33,633 DID YOU TALK TO THEM ABOUT… YOU KNOW? 395 00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:35,176 YEAH. 396 00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:37,803 UM… 397 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,514 NO, HONEY. 398 00:19:39,597 --> 00:19:41,766 OH, OKAY. 399 00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,185 IT WAS A LONG SHOT. 400 00:19:48,606 --> 00:19:50,316 HEY, YOU GUYS, CAN I JUST HAVE 401 00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:52,318 LIKE, A SECOND ALONE WITH THE BABIES? 402 00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:53,444 OH, YEAH, SURE. 403 00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:54,654 YEAH. 404 00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,883 SO HERE YOU ARE. 405 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,887 SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY I WAS TALKING TO YOU 406 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,847 IN THAT LITTLE PETRI DISH. 407 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,106 EVERYONE SAID LABOR WAS THE HARDEST THING 408 00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:31,815 I'D EVER HAVE TO DO, BUT THEY WERE WRONG. 409 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,233 THIS IS. 410 00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:40,700 WELL, I HAD THE MOST FUN WITH YOU GUYS… 411 00:20:40,783 --> 00:20:44,328 AND I WISH I COULD TAKE YOU HOME AND SEE YOU EVERY DAY… 412 00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:50,083 OKAY, I'LL SETTLE FOR BEING YOUR FAVORITE AUNT. 413 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:55,589 I KNOW ALICE'S SISTER HAS A POOL, BUT YOU LIVED IN ME. 414 00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:04,265 OKAY, SO WE'RE COOL. 415 00:21:04,348 --> 00:21:05,975 YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO BE GREAT. 416 00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:07,893 OKAY? 417 00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:09,186 LITTLE HIGH FIVES? 418 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,313 AH! AH! AH! 419 00:21:12,565 --> 00:21:13,774 OH… 420 00:21:19,739 --> 00:21:22,533 WELL, IF YOU'RE GOING TO CRY… 421 00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:41,427 PHOEBE, WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU; YOU'RE AMAZING. 422 00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:42,803 I KNOW. 423 00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:46,182 DOES IT REALLY HURT AS BAD AS THEY SAY? 424 00:21:46,265 --> 00:21:48,517 YEAH. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TAKE IT. 425 00:21:50,728 --> 00:21:52,938 SO, NOW THAT LITTLE CHANDLER TURNED OUT TO BE A GIRL 426 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,357 WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO NAME HER? 427 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,108 THEY'RE GOING TO CALL HER CHANDLER. 428 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:59,904 KIND OF A MASCULINE NAME, DON'T YOU THINK? 429 00:22:01,238 --> 00:22:02,615 WORKS ON YOU.